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/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers


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Welcome to Hololive, have a look around
Any archetype of 'dere you can think of can be found
We've got mountains of talent, some seiso, some not.
We know that you will love her if you give her a shot.

Welcome to Hololive, come and take a seat.
Would you like a retro gamer or a shark obsessed with feet?
There's no need to panic, this isn't a test.
Just take a look and see which one you feel in your chest.

Welcome to Hololive, what would you like to hear?
Her brand new Jpop cover or her tongue inside your ear?
There's hags, and lolis, everything inbetween.
I'm sure that you can fix her if you know what I mean.

Welcome to Hololive, meet your fellow fans.
Here's a cookbook that we made and the exact size of her hands.
We've got music, and fangames, and anime shorts.
And a bunch of 3d animations of all the different girls fucking eachother

Welcome to the Hololive, hold on to your socks,
'Cause an Anon just drew a picture of your oshi's futa cock.
It's veiny, and throbbing, and right in your face.
We promise its not gay if you want to know how it tastes.

You're oshi just turned twenty-five, have a slice of cake.
Now she overworked her throat and now she has to go on break .
Now you miss her, how you wish her well and hope that she gets better
Make a post of how you'd kiss her, mating press her, drink her piss and then you'd-

Here's a big collab, here's a hit piece from the press.
Here's a comfy late night zatsu here's your oshi's home address.
The context doesn't matter, see this awful thing she said!
PEKORA BOUGHT A MONKEY AND WE THINK ITS FUCKING DEAD

Would you like to feel that gachikoi, all of the time.
That little bit of true love, all of the time
Obsession is a virtue and detachment is a crime.
A little bit of gachikoi, all of the time.

>> No.56078069

9.98/10
The "You're" triggered the grammar nazi inside me

>> No.56078079

You probably wasted a lot of time writing this autistic stuff but I'm not reading all that

>> No.56078411

A for effort

>> No.56078540 [DELETED] 

Reddit moment

>> No.56078552

Pretty good. If I knew how those people used Ai to make people sing songs I'd make Bo sing it.

>> No.56078589

>>56078079
gb2 gaia

>> No.56078846

>>56076805
I ain't reading all that. Make AI cover with Gura voice.

>> No.56078923

>>56076805
Beautiful. I wish Bo would sing this.

>> No.56079008

>>56078079
>>56078846
you get yous from me now i hide this thread without having read op - you suck op

>> No.56079124

>>56076805
Did you essentially run with another fishtuber's parody and make it Hololive edition?

>> No.56079151

>>56079124
there are vtubers outside of hololive?

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>>56076805
>Any archetype of 'dere you can think of can be found
The Tsundere hasn't been there since February anon.

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>>56076805
>Any archetype of 'dere you can think of can be found
The archetypes up 'dere ain't happy
'Dey mad cuz 'dere all schizos

>> No.56079461

>>56079213
The tsundere is /vt , if they actually met the talent they anti irl they'd immediately become the thirstiest simp in existence.

>> No.56079493

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU
>>56076805
Actually amazing, except
>>56078069
This part of course.

>> No.56079516

Great job OP.
I love spending an hour or two transmogrifying lyrics or memes into Hololive shit too.

>> No.56079854

>>56076805
Very good. Just needs a little cleaning up for the rhythm on some of the lines. Good job.

>> No.56080131

>>56079151
Seems like it
https://youtu.be/ySX_wRA2bhM

>> No.56080395

>>56076805
This is really well done and fit's the cadence of the song up to this point
>You're oshi just turned twenty-five, have a slice of cake.
>Now she overworked her throat and now she has to go on break .
>Now you miss her, how you wish her well and hope that she gets better
>Make a post of how you'd kiss her, mating press her, drink her piss and then you'd-
Maybe it's hard to match up because it's the part where he starts to machine gun out the memes but other than that, spot on. Heard the lyrics in his voice as I read it. 8/10

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>>56076805
This is so beautifully autistic I can't be mad at it

>> No.56080821

>>56078069
Spend 20 minutes proofreading and still fuck it up.

>>56080395
I was too proud of the latter two lines to squeeze memes into the first two so I preferred to just use them as set up.

>> No.56081213

>>56080821
Yeah rereading it, the last two are bangers. Just those first two lines
I want to hear this sung. Even if it's done poorly by an anon and then AI styled to Bo

>> No.56081428

>>56076805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De86LkABpj0&ab_channel=giita

>> No.56081475

>>56076805
>You're oshi just turned twenty-five
My oshi is 37 at least

>> No.56081581

Bo Burnham sucks and all his best stuff was his Youtube days. Now he just makes self absorbed whiny bullshit like "Wah I'm a sad rich white man".

>> No.56081654

>>56081428
Alright janny just delete the thread because i've clearly been outdone well before now

>> No.56081771

>>56081428
This is way better

>> No.56081970

>>56076805
This is pretty great, good job.

>> No.56084283

>>56076805
888888888

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>>56081475
Not a bad choice
>>56081654
Nah, you have something different here. Your song is about Hololive. Change up the line referring to Anon's posting futa cocks and you have totally separate thing.

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