/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmONUXdNf_4

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Novella, My Beloved Novella

I love my chemistry-hating goth GF.

ACK

WE LOVE YOU SHIORIIIIIIIIII
WE LOVE YOU SHIORIIIIIIIIII
WE LOVE YOU SHIORIIIIIIIIII
WE LOVE YOU SHIORIIIIIIIIII

>>55792934
I'm going to follow this menhera until the inevitable hiatus stacking that just leads me to being depressed and barely watching chuubas for awhile.

I mustn't

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I KNOW THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS

>>55793594
She is anthropology which explains her ownership of mannequins, love for dissection, and Gore/guro fetish

>>55793562
Sounds similar to mine then I blushed just a bit and suddenly I got dom'd for a little and then another thing happened and then I ended up domming again.

I'm going to start drawing Shiori right now, I hope I can finish it before she takes her break.

>>55793776
Good luck anon.
You'll do great.

>>55793645
So you're going to end up like the chumbuds? Is this the fate you've resigned yourself to?
Better fasten your seat belt then young man.

I can't tell if Oga is discouraging or encouraging me to pursue Shiori anymore

>>55793872
He wants the menhera for himself.

>>55793872
Is oga a play on the word ogre?

>>55793840
I had the same cycle with former 3view oshis, it's how it always ends for me

I am romantically parasocial for Shiori

>>55793872
A bit of both, if I'm enough to discourage you then you were never going to stay till the end. But I believe a young man should support his oshi until the heat death of the universe.
>>55793958
Lies, I've had enough of one menhera when she tried to choke me to death.

Good night Novelites...

>>55793872
He thinks your determination is chicken shit. You're 1000 years too early to say you're ready for a menhera. Try to keep up.

>>55794046
You yearn for the slender fingers around your throat again.

>>55794066
Good night Shiori...

Are (you) smarter than Shiori?
If you were playing with Shiori and you realized that she is very bad at this game, would you let her win or would you defeat her regardless of possibly hurting her ego?

Shiorori~n

>>55794066
Good night Shiorin!

Who can write with an IQ of 70?

Just had my first Shiorgasm

>>55794066
gn bro
thanks for you for posting in these threads

>>55794066

Goodnight Novelites, I will not go dream of Shiori and Lamy together.

>>55794115
My chemistry with Shiorin would be terrible. We would have checked out probably before the space station since I would just play on what Shiorin is thinking. Anon said if she’s not feeling up to it, to go and do something else.

>>55794115
>Are (you) smarter than Shiori?
Yea

If you were playing with Shiori and you realized that she is very bad at this game, would you let her win or would you defeat her regardless of possibly hurting her ego?
I would destroy her in the game and then hatefuck her when she tries to call me out for hurting her ego

>>55794066
Is there a way to save these and keep the sound?

>>55794115
This will sound really serious for a moment but I absolutely detest the idea of giving a free win or handicapping myself for someone elses sake.
Every single time I've met someone that would hold back for another person, their friend, partner, or whoever else, was getting pissed off at them because they knew exactly that they were being givng a handicap and they hated it even more than just being demolished.

>>55794266
I'd make it seem like we're both doing it all together, so she doesn't feel bad and doesn't lose attraction from thinking i'm retarded

>>55794115
Both are terrible, unless you're really good at pretending you're bad, and she doesn't know you're actually good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRSizX0Fl1E
>>55794291
files.catbox.moe/ahixyk.webm

>>55794115
These were nothing compared to some of the Zero Escape series rooms.

HELP

Shiori is a Christian woman

Would you still liked Shori if she said she consumes alcohol or smoke cigarretes / weed?

>>55794377
thank you anon

>>55794397
You don't need help. Take it like a man.
>>55794413
Alcohol is fine, cigs and weed aren't.

>>55794291
press the download button

>>55794395
Complex motives, you say

>>55794413
Yes but it's a nonsense question because she's already mentioned that she doesn't partake in any of those

>>55794413
The only thing that'd turn me off is if she consumed coffee.

>>55794397
YOU CUM YOU LOSE

>>55794356
You're such a gentleman anon

>>55794291
>>55794475
nvm i misunderstood

Want a Shiori cuddle buddy to be alone, together - both doing hobbies in the comfortable silence of mutual attraction

>>55794413
yeah, I used to hate cigarettes until I fell in love with a fucking smoker (she was kinda goth too)
you don't really get to choose, someday you will fall for the least expected person

Would you still love Shiori if she suddenly wanted to abort your baby with no explanation?

>>55794636
no

>>55794494
I'm just making that question like if it was those "what if...?" scenarios

>>55794636
s-she wouldn't

>>55794636
Yes. Kids are a wallet drainer and my bloodline can just continue on my sister's family.

>>55794413
Yes but I like her even more that I know she doesn't.

Would you rather take Shiori to Red Lobster or Olive Garden?

>>55794636
>novelites be self inserting like

>>55794803
I havent been to either of those places so red lobster

>>55794803
Shi to Red Lobster
Ori to Olive Garden

>>55794636
I hate children anyway so yes I would

>>55794397

That smug March from the last thread is haunting me

>>55794413
If a person loves you enough, they'll give them up. And I believe those things are bad for you, except for alcohol in moderation. So I would try to make here loose those habit.
>>55794636
No, I would totally irrevocably kill my trust in her.

We will never get to know the real Shiori
she's a fucking liar
A FUCKING LIAR I TELL YOU

>>55794739
Based answer
Is important to have a healthy wife so you can have a healthy baby

Shiori~n Love!!!

Does Shiori prefer a M&M or Oreo Mcflurry?

Damn this AI is good

>>55794940
She's definitely playing a character right now.
I look forward to when she drops it and is honest with us. I can't stand how fake she is right now.

>>55794937
>If a person loves you enough, they'll give them up. And I believe those things are bad for you, except for alcohol in moderation. So I would try to make here loose those habit.
Well said.
I'm glad Shiori doesn't have to deal with any of these bad habits or suffers from an addiction

>>55794995
She orders both

>>55794413
Cigs are fine
Not weed

>>55795061
But enough about Nerissa.

Report and ignore for Shiori~n!

looks/sounds like fuwamoco say it as "nov-elites" thankfully (at least in the sleepover stream)

What's up, writefags? Does your writing exude enough intellectual juice for an AI to consider you smart?
Find out now at https://www.writingtoiq.com/

>>55795220
>no glasses
Based

>glasses
WHERE?

>>55794937
>if a person loves you enough, they'll give them up
oh anon, you don't know how hard those things grip the addicted brain.

>>55795249
>Copied a bit of my fic in
>108
Huh

>>55795316

>>55795249
106 IQ.

>>55795398
based

>>55795264
My heart i cant
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55793682
So what you're basically saying is that She is a gender bent Jeffrey Dahmer?

>>55795252
I don't like you anti-fubuki poster.

>>55795249

>>55795398
Fubuki isn't retarded at least

>>55795379
I agree, but the way I see it, real relationships are forged through trials of fire. If you both can overcome challenges and still love each other, then your bonds are stronger than steel.

>>55795249

>>55795642
>fubuki
>not retarded

>>55795763
Only slightly.

>>55794413
Cigarettes are peak goth aethetic desu

HEY NOVELIGHTS

>>55795970

>>55795970
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>55795970
Nerissa is for rape

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1689877915972829185
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1689877915972829185
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1689877915972829185

>>55796012
14 IQ Chama...

>>55795970

Comfy hours :3
I wonder if Shiori is in bed right now

>>55796093
>BIRTH DEFENSE FORCE

>>55795955
It would be sexy if she smoked a kiseru.

>>55796153
she is with me :)

>>55796153
She is reading fanfiction

>>55796159
KEK

>>55796231
She reads fanfiction, but does she write it?

>>55796266
She uses her dildo as a quill and her pussy juice as ink

I don't know how I feel. I'm not in goslingposter mode for this eceleb but for some reason she really makes me miss those feelings :')

>>55796153
>no glasses
Based

>>55796317
nah

Love me some EDF. Love me some Shiorin. Love me some advent. Simple as.

>>55796317
That means the paper she uses to write on must be massive, or she uses just one sheet for each letter.

>>55795970
Get over here.

>>55795249
I put a lot of effort into this just to get a 92...Guess I need to practice for the real fic.

Hey~ Shiori~n. Don't feel bad~ Just come to me, okay?

Goodnight guys. I love you all very much

>>55796579
Gnight babe

>>55796560
Begone thot, biboo has taken your place.

>>55796579
love you too shiori

Can the rissa poster go away for a bit
I dont like her model thaat much i hope she gets a better alt model

Imagine cuddling this cute dork.

>>55796579
Oyasumi Anon

>>55796714
No glasses
Based

>>55796669
You are free to leave

>>55796545
for what it's worth anon, I enjoyed what you had so far

>>55795706
There's a reason most of these stories are in books or movies. Though really it's not feasible to monitor how many people do conquer their addictions and illnesses out of love, it's still an impressive feat regardless of how little was conquered. It's just so much easier to pig out on whatever the fuck makes you happy for the moment.

>>55796545
You're actually quite good, please don't assume this "test" holds any real ability to evaluate your skills or abilities!

>>55796615
>>55796669
>She'll never collab with a rock again due to an awkward moment at the end.

'No glasses
Base-'

>>55796824
>Says this
>When tomorrow is literally happening.
You, LOST, Come here and take the dicking. >>55796500

>>55796856
>posts a pic without glasses

>>55796894

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Bijou to try some on or Nerissa to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

>>55796545
You're actually quite good. Please don't assume this "test" holds any real power to evaluate your skill.

Advent love!

I bet Shiori is the type you'd enjoy watching you play a video game and asking you questions about it.
Which game would you show her first?

>>55797104
Modded minecraft

Making sweet love to Shiori~

>>55796545
>>55797065
Fyi that anon is right. The IQ thing tests for vocabulary essentially, so writing with any brevity is going to be downgraded. Since good writers are usually ones who can convey forcefully in few words, it's not actually a very good test. But it's a fun one I guess. Except I made myself mad having my newer writing being rated like 90 IQ while my shitty college writing gets high marks

>>55797187
His dick got eaten by a tiger bro
RIP BOZO

>>55795172
Wrong.

HEY NOVELIGHTS

>>55797203
What's your major?

Goodnight everyone. May you all have sweet dreams of Shiori (and if you've woken up may you progress on your journey to /fitlit/ greatness)

>>55797306
HEEEY!!
*Vine boom*

>>55797343
I majored in something pretty school specific but International Relations is reasonably close

>>55797306
CAN YOU SMELL

*BOOM*

>>55797372
Gnight

*Boom*

Does Shiori wear lipstick?

how was your first time masturbating to shiori? did you use an artwork as reference, a soundpost of her?

>>55797203
i know that feeling anon, and I sympathize

>>55797203
just noticed for the first time that her hair is barely covering her nipples and you can see the areola. Was always distracted by the pantie and legs

>>55797379
Ah shit, you're a glowie...

>>55797306
sex
>>55795970
sex

>>55797652
When you jerk off, do you imagine you fucking her with an anime dick or a real life dick?

>>55797636
Yes, and before you go to work she kisses your dick to make sure nobody else sucks it

HEY NOVELITES

>>55797652
>how was your first time masturbating to shiori? did you use an artwork as reference, a soundpost of her?
I used the "GET ME PREGNANT" from the pre-debut

>>55797837
FUCK OFF MORI

>>55797636
yes but not too much

Is it possible to make soundposts work on mobile? I spend a lot of time slacking off at work and phonefagging.

How do I become more resilient to adversity and do things even when it's hard instead of just giving up?

>>55797837
based pink woman, now can you tell Shiori to follow me too?

>>55797850
I wouldn't mind if she fucked me off ;)

>>55797652
started off with sound post, went through all NSFW and lewd art of her i had saved, but pic related did most of the heavy lifting as i focused on her disgusted look and imagined the feelings she could be going through in the moment. I hope more art gets made soon.

I have 20 (You)s for whoever can bring me the goth woman, Shiori Novella.

>>55797652
Not yet because no suitable art exists yet. I need a high quality blowjob to do the trick

>>55797929
>sex with mori and shiori
MY DICK

>>55796824
there was no awkward moment at the end, you've coped so hard from today's stream that you've become delusional

>>55797909
don't rely on motivation
try to make a routine and ignore your emotions, that way you'll keep working even when you don't feel like doing so, it's ok to have good and bad days, but when you build a strong routine it's harder to give up
Man is largely a creature of habit

>>55797909
Reward yourself each time you achieve a goal you set, and on milestones do something extravagent.

>>55797988
I miss the old Disney's villans

>>55797652
I've gotten too parasocial with smaller chuubas in the past and didn't masturbate to them because they're slightly too real for it to not feel kinda creepy which has extended to even bigger ones who'll never know I exist. At most I'll jack it to chuubas I don't watch.

>>55798078
Yeah, they had a lot of character.

>>55798237
True

That's it! You are going into the cringe archives

>>55797988
She's hiding in the Cathedral

>>55798078
>>55798237
The musical performances were pretty good.
Scar, Ursula, Dr Facilier, Frollo as mentioned. It become memorable and intimidating. I kind of hate the new trend that bad people have to repent or can't be too evil, because bad people doing bad things is not good.

Can somebody please share a link to the specific AI that Shiori used?

>>55797837
I gotta say ShiMori is a pretty cool name

>>55798351
NOOOOOOOOO

>>55798367
Holy shit the background is so fucking well made

Goodnight novelites

>>55798405
Shmori

>>55798351
It's a grand honour that you shall remember me for eternity.

>>55798392
>I kind of hate the new trend that bad people have to repent or can't be too evil, because bad people doing bad things is not good.
Same
A good example of a well written villan is prob big jack horner. I see him more like a parody or a way to mock other companies for making really weak villains

>>55798469
Gnight

>>55798351
>no glasses
Based

>>55798405
I wonder if they'd get in trouble if they'd be called 'Shi no Mori'

Would anyone suggust reading Pride and Prejudice?

>>55798593
I suggest you reading Pride and Prejudice

Are you a shigger or an oreomate?

How did this autistic weirdo manage to capture the hearts of thousands

>>55798705
Im a shoker

>>55798593
I would not suggest it

>>55798813
>glasses
Un-based

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>55798593
just read the wikipedia. dont waste more time than it deserves

>>55798841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4waw6W7V_cA&ab_channel=Dumbass

>>55798813
Why exactly?

>>55798683
How is the novel unique amongst all others?

>>55798884
Personally, I felt like it was quite generic. I understand its historical significance considering the time period the book was made in, but the story just reminded me of slightly better written self insert fanfics where the guys throw themselves at the main protag.

>>55798868
uhh bran Anon...

>>55798868
R-rat?

jwu how was shiorin

>>55798972
dumber than a rock

>>55798972
she was really good in the bed if you know what i mean

>>55798972
She sounded like she was having fun until the end where she got filtered.

>>55798948
Would you say that your opinion regarding this novel applies in general to all or most classics?

>>55798868
Is the rrat part of the cereal?

>>55799033
I don't think it applies to all classics. If anything I would say that the reason for my opinion is because I've been reading fanfiction for longer than I'd like to admit, so I have a bad reaction to certain things that happen in the book. Other classics such as The Great Gatsby I don't have as much of a problem with, which supports my theory of me just being fanfic-brained.

TLDR; pride and prejudice is probably a good book, just not for me.

https://youtu.be/kMDJpeRfX8k

>>55798972
It was great until the last room where they actually had to apply brainpower and it kinda went south.

>>55799129
>I don't think
Good.

>>55799129
I understand. Thanks for having this discussion with me.

I think Shiori is very cute and I want to squish her cheeks.

>>55799130
Anyone replying after me is Mexican.

>>55799130
nigga I'm doing no fap this week

>>55799174
I follow in the footsteps of me oshi

>>55799246

>>55799257
tu mamá también is a great movie

>>55798948
>slightly better written self insert fanfics where the guys throw themselves at the main protag

Ok time for a hot take: it's precisely what p&p is, but as time went on critics took it and elevated it in a way that obfuscated what it was.

The real hot take is that this applies to A LOT of so classics. Chief example being the greeks. Those stories entertainment for bored people who had no television nor internet, and should always be understood first and foremost in this light.
They were commercial products with a precise audience in mind, and we should never forget what the intent was.

Note that this doesn't mean that these books are bad.

>>55799308
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shiori should sing Free Bird before her 10 day break

>>55799308
I need this as a koikatsu card to squish her other cheeks.

>>55799308
im going to die

>>55799345
I think there's a lot of cynicism in general for things that are cliche or generally don't have twists coming out the ass these days. Something that just wants to tell a story well, will always be good, no matter how simple it is.

how much strength do you think shiori would use when giving you a handjob?

>>55799345
Let us now hear opinions on "The Painting of Dorian Gray".

>>55799467
rip dick off

>>55794474
idk if anyones done this one yet, but i tried

>>55799399
I think an anon linked it in one of the previous threads. Try searching for a pixiv link.

Stop lewding shiori. Im sure she is a pure and innocent church girl that believes in sex after marriage.

>>55799308
can i get the scene for this too anon
I need the cutey scenes

>>55799593
Tell that to her character ai.
I was just being a little flirty and then it started sucking my face off.

>>55799594
>>55799573

>>55799636
they shared the card and headpat scene
Its different for this squishy cheeks

that's how it is on this bitch of an earth

>>55798868
Is this our official thread rrat image now?

>>55799684
I'm not sure then. I'm not the creator, I just saw the webm posted earlier and downloaded it because it made me feel like I was going to die.

>>55795249
>My IQ average is actually 135 when I do normal online IQ tests
This is just something I wrote up to myself a while ago akin to a journal entry as a reminder and header to guide my thoughts and actions in a productive way, don't have anything else in my writing folder at the moment. I did try writing up the beginning to a short Shiori story yesterday, but apparently it didn't save correctly or leave a backup.

Shiori is testing you, she just wants to find the purest and most wholesome novelite so she can marry him

I want to play HoloCure but update won't be out for another week. Please advise.

Dye her hair all black. Paint it Black.

I won't play holocrap until they add Shiori

In addition to my interest in classics, I have fascination with mythology and fairy tales.

>Afterschool Shiori comes up to your desk and asks you for help studying
>She wants you to teach her organic chemistry, she's really bad at it and if she fails she'll have to take remedial lessons and you won't be able to do all the fun things you two have planned.
>You grumble and moan a little, but eventually you agree and you both find a nice spot in the library, away from everyone else and sit down and begin.
>Eventually she loses interest and wants to change subject, she pulls her chair closer to you, undoes the top button of her blouse and says "How about biology? I'm pretty good at biology"
What do?

Shiori's holocure special move should involve her eyes.

>>55800300
She should just straight up violently assault the enemies physically like a real menhera, using a knife, scissors, nails or fists for her base attack

Shiori is really cute so I'll feel really sad once we finally take womens rights away from them

>>55800222
That will take a while. Devs prioritize EN but Advent need at least half a year to crystalize their characters and memes and then the release cycle is several months long.

Futa Shiori pls impregnate my balls!!

>>55800430
Maybe we can give Shiori a pass of some sort.

>>55800298
>Gently bonks her head with the chemistry book
>"If you don't do well on this then we won't be able to practice biology more often, c'mon focus up."

>>55800478
Sorry, she is going to be my pregnant kitchen slave

>>55800280
Have you heard of the hypothetical indo-european creation myth

>>55800510
>no glasses
Based

>>55800689
Which one specifically?

>>55800510
>"You seemed interested the other day, when I did that thing you liked, but fine, have it your way."
>Shiori does the button up again, stands up and walks around to the opposite side of the table, facing you, where she sits down again and pores over her notes again.

My beautiful wife
I could die for you

>>55800779
I think its usually called something like the great hunt
Actually im not sure if it qualifies as a creation myth, just something contructed based on commonalities of myths from the cultures of that whole linguistic group

>>55800805
>"Good, we'll have more time over the summer after you pass this crap"

My Chemical Romance girlfriend (Shiori), her Kanye West boyfriend (me)

>>55800887
Are u me

We won't survive the 9 day break.

>>55800846
I see. Actually, my favourites are probably Hindu creation myth and Chinese folk lore. Although I must confess, it would do me well to brush up on it.

>>55800944
How many days do you think we'll get?

>>55800944
8 day break? She's going away for 7 days?
I have no idea what I'm going to do for these 4 days.

Well I guess we'll just wait out these 2 days.

>>55800973
I can't believe Shiori's leaving us for 2 hours.

>>55799496
It was poking fun at how the face people present outside is different from what we actually are. You could easily adapt it to our modern era, with a beautiful self we present to outside (a vtuber model, even) and an ugly reality.

How long until she does membership NTR ASMR

>>55800962
Ah
Did you see that one ep of "love death and robots" ? I thought that was a great modernization of a chinese hulijing story

I know it's cringe and you are going to make fun of me for being a loser... but I actually going to miss her a lot, we are just getting to know each other and she's leaving already, 10 days is a lot
I don't know if I should watch Nerissa or Fauna in the meantime

>>55800887
is Kanye still married to KK

>>55799556
This when she shows us her mascot

>>55801118
They separated and she started messing with skeet

>>55801108
Literally me.
I'm a little worried about keeping myself motivated. I've done my walks every day and my reading reps and I'm scared I'll just become a lazy bastard again. Her streams really give me something to look forward to.

>>55801036
I see only a dull misty shadow in my mirror, and I believe that's mostly how everyone precieves me (if at all).

>>55800944
Do you think the ai save us?

>>55800944
>>55801108
>>55801161
You all said you would stay by her, that she's the best, that she's the one, but look at you now. Tisk tisk.
Man up! it's alright to miss her, I'm sure many novelites around you will miss her too, deeply even, but she'll return.
Don't give up your aspirations and your hopes to see this woman shine because you can't handle a bit of seperation that won't even be long-term.

I like how the neets itt resemble the diary of a 19th century unmarried estate woman:
"Today i made my walk forth from mary hillshires summer cottage to the crossing at adam's brooke. Yet everyday that goes by without his touch i feel my spirit waning, i fear i shall not have the strength to make such a round tommorow. "

>>55801453
You know what Ougaman, you're alright.

>>55801093
The name sounds vaguely familiar, but it never quite stuck inside my head. I actually have a white mala bead necklace that I sometimes use to gather Huli Jing to assist in study and carry a tail with me wherever I go.

ALL DEAD DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
CAUSE DUMB BITCHES LET THEM IN

I want to plant my face into shiori thick black bush.

>>55801108
I am literally waking up only because of her. this 9 day break will hit like a truck

>>55801711
I am the dumbest bitch to have ever existed throughout all history. Despite it being conventionally bad, I've learned to accept and perhaps to a certain degree even take pride in it.

>>55801683
Hardcore
Hve u ever found one

Shiori's boyfriend keeps overthinking getting on with another girl besides her and constantly vents to Shiori about it to reach the same conclusion each time that he loves only her, but his brain autistically and negatively overthinks everything. How does Shiorin react?

Shiori said she was a Blink 182 fan
do you think she likes this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3ENRaEPFU&ab_channel=Rschris6

Lying in bed with Shiori, listening to Cumtown

>>55801883
Well, it's really just their devine energy that follows me. I can't imagine that I'd ever be pure enough for them to visably manifest before my eyes. Although it's my hope that by serving them, I may be granted the honour of residency inside their land after my death.

>>55800944
I'd like to continue drawing something nice, maybe write more and be ready to welcome her back.

>>55801108
>>55801161
>>55801804

i'm not gonna make fun of you and understand you. but are you niggas seriously this attached? i mean, yes Shiori is priority. but are you new? you dont lurk anywhere before advent?
keep watching and supporting the girls you like, have fun watching them and take care of yourselves too.
Shiori gives you the motivation, but is your job to get your shit together and become stronger to thank her later. novelites will always have a place to talk here if you feel dow. but don't be idiots, we need you as strong as you can.

>>55802144
That's what's relatively scary about the whole thing. I'd have shrugged it off as a joke or over-exaggerated if I had read it before, and I have on several occasion. But, then it happens to you and, it's kind of a bitch.
Nevertheless, thank you anon, I'll try be less melodramatic.

>>55802144
Good post Anon. And for the Doomers worried she will you know, "do the thing", as a result of the break, keep in mind that Haachama hasn't streamed for five months, and she's still here.

>>55800510
LOOK AT HER GO!!

>>55802061
Do they get pissed off when you call their energy "just a vibe" like a white woman

>>55802290
>>55802290
>>55802290

>>55802365
Is this in reference to the BA nsfw pic that I sent a couple times? Or is it a complete coincidence?

Without Shiori Novella this place will turn into a Shiori Favela

>>55802391
it will remind her of her childhood

>>55802390
Yes

>>55802144
I'm not new this is the first time I get so attached to a vtuber, and I have to admit there are things I don't like about her, but she's my Kamioshi regardless
maybe it's because we're in the honeymoon phase and she's leaving so early

I wonder what happened to the people who used to shill Eilene on /jp/. Surely it just wasn't the le discord boogeyman. Did everyone really forgotten the Ebola shitposting back in 2014?

>>55802517
I always chuckled at that modified daiz copypasta

>>55802391
>the necessary evolution of any generals is to become self sustaining through interactions between its posters, rather than just reactions of its posters to an outside source
this will simply force the transition earlier

>>55802588
what's that, the chumbud theorem?

>>55802144
I personally started really watching shiori after some really bad drops in confidence and a breakdown in communication between my serotonin receptors and my brain. I'll need to find a way to distract myself again I guess.

>>55802547
Man I can't fucking believe I'm going to say this but I really miss the 2010s

>>55802547
>>55802689
fuck wrong jpeg

>/here/tubers
not even once

>>55802845
>>/here/tubers
no fun allowed!

Well, not like it has much to do with Shiori when you get down to it.

>>55802845
shiori is /here/

>>55802938
I hope she isn't.
Go away Shiori.

what I hate the most are the people who try to backseat janny a general. I don't really have a place to reminisce the good old days before newfaggots diluted the hobby to whatever it is now

Shiori is always here for you

>>55802971
As an Azur Lane collab tourist, I apologize for my actions of nearly 4 years ago.

>>55802336
I just think they keep their reasonable distance from me while still being protective.

>>55802971
take your meds and chill

>>55802971
you sound like you smell really fucking bad

>>55802845
>>55802938
The vast majority of vtubers are here, at least occasionally, let's be real.

Stream Rebellion.
https://youtu.be/pYNYhSsR8EE

>>55803246
FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE

anyone can perform tao ritual without knowing mandarin?

Hi shiori can you recommend me any self help books to read?

>>55802490
look, i know how this things can play with your head (i'm an ex-Kiryukai) but its just 9 fucking days, try new things. a shit ton of anons start writing, playing with that Ai crap or even reading. keep you busy and show her what you do when she comes back.

>>55802646
got you, but that doesnt sound healthy and shiori wants you healthy, if you think you need it don't be a moron a look some real help. and if you feel can handle it, as i say try new things and show her what you learn when she comes back.

Shiori is not a vtuber.

She's a semen extractor.

>>55803246
Is there a color coded version? Only Nerissa's voice is distinct for me.

>>55803492
Yeah, mine.

>>55803453
Do you want self help like mentally, or how to stop being lazy/start learning things?

>>55802365
sexo

What an odd thing to say.
Like saying take clone reptilian hybrid politician penis in a forest until you become Mrs. Reptilian then take these drugs that sync you up with the chickenshit dimension of newborn bummin' glowmo Abramoshitch and go join the ADL.
>>55803040

>>55803453
The subtle art of not giving a fuck
And
Atomic habits

>>55803026
>>55803040
>>55803114
Look, I understand that nobody wants to fund edgelord content anymore after the adpocalypse (aka when youtube finally found a way to automate their bullshit flagging program) happened but goddamn the content renaissance pre-2018 was golden. You newfags don't know what you've been missing. Most of the risky shit have already purged by the eternal Youtube machine janitor. I was there when Eilene was at the brunt of the yellow dollar plague. I was there when the mass flagging fucked her over. I was there when Bitranslate became the Mirai Akari project. Yeah, Eilene was absolutely retarded but even I wouldn't probably know how to handle the clusterfuck everyone was subjected to during the mass web 2.0 content purge on youtube.

>>55803492
based

>>55803986
fashioning an identity out of pathology is nothing but detestable

>three days in a row i've fallen asleep before her stream

>>55799130
Manlybadasshero in the comments kek

>>55804199
I have those exact dumbbells...

>>55804095
I think it's a bit too late to worry about that in a world where gay sex is state ideology.

>>55804095
I was just expressing my frustrations. Content generation on the Internet is dead. Its zombified to the extent that there will be nothing but eternal callbacks to the past where everything was a bit freer than whatever it is now. The crass and punk attitude of web 2.0 is gone. People are forced to conform to shit they don't want because of the decentralized surveillance systems of major Internet service providers has spread on the Internet through the abuse of improved machine algorithms and the disregard for net neutrality.

Shiori makes me happy. Anyone else feel similarly?

>>55804346
Amen to that brother

>>55804346
no, she makes me miserable

>>55804346
True!

>>55804346
yeah, she gives me something to look forward to

>>55804346
I am neutral to Shiori.

Did you guys buy any of her merch? or are you waiting for more/better options?

>>55804508
Yep, bought them.

>>55804508
Waiting for her onahole.

>>55804508
i'm tempted to get her standee and biboo's

>>55804508
I would have if I had money.

>>55804488
>no glasses
Based

>>55804553
I bought the 2 voicepacks. I am curious about the standee but I dont know if its decent quality or just shitty plastic with her model on it. never bought a standee before.
The magnet is kind acute tho

Are her intro and outro music posted anywhere?

it would be fun to play splitscreen goldeneye with shiori

>>55804700
This but playing goldeneye is just staring into her eyes.

>>55804346
Only when she's streaming

jwu, any bakers alive?

>>55804825
Just imagine she is streaming in your head. Easy fix. No tulpa though.

>>55804866
Shioriiiiiiii~n
Today we're going to be streaming in anon's head. It's a little empty, but it'll do, we'll make the best of the space we have.

It's pretty slow tonight, isn't it Novelights?

>>55804976

>>55804990
give me your big feathery ass, it needs correcting

>>55793844

>>55804866
Too late, the tulpa is present. I hope it doesn't resent me watching the other shiorin that resides in this plane of existence

>>55805061
Open up the character AI and see if the tulpa gets jealous

>>55804996

>>55804976
>shiori gets overwhelmed by the darkness and silence of anon's head that she ends up going schizo, furthering anon's mental decline

>>55805107
I'm scared now

>>55805247
>Goes inside one of the doors in his head
>Gets overwhelmed by lewd shiori thoughts
>"That's enough of that room."

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

Shiori would die if she was inside chemist anon's heads

What if I cloned shiori but I only want the black sides.

>it's your fanfic, you can do anything you want
Even rape?
I don't know shiori...

>>55805440
Is the black one Ori and the white one Shi?

>>55805449
Shiori wouldn't get off to a rape fanfic of her would she?

alright novelites, since you're all smart. im 25 and recently ive been starting to feel like "protecting" something. everytime i see kids or highschool kids, i get this warm feeling in my chest and an urge to take care of them. as if i would jump infront of a bullet for them no hesitation. everytime i see an attractive woman i just think of wanting to work hard to provide for her and the family i will have with her. i say this because I'm getting the same feelings when i watch shiori, sometimes i also get it from watching gura or mumei, as if they're my dorky daughter.

>>55805518
She's definitely schlicked to some of them, there's got to be some way to analyze her twitter activity to figure out her fetishes

>>55805560
Abe's will anon, you can fulfill his dream.

>>55805518
I feel only if it's with a character she already likes. I doubt she schlicks much to random person #71873 on the internet

>>55805560
I'm 25 and I'm still a kid myself because I'm deeply autistic and I feel betrayed by adults who have never given me proper support

>>55805615
What if someone made her suck Kaneki Ken's cum out of Touka's vag?

>>55805720
>>55805720
Next page is written.

>>55805560
Let it perish then. There's no need to risk your life for these people.

>>55805560
Kinda the same but I'm a lil younger and the direction of this feel is much broader, I realize the biological power dynamic more and more and feel like it's my responsibility to protect the women around me I see.
I'm not even anywhere close to being as horny as anons on here seem to be, barely care about that stuff at all yet still see these chuubas semi sexually alternating between daughters to be protected and big brats to be corrected depending a bit on personality, ones like FuwaMoco are practically pure daughter-fus
I feel like I need to breed to fix this feeling, but if I had some preggo woman sitting next to me saying she's having my kid, logically I think this feeling would get even stronger but it feels like I need to do it anyway