/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>implying Aragorn is not hot

Ngmi

>>56093456
Is she wrong?

>>56093456
I don't get it

find yourself a diet and do some exercises bro

>>56093838
Nerissa just said she finds Aragorn and guys like him hot.

>>56093456
NOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

>>56094016
I mean he was the true king of gondor
that's pretty hot

Based.
Have any other Holos mentioned lotr before?

no she was talking about pipin you retard

>>56094016
Were you expecting her to like faggy-looking dudes like Legolas? Watch HoloJP then.

>>56094297
Kiara and Bae

>>56093456
I knew she's going to be great

>>56094297
Gura mentioned watching it. She won't do watchalong because it's too long probably...

>>56093456
Where's the lie? Boromir is hotter though.

>>56093456
I, Aragorn II Elessar, son of Arathorn, hereby declare this raven exempt from any taxation!

>lusting over males

>>56093456
Why has no one every said Gimli was hot

>>56093456
Based

>>56094380
>Bae
Really? Isn't she an uber zoomer? Are her parents into it or something? No way she got into lotr on her own.

>Nerissa likes Legolas and Aragorn
>Kiara likes Sam and Gimli

>>56094016
Well yeah, he's hot.
I'd let Aragorn fuck me too. And I'm perfectly straight.

>>56094297
kiara and nerissa both like rings of power so they are both trash

>>56093456
>insecure about everything
very attractive, op

>>56094016
Based Dúnedain enjoyer

lesbiansisters....

>>56094637
Great, so both like me because I am a mix between all four of them
Gonna have a lot of sex with both of them

>>56094526
>it's too long probably
But that's the best part! You chumbuds should try talking her into it. She's missing out.

>>56094678
How? I tried watching the first ep about 3 times, but I kept falling asleep 20 mins in because literally nothing was happening.

>>56094603
Fuck dwarfs.

>>56094016
She's right

>>56094016
But /vt/ told me she was a lesbian.

>>56094016
I love bisexual women.

how is he not hot? he just needs a shower

>>56094629
Either her parents or her sister probably. She does have some interests here and there that don’t fit the typical zoomer mold. Some of her glaring blind spots are a matter of her being Australian and not from North America instead of just being a zoomer, for example, and NZ is just a stone’s throw away for her.

>>56095043
Fine, if you insist

>>56094629
anon it's not like she's read the Silmarillion

>>56094360
She literally said she also likes Legolas and Orlando Bloom in general lmao

>>56095537
I haven't met anyone born in the 2000's that's watched it, unless it was recommended to them by a relative or an okder friend. We're steadily approaching an era where entire generations only know rings of power and go "literally who?" if you so much as bring up Tolkien.

>>56094016
she's right

>>56093783
>Is she wrong?
I admit IWNBAW, but if I were one I'd probably find Viggo Mortensen hot, but not that thing that WotC claimed was Aragorn in their MTG version.

>>56095204
im not gay but this man is hot as hell

>>56093456
I mean, she's not wrong.

>>56096060
>We're steadily approaching an era where entire generations only know rings of power
I don't think there exists an age bracket where more people have seen RoP than the Peter Jackson trilogy, though I'll concede that for young viewers it's a whole lot closer than it should be.

>>56096195
WE WUZ NUMENOREANZ

>>56093456
Yeah, me

>>56096060
I think you're being pessimistic.
Anyway, my point being that watching the movie or consooming merch is superficial fandom and does not require you to appreciate the source material so for now I will gatekeep the shizz out of the rrat until western fantasy correction is applied.

>>56093456
Oh no no no, gimlibros...

Not totally related to this, but she's really good at reading the worst comments from her chat out loud. I hate you guys. Or more specifically I hate anyone who sucks, and a lot of you non-lurkers suck. So she's just always reading shit like "you did that wrong." "You're ruining everything." "MORON DON'T DO THAT" "step on me, mommy?" "ArE tHeY sInGlE!?" etc. She has no personality of her own, yet, so she's just a mouth piece for the mouth breathers in her chat. It's a terrible viewing experience.

>>56097704
>ArE tHeY sInGlE!?
man, I hate this one
what I wouldn't give to give whoever started it a good smack across the mouth

>>56093456
I'm more of a Matthew McConaughey in Reign of Fire gal myself but yeah, she's not wrong.

>>56093456
alright time to hobo up

I watched the extended versions of LotR while smoking weed.
Cool fight scenes.

>>56098615
kys

>>56093456
I've a heterosexual male and even I can tell Vigo Mortenson is a sexual beast.

Impeccable taste.

/vt/ why are you so gae...

>>56095107
I'm a straight male and I can still recognize an attractive dude. Is that the same for lesbians?

>>56093456
okay i'll watch her

>>56099769
/vt/ loves cock. why do you think theyre so tsundere for vesper?

jesus, kiara is such an obnoxious bitch, how the fuck people watch her?

>>56095107
we've been telling you she's literally bisexual and for some reason the camps on both sides are shitposting that she's not
she's a relatively normal millennial girl that likes things

>>56094603
Kiara said Sam and Gimli are her favorite LoTR characters

>>56093456
Viggo Mortensen is a gigachad though, he deflected a real knife that got thrown at him in Fellowship

>>56098658
Why

What's Nerissa's tax policy?

>>56096195
wtf

>>56093456
everyone knows Gollum is the real hot guy

>>56093456
Good. I'm so sick of hearing girlsl raise Legolas the mary sue elf. Yes I'm still mad about the shield and maumkil scenes.

>>56094603
gimlibros in shambles
always gotta grasp at straws

>>56094016
He's Kiara type too.

>>56094629
Her problem isn't that she's a zoomer, she's just a tiger asian who went through super strict parenting so she never had a proper childhood besides stuff her sister shared/exposed her to. There's a lot of stuff she does know but those moments never get clipped because of course they don't

>>56093456
*kicks helmet*
*breaks foot*
Bet that turns you on

>>56094016
well yes, I want to BE Aragorn. is there a problem? did you think she was gonna say Gollum is hot?

So she's not a dyke? Kiara is going to cut contact with her if she can't fuck her.

>>56094360
>faggy-looking dudes like Legolas
Contrary to what the live-action films would have you believe, Legolas and other Tolkien elf dudes are supposed to look like muscular action heroes.

>>56100549
Please understand, the concept of bisexuality doesn't exist on this board. Every talent is either a cockgobbler or a carpet muncher, no inbetweens are allowed.

>>56094016
>Aragorn
so she likes poor ass looking man

>>56094016
Is she supposed to lie and say he isn't hot?

>5'11''
IM IN LETS GOOOOO

>>56096503
>>56101361
>>56096195
OH NO, NOT A NOT-WHITE ARAGORN IN AN ADAPTATION
Anyway...

>>56094016
Based taste. Aragorn is peak manhood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdmr7B__G3s&t=3010s

>we

>>56094016
I've literally never met a single woman who didn't think Viggo Mortensen wasn't hot. Like come on now.

>>56113258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6bSgVuN1gg&t=2541

>>56093456
What is her tax policy?

>>56093456
Aragorn
>6'6
>Descended from a hero king and heir to the throne of Gondor and Arnor
>War veteran
>Contributed to the downfall of the setting's big bad and became king
Oh no no, how can the sedentary 5'7" and below skinnyfat SEA weebs on /vt/ ever compete hahahahaha

>>56116827
>not even 5'7"
nnooooooooooo

>>56093456
Aragorn is one of the perfect example of a true GigaChad, not fake gay ass bitches like that baldy Tate. A leader that is strong, kind, and earns his respect through sheer knightship. Anyone who had watched LoTR would know this fact, but of course, I almost forgot that this board is filled with zoomers.

>women find the knightly hero archetype attractive
Wow...I am... shocked!
anons why did no one tell me!?

>>56112348
OH NO NOT SOMEONE POINTING OUT A NON-WHITE ADAPTATION
Anyway...

>>56121584
See the difference between your post and mine is that I posted a pic of an Aragorn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orLz433Cf-g

>>56123021
I think the anon knew that

>>56117866
Come out the closet someplace else

>>56123198
Then he should stop acting like a fool .

Kiara said he was hot too in the members watch along. Idk, he's a handsome guy. Kiara and Narissa might seem like raging lesbians but they more than likely have dated more men than women if they ever even dated women.

>>56093783
Very wrong

>>56100548
orange woman really tries hard to make me like her

>>56093456
>>56094016
...and?

>>56095043
now youre talking

>>56094619
Weird that this actually happened.

>>56107585
Not necessarily just like a muscular action-hero; Tolkien described Legolas as lithe, tall and strong.
A professor for Old English would know that archery, especially using bows with high draw weight, requires a lot of strength - but a kind of strength that doesn't result in an overly bulky chest or waist (pic related).

>>56100548
Holy based

>>56096060
The millennials in Hololive who know of LotR also defend Rings of Power. So maybe just don't go to women for your taste in movies?

>>56094016
Anon... Do you really think Viggo Mortensen is unattractive to women? Are you retarded?

>>56113258

>>56096195
The funniest thing is Aragon the card is all colors except black for his mana cost. Yet also.. he technically is all the colors in another way..