/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You guys have any hebe shioris?

>>56003512
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

>>56003561
>not including the pastebin

Shiocute!

I miss Shiorin already...

Shiosex

>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!
>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

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>>56003512
>>56003561

Good morning anons. Here's the updated reading/playing/watch list of things. Shiori has mentioned in no particular order. Once again please remind me of whatever else she has said.

rentry co / 8aukv

Was trying to link directly and do a poal but I keep getting spam flagged, so will try to do it in a reply.

Also added a quick music section on rentry. Highly condensed version with "essentials" or debut mentions in this post.

Literature
>The Devil Aspect
>Of Mice and Men
>Rebecca
>Journey To The River Sea
>The Metamorphosis

Sherlock works by Arthur Conan Doyle
>The Blue Carbuncle
>Hound of the Baskervilles
>Charles Augustus Milverton
>Devil's Foot

Other Sherlock & Mystery
>Sherlock Holmes and The Red Demon: a Minnesota Mystery
>The Cthulhu Casebooks (Especially 2-3)
>Heathcliff Lennox Series
>Barker and Llewelyn (The Hellfire Conspiracy)
>Hercule Poirot (Murder on the Orient Express)
>Cormoran Strike (The Silkworm)

Anime
>Gintama
>Dorohedoro
>Made in Abyss
>Mononoke
>Osomatsu San
>Ghost Stories
>Kaidan Restaurant
>Ajin
>Hunter x Hunter
>Tokyo Ghoul (The manga please for the love of god, don't watch it except maybe the first season)
>The World God Only Knows (Also read the manga if you don't want to miss a 70+ chapter anime only time-skip desu)
>Higurashi When They Cry

Visual Novels
>The House in Fata Morgana
>Umineko When They Cry
>Sadistic Blood
>Dramatical Murder (Otome)
>sweet pool (Otome)
>Hakuouki (Otome)

RPG Maker
>Mad Father
>End Roll
>Omori
>Fear & Hunger

Games
>Hollow Knight
>Ender Lilies
>Fear and Hunger
>Okami
>Signalis
>Elden Ring
>Super Mario Sunshine
>Amnesia
>Dragon Quest XI
>Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2
>Code Vein
>A Hat in Time

>>56003652
I love shiori

>>56003604
i love this one so much, i made it my discord profile

>>56003665
I WILL go to your mothers house and kill you!

SHIORI CUTE

>>56003705
Brb doing a cord profile imahe search

>>56003665

I love my Shiori~n!

>wake up
>nearly 3am
>it's the first real day without shiori
>check thread
>surely nothing is going wrong, maybe some bait at best
>other baker missed subject
>anons biting bait
>mfw
>immediately out of bed
>create proper bake
>post it
>post anchors
>back to bed
Good night.

Love my wife Shiorin~

>>56003675
Based

I want to lazily cuddle in bed with Shiori on a Sunday morning.

Any shioris with proportions like this?

I hate evil so fucking much

>>56003890
Sleep well Anon!

I want to unabashedly eat out shiori on a Sunday morning on her vacation then go out together to her family where they pretend like they couldn't hear shiori through the walls

>>56003993
Mea....

>>56003717
>>56003754
I love you too Shiori!

Alright its time t- ACK

>>56004539

weekend short fiction recommendation
>Missile Gap
>author: Charles Stross
>page count: about 90
>a Cold War-era Earth suddenly finds itself transported to the other side of the Milky Way, about 1 million years in the future
>the entire planet is projected onto a small corner of a multi-AU radius flat disc
>said disc has the surface area of 1 billion times that of Earth's surface -- can't fire rockets to space because escape velocity has become basically infinite
>a bunch of other alien xenoplanets are similarly projected onto the disc as well, located several months' boat ride away
>US and USSR try to colonoze/explore these xenocontinents in their own ways, making startling discoveries

Check in Novelites!
Did you did a full night's sleep?
Have you exercised today?
Did you eat healthy?
Have you read anything or learned anything?
Have you gotten social interaction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIA6zz4qsYc

>>56004685
Yes to all except spoiler. Hell is other people.

>>56004685
>Did you did a full night's sleep?
Relatively speaking. I could've slept for maybe another hour but 7h isn't bad
>Have you exercised today?
Rest day today. But tomorrow definitely
>Did you eat healthy?
Should whip up something for lunch actually
>Have you read anything or learned anything?
Not really... Don't really know what to read
>Have you gotten social interaction?
Haha...

>>56004736
This wasn't even that bad, I am waiting for real unhinged menhera tanget.

Horrible hangover. Apart from going to the kitchen and toilet I have been just laying around the whole day.

>>56004736
I like the zooms

Rate Shiori's pantry.

>>56004685
>Did you did a full night's sleep?
I get 6.5 to 7 hrs
Hard to get more cuz night shift
Have you exercised today?
Yes played tennis
Did you eat healthy?
Had frozen pizza
Fucking going to the organic foods store
Shit doesnt use preservatives so my bread and bagels just get fucking mold immedietely
Have you read anything or learned anything?
Listened to a neuroscience lecture
One interested tidbit was the idea that the brain selects for salient information by creating a predicted map of what the outside world will look like in the very near future, than compares it with the stimuli it acrually recieved, and knows to only pay attention to the differences, the new things it didnt predict
Have you gotten social interaction?
Talking to a new find from omegle
Shes aussie, seems really promising but who knows

>>56004965
Looks like I'll have to learn to cook for both of us

>>56004685
Yes
No. Resuming tomorrow
Just a normal full Japanese style meal
I have deeper understanding how my government works
With my mom, dad, and a neighbour who decided to pray for me in the name of Jesus to rid of a pimple on my face

>>56004965
>le epik forbidden knowledge pic from a couple years ago
incase any kind novelite didn't know it was bait.

>>56004685
>Did you did a full night's sleep?
As good as I'll ever get
>Have you exercised today?
Just finished my 90min morning routine
>Did you eat healthy?
About to, some hard boiled eggs, greek yogurt maybe something extra.
>Have you read anything or learned anything?
No time for /lit/ crunching my CCNA & Security+ textbooks for upcoming exams
>Have you gotten social interaction?
kek

>>56005102 (me)
Forgot to add my daily ritual post

Have you done your daily reps yet Novelite?
ye ye redundant question atm i know

shiori is neurodivergent

Menhera wife welcomes you home ASMR
https://youtu.be/5nEnWaBzrZI

>>56004685
>Did you did a full night's sleep?
My phone says 6.5 hours, but that's because I stayed up late rearranging my room.
>Have you exercised today?
Not yet, but I plan on getting my 10k steps in when it cools off and will do some home lifting in a few hours.
>Did you eat healthy?
Haven't eaten yet, but I've been eating lean and clean for the past 2 weeks with only one cheat day.
>Have you read anything or learned anything?
Still doing my 10-30 pages a night and am going to start figuring out Python while Shiori is gone.
>Have you gotten social interaction?
Had band practice yesterday followed by a movie night with them, so feeling pretty good.

>>56005148
I think we blew past that point and arrived at the autism planet station last stream.

>>56005099
Just out of curiosity, what do you mean by it being bait?

>>56004685
>Did you did a full night's sleep?
yes, 6 hrs
>Have you exercised today?
yes, 15000 steppies
>Did you eat healthy?
yes, I skinned healthy alive with my bare hands and ate it uncooked.
>Have you read anything or learned anything?
the feeling of longing for someone to comeback...
>Have you gotten social interaction?
I miss you Shiorin...

>>56004876
rrat:
>she was fully medicated the whole tangent
>she forgot to pack her meds (AND the 7 pairs of thongs) for the weeklong trip
>she's going to have a 5 hour long twitter thing by thursday going on an unmedicated tangent blitz
>partial list of topics:
>>RPG maker smut
>>another childhood friend story involving a massage parlor and "happy endings"
>>her fascination with surgery videos on youtube
>>application of Marx's social conflict theory on the psychology of NTR
>>a 10-second rant about wanting to watch two c.ai characters having sex
>>her favorite dildo's vibration setting (this will turn into a tangent about how Ghost Busters is an allegory for Reaganomics)
>>her favorite MCR song and how it reminds her of her nut-gobbling whorefriend
>>hassles of making homemade cheese and a brief mention about the breast milk joke

>>56004685
>Did you did a full night's sleep?
No but not because of Shiori but because my insane parents triggered the fire alarm while I was asleep.
>Did you eat healthy?
Cheat day of the month so I'm making myself blueberry pancakes today, ordering sushi for lunch and making carbonara for dinner
>Have you read anything or learned anything?
Started on my korean webnovels again, it's pretty good.
>spoiler
If you count online as social interactions then yes, otherwise no, that will be tomorrow when I go to uni
What about (You)

>>56004826
>>56005175
>>56005269
6-7 even 8 hours sometimes is not good sleep guys...

>>56004685
6 Hours is good I think
nyo
Haven't ate anything yet
nyo
does this thread count?

>>56005344
>6.5 hour anon here
I typically get 8 hours on most days. Anything more is unrealistic when you have a full time job that isn't WFH and other responsibilities to deal with.

>>56004736
Gossip of IRL people feels extremely Niji to me, really scraping the bottom of the barrel the EN gen.

>>56004736
This is true GFE. I love her.

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of frosted flakes for breakfast.

>>55963937
Excuse my intrusion but Kiara has never been bonked by management for literally anything so far. So unless her manager is a hardass or something I look forward to seeing if Shiori can push that boundary

>>56005474
So, when Marine talks about her old job, or when Choco talks about her dates with other guys, that's somehow okay.
But when Shiori talks about her childhood friends, it's not?
Yeah this isn't even bait, go back.

>report and ignore bait

>>56005703
Marine and Choco are hot so it's ok.

>>56000742
>>56000986
I don't think I'll separate her favourites from the complete autist list of things she's mentioned liking, because a lot of her true favourites don't even get mentioned until she goes on a random tangent, so I'll probably go insane organizing that lmao. debut lists are easy to check at least

>i for one would like to see her horni recommendations
yeah that's why I wanted to the forbidden one, I doubt some stuff will ever get mentioned. probably won't have much to consistently add to it and any suggestions from anons will be hard to vet so don't think l'm going to bother posting it every thread. Also some stuff, especially the porn I have no idea how much she likes it, just at least played it a considerable amount, so don't go too much into "she likes this thing that I don't wtf??!!"

here it is: rentry co uhmvf
You'll just have to believe me or not on it but it's all stuff that you can still verify yourself, and maybe can dig deeper to see if she how much she liked it. Especially for a lot of the normal games I'm unsure what she thinks about them, There's waaaaayy more I just don't have the time to look into yet.

also the bastards at pastebin won't even let me make a public post with that content or free markdown so gotta keep using rentry without direct link

Question:
Did Shiori get one-guy'd about Fear and Hunger having a Streamer Mode?
https://youtu.be/Pj-HpWawFDg&t=5159
Because I sure as hell can't find anything about that. Not even in their update notes.

>>56005789
It's a mod. Which means cover would be very asenine about it

>>56005852
well fuck that fag for misleading us all then

>I'm supposed to live 50-60 more years on this Earth
Jesus Christ.

>>56005773
>huniepop
WOOOOOOO

>>56005773
That list is pretty interesting desu. I like to think I'm decently up to date on games even though I don't play a lot anymore, but I don't recognize most of the stuff she has on there.

>>56005703
you're delusional if you cant tell the difference. talking about your job or past dates is normal conversation. talking about your old friend who use to be pure but now is a slut who cant stop eating cum is straight up gossip. very niji, very off putting.

>>56004685
I'm sleeping like shit even though I'm not doing anything wrong.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No I have nowhere to get it from.

>>56005908
You can always consider Canadian healthcare.

>>56005773
One note is that I do know she didn't finish either Pathologic, just really liked what she played. I hope she comes back to it with a full stream playthrough someday because I'm a fucking simp for that game and I would love to see a vtuber play it all. It's fits her vibes so well and has so much to talk about

>>56004685
7-8 hours, feel pretty comfy and good!
In an hour or two, it's my fun day.
Coffee, eggs and hashed browns (yum)
Might read the bible later uwu
No I fucking hate people

>>56006200
It's such a shit stream game though.

>>56005773
My pure seiso goth gf...

>>56006242
That can be said about basically any narrative game probably, but that's what she likes. Chuubas who can turn visual novels, narrative games, and walking sims into entertaining streams are the ones with the highest power level. It definitely won't get her viewers but I don't think she cares too much, would be good to do once her audience has settled in

>>56006296
I'm sorry anon... that illusion was shattered the second she mentioned dramatical murder and her husbando list on debut

>>56004965
Those jalapeno Cheetos slap hard as fuck.

SSSHHHIIIIOOOOORIIIIIIII
COME BACK I NEED YOU
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>56006487
Wtf, it's a fucking monkey

>>56006487
I want Shiori to go on an unhinged and unmedicated tangent about how Pekora's current monkey is a psyop and the original has been dead for months.

>>56006608
Stop posting glassesed shioris.

thread theme
https://youtu.be/Hn-enjcgV1o

>>56004685
No https://files.catbox.moe/21aexo.mp4
Did my strength training but i didn't get my steppies in :(
Yes
...I'll get round to it later
lol

>Shiori isn't dead
I'm so glad.

It's oreover...

>>56006641
I'll do whatever I want you fucking knuckle dragging limp dicked cretin. Why don't you contribute some images then, bitch.

>>56006341
Don't worry about me; I did some lightweight reps during the prologue. Are you going to update rentries and create new ones?

>>56006847
Did she post?

>>56006592
>current monkey is a psyop and the original has been dead for months.
Hits too close to her own rrat.

>>56006922
She liked a tweet.

>>56006876
No i dont think i will.

>>56006641
You were funny at first glasses schizo but you've become tiresome

>>56006974
the absolute state of novelings

>>56006974
Hurray! She's probably busy travelling all day today, so i doubt she'll have time for much

>>56004685
>Did you did a full night's sleep?
Yes, but my unemployed lazy fuck sleep schedule is still a degenerate 4am - noon
>Have you exercised today?
have a sports game later, probably will get 6000ish steps in before that
>Did you eat healthy?
Had a healthy breakfast/lunch, have leftover rotisserie chicken + veggies ready to go for dinner
>Have you read anything or learned anything?
Read a bit of a VN and am going to hopefully get through another section of studying for my AWS exam
>Have you gotten social interaction?
I'll do that at my sports game tonight + probably be playing BG3 on VC with my friends tonight.

We need a better name
Novelites is sickeningly generic and uncreative
Almost as bad as kronie
Which in turn is jake pauler tier

>>56007097
BG3 will singlehandedly get me through this break, great timing

>>56007026
who are you talking about?

>>56007118
Novelites is fine, don't be such a special snowflake about it. It's not worse than teammates or Takodachis

>>56007118
Our oshi is literally named Bookmark Book.

Novelites is fine.

>>56007118
You don't get to decide

I miss Shiori
I-it's not like I can't live without her...
I just miss her a little

been reading PTSD Radio its very good and haven't seen it talked about much before

highly recommend for any anons who like Junji Ito, Higurashi, or Noroi

>>56006974
I don't think she did. Wasn't that tweet liked after the stream?

>>56006974
meds

>>56007300
No. All she did after Holotalk and until now was retweeting the stream frame.

>>56007322
I will not take my meds.

>>56006984
Then die

What do (you) think Shiori primarily does when she plays Genshin?

>>56007474
Schlicks herself off to the twinks

>>56007474

I can't listen to Lost Kitten by Metric without crying because of that amazing Shiori edit video, I'm such a soppy gal what the fuck

>>56007547
Such a hard hitting edit

>>56007474
>plays
She just watches videos

>>56007640
Evidence?

>>56007547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezLOWVGwCI
It's too powerful...

>>56007599

I know the other edits are bittersweet and invoke that but because it's her I just sob a bit, it works so well...and I relate to her a lot so that hits the feels too

>>56007547
NGMI

>>56007245
*Bookmark short story related to true (or apparently so) facts.

>>56007547
I listen to Giita's punk cover of that song more often than the original. Perhaps I am a pleb, but I like it more when it's sung from a male's perspective.

Good morning.

you guys ever tried anal?

I think there's something wrong with Shiori's bewbies...

>>56007794
>>56007819
don't you have a plane to catch shiorin?

>>56007819
No, I'm not a filthy s*x haver.

>>56007819
eww poop comes from there.

>>56007819
I'm eating a peanut butter sandwich.

>>56007819
I mean never on the receiving end and not since my days babysitting but yeah

>>56004685
I slept for 4 hours
I walk for less than 500 steps a day
I ate lots of chocolate today
I read the thread
I don't like interacting with people

>>56007819
nut gobbler

Does reading fan fictions count for reading or does it have to be real books?
It’s just easier for me to read a lot do something I’m more interested in.

>>56007950
Is this Shi or Ori?

>>56007950
>I walk for less than 500 steps a day
Ori....

>>56004685
Still have to work on getting a full night's sleep. I just have too many things running in my head at night, that I'm scared to sleep without worrying.

I do interact with folks, maybe not the most high quality, but I guess it's "good enough".

>>56007819
I'm a 27 year old virgin who has never been on a date

>>56007950
>>56008005
Clearly night time shiori

>>56007950
you told us to take care yet you act like this...

>>56008040
S-same.
Is it oriover for us

>>56007819
Tried it, girl seemed super uncomfortable, so I stopped. Its not really any more fun than regular sex, just more uncomfortable for the woman, kinda taboo, eh

>>56007978
Read real books that are fanfiction

>>56007978
it counts, if anything it's better for learning about writing since you won't be nearly as good as the legends at first anyway

actual material is way better for if you want more conversation topics and stuff though

>>56007819
i wanted to qith my ex fwb (female), but she wasnt too keen on it unfortunately. need to find a new fwb to be more experimental with

>>56008040
Don't worry about it, even Newton died a virgin.

>>56007819

My ex accidentally slipped in there....accidentally
butt plugs are okay though, do you think Oreo has a tail one...

>>56008181
But Isaac Newton is a known wife beater...

Does Shiorin stream with a vibrator.

>>56008289
She constantly has an egg vibrator going while streaming. Why else do you think she's constantly out of breath and spewing horny shit?

>>56008040
Dating is difficult, that is not at all an uncommon sentiment. Sex is generally affordable for anyone with a stable income. Even if the former seems more desirable, there's no sense in deriving pity from being a virgin in [current year].

>>56008344
Her voice doesn't get tired, she's just about to cum and needs to end the stream before she collapses into the throes of pleasure

>>56008344

>>56008411
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>56006899
The links will stay the same and be updated.
Whenever I make an edit there's a changelog section at the bottom so you will know if anything was added

>>56008411

Any treadmill owners in here? I want to get my steps in every day for myself and Shiorin, but it's been way too hot even until after it gets dark outside. Considering just getting a space efficient treadmill that I can store under my bed when it's not in use, but unsure if it's worth.

>getting sad at weather again
I think there's some fucking blockage in whatever tube moves serotonin into the brain
Like how some people get cholesterol in their veins or whatever that is

>>56008625
I feel increasingly depressed if I don't see blue sky for a period of time. Especially if it's not raining and is just grey.

>>56008625
Just lift until you don't feel anything.

>>56008613
for pure walking maybe...I don't like to run on these
indoor bike trainers give really good workouts tho I feel

>>56008873
What is it about them that makes you not like running on them? I think I still have access to a stationary bike, but space is the main issue right now, so I figured a compact treadmill would be the best option.

>>56008040
i'm 28 next month
never been on a date or had a relationship
never worked a job
don't know how to drive

>>56008625
I use one during the winter because it snows a lot here. Regular walks are better.

>>56008625
I feel bad for the nordic countries who either get 18 hours of sunshine in the summer or 18 hours of darkness in the winter. That's the shittiest weather and alcohol is their best friend.

>>56008988
>>56008040
In my 40s married to a goth girl and happy being old together. It gets better but you will have to try and fail a lot before then. Good luck

>>56008344
It’s rigged up to her superchats with intensity increasing with akasupas

>>56009062 (me)
for >>56008613

>>56009150
She does scream and panic every time there's a lot of supas...

What better way to spend my ducats than helping my gf cum.

i think shiori should kill me

>>56009444
Me and Shiori~n

>>56008981
the smaller ones might be unable to count distance or speed up properly if you weigh anything near an full grown adult. then there's also noise and vibration issues if you actually try to run on these (plus it feels just doesn't feel comfortably running in a restricted space)
this mostly pertains to running tho - I think for walking/light jogging they are probably ok

Shiorin being a massive yume is funny, I never thought someone would seethe at this

>>56008613

I use the ones at gym, but I do it alongside daily walks 12 3 30 is honestly doing wonders, I've been doing it 3-4 times a week alongside weights[/spoilers]

Yung Shiori

>>56009720
Shiori Lean

>>56009740
Novellean

Wait, Shiori actually takes meds? I thought that was just the usual /vt/ thing.

>>56009813
Vtubing is autism central. I know 3 chuubas, not including Shiori, who take meds just in the major corpos.

>>56004685
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! With you guys!

Shiori has Mumei-medium tits.

>>56009978
she's very obviously bigger

>>56009978
her tits are big
I say this as someone who prefers small-medium tits

>>56009813
Anon.
Taking meds for ADHD is something people IRL with ADHD do.
The meds help you stay focused, and keeps you from rambling on, getting distracted, losing focus and inevitably forgetting what you were on about just earlier (without reminders like chat).
You can probably pinpoint the exact time where the meds started wearing off in every single stream.

>>56009813
Honestly? probably not
People just like to speculate and being an arm chair psychologist on internet

>>56010043

>>56004685
> Have you gotten social interaction?
Not easy

My special Shiorin...

>>56009978
This is true
I hope she doesn't get obsessed with her size like Fauna

>>56010206
*saves* she's mine now

im not masturbating until shiori's stream

>>56010239
W-wait, you are not supposed to do that! That's stealing!

>>56010239
Thanks for agreeing to help me raise my autistic daughter. Being a single father is quite rough.

>>56010370
>Shiori gets two dads
Fuck, she's gonna ship us now

>>56010284
I wield the power of right click saplite.

>>56010284
sorry kleptomania

>>56010270
Its going to be a serious genki-dama when she gets back i guess

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1690801824842842112
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1690801824842842112
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1690801824842842112

>>56010492
ahhhhhhhhhhhh she loves us

>>56010492
SHIORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

stop crying or the treerrat will show up again

>>56010492

>>56010492
>1 view
damn you speedy

>>56010492
She's perfect.

>>56010492
My heart... It hurts...

>>56010492
Cute
CUTE

>>56010492
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>56010492

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1690802520342274048
lol

>>56010492
Alright, that's it.
I'm going to stop being a lazy piece of shit and go get these steppies in.

>>56010675
She is like me...

>>56010492
Hip hip hooray

I like her so much

>>56010675
Perhaps I have judged her too harshly.

>>56010492
Blessed.

>>56010675
Ah…she’s just like me

>>56010492
She loves us...

I just can’t stop being a simp

>>56010946
How can you be a simp if the pussy isn't mediocre?

>>56010492
I love my goth GF that snuck away from her family to come talk to me...

>>56008988
Same but I've worked a few times
Happy early birthday, fellow Novelite

>>56010994
Sucker Idolizing Marvelous Pussy?

>>56010492

>>56010492
She's so adorable...

What kind of torture is this? I WATCHED THE LAST STREAM 3 TIMES AND THE FIRST DAY HASN'T EVEN PASSED YET

>>56010675
I don't remember tweeting this.

>>56010492
I miss her so much...

>>56010492
OK, i'm feeling better now, back to coding!!

Remember to take care of yourselves Novelites.

>>56010675
Rissa please...

>>56011298
whatcha coding? just curious

>>56010492
im gonna miss her these few weeks

That's the good shit, Shiorium supply restored.

>>56010492
Shiori coming over to talk to us one more time before boarding her flight...

>>56010675
She is just like us

>>56010675
Perhaps I misjudged the Raven
We're not so different...

>>56011393
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1690806006274723840
cute bau bau

>>56011470
cute

>>56011414
Nyo…

>>56011470
They're literally me bau bau...

>>56011470
baubau...

>>56011414
This fucking edit is doing me in. I haven't felt lonely in years. Need to binge romcom anime to blunt emotions again.

>>56011414
>>56011647
What is this song / edit meant to convey?
I'm probably retarded / too autistic to get it so please explain.

if you can give me one clip to make me just as obsessed with Shiori as you, which clip would it be

>>56011470
Advent love!

>>56011706
Lewd or wholesome?
For wholesome I've got >>56011321 and >>56011414
Lewd I'll have to look through the previous pages for the soundfile because no one is keeping an archive of them.

>>56011470
We've all been busy thinking Shiori is /here/ when in reality its Nerissa who is /here/ gosling posting with us.

>>56010492
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
SHIORIN

>>56011833
Novelights...

So are we just okay with her talking about her supposedly gay male friend? And she brings this up right before the 10 day break?

>>56011833
Nerissa if you're reading this
I will correct you.

What if the plane crashes on her way back...?

>>56011706
>>56011819

>>56011889
Why are you like this anon

/ope/ has really been getting on my nerves recently.

>>56011470
>google now translated half sized kana
kek

>>56011912
You don't know how much I wish vampires were real

imagine Shiorin drinking at airport fountains...

>>56011931
that's nothing. wait until they get on the deadbeat inside your body...

>>56011931
Why do they hate us so much? And they talk about her here too. They can't handle their own dead general, so they bring it here?

>>56011889
Delete this.

>Holo vs Holo again

What have Nerissa and Shiori been talking about in private?

Shiorin took a car though... the real question is whether or not she's driving.

>>56010492
Well, I was going to be a lazy waste of space today but I guess I should at least cook a proper meal for once or do some cleaning. Thanks Shiori. See you bros later when Nerissa plays Terraria.

I'm so tempted to writefag a tragedy again but I miss Shiori too and don't want to do anything like that until she's safely back.

>>56012041
But would you say it like Holo vee-ess Holo or just day Holo Holo

Is Shiori Hololives first legitimate neurodivergent liver? That RPG Maker stream was proof enough.

>>56011931
Fuck off. We love everybody here.

Nerissa's yuribaiting is annoying. She's literally been talking about groping everyone's tits.

Unity Bros, Ignore all bait, Report all bait.
que in the voice line cuz i dont have it

I hide every Nerissa image or mention, sorry but i just hate yuri.

We love Nerissa here just as Shiori does.

>>56011889
urmom

>>56012106
Do you think she misunderstood her gay friend's intentions? That talk has made me worried...

>liver
>holo vs holo

>the aussies have woken up

>>56012106
No. picrel

>>56012185
This. Annoying yuribaiters are the worst. I hope they don't collab again 1 on 1 anytime soon.

Guys, I think I found her

>>56012106
Gura is on spectrum. Mumei and Mori highly suspect.

>>56012169
It should have been meeeeee
Shiori's boobs belong in the palm of my hand

So who are we (you) watching now? I'm thinking about either Lia or Pippa but they might be "too dumb" for me now.

>>56012226
Bro I baked the fucking thread >>56003890
and went back to bed to catch a couple more hours of sleep, I wake up and now we have the usual raid team.
C'mon man, don't lump me in with them.

>>56009669
That's what I kind of figured. I'll probably be sticking to light jogging at most for a while, so willing to give it a shot. Even just getting the walking reps in while still doing stuff at home will be a big improvement.
>>56009708
This is something I'd also like to try. Unfortunately the gym by my house is retardedly expensive for what it offers, so the basic home setup is the best I can do for now.

>>56012298
And saved.

Why does everyone here espouse unity and then start shitting on Nerissa?

>>56007950
Siorin...

>>56012406
Dick unity.

>>56012406
Nerissa is a stupid cunt who should stop acting like EN Matsuri.

>>56012406

Can someone give me a non-shitpost reason as to why Shiori was so quiet during the HoloTalk? She should have known at least some of the answers, so why was she so quiet?

wait what's wrong with rissa?

>>56012406
The people who are shitting on Nerissa aren't "here," they're raiders, anon.

>>56012557
She was buzzing, FWMC were too strong

>>56012591
Wow, you just replied to one of them. Congratulations!

>>56012573
She won't stop with her Yuribaiting. And I also don't like how /ope/ talks about Shiori sometimes. But that's not Nerissa's fault.

>>56012295
sry i’m a noob here, who is Yuri?

Im about to watch the last Stream VOD

Its full? I hear something about spiciness
she take it down parts?

>>56012106
Aqua, Rushia, Kanata, and Mumei were first but Shiori is the most powerful.

>>56012591
Hurr durr, all Novelites must love every girl, right? Fuck off with your unity bullshit.

>>56012657
Tales of Vesperia

I unironically like all of Advent and hope they do well.

They just can't stop gobbling nuts. Incredible.

>>56012573
Nothing, schizo is trying to falseflag some kind of war

>>56012633
You sound like a schizo. I've just been a bit concerned that people have been shitting on Nerissa recently and I was wondering why.

>>56012771
These FEMALE twitch vtubers just cant stop!

>>56012651
Yuri baiting is literally the backbone of hololive, how can you guys be against it? I'm seriously looking for an answer.

Don't reply to me faggot

>>56012780
Since when do we have to like everybody to like Shiori? Do I have to like Nerissa's constant yuribaiting? Or Kiara's voice?

>>56012845
Yeah and? Doesnt it make less cringe and dishonest

Nut gobblers really trying this holo v holo thing in our general since she's not around, so they think we won't care huh?

>>56012668
the length looks right so don't think it was edited. tho her manager probably dm'ed her mid stream to pull the tangent train back on track a bit lol

Look at him, he keeps trying

>>56012845
Did you even watch the Holotalk? It's one thing to yuribait a little, but Nerissa's entire personality has been how she gets wet over Kiara or wants to grope breaststroke. It's annoying.

>>56011677
Melancholy and loneliness/tfw no gf

Shiori doesn't have as many clips as the other girls, I guess her content is not so clippeable

I like rocks now.

>>56012942
lovely!

Every thread for those who never saw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIA6zz4qsYc

>>56012084
I'm writing a stupid kind of horror but not really thing and I don't know if I should just post it here or on her fanfic tag.

>>56012845
nta and I dont hate nerissa but I do find her yuribaiting annoying desu

>>56012980
I mean, let's be real. Shiori isn't the most entertaining girl.

>>56013043
now this is bait

>>56012970
Oh, when you put it like that, yeah I can see it now.
I've even let go of opportunities like that before. Opportunity to headpat, opportunity to confess my feelings before she leaves, opportunity to do more than just hang out.
Man, life's tough, but gotta keep moving forward.

>>56012980
Give me 9 days, and I will flood the youtube algorithm

>>56013065
Come on now. I love her, but don't tell me she has 11/10 clippable content. She doesn't have that kind of stream.

>>56012963
she's just like me

>>56010492
AahhhaashAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK

If she collabs with Nerissa again and I say anything about her that isn't 100% praise, am I going to be called a shitposter?

>>56013043
Fuck you nigger

>>56012106
gura, mumei and kaela are also on the spectrum

>>56013086
It's ok I know her content is different

I have watched every stream and today I was looking for clips but when I search Shiori Novella on youtube all I see is Rissa and bijou clips

>>56013241
It may have come out more negative than I meant. But like, she has more long-term entertainment. Not really clippable stuff.

>>56013224
Yes. There are other places for that if you really need to shit on other members. There is literally no reason to post it here except for (you) fishing.

>>56003675

>>56013326
But during the last collab, it was just Shiori and Nerissa. Why can't I post something that annoys me about her while praising Shiori? Nerissa was filtering me a bit during it.

>>56013303
Yeah, you'd have to clip an entire tangent and that's like 3-5 minutes
Meanwhile Bijou has like these super fun 10 second moments clippers love

>>56013392
Kill yourself

>>56013392
nothing is stopping you anon
but nothing is stopping me from calling you a faggot either

>>56013392
same... the biboo collab was just so much more watchable...

>>56011997
None of the other generals have a clue how to handle bait yet and keep biting it. They've literally convinced themselves novelites are the ones shitposting shiori content in their threads. Lots of newfags who don't know any better especially in /baubau/

>>56013392
She's a bit like Ollie(Whom I like), just let her get it out of her system. A lot of us would do the same if we were in her position, you know this.

>>56013392
Her collab with Nerissa was great, I felt they had nice chemistry together

>>56013484
>>56013452
Forgive me for not being 100% unity 100% of the time. Nerissa is just hard to like sometimes with the Yuri shit, especially when it rubs off on Shiori.

>>56012055
She said her brothers were going with her so probably only part of the time.

>>56013568
NTA but Ollie hasn’t gotten it out of her system in 2 years. I like Ollie, but the constant fangirling filtered me personally.

>fuck this BITCH for yuribaiting she's so FAKE
>omg my oshi eats cereal with scissors she's so le quirky xD
this you?

>>56013543
Why are you shittalking other generals right now? What has /baubau/ done to us? Or /gem/?

>>56013631
Ollie doesn't do it now nearly as much as the first month or two after she joined. She's way more in control of her fangirling now that she's a bit more seasoned.

You're just dead set on making me feel horrible, huh.

>>56012980
I'm essentially a NEET who spends 1/3 of his waking hours on the internet and wouldn't mind doing video editing/clipping reps for Shiori since I catch most all her streams anyways, but I just don't really understand what makes a clip "good". Seems like all the ones I see are just "let me throw in some moving color-coded subtitles, zoom ins on the chuubas face, maybe some random meme reaction images or 'cute chuuba noises' and then upload to youtube".

>>56013676
Yes.

>>56013157
Maybe if you need subway surfers and family guy funny moments sure, but Shiori has Marine tier zatsu enjoyment, which is 100% worth clipping

>>56013676
/ope/ is a shit general and Shiori outclasses Nerissa one note Yuribaiting every day.

>>56013683
Yeah it's literally all shitskins and bewfags, just report and ignore them like usual. Anyone claiming to be /ope/ or /gem/ or whatever is clearly a butthurt pajeet

>>56013740
Everything you like about Shiorin is what is good.

>>56013683
It's not shittalking. Look at /baubau/ right now. I'd rather they learn from it, but this is currently the state of things.

>>56013858

>Gets first present
>Thread goes to shit
Interesting>>56013777

>>56013590
Unity has never been about liking all holos but about not shitting on any of them even if you don't like one so as not to attract shitposters.

I don't know if the guy spamming Shiori images in baubau is one of you, but please stop. Apologies if it isn't, but it's annoying. Nothing against Shiori, hope she comes back soon.

>>56013895

I think Shiorin is cute

They are a little awkward together but Rissa really loves Shiori
You cunts hate minecraft but it's the best game for some good holo interactions.
I'm sure minecraft collabs are going to be more chill and fun and natural than what we've seen so far

>>56013886
Just stop mentioning their generals in this split faggot, whether their split is shit or not is irrelevant

>>56013886
The general has been insulting Nerissa for like the last 30 posts and nonstop bait biting. How are we any better? It seems like a coordinated attack.

I love my vacationing goth GF.

>>56013683
See >>56013934

I still blame the vtweeters for this.

>>56013934
Newfag it's a butthurt seanigger seething on cooldown, report his faggy posts and ignore them

What is it that made /vt/ a hotspot for middle aged women gossiping, but it's actually just obese men in their 20's and 30's instead?

>>56013929
But they were doing it on /ope/ during the collab insulting Shiori. Why can't I do the same? Why do I have to be the better man?

People everywhere are obsessed with a certain internet oreo

>>56014096
>durrhurr if they're gonna troll I should troll too
Kys faggot

>>56014096
>Why do I have to be the better man?
Jesus and Shiori want you to

/shig/, it never die
Shiori are my favorite guy

>>56013934
Why the fuck would I do that retard
It's obviously a falseflag trolling
How new are you