/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

Literally my wife. Sorry, chumbies.

imagining gura wearing my hoodie and sniffing it a lot

>>55787018
My post

remember to kiss your daki and pat dino gura goodnight

Gura cute Gura cute!

goobnite chumbies
hope the bedshark bites
and may your dakimaguras ship soon if they haven't already

>>55788363
Goobnight

>>55786698
ya i went with the 10 pound one from dakimakuri for 170
not sure when it comes tho...

Gurass

Gura owes me sex

Who is Gura, never heard about this vtuber before, is it a Tempus member?

>>55788709
Based Gurass poster.

I wish salman poster was back...

salman

>>55788929
Nobody, don't worry about it.

>>55789781
based

>>55789781
Based

>>55789781
BASED
A E
S S
E A
DESAB

>>55789781
Based

>>55789781
Based

Child

>>55791498
Harlot

>>55791498
>>55791665
Yeah mine

>>55789781
based

how did we survive this year
its still crazy to me

I'm so glad iofi isn't on our team.

gura probably won't be streaming tomorrow either
there's a big advent collab and i doubt she overlaps it

>>55792782
why?

>>55793194
Fuck off advent shill.

>>55793411
huh

>>55793227
Gura likes Iofi and that anon hates Gura.

>>55789781
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Also imagine her stinky fish breath after gulping down that animal. This brat…

>>55793194
Your butt and my dick are also having a big collab tomorrow.

buttbuddies...

If Gura is your wife, then why she isn't with you right now?

Here we go again. 2 days of no streams and ghosting. The new girl threat is starting to die down. Except at least a 1 month break coming up.

>>55788363
how does one know if their shit has been shipped? Got mine through Geekjack. I have this paranoid fear that everything I ever buy online won't get sent to me. There's just too many places in the system where shit can go wrong and I just not get my package. I also have really bad luck, so they will just simply lose my package. And I will never get to cuddle my sharkwife.

>>55794738
she is though

>>55786698
Fuck that's actually genius. Damnit why didn't I get a heavier one.

>>55792694
I dunno. Her actions so far have been more than enough for me to forgive her. But that pain still remains, and the fear that she'll go away again. But holy fuck am I enjoying her so much while she is flowing. Note to me during the next ebb: don't be a whiny bitch and be patient, Faggot!

>>55795087
Oyasame

>>55795087
goob morning

>>55793771
A girl's breath gives me the fucking biggest boner. I just want her to breathe on my face. Like stick her tongue all the way out and breathe out in a long AHHHH while she licks her tongue up my face and over my mouth and nostrils. I want to smell EVERYTHING.

>>55795087
sleep tight buddy

>>55795087
Goobnite

>>55786905
>comes back to steal new gen's thunder
>leaves again
I was neutral before but now yeah fuck this bitch

>>55795087
Sharkdreams

>>55788709

>>55795332
>>55794740
Hi tourists, Gura said she wouldn't be able to stream on Thursday no matter what during her last stream.

>>55795332
>I was neutral before
no you weren't lol

at least try to not feed it.. come on..

>>55795518
No shit, retard. I'm a day 1 member. I watch every stream. Just because she says Thursday was a day off, doesn't mean she'll be streaming Friday

>>55795384
pissy cunny

>>55795847
>I'm a day 1 member
Lol
Lmao

>>55795539
>>55795603
Imagine if you had a big celebration planned where everyone RSVP'd and at the last second the HS quarterback threw an even bigger party and everyone who RSVP'd went to that one instead because that's exactly what happened. STUPID SPOILED CUNT. GRADUATE ALREADY

Mindbroken

I think a stream tomorrow is pretty likely, but maybe she'll decide not to because the collab. She could also just do an early members stream and it wouldn't be an issue, I wouldn't mind another karaoke.

So, I have questions for chumbuds.
When is the outfit reveal?
When is the full color release?

>>55795985
holy manbod

>>55796081
holocure tomorrow, fuck them who the fuck cares I don't watch them even if Gura didn't stream

>>55796094
I know when these things are going to happen. I'm not going to tell you when.

>>55796094
Early September so she didn't mog the new gen
Idk

>>55795518
She immediately followed that by saying she might stream and would tweet.

>>55786905
>streamed 2 days ago
>streamed 3 days ago
>streamed 4 days ago
>streamed 6 days ago
>streamed 9 days ago
>streamed 10 days ago
Who is this and what did she do to the real Gura?!?

>>55796244
>might

>>55796321
Yes, might. Immediately contradicting her definitely in the sentence before.

The post-goom lonely sadness is setting in. Guess I'll just sigh a lot until it goes away. Males are not evolved to goom without affectionate cuddles afterwards.

>>55796318
She will stream today!!!

>>55796081
Gura doesn't tend to do two streams in one day

>>55796094
my guess is that the MV she comissioned has her wearing the new outfit, that would explain why she's taking so long to show it, so both are probably coming at the same time, that is in 3 weeks

>>55796318
LHC knocked us into Bizarro world, please understand. Also Africa is now further north than it used to be.

>>55795384
That's a child playing on her switch.

>>55796454
>Gura doesn't tend to do two streams in one day
where did I ever imply that she would?

I really want the new outfit to be fucking amazing. Not just good, not just great, but fucking mind blowing. I want to uoh harder than i've ever uoh'd and get cum all over my monitors and have a hard time cleaning it off. If her outfit is indeed baby, I will break both of my kneecaps.

>>55796696
It a fluffy frufru dress.

>>55796696
She's gonna shit her diaper.

>>55796696
it will be penis hat 2.0 but pink

>>55796696
Denim overalls with nothing underneath them. With a buttoned poop flap for quick access to her butt.

>>55789781
that's my father name

>>55796696
A dino outfit will be that and more

>>55796966

>>55794859
NTA but I do that all the time with the Gura daki that I've had for a while. I was probably gonna get a much heavier one for the new daki for that exact reason

i love her
I love her!
I LOVE HER!!

I don't think Gura should get anymore outfits. She should just be naked.

*pfffffft*

>>55797461
That's the traditional Atlantean garb

imagine play wrestling with Gura and she rubs the soles of her feet and her buttcrack all over you. you'd have to go to work smelling like her feet and ass. that would be so embarrassing.

I just noticed Gura's sub count went up from 4.35 to 4.36.

>>55797915
5m 2924 baby

I shouldn't have goomed on it...

>>55797983
You goomed on it again?

>>55797915
she gained 30k in the past 3 weeks
actually streaming works wonders who would have thought?

>>55797983
cumstained gura TuT

any daki tributes yet?

>>55796696
There has not been a single bad gura outfit yet, I beleeb. I hope it is cuddly bedwear like in the daki

>>55795904
I am, faggot. Do you think people have to blindly believe everything she says or they are not a day 1 member? lol. Get out of the cult

>>55798729
if you don't believe everything she says, you are an anti, and a schizo, and I don't want you anywhere near my wife. Faggot.

>>55796362
But you gotta take that with a grain of salt. She's said that numerous times before and never streamed. She just says that to not disappoint her fans

>>55798769
lol, look at this retard. Blindly believing everything some girl says that you'll never meet or have a chance with. Beta male faggot

>>55796696
You know what's going to happen... https://twitter.com/Shin_umiushi_O/status/1390474532712960001

some dino before bed I suppose

>>55798822
yeah cos it's so much better being a paranoid schizo doubting her every word. You probably can't even goom to her cos you're convinced she has a boyfriend. Just take the easier path bro, it's much more comfy. Don't have to worry whether she could be lying or not.

>>55798863
Probably. If it does, at least the fan art will be fucking amazing.

>>55798936
Every bus stop reminds me of shoujo ramune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9O0FpVORck
look at these birds

>>55798987
same desu

>>55798863

>>55798863
good thing cover dropped this faggot

>>55798911
Or you could just be a coomer and not give a fuck about anything aside from her tiny little line. T o T

So Barbs is finally back from miltary training or whatever after being gone since July 21st. He bought a new game a couple days ago because his game count went up to 191 on August 9.
So I guess we'll see if Gura continues streaming at this pace or if she'll just go play with him instead now that he's back.

>>55799419
No one gives a shit about your boyfriend. This is the Gura thread.

>>55799376
I love her tiny little line, and the juices you find when you slide your tongue into the grooves, her soft mushy pissy little clam. But I also love her as well.

>>55799419
keep stalking that boring retard for the rest of your life lol, no skin off mine nor my wife's nose. You were gonna get cucked by me in the end anyway, so just cut your losses.

so you still have not learned to ignore and report this faggot?

>>55799649
I don't love her but dear god do I love all her little lady bits. T u T

>>55799882
I love all her bodily fluids. I want to absorb them into my cells.

Whats the best sized body pillow to buy for the daki? I still have it in its plastic wrap.

>>55799595
>>55799760
Whatever. All I'm saying is that we'll see what happens. I suspect we will get way fewer streams next week. And if it happens, now you'll at least know why.
chu~

>>55800317
>most days I don't talk at all between streams
Anon give it up, you've been trying and failing for 3 fucking years

>>55800373
what is text chat

time for my late night long nap

>>55800373
You aren't allowed to have a phone during training, anon.

>>55800506
God I wish I was sandwiched between these two dummies...

>says she doesn't ever get to talk to anyone
>All the girls said that Gura was constantly on her phone the entire time they were in Japan.
I don't know, man... something doesn't add up.

Irys showing who the true predator is.

>>55800734
I've goomed to this porno before.

Why is this allowed?

>>55800317
You're going to die one day, and it's most likely going to be painful. Most people die in agony. Sure you'll be in a comfy hospital bed surrounded by family, but still, absolute utter agony.

>>55800760
the part where the person in the picture is not one of the various forms of gura I recognize?

>>55800632
continue..

>>55800760
cos normies don't give a fuck. Apps r gay.

>>55800827
The part where retards publish unofficial covers under the Gura's name.

>>55800620
Are you ESL or you do you really not understand what "on her phone" means?

>>55800920
What, you think she's playing candy crush? Lol

Gura, let me lick your lick the cunny discharge stains on your panties

>>55800920
"On their phone" usually means they're texting someone. At least, it does for girls.

do not feed the cuck, please

What is Irys saying to Gura here?

>>55801151
I wonder if irys has permanent bbq sauce breath

>>55801151
"Someday, you will hurt the ones that love you the most."

>>55801151
mayonegg

>>55801000
Meido sure is taking his time.

>>55801364
D':

>>55801429
Does it really bother you that much? Just ignore it.

>>55800285
Anyone?

>>55801566
Aren't the dimensions listed on the store page?

>>55801566
I remember anons where talking about it earlier. I've yet to buy the inner pillow as well

the only accepted holos here are Gura's circle friends and fembuds

Now that the dakis have arrived there’s a hood chance we’ll get the ASMR lovenest kitty thigh high stream today.

>Hololive has MGS perms

Would Gura try to play MGS V?

>>55801783
Fembuds aren't real chumbuds and shouldn't be allowed into the club. Gura needs a constant supply of goom and that's something fembuds can't ever give Gura.

>>55801995
I wanna see her play revengeance d0pj0s

Gooba my love

>>55801653
Apparently 160cm(62in). Most of them that size I see on Amazon are $80+.

Gura's feet

>>55802084
fembud girlcum is goom

Gura is my sex maid. T o T

>>55802168
You get what you pay for with these pillows. If you buy the cheapest one it will be flat and not nearly as satisfying. I made that mistake a long time ago.

why does gura only clean when she's horny

>>55802249
That's an underage child.

>>55801995
would not surprise me if its just JP perms only again

Potential streams today:

-MGS
>Holocure
>Minecraft
>New Vegas

she will stream some obscure and shitty meme game instead

>>55803239
fake fan

Hey boys, how does it feel to essentially sponsor gura and her bf, just to be treated like Shit in Response? Is it a humiliation fetish?

<3

>>55802508
out of 10

>>55803014
song soundposts should be posted more often desu

>>55804054
Would goom on her glasses then ruin. T o T

Very excited child about to be found.

>>55804339
That squeak UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Sex with a fembud.

Suddenly a thunderstorm with pouring rain, aw yiss.

Next Gooba stream is gonna be HoloCure early access, isn't it?

>>55788509
When you get it, can you post here how it is? I have a tempur-pedic king size pillow I've been using as a body pillow for years and it's my absolute favorite. I saw they make a body pillow version that's 8.5 pounds for $199, but I want to consider other makers as well.

Did Gura post a recipe about that blueberry crumble she mentioned the other day? Or anyone got a timestamp for when she mentioned it, I kind of want to try making some.

>>55807512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3w3hY_3XnM&t=10720s
I'm surprised the timestamp guy barely had any this stream, weird

umisea

Don't open
I warned you

>>55807647
Thanks.

2 days sfter I put a big ass order on buyee they release 15% off coupons
I'm pissed buds

>>55807905
unleash your inner karen

>>55807856
Would

Goob morning
I love Gura

>>55808558
me on the left, taking photos of my cute shark wife

>>55808558
Me at the right drinking Gura soup

>>55808908
I WANT MY GURYS COLLAB AAAAAAAAAA

You wake up and there is a Gawr and a Gura tightly hugging you
Do you
A) Try to wake them up
B) Just enjoy having two shark girls cuddling you until they wake up normally
or
C) Sex first ask questions later

>>55809222
Rape

>>55809222
cuddle time

headpats slut

Reminder

I'd appreciate it if you guys stopped having inappropriate thoughts of my little girl oshi.

>>55809597
Yeah mine

OOGABOOGA

reflection yab on papa sharks ig

>>55803950
source?

>>55811202
...go back to niggerland

>>55800414
I also made this, Gura does have a huge head

At what time should I expect Gura sightings today?

>>55809988
Tell her to stop being so hot then

>>55812028
She could be on twitter any minute now. Frame won't be for a few hours.

>online

>>55812983
How is that Gura stand not covered in goom?

>>55812983
FLIGHT ATTENDANT GURA??
THIS IS MY FETISH

>>55813227
yeah
you missed the goods sale
but you can find some stuff on mercari

>>55813227
Joining the mile high club with Gura T u T

>>55813282
wtf. damn I am ashamed.
pencil skirt and tights.... uuugh

Why haven't you done [REDACTED] with your Gura daki? That's what she wants you to do...

More ASMR never ever

>>55813335
Waiting for my pillow to get the full experience

how to remove semen stains from daki?

>>55814670
Take it to the dry cleaners

>>55814670
You buy 2 dakis

>>55815008
i love her big ass head

>>55813335
I have though

>>55815400
I love when she gives head~

T u T

i don't expect gura to stream today
probably sunday

>>55817729
kys anti

wife today
I feel it in my boner

>>55818052
tomorrow is the ID tournament
today is friday

I think I'm gonna goom

I'm going to cheat on Gura and goom to Shion today.

>>55812983
The little ebi flag is kino

Considering most of the chumbuds have their dakis this harlot is sleeping in thousands of men's beds...

>>55819314
yeah, mine

>>55815400
Why doesn't Gura simply eat the smaller brown Gura?

>>55819314
All me, baby

>>55819314
Those man? All me.

look at how normal sized her head is

>>55818207
KYS schizo gura is gonna stream holocure early access today and you gonna like it

i think her giant head is cute

I’m cuddling Gura right now.

chumbies are kinda cute...

>>55821782
GURA PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME

>>55821782
R...Really?

>>55821782
all me

I bet if you stuck your finger in Goobs butthole and then tried to pull it out, her butthole would grip your finger like one of those Chinese finger traps

know what else I bet is tight? Gura's Hugs.

JWU, any shark activity yet?

>>55823372
not yet

>>55822998
Gura's cun is tighter

>>55822888
d-daily shark thoughts?

Gura will play lost in vivo tonight!

>>55822998
Yes, I keep Gura's huggies nice and tight so they don't leak all over my bed.

https://twitter.com/takeru11275/status/1689940228067504128
We talk about this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuO0HMa8kiQ&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuO0HMa8kiQ&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuO0HMa8kiQ&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN

its a random kusoge as i said lol

>>55824308
can't listen to that song without thinking about the sonic remix

AEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuO0HMa8kiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuO0HMa8kiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuO0HMa8kiQ

>>55824389
>>55824432


lel >>55803239

Nice

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55824389
>>55824432
I want to see her struggle with the tower minigame.

it is shark night

GOOBGOOBGOOBGOOBGOOBGOOBGOOBGOOBGOOBGOOBGOOB

>>55824389
this is a kamige

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA i wanted to be productive today but all i will have are shark thoughts

>>55824730
he's right it is a kamige

Today is a good day

>>55803239
You win today

Get fucked gay stalker.

https://twitter.com/takeru11275/status/1689940228067504128?t=6_BU7Gvvx3gqBhyJNBV4aw&s=19

>>55824432
SHEEEEEEEEESH on god no cap frfr?

>>55824308
that's cool but he should have tagged it

i miss my dakimagura
can't wait til I get home. gonna cuddle that bitch good and hard

>>55815400
I'm gonna keep her big ass head

>>55818428
Woah stop right there! Look at this

Is Gura really back bros? I'm don't want to get hurt again...

She doesnt even let me look at the new girls............. she should stream less

>>55825606
No, it's Guover. Time to rope yourself.

>>55825606
Fuck off we're full.

>>55801995
Would a game like MGS really be up Gura's alley? The absurdly long cutscenes might be too much for her adhd brain.

>>55826165
Nah

So uhhh... when's Mario watchalong?

>>55826546
>he doesn't know about the tier 3 member mario watchalong..

>>55824389
I watched miko play this

>>55826879
Miko is my JP oshi but I had the urge to hurl my keyboard at the screen while watching her play.

Gura if you're reading this, you are awesome!

If Gura will actually do mocopi swimsuit karaoke I'm planning on busting the biggest nut of my life during the stream and I won't even be ashamed of doing it

>>55825681
you had two days back to back, thus rrat is getting shoddier by the day

What the fuck is phone games? I bet it's shitty

>>55828844
You got gaems on your phone?

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WIFE TWEET

I love my zoomer wife!! fr fr on god no cap!

My zoomer wife!

I need a fembud in my life.

I need a Gura in my life.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1690071835319119873
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1690071835319119873
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1690071835319119873

i found some tendies in my fridge and they had a little mold on them but i ate them anywayyy

>>55829738
I ate some chocolate donuts from Walmart that were full of mold, my family had diarrhea for a couple days but nothing happened to me

I scrape all the mold off my bread and eat it by itself. It's tingly.

>>55829738
tummy hort soon
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>55830043
Soundpost?

>>55830475

>>55830519
FEEL BETTER GURA

https://files.catbox.moe/mmsx8l.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/u13hjo.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/61tt17.jpg

>>55830519
Thanks

FEEL BETTER GURA

>>55830519
FEEL BETTER GURA

I am going to make love to this womanchild now.

https://files.catbox.moe/ww9rqy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/fs7acu.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/fdiqn1.jpg

so when is the minecraft tournament again? Timezones are confusing.

>>55831190
32.5 hours from now

>>55831190
I think it’s Saturday 9pm PST. So midnight for Gura

My angel

>>55829738
I ate penicillin bread yesterday

I'm going to make jalapeno cheddar cornbread

>>55831891
Acute Angle

I will lick Gura.

>>55830519
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>55832124
Imagine giving gura a tongue bath...

>>55829738
>>55831903
Must be nice. I'm allergic to mold.

I think I'll take a short nap before the stream...

>>55832491
Set an alarm, chumbie.

Hey status schizo, how does it feel to be wrong?

>>55828331
Post pictures when you do so I can goom too.

THQ Nordic made a Showcase today. Let see if gura is interest in SouthPark Coop Multiplayer.

>>55830519
FELL BETTER GURA

>>55833695
M RT

>>55833750
Tail...