/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56070576
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified

altare reads your fanfiction

I too enjoy shipping fanfics but it's
hetships
>>56070605
Amen

>>56070605
amen

Vesper and I are married to the heart to each other for many months and will soon be married of real world rules in September

The cenat thing was fucking insane. WHY, just WHY do people watch that guy? And no fucking surprise it's those kinds of people that watch him.

Rare good luck Altare

If the boys agree to an 18 hour WOW collab stream then Vesper will come back.

>>56070761
I will come back too

holy kek

Fucking hell man this made me laugh out loud

Christ I'm dying

>>56070795
That's nice Magni

I'm zeroing in on Altare as we speak

>>56070795
Magni dont worry we did not forget about you

Found the pic they're talking about, anyone got the airplane one?

>what is a niche, old game you have fond memories of?

>>56070967
If WOW is Vesper's lure that brings him back, what game or content should the boys do to make Magni come back too?

>>56071189
probably some fucked up furry sonic shit

What the fuck lol

>DID HE KILL THAT MAN
>Is that a GUN?
holy kek

What the fuck this looks kinda cute

LOL

what the fuck man lol

>>56071189
adult baby roleplaying game

"Didn't everyone else play Captain Crunch the video game on the Atari??"

>>56071457
Tembabies rp or something to do with horses. Possibly Axel finally visiting him in-person so that he can get the bizarre furry horny out of his system

>Who plays horror games for fun alone?
>Shinri
>Shinri

Is Noir back yet?

>>56071189
Wolfquest pt. 2

>>56071666
Is Noir blacked yet?

KEK

oh i love these retards

>>56071666
is noir (strong)fat yet?

>>56071690
I really want hq wolfquest...

I kind of get that - home invasion movies are some of the scariest to me for that reason.

>>56071702
yeah by me

racism...

Alien 3 The Video Game really taking shots

>money
>lovers

we hate regis altare

Flayon is a ho

>23k regis altares

why do these games EXIST

Shill the merch, Bettel, shill the merch!

gottem

i’m really happy that we have podcast on monday to look forward to now

lmao

gottem again

gottem TWICE

>>56071189
Sonic Dreams Collection

Han Velsing, my new oshi...

van helsing is actually a decent devil may cry clone, nothing incredible but devil may cry isn't on original xbox

vesper and altare pokemon gameboy tcg offcollab when

Flayon has been in his best form in this podcast.
Hopefully he can stay this way moving forward.

>>56072443
He's strongest in zatsus, he gets a bit too much in game collabs

>>56072443
he won't.

If Altare likes the piano so much why did he drop it

Altare thinks people who play the piano are elegant and smart...Shintare...

>I play a lot of instruments
Yet your cello fingering is still bad

I'd go into the past

>>56072583
jack of all trades, master of none

>>56072583
His fingering has always been good for songs he knows

kek

>>56072547
Bipolar disorder. Please andastand. He will love something/someone like they're the world to him and then treat them like they/it is/are garbage at the drop of a hat.

lmao

>>56072737
but enough about Vesper

>>56072547
Doubt he has the space, time or money

>>56071189
What even happened? He tweeted he got back in his google account then just not only vanished but took magni with him. Like how even.

KEK

hehehehehe

FLAYON WHY ARE YOU TRAUMADUMPING

>>56072737
Altare isn't bipolar, he's just depressed.

...flayon abunei
bettel saved that

>>56072891
fuck you whore

>>56072891
my husband

Ok now where are the schedules

>>56072737
He doesn’t have bipolar disorder but he does split on things and people. Just gotta watch him hold a grudge for proof of that

>>56072903
Altare can have both. Most people with BPD have a comorbid diagnosis of MDD. Their unstable relationships with others and feelings of emptiness and worthlessness oftentimes contributes to their Major Depressive episodes.

>>56072891
Ugly

you guys have never met anyone that's actually bipolar

Leader schedule
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1691080452868644864

>>56073119
:(

>>56073195
>SC reading
maybe he is bipolar

>>56073195
is his new manager making him do sc readings?

>>56073094
don't lewd the soda can

>>56073195
sooo what's this week interesting thing he mentioned before?

>>56073195
>SC Reading
He could just say no to maneger-san

>>56073134
I have met someone in the clinic presenting with one. BPD is one of the easiest personality disorders to do therapy on. I bet Altare just needs some firm talking (or dicking) with a shrink.

happy monday /mans/

>>56072545
picrel has one of the most boring designs ive seen

>>56072891
come back whore

>>56073292
wasn't that Shinri? think Altare just said it was going to be a busy/packed week which doesn't necessarily have anything to do with streams.

>>56073195
shiny spicy love!

>>56073195
>SC reading
so he’s being forced to do this right?

>>56073499
but enough about altare

>>56073195
He tricked me, I thought there'd be a shiny spicy collab
He doesn't know /mans/ etiquette

>>56073195
>uses Shiny Spicy pic
>but no Shiny Spicy collab
WDHMBT

SHINTARE STATUS?

>>56073559
Fuck you my boy is a beautiful lizard with dumbo ears and I will have him as he is

>>56073645
maybe he just really likes shiny spicy

>>56073645
That he might be doing a solo with Shinri but Axel is still his main ho

>>56073433
Good morning.

>>56073721
thanks Axel
You should really learn what ho means

>>56073538
huh is that so..? I feel like altare said there'd be something interesting this week as well but yeah maybe I mistook them

>>56073011
That’s called being human.

>>56073094
And yet he doesn’t

I thank /MANS/ for being /MANS/... Stay cool bros and sisters!

>>56073670
I already lost my shit when Shinri dropped his schedule so now I'm just smiles as my stock rises

>>56073711
He really likes to shill it, I guess with his main pairing with Magni gone he can't talk about almond all the time

Offer Altares to the Buntare

>>56073195
I’m pretty hyped for this week. I’ve been waiting ages for that Shintare Phasmo, and the rest is solid

>>56073723
good morning!!

>>56073916
a sacrifice...

>>56073645
IMT they are the only remaining HQ members, so it's like posting a full gen fanart

>>56073645
kinda hoping this means that axel's got a shiny spicy collab on his schedule

>>56073670
I hate phasmo but I'll take it

>>56073852
*looks you in the eyes*
*starts jelqing without breaking eye contact*
thanks dude

>>56073645
This.

>>56073943

Ah

>>56073852
*cums on you*
thanks man

>>56073670
God, I'm so ready for Shintare Phasmo fanart.

Listening to the latest NTR podcast. I love these retarded niggers going on about Walter White scalping PS5s.

>>56073916
Hot.

>>56073903
i think he and axel are just… friends. he really doesn’t push a ship with axel at all

>>56073852
CHUU

>>56074086
what the fuck is he doing in the desert

>>56074258
looking for Camel Lot

>>56072891
Wau

I wish I could be Bettel's sleep paralysis demon (actually a succubus) (stealing his nut butter)

>Every Altventurer I know is going “What the fuck, a Superchat reading? He hates doing that”

>>56074285
I see

>>56073645
He's a fujobaiting faggot

>>56074311
Regulus I..

>>56074368
this nigga never had friends before

Is the poisonous Chinese guy still cancer in rainbow 6 siege?

>>56074344
i don't think he's ever said he hates doing them but he's always made a conscious effort to read scs so he'd never have to do readings and promise to read the rest offline if he couldn't manage

>>56074208
My guy, they are all just friends. Altare does fujobait

>>56074536
When has altare ever fujo-baited

>I swear this guy that I don't watch does something all the time

vesper and i are married

Urgot mains are actually the sexiest players, what are they talking about

>>56074648
Just say that you don't watch him

>>56073645
The Shiny Spicy is in his heart anon. Why are people questioning schedule art now? Altare has randomly used art with Miyabi for his.

Important question
What pet names would the boys use for their lovers?

this podcast has been one of the best things that happened since the magnoir suspension

>>56074726
they all seem like babe users to me

>>56073852
*rips a handful of pubes and blows them into the wind*
you are so sweet

>>56074726
Stinky

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>56074536
Rarely with Axel. Shiny Spicy has always been straight bros talk

>>56074726
Flayon gives me "my love" vibes

>>56074726
Axel would use something common in jp

>>56074648
are you serious

>>56074344
I've never been under the impression that he hates doing it, but he doesn't see a need because he reads most of them as he gets them. Probably has more than usual to catch up on because of the cover and podcast release.

Impregnate Noir Vesper

>>56074665
that's this whole general with every member

>>56074726
vesper used the word babe when he was talking to one of the boys during a WoW collab so i guess that.
Bettel seems like he would be sort of dramatic and call people "my love" etc.

I think he's copying Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/live/pthpHspviUw?feature=share

>>56074726
Bettel has called the boys "honey"
Vesper has called the boys "babe"

>>56074878
>Bettel seems like he would be sort of dramatic and call people "my love" etc.
Lol, I think that's more likely to come from Hakka. Bettel I could see calling people "honey", "baby" or "darling" or something like that.

>>56074726
>Black Magmite
uh...

>>56074937
yeah I can see that too, im just remembering when he said "thanks my love" to Vesper that one time but he definitely seems like a honey, darling type of guy. Would make a very good wife (male)

>>56074908
>Vesper has called the boys "babe"
wait when and where

>>56074726
Magni never touches on romantic relationships so it's really difficult to imagine him using any pet names

>>56074726
altare uses babe/baby whenever he's talking scenarios with girls. think magni has too.
bettel and hakka use honey quite a bit.

>>56075039
>babe/baby
Altare and Magni do that in joke scenarios so I don't know if it's reflective of rl.
Altare did talk about pet names he liked to use... but I can't remember what they were lmao. Think it was during a roguelike or Zelda.

A classic Regis Altare thumbnail

i want to buy another ojisan shirt so badly but what if vesper doesnt come back...

Flayon likes DS2 and bloodborne, based

>>56075017
Idr, way back. He did it a couple of times

>>56075268
>DS2
I knew he was a masochist degenerate

I would like to fight Malenia in bed with no clothes on

>>56075369
cringe

>>56075369
How did he understand the context

>>56075369
Retarded little brother eue

>>56075184
if we take joke scenarios as a truth axel would call his lover babygirl kek

I am just going to create a Vesper tulpa fuck this shit

>>56075017
i think it was raft or apex and then wow

>>56075438
He'll abandon you as well and literally take a piece of your mind. Don't do it.

>>56075434
more like bitch or ho

just fucking terminate those two asshats already, there’s probably thousands of other male vtubers who would stream regularly for their fans but they hired these two fags who need over a months long mental health breaks

>>56075369
Wath stream is this?

>>56075438
Why not make an Ojisan dress up as Vesper and peg him

>>56075492
>mental health breaks
But Magni's just fine?

>>56075496
ive been TRYING to get one of the whorejisans here but they only on this general and nowhere else.

>>56075495
Miyabi’s zatsu. He was trying the bertie’s jelly beans with the weird flavors

>>56074688
how can he get married when he's perpetually tied to a cuckchair?

>>56075528
after going on a month long break because he hates magmites

Go back to your Minecraft house you damn clown

>>56075492
Not a health break, I heard it's a stealth suspension.

>>56075668
how is it a stealth suspension when all their activity has been publicly suspended for a month

I heard SEAmen are all pants shittingly autistic. Seems like weaponized autism is only for the whites and east asians

>>56075668
Keep trying nijinig

>>56075496
real life men are scary

First suspension + MIA break + Japan arc + getting a job and being able to watch + Second suspension has left me in shambles and completely out of touch. I thought of Vesper today and literally forgot the name for Vesties like an Alzheimer's patient, I couldn't recall what I was called for five minutes. Come back soon nowa...

>>56075429
He really has the sense of humor of a six year old, it's incredible

>>56075492
t. seething 2 view

>>56075803
Be even scarier hoe

>>56070576
QRD on bottom left and right?

has altare literally ever fujobaited with axel? i know he does it with other boys sometimes but he and axel have always been straight up bros

Bro really is trying his hardest right now

>>56075974
it's kinda cute

>>56075803
You're not wrong. I am genuinely dangerous and I hope you'll always live in fear of that.

Altare talking about doing a speedrun verses with Bettel sounded so fun

Altare fujobaits with me

>>56075974
waiting for the dead branch bit

>>56075492
Vesper got vacationed last time for popping off on some zoomer fuck that wouldn't do their job. Management shouldn't have hired lazy shitters.
Who the fuck knows what it was this time.

This is all on management.

>>56075246
Just buy it, that way you have one that stays nice and one you can ware the shit out of

Shinri hasn't been uploading his twitch streams, is anyone archiving?

>>56075937
nah he acts more like a retarded chuuni with him than anything else

>>56076137
who?

WDHMBT
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1691085516450545667

>>56076005
Not as cute as ojisan booty. You know they got plump rumps

>>56075629
Has she drawn Shinri with other than female self insert?

>>56076137
i have them saved but i can't be bothered to share em

Still maintain the thought that the new management annoyed Vesper and Magni and they want out of their contracts. But two talents leaving the same branch at the same time would look awful so Cover has put them on ice.

>>56076289 (me)
but if driveanon comes around i guess i could

>>56075937
He does do the thing where he calls Axel a good boy and plays up the dog/master thing at times. But never to the point he does with Magni or Nowa for example

>>56076305
They'd be long gone bro

>>56076253
There are 2 fingers here. #2 is a synonym for pooping. He was the trainshitter.

>>56076305
>"Vesper" comes back but it's just a bad ai sample of his voice and a soundboard made from past streams
Will intern-kun do it?

>>56076253
He got laid

>>56076253
He has to go on break sooner than he thought probably

>>56076429
With me lol

>>56076429
I would actually cheer, and celebrate with a cake if Axel got laid.

>>56076429
yeah
>>56076486
with him

>>56076486
I believe it

If nowa dies who’s going to be the nowa to my alt

>>56076505
Start cheering, Ive just done the ultimate White Woman action

>>56075559
He's marrying the chair.

>>56076353
Out of everyone in HQ he really onlt baits with Magni. He doesn't bait much with Nowa either, except for that one Twitch Apex stream where he overlaid Gon Freecs over Vesper's reactive and it was the funniest thing ever

>>56076552
dw it'll be a romeo juliet scenario

>>56076587
Ew

>>56034818
>>56035133

Altaire for anon

>>56076429
>>56076253
is he still in Japan

>>56076587
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BABY!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

>>56076707
ok no more

>>56076029
Yeah, it would be cute.

>>56076707
ToT

>>56076707
I'm glad we can finally put this series behind us

>>56076505
Axel has always attracted women without even being aware of it, the only barrier to him getting laid is himself

jwu had a dream where bettel died in a nuclear bombing

>>56076587
Maguni...

>>56076810
The closest he's ever gotten to getting laid was that one time he was asked to be a sperm donor. Tragic.

>>56076816
Why does that sound like something that would actually happen to Bettel in real life?

>>56076707

>>56076707
I need to know if he has double dicks in this one

>>56076864
idk, i genuinely think that girl he collabed with the other day would actually sleep with him if he showed interest

I lose brain cells here

>>56076822
Jesus Flayon, I didn't know there were so many slurs for white people

>>56076961
I think basically any woman would, he is a dog after all

oh no!

>>56077145
Hi little Altare!! Wat r u doin

>>56077145
This is how Vesper gets to top

>>56077145
Oh it's a wall! I thought he was getting beamed up

>>56077219
stuck 3:

i miss my autistic old hag

>>56077247
Vesper would still find a way to job. His dick would snap off or something.

>>56077430
Then get unstuck

There is a lack of alttel content...

>>56077247
ToT Vesper raping his rapist

>>56077917
this just makes me laugh because the inspiration is a little chibitare stuck in a wall

>>56076707
actually hot thank you

>>56077888
I'm sad because one of my favorite tempura artists that drew em deleted all their accounts

>>56078230
Wait they did?? Fuckk

so sweepy

>>56078230
wait no I bookmarked all the clips they made

https://twitter.com/LICwiz1103/status/1691103070556676097?s=20
i want them to double team magni,,

>>56076707
why is Morf such a top idgi

>>56078230
oh, yeah. i keep waiting them do activate their account again, but i think they left forever... they immediately deleted their account as soon as roommates awaken very sad

>>56078230
You didn't save? Artists are always having meltys

Why do tempura delete their twitters, at least give a heads up man

>>56078556
Cause they are menhera's. Never expect them to make sense

>>56078541
Not really, they didn't seem menhera to me. I have some though

>>56078511
you think she deleted because of that? i guess seeing a vtuber in flesh could ruin the immersion where you don't want to ship or draw porn of them anymore

>>56078664
Well at least now you know. Menhera can come suddenly with no warning. Gotta save it and backup regularly.

she's fast as usual
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1691104804620369920

>>56078556
our shits disposable especially fandom art.
t. the most menhera drawfag here

>>56078820
i like altare's ho cam

>>56078664
Man I keep forgetting that they are the same height, I'm still so used to Altare being the shortest

>>56078713
yeah i'm pretty sure. because even before that, she tweeted that she won't be active for a few days because pl activity often appears on her timeline. i loved her bettel fan art...

>>56078820
She's also based as usual.

>>56078897
that fucking blows. this is why you don't mix rm stuff with ship circles

>>56078489
ugly bastard of tempus

>>56079011
i know that bunch of tempuras like both but there is definitely someone who doesn't enjoy it. and they should think of that... i don't know...

>>56079232
nta but I have to get all my tempus art from here now because every time I follow a new artist the boys' rms end up on my fyp/timeline. just isn't worth trying to curate anymore

>>56079339
I only got Magni and Bettel so far from what I recognize but I just blocked both of them

i miss Mr Jeffrey

It feels weird to be an avid Tempura since day one and have zero fucking interest in their RM accounts. VG absolutely brought in a huge wave of doxxfags, I know doxxmites have always been a thing but it was NOT this bad.

>>56079339
it is kinda amazing that they enjoy both on one account. just make another account please...

>>56079464
same but what about the screenshots and art they make of them

you guys really should show your appreciation towards artists you do like more often

>>56078820
>blue eyes
I'm sorry leader, kek

>>56079681
I don't follow those kinds of people, never really had that as a problem. It is a shame about Zei and Giggle though, even though I didn't follow them personally

>>56079339
It helps that Twitter is a perpetually broken piece of shit so I don't have any incentive to use it beyond finding OP art.

>>56079817
Sadly most artists I like dont have ko-fis or any place where you can donate to them, otherwise I would throw non stop money at them.

>>56080079
i made a burner because you can't see tweets otherwise anymore and people don't post as much fujoart here anymore. so far i'm having a pretty good time but i am careful about who i follow

>>56080194
It's seriously gotten unbearable. Even with an account and logged in there are some accounts where only their ~5 most recent posts show up, including retweets, and I can't scroll back down to see their older works or comments. Not on every user I visit that would be unbearable but still weird

>>56080180
you dont even have to do that just like
comment. show them a real person enjoyed this. why do you think the drawfags here prefer here over something as shallow as twitter

I just turn off retweets from tempura (since I only really follow artists), never use the for you page, and unfollow as soon as doxx shit comes up. dont see what the big deal is

well even arenei follows their roommates too. maybe it's common sense for tempura expect us

>>56080194
i made a burner a couple of weeks ago to look at art too but twitter broke this week again and sometimes images and videos just won't loadþ /mans/ is my only hope

>>56080474
you are my only hope too! i love you parasocially.

>>56080296
yeah Ii:ve noticed that too. could muskrat keep his site working instead of shuffling to change tha name to something as retarded as x. god i hate how retweets are now reposts when that word has a whole different meaning, even in tumbrl it was reblog

I like our drawanons more than most artists on twitter anyway.

bruh even my favorite Vesper artist just drew some doxxshit. cant escape

>>56080649
Most of our draw anons moved to twitter anyway. Rip Vesmachischizo o7

>>56080717
Did some shit blow up and that's why him and magni got iced?

please help me, I'm drawing axel and I can't find the ref sheet for axelotls OTL

>>56080762
dunno about that but the drawing has nothing to do with Vesper. its one of the two boys that are constantly doxxed itt

I'm nearly through the podcast and honestly what is Flayon. Is he just being a competitive hipster try hard to know the most batshit obscure stuff or did he grow up with a semi wealthy but uncaring family that would fly him around to places frequently and buy him weird IP games because they don't know what he would want but they just keep buying him things to try to purchase his love

>>56080776
Tempus mascot ref

>>56080872
this is why Flayon needs Vesper to balance out his obscure otaku/general trivia shit. dude sticks out like a sore thumb by himself

>>56080872
didn't flayon grow up poor? he's just trying to be hipster

>>56080734
vesmachischizo is still here you know...

>>56080950
Not that poor to be taking plane trips. I've been on a commercial plane once in my life and I'm 30

>>56080936
thank you

>>56080982
In fact I think they're an anon who sometimes just posts cool art they saw from twitter from time to time. They're our drawfag AND our spy

>>56080717
FUCK I just scrolled by this too. I'm fine with their Vesper PL shit but flesh streamer is too far.

>>56080982
It was a joke since people keep saying she is dead

>>56080872
no some people just grow up hanging around small internet forums and end up knowing about lots of really obscure games with almost no fandom especially if youre a vnfag who likes retro games

>>56081052
link?

the podcast is the only good thing coming out of tempus right now

>>56081113
yes, so he's a hipster faggot

I’ll never forget him… I’ll put this in a medallion so I can remember this even if he’s gone.

>>56078230
Shit this was my favorite one too.

Something from my timeline to cleanse your eyes if you are having a hard time

>>56081251
is todays episode good? I just saw bettel and flay and didn't really wanna click it

>Flayon is completely normal and manageable in the podcast
>Flayon in group stream collabs makes me want to kill him
What is this called?

>>56081052
The suit one? I think I saw it too

>>56081371
cute. this is the first time I saw this, sauce?

>>56081375
it’s a really fun time and i’m pretty flayon ambivalent

>what is a JRPG
i want to kill gavis bettel

>>56081583
https://twitter.com/nyaningisa2/status/1691022361787822080

>>56081052

>>56081909
Why did this man apply to cover?

oh... axel had a collab with evalia before he was in tempus

>>56080872
he's just autistic anon, it's not that deep

>>56076822
what the fuck is wrong with that one leg there

>>56082204
Perspective fail donmai, improvement soon

>>56080872
>Is he just being a competitive hipster
uh, i'm an asian but don't na folks treat weeb culture as a minor-subculture?

i felt like i almost had a boyfriend when i wore my ohmonah shirt and listened to a vod to bed today i think it might be over for me mayhaps

>>56073195
>The two remaining HQ members

It doesn't mean anything. It's just a schedule. It doesn't mean anything. It's just a schedule. It doesn't mean anything. It's just a schedule. It doesn't mean anything. It's just a schedule.

>>56082344
who’s your boyfriend anon

>>56073499
She's fluffy and cute, don't slander Watamelon anon.

>>56076707
TOT au altnowa

Okay this HuniePop stream is the only time I've found Flayon funny/entertaining, this stream is a banger

hakka hasnt babysat the vestie and magmite in a while..do you think...?

>>56082368
i dont have one anon and my oshi is dead

>>56081299
Reminds me of one of those wallets with the fold out photo pockets.

>>56082357
Stop thinking.

>>56082357
altare is just an axelotl like you

>>56082434
I'm actually really glad he's enjoying it, because all memes and cringe aside, it's a surprisingly solid puzzle game

>>56081524
>>56081141
It's one of the few artists Vesper regularly acknowledges. Not hard to find.

>>56082920
NTA but god I hate faggots like you. Just post the name or nothing at all instead of this vagueposting bullshit.