/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

anon wasted his time typing this out because he got mindbroken by cute girls.

>>55837024
Seethe nijikek

No one will ever watch your failing 1view stream roastie

>>55837024
Yes doggos are immune to cringe and thats a good thing.

>>55837024
and?

>>55837024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffe1Ouw0M

>>55837024
Yeah, its pretty great, isn't it?

>>55837024
Didn’t read what you wrote but what the girls wrote is kino, keep seething.

>Doggos are streaming
Happy because it's fun
>Doggos are not streaming
Happy because they live rent free in zhangsisters heads causing endless seethe
Those twins are a gift that just keeps on giving BAU BAU

>>55837024
Seething woman post

WHERE MY BAU BAUS AT?

>>55837701
bau bau

>>55837024
Yea don't care il ove them BAU BAU

I don't know what it is but somehow these dog girls suck all the negativity out of me,if i watch them, i just feel good

>>55838018
*I Love them

>>55837024
BAU BAU

>>55837024
Don't ever shitpost nor baitpost with a pic of my gemwife, ever again.
Or else there will be consequences for you.

>>55837024
Un Un
BAU BAU

>>55838257
i support this message

>>55837024
why can't you just fucking appreciate cute content? like nigga we are literally here for that.

Bau is the onomatopoeia for dogs barking here in italy

>>55837024
Are you mad that they make a shit ton more money than you, a wagecuck?

>>55837024
I know it's hard to believe, but the majority of people aren't cynical

>>55837024
Success breeds jealousy, what a plot twist

>>55837024
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>>55838684
My oshi is very cute and she doesn't treat me like a literal child. Why can't Ruffians fathom that? It's like all of you were capable of understanding that before these two arrived and after two streams of getting your brains fried, you think this is the only way to be appealing and cute.

>>55839186
we don't care
bau bau

it's ok, anon, you'll grow up one day, I believe in you.

>>55839369
>C.S Lewis quote dot jpg

>>55837024
was this written by a woman? All whores are getting BTFO by fuwamoco, deal with it shiori

>anon writes an entire fanfic out of seethe for two sisters playing dogs being silly and cute
just think about an adult man sitting alone working on this post

>>55837024
delicious seethe

>HolovsHolo
>AdventvsAdvent
let me point to the sign
>>55839027

>>55837024
>everyone is bitter whore

not everyone is a spiteful dickriding, coomer baiting whore, just because you're used to that sort of thing in your little world doesn't mean everyone is like that
I bet you're either a brainwashed burger that thinks every woman on earth is a multicolored hair wearing cunt that hates your guts or you are a seething roastie that cannot stand the success of other better women than yourself in which case I ask, don't you have some homos to watch and beg for their attention in their chats by being a slut instead?

>>55837024
and then they kissed

>>55837024
This schizo genuinely thinks that everything every woman does is to belittle him specifically. Imagine being narcissistic enough to think everything is about you while also being so laughably insecure. I'd imagine life feels like a living nightmare for you OP, so I suggest a quick trip to Lowes to remedy that

>>55837024
BAU BAU

>>55837024
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>>55839746
BAU BAU

>>55837024
BAU BAU

>>55837024
>a seething retard actually sat down and deliberately wrote this fanfic and thought he did something clever in his head
courtesy (You)

BAU in all fields

I want too see in like 2 - 3 years time Ruffians still BTFOing every single anti with BAU BAU.
Sisters will seethe for years.
BAU BAU

BAU BAU

>>55837024
Not reading all that

>M-MY pretend anime girls are more MATURE and SOPHISTICATED than yours because they are edgy and hate their fans and hate vtubing and make poopy pants penis vagina jokes
Imagine getting pretentious about fucking vtubers of all things, how cringe that is in every angle. Couldn't be me. Clearly people are fucking tired of vtubers being cynical ethots and are receptive to the idea of someone actually taking the anime girl part more seriously.

There are hundreds (thousands?) of other chuubas who do not put in the kayfabe effort Fuwamoco do. Go watch them. Meanwhile Fuwamoco being the most watched ENs on the world the past week, are heavy kayfabe and literally guaranteed are doing better than your oshi if she is EN. So who has the winning strategy here: the breakout success that was supposedly impossible in this day and age of Western vtubing supposedly being gloomy and dying, or the still-dying rest of it all? The rest of the scene is dying BECAUSE there are not more girls like Fuwamoco.

They aren't doing things wrong if it's working, rather it means everyone else can learn a thing or two for them instead. This is where problems start and the air smacks thick with the taste of sour scrapes - because many recent chuubas have tried to build and sell their whole careers as being in your face "real" and can never ever pack this up and start over again as a super kayfabe-y girl, they literally could not be like Fuwamoco if they tried because everyone knows the "real" girl she tried so hard to let us know doesn't like that. EN is plagued with grifters trying to force a meta where vtubers don't have to try at all and still think they are entitled to all the benefits and money anyway. Seething 2view failures and Enna-likes would rather end their careers than respect vtubing or vtuber fans and guaranteed fucking hate Fuwamoco, because Fuwa are ruining the curve the whole class is graded on, getting an A where the class average keeps falling to F.

The fans of these shitters second-hand try to project this out because these fans also intuitively know that there is no fucking comparison and they can NEVER EVER have what Fuwamoco have out of their current oshis or corpo for nijis. They have to go home and watch Finana slobber on male dicks and call her audience problematic and pretend "t-this is fine." If they really don't care for Fuwamoco's style, not watching them won't do anything if they want their pathetic ethot subhuman oshis' selfish desires intact because like I said, the ethots literally cannot become like Fuwamoco even if they wanted to.

>>55841057

>>55841303
Tl:Dr
>fuwamoco are the medicine the EN scene needed desperately
>ethots are mad because they made it clear they don't like kayfabe and so can't follow up and leech fwmc's act without being called out, they can't just copy their homework and get away with it this time
>simps who have been living in the ethot regime also cope with sour grapes going "t-they're not even that good anyway" hence all the whining OPs about them despite fuwa's stunning success

>>55841057
This is why they hate fuwamoco
>You are twat
>Muh menhera are spilling
>You literally one of those enna haters that lurking on pre-chat.
>You can watch a hundred different types of vtubers but you are failing a simple task and start typing your brainrot in /here/
>"N-No! I need to gatekeep the community" YOU CAN'T if they want milestone you have no choice but to share the vtuber to a new viewers. You don't even have million to superchat her. So stop trying hard to gatekeep and protecting them they don't need you for that.

T.ESL(hope it gets you hell)

[dogs chasing fake fans away intensifies]

>>55841057
Not reading all that either

>>55837024
KIKI WILL NEVER BE 3 VIEWS

>>55841057
Imagine shitposting with that many words.

OP literally made this entire scenario in his faggot head, think about it

>>55841057
Unfathomably based comment

>>55842276
Kiki fans need to be round up, hung and dragged through the streets by their entrails. Their viscera would decorate the town square of /vt/ for days of delight.

>>55837024
That's how adult women are supposed to behave. They are meant to be protected from the evils of wageslaving and what it does to you. They are supposed to be cute their entire lives. Sorry you missed out sister.

>>55837024
I feel sorry for zoomers that are just entering their edgy phase, this stuff stays with you. I'm just grateful social media wasn't a thing when I went through it, it'd be 100 times worse if people had evidnece

>>55837024
>Even when my barker doesn’t bark too good, I will continue to wag my tail by your side. Bau bau.
God I love them so much.

>>55837239
>>55837322
>nonironically saying "doggos"
Stay on your containment site redditors

>>55842895
seethe 1view kek

>BILLIONS MUST BAU

>>55842878
Throat hort whores BTFO the fuck out

Imagine seething this much over cute girls doing cute things, holy shit, go fucking outside.

>>55837024
You're saying FUWAMOCO give what they do a lot of thought because they want their audience to like it? Splendid!

>>55841057
He didn't deserve this reply, and no one will listen to this, but you speak the truth. Vtubing has always been about the illusion, the kayfabe, giving people something to smile about. It's about time EN finally got thrown a bone and went back to what made vtubing fun.

>>55837024
they're so fucking cute <3

go play the Last of Us Part 2 if you hate fun so much

Imagine being an e-girl and realizing they could be drowning in money by simply roleplaying a cute pure character instead of acting like a porn star our of some twisted moralfaggotry, when that doesn't even makes sense

>yet another thread of bitter losers angry at fuwamoco for being the best
your tears are delicious, do it more

>>55843855
>roleplaying a cute pure character
That's the thing.
They can't do it.
It doesn't feel honest at all. And they never can keep it up for more than a few weeks/months

B A U
A U A
U A B

>>55837024
sad.

>>55844113
>he thinks the dogs can keep it up
LMAOing @ life

I too think about the 40 year old japanese woman behind the voice of pikachu

>>55844476
>he lacks critical information

>>55844476
holy tourism

>>55843855
many will fall the belle delphine suicide before realizing very simple things

>>55843855
>be a happy fun likeable person that people like
>be a miserable cunt who ruins everything for everyone. who everyone hates
Wow tough pick, amazing how many people chose incorrectly

>>55845106
the thing my friend, is what the male celebrities rule for these girls, not only them, but also what conflicting fanbases will order the streamers to be

>>55838807
thats bullshit

>>55843288
redditranny reply ngl.

>>55844860
>>55844676
i wan-wanna know

>>55844176
nice hidden uuu, sapling

>>55837024
hoes mad

>>55837024
This is why Moe is great. It mindbreaks the worst most toxic people on the planet. Imagine getting this upset because something is cute

>>55841057
Based

>>55837024
>Even when my barker doesn’t bark too good, I will continue to wag my tail by your side. Bau bau.
This is literally my favourite bit out of every vtuber debut I've ever watched

>>55837024
>antis now writing seething fanfiction since there are literally 0 yabs or credible rrats
Lol

>>55837024
It should have been "even when my brapper doesn't brap too good".

>>55841057
One of the most based posts I've ever read.

>>55837024
>Then Mococo gets a mischievous look in her eyes and pounces on Fuwawa
>"E-Eh!? Mococo what are you..."
>"Hehe I scared ya huh Fuwawa, didn't expect--"
>Suddenly Fuwawa overpowers Mococo and is on top of Mococo.
>"That wasn't very nice Mococo, you shouldn't be so rough with your big sister..."
>Mococo blushes, revealing her masochistic side as Fuwawa pins their bodies closer.
>"You're going to be a good girl and take care of your sister now, aren't you Mococo~?"
>Fuwawa slowly starts stripping them both, Mococo unable to look her sister in the eyes. All she can do is respond with a nervous
>"U-Un...~"

>>55844476
>>55846840
They've "kept it up" for a lot longer than 2 weeks, that's all I'll say.
These aren't retsrded zoomer girls that don't know what they're getting into. These are true otaku HAGS that love idol culture.

>>55848840
kino, I will now subscribe to your fanfiction

>>55841057
It's rare for the best post of the thread be this far down. Kudos, Anon.

>>55841057
nice

>>55837024
Damn that's hot

>>55837024
but they're so sweet i can't even think of any reason to hate them, you must be a very hateful person :(

>>55837024
Bro is in the Phillipines right now and the mosquitoes are tearing his ass up so the only way he can vent is crying about two girls living their best life. This nigga is mad as fuck. This anger is unbecoming of you. Evolve.

And the effort and love put in is showing in both the reception to them and quality of their work

>>55841057

>>55841057
I read everything but I still will not watch your dogs

>>55837024
GGN
>Man these girls are speak like children, constant dead air, nothing that interesting to say, and their general is just filled with groomers
Hololive
>PERFECTION! 2 STREAMERS MAKING CUTE NOISES HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!!

Anon learns that the blue dorito suddenly makes people care about thing, congratulations i guess?
I wasn't interested before, and im not now, but having a new gen after 2 years is good enough for me

That's autism and cringe KINO right there. Too bad the nonbelievers are blind to the power of BAU BAU

>>55854017
>le bloo dodeedo
The fuck are you smoking anon? You're literally posting in one of the numerous threads explicitly made to seethe at them, never seen this level of antagonism towards them when they were in GGN.

>>55841057
this post is too based for this thread

>>55841057
Anons will get pissy because you went in on specific thots, but this take is incredibly based. EN vtubing has been pandering to the lowest common denominator for too long

>>55848549
that's what mel nekomata's pledge should be

>saved EN
Holy doggos I kneel

>>55837024
(You) unironically typed this out and went with it

I was once like you Anon (and to some extent I still am, in my darker times), so understand I say this sincerely: I hope one day you can face life without the crutch of ironic detachment faggot

>>55838795
Not OP but I'm more depressed about wagecuckery and the lack of alternatives for males to make money (male vtubing will never be ok)
I still love the girls though

>>55839607
>PHASHE

>>55842276
I don't think she even wants to be more than a 2view

>>55841057
Really this is why I got turned off to vtubers so fast.

>"What Vtubing?"
>"It's girls pretending to be fantasy anime girls doing regular gaming stuff."
>"So they're RPing actresses pretending to be anime girls."
>"Yep."
>Sold

>Start watching
>Get an E-thot with an anime avatar
>Get an E-thot with a catgirl avatar
>Get an E-thot with a Dragon Girl Avatar
>Get an E-thot with a Demon Avatar

I think that's why Advent is the only one I can get into, they're trying for the most part.

>>55838257
>>55838406
reinforcing this message

>>55837024
god forbid a tuba scripts a gag

>>55837024
YWNBAUBAU

>>55839705
The sad part is that more than half of /vt/ is like that.

>>55841057
based
also BAU BAU

>>55855493
The fact he used that phrase to begin with should tell you all you need to know about him as a poster.

>>55837024
>Nijinigger seething daily thread
you loves to see it

>>55837024
>anon wants to make a point that a chuba is autistic
>looks even more autistic in comparison
many such cases