/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55871022
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I fucking hate Flayon. Does anyone else share this opinion?

I hope you guys enjoy the final month in review, given that Borbel will be dying before the end of this month.

>>55871089
He's cute solo, sometimes his autism is wrangled by other collab members.

>>55871127
rip to clown

>>55871127
Eh, he had a good run

>>55871067
Amen.

>>55871127
>Magni, Vesper, and Bettel gone
At least we still have Hakka as the funny guy

this is already better than the podcast

focusrite kinda sucks if you're really trying to go pro

raping him btw

>>55871127
tfw i have a september birthday and won’t get to hear him sing happy birthday to me… i have the membership voice pack but it’s not the same

Flay is already getting in position

>>55871127
rip bozo

>Flay on the floor munching on marshmallows
CHILD

>>55871067
amén

>I'm afraid of marshmellows

>>55871269
Stop making me attracted to God's Blunder

I miss them a lot. I hope they come back next week.

what

Hakka what the fuck

Hakka...

This fucking bird

jesas hakkitos be sure to keep your bird supplied with pizza

I thought I was weird for dipping my pizza sometimes in the cinastix dip....

>actual fucking bird
Well at least it plays into the lore I guess

>Hakka is so much of a poorfag that he regurgitated his food to eat it again

i got up to get some coffee what did hakka say now

>>55871642
>>55871641

>>55871642
he chewed domino's pizza up, would spit it out, and eat it again to enjoy it twice

You DO own an air fryer, don't you /MANS/?

>>55871805
uh, ofc

>>55871805
No, I just use my oven and stove top as God intended

>>55871805
yeah...

>>55871805
IT'S CALLED A CONVECTION OVEN YOU NIGGER FAGGOTS RRRREEEEEEEEEE

>>55871824
homphnomnomomonomonomonom

>>55871824
im in this image

>>55871805
I do, but it's kinda old by now and I've never cleaned its coil

This stream brought to you by Big Air Fryer

>>55871714
oh thats actually gross, food has an awful texture when you chew it, spit it out and then eat it again...

>>55871805
Yes

>>55871824

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS JESTER EXIST

I no longer miss Magni Dezmond.

>>55871945
look, saying tenders is better than nuggets is a fine thing to say

>Boneless pizza
nice meme, shinri

he needs to die

Tempus food talk... home...

>>55871979

If i take the bones out of you your boneless

>>55872029

>>55872024
No, nugget defenders do this is a based take

It's amazing how much Bettel can say "What?" the exact same way so many times

>>55871805
no, I'm a poorfag

>>55871824
why is this so grainy?

HE EATS BONES

How the fuck does he eat the bones

>>55872170
You snap the bone and suck the marrow out

>>55871805
Yes but I've never used it, it sits in the plastic covering and is being used as a shelf

>Eats food after spitting it up
>Eats bones
Hakka isn't a bird, Hakka is a dog

hakka is fucked up and based

More wing places need to have melted cheese, adds both taste and texture

eating marrow is a culture thing

>>55871885
The cow?

I just realized that NTR Podcast is basically VG's month in review with a rotative cast

Is any of them gonna stream BG3?

>>55871067
Amen.

im gonna rape regis altare

>>55872340
Altare seemed interested

>>55872413
Record it and post it /here/

HE HATES US

HE HATES US

rrat: Regis Altare is a known dog lover, and realized he can train people about the same as he trains a dog. And you have been trained to be his bitch.

He’s doing it on purpose

He chose that on purpose

>>55872413
Can you also do Flayon while you're at it

I'm so glad this ungrateful where is getting August 19thed

>>55872526
hot

>>55871127
5 more days before the Final Judgement. I will stuff his cock in a horse breeding machine and I will use the gallon of cum from it in a pool full of fertilized eggs from donation centers and watch as he witnesses the horrible birth of disgusting homunculi from the tub of water I left in my garage.

I love it when Mama goes
>:D

>Lets ask shinri
Im fucking dying lmao, his fucking face

>>55872656
its so cute i love him

>but this IS my body
kek

>>55871067
Amen.

After that Sea of Thieves collab I'm starting to think _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________!

wait whats the socks story

>>55872783
Stop it.

>>55872783
You need to stop doing that.

>>55872812
He used his socks to wipe his ass in the school

>>55872783
STOP

>>55872812
He took a shit at school, no toilet paper in the stall or bathroom, had too use his socks. People saw him without socks.

>>55872812
Hakka takes a shit, no toilet paper, he uses his sock to wipe his ass

>>55872812
Please he has told this story like 10 times already.

hakka's actually autistic

The cloaca is useless

rrat: YAGOO is a sociopath and Tempus is his masterpiece experiment. Expect Todd Howard in the next gen to see if it lures Vesper back. Also expect Kronii to debut as a Star using the Omega model, mention it's actually Kronii and you're terminated.

can flayon shut up

it's over

What the fuck did flayon say to scare bettel

>"Let me finish"
>Keeps interrupting
Flayon, come the fuck on

What did flayon say?

holy fuck hakka

actual perfection

What did Flay even say

I love these boys.

Flay, stop trying to make hakka's story be a gachimuchi meme, it's funny but stop for a minute

somebody please archive this

>AND THE CONTAINER DROPPED ON MY BA-

>>55873123
makes me think of some sort of anime death game thing where kronii is the overseeer

>>55873164
Flayon was spouting random reasons Hakka can't have kids
Erectile dysfunction, performance anxiety, can't pull the skin down

Hakka don't say that, I was just fantasising about having kids with you earlier...

>>55873098
I don't think so:
https://litter.catbox.moe/k61dz5.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/7h3exg.png

uoooohhhh dusty party popper

>party popper
KEK

party popper

Can confirm, my party popper is shooting dust

>your party popper just shoots dust
I love this unhinged ronin

>>55873240
>Erectile dysfunction
that's vesper not hakka

>>55871805
Yea I'm a lazy fucker and live alone

Ojiisans...

>>55873264
What the fuck

Damnit flay

>>55873291
Josuji "Lewdness is not for me" Shinri

>>55873264
I hate this thread

>>55873264
I don't know if I want to click on this...

>Your manager took a cord and said "This stupid clown!"
Hakka knows what the people want.

jobber life

>>55873427
DON'T DO IT ANON

Flayon confirming he went to court when he sued Monica Rial

Bettel arrives dressed as a judge and does this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQHD34oXp0

what kinda person do you think bettle is shinri...

>>55873627
I'd cat call Bettel

I mean... 100 years ago everyone was raping everybody so...

>>55873414
Exactly

>>55873698
The good old times.

Wait are these things even vod killing things?

>>55872458

>>55873627
A whore (and he's right)

>>55873762
no, they are just being frightened boys

flaytel love! bettel is again shivering to save vod, cute.

>>55873762
Bettel is really cautious with his content

i always think about grabbing the firearm too lmao

>>55873771
kek

>>55873771
KEK

Vesper lives, but where?

they boys are trying to kill month in review because they hate bettel

their faces kek

Hakka is gonna try that one day, fail because holsters are designed so someone can't just snatch the gun out, then get shot by the security guard

>>55873796
flaytel love

They should really use their different expressions more. It's so refreshing.

These months in review is just torture bettel

>>55873414
He even said at that time that it wasn't that he's seiso, he just doesn't want sussy to be his primary content.

>>55873832
With me. He's sucking my cock right now.

heh, love that video he just referenced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyIilW_eBjc

>>55873991
>he just doesn't want sussy to be his primary content.
Another example of him being the smartest Tempus member

SHINRI HATES HIS JOB SO MUCH ITS ALL THE SAME TO HIM

>>55873832
He's somewhere in West Elysium born and raised. In the playgrounds is where he spent most of his days. chilling out maxing relaxing all cool. Shooting some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood He got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-aire" He whistled for a cab and when it came near the license said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything he could say that this cab was rare but he thought naw forget it yo holmes to bel-aire He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and he said to the cabbie yo holmes smell you later He looked at his kingdom he was finally there to sit on his throne as the prince of bel-aire

>>55873427
I think you should click on both

shinri and his sacrifice kink

>Off collab at an abandoned graveyard/house
Sounds kino, but how would that even work?

The monster grabbing bettel by his feets? Me

>>55874489
starlink

>>55874489
They take a camera

>>55874489
It would probably be a vlog like the stars camping trips.

These streams kind of calm my schizo self thinking that Bettel would bail tempus soon because it seems that he's genuinely enjoying himself

1st gen is flinstones
2nd gen is scooby doo
3rd gen is johnny bravo
Tempus is the Hanna-Barbera branch

>>55874489
How long before /MANS/ triangulates their exact graveyard and rapes them live on stream?

>>55874627
>rape on a gravesite
hot

>>55874531
>>55874551
>>55874583
Thank you for your insight anons.

>>55874598
you can count on one hand the amount of people that have willingly left holopro, RM activity has never and will never indicate anything

stop shitting on nintendo they're menhera and will kill perms

>>55874598
Not to dunk on your feelings, but he has literally not changed since moving lol what he does outside of Holo means nothing when he is still incredibly regular on his own streams

>>55872340
yes

FUCK CAN FLAYON STOP CALLING THINGS CUTE WHEN THEY ARE NOT. FUCKING RETARD

>>55873684
I'd Bettel call a cat

>>55874956
I call my 9 inch monster dick cute. Shut up.

>>55874958
cat a call Bettel I'd

>>55874956
Relax normie. Good graphics on small screens is cute

>>55874958
i'd bettel call saul

>>55874956
cute anon

>>55874956
cute anon having a melty

>>55875035
HE CALLED INFINITY BLADE CUTE. HE WOULD SEE THE CORPSE OF A DEAD CHILD AND CALL IT CUTE.

I envy VG unity...

>>55873684
llatcaBe'ectiltd

>>55875143
Soon axelotl. Soon. Just have patience.

>>55875143
start practicing your voice acting so they can hire you to replace magni

>>55875035
I feel like I know where this is from, but I don't recall it

>>55875143
remember the good old times of HQ Apex collabs where one of them would just hang in VC

Hobostars...

Hobostars

>>55875352
You have no power here.

>>55875352
DEBUT OMEGA AS A HOBOSTAR

SHARP ASS

>>55875315
Scavenging furniture is a path to adulthood. You are not above racoons and possums.

>>55875405
We ought aspire to those creatures

>>55875352
What even happened to this guy

Flayon really fucking posted it in chat, but honestly I have seen this pic so many times

YABE

>>55875352
You're the one that's homeless here. Begone.

>>55875522
I can't see the pic. Can you link it?

>>55875482
Died of AIDS.

>>55875546
>>55875584

>>55875482
He got magged.

>>55875546
kek

>>55875584
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057220300930023465/1139798278788091905/u3qxhkkar2s51.png
This is what he posted in chat

>>55875482
got shitcanned after the Sana debacle

>>55875546
wtf is that ball sweat

>>55875546
Do man's balls really expressed like that?

>>55875482
Fired because many of his project failed

Theres no way this is worse then the one where flayon moaned

Flayon really just gave away their discord server ID like that

>>55875757
He repeatedly said he posted it to a different server of his own.

>>55875673
Hi there ESL cutie, you want to see for yourself?

>>55875778
shhh

>>55875789
Do it, no balls

>>55875847
then how would he show them?

>>55875789
Show us you fucking coward, you won't. NO BALLS

bettel's sleep habit is just like me

>Constantly napping
I guess the stereotypes are true, Xenokunians are so lazy

>>55875900
mails his balls

>>55875789
yeah please give me the picture

>>55875789
better be cute femboy balls

can hakka get visa actually?

Aside from Hakka living in Honduras, what's stopping them from doing an off-collab? Canada can cross borders easily so Flayon shouldn't have a problem

>VG are excited for an off-collab
I wish HQ could've off-collabed as a full gen while they had the chance

>>55875789
Mail me a photograph of your balls or i will continue to bully you on anonymous image boards

Jesas Shinri.

poor shinri

u-uoh?

Shinri...

Aight. Ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend?

>>55876017
He applied for it months ago, but the waiting line for visa in Xenokuni is long long LOOOONG

>>55876042
Okay hang on I need to find a mirror and a sharpie so I can write /mans/ across my sack

>>55876069
me.

>>55876095
last time I checked it's in 1 year, but depending on where he's from it may be something like 6 months

vesper graduated because he couldn't stop masturbating to his new model and shinri

Anyone watching


the stream?

>>55876167
I would fucking laugh my ass off if some schizo ever sends SCs to Vesper that are like these lol

>>55876175
Me


I am

>>55876167
true. Some say he's still masturbating to this day

>>55876175
Those 3000CCV? All me.

FUCK I NEED THOSE MOANS

>>55876247
STOP TALKING ABOUT MARIO KART SPEED CATEGORIES

another great month in review

>>55876069
ex-monster creature

did someone else archive the vod? i looked over and I think my archiver's doing something weird

>>55876175
Yes, he also mentioned him

It was nice

huh

>>55876175
Yes

I love VG

RATE THE MONTH IN REVIEW

>>55876340
it's a bug

>>55876348
10/10

>immediately start arguing with eachother on discord after stream
>everyone gangs up on bettel
>bettel goes on hiatus
FLAY WILL BE THE LAST TEMPUS MEMBER STANDING

he actually privated the vod what the fuck

Noooo the vod. Who could have seen this coming?

how was sea of theives btw?

>>55876348
MONTH/REVIEW

>>55876348
7/12

>>55876394
First hour not great, afterwards pretty great

This is the face of a bird that doesn't even know or care what a vod is

>>55876348
Review Successfully Executed/10

>>55876394
The second hour was great, maybe they'll keep playing next week

good morning mans wheres the announcement

>>55876440
This is the face of a bird getting rape corrected

>>55876348
4/10
I feel some of the month was not, in fact, reviewed

>>55876394
Pretty much what >>55876420 said - they skipped out on doing the tutorials as is tradition. Once t

>privated
Fucking hell. Guess I'll just go to sleep for now

>>55876397
that's about what redfall got on metacritic

Watching the rust arc(I know I am late) who's POV is the most fun? Currently listening to shinri because he has the most coverage, but I'm starting to realize it's mostly farming

>>55876348
Not as funny as the others but it's kinda a relief since who knows if it's ever coming back

>>55876348
08/19

>>55876519
Altare's was a lot of fun during the first days + had a bunch of interactions with his senpais. Flay's is also great because he goes around the server being everyone's discord kitten

>>55876394
Shinri joins VC at around 37 minutes, then joins the game around 10 minutes after that.
Anything before that is disposable as they Hakka's computer was crashing like crazy and they didn't know anything in the game.

Ew blue faggot is leeching on kobo again

Why no vod

>>55876587
I really wanted to like Flayon's but the first 30 mins of him struggling was too painful for me

>>55876662
unhinged

>>55876662
insanity

>>55876662
Shinri and Hakka bent Bettel over and spread his asscheeks to 3000 people

>>55876677
>>55876695
Understandable, thank you.

goodnight anons rest up

>>55873123
FINALLY TODD THE GODD.

I miss Vesper Noir, the Resident Scholar of Guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English.

>>55876734
Uhhh kinda weird dude

>>55876519
shinri did a lot of crafting and hoarding only for them to lose all their shit on explosive raids, so you might wanna skip through the boring bits until they leave base, the oil rig moments are all gold. altare and flay made it their mission to find and interact with others, so prob theirs if you like jp stars as well. the one or two streams bettel did are pretty good because he made the most of his short hours in being very active and running into clown moments, plus they captured the raids

>>55876791
me too :(

>>55874376
Bel-Air is an actual place in Elysium...

>>55874661
How is the promotion mane-chan?

>>55876801
I'd say kinda gay even, but they said no homo so it's fine.

good night MANS, today was fun

>>55876519
Go watch Altare's. A lot of fun senpai interactions and he also goes off to do his own thing alone which you won't see in the other POVs.

>>55876791
I thought he was Vesper Noir, Resident Scholar of the Adventurers Guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English, but I may be misremembering

>>55876791
He's joining holostarsJP but it's gonna be like South Park. No not like this https://youtu.be/TuEKb9Ktqhc?t=65
Like this https://youtu.be/CbYev8o_HF8?t=5

>>55876657
Fuck off

Rubbing on Shotare with your dick

>>55876995
Ok well that's the most awesome thing I've seen in a while

>>55877000
kek

>>55876100
the mythical magballs..can the stories be true?!

>>55877076
here's another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEg5BavnmQg

>>55876791
>a member of Holostars English.
Not for much longer.

>>55876340
YouTube is retarded.

>>55877124
Anyone know where I can download this?

>>55876348
The last one/10. We will see if he survives August 19.

>>55876340
pajeet coding

>>55876519
Try both Altare’s or Shinri’s honestly. They’re basically two different storylines imo. Flayon also interacted with JP stars many times

How is this the VOD that got deleted but the one with suicide-bomb jokes stays up

>>55877309
Mashallah. Cover knows what's up.

>>55877309
The dingo knows nihongo, so all is forgiven.

why did bettel private the vod? was it actually that bad?

>>55877301
Man was Hakka's run really not that interesting? I can get shinri not being ideal with it being farming and all, but I thought hakka was both farming and chatting

they said VOD was kill multiple times why is this such a shock to people

>>55877309
did they cut the "allahu axel" joke or is that still there?

I fucking come back and the stream and VOD are gone.
What the hell happened? Did beetlejuice's cat claw someone's eyes out or something?

>captcha: N0 YT 40

>>55876657
Ew blue indo whore fandom is harrassing altare again

>>55876017
Yes but the only people getting freebie entry are dirty dirty Guatemalans and drug mules

>>55877412
I feel like I'm dumb, I can't find this allahu axel line

>>55877474
She's not an indo whore, don't stoop to that faggot's level

>>55877677
Samefag maybe?

>>55877383
From what I remember Hakka stuck with Shinri most of the time, but he had some fun interactions with the JP senpais too. In all honesty, all the POVs for Rust should be good, but Flayon's can be a bit frustrating because he got randomly one-tapped by people quite often at the start of the PvP phase.

>>55877464
flay impulsively posted sweaty ballsack gamer chair discord link in the livechat, bettel freaked the fuck out. everything else was pretty par for the course of a deranged zatsu

>>55877921
Okay now I understand why people don't like Flay in collabs now. Jesus.

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1690253262459678720

>>55878020
whats the problem with that

>>55877404
Bettel says that in every collab but usually nothing happens

>>55878074
The fact that he's a spaz will be his downfall. If he doesn't get it together he's gonna fuck up and trip a yab

>>55878020
to be fair to the little red sicko, he's been doing it in his own streams for a while now. he has a personal burner server where he posts random meme images to freely link them to the roons. he seemed genuinely confused why bettel and shinri freaked out about him potentially leaking internal stuff, but he's gotta learn sometime

good night i had a good day enjoying shinri

DAMN HAKKITOS LOOK LIKE THIS?

>>55877677
Ok. That pedobaiter's fandom is harassing altares again.

>>55878651
Rizzkitos

>>55878652
Shit on the fans not on kobo you retard, she just wants to play video games with her brother and leader has fun too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7uJnCa0ceQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7uJnCa0ceQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7uJnCa0ceQ

pilot karaoke!

>>55878797
You're being trolled my guy.

>>55878797
Didn't she said she was a minor? Doesn't that make her fans actual pedos rumao.

Graduation is too good for him, Magni should be forced to stream again

>"ehh I think i'll sit this month in review out"
>vod gets privated
What the fuck even happened??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCR9V4Px4nU

>>55879192
Sweaty ballsack gamer chair

>>55879143
She said the opposite

>>55879178
real

>>55878020
You're not fooling anyone, anti-flay bro.

>>55879192
"I think about taking the gun from a security guard and killing him."

>>55876984
You're absolutely right.

please tell me someone archived the vod