/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55758689
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

missing bettel today

>>55758599
The April 1st Bettel one btw
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/46382665/#46386599

I MISS NOWA

>>55758716
Amen.

>>55758756
I hope neither of the streams tomorrow end up canceled I need my Bettel double feature so bad

buttbaby gender reveal in 4 hours

The little kimchi fuck audio is still so fucking good man

>>55758907
I'm sorry your little clownman's asshole is pretty sore from "going to the gym"

Good afternoon. I have come to say that I miss Vesper Noir, resident scholar and member of Holostars English.

>>55758810
Same, man.

>>55758907
believe in our retard..... he will normalize schedule soon...

does bettel still have the same shit food habits hes not going to make gains at the gym at all

>>55759009
I hope he finds a fit, tall, tanned guy to full nelson and mating press there.

>>55758792
>>55759009
https://files.catbox.moe/dqjwos.mp3

>>55758939
right. also im just now noticing how black vesper sounds in it

>>55759208
He's been eating grilled chicken sandwiches! With lettuce!!

>>55759623
He was never really a picky eater to begin with

I miss Vester....

>>55759438
he sounds like the obama ai voice kek

>>55759698
is that a new guy?

>>55759698
Uncle Vester…

>>55759698
I miss Magbi...

where is he

announcement tonight

>>55760045
If he's ignoring all contact with the boys (Magni included) they might not even know if he's alive or not

>>55760045
in jail for failing to pay buttbaby child support

>>55760134
and they will never know. neither will you faggots because i won't tell you.

Graduate Magni Dezmond

Flagellate Magni Dezmond

Impregnate Noir Vesper

>>55760045
in the alaskan hinterlands being hunted by cover agents trying to serve his termination notice

Announcement next mercury in retrograde

>>55760782
actual nightmare scenario

>>55760326
ToT making vesper the new octomom

>[Notice]
>Thank you for your continued support of hololive productions and HOLOSTARS English.
>Magni Dezmond and Vesper Noir will return in DIAL V FOR VESPER, coming to theaters this winter.

damn cant believe vesper lost his job and now he has to suck smelly trucker dick just to make ends meet

>>55761339
Don't be silly, he was sucking smelly trucker dicks anyway

>>55761367
yeah, but you know how it is when you start doing what you love for money...

vesper working full time as a lot lizard and magni working as a greeter at walmart. very soon.

>>55761367
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

>>55761511
Magni would try to weasel into Target somehow

>>55759410
Is this the full audio?

>>55758716
AAAAAMEN

https://twitter.com/Evalia_ARP/status/1689485855516418048
axel yumes...

>>55762626
She certainly knows her ways on how to tease Axel.

Then again maybe is not that much of a challenge

>>55762626
shit she wants the knot more than magni does

>>55762626
cringe

>>55758792
Can someone help a poor, small brained little phoneposter out? I can't retrieve the link from the archive.

>>55758368
i love you vesmachi schizo thanks for drawing axelfan magni its so real to me you dont know. as my thanks heres a little more Magni having a burner twitter account that he uses to pose as a regular axelotl with and can reply under axel's tweets with regular fan stuff like his 'good morning' tweets, and regularly tweeting cutesy fan thoughts that he'd never in his life tell axel to his face and how much he adores the guy. posts photos with his merch shrine and scenery around the arena whenever there's a show with The Doctor Gladiator Hitman Assassin: Axel Syrios going on. Buy's all his voicepacks (twice) and maybe. He's not saying that he does, but maybe listens to them a little too intensely, he's always smiling fondly at the english ones, feels like his heart is going to burst, but here and there during the japanese versions his face heats up, and he finds himself clicking on Axel's (proper) asmr menshi and his breath starts to quicken,,,,he does have that ONE (un)official axel merch he's been refusing to really acknowledge until now. using it would feels like losing somehow, but. tonight he wants something more than just his fingers

>>55762920
open up, anon~
https://files.catbox.moe/70h0v7.mp3

>>55762626
slowchama...

>>55762968
Thank you merciful and kind anon

>>55762766
Ew.

>>55762950
Magni is such a tsundere man But if Axel found out he would never shut up about it

>>55762766
aint no way theres any yumes left unless theyre unironic cucks wtf is this

>>55762626
>>55762766
I thought she was homo…are all female vtuber just pretending to be homo?

>>55763557 (me)
I swear I am not ESG

>>55763648
>ESG
Stay away from my plastic straws you bastard

>>55763557
Homo for women
Horny for shotaxel

>>55762950
glad you enjoyed!! forgot to post it myself with a link to the post that inspired it but it makes me happy you received it well, very cute axmag fan... room 4's fics got me hopped up on the ship a bit even though i usually don't care much for it, no promises but maybe more soon? idk

>>55763648
>esg

Where the FUCK is Vesper Noir, resident Scholar of Guild Tempus?

>>55763874
Kneeling blow jobs to Magni

>>55763874
ask Magni

>>55762626
>>55762766
You think Axel jacked off to her? I blew gallons to her already

>>55763648
>erotic sexual gay

>https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1689764460666437633
What does it mean?

>>55763269
yeah its cute. axel sees the polaroid of him and that one cute girl he sometimes sees at his shows and finally puts two and two together 'wow magni likes me a real lot huh?' and then suddenly anything and everything magni does doesnt really annoy him cause he'll just smile like he knows a particularly good secret. he's still has yet to find out about the more unseiso goods magni has hidden away, but maybe one day the alchemist would get sloppy and accidently leaves his phone on the bed, axel's asmr paused while an orange dildo sits a little hidden from view. Axel starts subtly teasing him after that, he likes that magni's world is already about him, basically, but how far could it go?
>>55763785
I love you so much dude holy fuck. the way you draw axel and magni are so cute to me so im so happy that you picked this idea up i salute you so hard o7 room4-san is a god I swear. i keep reading their axmags over and over, and dont worry about making promises or not i get it

>>55764179
Probably in reference to Shinri's thumbnail

>Pako mentioned and drew Bettel
its not looking too good Bettelbros...

>>55762626
>>55762766
based, I want Axel to fuck as many chuubas as possible

>>55763947
Axel jacks off to cosplayers on his twitter timeline

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/m7i5P1nMRhw
https://youtu.be/m7i5P1nMRhw
https://youtu.be/m7i5P1nMRhw

>>55764182
I can't afford to get back on this train dude...

>>55764283
Pako papa and Senzaki mama are clearly on friendly terms, and Pako has been visible chatting in all eight boys streams for a long while

>Have all of your children taken from you
>You can watch other people's "for awhile"
WATCH OUT SENZAKI MAMA!

Get ready to judge

poilot on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/live/4R-FFgg0Iuk?feature=share

Oh Leader... the only thing worse than isekai manga, are isekai webtoon

>>55764552
You don't understand, Pako has the hand of death for vtubers

I have a great webtoon recommendation but it's +18 so there's no way I can openly tell him about it

>No, I'm not the vampire
Hmm?

>>55764552
why do bettelheads take obvious bantering so seriously all the time kek

>>55764528
you will cause im the conductor and this is last call, at first axel found the thought weird and maybe gross, 'magni's fucking himself to my asmr??? whadahell man,,' and it mustve messed with his brain somehow because he just cant stop thinking about it. The magni who always calls him an idiot, who is curt and annoyed most of the time (but also vert patient and willing to help whenever he can) likes HIM so much, that he not only has an oshi shrine, but listens to his scuffed asmrs in that way. A dopey grin spreads on his face before he even realizes, its,,, kinda cute. actually. yeah. the gapmoe magni has going on is really cute. He wants to see it, magnis face all flushed red and open with his real thoughts. Lol, maybe if he gets some alcohol he could sit the pretty little alchemist in his lap and give him a 1 on 1 asmr session, and coax the voice in his heart out.

I got a shiny in pokemon sleep!

>>55765101
Based

>>55765039
It's because we're stupid

Why do people show up in chat and ask how chat is doing?
Then chat gets filled with people responding to the rando about their day when it has nothing to do with the stream or streamer.

>>55765566
Is stupidity a shared trait of all tempura?

>>55765097
God the fucking capmoe. I guess here I go again, thinking about all the stupid crumbs they keep dropping for us... Why are they basically each others types. Sigh... Axel whispering in his stupid sexy Japanese voice right into Magni's pink ears, dude would be gone

Happy 1 month anniversary

>>55765617
delicious (you)s

>>55765617
Lack of social life. Same reason this thread turns into /soc/ with anons thirsting for each other during dead hours

I can't remember, has Leader mentioned Wind Waker before? It's one of my favorite Zelda games so I was wondering if it's one he likes or not.

gross question

love love LOVE Regis Altare.

Flay has already sent in his base design for his second outfit and is just waiting for it to be made. Also it's a casual outfit according to him

>>55765926
Going by chat was it something about Rance?

>>55766084
yes

>>55765878
I think he said he didn't like the style or something somewhere during Twilight Princess, but don't quote me

>>55766055
That actually bums me out because it suggests they're farther off than I thought.

my ohmonah merch came in
why is everything so fucking big. the keychains are like an index card wtf

>>55766084
yeah. Like, even if you thought he was okay with stuff like that why in hell would you want him to play it, like seriously?

>>55763557
most of them

>open Altare stream
>he's retarded
Home

>>55766248
Oh were they actually asking whether he'd play it onstream, or just whether he'd played them before?

>>55766248
Because he plays eroge?

has altare had to do the pushups at all?

Surely he can beat the Water Temple, right? Most people had a hard time with it because they couldn't read as kids

...Why didn't baby Altare have his own toys?

>Born at 3am
Came out ready

>>55766474
He didn't deserve any.

>>55765676
gapmoe so cute dude, especially on magni cause he hates having to spill his true feelings. but i wanna see him squirming in axels lap, unable to escape from the arms around his waist, as axel whispers little praises in japanese to him. slipping into english if just to call magni a slut or good boy in a language he'd understand. i like to think that his ears are sensitive so the image of magni cumming in his pants without being touched is very nice.

>>55766474
poorfags

>>55766463
Not yet.

>>55766474
Now i know why he's so fucked up

>>55766393
yeah, they wanted him to play it onstream
>>55766430
I dont know too much about it but like, im 99% sure rance is like, an actual literal "rapefest" game

>>55766474
SPREADSHEET ANON
ADD LEADERS SIBLINGS TO THE SPREADSHEET
NOW
FUCKING DO IT

Shinri guerilla on the twitch telly

it's probably not going to happen, but i couldn't help but think it would be cool if the boys did a live podcast recording at anime impulse. i listen to a few podcasts that have done a few episodes in front of a live audience

>>55766660
post the link, whore
https://www.twitch.tv/josuijishinri

>>55766615
Anyone who would know the series enough to ask about it by name would be well aware that it would be impossible for him to play onstream.

Is Noir back yet?

>>55766660
>2view
its over

>>55766728
those suck because the audio quality is always bad... unless I guess it becomes a con exclusive I guess

>>55766778
tbf I wouldn't know of it if not for that post

>>55766778
I like shinri, but I would rather off myself than use twitch

>>55766660
Huh? Is Shinri grinding and listening to Altare at the same time? I still see him in the stream.

>>55766810
nothing will beat studio quality but i like the sovl of live recordings

>>55766810
>the audio quality is always bad.
Are you thinking they would record it with a mic in the audience instead of recording on their own as usual?

>>55766883
wouldn't the whole point be to capture the audience reaction too? otherwise there'd be a lot of silence when they clap/laugh/whatever and missing audio from the q&a

I actually like that controller a lot

>>55766660
>Leader, Flay and Shinri, all talking in my ears at the same time right now
I don't have enough adhd for this

Missed the start of stream. Why does Shinri have a name tag? kek

...

>got robbed and they stole n64 and games
Why would you ever

>Someone thieved leader
AIEEEEE
SPREADSHEET ANON!!

>Leader had his N64 stolen
>I had my N64 stolen in 2015
WE ARE

>>55766561
Well my brain is now successfully full of them, thanks buddy

>>55766761
well, they asked.

>>55767328
If it can be stolen, it will be stolen.

>>55767328
>>55767329
>hakka had his wii stolen

>>55765878 (me)
Fuck I showed up at the tail end of sudden Wind Waker mention.

>>55767588
I'm not watching right now cause work but when he was tallying up his favorites a while back he said he'd have wind waker as his 3rd favorite if he didn't want to have a unique answer

>>55767339
yeah np. just here to spread the love brother

>he’s talking about the binding of isaac perms AGAIN

Oh so it IS management that's stopping him from playing binding of isaac

Leader, it's time to move on...

Leader will be fighting for Isaac perms until the day he graduates

>>55767851
are the religious themes too yabai or do they not want him to play a game filled with piss and shit

Altare...

uh… WDHMBT?

>>55767902
Bro will literally play BOI as his graduation stream

>>55767738
It's funny he has such an obsession with being different with the most basic normalfag tastes ever

Damn Altare...

Leader please ignore game perms, I want to see you receiving a strike live.

>>55767943
The website gives blanket permission for all streaming and monetization of the game.
But technically that's not enough for corpo, so they have to ask directly for permission. So they haven't received a reply for perms and likely never will.

>>55767943
>Dev websites say "ANYONE STREAM/LET PLATER/VTUBER CAN PLAY."
>Cover says that doesn't mean corporations have permission
>Dev won't answer emails, especially on this as permission has already been given

when altare goes to japan it’s going to be so he can shoot up cover corp

>>55767943
It's not even controversial. Who exactly are these Nip managers even worried about? Japs who don't even understand the boys? Twittards who don't watch streams? It's a welll known game already that doesn't push a narrative onto the player's way of life. Maybe management should actually loo into the games that their talents want to play instead of looking at it superficially and forcing this cycle of bullshit.

>>55768154
I hate management

>Fi wasn't so bad
nah she was painfully obnoxious

>>55767329
I had my Gameboy color and Pokemon gold version stolen as a kid

>>55768154
It kinda makes sense, but management is being too autistic. The worst part is that I doubt this is the only game where something like this happens

>everyone who has been inside the R-TRUS cockpit with flay was actually digitized and partially assimilated with Flay
H O T

>>55768154
Isn't the new game published by Nicalis? A publisher with historic of being scummy and abusing Cave Story perms?

>>55768595
Nicalis is the publisher of TBOI: Rebirth and the expansions

>>55768585
Oh he's like The Thing but digital

>>55768518
so, i didn't have mine stolen, per se, but in fifth grade, i let a kid who was a grade or two below me who rode the same bus borrow my gameboy pocket and pokemon yellow. said i wanted it back on the last day of school. i was sick the last day of school and never saw that kid again. (i also had another pokemon yellow straight up stolen by a neighbor kid too tho lol)

>>55766604
damn it's never gonna happen then

>>55768585
>iwnb uploaded to flay's cloud and be together forever
goodbye /MANS/, it's over for me

The boys should just start creating burner email accounts impersonating game devs whom they know won't respond and just "give themselves" perms

>>55768805
Exactly, why would they contact Edmund McMillen instead of the publisher?

There used to be a time when Hololive/Stars would just play whatever the fuck they want, then jp niji fans would bitch, leave anti comments and mass report videos (jp antis were way worse back then, “flame” channels were rampant and now they’re all gone) and then the situation with Mio’s channel also happened. Cover completely revamped how they did everything, and since the company has grown, there’s people who actually oversee this.

Having direct permission from devs/companies is a form of insurance because it’s a way to make sure they won’t get in trouble again, even if it says they’re allowed to stream on a website or whatever. They don’t want to risk another channel possibly being taken down (and yes, Japanese corpo autism and faxes on top of all that too)

Altare’s interests:
>Fish
>Trains
>Slimes

>>55769160
impersonation on law binding contracts is definitely breaking a few laws

>>55769160
That's a good way to gamble a suspension/termination.

>>55769160
The last time something like that happend a Vesper RRAT was born (the factorio code thing)

>>55769304
you forgot pokemon? parasites? projectiles? penis?

>blue eyes mention

>i still find it kind of funny when people draw me with blue eyes

>I think it's funny when people draw me with blue eyes

Really weird, it took about 6 minutes for the tempus panel to hit low stock and then 5 more hours to actually sell out

he hates pako

>>55769256
Didn't Rio get saved by the fact that they had a written permission to play some game?

>>55762766
>ew cooties
kek

Leader can't be that dumb to think game perms is something Cover created out of nowhere and is a practice exclusive to them, right?

>>55769751
he's talked about it before in menshis. there's some incompetence about how they go about it apparently. at least sometimes.

>>55769703
There was probably people attempting to buy meet and greet tickets who were only going to come to the con if they could get those, anyone with those intentions who failed probably didn't rush the panel. Meanwhile, if it was 30 ticket per guy, 120 total tickets, then that number can easily be dwarfed by a small auditorium or ballroom.

What was that? An event where multiple stars compete who beats Sans the fastest?

>>55769703
think it was glitching out since I went back for another ticket about half an hour ago and it wouldn't go through

>>55769716
He did, It was something stupid with one of the devs of the game. I don't remember all the details, but it was atleast pre-VG

>>55769703
It's kind of to be expected. A bunch of people probably got scared by all the immediate M&G sellouts and rushed to buy tickets right away.

Altare wants group collab ideas right now

>>55758689
Boomer doko

>>55769867
Well, he probably don't realize that Cover, as a japanese company, has to go through the company responsible for a game perms in Japan, which may or may not be overly protective of a third party IP

>>55770002
My brain suddenly went blank for ideas.

>>55770031
You think a guy that works for that company and has a direct line of information doesn't know how it works?

>>55770099
Yes

>>55770099
no bro an anon would know more than a holostar

>>55770099
kek

Give it to me straight, /MANS/. What's the percentage chance we get info regarding the old man and the faggot this coming week?

>>55770260
I think it's about

>>55770002
Minecraft with Shinri is the safe choice. I honestly would prefer Monster hunter rise with Axel and Magni, but right now I don't see that possible

>>55770260
on a scale of one to ten it's probably a

>>55770344
He wants non-game ideas

>>55770344
He was looking for bigger group collab ideas, more project/skit based rather than games

>>55770260
Between 0 and 100%

>>55770099
>Leader thinks he's smarter than Cover's employers because they don't simply email a game developer based in USA instead of a company in Japan
yeah I do think he doesn't know how it works

>>55770485
That's not what he's been saying at all

>>55770485
you're actually retarded, cute

>>55770260
Dude Magni has an age crisis, don't call him an old man

THIS IS IT
HE COULD DIE HERE

>>55770260
japs definition of "a while" can extend to years so 0

he did it

>>55770620
damn

I almost thought we were getting that batsu.

>>55769990
I was there. The dev was being a fucking retard on a power trip and reported Rio for playing past a certain point in the game. He was bragging on Twitter till Cover, Rio and the game publisher mentioned that Rio had perms an got the stream back up. JP netiznens flamed the retard dev for at least a week. It was great.

>>55770754
Why would anyone do that to Rio...

>>55770260
50%

>>55762173
I didn't make it but that's what that one anon posted back around this time >>55758792

Enjoying the nonanswer meta for announcementbeggars

>>55770260
50% because we are almost in the half of august. In the worse case scenario they will stretch this until Octuber because of Magni's birthday

ToT Altare begging

>>55770754
I still remember how the company fucked up Rio's name in the first apology, and then had to issue out another apology lmao

fishtare…

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Tonight's a menshi stream!!! It's been a while so I'm really excited! I'm a little sad that I'll be busy right up to the start time, but it also means that I'll have something nice to listen in to while walking home late at night, so everything works out in the end! I do adore this guy a lot though man, I think I had a dream with Axel in it again, but I can't really remember? Ah, but yesterday's stream was fun too- Axel's really made a lot of friends for himself in various places. It's amazing how much charm he has, and I'm glad that other people can see it too! I hope that he can make even more amazing friends and hang out with them someday. This guy's been talking about going to Japan again soon-ish? Around the end of the year again, so it'd be nice if he gets the chance to go out for a dinner or lunch with old and new friends again. He works so hard for us, and for the future of his family, so I really just want to see Axel have fun doing things outside of that too- I know he enjoys working and being busy, but enjoying life to the fullest is important too, I think! Ah and then there's the Anime Impulse panel and meet-n-greet he has! Man. I'm just happy for this guy. He's blessed us axelotls with so much that it's nice seeing him getting blessed with the things he's always wanted to experience too. I really can't thank him enough for working as hard as he does and trying his best as much as he can. Even on the lower energy days it seems like his main goal is to get back to us in tip-top shape. This guy man, he's too much of a blessing. I hope the world for him and I wish him the best of sleep and foods!!! Make sure you're taking care of your little guys in Pokemon Sleep Axel! And always stay happy and healthy!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55771243
>t. axel's father

>>55771243
cute axelotl.
i didn't read all that but i saw pokemon sleep. axel got me into it and i've been sleeping a lot better because of it.

MEANWHILE, ON BIZARRO /MANS/...

70 IQ Leader ToT

>>55770260
0

>>55771424
When will Regina and Alice come back?

>9 hearts
he's unkillable now right?

my ohmonah sticker is too big for the thing i wanted to stick it on its over its so fucking over

>>55771424
GAVIS BETTEL IS FOR LOVE
GAVIS BETTEL IS FOR CHERISHING
GAVIS BETTEL IS FOR PRAISING AND COMPLIMENTING
GAVIS BETTEL IS GOR GIVING LOTS OF MONEY
GAVIS BETTEL IS FOR GENTLE SMOOCHES ALONG THE JAWLINE

GAVIS BETTEL IS NOT FOR RAPE
GAVIS BETTEL IS NOT FOR RYONA

>>55771687
Believe in the jobbing, don't lose faith.

hate gavis bettel

My dog won't eat, he's pure bones, he's dying, I'm sad.

>>55771828
i'm trying, brother. i'm trying.

>>55771896
How old is he? I'm so sorry anon TT

>>55771424
Hate this goddamn faggot clown like you wouldn't believe.

>>55771404
That's cute! I got Pokemon Sleep the day it came out here, and well, I don't know if I've been sleeping better, but it's somehow fun to wake up and see what little guys are lazing around my screen- I have a growlithe I named after him. It's the small joys that are the nicest. Glad to hear you've been sleeping better though! And I hope it continues for you, get good rest tonight as well, and eat something good for breakfast! Please take this as well, chu~!!!

>HQ going out to eat together
>Everyone gets something spicy to eat, Vesper having the spiciest thing on the menu
>Altare suffers but doesn't want his guildmates to think he's a baby

Which version of OoT is better?

Good shit is happening

>>55772117
11yo, he's a rottweiler/dachshund mix, I think he's got a cancer in his stomach..

>>55769016
its really fucking unfair...

>>55771896
Sorry about this, but you really need to go to the vet

Mama on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=193O7Vq431E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=193O7Vq431E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=193O7Vq431E

>>55772159
I was actually thinking about naming my growlithe after Axel when you said you were going to do that, though I would maybe name my houndour after him instead. If I wasn't afraid that my sister would see it at some point and I am not ready for that conversation kek

I think Hakka should get his stomach perforated by a giant cock.

Shotare reading his kiddie magazines,,,

>>55771896
*hugs* im sorry to hear this is happening anon i cant imagine how youre feeling..

>>55771424
I wish /MANS/ would ignore talking about Tempus members and give me (You)s on my /soc/posting

Imagining little blue boy as a journalist is funny

>>55772302
Try not to suffer in anticipation because it might end up not being as serious as you think. Can you take him to the vet?
However, don't feel guilty for whichever choice you have to make so that he can feel less pain, ok?
It's a tragedy that dogs live so little but I'm sure he's very happy being your dog.

>>55772540
i dont think you know how bizarro posting works

>>55767329
>>55767495
>>55768518
that's weird, i stole a gameboy color, a wii, and two n64s

Axel is becoming Nowa.. he really is young Nowa.
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1689804936954224640

>>55771896
ARS 100.00
ALTARE MY DOG HAS CANCER LETS GO

>>55772540
Im too busy watching streams lol
have a (you)

>>55772867
he thought he was flirting with the thai vtuber in private... oh no...

Instrument enter

Oh I assumed he'd play the ocarina

>>55772411
ogey Hakka, rooting for your dream of giant lizardmen railing you!

>>55772404
Oh, do you and your sister watch the boys together? That's fun! I guess you could always say that he's named after Axel from Kingdom Hearts if not though, he kind of looks like growlithe too! But if you want to name your houndour after him then that works too! There's always going to be at least one Axel getting a good nights rest, and hopefully that transfers to him as well!

I am currently enjoying Shinri

>>55772367
Oh I did already in more than one.
>>55772533
>>55772694
Thanks anons
>>55772875
FU! :(

Pretty

>>55773023
who?

>>55773084
The fish guy

>>55772942
nah, he's been going on with this "I'm trying to learn how to use twitter" thing for the past week or so

>>55773023
I want to but my brainwashing session with Leader isn't over yet.

altare love
cello love

>>55773084
My oshi

uuuu I love Altare

thank you cellotare

>>55773023
Enjoying him in what way

he played that for me btw

>>55773418
I wrote this

Shinri is talking about being a cheapskate and buying food that is very close to the expiration date, but he draws the line on "food with mold"

>>55773418
Okay Gudao

>>55773008
You're too cute, now I have to name at least one of them after him. My sis watches them only occasionally, she is a Rikka main

>next month is going to be fun
can… can i hope?

>>55773454
and hes right nothing cheap about putting food thats not bad to use.

this cringe child

is Altare ok

Flayon fucking gets it holy shit.

>>55771424
I'm so glad they gave a detailed explanation when Magni and Vesper went on break. They've been gone for a month and I'm not even worried, because despite all the radio silence we know exactly what they're up to (and that they still have a good standing in the company and are coming back).

you good lil bro

>>55773877
never

Altare has anxiety over playing pokemon sleep

>>55773513
Well, I think you are very cute too anon! Live your dreams, and I'll be praying that you get a shiny sometime soon as well! Have another kiss, chu~! That's still very sweet that you and your sister have that connection. Also I love Rikka- I love all the Stars to be honest- he's very talented. I lost that with my older brother a long time ago, so I hope you and your sister can continue to bond for a long time!

Altare's been talking a lot about pokemon lately cute

>>55773513
is your sister single

Watching Altare and Shinri at the same time is the elementary classroom experience.

>>55774463
More than the usual?

>>55771243
Thanks doc!
Can't wait for Sea of Thieves tomorrow!

>>55774520
Yeah
Flayon unironically talks more about it

>>55771424
Last week's DND session was so bad sisters. They're consistent but none of these retards can roleplay or banter. Like oh my God, I especially hate that shota prude with those ugly glasses. TAKE THEM OFF FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Stupid, sexy bitch needs intense rape correction by hags. I swear to God, why would you give a wigger name like Dawn Blanc for a dark skinned vampire anyway? Fucking gen runt should be graduated, nobody would miss him.

I ALSO HATE AXLE PHANNIGUY LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. FUCKING 'INTELLECTUAL' CATBOY CAN TAKE HIS BARBED PRICK AND SHOVE IT UP HIS FAT ASS. SOCIALLY RETARDED TWINK SACK OF SHIT CAN'T EVEN TALK WITHOUT THAT UGLY BRITBONG ACCENT LIKE EVERY OTHER EOP MONKEY. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS SHITTY TASTE IN MEDIA, FUCKING ZOOMER CAN ARTICULATE HIMSELF WHEN HE DOES OPEN HIS MOUTH AND OUT COMES THE MOST SUPERFICIAL, SHIT OPINIONS YOU'LL EVER HEAR.

I love Reggae Aldi, bottom boy of the Holostars Engish, Guild Locus. Haha he's so hot and cool, i love his roleplay ASMRs. I've dumped many loads to his SEX model when listening to them in public. Peak BFE/Big Brother VTubing. His model is eye candy and he's fucking funny too.

Gammug Desdemon is boring


GUILD LOCUS HATE!!!

>>55774506
Shinri the kind and soothing teacher, and Altare the kid sitting beside you who keeps talking about Pokemon and making weird noises.

Flayon you literally spammed the retarded gril voice shit around debut. You bought that upon yourself. Cute retarded pilot.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY /MANS/!

https://twitter.com/JunaUnagi/status/1689727735948558336

kek altare

jesas that aaalllrighty jumpscare

>>55774824
go back

>>55774889
To where

>>55774363
I actually got one shiny already, hehe~ But I hope you get one as well! Yeah, I'm very fortunate to have her

>>55771424
THEY'RE BACK, I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO BELIEVE

batsu might be back on the menu

>>55775075
He has 3 heals...

>>55775075
Fuck, he has so many potions.

Damn Morpha wringing out Altare like he's a rag

>>55775183
god i wish that were me

mama so wholesome goddamn

>>55774961
under there

>>55775709
Underwhere

>>55774614
I was waiting for you!!! Hope you were well today and ate something nice! That collab sounds like it's going to be a riot, so I'm really excited too! Games like that, where they can kind of roleplay, are always really fun, especially if you get super into character, I think. Let's watch it together tomorrow! And now here's your daily dose of kisses, CHU~!!!
>>55774967
Oh, nice! I still haven't found any yet, but I am nothing if not stubborn, thank you for the wish! I'm sure one will come soon now. That's very sweet anon, and I'm happy to hear so. Make sure to take care of her and I wish you two the best!

So... What happens if he announces that he plans to end his "diner" duties prematurely and return to his current endeavors.
What's the plan?

>>55775744
Kekekekeke~

>>55775744
KEK Gottem!

crocodile tears altare is so hot why won't he rape me

i love him when he's being so down to earth and going off on tangents like this. i could listen to him all day like this

>>55775998
idk

pay no attention to your health...

>>55775998
Same as it's always been. You are smart enough to have realized they aren't coming back, right anon?

>>55775998
I don't know, Anon. There's nobody in Tempus who works at a diner.
Is this a leak for Gen3? Are we getting a diner waitress in Tempus Three?

Altare is soft boyfriend gamer according to Flayon

>>55775998
I'll continue watching and supporting Tempus members.

>>55776006
pervert

shiny spicy uuuuu

>axel is the morning sun, and i am the moon
shiny spicy REAL

Altare you are forcing this a bit too much

>>55776120
I've come around to acceptance at this point, yes. I'm just wondering why they decided to do it this way.
Whatever. I don't understand Japanese politics, never will.

>>55775998
If, if, if -- Don't you fags get tired of repeating the same shit over and over with no new information?

Altare's been clingy lately

>>55776383
he meant it in the chuuniest way possible

>>55776398
Japs gonna Jap, menhera's gonna menhera.

I need my chuuni trio to do some chuuni bit or game together

>>55776484
But saying stuff like he is blue (true) Axel is red (false), that Axel would be an naruto lover. Idk about that, don't actually remember if Axel has talked about his taste in ninjas but that one time Magni said that Axel is the stressfree sunlike Naruto Axel wanted to be the shadow

cute

I swear Leader and Shinri are often in sync in the subjects they talk on their streams at the same time

HE READS LITTERALLY ALL MY MESSAGES
IM GONNA DIE OF HAPPINESS

Ok next time for sure

>>55775766
Chu~!
Sorry I was late, been a busy day for me!

>>55776861
I want them to do an ASMR off-collab. Two of the sexiest voices in my ears at the same time would be fantastic.

Now that we have HQ and VG, what sort of designs do you guys imagine for a reverse Guild Tempus?

>>55776980
shinwi?

>>55777071
Villain designs that show more skin

>>55776980
you're gonna dox yourself

Miss Altare already but now I can listen to koidad and robotson

Flayon is my anime boyfriend!

Aaaahh Flayon don't use that voice it's too hot!!!

magni should just die

>>55776363

Shinri, I know you loved the game, but Leader is gonna drop Outer Wilds after a single stream.

>>55777949
NO HES GOTTA PLAY IT

>>55777071
Dark Knight wearing full plate
Warlock
Rogue/Assassin with a sniper rifle
Hackerman
Dunno how they counter the r-trussy though

>>55777949
that's fine though, would be cool to see him give a crack at it

>>55777747
This, but Altare and Flayon.

>>55777816
Cringe fujobaiting faggot

>>55778096
A dragon

>>55778210
And he's based for it. Seethe more.

>>55778210
>being this new
>trying to bait

Bettel is so cute with glasses

>>55776141
>A chef
>A painter
>A bard
>A librarian
Thoughts?

>>55778210
>this cringe anon is too scared to tell his homies he loves them

>>55778210
But enough about Flayon

rrat: Magni feels guilty after convincing Bettel to move to West Elysium to be together only to realize that he doesn't actually love him. Vesper is with him for (cough cough) emotional support.

>>55778459
>No stealth adjacent class
>No healer AGAIN
needs more healer and stealth-adjacent classes

>>55778531
yeah that's definitely not the case. purple telly reveals all

I had another dream about Magni
Some indie vtuber had a stream advertising a Magni Dezmond collab, and had a png of him on the screen, but he was not speaking. Hakka called into the stream and asked what was going on.

>>55778617
i thought vesper was the stealth class

>>55778210
true!

>>55778210
But enough about magni

>>55774693
Wouldn't Bizzaro Axel be a Canadian?

>>55778716
Him being a vampire makes hm more proficient as a caster considering he's a scholar

>>55778716
No, Vesper is supposed to be the smart guy, only he's...not smart.

impressive biting maybe i should start repeating old bait during altare streams for (You)

>>55778864
But he can menhera harder than any menhera ever menheraed

>Iron Mag

Flay has rambled like 10 minutes without actually answering the current question.

>>55778898
altventurers are so easy to bait like their oshi

>>55778962
Just say you don't watch him

Someone send that EO Magnolia image to Shinri, he's gonna like it.

>>55778962
vesper isn't even that menhera
he had a rough time off his meds and when he's on them he's fine

>>55779061
>>55779216
vesties youre not winning this battle and you know it

>>55779216
He was on his meds when he started fighting with spammers.

>>55778836
Who would Vesper bite first if he really needed blood?

>>55779095
I did the original, and another anon did the halo and mole

>>55779299
And that was hilarious?

>>55779306
Flayon, because he's red.

>>55778992
i love him so much. he's so cute

>>55779315
He was talking about commissioning the artist for Tempus in this art style

>>55779306
altare because they're fucking, or hakka because he likes the pain

>>55779290
what battle you retard

I don't understant Magni.

>>55779061
Just say YOU don't watch him kek
Vesper is menhera prime

>>55779343
>fighting
more like bantering with shitters in his chat

I don't watch Vesper anymore, since he doesn't stream

>>55779509
Yeah sure, bet you think he's gay too

>>55779564
yeah he's a lazy whore

cute

>>55779299
Based behavior

>>55779299
Using spammers for content isn't menhera. Streamers have done that for ages. Everyone loves laughing at a retard

>Rages at ISP and then feels bad about it.
>Not menhera.

>if you have the body to exercise. Not everyone can
Flayon covering his bases

>>55779641
Wtf is even this reply

>>55779355
>>55779459
I was thinking Magni but these are good choices too.

>>55779670
He ate one of them raw...

>>55776398
the reason they "decided to do it this way" was because they didn't actually do anything. magni and vesper are coming back

>>55779459
I'm reminded of a groomer nowa drabble

>>55779857
..go on

>>55779857
>nowa
>grooming anything
rulmao ooc writing

>>55779966
monty python

>>55779760
are you autistic? It was supposed to be a joke. Doesn't stream=he's lazy. Geez can't even joke around with the vesties here anymore

>>55779681
Yeah interacting with antis by any means is not menhera at all.

>>55779459
>altare because they're fucking
I wouldn't call sitting in the cuck chair while Altare and Shinri have sex "fucking", but to each their own