/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55881195
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>55881195
Thanks for the bread.
>>55881221
AAAAMEN!

>wakes up for announcement by habit
>goes back to bed
back to my oddly homerotic tempura dreams

>>55881239
You're welcome.
>>55881221
Amen.

>>55881221
Amen.

>>55881289
Y-you dream of me, anon??

Don't open.

>>55882185
AAAAIIIIEEEE

is it truly over for Nowa and Magni?

>>55881195
what the hell is this picrel, thanks for the late night bread

announcement tomorrow

>>55882329
Hakka-themed eye drops!

>>55882361
which one is pregnant which one is the father

>>55882313

>>55882329
It's based off something Hakka tweeted.
https://twitter.com/Rhubarb_314/status/1688720688729686016

>>55882391
>>55882456
that boy just ain't right

nowa doko

>magnoir still playing together during all of this
Magnoir sisters can’t stop losing yo

Despite having varied musical tastes outside of the culture, the boys (and HoloPro talents in general, for that matter) mostly cover songs that are very idol-y, or are currently making waves in JP and otaku culture. Are they given guidance on what songs they should cover, or is it a perms thing, or what? I know they pay for some or all of the production and MVs out of pocket, so it can't be too mandated, but that makes it even weirder that they don't at least try to go for more popular songs, especially if there's a need to recoup costs.
>>55883459
Big if true.

>>55882789
chained up in my shed

JWU. Where month in review?

>>55883565
Everything they're allowed to cover is on this website... JASRAC something. There's a giant list of things there of what they can touch, I think... I never cared about all that. They can cover stuff outside of that, but the impression I've gotten over the years is that holo main office workers couldn't be fucked to do anything for ENs that involves getting individual perms etc. On the other hand, manager and their streamer can by themselves try and get perms> from what I rememeber when watching holos in 20/21, I think Kiara/Mori have asked for stuff themselves. I dunno, it's convoluted and I've never really cared and there's tons of discrepancies between what the holos say about perms, maybe someone else can answer that.

>>55884165
I'm beginning to wonder if Nowa was freed by management almost immediately, but every single post about having him chained up somewhere has been individually, separately true, and he's just had a revolving door of captors for the last 3+ weeks.

>>55883565
idk about the others but Hakka has said in one of his zatsu before that he's inspired by the utaite miyashita yuu who's known for covering vocaloid songs from obscure voca-P, that's why most of his vocaloid covers are songs that are not well known. Also yeah, perms do play an important part in doing a cover, unless they want to pay a hefty sum for license it's safer just to cover songs that they already have the perms for (it can't be monetizee tho)

>>55883459
Post the REAL version.

>>55884369
>(it can't be monetizee tho)
Wait, NONE of the covers are monetized even if they have perms for it?

>>55884370
Bigger if true.

>>55884206
Bettel's currently removing parts that are not suitable for younger audiences

>>55884439
didn’t know this, that explains why they’re never on spotify

>>55884558
Does that include himself?

>>55884571
kek

>>55884439
No, that's why most of the time talents will do some kinda after party stream after they premiered the cover, the SCs from the stream are where they get their money back

>>55881221
Amen.

>>55884165
Leader let him go...

>>55884439
That's not entirely true. I could have sworn some songs holos can cover have monetization rights, like Internet Yamero and Salamander, but that just based off of half remembered talks from the girls.
It just seems to be Cover policy to only post original music on Spotify.

>no announcement tweet
back to sleep it is

Magmites i'm sorry...

>>55884688
>It just seems to be Cover policy to only post original music on Spotify.
Interesting, I wonder why. I should look into the legal particulars of publishing on Spotify in each country, or how much money is actually made from it, which might gives some clues. I've somehow never even listened to music on it, even though I'm a musician.

where is he

>>55885035
Sorry for what? What did you do?

are you guys gay?

I miss them so much,,

>>55885210
about 50% of this general is

>>55885210
Nope. A lot of people thought was gay/would turn out gay when I was younger, but I was just very weird and very sexually repressed. Still am, tbdesu.

Ahh The sex pest general

>>55885432
Yeah, there are women here who want to force feed me. Send help.

>>55885424
>>55885432
The juxtaposition of these two posts is great.

>>55885424
I don't like this weird culture of thinking any guy that's not perennially horny for tits and ass or doesn't revolve their life around getting pussy is gay or something. I've dealt with it all my adolescence even though I am attracted to women. Okay technically I'm bi but you get the point.

>>55885507
never should have come here vesoji

>>55885432
you have a general?

>>55885685
I am a veshounen...

>>55885759
never should have come here veshounen

begone thread celeb wannabe

>>55885210
yeah

Damn,ok i guess you guys are mean i was just trying to start a healthy discussion

>>55885672
It's just a perspective thing, I think. Guys who are like that can't directly understand what it's like to be like us, any more than we can directly understand what it's like to be like them. So the most readily available explanation for our behavior from their perspective is that we're gay. Despite the repression, I actually do have an extremely high sex drive. I just don't consider sex to be terribly important, so my life doesn't revolve around it. But if I didn't have as much of a sense of purpose keeping me focused on other things, it probably would.

vesojis, veshounens...could there be veshotas...?

>>55886240

lol how you girls doing in here?

>>55886425
The girls aren't here. Otherwise they'd blast this place with fujoposts. If you're looking to hook up. Kiss a man.

>>55886240
>You have to be 18 to post here

>>55886501
my existence here disproves your hypothesis

>>55886342
This is still my favorite Vestie design, by far. It captures the soft boy hiding in the center of my otherwise jaded vesoji heart.

>>55886240
Not here, but wasn't there someone in Vesper's chat who said that their kid watches him?

>>55886342
>the one with the ugly ass nose edit is the one getting reposted every time

>>55886869
Post the other one then.

>>55885759
>veshounen
Run away from this general if you don't want to be raped!

/MANS/ anons are all whores

Bettel Month in Review VOD
https://gofile.io/d/wBBlC4

>>55886831
Yeah it was when Vesper posted "Color me Vesper". There was fanart of him and his kid drawing together. It was actually cute.

>>55887007

>>55886967
that's what i'm hoping

>>55886240
they are lurking this thread right now

>>55886831
>>55887128
In the near future, the "classic" media that parents show their kids will start to include clips of vtubers and their music

>>55887007
Thank you anon.

Every now and again throughout the day I remember this guy's smile and I get a little burst of happiness. Thank you Axel!!!

Vesper, I'll suck your dick if you return.

>>55886882
NTA but

Vesper, I'll suck your dick anytime, please just hit me up.

>>55881346
kek what is this gif

im not even waking up at 4am est anymore and im getting a full nights sleep

>>55884229
can someone give the full name of the website

nowa baby

https://youtu.be/Z7plaS3sLgI?si=-4Uirxoo22ZMN8KJ
Hakka sex

>>55889074
hakka sex indeed

>>55889102
Fuck you. To everybody else, don't open this. I mean it.

>>55889102
I'M GOING TO MAG.

>>55889074
why he is doing doggy pose. had towa done that too?

announcement in 2 hours

announcement in 2 years

machina x flayon gangrape stream in 2 minutes

amen

>>55889408
put the room up faggot
>captcha: GAYAY

>>55888329
Beautiful. Thank you, Anon.

>>55888434
He got it right though.
https://www.jasrac.or.jp/ejhp/

>>55888152
>>55888350
>if
You were planning on doing that anyway.

>>55889286
The og ver didn't have an MV
>why he is doing doggy pose
Because he's a whore (affectionate)

So sisters claim Magni was attending Cover meetings or something? Doesn't have to mean he's not leaving btw they would have meetings to negotiate details of his holostar departure anyway but i wonder where it's coming from, obviously not-magni couldn't say something like that directly...

>>55889943
How is this even news
Obviously they'd still be talking to Cover staff. Do people really think they've spent all this time just not talking to anyone?

>>55889943
stop crossposting retard we have our own rrats

>>55889943
You retard, how else would they contact him for any discussion

>>55889943
faggot

>>55889988
Yes, "people" think this

>>55889943
>Omonah would not restock if they were graduating
>Yagoo is a good man
LMFAO

>>55888377
Looks like a GOTY contender to me.
>>55889943
>Explicitly crossposting from doxsites
Fucking hell. Go back. Also,
>Omonah would not restock if they were graduating.
Omonah doesn't necessarily know, and even if they did, a limited restock still makes sense in the context of a graduation, but not an unceremonious termination.

>>55889988
>people

man I hope Magni comes back soon

>>55889943
>Yagoo is a good man
No matter how idealistic he is, Yagoo is still a businessman who will be repeatedly forced to make hard decisions that ultimately protect the interests of his company and the majority of the people within it. Those decisions will sometimes mean terminating talents, as we've seen before.

>>55887007

Can't download this, browsershave trouble finding the site. I think it has to do with the file having spaces in it's name and gofile having trouble resolving that?NSKG04

>>55890303
Samefagging after embarrassing yourself is embarrassing

look. the nijibug is trying real hard

GRADUATE NOIR VESPER

IMPREGNATE NOIR VESPER

FONDLE NOIR VESPER KINDLY

vesper had too much unprotected sex with truckers at motel 6 and now he's on maternity leave

>>55890538
uooohh =p= what a whore

>>55890338
I'm not, but I'll keep that in mind. Do you think I'm criticizing Yagoo's character, or what? He does seem to be a genuinely good guy, but even if was a saint, sometimes in business there are no good decisions, only less destructive ones. It will depend on what the actual issue is, which we still don't know yet.

>>55885094
idk all the legal stuff because it's too complicated, especially with international stuff mixed in, but my understanding is that there are different kinds of licenses for different categories of music usage (e.g. playing over the radio, performing live, publishing it like a CD). I would bet it's not a company policy to just not do that out of some sort of artistic choice and is all about the rights ($$$)

>>55890636
probably should have replied to >>55884688 for the
>It just seems to be Cover policy to only post original music on Spotify
but close enough i guess

>month in review vod got bonked
it's joever
I'm never gonna recover from this...
just fucking kill me, /mans/

>>55890727
you'll live

>>55890791
no
I won't

>>55890538
how did we get to "trucker cock slopping feeder" anyways
irc hes meantioned wanting to cook for the boys, eats far too much fast food on stream, and his hitchhiker stories with ojisans right?

>>55890936
cute

>>55890903

>>55890942
bingo!

>>55890942
within like a week or two of debut he fondly referenced weight gain episodes from both chihayafuru and the simpsons which made my ears perk up as a fellow colleague

>Vesper and Magni return
>you hear a baby crying in the background of their streams

>>55891236
That baby? Me.

>>55891236
this sounds like something they would actually do

>>55891219
when he brought up king sized homer I knew he was an architect. you see stuff about it constantly in /co/ fat threads. His enthusiasm to cook food and feed his genmates just pushes the theory even further, think thats why he got overly invested when talking about food with Bettel.

How would you feel when they return and 'confirm' all the funny, retarded impossible rrats as a bit

>>55891324
That’d be funny as hell

>>55891324
That would be pretty based but I will still be wondering what actually happened for the rest of time. Well, if things go back to normal, I won't be thinking about it often, but any time I do, I'll still wonder.

>>55891324
To be honest, I'd find a "'Why we were gone' theories review stream" an entertaining one.

>Vesper comes back
>immediately plays BG3
>never mentions the disappearance
>never mentions Magni again

>>55891446
>Disappears again immediately after ending stream

>>55891464

>Vesper invited Magni to an off-collab
>Vesper decided to go for a bike ride before magni arrives
>Mangi does a 100 in a school zone commuting to vespers place
>Vesper is riding his bike in a school zone to look at unsuspecting children
>Mangi accidentally hits vesper, killing him instantly
>Mangi gets suspended for killing a fellow holostar member
>Vesper is just fucking dead
>Yagoo is trying to bring back vesper using AI technology

here's an upload of the month in review vod for people who are impatient like me https://mega.nz/file/Ak11wYTT#T1hrzfTuNphEh8L05_GyXS9kJRxpcKaD6IH9wozaQBQ

What if Vesper 1.0 came back but with a bunch of bandages on his model, clearly shaken to his core but unwilling to discuss what happened
He's super jumpy and constantly checking his perimeter and validating his opsec and gets very nervous whenever a superchat mentions the 2.0 model

>>55891446
>plays GB3
if only...unfortunately he's pulling a Kronii

>>55891573
thanks sis

>>55891581
vesper i know your here please do this

happy saturday /mans/

>>55891573
>>55887007
bless you beautiful people

>>55891629
>unfortunately he's pulling a Kronii
the fuck does that mean

>>55891573
thanks

>>55891894
Catalogtourists just want to force Kronii Vesper shit no matter how little sense it makes

How long does it take for Magni to conceive the buttbaby anyway? Is he still not ready to give birth after a month?

>>55891249
When did I write this?

>>55891981
You don't want to risk tearing the buttbirthing canal by forcing the baby out
He could always get a b-section, but that would result in a horrifying scar and Magni is too vain for that

only a little over a week left...

>>55891962
oh I thought the other anon meant something else. I'm fine with mixed collabs, they're cute together.

>>55891219
>weight gain episodes from both chihayafuru
huh

>>55891981
rumours are that he was drinking yesterday so i fear that he's had an abortion anon.

why is Magni the one carrying the baby

>>55892209
you know why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psj3nngWhnU

>>55892209
they both are we just really don't like talking about Vesper itt

>>55892255
They each carried one half of the baby and now doctors are trying to figure out how to put them back together

>>55892285
new lore just dropped

>>55892170
i've never watched the show so i have no context for it, but i looked it up and it's episode 24

>>55892045
I don't know why but of all the buttbaby related things, this particular sentence made me remember a chapter in this old horror anthology I used to read with this like, almost exact premise Collapse of the World as We Know It I forget what chapter exactly, but thanks. I haven't read this in years.

>gained 10 pounds in the past week
the stress is getting to me...

>>55892420
nice

>>55892227

October 12, 2023

>>55892420
BELLY POST BELLLYYYYYYYYYY ToT

>>55892420
>stress
also the bad diet

>>55892436
where's the hair on the ones behind her. lying whore

>>55892492
take it up with the artist next time she's on. honestly i'm not as into the hairy part so it so the hypocrisy doesn't bother me as much

>>55892491
I snack when I'm stressed and I've been eating jars of peanut butter to make myself feel better

>>55892475
the preview of that pic looks like vespers dog fursona with its mouth open

>>55892543
P-peanut butter anon...?

>>55892543
FEEDERS AND PEANUTBUTTER ANON WON

>>55892543
anon... your pants are looking awfully tight

>>55892543
nigga that is a lot of peanut butter

>>55892589
>>55892620
>>55892623
>>55892657
it's my comfort food, okay? it's not that weird

>>55892674
liking peanut butter and eating it for comfort isn't weird in itself, but if you've gained ten pounds in a week, THEN something's weird

>>55892674
you gained 10 fucking pounds nigga

Anons, please post tummy. I miss Vesper.

>>55892752
anon i know its dead hours but /soc/ posting is a little...

>>55892420
Real reason why Vesper disappeared. He wants all of his Vesties to gain weight from stress eating. Make them all fat fucks.

what if hakka is doing ball waxing stream tomorrow.

>>55892782
the ultimate power move... i gained 10 pounds the past two months

faggots, stop enabling the fattie

fattie, get a gym membership

are you guys excited for the new gavis bettel tierlist stream?

>>55892717
>>55892729
I'll go to the gym when they come back, it's not that hard to lose the weight. It's fine, I'll be fine when they're back.

>>55892820
it's animals he think he could beat in a fight, right? that's going to be a fun one

>>55892810
buff vesoji...

>>55892820
no

>>55892820
he's doing another one? please Bettel play games you actually have an interest in

>>55892820
>tierlist
tierlists are shit anti-content

>>55892836
ye he said that would be it!

>>55892823
youre a woman arent you only fat women make copes like this

>>55892869
I'm a 31 year old man

>>55892449
That's my birthday :D !

Finally

>>55892916
>spoiler
do you have any idea what you have just done?

Vesper fattening up Bettel!! ^p^

>>55892861
>perms
>probably against Cover's policies
>lazy manager

>>55892991
he knows
all of the men here know very well at this point they want to be molested

>>55892916
if belly is hairy, post hairy belly

>>55893043
>>55893074
Kek

>>55892973
Altare is jewish...

I know Shinri mentioned putting in a Baldur's Gate 3 perms request yesterday, but would you actually enjoy an MP stream of it? The game is ridiculously long and because of the nature of CRPGs you can genuinely play for hours and barely progress, plus the dialogue density means you can't talk much - is it actually a good collab stream game? Or would you prefer solo streams of it?

>>55893247
They are having a discord sex session...

>>55893247
its so over

>>55893232
he was trying to warn us all along

>>55893232
Yeah he's a demon lord, He needs to sacrifice the child for adrenochrome to prolong his life

hehehehehe

>>55892991
>>55893074
i need to leave this place for good

>>55893317
im on my period vesper!! open wide!!

>>55893283
Jokes aside is discord sex a real thing? Like something LD couples regularly do?

>>55893361
>>55893348

>>55893365
it wasn't discord, but i did have regular phone sex with a long distance boyfriend some years ago

>>55893365
Phone sex has been a thing in the 90s. If phone sex is real, why shouldn't discord sex be?

>>55892543
>10 pounds of fat is 4.536kg
>on average 0.648kg or 648g of weight gain per day
>1g of fat has about 9 calories
>assuming the weight gain is purely from peanut butter, 5832 calories worth of peanut butter is consumed per day
>there's about 6 calories per gram of peanut butter
972 grams or just over 2 pounds of peanut butter were eaten per day, on top of a day's worth of diet
anon...

i think the men should post their bellies because it would be really fucking funny to see a flood of disgusted and aroused (You)s like when the asses and tits were posted

KEK
I get it. They are playing this game because they are penguins. And penguins live in the snow. And snow is ice. And ice is blue. And Kobo and Altare is blue. Clever

>>55893528
kek

>>55893361
=q=

>>55893478
>funny
haha

>>55893317
come back you whore

>>55892674
It's a slippery slope from "comfort food" to peanutbutteranon...

>>55893317
don't come back you whore

>>55893455
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

>>55893528
wtf kek

>>55893602
ngl i had fun writing that but i did not expect people to still remember about it let alone saving it kek

man itd be super gross if 4milks drew art of Vesper feeding one of the boys and playing with their big soft jiggly bellies itd be sooo gross and shocking haha

>>55893455
bruh isn't that an entire jumbo jar of peanut butter
i hope that wasn't entirely in peanut butter
also does that take into account calories burned from activity

>>55893803
>fatties
>moving
good one

>>55893774
Peanut butter anon! Peanut butter anon! i have to know, is the end game of that peanut butter snuff, or do you provide aftercare for him?

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/gTRIgAEJrYU
https://youtu.be/gTRIgAEJrYU
https://youtu.be/gTRIgAEJrYU

>>55893780
vesper please stream

KOBALT ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/gTRIgAEJrYU
https://youtu.be/gTRIgAEJrYU
https://youtu.be/gTRIgAEJrYU

>>55893841
peanut butter is aftercare

It's over

>>55893880
>>55893888
One of this is lying

>>55893907
a-ah I...see...mhmm...

>>55893880
>>55893888
hold hands

so what is this game

These brats...

Is there any cute art of Altare, Mori, and Kobo as a family?

What's the most racist thing the boys ever said on stream?

kobo reminds me too much of my actual baby sister

>>55894121
co-op platformer

>>55894184
chihuahua

>>55894121
Bread and Fred, it's kind of like a CO op jump king with penguins.

I miss him, and all his feet

why do these coop games have such weird names

>>55894184
Forgot the context but Hakka once called Bettel a "privileged white man"

>>55894246
I'll be honest, I don't understand the meaning of this one at all.

>>55894246
All the good names were taken back in the 90's, and now everyone is drowned in hipster irony dipped in non-sequitor, and fried in shit

>>55894246
Name one game without a weird name

>>55894270
how is that racist?

>>55894310
dragon quest

>>55894310
gta

>>55894314
go back

>>55893455
This anon gets it. The dosage makes the poison. Last week I lost about 6 lbs despite eating nothing but walnuts, raisins, and heavy whipping cream.
>>55893803
>also does that take into account calories burned from activity
There's no activity. He said he's not working out. Unless he's very tall, short, or fat, his body is burning around 2000 calories per day to exist. The calculations anon posted are for only the weight gain, which is why he said "on top of a day's worth of diet." He's eating 2 lbs of peanut butter PLUS another 2000-ish calories.

>>55894310
Ghost of Tsushima

>>55894169

>>55894376
Thankies!

This is gonna take a while

>>55894406
The only quick run I've seen of this game was a 10 minute speedrun.

>>55894270
That's not racist, that's just a factual statement.

>>55894376
There's also a cute one where they are in a bucket but I don't have it saved

I love when the penguin sit

I just woke up, what happened to the one month in review stream?

>>55894359
>calories per day to exist
yeah i meant that
thanks for the info. i'm bad at math as is, let alone bio + math

>>55894488
I've got them in a basket

>>55894494
looks like a blob

>>55894506
Flayon. And Hakka. Scroll up for archives.

>>55894530
And there's even a bonus chikmin!

>>55894506
Party poppers shooting dust

>>55894530
cute and based

theyre not gonna make it.

>>55894310
YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!

>>55894551
Yeah but what happened that it had to be taken down? also I hope the vod comes back eventually too.

The game tops out and around 500 meters, btw

I hate watching streamers play platformers idk if I'm gonna back it bros

>>55894667
It's over
>>55894658
Read the archive

>>55894684
make* it

People prefer this over shiny spicy? Fucking really?

>>55894741
cbdct sister..

>>55894741
what does shiny spicy have to do with a little brother sister experience

>>55894741
This can be funny when you really shit the bed.

Guys
I just gave birth to a massive buttbaby
An unflushable buttbaby
A pipe clogging buttbaby
Truly remarkable morning

lmfao they aren't gonna get past the tutorial

>>55894796
great now can you get back to streaming please

>>55894796
That's nice magni.

>>55894796
congrats Magni

kek the burn

People prefer this over Jefftare? Fucking really?

So this is like jump king/goi but way easier and co op?

Which penguin is which?

>you're good at music?
ragus...heartache...

>>55894888
Where does Jeff stand in the DILF Altarebowl rankings?

>>55894892
Yeah, but the Co Op aspect makes it more of a rage game in some ways.

>>55894894
Altare is the slightly less short one

>>55894796
Dad?
No seriously though my dad left a fucking mountain in the toilet and I woke up to the house smelling like shit and had to clean it up before doing anything else, including my own shit. Never take care of your elderly parents, folks.

>>55894894
red scarf kobo, green scarf altare

>>55894894
Taller green one is Leader.

>>55894938
DILF implies that the guy is hot, not just old.

>>55894946
>>55894961
>>55894976
Thanks for the clarification!

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>>55894994
Some dilfs can be pretty youthful, like in that daddy dating game.

This is the lag's fault, right?
Right?

>>55895065
Kobo just blamed the lag

kek

I'm gonna kms

>>55894741
>Watch Axel
lol no

>>55894994
Are you telling me Jeffrey's not fuckable?

game journalist and bird.webm

>>55894169
One more for the road

That was kinda cute

>>55895282
Mori's so over it lol, I dig it.

It's over

HOW did they fuck up so badly

Game's pretty easy if you know a bit of physics

>"our baby"

Their record is 42m out of 500m

>>55895380
I don't understand

>>55895381
Leader's luck

>>55894512
Welcome.
>i'm bad at math as is, let alone bio + math
You don't need to be, lol. Only elementary school math and a little knowledge is needed to reach fitness goals. Anything more complicated than that, there's a calculator for, pic related. Check out the /fit/ sticky: >>>/fit/70348194

>>55895380
shouldn't 2 be higher

seeing the penguins fall far is so funny

it's so fucking repulsive how male vtubers keep doing the deep voice speaking so close to the mic

it's so fucking arousing how male vtubers keep doing the deep voice speaking so close to the mic

>>55895526
that's just shinri's voice bro

>>55895526
Literally everyone does that. I assume you're just butthurt about it in this case because it's male vtubers trying to be sexy.

>>55895526
I don't understand

They need to get mad soon or I'm gonna rage on my lonesome

has the cast for the next NTR ep been talked about yet?

>>55895680
Idk but Altare did say it's only 2 members

>>55895648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I58Il7yIerk

>using checkpoints
cowards

>>55895700
2 members aaaand?

>>55895782
Altare, since he's the host

>>55895782
Me and Altare

>>55895526
did you pop a chub?

>>55895782
me

>>55895772
theyre gonna be stuck on the tutorial for 2 hours if they dont

the multiple face planting is so funny

>>55895852
cutie

Cute Kids Do Cute Things

had a sudden flashback to the flayobo collab and got shivers

>>55895700
2 members including himself or Altare + 2 members?

>>55895852
Finally, a good get!

>>55896142
Altare + 2 tempus boys

ngl the stream was more fun with higher stakes

>>55896189
ok so either Flayon and Hakka or Axel/Bettel and Shinri prob

>>55896105
That was truly awful. I tried watching for Flay, but they bring out the worst in each other.
This is pretty cute

>>55896218
Yeah, maybe they'll use the checkpoint less once they get better

>>55896225
that collab was just loud fucking noises jesus christ

That's disappointing

>>55896327
Perhaps they both have to go through the net or something? Idk

why can't you dunk penguins

>>55896189
Bros...

Spideygoos is cute

>>55896189
i believe

>>55896222
I'm hoping for Altare, Hakka and Shinri. That trio is really well balanced.

Altare said that it'll be 2 guests going forward, so it's not a special occassion bros

I used to think Ragus was just how kobo pronounced it. Was it always a deliberate nickname?

>>55896384
vestmite...it wasnt your fault but you need to let go...

kek

>>55896420
Yeah this. Because 4 people ends up with one person getting drowned out by the others. So 3 will probably be more balanced.

>>55896420
i usually listen to 4 man podcasts so i'm gonna miss the chaos

>>55896437
What? What do you mean?

>>55896892
Kobo calls him Ragus. Is that like how she calls axel Brian, or is that just how she pronounces Regis?

>>55885210
No

>>55885210
Only for 2D men

>>55885210
yes

>>55896933
Oh yeah, it's a nickname. She has pronounced it correctly before

>>55896437
She likes giving people weird nicknames

she can't whistle

>>55897195
Interesting.

good thing altare doesn't read chat and understand indonesian

100m LET'S GO

>>55897289
What are they saying?

kek

Phogs was better because they didn't need to use all their brain power

Vesper's spirit lives through Regis

>>55897664
as a groomer?

kek

they're never going to get past this

Retards

I feel they will reach 200m and altho they wouldn't mind playing it again, they won't do it due to the lag issues

>>55898509
yeah connection issues really do sour playthroughs