/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55811112
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>55811112
This is awakening my inner white woman

Axel.............

>>55811128
Amen.

Axel wanted to fuck him
>>55811128
Amen

HEHEHEHEHEHE

>>55811128
Amen.

wtf is a brocon

>>55811283
R

>>55811112
I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

GRADUATE NOIR VESPER

good morning why does bettel hate me

>>55811296
He wants to fuck his little brother

>>55811112
To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

He is such a little kid

So, what are the odds the month in review just happens in the Sea of Thieves collab?

>>55811283
A

>>55811452
it can't without its host

>>55811452
Bettel will just overlap like always

>>55811128
>>55811316
>>55811407
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.
With the trinity completed
This temple of /MANS/ is hearby consecrated
Tempuras, go with peace, brothers and sisters.

>>55811283
P

>>55811283
E

>>55811283
E

This feels like something he shouldn't stream but talk to a good friend honestly

>>55811283
E

>>55811500
>>55811541
>>55811542
>PEE
=q=

the girl axel's talking about is mmmlmmm2

>>55811583
Pisskito

>>55811343
Amen

>tenga

Guys. Axel might be manic

>70%

Axel revealed his gender demographic

>>55811776
Again?

axel hates his female fans apparently

happy friday /mans/

>>55811586
>mmmlmmm2
Based Dingo?

I love Axel but man this stream is not it

>>55811776
he's an ALPHA IN HEAT!

=p=

>>55811844
well he was right about just noticing the boobs

>>55811840
Must be because of all the AxMag shipping.
maybe if you fuckers wrote more Axel RPR fics he'd love you.

>>55811840
THE REAL BROTUBER OF TEMPUS

>>55811888
>alpha
>in heat
Doesn't add up

>Axel is the genderlooping anon

>>55811128
amen

Altare, Flayon, Hakka for Sea of Thieves
Flayon will swap out for Shinri half way

Axel, Altare Hakka and Shinri is actually the best outcome you could have at the moment

>>55811919
he's an omega in rut!

0.0

>>55812002
nice

Doxxel....

Fucking doxxelotls

>>55811895
>>55811909
i made that up just now btw

rrat: Bettel isn't as dumb as he acts

God I fucking hate Magni and Bettel so much it's unreal

>>55811675
Don't forget me!

>>55812061
>rrat
holy shit

>>55812060
:(

announcement tonight

HE LOVES US

>>55812102

I'm not gonna lie. This was even worse than solo apex

>>55812151
please stop posting this i think about vesper hunting me down like a wolf in heat and get too horny to function

Bettol

>>55812011
That is genuinely my dream team.

>>55812208
>a wolf in heat

>>55812283
Wolves don't go into heat

>>55812208
imagine being torn apart by his fangs ToT

So uh
How many of you have the ohmonah merch?
I got mine yesterday and I don't know how to care for it?
The printing feels like something that will wear off the more you wash it

>>55812243
bettel being trapped in a goose body would be tragic but maybe he'd be happy

>>55812334
Don't wash it ever

>>55812283
axels ALWAYS in heat and is always dry humping over pinning and breeding talk about lame!!

>>55812303
are you sure?

Tempus members ranked from who likes their fanbase most to least

Shinri
Axel (cute girl cosplayers)
Hakka
Flayon
Altare
Axel (everyone else)
Vesper
Bettel
Magni

>>55812334
she has washing guides on her website if you look for it. if you follow the instructions your print shouldnt be wearing off anytime soon

Heat implies they want to get fucked in the ass which is in character

>>55812334
make sure to turn the clothes inside out when washing so the print fades less, but i dont know too much about it i recommend reading the washing instructions

>>55812409
Uhhuh koipanion

>>55812334
turn your shirt inside out, wash on cold, and dry with low heat
ill be wearing my ojisan shirt everytime i go to my local arcade in hopes of luring out the elusive vestie

>>55812409
Shinri feels pretty distant to me.
Well, distant isn't the word but like he has boundaries set and doesn't cross them.

>>55812409
It's more like this:
Hakka > Altare > Shinri > Axel > Flayon > Bettel > Magni > Vesper

>>55812415
>>55812440
>>55812459
Thanks, I've only ever had plain clothing so I'm kind of unaware

>>55812419
>they want to get fucked in the ass
More like they are gonna fuck YOU in the ass.

>>55812419
fucking Dingo's tight bussy uooohhhh

>>55812409
>altare that low
>shinri that high
altare is extremely parasocial with his fanbase (in a “talking to them makes him feel better and not lonely” way) and shinri has always seemed pretty distant, though polite

>>55812509
Move Bettel to the last and swap Axel and Shinri

>>55812409
Hakka > Flayon > Altare > Axel > Shinri > Magni > Vesper > Bettel

>>55812509
>Vesper
Well, if you would stop horny posting in his chat he wouldnt hate you, coomerchama.

>>55812657
>flayon that high

>>55812409
hakka > flay > altare > axel = magni > shinri > nowa > bettel

>>55812657
what do you mean gavis bettel doesnt love me

>>55812622
Altare doesnt love (you) altventurer, he is just a manipulative sociopath.

>>55812798
ToT

>>55812360
Begni but Bettle is a goose...

>>55812680
>Vesper "im an M" Noir hates coomers

>>55812657
>>55812725
You guys really think Flay likes you that much?

>>55812459
Even if I wanted to talk to someone about Vesper in public, what makes you think I'd be able to? Once I notice it, I'm just going to look at you one too many times, accidentally make eye contact, look away awkwardly, and then look at my phone while I pretend to be thinking about something other which exit is closest vs has the fewest people between me and it.

>>55812320
i want for him to completely lose control where hes more of a beast than a man. imagine him snapping out of it and panicking after you're thoroughly plapped and drained of blood

>>55812762
But you keep posting about hurting him anon.

>>55812816
Ok what the fuck

>>55812816
>Purple nails
Of course it's Magni.

I love this guy too much, but y'know, for a while I've been wondering if it's really ok for me to always be typing up the things I do. At the heart of it my wishes are true and I do my best to fill the words with love, but hmm...I think I've always kept them kind of empty as well. I don't want to overstep and boundaries, so I've always kept my little letters into the void kind of shallow, but lately I've been wondering if that's alright. I don't know, I don't want to stop, but I don't want to make it anymore personal and direct than it should be. I won't ever stop loving Axel with all my heart though, that's something that'll never change.

>>55812824
Flayon can get pretty intimate

I took a piss before saving the menshi stream and now it's gone...

>>55812841
i will watch you post on /mans/ about a vestie with fucked up hair, reply "hey das me :DD" and clap gleefully when you drop your phone in panic

>>55812868
always had a fantasy of him just going completely feral not even realizing how powerful he truly is TuT being pinned down and killed by him would be a dream come true

>>55812954
=q=

>>55812947
That doesn't really mean he likes his viewers, Magni did that too

>>55812823
>t.i dont watch vesper

>>55812932
it’s not like he actually reads your posts dude, the only person who gives a shit about them is you

>>55813027
i reckon he's read at least one of them

WHY MENSHI GONE

>>55812932
>spoiler
there's nothing wrong with loving axel anon, if you wanna keep typing that to the void you're free to, Im sure he wouldn't mind your positivity. Do whatever you feel is right and true to you, writing or not.

>>55813006
gomen.. I wanted to hear the last part again too

>>55813027
Incorrect. I'm not a big Axel fan, but even I usually skim them.

I want to eat aniki

t.the fattest of fucks.

>>55813107
No

>>55813107
what do you think he tastes like

>>55812932
You're fine

>>55812932
I don't know what's the right thing to say to this, but do what makes you the happiest. Maybe writing the more personal feelings on a paper and burning it afterwards could work. Or get one of those heat erasable pens so you can reuse the paper

>>55813155
kfc

>>55812869
o-oh

>>55812622
Shinri talks about his fans in a very similar way to Altare (when he's feeling down, streaming and talking to chat makes him feel better, etc.) though? He's also talked pretty bluntly about how sad and lonely he is, frustrations with the job, etc. I don't think he's anywhere near as distant with his chat as some people seem to think.

>>55813099
It was pretty clear it was a goner

>>55813155
Kek
>>55813155
Spicy KFC

>>55813219
he's has boundaries but he's a lonely dude, i think he appreciates his fans a lot

Hey mans I'm gonna get some KFC what should I get

>>55813196
Accurate.

>>55812932
i thought axelolts werent suppose to be menhera

>>55813337
Something that you won't hand over to your sister this time

>>55812334
With those kind of shirts and hoodies you wash in cold water and preferably inside out to keep the print from braking

>>55812816

>>55813103
I think that's just the other pissanon from >>55811583 kek

>>55813501
Pissanon hate!

Have (You) already accepted Magni Dezmond's eventual graduation?

>>55812816
how does the hat not fall of his head? also wtf?

>>55813575
TqT

>>55813590
who?

>>55812967
Why am I phoneposting at the arcade?
>vestie with fucked up hair,
How so? That makes two of us.

>>55812816
Why is there suddenly bettelgoose yaoi, i just saw one with hakka

>>55813337
8 piece meal

>>55813027
Oh, I know that, it's a little late so maybe I'm not thinking right as well, but sometimes there's just that feeling that appears. Better to say it than to let it rot in my brain, I think.
>>55813104
>>55813167
There really isn't a right thing for this I think. I want to keep going though. It does make me happy to type all that out somehow. Maybe those burn letters are a good idea. I actually have written one for him, and all of Tempus, I intended to send out around the anniversary time, but I never got to it and now I'm just having too many second thoughts because they are a bit more personal it's funny but I accidently let a tear drip one of Axel's pages, so now I really don't want to send it.
>>55813351
I try my best not to be!!!
>>55813156
Thanks, I think.

>>55813590
No, I've accepted Vesper's

>>55811283
E

>>55813337
Get two of those Chicken with the tortilla wraps

>>55813719
share it with the thread so we can decide if you're based or cringe

>>55813817
you're making me miss the McDonald's wraps

>>55813590
I have accepted that Vesper will come back, but norted/magged.

>>55813921
Forgot my image.

test
Soul Link, DnD, Japan, anniversary, new outfits, XCOM, suspension, menhera

>>55813638
baka youd scurry to your car after your flight instincts kicked in and then post
split ends are fucked and i cant be bothered to hunt down a salon for a silkpress

>>55813858
I don't think I want to do that. I might just eat the letters instead.

>>55813981
you should at least save them if they mean that much to you

>>55813966
>Only black dude in KH is the main villain
Makes you think

>>55813981
please dont eat the letters you could get sick

>>55813590
He's not graduating, it was just a Bday party, him and Vesper are in some sort of legal/corporates limbo and they will eventually return, the question is how much more time is it going to take.

>>55814116
Nice fanfic

>get home from work
>menshi is kill
Fuck. What happened to ASMR? Did it just turn into menhera zatsu halfway through and he decided the vod wasn't worth keeping?

>>55813976
>XCOM
we never got that stream...
we are literally in the worst possible timeline

>>55814174
it was a menhera zatsu from the beginning, he was really off

>>55813684
>Bettelgoose yaoi with Hakka
Do you mean the one that has a premise of Hakka kissing Bettelgoose to turn him back into a human?

ITS OVER
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1690007663164461056
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1690007663164461056
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1690007663164461056

>>55814307
>ISREAL
No...

>>55814050
VESPER POSSESSED A RETARDED HIMBOS BODY AND MADE HIM BLACK??

I want to fluff his hair

>>55814307
it's so fucking over bros...

>>55814434
only if you send akasupas

>>55814395
Why can't Vesper be this based?

>>55814434
Same, his hair looks so shiny and fluffy T-T

i don't know which cat would be the biggest nightmare pet

>>55814307
OH NO! OMINOUS JAPANESE TEXT!

if bettel ever gets a second outfit and its not edgy full black clothes or a clown outfit with big shoes and red nose i'll be sad

What do you want to see the boys have as new outfits?

>>55814116
Even then, there's not even any message to the other boys if they're fine or not. Just a simple "we're doing fine, can't talk about it though" will do. But we got nothing. I've already accepted it but it'll just be worse if Bettel decides to follow. That'll really ruin the mood

>>55814651
i want them to become a nudist guild. straight up dick and balls hanging out. all of them.

>>55814651
No more new outfits. Fuck. Any model updates and everything goes out of whack.

>>55814116
>in some sort of legal/corporates limbo
They better not get Roa'd, that'd be fucked up

>>55814651
just start copying other castlevania characters

>>55814021
I don't know if I have all that much attachment to physical objects- there's maybe 3 that I do- but I can just write them again. The words are always in my heart.
>>55814101
I am not the most smartest person so therefore I will not get sick ever.

>>55814591
bettel and it's not even a contest
hakka would fuck up the most but he would also be the cat that teleports on your chest whenever you lay down

>>55814591
Why are they so long?

>>55814710
>vesper and magni are mia for the next 3 years

I don't know if I have enjoyed Tempus at all after VG debuted

>>55814837
Jesus fucking christ, please be bait. Take me back

>>55814868
>Unnecessary spoiler
>Retarded post

>>55814837
newfagchama...

>>55814837
Are you real

>>55814797
stick em in a scrapbook and when you fill it it'll give you an excuse to look back on the memories

Axel menshi from what I can gather from being a filthy thread reader
>he had a fight with magni(?)
>???menhera
>he burped

rate my rrat: the reason hololive couldn't get konami perms was because of vesper's design. vesper prevented the girls from playing metal gear solid for over a year and only now within two months of an outfit change they're allowed to play konami games

>>55815016
KEK he also had a fight with his gf, he quickly took it back since management wouldn't like that. probably why he took the whole vod down

>>55815073
did konami demand vesper himself as sacrifice too

>>55815016
he also wants to fuck a 19yo boy and his brother

>>55815110
that gf? me

>>55814651
I want vkei Hakka

>>55815073
My Alucard plush and Nendoroid look right at home with my Vesper merch.

I love my boys

>>55815139
His own brother, not the 19yo boy's brother

>>55815110
>gf
yeah me. sorry about that guys

>>55815133
in lieu of harakiri they demanded his closest friend in the company be sacrificed too

>>55815201
This is cool

>>55814939
Huh. I never thought of that. That's a really good idea, thank you. My mom used to scrapbook too, so it's a strangely nice feeling, that idea of picking it up and getting to connect with her again. Really. Thank you.

i imagine vesper with an uncut penis because i think uncut looks cuter

>>55814591
>Altare cat is often chill but prone to zoomies. high concentration of that mind control parasite that affects humans
>Hakka cat is vocal and prone to zoomies, but friendly and social
>Magni cat is tired. So tired all of the time. Also chronically in heat.
>Bettel cat meows extremely loud to get attention

>>55814116
That would be unprecedented in holopro, some niji members are in a limbo for years at this point but I doubt magni and vesper would go with something like that.

i hate going through bettel's art tag nowadays, just let magni fucking die

>>55814591
>Regis Altnya
Small blue cat, likes to keep the others in line with occasional ambushes. Very sweet to people, likes to stare at them from afar. Abducts Pikachu plushies and has ripped up 13 of them. Probably relatively easy to handle as a cat can deal with his occasional impish streaks.
>Cattis Bettel
Looks like one of those fancy show breeds with his long silver hair and mismatched eyes. The inbreeding definitely shows in his lack of intellect. Tends to hide away/yowl when strangers are spotted. Holds the record for most walls faceplanted into in the house. Picky little shit about food but plays like a frenzied whirlwind.
>Nyanzoin Hakkat
VERY affectionate, will absolutely follow you around the house or put his head under your hand. Also very very very vocal, expect screaming at mealtime or whenever he feels like it.
>Magni Dezmeow
Likes affection and attention but knows he's got you whipped. Has shown you and your guests his butthole more times than you can count. Surprisingly comforting to other cats and you when they/you are upset, gets more touchy feely and licks the other party to calm them down.

>>55815385
Must pet...Nyantare...must...give treats...

>>55815348
i think its hotter and i like the extra dick cheese

>>55815385
i wanna get toxoplasmosis from nyantare ToT

>>55814689
ToT

>>55815682

Impregnate Noir Vesper

>>55815626
I want to joke about that just being normal Magni

>>55815744
poking a hole in the condom and making Vesper get a panic attack as he realizes he is going to become a mommy!! ToT

>>55814050
>Show that Darkness makes white/asian people exactly as brown as Ansem SoD.
>Have opportunity to retcon and say that Young Nort was actually white/asian like everyone else.
>He's not.
>Repeat this again with Child Nort.
>Repeat this again in Union X, showing him as a literal infant, exactly the same color, and his mom is white.
>"Okay, but maybe he was just smart and never got exposed to enough Darkness because he always had a coat to stop it?"
>Show in Dark Road that Young Nort walked through a Corridor of Darkness while completely exposed.
>Only possible conclusion is that brown people are just immune to Darkness tinting because they're already too Dark.
Shiiieeeeeeet

>>55815682

>>55815682
You know what's hotter? Actually getting professional help.

The only canon ship in HoloStars
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nI6XRbRulqA

>>55814434
Cooming in his hair

>>55814307
>Apology and correction
Alright time to pack up

>>55815880
>Darkness supporters were snowbunnies all along

>>55816210
It's already greasy enough man

>>55815682
>vesper "clean freak" noir having smegma
you could probably trick him into think it and then use his lowered panicked guard to make him cum harder

>>55816210
Why tho? He has an ass

Divegrass anon #2 here.
In 50 minutes (beginning 1 hour earlier compared to yesterday), the Randomized Tag Team cup will resume.
We will be playing the first match of the day versus /wtf/.

Link: https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

Wiki Page: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup

You better be there

>>55816336
...think about actually plapping his bony ass, that shit would hurt

>>55816401
CAM ON /COVER/ SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

>>55816401
thank you anon i will be there chu~

sex with flayon

>>55816401
Did Yatta! get approved?

i miss him

>>55816473
I want Flayon to imitate an English soccer hooligan now

>>55816401 (me)
Forgot to mention, but Vesper's model should be fixed for today.


>>55816501
The google form is for VTL5. (And it probably will dw)

anons i have been dirnkingl... when will i ever get to fuck a virgin vesoji im so sad

>>55816693
This one in particular lol
https://youtu.be/tkncWF5Oqjc

HAKKA ON THE MINECRAFT TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP-rPQ019F4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP-rPQ019F4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP-rPQ019F4

>>55816729
the malesluts here are willing you need to find a way to lure them off the chans and into your pants

>>55816336
Watching him on the verge of tears trying to clean his hair and make it pretty again :3

Why is everyone itt still freaking out? Vesper's been back for two weeks now. /MANS/ is so delusional sometimes..

>>55817016
His XCOM stream yesterday was kino, can't believe he got the perms

>>55813011
He's said the only reason he didn't stay in the place he went to for his 10 day vacation was his sister and the machiroons

>>55816418
I'd prep him don't worry

>>55817146
i lie to make others feel better too sometimes

Bettel you stupid jester fuck just do month in review tomorrow so it doesn't overlap the Sea of Thieves collab

>>55816955
>the malesluts here are willing
I'm unironically waiting until marriage.

>>55817332
>Vestie learned Shotgun Marriage!

>>55817332
i was going to bully you but thats cute, you hopeless romantic

>>55817433
Shotgun weddings happen because someone is pregnant.

>>55817297
Ok then if you're just gonna call him a liar then this argument is over cause you aren't gonna believe anything Flay says so what's the point

>>55817325
no one is watching sea of thieves without bettel in it

Good day /MANS/ I'm no one

>>55817539
the pregnant one? me
ill force him into getting a job or sell off his figures

>>55817708
>the pregnant one? me
How is this possible if there was no sex?

>>55817332
oh anon...thats so cute.....let's get married .....

>>55817655
You're Anonymous, of course you're no one. That doesn't mean you don't matter, though.

>>55817873
Simple, she is a cheating whore. Run

Hakka is going grey worrying about whether he's doing enough for his fans

>>55817873
that tissue you came into a few days ago? you might wanna check where it is

>>55817325
i looked up the schedule and sea of thieves is scheduled for 7pm pst and month in review is 9pm pst, unless something changed it wouldnt overlap for like 2 hours.
Idk how month in review would work without hakka and flay though

>>55818068

>>55818046
i don't watch him often because i only have time for my oshi but he's such a nice guy i love him desu i'm glad he's in tempus

>>55818232
He cares a lot. It's very sweet.

>>55817539
I can solve that. Bend over boy

rrat: Exactly as Magni predicted, Vesper's spear fell over and wounded him while he was sleeping. He's recovering in the hospital, and Magni was shunned as a witch for predicting such an ominous event

>>55818563
so he got boy pregnant

>>55818563
he's been at his computer jerking off since last night he's not in the hospital

Remember when we were supposed to get a custom TTRPG campaign, with new episodes every week or so? Yeah....

Vesper Noir is..

>>55818142
the tissue that is. that tingly feeling after you ate it? that wasnt saliva that was me traveling at super sonic speed to transfer it to my cooch

>>55818838
Done with being a vtuber

>>55818838
my gay cringe bottom baby that I love very much

>>55818838
my beautiful pregnant wife

Hakka is trying to hint to us that Nowa is being replaced by an AI, just as Nowa's own creepypasta stream was trying to warn us.
Nowa... No wonder why he went menhera. He knew for so long but couldn't do anything to stop it...

>>55818838
menhera wife (male)

>>55818914
The rrats... they walk...

>>55818815
I hope Vesper is using all this free time he has now to work on his campaigns so he has them ready when he returns

>>55818867
>that wasnt saliva that was me traveling at super sonic speed
IT WAS ME, VESTIE.

>>55811583
Shouldn't you be watching Hakka's Minecraft stream, pisskito?

>>55818838
flayon's sex doll

>>55819198
I'm not convinced that Flayon himself is not a sex doll.

>>55819227
he's a sex cyborg with broken programming, he has to be violently mating pressed every once in a while to reset his digital zoomies

I didn’t get Axel’s menshi notice and the vod fucking got killed…

>>55817146
Magni said that the magmites were one of the best things about being a holo too... Also Flay could have just streamed from the new place, it makes no sense

>>55819227
Would explain why his fans are such coomers

I have so many Magni and Nowa filters that I have no idea how I'll remove them when they're back

>>55820097
Magni was honestly pretty open about just giving lip service and only caring about money. I hope no magmite genuinely ever thought he cared about them.

>>55820140
no one cares

Talking about Magni and Vesper should just be banned until they're back

>people would rather talk about magni and vesper than the actual stream happening

>>55817325
>Bettel
>Caring about others

Randomized Tag Team day 2 LIV
Reminder that we play first match.

>>55820336
sorry anon the only vtuber i watch is vesper

What is Hakka trying to build?

>>55820336
we have never talked about streams here

>>55820336
Only one stream is going on currently.
It's a stream with little to discuss about the game.
If I comment on what's being said it's usually in chat to the streamer himself.
Not sure what you expect anon. Should I be doing a transcript?

>>55813155
Cheetos

You were so close to finishing DMC you damn bird DO IT!

>stages of pregnancy

YABYABYAB bird just leaked the pregnancy

>>55821044
Hakka knows about the buttbaby...

Which of the boys are actually husband material?

WE'RE LIVE, UNCLE NOWA IS GONNA SCORE A GOAL
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>55820693
Don't mind that anon, he likes to whine about people not discussing streams everyday instead of actually doing anything about it himself.

>>55821199
Shinri, Hakka, Flayon

>>55821213
is Vesper the body without a head

>>55821316
Nah he's ok today

>>55821199
shinri & hakka

>>55821199
Altare, Axel, Vesper, Magni, Bettel

>One of my dreams is to go to New York
Sorry Hakka, but that's a shitty dream.

>>55821291
Is anything wrong with Axel, or is it just that he feels kinda young still?

>>55821199
vesper magni bettel

OUGAMAN THE GOAT

ougaman carrying..

Hakka laughing at his own stupid shit with that 80+ years of smoking laugh never gets old to me KEK

When are we getting the final animation

>>55821454
I mean, not if you don't mind him constantly getting distracted by ecchi neechans, or giving your children a mental disadvantage right out of the womb.

>>55821199
all of them except vesper. vesper's your mistress.

Did someone archive Axel's menshi?

>>55821753
vesper is peak one night stand material. menhera thats a guranteed good lay and doesnt become attached to you

>Eating expired food.
Well, as long as it looks as it should be...

>>55821199
Shinri and Hakka. Axel would be a loving dad, but he's kind of irresponsible with money and he seems a bit naive from his stories of getting hustled by scammers, etc.

hakka's going to get food poisoning one day

>>55821856
Could you imagine trying to one night stand someone like Altare, only to have him stalk you, because as far as he is concerned you belong to him now.

Imagine Altare riding rpr's cock while calling him disgusting serb slavroach

>>55821199
Answer from a straight male brotuber enjoyer, for comparison to the fujos' answers:
>Hakka (Most generally correct answer)
>Shinri (Most pragmatic answer)
>Vesper (Biased preference answer)
>Axel after a few years of maturing
>Flayon after therapy

>>55822024
I don't have enough ToT for this

>>55822018
I wanna poison his food with sleeping pills so I can have my way with him.

>>55822024
Ah, the dream...

>>55822091
This anon gets it.

>>55822049
dont do rpr like this, not calling him serb..

>>55822062
>Vesper (Biased preference answer)
The bias is strong in this one, because we all know he'd bolt the minute things get hard and you'd never see him again.

Do you think Vesper has been camping and staying at home this whole time or did he go back to the "library"?

>>55822246
He's been buying spears non-stop

magni keychains restocked on ohmonah btw

>>55822016
What are your thoughts on Flayon? He has pretty good emotional intelligence and is passionate about self improvement. And he would definitely tone down the coomer talk after a serious conversation about it.

i belieb in vesper as a husband because theres a disporprtional amount of married vesties

>>55822243
Yeah, but at least I know my biases. Still, I want to believe that he'd seriously do his best to make it work, because he's the sort of person who hates letting other people down. Realistically, he needs therapy too.

I believe Bettel could be a good husband or father

>>55822285
Man...
He was going to buy a house at the end of the year, hopefully this doesn't mess up those plans.

>>55822336
I'm sure he's competent enough, but I wouldn't want Flayon as a husband because he's too hyperactive for my taste. I couldn't be around that every day. He also seems like he'd bombard you with texts throughout the day, and I'm not into that.

>>55822223
Altare insulting rpr's heritage while ordering him to fuck him harder

>risu talking about buying a Slowpoke plushie
>14 MILLION IDR
what the fuck is this currency

>>55822560
are you lost, anon?

>>55822560
Wrong tab?

>>55822450
The person that the other boys claim he is off-stream, certainly, but he might need someone who can round out his weaker points. The version of himself he plays on stream, not in a million years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qJxXZCMlew

>>55822246
Wouldn't be surprised if he went on one of his extended bike trips

>>55822285
spear plugs?

>>55822560
go back

>>55822450
Bettel would leave the baby at a grocery store for a "I FORGOT THE BABY" punchline.
And when you never see your baby again, "Bettel luck next time!"

>>55822024
>ywn
why live

>>55822389
It's just because his content attracts an older audience at marriage age. Speaking as an engaged Vestie, he is terrible husband material and I agree with that other anon, Hakka is the most generally correct answer

>>55822408
Feels like Nowa needs someone unironically REALLY patience with him, as much as the thread likes to meme about him being an M, the truth is if you use and abuse him he will either shutdown completely emotionally or leave.

>>55822450
i feel like he could entertain kids well, he's a silly little guy. If he didn't dislike kids it seems like he could be a good father

Magni is a good dad if you're a cat

who in tempus will do something for Izuru's birthday?

>ougaman got the only goal for cover
its so fucking over

it bugs me that smolIofi looks like Reine and smolRisu looks like Anya

>>55822389
tbf most vesties are older and watch him for pure entertainment. dude says himself he'd be a horrible relationship partner

>>55822944
He misses that Roberto connection

>>55822812
machi-chan kyawaii

>>55821199
hakka

>>55822917
Bettel for sure this time

>>55823012
lmao

>>55822968
friend i think you are still in the wrong tab

>>55822968
fuck off retarded

>>55822917
Flay is planning another group art board with viewers for him.

>>55822450
Bettel doesn't even work as long term relationship material. He's best in short doses because his cute little quirks and bits become annoying real fast once you move in together, trust me I've daydreamed about this extensively and ended up un-yumeing myself

>>55822917
flayon has a magma stream for izuru coming up

vesper makes a fine unconventional relationship if youre both whores that travel around the world through hitchhiking

machinight

>>55823186
i could be that for him

>>55823186
perfect for me

>>55823187
nightnight anon

so anyone knows when the month in review would start?

>>55823285
never bettel said he's graduating on his last stream

>>55823213
>>55823236
cock sucking trucker whore jokes aside that would probably be the ideal relationship for him. two schizos traveling the world together

>>55822625
I wouldn't put him at the same level as Hakka or Shinri, but I really don't think Bettel is that bad, all things considered. He seems like he's kind of past his heavy drinking days, and he at least seems committed to keeping his space clean and cares about creating a home that looks nice.

>>55823285
its scheduled for 9pm pst friday

>>55822812
Is there nothing he won't take from Magni??

>>55823403
>I really don't think Bettel is that bad, all things considered.
I didn't mean to imply that he's bad, just that he's balanced weird. He needs someone who can cook, and is more conventionally social, at the very least.

>>55822917
Flayon, and maybe possibly Hakka or Altare.

>>55823511
Bettel needs that traditional asian wife, the kind that cooks cleans and takes care of him.In short he needs a JP wife.

>>55822724
>his content attracts an older audience at marriage age
>Marriage age is 30+
This is the hellfuture we allowed, I guess. Somebody post that image of Lui looking at picture of babies, because I'm having whatever the male version of that is.

the poor male vesties hoping to be wife guys but relate to vesper too much to ever attract a woman... tragic...

>>55821199
SHINRI

I MISS NOWA so fucking baddddddd i don't know how many more of these i have left in me.

>>55820336
We are the same as reddit and twitter, talking about them all the time but never watching

>>55822024
Hot

>>55823671
That's a traditional wife in almost every culture.

Smokkito

>>55823802
Ladies, please marry Hakka and train him out of smoking. I want hermanito to live a long and happy life.

>>55823792
True, but do you really see western women doing all that nowadays even rarer those that arent already married?

>>55823743
hakka is building in minecraft what do you want me to say about it? I have nothing to add to that.
At least we're discussing tempus in the tempus general, fuck

Just got back announcement doko?

>>55823861
white gajin hands typed this

>>55823886 (me)
sowwy i got upset

>>55823921
Better go back to bed vestie. Maybe tomorrow

>>55823186
This reminds me of when I dreamt that Vesper was my roommate, had a wife, and declared that they would backpack across Europe then have kids

>>55823886
Is he that boring? He is not talking about anything while building like a good streamer?

>>55823683
thank God im a faggot and still have a chance

>>55823973
I said just got back, not just woke up. It's evening for me and I just started drinking. Also, gonna cook some pasta in a moment.

lord that cough

>>55823983
NTA but I prefer talking in the chat than /here/ unless something really stands out/something I can't say in chat.

>>55824073
feeder vesoji can you please share me some pasta im nearly out of the pot roast my dad cooked up for me

>>55823975
that wife? me

>>55824100
That's how you know the laugh is real

>>55823886
>>55823961
Donmai hakkito, dont let that shitposter get to you, they always do that even though half of the generals on /vt/ dont really talk about streams anyway.

>>55824073
Enjoy your pasta and then go to bed vestie.

>>55822968
cute

>>55824073
What kinda pasta you cooking? Fresh or brought? You making some carbonara or prehaps a aglio olio? Give us the details man!

/mans/ is a tempura discord server but for losers who cant make friends

>>55824208