/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

didn't forget the title this time

Bread!

rat

Thanks for za bread

rat

ok guys, we are now gonna play against /accelerate/ in like 10 or 15 minutes, we are in the loser brackets but we can still do it
also I'll be commentating this one >https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

Thanks for the bread!
>>55761793
nice win for CouncilRyS.

Thanks for the bread!

End of the match, we are still in boys.
Come back tomorrow for the definitive final, councilrys will make it to the actual finals, you just have to believe.
Now I go have lunch... or dinner...

>>55764498
Fuck yeah mate

Soon

>>55761793
bumer
Fucking missed it
I forgot my conversions

>>55766547
https://youtu.be/J_kvGNllVEE?t=19085
woops just dropped this vod here

>>55766624
Thankyou good sir

>>55766624
We need some high energy commentators for next time
Argie bros it's your time

>>55769087
b-but I commentated the last one haha... and I'm argie hahahah....
I get shy + I don't wanna talk over the others + I wasn't supposed to commentate a team I'm involved with + I wanted to scream GOLAZO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL but I didn't have the balls

What's our rat cooking today/tonight, Brrats?

>>55770139
Wagyu

>>55761793
>>55764498
/rrat/ basically carries this team

>>55770675
Don't be like that man, we just got rolled a lot of rrat players.
>>55770139
I don't know anything about what type of meat you cook in these type of things, honestly i don't understand anything about meat I always think it's annoying to eat you know having to go around the bone and shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwvwaBLJJj4

bae is on this thumbnail so expect a shorter zatsu

>>55770978
Good catch, looks like we'll only get 3 hours at most then but probably closer to 2

Bread! just in time

Rat on telly soon!

>>55770978
>12:30 am
Well, at least I'll have a zatsu to make up for it

BAE STOP CUDDLEFUCKING MUMEI

>>55769996
Spoiler: Should have, they would get you back for sure
But i probably would struggle too
Then again i don't give a shit what this board thinks about me so maybe i would

TELLY

telly!

bro's....
i know it's sui-chan but it still hurts

>Schizophrenia date zatsu
Interesting concept Bae

We are the third wheel...
Suisei-san is awfully quiet today

>you don't see her?
I see a table

Bae is incredibly schizophrenic today

>>55772772
>>55772857
what do you mean? Suisei is there...cant you guys hear her?

Bae is into architecture...

>Are you the feeder or the trash can
Baechama??

Mr. Squeaks is talking more than Suisei.
Maybe Suisei doesn't like Yakiniku and is giving us, Bae, and Mr. Squeaks the silent treatment until she gets what she wants.

>>55772926
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Bae has a feeder fetish...

>>55773170
>a place where you can shove as much meat as you want in your mouth without eating any veggies
suisei unironically loves yakiniku

I want to be Bae's strong fat

>Yakiniku by yourself
Yep done that
not intentionally
i got stood up

>>55773436
i went to a place where they pair you up with randoms if there's not enough tables.
Id rather eat alone than watch a guy char meat while triying to strike conversation with a girl that absolutely does not want to be there

FRIENDTARO TOUR IS OVER LET'S GOOOO

>>55773436
Bro...

I cant belive Friendtaro is dead....

Friendtaro is a white girl
would

>>55773616
I went to a place like that and it was the awkward meal i have ever had
if you got no tables just fucken tell people instead of sitting them down across from two random newly weds on their honeymoon

>>55774011
>White girl
Oh no...

Suisei girl...please open your mouth... i ferr-a torr of hostility

>Bae self owning herself by interpreting the opposite of a comment again
Classic

KROBAE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

>Bouldering with Kronii
WTF i thought kronii was the most unfit in council

>>55774611
Kronii loves fitness

I mean they both say they're closer than they seem on stream so that's neat
>>55774611
kronii mentions working out

>with the kronster
I would've never expected it, but I'm glad they got to spend more time together
KROBAE BROS

>>55774431
*Sigh*

>>55774611
I'm not sure how you even arrived at that conclusion when her competition is mooms, IRyS the hikineet and fauna the malnourished vegan who you could pick up with one hand

*Flips pages* uuuh...*throws dice* melbae bros...we...*crunches some numbers*...are being perceived?

>>55774697
CRUMBS!

uwah Bae in a pink dress..

>burns meat and feeds it to me
>has schizophrenia and mood swings.
Oh how i love menhera girls...its almost like im back with my ex

>>55775144
please love yourself...

>>55774735
I honestly thought that since debut and never questioned it because i don't watch kronii
all i ever saw her do was the ridiculous amount of minecraft she played for the first few months so i just thought she as councils Ina

How do I hear Suzy bros

>>55775369
Listen to her music on full blast while you sleep.

>>55775369
Become one with the blade

>eating burnt meat will give you cancer
mamarat what the fuck

>>55775452
I don't get how people can sleep like that
My cousin used to do it and the noise of the headphones 5 meters away would keep me awake

I want Bae to grill my meat

>>55775940

>>55775940
Dont put your dick in the grill man...my tenderloin is there...

>>55775612
Bro country people here in Australia wont eat meat unless it's charcoaled
I had a bbq at my place and cooked all stake medium rare
My uncle said would you like me to call the vet
He should be able to bring this back to life

>>55776127
wtf

>dodge the question despite being super excited
She's 100% working on one

>>55776719
I can only hope

guys i stopped taking my meds and suisei started sounding louder!

BAE WAS READING /RRAT/ AND REALIZED SHE CAN'T SAY THAT AT THE LEAST SECOND

>>55777024
>Suisei instead of Bae in your delusions
Cheater!

>>55777024
Based and same, I even hear Towa now

>>55777111
>Least second
ESL sama your ESL is showing

Also meds

>>55777256
Gomen I got too excited by this 100% confirmed truth and made a minor spelling mistake...

Raven in chat

TAKOBAELZ GODS

TakoBaelz bros...

Every stream i think of a million questions i want to ask Bae but no that she's taking questions i can't think of one

Bae confirmed she'll be in the ID minecraft practice but no frame

Holy shit, everyone's eating good today (fitting for this stream)
KroBae, MorBae, TakoBaelz, AmeBae? I don't remember if there's a name for it already

>>55778063
Teamating press

JOIN ME, I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO BAENYA
WE NEED ALL THE SWORDS WE CAN MUSTER

I actually think this grill game format is great for Q&A zatsu

Why does that arouse me

>13 cm block heels
JESAS.

>>55778015
Opposite for me, I always feel the questions I think of will be stupid so I kinda chicken out...

Is this schizo kino?

The blush really hits different

Bae loves domestic abuse!

This really is the menhera girlfriend stream

>>55779019
Bae Harapan!

Baesed.

Bae finally succumbs to her dark side and embraces the thrill of battle

What the hell was that question

Play dice bros...

I love this question format kek, some of these questions are wild

I wonder if they're banning anyone asking a retarded question/saying something stupid

>>55779441
>>55779533
>"Who the fuck asked *CAN I EAT YOUR ASS?"
>"MIORI???"

Ok so what would you like Bae to do a cover of? Stellar or Treasure Box?

>>55779533
lmao

>>55779533
With 2,000 people, there's gotta some level of stupidity in there

>>55779625
Treasure Box no contest
Also Bae has a schedule???

>>55779625
Howling or Stardust song with CHADCAST

>Get the Holopsicon
>get everything i want
GOD I HATE RECREATORS SO MUCH BUT I LOVE ALTAIR

Which anime superpower would you want /rrat/?

>>55779625
Unison
Saga Jihen feat. Baewatch

>>55779948
then i can finally have sex with both Bae and Ahri league of legends

honestly I missed most of the stream because Miori was playing with members.... is this cheating? WIll bae hate me forever...?

>>55780328
yes and yes. Its over

>>55780328
Did you at least get in?

>>55780328
I dont think its cheating if its one of baes wives

I really have turned away from anime these days
I don't remember the last time i was excited for the next episode of an anime

>>55780387
It's not my fault she's so charming
>>55780500
yeah, every lobby and I kinda gave some time on the last ones so other people could join

>>55780538
same, but oshi no ko changed that recently for me, really liked it

>>55780328
It's not even Mama Mio...
You let us down, Brrat...

>>55780538
Witch from mercury had me biting my nails week to week. It was really fun to get back in the groove

I feel like Suisei paying for the bill will mean I owe an even bigger favour to her later...

>>55779948
Probable Time Manipulation. I want my cake and I want to eat it too. Basically, I want to fix shit that happened in my life while making sure certain events still happen. I wouldn't want to change my sister, and I love my cats.

>>55779948
stopping time literally beats any other option

WE ARE GETTING 3 STREAMS TODAY
FUCK YEAH

In case you missed it, she got an N64 which means retro games are on the menu, quite possibly next week

>>55781659
wasnt it an N64 emulator for the switch?

>>55781659
Did she get an actual N64 or just a N64 game for the switch? most likely the latter I'm thinking

>>55781659
Why did she buy a N64
there's a fuckton of retro games for PC she could have played

>>55781907
>>55781844
Its the switch service

>>55781659
>>55781840
>>55781844
Believe she mentioned it was the Nintendo Switch Online collection, it's not a real n64

>>55781844
>>55781840
>>55781907
She meant the premium switch subscription for access to the N64 games

>>55781840
>>55781844
>>55781933
Yeah sorry, that's probably it, I'm a dumbass

>>55781659
????
Did you mishear or something? There's no way she bought the actual console instead of just buying the Switch's Expansion Pass

>>55782010
Yes I did

Now I'm just imagining Bae looking at these trying to figure out how to play them into her tv.

>>55782243
I miss them...

>>55782243
imagine her dealing with the N64's dogshit terrible control.
God that and the Gamecube ones were so trash

>>55782364
No shot you called GCC dogshit, those things are hella comfortable

How do you guys rate Bae's current chatting BGM? I like it more than the old Japan arc one but I was listening to Bae's old streams and am a little nostalgic

>>55782537
I like it but I feel like it makes Bae dumber than usual

>>55782628
I associate this bgm with Bae's stupid net hat now lmfao

>>55782537
I barely notice it, so I guess that's a good thing?

>>55781173
Wait what was the third stream? I wasn't listening

>>55782737
She's going to do a 3rd stream at some point for the 47 prefectures.

Rate Bae's date with Suisei, Towa, Miori, Mumei, Irys, Kaela, Barbie and Loona

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55782886
Burnt meat/10
At least Suisei paid/10
Hasn't actually ended/10
Love the rat, this format is kinda fun for zatsus

>>55782886
Suisei was too talkative/10
I really like this game for a Q&A format since it's one of the only games Bae can zatsu while playing
>>55782904
Don't you dare, she's going to be back in an hour and half, you can live that long

>>55782886
That was fun and silly, bae knows how to put on a one rat show

Suisei wasnt actually there, it was just a photo

>>55783090
AN HOUR AND A HALF ITS A LOT OF TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55783161
Meds NOW

>>55782904
Suisei paid for the food to fatten up the bratling... how devilish
>>55783161
meds

>>55783161
proof?

>>55782886
At least the veggies were nice.../10
I enjoy the little spins Bae puts on zatsus, stuff like this and the duck game.

>>55783161
Meds

>>55783161
You need meds

>>55783161
Proof next stream

>>55783161
hahah you're so silly man, anyways do walk in this dark alley while looking at the wall please

>>55782886
I feel cheated, I wanted the three of us to go home together/10
Jokes aside, it was pretty neat. The schizo bit was very enjoyable and it even helped to spring up interesting/funny questions about her and Sui-chan, and she even got to use the Ask questions function.

>>55783367
The fistfight question caught me offguard

>>55783161
bruh she was literally talking to her, you can't have a conversation with a photo

Soon
https://youtu.be/NwvwaBLJJj4

Ok for those fuckers that love to pretend /piss/ never happened, i did a fuckton of archive diving and found the "bae pisses herself" fanfic.
OG author if you are still around, here's to you
https://rentry.org/eqnhh

>>55786550
>published march 2022
Now this is advanced grudgeposting

>>55782508
gamecube controllers are liquid dogshit for tiny little baby hands to play their little baby games with

>>55786550
/rrat/ dark history...

Can someone give me a QRD on /piss/?

i appreciate bae being unable to call the dumb game a date and instead turning the stream insane.

>>55787245
>Bae talks about her small bladder on debut
>No one can consolidate power in /rrat/ so multiple people name the thread
>/Piss/ happens. Fanfic happens
>After bae gets her kimono, we get a drawfag to draw her pissing herself
>They go into hiding among us

Bae on ID telly!

Why didn't your oshi go easy on the clock...

Bae on the micra telly
>>55790043
The fastest way to make someone strong is to not go easy on them

Has Bae already decided on what N64 game she wants to play?

>>55790175
I hope she can try out a bunch of different games.

>>55788148
wow /rrat/ really has some history

>>55790175
More than likely Mario 64

>>55790474
more like PISStory

>>55790947
..........

Nooo don't teach Bae Indonaysian...

>>55790947
bruh...

>>55790947

Ben 10! Ben 10!

>>55791105
Did Bae ever get her working ben 10 watch for christmas?

I associate every grassy maze with the RE4 one

Bae is doing it!

>>55791749
I'm glad it wasn't just me

>>55791749
Same. That can hardly be called a maze though.

Here are the games Bae can pick between.

>>55792183
bae playing majora's mask...

>>55792183
STAR FOX 64 BABY LET'S GOOOOO

Kobo and Bae are going alright at this.
>>55792183
>Star fox
>Golden Eye
>Majora's mask
I hope Bae gives one of them a go

>>55792183
AAAAAA GOLDENEYE
BANJO KAZOOIE
There are too many good options

>>55792183
Mario Kart and Mario Tennis would be fun. Star Fox for the dialogue.

I didn't realize bae was getting her own personal haram

Could see Bae really enjoying Paper Mario

>>55792724
>Haram

lmao wtf kobo

Soccer round is wild

Bae now knows what it feels like to be the only one who doesn't speak the language

KEK this is fun as fuck

Go Bae go!

HUUUUUUUUGE

This is a very close match

Maketa....

bae gone again...

>>55795733
Let's hope she'll do the 47 prefectures stream later.

>>55792183
I'm a simple man, I hope she plays Mario64

BAENALDINHO SOCCOR HAHA!

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1689880069723017216
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1689880069723017216
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1689880069723017216

[Kronii news]
She had lots of fun with Bae doing bouldering, wants to get back into the gym more because of it.

>>55797162
cute krobae

ive had this you can this piece aaaah twitter clip looping for like ten minutes
i didn't mean to i didn't even really mean to let it play
its so fucking cute

Oh wait, I just now realized that Suisei WAS the stargazing bingo
I'm so fucking slow

>>55797874
bruh

>>55797555
>Takes all the good pieces for herself
https://files.catbox.moe/1pfh14.mp4

>>55798904
She's so cute and bratty...

How did MC practice go? Is she set to be the dark horse of the tourney?

>>55800121
It went well.

Stream bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8NKNKub2HI

>>55800121
Let's just say that the soccer game got competitive

>>55800260
I never realised how fucking toxic kobo is till today
sure i've heard stories but i didn't think it would be that bad

>>55800746
I love that little shit.

rat

>>55800121
bells takers my beloved
Practice was lots of fun

Rodent…?

>>55798904
This is not fair, she's weaponizing her cuteness

Nezumi

Bae will romance futaba eventually I believe it's not coping it will happen

>>55769996
Bro just talk, become the argie beebs EZ clap

Don't die

>>55809156
I'll try and commentate today too I'll do my best. Tho I don't think I'm allowed to commentate councilrys, that btw its playing in 3 hours exactly from now

>>55810180
sorry I meant to say the stream starts in 3 hours, councilrys is like the third game so an hour and a half later give or take

>>55810180
That's the spirit! And if anyone wants to interject just start cussing at them in argie, the chat will love it.

>>55810323
that's what I'm talking about

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1689983375929716736

>>55810725
>tfw you will never take care of a very tired bae by taking her out to a nice place to have some good food
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55810725
Sometimes I wonder why they're so long. Like, I don't think we've ever heard about the other girls doing such long dancing rehearsals. Is it just a new thing or maybe they want Bae's help to adjust choreos for other Holos?

>>55810725
>7 hours practice the other day
>5 hours today
My rat... and her poor feet....

>>55810830
Maybe Bae just wants to keep it going until she is spent. More practice never hurt afterall.

>>55812091
I guess it could just be Bae being a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to her own choreos

>>55810830
well not all the girls talk about their dancing rehearsals but lets be honest, only a handful of girls actually dance.
Like, there's a reason Marine's idol step is such a meme, and i say this while loving her.
Bae, Kiara, Aki and the other dancers take longer because they actually dance, instead of doing a basic choreo

>>55810830
Most other holos aren't primarily dancers tbf, like maybe Kiara or Laplus' dance practice sessions would be more comparable but idk how long they do it for

>>55812549
>>55812615
Wouldn't the non-dancers still need a bit more time to remember what they'll be doing?

>>55813975
not really. If you remember the performances of bright parade,the non dancers have simple loops.
Take botan for example, her loop was simple and required her to be on rythm, which is easy once you get the hang of it.
Then Korone, who had a simple "horse ride until mic segment into small dance".

Dancing is kind of like Fighting games. Remembering the sequence might seem tricky, but is the timing which really matters. The sequence can be drilled into your mind through repetition

>>55810856
Don't worry, she can always rest them in my mouth

>>55814462
Anon, resting both her feet IN your mouth would hurt her, you have teeth afterall. Remove them if you want her feet.

>>55814738
What if he's an ojisan with dental prosthesis so he can already do it

divegrass starting in 10 minutes, I'll tell you guys when councilrys is about to play so you don't have to see pes menus for 15 minutes like last time
>https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

This shot of Bae looks like an actual strawberry

>>55821023
Looks like a crab with legs

>>55822255
I see it

For those that care, /councilRyS/ is gonna be playing virtual divegrass in about 5 minutes

GIWTWM

re-watched yakiniku zatsu(?) multiple times cause hallucinating schizo bae cute

>>55822390
Crabtaro, the forbidden one

well, now im sad

>>55828263
>hallucinating
who paid for the meal then..?

>>55822255
>>55822390
A crab, you say?

rat

>>55787177
>gamecube controllers are liquid dogshit for tiny little baby hands to play their little baby games with
perfect for me

>>55786550
>mubae
I dig that

>>55787177
Nintendo designing a thing solely for the Japanese? Doesn't sound tenable they won't do it again.

Bae featured on steam trailer
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246110/Q_REMASTERED/

rat

>>55835442
holy kino

>>55825719
Thats me between those thighs just so you know

>>55835442
That was amazing when it happened

>>55825497
Got a link to the vod
I had to go to bed early

>>55843499
you gotta watch how Lex got Nene'd

>>55814738
That's not comfortable for the rrat or...that safe to be honest with you.

>>55835442
The pure suffering kino of that dog puzzle

>>55844781
What's my cat doing in that picture

>>55845858
Getting squished.

>>55847007
But why

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1690172247917617152

>>55852370
Sorry it was all me.

so is cope play dice happening?

>>55852545
Do not use that Council anti term for CouncilRyS.

>>55852370
My poor Baeb

>>55852370
Suisei corrected her for dine and dashing...

>>55853005
We're next
Aren't we?

>>55855434
>>55855434
I do hope we get an actual Suisei collab again sometime, the last one with Marine was super fun

cyalli

>>55852370
sorry

I do hope that if Bae plays one of the classics like Mario 64, she actually enjoys it enough to complete it rather than just a "retro game to play for an hour and check off the bingo"

>>55857593
Yeah I would love it if she actually went through the catalogue and fully played through games from there, some of her best content is discovering the joys in all the classics that she never had the opportunity to experience

guys i love bae

>>55835442
I'm still a little saddened she never played Q ever again, I think that's one of her funniest streams
But you never know, maybe it was just lightning in a bottle and more streams wouldn't be able to recapture the magic of the 2 hour dog wrangling

Mio is currently pretending to be a man and embarrassing herself in front of Bae by the way

Mio spilling spaghetti flirting with Bae

is she multidrifting streams lmao, she's in Moom's stream now

What an utter waste of money.

>>55864730
Would

>>55864053
>Mio is currently pretending to be a man
what do you mean, that's her brother melvin aka my new boyfriend

>>55864730
>messaggi principali
Is it true you guys get mad about breaking pasta in half?
Fuck, Melvin is hot too.

>>55864053
reverse traps are so fucking hot

>fully rigged male model
>looks good too
Actual dedication to the trade, most people would just .png and call it a day

>>55865349
Honeslty miori always puts a lot of effort in these type of joke things and I appreaciate them a lot

>turns into a boy
>instantly down to suck any dick
real subtle mio

>>55865425
That's one less cover. Was it worth it?

>>55865477
She mentioned last stream that it was literally 20 bucks on Booth.

>>55865477
yeah.

>>55865477
Thats a $20 model

>>55865477
dunno bout you but i don't watch vtubers for their covers, i watch them for content
plenty of people don't care about music

>Miowi pretends to be a man
>salivates at the mouth as she selfs insert as the twinkiest little faggot that she can muster
be straight with me beerbrrats, is she into rape or something?

>>55865812
I thought all women were, just some are a lot more into it than the rest

>>55865812
she would do a threesome just to watch one guy demolish another's one yaoi hole

>>55865812
I don't think so it's probably her inner fujo

>>55865812
Bae is the same btw
Team Kaworu...

>>55866242
Bae is not a rotten fujoshit.

Every single fujo that tries to do a Boy impersonation starts in Dudebro and very quickly turns the persona into a submissive boyslut.
She's 100% a fujo
>>55866358
See i agree with you because Bae plays hayko as a guy she wants to see in a relationship (yumejo)
Mio plays her character like someone she wants to see gangbanged by the football team (Fujo)

>>55866358
no matter how much you deny it, she's 100% into boys and holes.
She bought BL with Nene, you dont get to go "haha just for the bit" after that.
She probably has a hidden stach of markers in her phone where she browses boy on boy action

>>55867481
She's just like me

>>55868023
fem-brratchama pls

>>55868023
pic of your stinky girl shorts or gtfo

>>55867481

Again, Bae is not >>55865812

>>55868064
>>55868161
Am not a girl tho, I just have a wide range of tastes

>>55864730

Bread..

By the way, Bae should be posting the frame soon-ish. Stream is in 9 hours and 30 minutes.

neato https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1690224533159153664

>>55872456
Cute daughter
Hopefully she can go out with Mika again eventually