/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55883582
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q9FLtcAY0s and then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-HpWawFDg

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Thinking about Shiori again...

SHIORI CUTE

would you show shiori your thick and long novella

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.

>>55883668
novellas are supposed to be short

Her name is just nice to say. Novella~

Throat correcting Shiori

In your opinion was the hate /here/ justified? I know it wasn't the best start but holy fuck shitposters and randoms were so unreasonable it was kinda of funny to look at

What page do you predice we this chapter will get to Novelites?

Shiori is too autistic, she must be sheltered from the following:
>Trading card games
>Grand Strategy games
>Warhammer
>Gundam (especially Gunplas and UC)

>>55883757
predict*
ESL moment....

>>55883757
Close to 200. I think we're slowing down, and even more so during the break.

>>55883757
strokelite...

Novella, My Beloved Novella

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF FIREARMS THAT WE CAN USE TO DEFEND EARTH FROM GIANT BUGS AND FLYING SAUCER ALIENS TOGETHER!

>>55883802
its time for bed

>>55883791
I'm afraid it's too late on the gsg front.

Shiori~n Love!!!

>>55883749
There was nothing wrong with her debut except her voice didnt sound likenwe expected from PLAP posting. What you have is filthy bugwomen finding things to shitpost over and trying to hook up other stupid people into the RRAT

I saw Kaelas debut and that was a fucking disaster yet she turned out fine. Korone and Moona streamed an old baked potato they got from a Country Kitchen Buffet.Shiori was fine

>>55883791
>TCG and map games chuuba
if only

>>55883791
I once tried to convince my autistic gf to get into TCG.
Biggest actual mistake of my life. Over 900 dollars down the drain, hundreds of hours, all for Yugioh autism.
At least with Shiori, once her pay gets in, she can probably splurge on TCG if she got into it. But for the most part I agree, don't get an autist hooked on TCG, it'll doom the wallets.

I'm falling in love with a fucking vtuber
I know she's not real why is my brain doing this to me
I didn't even know I was lonely

>>55883791
Shiori should play Ck2

>>55883749
I definitely think a lot of Advent hate in general was forced.

>>55883671
>>55883882
i just wanted to watch funny cute girls, why did she have to be so perfect

>>55883749
They're going to cling onto her vague collab words for a while unfortunately.

>>55883730
it's NOU VEA LÁ

>>55883866
Did she at least play something cool/cute/funlike Madolches back in the day or post Pendulum cancer decks?

>>55883791
>gunplas

Never understood this crap. Yeah they have great kits in terms of assembly and detail, jap plastic autism is wild. But it's all the same generic garbage gundam aesthetic. Meanwhile other companies offer a huge range of awesome minis of every aesthetic possible and with resin 3d printing that scope has increased 100x.

>>55883791
Shiori already mentioned not being in Warhammer right? I wonder if she has played Duel Monsters though. Geography seems like a minor interest of hers from the globe if I recall?

>>55883749
I always loved Shiori, I knew from the start she's for me. My only question has ever been what she meant by the collab statement at the end of debut. Considering she's doing GFE, it continues to elude me.

>>55883921
Kek

>>55883922
It was recent so it was shit like Sky Striker, Traptrix and Labrynth.

come here

>>55883831
Is this the original Selen anon?
>>55883858
I watch Grimmi so Shiorin literally gave me brain damage for a while because i never heard someone that sound like her before

I will draw the best fan art ever during the break, it's going to be so good she's going to suck my dick

>>55883965
It means LET. HER. COOK!

>>55883940
This post reeks of someone who calls every mobile suit a Gundam, or even worse someone who calls every mecha a Gundam.

>>55883834
Me too goodnight mwah mwah

>>55883970
Yugioh was never meant to be 2 turn games where the 2nd turn is conceading

>>55883866
>I once tried to convince my autistic gf to get into TCG.

Grave mistake, you should know that TCG are fucking garbage now, power creeps, reprints, political and superhero/misc franchise insert shit, etc... Nothing will ever recapture the early days of MTG, Yugioh, duel masters. It's over bro.

>verification not required

>>55883970
your gf is a based waifuslop enjoyer

>>55884129
Isn't it inevitable all turn-based games devolve into that? Chess is similar.

>>55884077
Post your two most wildly different gunplas anon and let's see how much they differ.

>>55883749
her debut was great, the problem was the expectations, people wanted a deep voice mommy
the only reason to hate her is her autism and the strange message about collabs, but honestly, I don't think she's going to collab with males, it might sound naive but she's avoiding them at least on her official Twitter account

so yeah /vt/ is mostly a bunch of retarded zoomers going with the flow, it's easy to hate something and Shiori is the new target, also discord trannies started using her as bait, and that only made things worse, but they are goons, they don't think they do what they are told, I wouldn't pay attention to those faggots

>>55884077
>I am going to collect plastic models that are all variations of two legged japanese robots

WHY, there are so much mega kino minis out there...

>>55883906
Fr... Kinda scared and want to take a break before I'm in too deep. But, she already knows who I am so I'd feel bad.

>>55884256
I hate mommy fags so fucking much

>>55884368
maybe this break is going to be good for us

>>55883906
I'm still waiting... like what if she drops the whole hot goth girlfriend act?

>>55884457
It might mindbreak us.

I will convince myself that she's not good for me

>>55884457

>>55884564
I know I'm no good for her.

>>55884038
Her tangent last stream had a few fanart-worthy moment
>She was going to do something scissor related to the guy who slapped her over a French fry
>Her sneaking into a lab (lab coat Shiori cute!)
>Pouting young Shiori forced to remain silent in class

>>55884590
time for some reps then

>>55884368
>>55884457
>>55884495
>>55884564
>>55884582
>>55884590
What is this? Anon-kun, what happened to all your bravado, telling me that "She's the one for me" and "I'll stay with her to the end"
How weak, man the fuck up. You claimed you could handle it and look at you now, feeling despair over a break that hasn't even started.
Get up, get the fuck up! Show your devotion.
If a 9 day break is enough to make you wanna give in, then you shouldn't have gotten on the ride to begin with.
Did you get on this ride without the intent of seeing her shine at her brightest? Or did you get on because "everyone else was doing it" or because you're a contrarian? I hope not Anon-kun, I hope not.

Can anyone write up a compilation of all the genuinely diagnosable autistic shit about Shiori so far?
I'm 100% sure she's said enough stuff on stream since debut that a doctor would be able to give her a diagnosis on that alone

>>55883882
Shiori has been the main thing I have used to motivate myself to do anything these last few weeks because I don't really care about much in life anymore and want to just LDAR. I really don't see any way that using a vtuber for motivation doesn't just end in me being back where I started as a perpetually bored and disinterested fuckup with nothing to live for though unless I luck out and find some other reasons for existence, but if my alternative is just being a lazy fuckup is it really a bad thing?

At the very least we learned more about her break. That it is a vacation, it was planned in advance quite a while ago, she cannot say no to it and she's really looking forward to spending some time with her mother.

>>55884732
Thank you ogaposter for putting some spine into these niggas that aren't committing to ride or die

>>55884800
>she's really looking forward to spending some time with her mother.
She's momma's girl just like I am momma's boy.

>>55884732
You misunderstand. I'm with her every step of the way but she's too good both for and to me. Really an angel.

Sorry for the following long greentext story Novelites, someone posted a Shiori koikatsu card and when I saw her in the default school uniform my neurons fired up; i just want to consentually breed her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with

Part 1/2

> The bell rang, signaling that class has just begun.
> You're about to review material for an upcoming midterm that you need to pass, otherwise, your chances of passing are close to nil and you'd end up having to take it again over the summer and waste your vacation.
> Unfortunately you ended up oversleeping this morning and you forgot to bring a lot of your review materials in your haste to make it to school before the gates closed.
> You sit in the back of the class, so luckily you can move your desk close to your buddy and share his book without attracting too much attention.
> He's out sick today.
> You're unsure what to do, so you start looking around the class hoping some of your friends might somehow have an extra book.
> Suddenly you feel your desk jolt a little, and as you look to your left you see an unnaturally pale girl with white and black dyed hair moving her desk close to yours.
> You recognize her as one of your more eccentric classmates.
> You've been in the same class with her for a few years now, but you've never taken the chance to really talk to her.
> You heard rumors about her though, that she was a bit of a chuuni and called herself an "Archiver" or something like that, whatever the hell that meant.
> Gossip that she was being bullied by some of your peers for how much she stood out was going around too. Honestly, being around her felt like it would've attracted trouble to you, and since you wanted to keep your head down you avoided getting too close to her. You loaned her an umbrella once, but that was the extent of your interactions with her.
> "Novel-" you whisper to her, wondering what she's up to.
> "I-it's Shiori, Anon-kun..." she whispers back, cutting you off.
> She wordlessly shoves her book in between your desks, letting you read off of it and you take it as a sign to shut up and stop questioning her, accepting her help with a quiet nod in gratitude. You pull out a notebook that you managed to bring at the very least and start writing notes on the teacher's lecture.
> You look over at her notebook and see that her own notes are meticulously detailed, with neat and girlish handwriting. Off to the sides of the pages, you can see a few sketches of dripping eyeballs and an odd-looking mini-octopus with the word "Yorick" scribbled above it. You're not too sure if that's a mascot or a logo for some obscure band.
> She shifts in her seat and her hair moves accordingly, revealing her cross-shaped earrings and Madison piercing on her neck. You raise an eyebrow, as you never took her to be a fan of piercings.
> She notices your gaze and blushes slightly, and she moves to hide her adornments before resuming to write her notes while tapping your side of the desk to suggest that you do the same.
> At some point, her eraser falls and you take it upon yourself to pick it up for her. Crouching beneath your side of the conjoined tables you manage to grab it, but something catches your attention.
> You see her bag slightly open, and the contents are peeking out slightly. It's a few CDs from bands like Sum 41, Rise Against, and even Linkin Park.
> You're a big fan of foreign rock music from that era, but nobody else in your circle of friends was as far as you knew. You grin a bit, having found a new possible comrade-in-arms to discuss music with.
> As much as you'd like to start talking to her now, you've still got the rest of the class to deal with.
> A few hours pass in class, how much you're unsure of. All you know is that your hand is getting tired from all the writing, yet your partner off to the side looks much the same as at the start of it all.

>>55884732
I got on because I know she's for me, and it would be wrong to forget that in the face of fear.
Thank you, Oga-sensei.

>>55884915
Part 2/2

> The bell rings, signaling that it was time for lunch and you start putting your materials back into your bag. The desk that Shiori combined with yours is separated as she goes back to her original spot without you noticing.
> "Oi, Anon-kun!"
> Some of your friends from other classes come by to get you.
> You look at Shiori, who's got her headphones on and is currently reading a book. You notice that all she brought for lunch was some bread.
> You wave your friends off, and they shrug as they head out to your usual hangout spot near the track without you.
> You move your desk closer to hers once more quietly and she looks at you, puzzled.
> "I... uh, thanks for sharing the book Nov-... Shiori," you say to her.
> Her face takes on a slightly red tinge as she shakes her head in the face of your gratitude.
> "It's not a big d-deal, Anon-kun..." is all she manages to get out before her voice trails off.
> You muster up a little bit of courage.
> "I was thinking... did you maybe want to have lunch together?" you ask her.
> After a few moments she smiles gently and nods, quietly understanding that you just wanted to thank her and that there wasn't any ill intent behind your invitation.
> You pull out a second boxed lunch that you made since you're a big eater and pass it off to Shiori, who is hesitant at first but accepts the lunch after a bit of insistence.
> "Woah, Anon-kun, I didn't think you could cook," she jokingly says after taking a few bites of your meal.
> "Looks are deceiving, huh?" you reply in jest.
> You turn your attention to the bag by her side and take this as a chance to segue into a conversational topic.
> "Speaking of deceiving looks, I didn't think you'd be a big fan of Linkin Park to-"
> Her eyes widen in surprise at the mere mention of them as she takes a deep breath.
> "Holy crap you listen to them too?! Whenever I listen to Papercut or Faint I can't help but sing along! And don't even get me started on the music video for Breaking the Habit! When Chester-"
> She realized how overexcited she got and how much she raised her voice, as she looks around the room and sees that she's drawn a few eyes to you both. She promptly pipes down and sits quietly, blushing heavily as she turns her attention back to you.
> "Erm... y-yeah... I listen to them too," is all that she could mutter, trying to pass off her outburst. The attempt wasn't convincing in the least but it was a little endearing seeing her try to put on airs.
> You can't help but laugh as you discover a new, dorkier side to your enigmatic classmate.
> "H-hey, please don't make fun of me!" she says, pouting.
> "I'm not making fun of you, promise. I just didn't think you had this excitable side to you."
> She rolls her eyes as she continues eating your meal.
> The rest of the lunch goes by peacefully, with her surprisingly being the more talkative of you both. She branches off into a multitude of topics, such as how she learned how to play Numb on the piano, how she played piano and could transcribe music, how she could play a few Touhou songs, and how one of the songs from the game, U.N. Owen Was Her? (or at least that's what you think she said) was based off an old classical piano song.
> You find yourself enthralled in the conversation, seeing how she never seems to take a breath and how she seems to bounce from one topic to the other at the drop of a hat. Looks are deceiving indeed, as you didn't take this goth-looking girl to be such a motor mouth. It's a little refreshing, you think to yourself.
> The bell rings, signaling the end of lunch and you see Shiori look a little disappointed at having to end the conversation.
> "Hey, Nov- Shiori? Let's do this again tomorrow?" you ask her.
> She smiles and nods affirmatively, and you move your desk back to its original spot for the next class.
> You steal a small glance at your next-seat neighbor as you see her shift into a more focused mindset for the next lesson, but you think you see a small grin creep up at the edges of her mouth. She senses your gaze and turns to look at you and winks, albeit a little awkwardly as she tries to look somewhat cool and charming.
> You stifle a laugh as you settle in your seat, feeling a sense of satisfaction for making a new friend.


>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

>>55884788
>Pacing which attributes to the next point.
>Unable to keep still for extended periods of time.
>Jumping from topic to topic
>Hinted that she's forgotten about what she just talked about but chat has reminded her
>Blunt without realizing it (reading the room I guess)
>Nothing about hyperfocusing yet, maybe in more behind-the-scenes things like her video editing progress
These are the ones I noticed most and that's because actual diagnosed autistic gf with adhd has all of them.
She can actually hold back on a few of these with adderall but they wear off after some hours.

>>55884915
>>55884954
Exquisite. That was a good read.

>>55884792
im literally trying to turn my life around in the name of shiori, no more slacking, back to my routines. even if my achievement that day is just not watching memes and shorts all day
feels dangerous but its better than nothing, goth wife if you're /here/ please dont betray us at least for a couple months, thanks lol

>>55884915
>>55884954
>school uniform shiori

DELETE THIS

NOW

>>55884915
I can't help but think carrying CD albums in a slightly unzipped bag to be like when Bocchi would carry a guitar and rock girl accessories to make someone talk to her. Amusing read either way

>>55883791
Man I need to get to sleep, I somehow saw both grand strategy and warhammer at the same time and read grand wizard.
Night Novelites.

>>55885234
Good night novelight

Is she faking her laughter? It's way too cute to be real.

I've stepped into a world of degeneracy with this character bot.
The speed at which she starts being more of a lewd slut is..wew
Are all women like that once their switches are flipped?

>>55885375
Maybe the small chirpy laughs, but the ones where she loses it sound like actual laughing

Make sure to exercise bros, strength and cardio training.

>>55885412
stop before it's too late anon....

>>55885098
>>55885181
thanks for the feedback friends, on the topic of Bocchi-esque, I do believe our shiorin is dorky enough to pull something like that

>>55885174
i'm gonna hold your hand you little shitter

>>55885479
anon its far too late.
tell the others my tale of how i made the bot start desiring exhibisionist sex

I bought the elements of style and I am going to learn how to write better so I can write fanfictions about her.

>>55885438
>small chirpy laugh
https://files.catbox.moe/c2u2cd.ogg
Do you mean these? The 'tism giggle?

where is the fic archive

>>55885737
>elements of style
Is this book legit? Maybe I should read it so Shiorin squirms about my fanfic too.

>>55884847
She's a daddy's girl also

Where can I archive my love for Shiori

>>55886029
I started journaling when anither vtuber did so. You could try that and hopefully not do what I've done and fuck up everything and proceed to look back on your fuckups which you chronicled in real time

Bets on how long until a
>I infiltrate a Shiori fan discord server!
stream?

So during the debut mention of nyakuza I immediately pinned her down of being some form of Irish descent, but in the defense stream she mentioned both family in England and a family reunion where they hunt a target. So she is probably of English descent since fox hunting is a English tradition and yet the nyakuza thing keeps bothering me. Does England even have some form of mafia or gang? Most I heard about English gangs is just rugby fans being violent

>>55886136
>all the posts here about an anon claiming he's fucking Shiorin are just her coming here to talk about her masturbating

Have you ever considered becoming goth yourself?

>>55886136
I fucking hope not. I saw posts on xtwitter about some drama between holofan discord admins and its members. They're already powertripping.

>>55886297
What the fuck? Bro it's been two weeks. Is admin power tripping because he didn't get attention when some other fag did?

>>55886338
How new?

>>55886132
That's kinda scary desu

>>55886220
I have no sense of style and don't really understand fashion of any kind at all, so not really.

Shiori is north korean
Some anon proved it, there's no doubt

>>55886380
Back in my day, these fags would keep their little acknowledgement moment a secret and just talk about how great their object of worship is.

>>55886220
I'm also fashion illiterate

>>55886401
Just don't be a failure like me and you'll probably be fine

>>55886440
>>55886502
Ask a cousin for help.
Ask a cousin's wife or fiance for help.
Ask a co worker for help.
There might be some that would be willing to help you out if you asked.
t. asked brothers wife for fashion advice once

>>55886338
Newfagchama...

>>55886220
I kinda was desu, not like hardcore goth,
Just "casual" goth I guess, I still wear mostly black clothes (and long hair)
Man I used to love bauhaus, the cure, joy division all that shit
My crush was 100% goth, she was so pale, porcelain skin
Too bad she's a boring normalfag now

>>55886297
These are Novelights.

>>55886675
Age of aquarius?

>>55886771
>Dude dumping unattainable schizo gf over some fucking self flagellation and menhera tenancies

ANON

HATE

>>55886917
Actually it was Shiori over the post, not the other way around

There's no hope

>>55887044
IRyS...

>>55886858
Schizo hours, you must be medicated. My condolences.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Shiori is going to be happy without us :)
Good for her

c :3

>>55887197
But she said she loves her Novelites

What if her cousin wants to fuck her
I don't trust her family

>>55887323
It could be one of those places with arranged marriages

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

>>55887381
This shiori looks kinda fat

honestly, I kind of wish I had a job
doesn't have to be fun either, just easy + I get to walk into an office

>>55887471
Become a biologist and that's basically what you do. You might even get time to watch Shiorin while waiting for the samples to run.

>>55887557
well I'm dumb as shit so that's out of the question

Can someone explain to me the Nyakuza?

>>55883582
https://litter.catbox.moe/yodhsy.png

>>55883655
Literally cannot get her out of my head

>>55887812
Make a tulpa, then she won't be stuck in your head anymore.

>>55887739
Yeah, mine

>>55887726
Her irl father is a criminal

>>55887726
She is related to HK triads

>saplites

>>55887979
MY PLANT MOMMY AND GOTH MOMMY ARE BOTH GONE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>55887979
Novelites are pretty much goth saplings. They are both round, limbless, fat fucks.

>>55888088
Both mommies are fucking in secret without (you). They don't want you to know.

>>55887840
I think a Tulpa just means she gets stuck in my head permanently. Not a bad idea

>>55888171
It's not actually her, it's you manifesting a psychic entity to fulfill this particular wish/role/persona

Be careful

>>55888171
I still have a tulpa from 10 years ago, don't do it. I have tried to rid of it, and all that remains is an unrecognizable glob of what it once was that talks gibberish to me.

>>55888273
What was it originally?

>>55888273
This fucking nigger summoned a tulpa and then abandoned it, truly subhuman behaviour. I hope your tulpa turns vengeful.

>working my way through the EDF vod from last night
>they're done playing at about 2 hours in
>vod still has an hour left

>>55888389
It becomes godlike anon, enjoy

>>55883582
I'm not gonna make it bros

>>55888389
Enjoy shigger, the best part is yet to come

>>55888427
Hot

The best part of waking up
is shiomilk in your cup!
I'm exhausted and sleep deprived I can't stop thinking in stupid jingles like this please send help.

Is a tulpa just imagining your way to a mental illness or am i misunderstanding?

>>55888591
Depends whether you believe in spirits and psychic manifestations. Either its a psychic manifestation or a concept/entity that you've summoned into existence and has semi-independence and conscience thought, or it's just a mental illness

>>55888662
Sounds like it would be mental illness either way.

>>55888591
If you are a genuine soul with a powerful psychic presence then it's like summoning a lesser spiritual being to fulfil your desires. For everyone else it's just mental illness.

>>55888877
How do you know whether your Tulpa is genuine and not just a mental illness? I want to try creating one of Shiori

>>55888924
Can you creature detailed pictures and/or complex stories in your mind and retain them? If yes, you can summon a real tulpa. If not, then steer clear my automated simulation NPC.

>>55888924
Please don't listen to an anon telling you about "genuine souls" and having a "powerful psychic presence"
Tulpas are all mental illness without exception.

>>55889069
I'm actually sorry that the universe spat you out with an automated robot soul anon...

why is she so cute

Anyone tried making Shiori in Balder gate 3?

>>55884980

Hey anon, did your GF get both diagnosis at once? I got my ASD diagnosis but I'm being asked to go back and also refer myself for ADHD as well and this has been a suspected thing since childhood. Is it as long a process? Love to the fellow AUDHD gfs out there. I find Shiori really comforting for this reason.

>>55888924
Do not fucking create a tulpa of a chuuba if you visit vt often. I crated an IRyS tulpa that warped into a Cheebs tulpa due to me being on /HiRyS/ all the time and it won't fucking stop making this shrill noise at 3 fucking am every night plus I see it running from the corner of my eye at unexpected times and it sends chills down my spine

>>55889449
Ah, you fucked up anon, might have to commit tulpacide. You hate to see this happen because of amateur schizos.

>>55889449
Give it some pizza.

>>55889542
>>55888273
doesn't seem to work that well

let's go!!
https://twitter.com/Fu_MiHi_Ko/status/1690332310711750656?s=20

>>55889741
Why...

What's up Novelights?

>>55889969
Shiori isn't streaming, I'm a Noveldark

>>55889969
Bijou's bijous are actually huge here, so are Fuwawa's fuwawas. More casual Shiorin never.

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>55890144
Mokōko is the flat one, not Fuuwawa.

>>55889741
>pierced
No

>10mins without a post

>>55890628
/orio/ is healing.

>>55890628
Sorry been drinking

>Oreover....

>>55890628
its over

>>55890628
Been thinking about what to do now that today is the day for Shiorin.

>>55890174
Sir, this is a blue board. You can't milk live.

>>55890790
Please correct your grammar novelite. When we are /here/ we say either; oreover or oriover. Take notes so we don't laugh at you next time.

>>55890977
sorry...

>>55891050
IT'S SORREO, NOT SORRY

Can shiorin drive

>>55889449
Just drown it in soda. It'll be too stupid to climb out

>>55891240
Yes (female Asian average)

>>55891240
She mentioned using parking meters, so it safe to assume so

>>55890628
Chill hours... home...

>>55889002
If you're good at making detailed images in your mind isn't that more evidence that your tulpa is just an extension of mental illness? In this hypothetical you'd be talented at hallucinating it

>>55891366
>>55891384
That's too bad. I sort of wanted her to be helpless and car -less like other holomems. Then again, remembering the actual girls in my life who couldn't drive, that particular kind of helplessness is actually hair rippingly frustrating to deal with

>>55890628
Sorry I was working on my tulpa.

>>55891399
Creating/summoning a tulpa has nothing to do with manipulating mental patterns, people who can't visualise mental images can still summon tulpas. Being able to visualise objects and manipulate them in their mindspace is simply a good indication of being an actual human with sentience and agency which is the real requirement for bringing forth a tulpa.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQUhgt7LliI&t=1151
Chances of Shiorin doing this?

>>55891823
Doing what? Shill streams? Handcam?

>>55888322
you can probably guess pretty easily, it's embarrassing

>>55891866
Painting her nails instead of wearing gloves like Laplus.

>>55891946
I don't think it's an instead of kind o thing. It depends on how autistic she and her manager will be about gloves.

>>55886220
I went to a goth event and it was entertaining and no joke half the people there were "neuro-divergent" by their own claim or clearly so from their behaviour, so I'd bet goth chicks have a naturally high sperg population
Even so I don't really like the more hardcore goth style and instead prefer the more casual goth chicks who just like spoopy skellington inspired kinda shit, dark clothes and black makeup, and I don't think I need to become a goth to impress a goth-lite girl
>>55886440
>>55886502
I can't help you with gothic shit whatsoever, but if you still have your mum buy your clothes for you and dunno how to dress well even normally heres my advice. To understand why I'm giving this advice, treat it like levelling up a skill where you've been repeatedly failing the "Get dressed well" skill check and thus gaining no experience because you're attempting a level 50 move with the combo of clothes you have while you're still level 1 and so have no basis to learn from your failures or successes to improve beyond level 1
>Throw all your current clothes in a box and don't touch them for months
>Go to a large store that doesn't have logos or brands on its clothes popular for having "The basics"(uniqlo for this example)
>Go to the plain basic t-shirt section and realize there is a variety of different kinds of t-shirts with different materials, fits, texture despite looking like generic ass shirts ex. supima, U-crew, dry-crew
>Grab black, grey and navy for each shirt of these types in one size and take it to the fitting room, see how they fit you and how even though they are the same "size" they will shape to your body different
>Grab a pair of dark blue jeans and another pair of simple dark coloured pants of your choice ex, Chinos or another kind of jeans
>Wear only these for a few weeks, paying attention in the mirror to the colours, fit and how they go with your socks+shoes and jacket if you need to wear one
>Once you get a good feel of these in your head about the subtle differences such that you start growing preferences for what looks better with what, repeat and buy some slightly different yet still basic variant of clothe type(Polos, henleys, button ups etc) but change one colour to experiment and add them to your wardrobe to mix n match
After about half a year or some shit you'll have it in your head what looks good on you and what's shit, go back through your old clothes box and grab some you know are actually good then donate the rest. Keep experimenting slowly over time adding clothes with different textures, transparencies etc and you'll eventually never be able to look bad
Also remember if you're a fat fuck, you'll look kinda bad no matter what so do your /fit/ reps so clothes fit you better

>>55889440
Late response but fwiw, incase you see this later.
No they were one at a time. ADHD was first. As for if it's a long process it depends where you're from I guess. We're in Au so it's all pretty fast. A friend I know in the US told me it takes super long.

Everyone who cares has already seen the hands who gives a fuck. Just paint the nails black and no one will care about your pale ass neetoid hands shiorin!

>>55892145

I'm glad it didn't take too long over in Australia, in the UK these things take ages especially with the lockdowns but I'm so glad your GF got her diagnosis and that she has someone loving who embraces her in all her glory.

>>55886220

The years go by and I chameleon at work in sweaters a bit but the goth in me is still obvious, but we don't talk about that offline.

Love my wife Shiorin~

>>55892165
I care about her pale hands, and I will make sure they are even paler

>>55891917

>>55892403
You can quit your work on the spot and claim autism benefits. You just have to sperg at the dole office hard enough, ypu are being too passive faggot.

>>55892403
Thanks anon.
There is one anon here in particular that I saw that kind of, influenced (?) me into pouring more of myself into her. Seeing that anons devotion to his partner really resonated with something inside me.

>>55887044
>>55887072
No hope you say?

>Shiorin has a very large extended family.
>She can speak her native language but can't read/write it.
>Into weird spiritual/supernatural shit.
>Parents had to wash clothes by hand.
She's native American confirmed.

>>55892858
RRAT

>>55891630
>visualise objects and manipulate them in their mindspace
Is this only a requirement or are you basically halfway there it you have this?

>>55892858
Shiori is a redman

>The foreskin duo.
What the FUCK Shiorin?

>>55893086
old internet lady, pls understand XD

>hydration time~

>>55892603

I'm really lucky that I love my job a lot and get paid well, but also, I don't need any benefits to assist me in my living so I'd rather those be for people who need them more than me.

>>55892670

That is so warming. I'm sure she really appreciates that and will open up to you even more, and you will have even more lovely times ahead. Godspeed, anon. My bf and me are both autistic but high functioning so we're really lucky to have that connection. I can see a lot of Shiori in myself.

>>55893086
She is telling novelites that she prefers uncut

>>55893650
I thought it was the opposite

To the Genshin/HSR shiggers here, is crossplay possible between PC/Mobile and PlayStation? I kind of want to start Star Rail but I'm wondering if I should just wait for the PS5 release later this year.

>>55893872
She likes to remove the skin herself

If Shiori was your GF and you'd had a fight, how would she make you so soft and weak, you'd forgive her and cuddle her again?

>>55893949
I don't know about star rail but I've played genshin on pc with mobile players in the same world

>>55883749
if someone HAD to be the dog to kick, Shiori so far is doing a fine job of weathering it. I like her and Advent very much.

>>55894463
Shed rape you in your sleep

>>55893949
I believe between pc and console you cannot crossplay.
PC and mobile you can.
Mobile and Console you cannot.

>>55895197

I can't believe someone drew me! Is this meant to be a pre-TG hair change Shiori? It's so cute and sketchy~

imagine cumming all over her pretty face and watching your cum run down her dainty chin and pooling slightly where her collarbones are

>>55895261

>>55884256
>MUH DOMMY MOMMY SUBBY WUBBY UWU
you faggots are insufferable jesus christ

>please praise my wife's beach outfit

im postin

>>55895512
Tits too small/10

>>55894767
Guess I'll just wait to start HSR, then. I'd prefer to play it on my TV instead of at my desk.

>>55892858
>weird spiritual/supernatual shit
I saw someone talk about worshiping something called "huli jing" a few days ago, which made me curious about what he meant.

>shiori gets accepted to hololive early, becomes keeper of nature
>fauna gets accepted to hololive late, becomes the archivist
how would you feel if fauna was in shiori's body and vice versa? personally my dick would explode if i heard soft girly voice coming out of the oreo model.

if she's a bona fide asian, how come she hasn't been pawned off by her dad in an arranged marriage to help their family business?
i nominate myself, btw.

>>55895933
Looks like it's the Chinese version of a kitsune, so a shapeshifting fox spirit.

>>55896160
>Massive extended family
>Gathers every year for a family vacation in summer
>Would be ostracized if she refused to come
She's asian

>>55896231
Do they understand English?

Twitter lewdtag when

>>55897299
#OShiri

>>55897351
Too bad her mama has already (almost) done that design in one of her daughters

I haven’t actually watched any of her Vods or Streams, but last night I had the sweetest, most romantic dream I’ve had and she was the subject of it. I think I need to start watching now, my heart literally started fluttering when I tuned in to the EDF collab and heard her voice.

What do you think of Shiori's interaction with the pre-chat?

>>55897606
Based groomer/10

Can a person that only speaks English still communicate with huli jing?

Shiori has a pleasant voice

>>55886220
In elementary school i thought it was cool but never went further than growing my hair

>>55887979
Half sociopath, half autistic

>>55886220
No, no need to draw attention to myself.

>Ywn get to leave a hickey on Shiori's neck so she has to wear a scarf to hide it from the other advent members
Maaaaaan.

I'll keep her happy...

this but it's me and shiori

SHIOFAGGSSSSSSSSSSS
how are you

Never watched a holotalk before, are they any interesting?

>>55900371
Good.

>>55898184
I remember doing this with my ex when we were in college. Now that I think about it she was kinda gothy before we met. We used to play a game where if i got a call while we were fucking around, she'd blow me while I took the call to try and get me to give up the ghost.

Unfortunately it was a pretty bad relationship in general but we had a lot of fun sometimes

>>55900415
WE WILL DISCOVER IS SHIORIS PANTIES ARE BLACK OR PINK
also kiara cute sometimes

>>55886771
need her

>>55900586
Isn't she nopan

>>55900586
neon pink panties
she wants them to be very noticeable when she bends over to pick up her books

>>55900662
That's Nerissa.

>>55900702
this gen's high rate of nopants and nopan is really something else. especially since nerissa seems like the normie good girl of the gen. it really is like she's begging for someone to start production in her baby factory

>>55888185
I want to play with this shioris boobies

>>55886771
I'm so fucking lonely bros

>>55901786
It's tough buddy, but we'll weather the storm as Novelites somehow

Important
>>>/wsg/5166420

>>55902179

I can feel this thread already dying in the pre-depression of her leave
If you wanna keep it alive with real discussion, perhaps people can organize some kind of extra activity like a /fit/ness or /lit/ marathon, a compilation of heaps of little Shiroin themed projects like baking, sewing, art etc, or a group collaborative creation either just for people here or to present to her on return like a big art piece or some kind of big group written fanfic, or collection of coinciding/related stories within some certain overarching narrative of a fictional universe/timeline that Shiori has some central role in

>>55902536
i can safely tell you this is a trap for becoming weird discord faggots. i was an IRyStocrat. no lost love for IWyS but Shiori just... well, you get it. anyway, IRyS constantly has a bunch of discord cliquers attention whoring. i actually don't think shiori would mind that stuff as much, but i absolutely don't want to see this thread move in that direction because whether she likes it or not i'm really not into that.

imo nothing wrong with the thread dying if she's on vacation. probably healthier honestly like uuu

shiori apologizing to you for being a woman

>>55902536
i agree more with anons suggesting not having a thread at all during her vacation. we can just simply hijack any shiori bait thread, but i siggest stopping the pages from being printed

>>55902179
>everything make think about Shiori!
cute song

>>55902536
>>55902716
>>55902880
we can also make peter griffin edits at each other

sooooooo
Shiori is going to creep gigastacy kiara or they teetee?

>>55902716
as long as there are no namefags / avatarfags / attentionwhores who will get uppity, discordfagging won't happen

>>55902536
Sorry. I'm busy watching my daughter's utawaku.
The thread won't die, don't worry.

>>55902958
i dont know honestly. i hope kiara kind of figures shiori out. i feel like i've heard every other advent girl get talked about at length except shiori, so i really worry she'll get isolated and have a hard time making friends

>>55902716
I was thinking it's probably healthier to let it die too, but at the same time some people seem to have become terminally Gosling in the afterglow of a fresh debut so I dunno if it's actually possible to let it go down, and people wallowing in their misery is also a cause for letting the thread become much more shit in the long run too. If people can't let it die, keeping up some kind of positive atmosphere with anon based content would help stave that off, though I am strictly no discord and think that shit should absolutely fuck off and anyone who tries making a thread discord should get banned

>>55902536
I hope discord trannys do a good job with that
but I prefer to take some distance from my oshi
The distance make the heart grow fonder

>>55903036
Shiori talks about Shiori at length

>>55903049
anons who are gosling hard should just write fanfiction or read the thread's bookclub books. anons can post their stuff and ask for writing advice. it'd normally be a bit off topic and indecorous, but since she's gone for a while maybe it's a good chance for people to get their first hand at writing. there seem to be quite a few good writers in these threads, and i don't think anyone's gonna be mean about reading amateurish stuff.

I propose we fast on days that Shiori is not streaming

>>55886220
I was young like 20 years ago, being a nuisance late into the night blasting black parade from my 1972 dodge dart and carrying scene girls around.
I know scene and emo are not goth, but close enough. There were a couple of goth kids in my circle of friends back then, specifically this one big tiddy goth girl I kept pushing off all the time because I was more interested in getting drunk and doing stupid shit.

I kind of think we should keep the thread going, but that's mostly just to avoid an /uuu/ situation where some faggot tries to police when a thread can and can't exist.

>>55903253
man why are there so many former retards in this thread who were just on an adamant quest not to get pussy

A chill slow thread isn't bad either

Have you done your daily reps yet Novelite?

>>55902179
Ok, now im Gosling again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRC2XC5MVVU

>>55902958
>>55903036
Shiori and Kiara co-exist in the same space, yet on completely different dimensions of reality cognitively
I think they'll be the biggest personality clash in all of Hololive, they won't be able to understand the background behind each others intentions with words which means they will respond in ways that confuse the intial speaker back and forth, causing constant awkward confusion as they each naturally compete to dominate the position they both exist in

>>55903391
reps of boulder pushing or reading camus?

>>55903433
Bot

>>55903391
I've only done the absolute bare minimum of showing up to my reps. Again.

>>55903360
I've no fucking idea, now I'm in my 40s and realized myself too that it is way too late to get kids anymore, I will die alone. Thankfully at one point I stopped being completely retarded and got laid, so I won't die a virgin at least

>>55903432
i dont know. for all of kiara's menhera she's never been adversarial. i guess maybe we've never seen how she responds to shiori-type can't read the room autism, but kiara does genuinely seem high eq, so i really think she'll be able to handle her. holotalk is also well suited for people who know how to be extravagant, and kiara would probably appreciate that she makes a good episode

>>55903432
Kiara understand what being a "failed" idol, maybe she can get feel Shioris dream too

>>55903433
Both* I mean

>The Shiori Novella will just have 30 pages that are completely blank

>>55900662
And spats

>>55903685
It's postmodern. You wouldn't get it.

>>55903639
i mean, it's really not too late. you'll get frowns from society, but big age gaps for men really aren't a big deal as long as she's at least like 25. that said, there really are some huge advantages to not having kids. i have no idea what you do or want out of life, but ambition basically stops with children, not to mention ability to travel freely and so forth. i'm someone who always just imagined himself having kids, and i actually rather like them. but seeing my college friends have kids, and babysitting my nephews frequently, i realize i'm not actually sure if i want kids.

>>55903391
Going to get on it after I run an errand today.

>>55903627
You got 'em done Anon and that's what matters. That's more than others can say; proud of you buddy

what to do when you have no dreams or ambitions

If we're gonna keep threads alive why not do an interlude chapter.
Then start chapter 3 when she's back?
I know we discussed chapter 3 starting in Sept but I think having an interlude or filler chapter is ok too.
t. hates fillers but understands their necessity

>>55903910
just find some idk. i've never understood people without them and i don't mean that in a mean way.

>>55903360
Personally speaking, I'm autistic as shit. Most of the time anyone has ever expressed interest in me it's been a fleeting moment where I was focused on something else and didn't realize it until months or years later.

>>55903685
The forgotten pages...

>>55903968
Well I guess the issue is that I HAD dreams and/or ambitions but it turned out they were pretty much a huge scam so I'm pretty just basically existing.

>>55903968
/where in the world is Shiori Novella?/

>>55903944
the once a month thing throws me off so much.

I was wondering why not once a week, 52 chapters is more than reasonable for a book. and next year we just start book 2

>>55903391
Just woke up and Mumei is streaming so I haven't done anything. Will probably go for a jog on the treadmill when Holotalk starts so I can use it to distract myself from how much I hate treadmill running.
Beyond that gotta get back to my studying/reading reps since I felt like shit yesterday and didn't do much besides lift.

>>55904084
Scam as in they didn't make your life better or as in you were wishing for something that you later learned was awful like say joining the military

>>55903944
The filler arc can just be part of chapter 2. There will still be ten days in August after she gets back, so starting chapter 3 then and then moving to chapter 4 at the start of September would fuck things up.

>>55903910
I have some but they're not particularly reachable + I've always felt that even if I did reach them I'd still feel lonely and I'm not compatible with having a life partner

>>55904084
You need dreams and ambitions that can become money "easily" make the hobby pay itself

>>55903685
I will be on those 30 pages continually ritual posting on my non-stop quest to have lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with her and posting my shitty stories when I come up with them, just so my archivist wife has something to read when she inevitably chronicles the by-gone pages after her vacation with me

>>55903685
KINO
Bravo Shiori~n

>>55903910
As someone who is/was in the same boat for the last 10 years. You take it day by day.
You need to do something productive no matter how small and build up on it. it will help you feel less like a piece of shit. and as your mood goes up gradually you will find something.

>>55903685
page 30

>>55903968
NTA, but most of mine were related to my career which I eventually realized I hated. Now I have nothing I care that much about and just piss about my day doing random activities as I wait for the consequences of my failures to fuck my life up even worse because my efforts to try bettering myself have failed to produce any observable results.

>>55904187
The latter. Let's just say I wish I could tell my past self not to get into any sort of politics whatsoever.

>>55903685
It's... AVANT-GARDE!

>>55903791
Honestly same, I'm too used to living like I'm still 20 and I don't think I have it in me to look after kids. Also no more vtubers if I get a wife and/or kids

>>55904503
>>55904521
Hm. Honestly in the absence of any other ambition I feel like the smartest thing to do is just figure out how to make a lot of money. Maximizing future freedom so you can make a decision then is the winning strategy.

>>55904521
You are living in America, if you cant make it, come on!

>>55902536
I'm up for anything, if people wanna add 2 more books to the bookclub, organize some aggie drawing, make some fanfics or play in the /vt/ minecraft server. But if thread really get slow and with visitors from catalog, probably the most healthy thing would be no keeping up the thread, a break helps sometimes too.

>>55904704
That's what I did, then I lost my job and realized I was a fat fuck with a lot of $ (relative to my age) and no transferable skills that hated every minute of my life. I have no clue what I care about, but the one conclusion I've come to is that $ ain't it.

>>55904855
Aggies like ... Texas...a&m? Drawings of Jimbo Fischer?

>>55904960
Why not try your hand at creative fields? Writing or gamedev perhaps. Obviously don't literally choose your ambitions based on shiori but in the absence of any other direction, it's not a bad place to start.

>>55904963
I mean the website kek, is a drawing site where everyone can draw and make a collage anonymously

Not any of these anons, but I would love to be in creative fields, making games and comics, but my problem is that I'm a joyless cunt who hates everything and has no love for the world. How could I write a good story that way when all sorts of people irritate me, all the characters would have to be insufferable, or I could only make generic slop like isekai LNs.

>>55903391
No yet, I'm gonna roll for how many squats/pushups I'm gonna do today

>>55905364
anon, it is possible to make comics without having a good morale nor good characters. lately i've been reading american comics (not DC nor Marvel) and they can be quite. formerly just Vertigo, DC Vertido is for those comics who wouldnt fit their heroic universes and storylines
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Preacher

>>55905364
Take inspiration from authors who also hate everything else in their surroundings. Bukowski comes to mind for example.

>>55905364
honestly? most good creators are bucket crabs. if you ever want to be great you have to learn to restrain it, and being a bucket crab alone isn't sufficient for being good, but it's not an awful place to start. there's a few reasons for this.

one is that one of the most important things an artist needs is to be discerning at all. this doesn't even mean having some specific set of tastes. you literally just need to be able to react to things beyond brainless acceptance of whatever you're consuming. for better or for worse, having strong negative emotional reactions means you have a very basic form of radar that you might be surprised to hear lots of people lack.

second, having strong emotions at all makes it easier to make art, and in general strong negative emotions are much easier to write from. i mean honestly, just look at hboshit for two seconds, and you'll realize that being a joyless cunt does more than enough to ensure you have a career. i'm not saying i like that stuff. i'm not even saying you should pursue that stuff if you don't like the process of engaging with your negative side, or don't like what you're making. all i'm saying is that antipathy and its kin are powerful artistic emotions.

anyway, if you really do want to make something you find fulfilling or positive or whatever, then it's still worth pursuing art because it is a genuine discovery process. i understand new agey creative writing class workshop faggotry can make this seem extremely unappealing... but creating something is a journey. if you don't like who you are now, then art is one of many possible ways to try and change that. you don't finish a book as the same person who started it

>>55905733
Honestly, this is really encouraging... thanks Anon.

>>55906038
no problem man. i genuinely believe in the power of art and creation, and in people's ability to find meaning through it or at least make something great. i think a lot of the people who are attracted to shiori probably feel the same deep down

>>55905018
Noone has ever really given a shit about me or anything I have to say. I doubt anyone would want to read anything I write, I can't into drawing to save my life, and I despise programming.

>>55906317
Write/Draw for yourself and don't mind the opinion of other. although putting yourself out there will open you for criticism that you will be able to use, some harsh some helpful.
You have learn to walk before you learn to run, and you will fail before you succeed

>>55903014
Ogaposter can stay.

>>55906317
i'm not gonna pretend that you'll definitely be able to make something that resonates with people. but i'll point out that there's definitely some unsubtle logical fallacies you're making here. that's not what's important though.

what's important is that you really never know what people will care about, and that beethoven could've spent all day humming around people without them having any idea of his talent. not to mention writing doesn't need to be pigeonholed into needing to make high falutin' themes and theses. i honestly believe that if you just want to write the kind of stuff you like to read, if you do read, then that's a wonderful way to go about it. the best kinds of chefs make food they like to eat, right?

i read a lot of stuff. lots of literature normally considered pretentious, obscure literary genre fiction, lots of nonfiction all over the place. but i also like reading awful machine translations of web novels that are sometimes considered quite trashy by traditional standards. when you cut out seemliness from the equation, you get a lot of mental clarity on what kind of art matters to you and if you are actually interested in making it.

this is a little bit of a weird tangent, but somehow i'm reminded of wayyyy long ago when i was following instant bullet which akasaka made. first off, to this day i still fucking love ib and want to see it properly rebooted. but there's no doubt people would consider it trashy supernatural death game shit. it was a manga that got axed pretty fast. but within the last decade, aka's gone from a nobody author to the creative force behind two of the most highly acclaimed anime ever. you really really never know with this stuff

>>55906143
Art absolutely cleanses the soil

>>55906759
Ougaman is the natural counterpart to doomposting goslings.

>>55903036
I saw some anons worrying that she might've meant this by the collab choices statement, with the potential implication being that she won't want to collab with anyone she doesn't particularly have a good idea about.

>>55903784
sorry it's the first thought that comes to my mind when post modernism is mentioned

>>55907057
I'M NOVELLAING OUT

>>55907112
>not shiiking out

>>55907057
Rissa, what the HELL is going on

>>55907057
how much you were waiting for the right time to post this?

To anyone that reads it that doesn't feel so good, the very fact that you have survived to this point, is in itself a huge accomplishment. Hang tight, the future is bright.

If you ever forget this, just look into Shiori's eyes to be reminded.

If you really think about it Shiori and Alex yiik have many things in common
>>55907155
I made it in like half an hour

>>55907234
you draw nice

This is the first time I thread has still been up when I wake up.

Good morning.
Most likely less than 12 hours until she's gone...

>>55907173

>>55907057
SHIIK: A Postmodern Vtuber.

>>55907057
kek

Reminder for all novelites

>>55906317
The first book you write is for yourself. It's always an extended self-therapy session since new authors don't yet know how to filter themselves. Sometimes they end up producing something interesting, but that's more of an exception. Do you consider yourself special?
Honestly, writing is not a very high IQ or even high effort occupation on average. If you are a seasoned STEMcel and watched 10,000 hours of subbed anime, you already possess most of the things required to say something people would care about.

>>55903391
I just woke up, but I plan on getting some popping biceps for Shiori to gawk at later

>>55907517
I think you missed the memo, we're twinkmaxxing lmao

New page

>>55908019

was shiori streaming tonight or what