/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56083096
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified

>>56083133
Amen.
Have a good Monday anons!

Vesper Noir feeding (You) till your tummy is nice and full

>>56083133
Amen.
>>56083158
You too, anon. chu~

>>56083218
HE FEEDS US

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>56083051
It's minchi.

i have nothing against rm shit itself but i admit that my immersion has been gone ever since i found out about it.. meh

Oyakodon with Hakka and Shinri

>>56083451
i’m in this hobby because i want to see anime boys and girls streaming. 3d pig disgusting for real

>>56083158
Hope you have a good monday too!!

>>56083451
the artist who did vesper's new room was blatantly posting screenshots of a RM stream in between vtuber stuff... i feel like the wall is being more than chipped away at here, and while i don't personally give a fuck, i feel bad for everyone whose enjoyment is affected by it. it's bad enough the algorithm will already shove it in their faces whether they want it or not

good morning hope everyone has a good day

>>56083704
Personally I blame Magni

>>56083800
Magni being a shameless Twitch tier attention whore will always be embarrassing

please can a male anon do a dedicated cum tribute if Magnoir comes back

>>56083704
yeah, i feel bad for people that didnt want to know about it and ended up learning about it... it'd be best if big tempus artists/accounts or ones that worked with them would keep a separate account to interact with rm shit so less people learn about it against their wishes. People could always seek it out if they wanted to.. idk

>>56084007
It is surprising how moat of the fandom is special snowflakes that get offended when they get uncomfortable about the smallest thing but don't consider other people

rm shit hate. If I wanted to watch 3d people I would be watching e-boy #1278239928323 in twitch and not anime boys.

the phantom thread movie sucks i hate magni

>>56083704
RM stuff doesn't affect my enjoyment for vtuber normally. I've seen plenty from stars and live over the years, mostly unwanted, but I must admit that seeing a photo of 2/3 of tempurple in one room made me chuckle for a sec, and not in the good way.

Axel getting bonked with the choco hammer

>>56084362
cute

Tempus was really good till halfway point, now there are no streams that I look forward to

>>56084526
>this guy isnt looking forward to the altare shinri collab this week

Bettel is wearing custom color Barrow SBA005 sunglasses in the month in review thumbnail

>>56083800
Personally I blame Altare

/MANS/ recommend me a series that I can binge please!

>>56084758
negima manga

>>56084758
one piece

>>56084758
Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

>>56084650
I'm not really invested in that ship, idk why it's shilled so much /here/

>>56084758
Oldschool spiderman cartoon is on disney plus, really nostalgic

>>56083704
>>56084007
I am somewhat bothered by it, mostly because I can't really control the images inside my brain. Now when I hear Magni's voice it's a coin toss which one I see and I hate it. I like the fucked up Alchemist that has gored himself to have extra arms, not some normie human dude

I feel really old after listening to NTR this morning.

>>56084650
shintare isnt exactly an interesting ship

Give me a horror game vod I should watch of one of the boys, no shitter's art

>>56085106
It's not just about shipping potential, I've been wanting to see how they do together in a horror game for a long time. Shinri will be in his element for once, and Altare said VR Phasmo was a lot scarier than the regular version last time he played.

>>56085572
First HQ phasmo collab, Axel's pov

>>56085572
Magni's outlast

>>56085572
Shinri

>>56084758
Grand Blue was fun and short. Good binge for a day.

>>56084758
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys

>>56085759
seconding daily lives of high school boys

>>56085697
Do you think Shinri is that terrifying?

>>56085759
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>binge

>>56085572
I liked Shinri's Love, Sam playthrough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8WJ4S_cEoE&t=756s

His Visage one is good too, but he is already very familiar with the story of the game, so it's in his "tour guide" style rather than a blind playthrough where he's coming up with theories along the way like the one above.
https://youtu.be/GaO4ZOOb4bs?t=655

>>56086082
You can binge something over multiple weeks

why are magmites so insufferable

>>56084758
I binge read Team Medical Dragon after getting too many House MD videos on my YT page and TikTok
Ijuin is a very molestable boy

>>56086322
antimagmite is code for antiwhite

>>56085572
I really like Bettel's Amnesia vods

>>56086392
didnt magni collab with an antiwhite girl

>>56086445
yeah me

>>56086445
I said magmite, not magni

>>56083451
>>56083704
>>56084007
>>56084305
I'm okay with roommates as long as they're concurrent with active VTuber duties.
The key word here is "active". If a VTuber is taking a break while their roommate keeps going at it, it leaves a bit of a bad taste in my mouth and a fear of The Worst Timeline.

That's just how I feel about it, anyways.

>>56086392
magmites generally hate white people. they’re the exact people saying “snow roach”

For me it's oatmeal with some chopped up green apple and a slop of peanut butter.

>>56086602
>you are now imagining a bunch of white girls with "ROACHED' clothing

>>56086631
wdym

>>56086631
sounds tasty

>>56086688
>You get a T-shirt after getting fucked by Morf

I'm just so mad about the "drama", because I don't even know why Vesper and Magni decided to join holostars if they have no interest in streaming.
I'm mad they caused trouble for the other boys.
I'm mad they got hired instead of other possibly really entertaining people. I'm not saying being part of holostars is the golden ticket like being a member of hololive, but why join and then lose interest 6 months in? Two slots wasted, this is worse than Sanas case.

>>56085106
>There are people itt who see just collabs as shipping fodder
Grim

>>56086922
But enough about Bettel

>>56086602
The next time drawfag anon stops by I'll ask for magmite roach correction. It's the least they deserve.

>>56086964
>there are "people" that actually ship members of Tempus with each other
>>56086978
how does a guy that hates video games get a job as a game streamer

>>56087015
>how does a guy that hates video games get a job as a game streamer
I don't know but if he got paid by a corporation for it then he's already doing better than DarksydePhil, who does it for free

>>56086978
don't care, I'm not a bettelion, but at least he streams and as long as people enjoy his streams he has a place in tempus

>>56086525
If a boy is active on their fleshtuber RM and complaining about burnout, late to streams, or clearly phoning it in, I simply check out.
I am not their audience. I will never follow them to their 3dpd content, which was their goal all along.
I will not get invested in someone's side hustle only to have my heart broken.

>>56087100
*snort*

Question for fans of Shinri: What VODs would you recommend for a new viewer? I never watched him before but recently I've been really enjoying his Outer Wilds playthrough so I'm willing to check out his other stuff.

>>56087234
Watch the recent might and magic vods next, they were fantastic

>>56086922
i highly doubt you actually watch any of the boys falseflagger kun

>>56086964
nta but even as a duo I don't care for it

>>56087501
you wouldn't believe me anyway, but I watch everyone from time to time, but ofc I put my oshi first

>>56087190
tfw Phil has more of a chance of becoming a Holostar than most people, even those who actually made it in

If anything, I'm surprised notMagni isn't part of the worst kept secret rm list

>watching a youtuber refer to a video he made a year ago as "a while"
vestmite bros..

>>56086964
>>56087015
Who invited the catholic moms itt

>>56087188
>If a boy is active on their fleshtuber RM and complaining about burnout, late to streams, or clearly phoning it in, I simply check out.
holy based. only person with self respect ITT

>>56087697
Shipping is a blight upon humanity

>>56087892
who's your tempus oshi

Imagine staying around for a thing you clearly no longer enjoy and decide to bitch instead, couldn’t be me

>>56087892
true

>>56087892
why would you even come to this thread if you are whiny about shipping?

>>56087234
If you're into Danganronpa-style games, I liked the Master Detective Archives: Rain Code one a lot.
https://youtu.be/u6WHEI3R_jQ?t=135

This Rust stream from about this point on is also excellent if you didn't keep up with the Holostars Rust server. It was an incredible disaster. There are lots of clips, but I think it's worth watching at least a few hours of it yourself.
https://youtu.be/_syouvBqm4k?t=7410

>>56088063
NTA. Don't be arrogant. This thread is about Tempus, not your sick fantasies. /CBDCT/ is over there.

>>56088063
I thought this was a thread about discussing the streams of the Adventurer's Guild Tempus, not a thread about fanfiction.

>>56088189
POST BELLY

Only pure Tempus fantasies ToT

>>56088218
any place on the internet that talks about entertainment especially if its related to weebshit will have shipping in it

rrat :Announcement in 12 hours

covering vesper in cum until he's a mound of white paste

>>56088268
Axel is the father

>>56088335
Cute!

>>56086602
I'll have you know I hate niggers, SEA, chinks and muslims as well as white people

>found a dead rat in my toilet this morning
>my first thought was 'Guess that narrative didn't pan out'
>nearly vomit while fishing the rat out of the toilet
my brain is rot

>>56088648
Wouldn't it be simpler to just say that you are a disgusting misanthrope?

>>56088648
thanks for your input Pedro

>>56088660
what kind of shithole do you live in

>>56088757
Colored, non roach loving hands typed this post

>>56088788
Texas

>>56088821
absolutely disgusting

>>56088787

>>56088218
I don't like shipping either but there isn't any use in complaining when there aren't any streams to discuss at the moment. It is dead hours after all.

would you like to have a model from starjp in starsen i would like oga being EN

>>56087188
I watch a 1 view who has more dedication than that guy.
Streams EU evenings, unlike most holos. Actually sticks to his schedule and plays games.
And has NEVER once burnt out.
If there is one thing I learned from NTR today is that flayon and shinri are the only tempus boys who play games while doggies are the only advents that play games.

>>56089032
Sometimes I wonder what it would have been like if Vesper ended up with Oga or Aruran's og model

>>56089032
I think he should do more farming game streams.

>>56089067
>brings up advent out of nowhere
lol go back

>>56089067
That 1view is from youtube? If so, who is it?

>>56089112
Which tempus is most likely to die in a farm related accident?

Remember the commandments.

>>56089256
bettel

>>56089256
Hard Mode: Except Bettel

>>56089256
bettel would get dropkicked by a horse and die

>>56089256
Bettel would try to fight all the farm animals

>>56089256
>>56089402
drunk vesper

>>56088268
I like how Bettel is the only one not sweating. You are NOT the father

>Flygon talking about S4 League on the podcast
Perhaps i treated you too harshly...

>>56089256
Bettel

I don't care for Machina x Flayon.

>>56083133
Amen.
>>56083096
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>>56089256
I can imagine Flayon getting trampled by a stampede of cows or horses.

>>56089032
I love Oga's model a lot, would be nice to understand him

>>56088788
this can happen literally anywhere on earth except the polar latitudes, a scattering of remote islands, and alberta

>>56088821
>Living in west texas
My condolences, senor

>>56089984
what the fuck is wrong (right?) with alberta that it just has no rats?

>>56089984
>tfw an Alberta chad
get fucked

>>56089984
What in Mag's name is going on in that place that even literal rrats don't wanna be there?

>>56089788
Flayon has by far the most based taste of Tempus. Unfortunately, he is also Flayon.

>>56083451
>>56083510
>Muh immersion
Bro they're supposed to be voice actors. If your immersion has been broken because the character was voiced by a 3DPD is just peak delusion. All vtubers are voiced by 3DPD. Oh what someone's RM shows up on your TL? Who cares? You came to watch the character they play not the voice actor's documentary on their off day.

>>56089984
For me, its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48dlAlrGNj8

>>56090123
AHHHHH HELP ME YAGOO I'M GOING LITERALLY INSANE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT A REAL HUMAN BEHIND THE AVATAR AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I'M GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>56086322
because most of them are doxxniggers

vesper is in heat!!

>>56089984
Rabies also has a global distribution but many countries are civilized enough to actually all but eradicate it. Toilet rats are similar, I imagine.

>>56090183
I can help

>>56090183
nowa-oji... be careful with your fangs...

>>56089256
Altare - Rabies from a raccoon bite
Magni - Kicked in the head by a cow while milking it
Axel - Pinned under a flipped tractor when the brake fails
Vesper - Shoots himself while aligning his rifle's sights
Bettel - Old age (and asbestos)
Flayon - Pissed on the electric fence
Hakka - Poisoned by bad well water
Shinri - Bit by a snake while tending to the garden

>>56090031
rats started appearing there in 1950 and they declared a war on rats shortly afterward. and i mean a war—armed patrols, guns, propaganda posters, the works. within a couple years they were extirpated from the area almost completely. they've stayed that way through constant vigilance—they have a full-time rat patrol, a rat sighting hotline, and a military response team specifically made to locate and kill any rats that show up

>>56089089
I don't think Vesper's voice would match Oga's model at all. It's not sexy enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcIpxRdqsRU

>>56090123
Not them but I go out of my way to avoid seiyuu faces and this is the same, especially since it's essentially real people wearing a mask. I hate when channels do face reveals and stuff like that too.

art requests anybody?

Flay Twitter Space
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1691166850321674240

>>56090240
>Axel - Pinned under a flipped tractor when the brake fails
I can save him...

why does he have a lisp right now

>>56090240
Is the electric fence thing actually a thing? I thought it was a meme.

>>56090260
that's actually fascinating. a little extreme, but i gotta respect it

>>56089256
Nowa dies in a Mr. Hands incident every time.
The horse kicks Magni to death for fun.

>>56090031
>>56090064
You know the "Total [insert thing you dislike here] Death" pasta? They basically did that IRL with rats.

>>56090373
Cause he always had a lisp. He just hides it on stream

>>56090298
bettel in a wedding dress holding a bouquet of flowers

>>56088660
Kek

>>56090298
catboy vesper getting neutered

>>56090229
I impregnated him and it's his fault because his fangs poked the condom while he cheekily put on me

>>56090373
twitter space audio is ass. it makes bettel have a lisp too. during his first week failure twitter space arc i think he sounded like fucking king candy from wreck-it ralph

>>56090398
I can see him doing some shit like that for the bit. idk vesper just seems demented enough

nice rape sounds

>>56090430
When did I write this?

>>56089032
Why yes I'd like to have a black model so I can be the topic of seethe on the log and have BBC memes about me fucking their oshis.

>Altare listening to Flay's succubus dream

average flayon thing

>>56090465
HQ sounds normal though. In fact I'd say Magni sounds really good during twitter spaces

Bettel is fujobaiting....

Aruran and Kotone released a new cover today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xftQnr5420

>Flayon dips as soon as he sees Altare listening in
It's over...

>>56090291
I don't understand the obsession the world has with face reveals. Be it content creators or even masked characters. It won't exactly filter me if they do eventually face reveal, I just really don't understand why people care so much.

>>56090636
The MV was a fucking trip. Kek.

>>56090725
natural curiosity

>>56090725
Yeah, I find it kind of silly as well. I'm not really bothered by reveals, but I think having a bit of mystery to a character or streamer just makes them more appealing most of the time.

>>56090725
humans are just naturally curious.

>>56090725
honestly this. cr1tikals face reveal is one where I remember my interest in his content absolutely dying afterwards. dunno why people want to see face reveals for creators like vtubers so badly

Shinri is baiting the cannibals

>>56090944
Content.

>>56090944
i just remember everyone being shocked that he's moderately attractive instead of some fat ugly dude kek

>>56090123
for me, once i see a vtuber's face, it's all i can think of when i watch them as a vtuber. it's like my brain's load order prioritizes the real face even when i'm actively suppressing it, and it ruins my enjoyment of the vtuber just from how distracting the thought is

>>56090988
yeah me

>>56090988
Tweets like these always makes me curious of who'll reply.
The last one where he gave a checklist about a ghostGF the Ghost Niji replied (as well as a bunch of other girl vtubers thirsting)

week in review waiting room is up

i am surrendering myself to schizophrenia
Vesper is real and he is my boyfriend

>>56091207
fuck you and your schizophrenia whore he is my boyfriend

nowa...? nowa.... doko....?

I laughed.

>>56090260
Wrf israel?!

>>56090988
holup is he supposed to be the raccoon or the pizza?

>>56091321
no whore he is my boyfriend and he is commanding me to eat chocolate chip cookies all day

>>56091531
does he bake them himself?

Oh shit, it didn't sink in until now that on Wednesday we'll be getting real deal Shinri and Altare collab. Finally the comfy boi collab I've been waiting for.

>>56091718
he told me to buy a bag of tates chocolate chip cookies. very crunchy and tasty!

>>56091742
Phasmo is not gonna be comfy.

I guess is another week before we hear anything new... unless they announce it in the week and they are coming back next week, but that's cope

>>56091461
He could genuinely mean either one.

Now that the dust has settled, who sent the succubus?

>>56091805
I mean, it will be from Shinri's side. Altare's side, on the other hand...

lucky Dingo
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1691176029132591106

>>56091410
All i know is i spent the last half hour watching rats get merked by dogs and a fucking ferret.

>>56092096
>a fucking ferret
How

>>56092524
Mustelids are a fucking force of nature. You have to remember that the ferret is not far removed from the honey badger and the wolverine

>>56091977
>Shinri laughing and trying to decipher the lore while Altare fucking dies
Sounds like a good time to me

>>56092524
They can crawl into small spaces

i had a dream that vesper was hunting for me. not even in an erotic way it was like i committed some crime for trying to be part of holostars my personal headcanon was that vesper was yagoos hitman in this dream. there was a jet skii chase scene until i threw him off guard and found a private island resort owned by bettel? i begged bettel to let me hide and there were several moments where i had to hold my breath to avoid detection. i genuinely dont know what this means

>>56094325
it means you've been watching Vesper's hitman 3 VODs too much

I have a solution to the Magni/Vesper situation. Hire Jeffrey as the new Vesper VA and hire DSP as the new Magni VA. You're welcome.

>>56094325
it means you want to be preyed on by Vesper and you probably have a fetish you should explore

Magni and vesper don't deserve 3d

>>56091071
I have the same problem, it gets better if I manage to go a long time without seeing new pictures, which has been really difficult. At least with Bettel my brain still prioritizes the colorful clown

>>56094428
>>56094616
bettel was in a robe that was halfway off and there was a weird erotic undertone does this help

>>56094774
sounds like an erotic dream. you are probably developing feelings for the both of them

>>56092054
The shiny he had before was a bonsly, so now he has them both kek

>>56094838
but... I'm kinda tired of tempus as a whole... im too autistic to force myself into another fixation

>>56094693
i've been thinking about this since debut but magni's arms seem like they would be a huge pain in the ass in 3D

>>56095165
sure you are..

reminder
magni is not streaming for (You)
magni is fucking his gf not (You)
magni loves his doxxmites not (You)
magni hates (You)

>>56095311
Most magmites itt are doxxmites who don't want to be fucked by him, but rather have him be fucked by someone

reminder
Altare is for handholding gentle sex

All we are is rrats in the wind...

I had a dream last night that IT'S A WEEK IN REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>56095758

>>56095506
handholding gentle sex with altare where i make him feel like a blushing maiden ToT

>>56095487
all doxxmites in this thread watching magni's twitch slop need to go back

>>56095681
>spoiler

>>56095949
How I wish they would

>>56091801
shit taste but sounds about right for vesper that fat ass nigga unironically likes McDonald's

>>56096062
mcdonalds is good

>>56096062
>tates cookies is bad
take that back whore.
I will agree on mcdonalds, used to eat that daily but havent eaten it in years. You can get better tasting fast food elsewhere

>>56096123
wake up coma chama its not the 90s anymore when they werent afraid to use lard for their fries

>>56096196
real talk, most of my enjoyment of mcdonald's comes from those fleeting moments where i swear it tastes like it did a quarter of a century ago. otherwise, it's just the easiest, closest, cheapest slop i can get

Remember getting those gold plated pokemon cards at burger king when the first movie was out in theatres?

>>56095758
Vesper, stop trying to pretend you're the father, it's getting sad to watch.

i think this ntr episode has been the best one so far

>>56097040
I can't wait for an episode without Flayon

>>56097005
you think Vesper sat in the cuck chair and watched with a smile on his face during the conception

>>56097089
No, I think he sat there with clenched teeth and a boner in his pants

>>56096945
i had mewtwo and jigglypuff! the pokeballs they came in were so cool too

>>56097161
ToT

>>56097089
>>56097161
I imagine he was sitting like his drawing of axel

love

CLOWN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LIeYNiPVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LIeYNiPVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LIeYNiPVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LIeYNiPVM
8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜ 8̴̛͕͖͍͓̱͉̯̥̦̖͒̔̋̔́̀̈̿̌͘͝͠͠-̵̗̝͈͔̝̞̌1̴̨̡͔̺̤̹̯̿̄̒̿͆̈́͗̑̎̽̕͝͝9̶̗̪̭͌͆͐̋̓̍͘-̶̡͕̩̯͕̤̙̭̟̪̑̈̽̀̄̓͋̏̍̔̕2̴̻̮͎͈̹͕͈̺̱̮͆̈́̚̚3̸̼̘͓͔̒͌̀͜͜

JESTER ON WEEK ON REVIEW TELLY for the last time... :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LIeYNiPVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LIeYNiPVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LIeYNiPVM

clown on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LIeYNiPVM

i sure do love gavis bettel streams

>>56097368
FLAYTEL LOVE!!!! So cute!

Who's on the telly?

>>56097505 (me)
okay never mind that was actually funny

>>56097453
>>56097469
>>56097472
we dont care

i really hope he can keep the menhera vibes up all week

>>56097505
same

What the FUCK is happening on the 19th?

>>56097652
>we

LEADER CUTE, LEADER LOVE~

can't believe a 69 joke became some crazy bettel meme

>>56097742
the Announcement

>>56097746
I thought this was going to be a clip from fesh pince

bettel time.
all right, let's go

i can't believe chat broke now of all time kek

>>56097742
Bettel is going to officiate Magni and Vesper's wedding

>>56097742
in case this isn't bait and anyone new to /mans/ is confused. it comes from this superchat he got early on after debut. bettel commented about how ominous it sounded and thought it was a premonition of his death or something. since then it has become a running joke for him.

i saw that intro joke coming a mile away, but chat breaking AGAIN at that moment is... um... guys is he actually cursed? august 19 real?

>>56097927
>Bavis Gettel.
Oh, it's not even addressed to him. So he's got nothing to worry about at all.

the stream is actually cursed lol

why august. why 19th
I think Gabus is a big menhera

>>56097927
No... Gettel is going to die...

>>56097995
that's when bavis gettel, the third triplet who was before unknown to us, will come and kill him

>>56097795
It probably can't be that though. The numbers only add up to 69 if you completely disregard August.

>august 19th
>you're going to die
finally.

I would love if the bit is that at 7:43pm suddenly Bettel 2 takes over his stream for a week

Bettel is turning his streams into analog horror

It's hard to tell if this is a bit or real incompetence at this point.

cringekino, love my stupid jester husband who is going to die in 5 days

>>56098187
i was about to say, bettel 2 has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

For how much Bettel have been running with this joke, I hope the actual august 19th stream is amazing but this is pretty cool so far

>>56098203
both. he's leaning into it. gotta respect it

The true horror...comic sans.

>>56098310

>>56098083
pretty sure the heff guy confirmed it
also
>69 ip
nice

>>56097005
Yeah we know who the real father is

>>56098657

>>56095758
>>56097005
>>56098676
HQ Maury parody stream when

i want to make an ita bag for one of the boys but i cant decide which one help

>>56098676
But Axel is neutered...

>>56098657
>69 ip
close the thread

>>56098801
Vesper never caught him

>>56098780
pick your favourite colour.

>>56098780
Your oshi? Or do you hakooshi?
Maybe whoever has the most charm merch that you like?

>>56098780
your favorite one? or narrow it into 2 boys and flip a coin if you can't decide

>>56097886
>Literally performing the wedding for the people who are cucking you
Holy shit, this is some next level NTR.

>>56099065
who's cucking who anymore. it seems like Magni and Bettel are more into each other than Magni and Vesper.

Who is the goat vg member?

>>56099065
>>56099185
Maybe all three of them are setting up for a polyamorous type deal.

>>56099280
None of them are goats.

>>56099280
Me

>>56099280
bettel is goose
flay is cat?
hakka is crow
shinri is fish/dragon
hope this helps!

>>56099185
>it seems like Magni and Bettel are more into each other than Magni and Vesper.
Cheating is generally more passionate than the relationship it's outside of, almost by definition.

>>56099280
bettel = hejazi goat
flayon = nigora goat
hakka = spanish goat
shinri = mountain goat

>>56099282
>Vesper and Magni are in an open relationship where Vesper allows men to sleep with Magni

>>56098982
hakooshi, i was thinking about drawing everything myself and even get one of those manjuu plushies
>>56099013
>>56098981
i really like both blue and red so i should probably go with leader or flay

>>56098780
altare because i want to do a vesper ita bag while in the most masculine outfit possible for the gap moe

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE VESPER BACK?
I MISS HIM

>>56099632
You can always go with a dual itabag, though blue and red might not look good together on a bag idk

why the fuck people want him to do an NPC stream

>>56099733
humiliation porn

>>56099627
I think it's more of a bait and switch.
Other men think they're getting Magni alone, but when the doors are locked and the windows are drawn, Vesper appears from under the bed.

>>56099733
Zoomers

>>56099732
Would probably look better with Shiny Spicy, since it's complementary colours.

>>56099762
>Magni is in the cuck chair
this is a new development

>>56099733
Who? I'm assuming Bettel, since he's live now

>>56099733
Recent tiktok meme. I'm a little surprised Bettel's audience is that young

>>56099822
Oh, I didn't say Magni was excluded from these shenanigans. After all, somebody needs to hold down the new guy while Vesper breaks him in.

>>56099891
>im surprised bettels audience is that young
theres been multiple kids in the youtube live comments stating their irl age. 13 was the youngest ive seen so far

>>56099733
he did a bit last time about it

>>56099282
I could see Magni being up for that. I could see Bettel going along, just wanting a fuckbuddy. But I think Vesper would die in that situation. He probably needs a single person who fully gets him, that he can be completely emotionally open and vulnerable with. t. projecting vesoji

Altare's gonna go full baby mode during phasmo isn't he

>>56100115
>He probably needs a single person who fully gets him, that he can be completely emotionally open and vulnerable with.
Ah, so it's Flayon.

I've missed them so much that I impulsively bought my first prostate massager so I can sleep and have wet dream about them

>>56100145
I hope not cause I'm skipping the collab then

>>56100115
>Vesper wanting commitment
nice joke

>>56100115
jesus christ ojisan we have GOT to get you some cock man

>>56100145
Abayo no thanksø

>>56100193
vesoji i...

>>56100145
They're gonna hold hands...virtually.

>>56100180
vesmachi was always the end game every autistic menhera man needs an adhd autistic zoomer

>>56100326
I'm a veshounen...

>>56099992
Oof

magni and vesper are coming back on august 19th just to suck the oxygen away from bettels impending doom

>>56100236
I didn't say that. More likely it'd be a looser, close friends/partnership kind of thing than a traditional relationship.

>>56100359
Have Vesper and Flayon collabed yet, outside of the interview they had? If so, I missed it.

>>56100145
This is why I am not that excited

>>56100359
I wish it would take off so people could finally let Altnowa's corpse rest in peace.

I miss Magni

>>56100448
vesper's been dead half of flayon's existence

>>56100180
>He probably needs a single person who fully gets him, that he can be completely emotionally open and vulnerable with.
I CAN BE THIS FOR HIM

>>56100499
i’m a day one altnowa shipper and vesmachi does not appeal to me in the least. sorry.

>>56100180
Flay might be a little too high energy for Vesper to deal with 24/7, but yes, he unironically would probably be a better romantic match for him than Magni for that reason.
>>56100448
Yes, he was along for the ride on WoW Wednesdays. He was off his meds, and it was weirdly cute.

Bettel wants someone to murder Phantom so he can be buried with him like he's a pharoah...

>>56100145
He didn't during Forewarned, so I hope not. Since Rust he has barely put on the baby act with Shinri, so I have hope

>>56100732
If you're not an artist, no one gives a shit.

>>56100145
have you seen him play phasmo before? he’s literally gonna be too busy pissing himself in VR

>>56100735
they seem to be equal in terms of energy desu. they owe me that tsukihime zatsu.

>>56100815
i drew some of the first altnowa art in the fandom, anon

>>56100235
I'm actually straight. I understand that me being /here/ may have given you the wrong impression.

>>56100915
"source dude just trust me"

>>56100783
He really only did it during Rust, so I don't get why people act like that's all they are together. Usually they're just two friends having a mellow chat together. If anything, Altare is the one who is usually helping Shinri out or giving him orders since they're usually playing games he's better at.

Shinri should spank altare :3

What's with Bettel and discussing his funeral, first it was the farting, now he's planning everything. Is it menhera or what

>>56101000
Sorry haters but Shintare DDLB is good ToT

>>56101003
he's going to die in five days, he should have been doing this sooner if anything

>>56101000
I'd rather see Altare spank Shinri, honestly.

>>56100815
to be fair to altnowa shippers the energies are completely different

>>56101051
>ddlb

>>56100930
well stop fucking projecting and go get yourself autistic zoomer enby splatoon player pussy

>>56101145
Vesper is obviously a sub for Altare. A bratty sub, bc he complains all the way through

>>56101334
...Are you saying Vesper tops in Vesmachi?

>>56101334
>Complaining is bratting
Do people think this?

>>56100965
I can understand if someone was a bit put off by that since both of them played into it a bit too much, but yeah it was only for the bit and Shinri still relied a lot in Altare for his plans kek they are just really sweet and helpful to one another

>>56101334
Nta, but no. Very much not. Unless Flay is a power bottom, then maybe

why is bettel such a size queen

Imagine if Dez and Vesper come back on the 19th just to "save" Bettel from his impending doom live in stream.
Could be kinda kino.

is there a grandso tier artist for shintare? only reason altnowa really took off was because of the fanart/fics

>>56101924
Only if it was announced beforehand

>>56102025
Not really, is just us 5 schizos and Shinri

>>56100145
I guess I'm the only the one who thought it was kinda funny. He was having so much fun rping.

Is Bettel ogey?

I want to make the clown fat so bad, how did I end up like this?

>>56102245
it was kinda funny for the first 10 seconds, altare's thing though is he often doesn't know when or how to stop

>>56102387
he really invites it, with the combination of always talking about food, his horrible diet, and being terribly thin. you don't even have to be an architect to want to feed him soup

>>56102245
No, I did too. They were just having fun being goofy.

>>56100815
it's time to go, little boy.

>>56100499
Why not let people ship what they want

now i want to rewatch that zatsu bettel did where he was eating snacks and vesper was commanding him to eat more in the chat

>>56102635
vesper was one of us

>>56102381
Actually nervous for August 19th, but not in the way you'd think

>>56102635
do you remember which it was? i want to now, too...

if August 19th doesn't end with an hour-long audio drama where Magni and Vesper come out of hiding to find Bettel after he mysteriously disappears, I'm going to be disappointed that my fanfiction wasn't a prediction.

I'd give Magni and Vesper money if their absense was all an elaborate bit for Bettel's August 19th stream

>>56102387
i don't remember writing this... i need my meds

>>56102949
if i cant find it by the time this thread ends i'll cross post it to you in the next one,

>>56103256
thank you!

>>56099646
i really wanted to buy altares ohmonah shirt but the shipping was not worth it

>>56102596
Me saying I'm bored of it and I want to see something new take off instead on anonymous message board is not stopping anyone from shipping it dude. You do you.

>>56103358
https://www.youtube.com/live/qWhQRJjd0M4?feature=share&t=4821
got a stamp of Vesper telling him to eat a chocolate turtle. Mainly Ves was just chatting a lot to him in this one.

i am wetless listening to bettel speak

>>56103680
bless your soul, anon

Any bakers around? To start preparing the next one if not

>>56103713
I'm here and already have bread in another tab.

I have a question but the thread is about to pass away...

>>56103570
Ah, I know that feeling...

>>56103608
it was probably because you directly @'d someone my dude. you kind of invite negative reactions when you do that

>>56101898
Almost as if he is influenced by someone... Axmagttel when, please!

>>56103781
Nyaruhodo, thanks baking friend chu

>>56103781
Thank you Charybdis Burger

I hope R6S doesn't hurt too much, the only people still playing the game are ridiculously sweaty.

>>56103065
I would be unbelievably disappointed, even if it would be a funny bit could have started AFTER the anniversary, AFTER an HQ collab

you really have to admire how bettelion simultaneously baby bettel and take delight in his suffering

>>56103608
You did say that you wanted vesmachi to take off so "altnowa corpse could rest in peace", it's kinda a "my ship is better than yours" type of sentence kek

>>56103809
>shipping is $50+
>they dont even have my size in stock
official merch HATE

>>56103813
The person I @ed was talking about wanting vesmachi to become a thing and I said I too want it to be a thing, albeit for a different reason.

>>56083158
The babygirls of tempus

>>56104195
NTA but official merch shit makes me want to kms myself and there's no unofficial shit anywhere near me

magni and vesper have been absent for this long because they're both pregnant… with EACH OTHER

>>56104139
I don't like either ship at all, I just want to see some more variety.

>>56104403
what level of vore is this

>>56100115
I swear every vesoji is literally me.

>>56104457
into my dungeon you go

>>56104561
Only if you're a femvestie who's nice to me.

i love when bettel laughs so hard he cries due to his own stupidity

>>56103570
This drawing is so cute bro