/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Child

Gura in Shion's 3D Live

>>55994065
Damn brats!

Gurass

>>55993959
Harlot

I miss my sharkwife...

headpats slut

>>55995532
tummypats slut

Umisea song starting in 2 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v_BFL-kuWs

Get in here.
Song of the century dropping.

song incoming

It was better than the first Umisea song

wow, an umisea song that is not totally ass

>>55996029
That was so much better than the last song

They're going to take turns having their way with me

>>55996029
>No one is actually playing the instruments
Gura lied...

Song much better than last Umisea song. Kinda like Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi or early 2010s girl band rock. Catchy chorus. Though, it still has those character song traits to it as well which they are sticking with. They honestly could've made a serious beach summer song with just a few tweaks.

>>55996029
not bad

Finally a good Umisea song can't wait for them to perform this during the concert seems like a fun song to perform.

>>55996029
Best Umisea song to date.

>>55996673
She did talk about playing taiko on the trip.

Gura owes me sex

Gura will be shorter than a literal 10 year old in a few months
oh nyo
https://twitter.com/KigMiyu/status/1690689977422876672

>>55997799
ew, bloop

https://twitter.com/maruchanx_/status/1690700790590312448

my wife

drums sam desu

that's Dr. Gawr Gura to you

I think

>>55999208

https://twitter.com/yayo_21200/status/1690295767750320128?s=20

>>55999620
Wonder if she gets plap'd

is goop goop gooping today?

>>55999744
I hope not she isn't streaming today I have things to do

>>55999743
She's menhera

Wake up thinking of wife!
Shark Wife!

I just got fired.. I guess I wont be buying any merch any time soon.

>>56001775
why were you fired

>>56001775
Sorry to hear that, bud, hope you find something else soon.

>>56001775
Hurry up and get a new one, her eggs might be the next merch.

>>56001775
what did you do...

Reminder that the average little girl is an inherently evil viscous creature.
Gura was almost certainly bullied relentlessly throughout school because of her flat chest and short height.
Give Gura love and praise because she deserves and needs it.

>>56001775
Dunno where you are or the situation but these days jobs are everywhere. post pandemic people just dont wanna work or just into a job long enough to renew unemployment so you should be back on your feet in no time bro

>>56001775
You can't just say you got fired and not explain how, what happened?

>>56001775
Here's a goop for cheering up

I'm not sure if someone else posted it, but I'll post it anyway since it's finished, I hope you enjoy
https://files.catbox.moe/du4k3v.png

>>56002718
it's better than futa shit but I still think yuri is mid

>>56002394
Yeah, but they had some programs I wanted to do to escape the wage life. Plus the pay was decent.
>>56002608
Thank you, I love my gooby.

https://files.catbox.moe/6mn0gw.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2a21lj.png

>>56002718
I wish I was Ame...

>>56002718
hot thanks

Is today pancake day???

>>56003339
You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>56003384
embarrassing.

>>56002718
I want to be sandwiched by Gawr and Gura...

I might make pancakes right now!

today is national sniff gura day

I missed almost all of the tournament, how was gura?

>>56004162
every day is sniff gura day

>>56004267
a bit useless but cute

>>55996029
>gura on the drumbs
why is yagoo such a dox fag?

>>56004354
She was a good defender in soccer

>>56004354
That kinda sums up Gura in general

>>56004267
it was okay but if you could only watch the practice stream or it you should watch the practice stream, it was better

>>56004544
Kys you fucking doxxbait nigger

>>56004916
fuck you, yagoo was the one who did it

>>56002718
i goomed

>>56001775
https://youtu.be/9J2dcCBlFJM?t=37

Was gura being gay in the tournament?

>>56005678
she was more interested in showing ebis her crotch

>>56005678
She raped Pekora

>>56004267
it was ok, I really liked the soccy but I guess that's something that's way better live

gura hasn't done anything yet
unlikely theres a stream today

>>56005833
It is kinda weird how she is really into showing block game model up skirt, but refuses to show off bikini and name panty color.
>inb4 no pan
she literally said last year she had panties on her floor for like a week and then refused to say the color

>>56006480
She's dodging manager requests to like the new umisea song.

>>56006763
She is nopan most of the time, those panties were for wearing outside you dumbass.

>>56006763
Well it might be because Minecraft people are literally made of rectangles

Hopefully no stream today

That's the first umisea song I have liked. The other 2 were complete shit

>>56007196
>he forgot about I need more cunny cunny

>>56007152
Hopefully you stop posting this.

members stream onigai

>>56007299
I NEED MORE CUNNY CUNNY

>>56007299
Meh, that part was good but the song as a whole sucked

>stuff involving Gura just keep showing up
wtf sisters i thought she was a lazy liar?

>>56007422
It was better than the new song.

>>56007472
xdddddddddddd good bait

>>56007938
It's not bait, I looped it all day and I'm already bored of the new song.

>>56007466
Anon you don't understand, Gura has been lying all this time according to the voices in my head

>>56007299
>>56007418
There is no fucking way Gura and Ina are not aware of what cunny means. They were given a script and thought it would be funny to sing

>>56008168
Newfag???????

Sex with a fembud.

>>56008195
Ina made a thumbnail of her wearing a shirt that said cunny on it with the ToT face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wV6ZqiPIt0

WIFE

WIFE WIFE WIFE

GURA LOVES THE SONG

gorb

Holocure frame in a minute

>>56008227
but arent most of Guras fans underage?

>>56009117
no don't I don't have time to watch 8 hours of holocure today

>>56009117
yes do I don't have time to watch 8 hours of holocure today but I don't give a shit, more Gura to watch after work is always good

gura liked agua

shit

would you lick the sweat off of gura's armpit for 1 billion dollars after she has performed a umisea song on air drums?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>56009353
sharks shouldn’t cuss

>>56009469
I will do it for 500 million

in how many birthdays has she been a guest so far?

Eh for once the Umisea song is not bad.

>>56008293
wtf are they /here/?

>>56009476
Why the fuck not

Have you thanked the dogs bringing back your oshi today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_-7Fh8Nl4c&t=16702s

>>56009547
Pekora, Miko, Okayu, uuuh i can't rember

What if Gura was a fresh water fish?

>>56009799
yeah I send them a supa about it
but they haven't read it

Alright chumbutts, wake me up if Gura streams today. I'm going to take a short nap.

https://files.catbox.moe/rb9sbx.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/e79u15.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jx1grh.jpg

no frame
unlikely we see gura tonight

>>56010352
She could be making a thumbnail right now. One break day isn't gonna ruin me though.

>>56010440
The tweet was from her phone, so she most likely isn't even on her pc

>>56009799
>>56010016

kys

>>56009799
Damn I missed that stream.
I didn't know they were a source of inspiration to her.
That's pretty wholesome

>>56010538
Ill just have to choose to believe you since I don't have a way to check anymore. Stream chances are definitely much lower from mobile tweets, maybe she's spending time with her parents today.

>>56010693
Tweetdeck still shows it

>>56010742
Are you on the old version still? I thought the option was removed from the new version. Plus I don't even think I can use tweetdeck anymore because I refuse to pay for it.

>>56010878
old tweetdeck still works

>>56010878
Yeah, it never stopped working. You might need Bettertweedeck for it to work

>>56010572
?

>>56009184
oh no 9 hours it is :3

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1690804757118545922
GURA STREAM KIARA COLLAB

>>56009469
>I get to lick guras sweaty sharkpits
>I get a billion dollars
Where is the downside?

>>56011138
sasuga chikin woman

Guess i was wrong. Looks like we still get a stream tonight

>>56011138
>first reply is a KFP saying the last horror collab was terrible
??? Thit shit was great?

>>56011224
can't you read, Gura asked her, Kiara is not the reason why the collab is happening

My wife is cool

>>56011138
oh nice, 2am wawa time is like the usual shark hour yes?

>>56011322
so what retard? I just said sasuga because kiara always tell us stuff ahead, not because she is the reason there is a stream. Learn to fucking read and stop getting mindbroken by a vtuber.

>>56011378
yeah

oh fuq, got to get my work done then

So Gura and Kiara are both confirmed, im gonna guess at least Fauna coming too, maybe even moom before her holocure stream

>>56011580
sounds like a fun stream

>>56011138
>keeps trying to get Kiara into horror games
What's her endgame?

>>56011580
Fauna has the The Bunker offcollab with Bae

>>56011681
Chicken screams?

Gura has been streaming too much, she should slow down

>>56011681
Chicken piss

>>56011738
Oh you're right. I checked holodex but missed that one.

>>56011681
She wants to mommydom Kiara

>>56011778
Let her flow you trog

>>56011885
But I thought Gura wanted to be mommydommed?
Is she a switch?

I hope she can't get together a group and doesn't stream today. I'm busy.

what horror game do you want them to play

>>56011790
Chicken piss smells terrible

>>56011940
I hope you explode

My gums are still burnt from the pizza I ate yesterday

>>56011973
That's why Gura wants it

>>56011941
i don't know any horror games but i hope it's not something they've already played

>>56011138
BASED CHICKEN! HORROR KINO INCOMING!

>>56012158
Stop giving Kiara credit for this. Gura asked her.

>>56007299
I have the intro to umisea no sachi happy stuck in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmMWKmxtm2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmMWKmxtm2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmMWKmxtm2A

>>56012048
eat some popsicles

>>56012158
NTA but I think its more giving credit to Kiara for accepting since she hates horror games.

>>56012253
That's a combination I haven't seen in a while

>>56012253
Wait is this even a horror game?

>>56012253
Myth trio nice, should be fun

>>56012344
Kiara gets scared by GTA mission clear sounds

What is this, phasmaphobia meets viscera cleanup detail?

>>56009476
Oh nyo

>>56012253
Hey it’s the people Gura said she likes to banter with, nice

>>56012301
Idol dance class group

>>56012253
>collabs with the one holo east of me
>still streams at gura standard time
gura i know its your timeslot but think of Kiara in Euro hours (read: Me in England hours)

>>56012253
3 STREAMS IN A ROW!!!

>>56012728
Shark time is shark time

Yep, it's a comfy Sunday.

>>56012779
but thats my pokemon sleep bedtime :'(

>>56012728
Gura idea Gura time

>>56012728
Her sleep schedule if fucked anyways
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1690804183492915201

Imagine not revolving your whole life around GST (Gura Standard Time)

>Gura, Ame, and Kiara
Neat!

I need a fembud in my life.

have the dogs finally moved their stream time away from guras timeslot?

>Yellow woman who called Gura a fucking bitch

>>56013471
>still clinging to ancient (non)drama

I don't hold it against Goobs but man I wish she wasn't friends with Watson

>>56013471
Gura deserved it.

>>56012823
This is a good image

>>56013471
Yea, and her fans going to raid the thread tonight. Especially if Kiara ends up going to bed mid stream.

>>56013471
>>56013610
i have to stop you here sir and tell you that you should stop trying

>>56013610
Same but Kiara

>>56013628
go back

>>56013471
Gura deserved it. I would have been upset too but not expressed it the same way. They're friends which allows them to be genuinely mad at each other and then move past it. Maybe you burn every bridge over a slight disagreement but you're a "woman" and not a woman.

>>56013610
She's a bad influence on my sweet goob

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Hi chumbuds! I noticed that Gura is streaming a lot lately. Did she mention why? Does that mean she managed to solve her health issues?

>>56013471
Amelia also called Gura a bitch in Japan as she had Gura eating out of a dog bowl

Some KFP are not liking Gura while their oshii likes her a lot.
Sad for them

>>56013776
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF?

>>56013628
>>56013749
>Gura deserved sperg rage for killing in a pvp game
(You)

time for some dino healing during these EU hours

>>56013804
Amelia member stream. She talked about it in detail.

>>56013748
I don't know if I'd say that, she seems to make Gura happy
I just don't like her because she was my oshi and I don't enjoy things when she's involved

>>56013906
Why do you lie?

Did she pull a shizo abe on us???

>>56013471
They've made up since then

Does this falseflagging ever "work"? Why bother.

>>56014004
*made out

>>56013833
Even you admit it's just sperg rage so why are you still mad? Gura wouldn't want you to be mad at her friend, she would vilify you.

welp time to skip the next 3 threads

I like that they have some friction sometimes.
Its fun.

Ame vs Gura is almost as obvious as the Ina shitposts nowadays with how close Gura with Ame.

>>56014003
Sex with a fembud poster is actually Gura.

>>56013980
It's true! She also talked about putting a leash on Gura and walking her around the room they were in.

Just remember that no one gets raided as often as /ggg/. I don't know if we should take it as a compliment or what.

>>56014178
ISREAL

>>56014098
Anyone who calls my sharkwife a bitch deserves the hate. Simple as that.

That being said I do hate Kiara and her voice and her mannerisms and her content and her attitude. But I'll accept her presence for the sake of goob.

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AmeSame is the only thing preventing me from ending my pathetic excuse of a life

>>56014360
I find it funny that people only start bitching when you say you don't like Ame. Say the same thing about most other holos and no one gives a shit. Makes it really obvious whos raiding.

>>56014649
Not true, you haven't seen the KFP defense force before.

>>56014528
i used to be that way too but now i like her and I bought her limited set
she's definitely good for holoEN as a whole

>>56014649
Stop editing Ina and Mori out of images.

>>56014747
None of that shit matters when I can't stand to hear her talk for more than 5 seconds. They were only in voice chat together briefly during the ID sports fest and she made me wish I could mute her.

I'm hungry

Dino poster saves the day again

>>56014864
i'm making tacos

>>56014864
I had a smoothie I made with apples from the tree in my backyard.

>>56014649
Gura is a nice girl, so we should be nice to her friends.
That said, shittalking anyone in gura's harem would also warrant the same response but for some reason there's never anyone complaining about fonner or ogayu. So maybe its because the Ame shitposting is so obviously forced that we're more likely to outright reject it.

>>56015218
You aren't here often enough, people do complain about Fauna and Okayu.

>>56014841
take your meds then

>>56013471
Take it to the catalog sister. Nobody gives a shit about that anymore

>>56015269
Yeah and they get shit on too. Has nothing to do with raids

>>56013471
Go back to plebbit L*l* H**p*r

>>56015365
I thought that menhera stopped watching Gura?

>>56015354
Okayu yes, but Fauna? She's not really as big of a chumbud as she says she is and I always hated her 'chumbud prime' moniker.

>>56015294
So true sister!

>>56015434
Her oshi graduated so she came back crawling like a whore.

>>56012253
It's like we're back to 2021 again. Kino

Thoughts?

>>56015467
I agree with you but there's always someone who throws shit back if you shit on her collab partners

>>56015546
Why is Gura uohing if the thought bubble is coming from Kiara?

>>56015715
That's her hat. It's a speech bubble coming from Gura.

Reminder to all the flakebuds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyZnXbB-E1c

>>56015715
its a speech bubble and pointing to gura
I think you're mistaking wawa's hat for a cloud

>>56015585
Hating any hololive girl (besides mori) is just dumb in the first place. They're all great (except for Mori)

>>56015758
>>56015766
Oh I see it now, kek

>>56015482
Damn I was hoping to lose her for good

>>56015482
Really? Proof?

>>56015819
Preech sis

>>56015819
I disagree about the Mori bit but I don't want to start that time loop again so I'll leave it at that

>>56015546
Shark thoughts.

I didn't get any shark dreams tonight

>>56016443
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>56013471
Ame hates Gura
https://youtu.be/AzKcddF0to0?t=24185

>>56015467
I feel like Fauna has a Gura shrine just like we do except she actually has like strands of her hair, a sock, etc. Maybe even one of those life-sized sex dolls dressed up like Gura that she keeps tied up and has sex with

>>56016443

>>56016520
Not even close. She's one of those people who's all unity for EN and goes around calling everyone her favorite which is why I don't really like the chumbud prime bit that gets tagged onto her

>>56016507

>>56016520
>Maybe even one of those life-sized sex dolls dressed up like Gura that she keeps tied up and has sex with
How do girls even have sex with a sex doll? It can't do anything to you and it's not like you have anything to go inside.
Do they just put a strapon on it and go to town?

Is Gura a fembud?

>>56016520
Shes a chumbie for sure but not as extreme as people want her to be

Gura likes pussy

Will any members of Advent be good frens of Gra-chan?

>>56016690
Just grind against it
>>56017030
I will project and live vicariously through Fauna and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>56016520
Bro she collabed with Gura like once 1 on 1.

>>56017084
No
Go back advent beggar

>>56017118
Hell Mumei has better 1:1 chemistry but never gets tagged as a chumbud

>>56017128
I've always been here though.

>>56017060
yeah mine

>>56017118
If you watched her, you'd know why.

>>56017224
Hoobuds we're in

Everyone is stupid except for me.

>>56017440
This except me

>>56017224
Not to mention she'd collabed with Gura a hell of a lot more, both 1 on 1 and in a group.

If anyone is chumbud prime, it's Ogayu.

>two people who never post in /ggg/ shit the thread up over some imaginary war

>>56017583

Gura is sleep

>>56018130
Time to snuggle

Sure are a lot of dumb shitskins flooding into here who are very upset that gura is friends with the other girls. I am thankful every day that I'm not a bitter 3rd worlder like these "people".

Gura is desired sexually by all her coworkers. Some are just more vocal about it than others.

https://twitter.com/SeeMAI_0420/status/1690830585647017984

>>56018335
the same goes for her fans

I'd love to lick guras shark cunny

>>56018371
not true there are many fans who don't sexually desire Gura and only think she's cute

Sex with gura is the dream of all

>>56018495
This is false

>>56018612
as weird as it seems to us, it is true

I desire to marry her.

Am I weird if my dream is to have sex with a fembud?

will you eat gura's scabby bug bite

>>56018495
those are just the less vocal fans

>>56017662

One does not simply survive sex with Gura

>>56018736
Not only that but every last gram of smegma from her cunny

I want all of her body and mind because I just love her so much.

My beautiful wife

Gura cute Gura cute!

To this day I still wonder whether or not smegma femanon was actually Gura all along.

>>56020333
retard

>>56020333
It wasn't. Gura is too much of a tease to just give it out that easily.

Please call me a retard.

>>56014360
puffy slitty TUT

>>56020557
make a retarded post first

>>56020617
I want to sex this fish. T u T

>>56022489
nyo you stink

>>56022629
She stinks good.

>>56022489
Sleepy cuddles with shark!

>>56018299
Feels good being able to spam cheer her friend on during the id mc cup with her because I'm not a seething anti and sync with her tastes in friends

>>56023170
i don't think i'll ever be a big kronii fan but i dont anti her

>>56023238
That's a good mindset to have. Not everyone will be a fan of everyone but just sit back and enjoy collab fun