/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mio...

I miss my boyfriend.

Good evening. It hurts but that's fine. I was made solely to feel pain. I'm Ami's punching bag

You know Mio's gonna get off to the idea of Melvin fucking beerpals right

what did she mean by this?

>>55874162
I'm not sure if that makes me happy or not

if Ami ever collabs with this dude i’m gonna fucking kill myself

>>55874593
the more you worry about something like this the more likely it will happen.

>>55874593
Amiya's tweet is worded in a way that implies she was with him for this meal.

>>55874882
bros trying to get me to commit suicide

>>55874593
>He doesn't know
Anon who do you think Ami went to visit..

I hope she's recovering well.

send sappy CCs to mio NOW

Do I believe Yuuna? Do Arknights and Blue Archive really have OK story?

>>55875814
Always trust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cWAcrmSXs4
Peo's playing that game I keep hearing about but never play

>>55875090
family?

>last hour at work
>got tired of listening to a citypop mix
>click on Mumei's karaoke
>she start singing Jolene
>immediately rip of my headphone jack
IM SORRY AMI IM A DIRTY CHOTTING MANSLUT PLEASE FORGIVE ME ILL NEVER REPLACE YOU PLEASE COME BACK AAAAA

>>55876109
WHORE

I recently installed the 7TV Twitch extension and it's been useful for yoinking acceptably sized emotes

>>55875971
she has been saying for weeks she is visting her "best friend" anon...

>>55874593
he's in her chat every day, anon

>>55876236
...the 'A' stand for Ami's

Mio Love!

>>55877081
It would make a lot of sense if it was true. It hurts a lot more than I wish it did, but I can understand it.

>stayed up all night to watch Mio and Yuuna
Will I manage to survive until GF's zatsu? Tune in to the next episode of anon is a fucking retard to find out

I miss Hanabi uuuuu....

>>55877841
no fucking way, i need to cope, please tell me this is fake, i don’t want to drop Ami, but it’s hurts when she says “i love you” and would do this

i hope this is a joke that i’m too dumb to understand

>>55878026
Just brainworms, nothing else. Don't pay attention to them. No proof of anything.

>>55878004
We're always dancing on a knife-edge aren't we?

>>55878026
wait you unironically think a chuuba means it when she says 'i love you'?

>>55876109
im curious on how bad it is. man..

>>55878484
no, but i feel like ami is different, because she gives buckos free gifts and does so much for us unlike any other chuuba

How quickly they forget his warning.

Hanabi’s all talk

>>55879081
No, that's why I say I understand it. Doesn't mean it will hurt less when it happens.

>>55878026
if you didn't go and check yourself, it's deceptive cropping. the original tweet is ami talking about having beer and ramen with her friend, then prof. bloom replies to her agreeing that it's a satisfying meal
don't be a dummy, trust your spidermama

buckos are like this after a day huh

>>55879583
a day? anon it has been 3 months.... mom isnt coming home

>tfw we do a little trolling

>>55879583
Imagine how schizo we will get each day

>"Ramen and beer is nice "
>"Yes"
>*meltdown*
Sugoi

Maybe Hanabi doesn't really like us...

>>55880179
It's just gonna get worse once she starts uni for real.

>>55874593
Context matters. He was replying to an Ami tweet, not the other way around. Brain worms like that will only harm you.
Does anyone here unironically think their chuuba is a unicorn? Would it actually bother you if Ami/Mio/Lisa/Yuuna/whoever got a boyfriend? I don't think it'd be appropriate to have that personal life visible in their vtuber activities but I'd rather they all found someone who could properly love them in real life.

>>55880255
She's gonna hate us even more aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>55880881
Nta but
>Would it actually bother you if Ami/Mio/Lisa/Yuuna/whoever got a boyfriend?
I would never watch another second of Ami if she got a boyfriend that wasn't me

Stop replying to this bargain bin bait, the exact same shit gets posted ever time any chuuba takes a break.

>>55880881
is there amy chuuba that shares their sex life on stream and liked by the chat?

>>55881149
facts

>>55881409
Inami Yoki

>>55881492
the onlly time i watched her was the art collab with Ami. What did she say that is about her sex life?

>>55881741
she has none

>>55876109
>Mumei, Mumei, Mumei, MUUMEEEEI
>I'm begging of you please don't take my fan!

>>55881409
Lots of chuubas openly have relationships. Excusing our Welshman, Vivi is a very popular vtuber who was open about her husband since the start.

>>55882020
It's probably for the best. She's probably allergic to that too.

>>55882565 (me)
No chuuba that shares their sex life is liked by chat outside of Vshojo. But there's a difference between
>I have a boyfriend/husband but I won't talk about him beyond acknowledging their existence
>lulz sex sex sex sex
Chuubas are more than idols for unicorn-bait.

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>55874882
It wouldn't surprise me. He's in her chat every stream and she always responds to his every comment, he's the only person who gets away with constant backseating without her telling him to cut it out. They interact with each other all the time on twitter. It's pretty clear Ami and Bloom are closer friends than they let on.

Hell, he's probably inside her right now.

>>55880881
>Would it actually bother you if Ami/Mio/Lisa/Yuuna/whoever got a boyfriend?
No, because I think they are wonderful people that deserve someone that makes them happy, something we cannot do no matter how much we want to.
It would upset me if they kept with the parasocial aspect of their vtuber activities after they do, becase at that point it would feel dishonest to me. I'd rather have them be upfront about it to the audience. I won't stop watching someone just because they get married, but I will stop investing myself sentimentally with them.

t. someone that got way too close to a chuuba once, only to discover she was married later.

>>55871540
>Tweet deleted
What did I miss?

>>55884843
Something like "My baby fever is so bad right now. I would look sooooo cute pregnant..."

>>55884749
>t. someone that got way too close to a chuuba once, only to discover she was married later.
I have been in a similar situation myself. I don't mind if they were being parasocial even after but it matters how they were being parasocial. If they were acting like Ami, it'd bother me. If they were acting like parasocial friends, like Tomo, it wouldn't bother me. I hate how the overall culture makes vtubers afraid to acknowledge it because I think being honest and upfront about it is healthier for everyone.

The reason Ami's long time mod Noa left like a week before she announced her break was because he'd been trying to groom her on discord for over a year and then he found out she was going to spend a week with Prof. Bloom, so he just cut his loses and vanished.

>>55885034
I want to put an autistic baby in the autistic woman

>>55885164
I'm amazed Pete lasted that long.

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new girlfriend speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat octopus, yeah, just eat octopus. Just throw away your pride and eat live octopus.
Thank you for your attention.

MIO LOVE

>Wake up
>Put on Meru karaoke vod
Life good

>Wake up
>Cuddle this new smelly lady's fat tits
Life is good
pic related. is me

>>55885137
You understand me perfectly.
Don't give me hugs and kisses if you wouldn't do it irl because you already have someone that does it. If your content is interesting I'll supporting you, you don't need to play with my feelings to get that.

>>55885164
>>55885306
Honestly, also amazed he lasted this long if true, specially considering how much money he spent in superchats and gifted memberships

>>55885634
0 days without feeling jealous of a cat. Such is the life in /tsunx/

>>55875876
>Open stream
>Middle of the screen
>Zoomed in
Sasuga Peo

guess we're gonna be dealing with a bloomschizo for a while huh

>>55886126
>Honestly, also amazed he lasted this long if true, specially considering how much money he spent in superchats and gifted memberships
This is the only part that bothers me. Emotional manipulation for money. I don't want to think any of the /tsun/ girls do that but I sometimes wonder. Especially after Tomo talked about how Tsunderia pushed him to do more BFE-type content.

>>55875123
I'm sure she's doing great, Patchy is with her after all

>>55880179
Don't start this again, Mio

Now that the dust has settled, do we forgive her?

mio have been edging since last stream so she will be extra clingy later talking with chat (me)

>>55886595
Yeah is not the fact that they have someone else, or that their world doesn't spin around us, is the fact they'd be lying about it to get something from us, that they could still get without the lies.

>>55887470
100 nugget force feeding correction is needed

>>55886420
My theory is that this is all a ploy to shit up the thread by someone that is mad that we have had almost a solid week of Architect Ws. I think I'll call them... SPECTRE

Waking up to thoughts of the most beautiful spidergirl in the world with her pretty bedhead and meowy yawns...

>>55887470
No she leaves me alone, waiting for her return far to much.

>>55888402
and she's still all sleepy and exhausted after a night of sloppy drunken sex with prof. bloom.

Buckos...

>>55888602
Sloppy drunken sex with food all over. Licking those whipped cream strawberries off her tits was heavenly.

>>55887874
>>55887874
No, 140 seems an appropriate number, the original she promised plus 100 punishment nuggies, AND we get to hear the tummy sounds after with the mic pressed into her gut

>>55888705
Don't forget the apple pie

The is is the first of professor bloom I've ever heard of. I'm not worried. I agree I don't have a problem with Ami being married or having a boyfriend (shit I have gf) but if she does date someone she met from her chat/twitter I'll always have the gnawing feeling that it could have been me.

>>55884488
I miss Orla

>>55885164
I also noticed he wasn't around the other day when I went back and looked at her streamlabs. He was kinda a creep it seemed like.

>>55889027
>discord janny being a creepy
I'm real surprised.

>>55874593
He hasn't streamed in 2 years.
He does upload barbershop quartet videos, Ami has never commented on one. I think you're ok.

>>55889109
>He hasn't streamed in 2 years
he streams on twitch and was live during most of Ami's tweeting, they're obviously not in the same place. ignore whatever the weirdo namefag is doing

>>55888780
Ember's panting and bloated groans as she surpasses the 60 nugget mark providing the best ASMR in years...

Begone SPECTRE!

>>55880881
Your brain is poisoned if you think that level of dishonesty is okay.

I miss Ami...

>>55889537
I'm not sure what dishonesty you're referring to.

>>55889319
Ami's belly could look just like this when she comes back, all that food she's eating...

>>55889319
SEXO

>>55889319
A squeeze zone needing both hands for maximum squeeze

>>55889649
See, you're even being dishonest yourself.

>>55889319
Chubby Ami is a blessing

>>55889153
Thanks. As I said I don't mind if Ami found someone she is so sweet and deserves it. I also don't think her dating someone would mean she would love the buckos any less. I think it's also ok if she gives hugs and light pecks to the crowd even if she was in a relationship, the chat begs for it and a peck on the cheek doesn't mean a whole lot. I do just wonder what life would be like with her.

Always remember; the ultimate weapon against schizoposting is hornyposting. Fight the good fight by having one hand on your keyboard and the other in your pants.

>>55889690
It's gonna be chot day every day.
Ramen last night. BBQ tonight? Jumbo cheeseburgers the next? All with super strong IPAs and the bakery every day. Life is good.

>>55889799
Stop lying to me anon

>>55890088
Amen

Who called in the masochistic cuckold gang?

>>55889858
>[Redacted bakery]
I enjoy all the little stuff people add to Ami's art, usually buckos but stuff like this too

>>55890185
I just noticed that. That is cute.

I hate cucks so much just jerk off alone, and leave others out of your fantasies.

>>55890149
Just the daily brainworms captain. Architect posting is keeping them at bay as predicted.

>>55889858
>"I've been putting a lot of weight since I got here... it's bad..."
>"I can probably fit in a lot more buckos in this tummy with how large it is getting..."
>"...what if I got... even bigger...?"

>>55890265
You deserve to expect better for yourself, leftenant.

Such depressing topics, what happened/TsunX/

Mio is my one and only hoe even if she masturbated to the thought of all beerpals wrestling in a mud pit with Melvin

god i wish that were me

Imagine if you can just grab a handful of each of her love handles? That would be heaven on earth.

>>55890399
Typical schizo baitposting, pay them no mind.

>>55878484
I do.

>>55878484
Good artists general do love their fans. Without the fans they wouldn't be where they are. It's not unexpected for an artist to say they love their fans. Love comes in many different forms anon.

>>55890399
lack of women touch

>>55890399
Ami stopped streaming for a day. Strap in for the rest of the break.

Very important survery
https://poal.me/z2mh5z

>>55890501
I really do recommend everyone here download a dating app throwing a few pics of you with another warm body doing any activity on there and landing a chubby to fat girl.

>>55890497
Dropping $4000 to become a hot anime girl doesn't make you an artist.

>>55890595
No but hosting a talk show, singing, and drawing do.

>>55890519
I need to cover that with webs.

>>55890519
I'm convinced that guys who don't like the squeeze zone are closeted gay, the squeeze zone is peak feminity

>>55890666
Based Satan

>>55890497
The problem is that it's hard to tell what love someone is talking about. Of course they all love their fans in the "thanks for supporting" me way. That's not what people are schizoing over.

>>55890626
Then "good artists" let the art speak for itself instead of tricking people into caring by playing anime dress up.

>>55890519
I think my architecting tendencies have less to do with /tsunX/ and instead are a result of my love for Mio and the burning desire to squeeze and snuggle up against her cute, soft body.

>>55890770
>squeeze zone is peak feminity
It's true.
I'm a little gay but I love the squeeze zone.

>>55890812
If it's hard to tell that's their fault and they should be accountable for it. They are all adults and they know what's going on

>>55890831
>playing anime dress up.
Do you think actors in costume lessens their work? Costume has and always will bea component of art.

>>55890872
You can't hold them to account for the failings of the English language or people seeing more than is there.

>>55890770
Most architecture really just boils down to the concept of keeping your partner fat and happy honestly, having a plump faithful wife barefoot and pregnant is what our genes want.

>>55890901
If your "costume" is breast augmentation and a perfect face, your "art" is confidence.

>>55890945
They are adults and they know what's going on AND they encourage it.

>>55890945
I mean the other truth is that love bleeds between each type.
Theres a reason why siblings who have been separated at birth wind up having romantic feelings for each other. Romantic love is the easiest to understand and feel while the others aren't. They are very real but not everyone's emotions are lined up together.

>>55891016
No the art is the stream. That is what is being produced the final product. It fits Campbell's definition of art whether it's high art or slop is another question and can be argued I'd say to the streamer.

>>55891262
I was agreeing? A con artist is still an artist.

>>55890841
>Bass clef hairclip

>Catalogposters have forgotten what they were baiting about

>>55891361
They unfortunate reality is that we just share this thread with people who have broken moral compasses.

>>55891329
I've seen that picture so many times but didn't know enough about music to pick up on that lmao, great touch

>>55891329
I never even realized, that's hilarious.

>>55886595
> Especially after Tomo talked about how Tsunderia pushed him to do more BFE-type content.
weirdly this worries me more than anything else. I get that there’s a degree of artifice involved in vtubing and some financial considerations involved in that too, that’s okay as long as the performer finds some satisfaction and meaning in performing and in making their audience happy. but the idea that my oshi was pressured into being who she is rather than being the product of her own self development and is now unhappily trapped there by the risk of losing money is unbearably sad. there are levels of bad faith that are worse for both parties than rl relationship stuff.
sorry for shitting up the thread more, I trust that the vtubers I care about are strong people who are actively and joyfully choosing to stream every time they go live. it’s just my particular schizophrenic delusion.

It's been FOUR days since we could be certain Hanabi is alive

>>55891842
She's gone Anon, accept it...

>>55891717
>I get that there’s a degree of artifice involved in vtubing and some financial considerations involved in that too, that’s okay as long as the performer finds some satisfaction and meaning in performing and in making their audience happy
None of this is fundamentally true or okay.

>>55891717
Agreed my only hope or more like a cope is that tsunderia is over and hopefully the girls are being somewhat authentic. In Amis case I have to imagine she has some level of authenticity when she gets drunk cries and breaks down on stream.

>>55892003
Do you not know what acting is?

>>55892071
Not a ethical or legal excuse.

>>55889690
Just imagine... every day, Ami stuffing herself with baked goods, unable to stop eating those delicious pastries even when she starts to feel full, going out to eat at a restaurant every night, noticing how all her clothes feel a little tighter now when shes back home

>>55891717
>>55892029
It is my fear as well, especially for Lisa who sacrificed everything to go all-in on vtubing. To give it up would mean living with her parents again, getting a shit part-time job, and hope she can pick up where she left off at school eventually. My cope is that her efforts to lean on music commissions will give her the financial freedom to not feel trapped and authentic. I feel like she's more authentic and happy the past few weeks than earlier this year.

>>55873713
>https://www.youtube.com/@Ember_Amane
I think this link is busted, her channel is https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane

>>55892507
She made that decision after months of being in Tsunderia.

>>55886595
>>55891717
>>55892029
I wouldn't worry about this too much. Tomo wasn't really pressured to do anything as far as I can tell, he was just a complete newbie on the scene who naively assumed that management would know what was best for him and tried his best to roll with their suggestions even if he didn't really like them, not realising that it was a case of the blind leading the blind and that people like Char and PPP were just as clueless as he was despite their seniority.

>>55892507
With Lisa my bet is she views vtubing as her best chance to channel her music. So I think she's pretty into that aspect. I don't watch her much and don't know how flirty she gets with people, but I think she really is in it for the music atleast.

>>55892516
Back-up baker is using an outdated template it seems, previous thread is up-to-date

>>55892516
Noted, regular baker was eeping

>>55891717
I also think of that one chuubas who said that when she was with tsunderia she had to pretend not to know what a sugar daddy is and shit.

>>55892575
I think you're right about that. Especially with how he talked about it, he talked as if Char was knowledgeable. I think they were promoted to be more parasocial, like when Lisa was much more open to flirting and other gfe content, but nothing scandalous or forced.

Guys, I'm scared, is Mio angry?

>>55890841
Oh to rest my weary head on Mio's soft belly and drift off into the most comfortable sleep of my life...

>>55892614
She was more flirty early last year but she dropped that. I think you're right, she sees it as the best chance to do music and sees her fans in the way any music artist sees their fans. She even changes her language to be more clear about lines (lub instead of love) and ignores any outright flirtatious chats.
>>55890872
So you'd like her anon, she does what you want.

>>55892765
Pretty sure that was Kana, so you can probably blame S-Train the groomer for that one

>>55892765
Kana? Admittedly she was talking about her content made in late 2020, when vtuber watchers were way more obsessed with being seiso. It was still a ridiculous demand but at this point the company has both been dead and completely hands-off before that for so long I doubt it's relevant.

>>55892790
She's so mad she's going to eat you alive

>>55892868
Ah yes, the girl who's too embarrassed to hold hands but will kiss her chat is extremely clear about the boundaries of her love. Please tell us what you're coping over.

>>55893050
Making a kissy noise into a mic is hardly anything anon.

>>55893003
I should make Mio mad more often

>>55893120
For what reason are you in denial?

>>55892790
>>55893003
>Live Beerpal reaction

>>55893120
Nono, he has a point... it took her how long to say love towards chat? But the implication of a kiss, even on the cheek, is easier?

You will love Mio.
Only Mio.
https://youtu.be/Zgv2scJRt5k

>>55893144
Anon I'd kiss you on the cheek and I don't even know you.

>>55893257
>suddenly schedules a zatsu when I had time to see ratto for once
wdsmbt

>>55893425
SHE HATES HER

>>55893425
she had the waiting room up since yesterday after the Melvin stream because she felt jealous of Melvin

Mio's masturbating to the thought of being NTR'd by Melvin

She killed Melvin!

she killed melvin

uh oh

>>55874593
Who's going to tell him Ami is from a mixed gen

>>55893612
>>55893614
Ate the body too

>>55874305
The ahoge option on Peo polls is traditional. It's like "kys" on poals but audience-appropriate.

my brother is fucking DEAD

Damn I was just about to order a ton of merch from the Melvin Celesta online store but it shut down before the order could process...

>>55893413
Nobody is talking about you.

>>55874593
get filtered idiot

>Hold on, I'm putting food photos in my slideshow
It's gonna be another good stream

Not so regular reminder that Lisa is my girlfriend. You can still hang out if she's not yours but keep your bad takes to yourself.

HOW DO YOU GET JEALOUS OF YOURSELF
H O W

>>55893836
Her low self-esteem...

>>55893804
I said this

>>55893836
It takes a chuuba of enormous IQ and talent to become jealous of herself

I want to hug and kiss Mio and suck on her breasts

>"what do you mean you think you know why the air mattress is deflating?"

[Mio news]
She is thirsty

>>55894470

New Mio dropped

>>55894686
That's a good Mio.

>Sent the wrong references to an artist
Mio...

MIO YOUR CHAT DIED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH I CAN'T TALK TO MIOOOO

I miss chat...

Mio MISSES us

>>55890519
I don't know if i could call myself an architect in the classical sense but I've always been a Squeeze Zone Enjoyer and something about the way /tsunx/ girls react to food makes me really happy even as someone that doesnt really have strong emotions towards food generally

>Mio will never kiss you and accidentally do one of her little burps in your face

>>55895140
because she hates me

Yakitori

>I ate their house

Mio sure eats a lot

>You usually eat pickles with pizza, right?
No...

>>55895336

>>55895336
you don't?,,,

>>55895314
And that's a good thing!

Mio...

>>55895140
one can only dream

>>55895246
>>55895299
>didn't get lunch before watching Mio
I'm going to go insane

>>55894462
At least match the line thickness

>I know I said I wasn't going to work on vacation, but I think I will
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Real life is so tiresome bros

>Jumpscared by Careless Whisper in a zatsu

Architects and potential schizos are one and the same

Mio said I'm her goofy goober, later nerds

[Mio news]
She is going to vore her friends

>>55895677
>>55896076
Drawing out the members of SPECTRE one at a time

I love when Mio says we're more than friends, makes me feel special

>>55896076
Really? One side wants their chuuba chubby and happy, the other wants general misery to match their own inner misery.

>>55896529
t. architect. The schizos believe they want their chuuba happy, too.

Public emotional cumdumpster Mio...

Mio please dont turn this into a story about lending out equipment or doing mixing work for basically nothing

>Mio trying to describe a cringing face >.< emoticon
>Accidentally describes a boob (.) emoticon

>I catch you guys using other vtuber's emojis constantly. Not allowed.
>It makes me a bit jealous.

>Mio feels jealous of people using other girls' emojis
jfc woman, chill

>Too many of you use different emojis from other vtubers
>And I'll be honest, it makes me jealous
I love this menhera so goddamn much.

God when Mio gets like this I just want to pin her down and fuck the shit out of her

Thats kind of hot but also jesus christ

>>55897439
It makes sense depending on who it is and she can't just selectively ban people. You're in the wrong.

>Paying for interns

Mio needs hot steamy nonstop sex until she understands how much I love her

Do you think Mio ever gets jealous because she has to share /tsunX/ with 20+ other vtubers?

>>55897722
Yes

>>55897722
She does, 100%

>MioPlap emoji

>>55897722
>I hate X, X hate!
IT'S OVER

>>55897722
it's only 18, unless you're counting the tsunx friends too

and one of those friends is the only reason i'm aware of mio, so she can't be too upset, right? wrong

Spidermom out and about in her comfy safari girl cloths!

I found the post, there are a lot of people making random awooga-style comments about the image but theres a grand total of two(2) easily ignorable comments actually questioning it, unless she deleted a bunch. Why are you like this Mio...

Mio...

Mio needs a partner in life so bad
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>55898121
>it's only 18, unless you're counting the tsunx friends too
At this point there's functionally no real difference between the former member and friends besides how they're listed in the OP, and even then the line is blurred (you could argue Shimada should actually be in the former members list, for example). We basically just post who want.

>>55898336
I wrote this

>Oversold misprints
>Included proper ones at no additional cost
Please stop beating yourself up over this MIo

>Considered cancelling this stream earlier because she oversold some misprinted mousepads by THREE (3) units
Mio.......................................................

>Asking people if they actually want the things they ordered
That's just weird.

mio's cc is on?

>>55898591
yes, /mioricelesta

TO THAT ONE BEERPAL
LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID

>>55898428
>share with 20+
>it's only 18
>you reply somewhat seriously
anon....

Mio...

This isn't your average, everyday menhera. This is... advanced menhera.

DO NOT JOKE WITH MIO, PLEASE

>>55898654
THAT ONE FUCKING IDIOT STOP MAKING MIO SAD

>>55898809
>They forgot to give me the joke indicator!
MIO WHAT IS THE JOKE INDICATOR

>>55898591
The normal one is alive, her maros were still closed last i checked and i assume the Box is probably dead forever i will forever beat myself up for not saving her replies to me

>>55898863
Zoomer internet speak. You end sentences with "/s/" to indicate it is a joke.

>>55898921
she said maros might reopen soon, so there's a chance for the box

I can fix her...
I can fix her...
Can I fix her...?
I can fix her...

Mio well and truly cannot be saved

>Rabbi Ribi
OY VEYYYYYY

>>55884843

Is the Rizz dono a specific amount of money?

>My friends... I mean, my loves

Rate it.

>>55899878
needy gf/10

>>55899878
cute needy Mio/10

>>55899878
i love my girlfriend/10

>>55899878
Mio needs to be dicked down until her menhera brain stops thinking of anything else/10

>>55900416
i volunteer for that

https://twitter.com/nodonmai/status/1690212270838784000

Mio's jealousy is cute but sometimes it kinda pisses me off, just accept that I love you and only you, you menhera

>>55900470
We know, Mio

>>55900549
Sex hair
Sex lips
Sex BOOBIES

>>55899468
I will impregnate this walking disaster of a woman

>>55899468
wait so baby fever is real?

>>55899878
im sorry i dont pay attention i was playing game /10

>>55900549
Your not having improper thoughts about your spidermom are you?

>>55900926
There is nothing improper about baby-making sex

>>55900416
what menhera shit does mio ever do?

>>55902022
Self deprecation

>>55902022
>t. tourist

Squeezable and milkable

>>55902022
a question easily answerable if you've been lurking for more than 8 hours, tourist-chama.....

>>55899878
Random streams like this really make me think. Is Mio providing girlfriend experience or are we providing boyfriend experience?

>>55902395
Yes.

>>55902395
Why not both, as it should be.

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG ODOG ODO GOGOD OG OODO GOGO
https://youtu.be/VfE_JJfoOKE
https://youtu.be/VfE_JJfoOKE
https://youtu.be/VfE_JJfoOKE

PUUUUUUUURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Mio...

>>55902395
The only reason she streamed was because she was jealous of Melvin talking to beerpals, what do you think?

[Purin news]
She has one ovary now

>Cyst the size of a small melon

Thank you for your efforts in trying to save Purin's ovary, surgeons. I'll put in extra effort to make full use of the other.

[GOOD NEWS]
The cyst was benign

she's such a good girl...

>>55903325
so there's still a chance...

>wake up during the operation
3rd world medicine is something else

[Purin news] She's cute even when under anesthesia. In fact, the cutest patient ever. 1 out of 1 doctors agree.

I really hope Purin actually said "oh nyo" on the operating table.

>Showed Dizzy the cyst
>"How were you even walking?"

nopan Purin ToT

>>55903973
>It was the size of a watermelon
>I don't want to show it on stream because it's too gory

>>55903870
>1 out of 1 doctors agree.
Damn, that's 100% of them

Purin is so cute

>Gynecologist put her finger in Purin's butthole
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

>>55904231
>he's not studying gynecology and getting his passport
ngmi

Robbed of Purin tummy...

>>55903973
Really though, how did she not notice earlier? Just how much pain is normal for Purin?
Makes you wonder how long it would take to notice pregnancy.

>she managed to trick the nurse into believing she's a kid

Uooohhhhh.......

>>55904399
The illusive onee-loli route......

>>55904333
The human body is weird. It'll just move/squish the organs out of the way.
>>55904399
>without even trying

>>55904568
>It'll just move/squish the organs out of the way.
Adding on to this: When doctors move someone's intestines out of the way for a surgery, it is impossible to put them back in place the same way.

So how much did that thing weigh?

>>55904333
>Doctors told her she has really high pain tolerance
>Not on painkillers right now
I guess that explains it

>>55904691
8 or 9 pounds probably

>Purin just thought she was getting fat

>>55904740
Getting that taken out must feel like taking the fattest shit of your life

>>55904800
she said her belly went flat afterward, she thought she was just getting chubby lmao

>>55904740
Damn, that's the weight of a newborn baby

>>55904758
>>55904829
She needs another nuggie eating stream to celebrate not getting fat!

>>55904894
that's the joke

>when will it be over
>don't worry just look at your doll

puwin baby uwweeeeehhhh

[Purin news]
She can no longer fart without manually spreading her buttcheeks

>Purin is farting through her mouth

>>55905045
>>55905084
what the fuck

>Fails to fart
>Gas bubble rises back up into her stomach
>Belly inflates until the gas bubble pops and she burps
This is some cartoon shit

>>55905045
I wish I could help her...

>>55905045
I'll manually spread her buttcheeks for her

How are humans real

>PCOS is a very common hormone problem for women of childbearing age. Women with PCOS may not ovulate, have high levels of androgens, and have many small cysts on the ovaries. PCOS can cause missed or irregular menstrual periods, excess hair growth, acne, infertility, and weight gain.
nyo...

PCOS means this could happen again with the other ovary, but now that she's aware she should be getting more regular checkups to catch any new cysts before they get that big

Skeltal dog...

>>55905354
if you survive past childhood the human body can endure some pretty insane shit. But then again you can also get scratched by a plant in your garden and get sepsis and die.

New thread
>>55905425
>>55905425
>>55905425

>>55905383
But if she gets it again she will lose her other ovary.

>>55905460
If further cysts can be detected and treated before they grow to the ridiculous size this one got to then removing the ovary itself shouldn't be necessary

>>55905460
she has PCOS already, small cysts can usually be removed without losing the ovary

>>55902259
squilkables are a part of a well-balanced delicious breakfast

>>55890399
The most predictable Bucko's Turn so far.

>>55894470