/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55829387
>doggie of the day
>obviously a cat
so they're just fabricating misunderstandings now?

>>55829387
why cant cat faggots keep their disgusting flee ridden rats out of dog only events. you never see dogfags shoving them into spaces where they dont belong

>>55829387
Cute cat

>>55829468
>>55829496
to be fair it kinda looks like a dog

>>55829387
Faker

>>55829387
yobai*

>>55829496
Because cat owners openly hate dogs. Cat people are literally obsessed

>>55829758
this fat fuck gets all that hag pussy....

>>55829387
Cats are just feline dogs.

>sissel

>>55829468
>doggie of the day
>obviously a cat
Is it really a cat?

>>55829387
Sissel is LES SIS backwards… anons, our response?

>>55830005
sissel's a great name for a cat. just, don't go into too much detail when explaining it.

>>55829387
Why these two dogs so stupid

>>55829387
at least it's not an ewok this time

>>55829387
"cancels membership"

>>55829496
>you never see dogfags shoving them into spaces where they dont belong
oh wow you literally dont go outside do you. dogfuckers are the worst at this

>>55829387
That is the most inu-looking cat I've ever seen

>>55829758
Taiga you mother fucker let me fuck mio

>>55829758
I had a ragdoll that looked exactly like that, he acted more like a dog than a cat. If someone unknown went up the stairs to my door he would hiss at the door and in general had the demeanor of a dog. He didnt grow up close to a dog so I dunno where he got it. He escaped multiple times and every time we would find him like 1-2 metres up a tree unable to get down because he was a retard. God I loved that cat

>>55829387
It's over...

fuwamoco are the 2nd and 3rd impostors...

>>55829854
I've always seen the opposite be true. Dog people hate cats and the cat people I've met seem to either like or at least tolerate dogs. Not hate.

>>55830819
Dog people are literally obsessed

>>55830046
that's a recolored dog

>>55829854
I don't hate dogs, they're just not nearly as practical indoor pets as cats. Imagine keeping an animal around that WILL piss and shit all over the place if you don't make several-times daily errands of walking it around to watch it shit somewhere yourself for its entire life, rain or shine hot or cold. Some people don't mind if they are in a nice neighborhood and the weather doesn't get too bad and/or they like walking around outside aimlessly, but I don't really.

>>55830819
I'm a cat person. My main issue with dogs is that they want to lick you, particularly your face and they have stinky dog breath.
I will still pet every good boy I see though.
FUWAMOCO are an exception of course, I will let them lick my face or anywhere else they want.

>>55830126
Liesss is anagram of sissel, what did they mean by this

>>55830046
Wich retard would draw a cat like this

>>55829387
Cute dog 10/10 would pet and give treats

>>55831807
A big brown one

>>55831807
>Which retard would draw a cat like this?

>>55829387
They need to mix it up and do a Kitty of the Day sometimes, starting with this one.

>>55829854
>Cat people
>Oh, I like dogs too, I just like cats better

>Dog niggers
>A cat shat on my yard, scratched my car, stole my job, and fucked my wife.

>>55830220
>sissel's a great name for a cat
And Simba is a great name for a snake.

>>55832739
Damn, I can't believe Okayu really did all that

>>55832970
Yeah, with me

>>55829574
>reddit dog
kys kys kys kys kys GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK

>>55829496
Dogfuckers will bring their nasty mutts into a fucking grocery store. Get real.

>>55830220
>not naming your cat NIGGERMAN

>>55829387
This is a dangerous precedent to set.

Cats are superior if only for the fact that you dont have to train them on where the fuck to go to the bathroom
>cat: instinctively knows to go to the litterbox
>dog: i piss in front of your bedroom door? i piss in front of your bedroom door.

>>55829387
FWMC be like

>first new outfit
>cat ears hoodie and glasses

>>55829496
I like cats but I despise cat people
Men who obsess over cats are giant fags, liking cats is not a personality nor is it a sense of humor, spamming cat memes in group chats is not funny and everyone else secretly hates you

Theres been a misunderstanding...

>>55830819
I've met and talked with both cat-hating dog people and dog-hating cat people. From my experience there's roughly the same amount of them. You might notice one more than the other due negativity bias against your favored animal.

>>55829496
I literally only ever see dog people do this in a cat only posts.

2 dogs in this image

>>55833577
Are you sure the one on the left is a dog?

>>55829387

>>55833577
m8, if you can stand near one of those fuckers, I'll call you queen elizabeth if you want

>>55829387
Yabai dog chans

>>55829387
Yabau*

>>55829387
what is this shit. are they having fun on stream? I didn't think that was allowed.

>>55829468
its a dog retard, read the description

>>55829387
cute

>>55833577
why do pibbles always have a chain collar?

>>55833577
I see one dog and one nog

>>55830046
I literally quit Arknights when they announced that this was actually a cat.
I had all achievements and medals, and my account was a day one account. I waited for over a year to roll for this dog.
That was the straw that broke the camel's back.

>>55834026
>>55830990
>>55832647
>recolored korone
>cot
What the fuck I used this character for the longest time before I quit

>>55833620
hilarious

>>55829387
We're gonna see more clowns submitting different animals, and even plants, and claiming that they're dogs. That's for sure.

>>55834603
Its just cringe. They should change it to Pet or Friend of the Day if they are going to do shit like this.

>>55829496
I see you've never stepped in a giant pile of steaming dog shit.

>>55834703
They can do whatever they want. It's their show.
If someone sends them a delicious ice cream parfait, they can say that's the doggie of the day if they feel like it.

>>55830220
Sissel is just a normal female name in Norway. Maybe a bit old-fashioned.

>>55834788
And ill call it cringe.
Obviously they can do whatever the fuck they want.
Wont change my opinion thats its stupid.

>>55829854
I've never seen a cat owner shit on dogs. Cat owners usually shit on shitty owners because if you don't want to spend the time, money and effort on making sure you're 100lbs German Shepherd isn't lunging at children, maybe just get a cat. But dog owners have this weird complex that cats are feminine and real men own dogs.

>>55834703
>>55834603
Who cares? They can just ignore them if they don't think they're funny

>>55829387
that's a unique looking and handsome little dog
BAU BAU

Bau Bau?

>>55834836
no one asked

>>55835058
Yeah, well no one asked for your opinion on the matter either. Didnt stop you did it retard?

>he mad

>>55835007
anon, your dog looks sick. You might need to see a bauterinarian.

>>55829854
>call cat owners obsessed
>get flooded with responses
>WE ARE NOT OBSESSED!!!@
kek

>>55835007
Behold, a man!

>>55830046
I thought it was some unusually drawn Korone.

>>55835614
Witch hunting

>If you don't respond
>>Aha, I am right because there is no voice of dissent
>if you do respond
>>Aha, I am right because there is voice of dissent

>>55834703
If it's a dog of the day then it's a dog
Like it or leave it

>>55835986
Except its not.
And its not even a funny joke - literal Reddit tier meme.
You all think a Reddit meme is funny. Let that sink in.

>>55835616
>things I didn't expect to see on 4chan today
>someone quoting Diogenes

>>55829496
this website will make a drama out of anything i swear

>>55829496
go shit on the carpet stupid fag runt

>>55836237
Brother. We are literally Diogenes. Internet edition.

>>55835007
That's a man, anon

>>55829387
>>55833620

>>55829387
Aegean cat master race

>>55829387
That is clearly a dog.

>>55829854
I was on a plane to Texas and this woman screamed until she was allowed to walk her dog up and down the aisle. This kind of shit doesn't happen with cat people. It's only dog owners.

>>55838668
Was it a pitbull owner?

>>55830046
>Back hort

>>55829496
If you hate either dogs or cats you're a heartless nigger. Both are literally meant to be companions and recognizing that there isn't a winner between the two is the goal.

>>55836203
>thing I don't like = reddit

>>55829387
cute dog

>>55829496
based

>>55829854
im a cat owner
i only shit on pitbull owners

>>55830005
Quick capcom, copyright strike them too!

>dog chuubas
>they don't hate cats
Umm baubros what happened to the kayfabe

>>55829496
Nigga, you really have the audacity to say this shit when dogtards constantly bring their mutts to the most dubious places, disregarding any kind of public hygiene or common sense?

>>55833100
>>reddit dog
Go back

>>55834909
>you're 100lbs German Shepherd isn't lunging at children,
Sure, it's always German Shepherds and Pitbulls are pure angels... Care to post nose?

>>55831484
>likes cats
>isnt fond of dogs because they lick
>forgets that cats lick themselves clean
>touching cat means your being indirectly licked
anon... i...

>>55833511
This is 4chan you can go to reddit, your true home.

Dog is like
>look at ms. barks fetch sticks, she's so happy with that stick

Cat is like
>we need to move all the furniture away from the light switches because mr. meow has learned how to turn on the lights and he does it at exactly 3 AM every night, I don't know why

>>55832739
>A cat shat on my yard, scratched my car, stole my job, and fucked my wife.
I believe this.

>>55829854
You just triggered all the crazy old cat ladies in training. Fuckin' Fujos...

>>55841795
>pitbull 'gets startled' on plane, bites the face off the nearest child, owner swears it never ever did this before

>>55847484
It's amusing watching them frantically mass reply in anger trying to convince us they don't care

The superior pet.

>>55830355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le1GEAHnaGo

Dogs and cats are both good and get along great.

>>55833209

>>55833377
I had a dog that would shit on the blue rug because dogs are colorblind and see blue and green (grass) as the same thing.

>>55834836
>whining and crying over a silly joke
You're infinitely more cringe.

>>55834139
>ripoff korone because bug genes don't allow creativity
>get paid 300k plus royalties for it

>>55829496
Is this the power of fuwamoco. The power to redirect anti energy.

>>55847484
>>55847567
You triggered 4chan because this website invented caturday you fucking newfag tourist faggot nigger, proving you're literally from twitter/reddit/homoland.

>>55829496
white women literally fuck dogs and post it on twitter. you don't see catfags doing that.

>>55848054
>and post it on twitter
Do they?

>>55848043
>being this assmad
>TOTALLY not obsessed
Fucking kek

>>55831807
nature can be retarded

>>55829854
Oh my god you guys go tribal over literally everything what is wrong with you. I know I’m newfag but this is just stupid.

>>55829387
That's a fucked up looking dog

>>55829387
Handsome little bastard

>>55851328
Even the Scottish Fold you posted doesn't have ears that big and floppy

>>55849291
>newfag who doesn't belong spams memewords

>>55833100
>>55846730
it's the el*n dog now

>>55829496
BASED DOGGOD MAKING CATFAGS SEETHE

>>55829387
Holy fucking kek lmao, I was listening to this episode of FUWAMOCO Morning through headphones at work and never caught this.

Nah, lets see these sons of guns deal with a fricking raven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xYMnb5Dyko

>>55829387
BAUNYA

>>55829496
both cat and dog niggers can kill themselves. when a video is shown of a man with a cat/dog getting hit by a fucking truck but the cat/dog barely avoids you faggots are like "oh my god i'm so glad the animal is okay". fucking subhumans

>>55833209
Reminder that Lovecraft's cat wasn't even black lmao
He just wanted to call it that.

>>55835007
Play the Jurassic Park theme.

>>55829387
MAU MAU

>>55875084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mau_Mau_rebellion

>>55847475
>we need to move all the furniture away from the light switches because mr. meow has learned how to turn on the lights and he does it at exactly 3 AM every night, I don't know why

Thats my cat Izzy, if I don't get up after a certain time she has learned to unplug my fan...

>>55829496
They LITERALLY have cat parasites in their brain.

>>55829496
>dog owners: don't let their dog loose to shit in my yard, kill native birds for lulz, scratch my property up, piss on my car, etc....
>cat owners: OH FLUFFLES JUST NEEDS TO ROAM FREE HE'S SO PRECIOUS

Seriously there are a fucking insane amount of cats in my neighbourhood, most of them probably not spayed, when I sit on the patio having drinks I keep the hose at hand and spray the little cunts as they climb up my fence. My dad used to trap them and dump them dozens of kilometres away. They should only be allowed to exist for pest control on farms. TCD

>>55848054
Um I hear guys constantly talk about fucking pussy. Fucking sickos.

>>55847475
>we need to move all the furniture away from the light switches because mr. meow has learned how to turn on the lights and he does it at exactly 3 AM every night, I don't know why
Your shit's haunted yo and the cat's trying to save you.
It's universally culturally recognised that 3am to 5am are the times where malevolent supernatural entities were thought to attempt to turn their ill will against people. People report that the most spooky shit happens at this time.
Hence the
>always darker before the dawn
cliche; it's both literally and figuratively true. Beware.

>>55836259
It's actually quite funny

>>55848054
cats use telegram

>>55877427
>People report that the most spooky shit happens at this time.
Or... you know, normal people are either sleep deprived or woke up to take a piss by that time, and your brain does dumb shit when its tired.

>>55829387
Tbf most cats I've owned wanted really badly to be a dog

Dogs
>Eats shit
>destroys your furniture
>Shits on the carpet

Cats
>Doesn't eat shit
>Can avoid destroying your furniture by buying them scratch posts/pads
>Shits only on the litter box

Anon
>eats shit
>shits on the furniture
>shits on the bed

>>55829496
>>55829854
It's funny just how many retards took this shitpost seriously

>>55829387
They did say that they love cats during their debut, maybe it was on purpose

>>55848027
The power they hold is tremendous

>>55829468
yes and it fucking sucks

>a cat and dog war in /vt/
now I've really seen it all

>>55837724
SOPA

>>55851328
That’s not nature, that’s animal cruelty.

>cat vs dog
Hamster is better

>>55877722
>Cats
>Doesn't eat shit
>Can avoid destroying your furniture by buying them scratch posts/pads
>Shits only on the litter box
t. someone who never owned a cat
You retards are all wrong anyway, both dogs and cats are vermin and people who stan either are subhuman.

>>55829387
FUWAMOCO YOBAI

>>55884599
>doesn't like cats or dogs
The vermin is you

>>55884599
based, owning pets is reddit

>>55885502
this
absolutely disgusting seeing people talk about their furbabies and shit because they don't have the chops to be actual parents

>>55847665
Even with nuclear arsenal around, pets and rubs are still humanity's strongest weapons.

>>55885595
>furbabies
Did a single motherfucker here refer to them like that? My cats like family yeah, but thats cause I grew up around cats my whole life, and like hell am I gonna pass on my fucked up genes to someone who had no say in the matter.

>>55877919
That's cat people for you

It's Caturday and no one is posting cats. Does this board have the highest newfag concentration on my mongolian basket weaving website?

>>55877722
I've seen a cat swallow a rat basically whole, but I've never seen it eat cow shit then vomit and look sad about their decision.

>>55842495
I don't care. I don't want a companion.

>>55889192
Sorry, I don't post roadkill.