/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WHERE IS MY DAD

I don't know how to commandments soundpost

>>55828670
thank for bake

>>55828734
Jobber guild. Jobber thread.

>>55828734
I've got you.

>>55828734

>>55828776
I'm too old, 4chan didn't have this shit sue me

Give me writing prompts
t. riptare anon

>>55828845
>omega
I CURSE THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE WHO POSTS IN IT

this thread is off to a jobbing start
home...

>>55828734
>>55828845
Sorry it's the old version of the pic.
And fuck I forgot the text too. >>55828776 was right

>>55828670
>>55828734
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

Kawaii tori~

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

why are there so many newfags on /vt/ and /mans/ especially

>>55828906
Amen and TY, op is a nigger
t.OP

>>55829018
Tourist board.

you guys got it!!

>>55828906
>>55828939
>>55829006
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.
With the trinity completed
This temple of /MANS/ is hearby consecrated
Tempuras, go with peace, brothers and sisters.

>>55828906
>Download With Filename button broke the soundpost
Are you fucking kidding me

i wanna squish hakkas belly as he squeaks and nervously laughs it off

>>55829080
YOU FUCKING JOBBER

>>55829080(me)
I jobbed this thread is now forever cursed

Can someone give me a QRD of Axel's menshi stream? I'm at work

>>55829031

ANYTHING SAID IN THIS THREAD FROM THIS POINT ONWARDS WILL NEVER HAPPEN

>>55828906
amen

Blacks are equal to whites

LMAO KOREAN HAKKITOS

>>55829176
This anon will have sex

Magni and Vesper will never come back

>>55829082
Oh yeah, it does that. It turns the % into a _, you need to copy the filename manually.

Will Hakka get his rubber duck collab?

No one will ever love the people in this thread

>>55829176
vesper will never return

terrible thread, i love it

>>55829104
I did it on purpose

>>55829321
Where is the Omega punching image

>>55829319
Feels like home.

hehehehehehehehehe

If I make it into StarsEN I will become the Wargaming and Model Painting Chuuba.

>>55829279
anon why are you in love with anons from this thread thats a terrible idea

>>55829457
Come back whore. Please.

>>55829493
Some of them are(n't) actually cute, though.

>>55829466
b-bettel 2?

>>55829466
can you paint a mini in bettels color scheme

>>55829466
Twobert, we constantly make posts about raping your brother. Turn back

>>55829466
I don't want more boys but you'd be ok I guess

>>55829279
There was that one yume that was in love with the anon who posted a harmonica once but I don't think either of them are even here anymore.

>>55829466
sorry bettel2, you're too boring

>>55829466
Wouldn't that be a perms nightmare?

>>55829466
Clean your nails you fucking animal.

announcement tonight

>>55829559
I already had some lying around.

did anyone archive axel's menshi vod? i just got home

>>55829698
Yeah, they're finally coming back and the announcement will happen with Magnoir just showing up in a boat with Bettel during the Sea of Thieves collab

>>55829373

shinri paizuri

>>55829466
The inquisition approves.

>>55829546
anon...

>>55829466
Hi Hal. show us your rats

I MISS NOWA UUUOOOOOOOOO

>>55829466
*MOLESTS*

hehehehehe

i am ovulating for nowa

>>55829735
MOAR

ToT

>>55829457
>>55829897
R

>>55829778
>everyone simultaneously makes a "captain look" joke
>bettel logs off

>>55829902
*rapes you*

If I make it into Stars EN I will become the Tard Wrangler chuuba who acts like an unofficial manager to stop these fucks from jobbing so hard.

>>55829735
Wasn't Bettel2's favorite army Orks?

>>55829466
Posts more dudes
Also clean your fucking nails, nurgling spawn

>>55829913
Bro looked at an anime girl drawing and said it was him

>>55829971
Shinri and Magni's butt baby grew up so fast wtf

>>55829979
no, he's never mentioned them

>>55829971
>stop these fucks from jobbing so hard.
What the fuck? No. That's one of their biggest appeals.

>>55829457
>>55829897
A

>>55829941
kyaaaa~ yamete~ please dont commit chikan or timestop in particular~

>>55829897
P

Anime Impulse is gonna be a weird one.

>>55829457
P

>>55828906
amen

>>55829897
E

>>55830138
...oh

Can Bettel2 even join Tempus now that he has already been on screen as Bettel's twin

>>55829457
E

>>55829466
Sounds like a fucking stupid thing to do when youre a vtuber

>>55829979
That clearly not Bettel2. I am Bettel2

>>55830080
pretty sure he did mention it in the stream he was in last week, but can't remember which

>>55830207
please let me ryona your tummy

>>55830112
But I didn't mention anything about timestop..

if I make it into Stars EN everyone will bitch about someone more than they do Flayon

Hakka snowglobes when??

>>55830138
owari da FR FR

>>55830166
I want a girlfriend that looks like Hakka...

I wanna use magni's bidet

>>55829913
TuT

>>55830207
stop hitting me all the time

>>55830308
giwtwm

>>55830293
Granted, this is now your gf.

>>55829466
Based minis anon. Would tier 3 and oshi.
Have a look at my current WIPs.
God I wish I had the energy to paint after work like I used too, these have been on my desk for over a month.

>>55830210
he just talked about world eaters again, i'm pretty sure

>>55830392
aussie-anon...

>>55830210
No, it was World Eaters. One of the Chaos Space Marine subfactions.

>>55830392
jobber guild...

>>55830392
D-did i just get rotated?

>>55830345
No, get fucked and I don't mean with Magni's magnum dong this time

>>55830469
WAHHHHH

>>55830462
Yeah, IDIOT

>>55830293
most purple haired women are menheras, i met one who tried to threaten me with a gun. never go that way anon

>>55830443
>People with literally nails in their heads and anger issues
He has quite abit of repressed raged huh.

>>55830533
I wish I had a purple haired menhera gf who would slap me and spit in my mouth.

>>55830242
well you should
timestop is the most erotic form of noncon

>>55830646
*Rapes you*

>>55830507
I was doing so well.. for months too.

Hakka is making a "birdarium"

>>55830547
World Eaters got a raw ass deal in the story. I know there's the whole 'oh no this is actually the best outcome because the emperor sees all' but how fucking hard was it to save the fucking gladiators

>>55830724
cute

why didn't hakka raid jeffery... does he hate tempus?

disgusting

>>55830245
What would take to become a giant hate magnet who does nothing particularly egregious, yet somehow always winds up in the crosshairs of all antis at all times, drawing fire from the rest of the vtubing as a whole?

>>55830780
He just loves leader, as he should.

>>55830831
Say you joined Holostars to collab with the girls in your debut stream.

>>55830831
>Join Holostars

>>55830759
Oh, i know, they were suppose to be the empath legion too judging from pre-butchers nail Angron. They are quite the tragic legion.

I want Hakka to be at a con. Fucking jungle internet

>>55830831
>My oshi is Gura, Fauna and i really love Pekora

anime impulse.
anime yourepluse.
anime theyrepluse.

>>55831056
anime allmepulse

>>55830831
be boymoder
checkmate

>>55830996
Fuck it, put IRyS in there for good measure.

>>55831056
Why does the ugly Asian guy go to so many cons

>>55831153
This sounds like a 'X, Y and Z walk into a bar' joke

we hate regis altare

Pathetic host Hakka...
https://youtu.be/ngqaY3U8vh4?t=174

We rizz Regis Altare

>>55829466
Are you the skeleton vtuber? You're really cool if that's you, I hope you make it.
But even if you're someone else, I also hope you make it, I'd love that kind of content so much.

We rape Noir Vesper

When I get into holostars I will graduate immediately because I'm embarrassed of my accent.

>>55829466
when you get in i'll specifically draw 3 big black men spitroasting you as celebration

Ladies and gentlemen it's the moment you've all been waiting for... iiiiit's Catvis Bettel!

>>55831396
Thanks anon I cum on catvis he hiss at penis.

>>55831396
oooh! catvis bettel im such a huge fan can i get an autograph

>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>keeps spiking Ame's food with bread
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora

>>55831493
All me.

>>55831493
There he is, the Rratmaster!

>>55831396
ah, someone is using my edit again. I feel honored.

>>55831493
You forgot
>figured out the secret behind The Sun

>>55831396
awwww lookit his big ol eyes

>drink a lot
>piss a lot
How do you deal with this without getting mad?

>>55831664
>piss a lot
=q=

>>55831664
i hold the piss in because the pressure feels good

>>55831742
That's not healthy.

Have any of the boys even alluded to Vesper and Magni eventually returning? The closest I can think of, is Axel mentioning to save money for the anniversary.

I wonder i could ever hear flayon crying on stream

uh uuuh

>>55831764
im here for a good time not a long time

>>55831823
Just think, magmite!

>>55831664
get really good at speedrunning pissing and washing your hands to minimize time wasted

>>55831424
>Shane Dawson is a Bettelhead

>>55831845
Washing my hands?

>>55831796
altare said something vague too afaik but i don't watch him so can't say exactly what. and even if he didn't, the boys haven't alluded to them not returning either.

>>55831493
>>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since
It's almost impressive that this isn't even in the top 5 worst things Capcom has ever done.

I know a lot of you were having fun yesterday but I just feel much sadder than before... it's truly so over and we're never gonna be so back, this is the end the Tempus run and it sucks.

>>55832034
go back to your shithole faggot

>>55831796
Shinri said something about "all eight of us" on his last stream

>>55831973
I know is kinda off topic but now I am curious. What are the worse things they have done?

>>55832114
>implying all the threads from yesterday weren't full of doxxmites and doxxtellion

>>55832034
All these streamers are mid at the end of the day

>>55832127
me thinks mama needs to take his meds

At first I was worried because it seemed like a suspension before termination, then I got optimistic again because no investigation would take that long so it was likely something else and they would be back, but now I'm scared again and I dread every morning because I don't want to wake up to a tweet announcing their graduation.

i want to paint gavis bettel's nails, i know he's wearing a glove but i still feel like it'd suit him well

Good morning I hate Vesper so much it's unreal I hope he graduates

>>55832034
i could have fun anonymous groom old men online all day wdym

I want a pile of magmites

>>55832330
Nice chair sister.

>>55832330
what would you with that pile of magmites?

>>55832330
uohh......lucky magmites...

>>55832375
Sit on them and cuddle them
>>55832370
I stole this picture off Twitter

>>55832438
Never would I have thought I'd be jealous of a magmite.

>>55832229
Relax, Comrade Vestie. If Vesper falls, many of us will fall too. /MANS/ will never be the same again, although there will probably be evil beings who will rejoice. For the time being, have hope.

>>55832196
>implying anyone wanted them here

>>55832438
Ah my facesitting fetish ah

>>55832504
I just really want to hear his voice.

Wtf are these responses? Do I have to say racial slurs to direct the convos away from whatever this is?

>>55832634
too skinny. must fatten

>>55832196
Sorry about that, wont do it again
Tho the Bday was LIT!!!

Why didn't Tempus ever play EDF?

CFNM with Tempus...

>>55832708
what would a chubby bettel even look like

>>55832725
That requires you to like your guildmates or for them to have good enough numbers for them to orbit you

I wanna be magni's student

>>55832725
I can see them play it eventually, especially how little collab games they have

GRADUATE NOIR VESPER

>>55832725
they know earth isn't worth defending

>>55831796
They mostly just talk about them normally, Altare answered a SC about it and he said they had no new info.
Mag has been going to Cover meetings tho.

>>55832828
Yeah, from his virginity.

>>55832680
theres more pictures like this with this bunny magmite? they are cute

>>55832799
you mean disciple

>>55832725
They are Elysians/Xenokunians, what is Earth

>>55832879
ehe

Impregnate Noir Vesper

>>55832878
Here

why does hololive only have two members live

good night /mans/. announcement tomorrow

>>55832987
reary?

>>55833009
this time for sure anon

>>55832987
goodnight, sleep well

>>55833042
I shall rape you if you lie to me.

>>55832891
>Elysium Defense Force

Im tired, /mans/...

>>55833233
Eat something haha.

>>55833274
I'm eating pork rib/bean broth actually :3

>>55833233
me too

>>55833306
Good. Make sure to eat enough.

>>55833387
this drawing looks like vesper with short hair with a block in his mouth from far away

>>55833437
Why did you have to say that?

>>55833320
Let's eat

>>55833274
calm down, next you're going to be begging for /soc/ belly pics like the harlots itt

>>55833437
glad im not the only one who saw that

>>55833546
did someone say belly?

>>55833546
Stop being paranoid and have a snack instead.

>>55833274
Leader did you get enough sleep?

Im gay, /mans/...

>>55833539
What do magmites taste like?

>>55833539
wew

>>55833664
Good at yugioh?

>>55833664
yay!

>>55833664

>>55833539
thai tea the goat...

>>55833664
who's your oshi

>>55833715
FASTER

>>55833712
In my youth I thought I was pretty good
>>55833787
HQ but I vibe with all of them

>>55833665
Like fruit jam

>>55833664
ogey

MAGNI ON THE TELLY he's the gk in the divegrass team

>>55833664
Proof?

I am once again asking where Vesper Noir, resident Scholar of Guild Tempus and a member of HoloStars English, is.

>>55834144
sucking my disgusting smelly tiny ugly bastard cock

>>55834198
Hey everyone! This guy has a tiny dick!

>>55834198
Could you let him have some time off this weekend?

>>55833664
me too. you're not special, faggot

>>55833664
>>55834284
Now kiss.

>>55834144
sucking my beautiful huge clean cock

>>55834399
Holy shit everyone! This guy has a huge cock!

>>55834230
No

>>55834122

>>55834144
sucking my gigantic hypercock

>>55834608
Glurk hurk everyglork! This gluk hrlurk glork glurk!

any word at all on vesper? :<

>>55834723
no only cum

How dumb was Axel being in his menshi that it had to be taken down?

>>55831883
dont forget to wash the dick, you dont want to have it smelling like piss and spreading it to your pants

>>55834723
Nothing official yet, but a certain rm stream the other day dropped some hints that your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't post 'ogey' after reading this.

>>55834827
he quoted word for word a meme about some Naruto's character's pussy so take a guess

>>55834889
ogey

>>55834989
Based. I hope it was Sarada.

>>55834889
ogey

>>55834989
Damn, I missed it

>>55834889
ogey

>>55834989
huh?? what meme?

>>55834889
ogey

>>55834989
I need Axel to stop doing shit when I'm working.

>>55834889
ogey

>>55834989
hearing him say pussy was hot

>>55834889

why would they do this?

>>55835111
Anon I don't even know what character he was talking about I wouldn't know the meme

This is so cute!!! Hakka love
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1690102023042269184

>>55835493
Cute

>>55835264
Because

>>55835493
Hakka sex

GOD I WISH THIS WERE ME

Impregnate Vesper Noir

>>55835493
Awww, cute and cool

>>55835621
Yeah, with me.

>>55835621

Shibari Vesper Noir

>>55835621
>t.

>>55834827
yeah he talked about pussy but the reason he took it down is he said he loved us

>>55835688
ToT

I want to hold Axel's hand and encourage him before he goes to play basketball with his friends

How come we never got AI Morf? I don't think Cover would care too much even if people made fake streams with it

>>55835779
Gay

>>55835779
Before marriage?!

Gently Fondle Vesper Noir

Blunt force trauma Vesper Noir

Vesper Noir Vesper Noir

so we're getting information before anime impulse at least

Terminate Noir Vesper

"a meme"

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1690106262292500480
Axel stop coming here

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1690106262292500480

>>55836195
>>55836229
it really was the meme... roru

>>55836229
So it was the meme kek

>>55836229
>>55836206
I still dont understand what the meme was, I dont even know what he truly said either since I was sleeping

>>55836229
tf? what meme was it?

>>55836272
>>55834989

LEADER (and nowa) IN THE FOOTY TELLY

>>55831796
They should ask Bettel.

>>55836321
link doko
I never know where to find divegrass

Deny the existence of Vesper Noir

>>55836321
ALTNOWA SISTERS STATUS?

>>55836352
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>55832162
Depends on if you think intent matters. Causing the Holocaust likely wasn't their intention, and most of their "blunders" had more active malice behind them than that one pointless DMCA. I'm sure there are others that were morally worse, but nothing will ever sting as much as Mega Man Legends 3 did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuLHwfO0xMI

>>55836380
>grandso drawing nowa again
healing we are?

>>55836321
I miss the old divegrass host

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1690106262292500480
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1690106262292500480

>>55836380
finally... he's vulnerable and i can enact my heinous schemes!
i'm gonna braid his hair and put pretty ribbons in it :3c

>>55836229
What did he say exactly

>>55836498
>>55836206
>>55836229

>>55836352
cytube vtleague
>>55836484
me too man these ones are so ass

LEADER DID IT

LEADER GOAL

THE DREAM TEAM!

LETS FUCKIGN GOOOO LEADERRRRRR

im so desperate i will accept this as my altnowa crumb

who's the other team supposed to be I feel bad

Look at them together ToT

>>55836897
bunch of /here/chuubas threads in an alliance

>>55836897

>>55836897
/here/ is 2 dedicated indie threads, a thread that's technically a Phase Connect and /asp/ offshoot and the microcorp thread

>>55836932

>>55836951
>>55837019
>>55837021
thank you I don't leave /mans/

it's because they took out maggin'...

>>55837072
Our based goalie, man...

AGAIN

ANOTHER, LEADER?!?!?!

>>55837072
He played really well, so he really makes a difference

owari da...

Altare riding rpr ToT

COVER IKZ

WE ARE SO BACK

THE FINALS...

WE WON
whatever that was

>>55837470
Based, I miss riptare

what...? what's going on here (⊙_⊙)?

WE NEED MAGGIN' FOR THE GRAND FINALS, RNG PLEASE

I don't really understand what I'm watching, but I am entertained.

BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE, LEADER

are we playing again?

>>55830209
Fine, I'll be the RTS chuuba instead and make my model bald so I can pretend to be Kane.

Never play Sea of thieves, is the maximum of players 4? if that's the case how would they do it with 5 persons?
oh and Axel's waiting room is up

>>55838364
Yeah, in the finals against /wtf/

No… Maggin'
>>55838345
Cute

Put my nigga maggin in the game...

>>55838345
this is so cute he should kill me

B-bread?

>Bettel's not in the Sea of Thieves collab

I wanted him to say the thing

>>55838529
I wrote this