/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I despised unicorns.
Unicorns were pathetic. Looking for a love they could never have. Looking for fulfillment that could never be. Demanding obedience, faithfulness from women they'd never met.
Their desperate longing for GFE when all I sought was entertainment was alien to me. Who would be so pathetic, so sad, so absolutely fail at life that they'd look for a romantic relationship with an anime girl serving thousands? It was insane, ludicrous.
I watched the funny anime girls. I watched Fauna, she was cute. I watched Mumei, she was weird. I watched Suisei and Marine, I watched Aqua and Subaru. Quirky, funny girls providing entertainment. Singing and dancing. It was a nice enough time waster, but I was never really committed. Why would I be? I wasn't looking for a relationship.
I talked about having an oshi, but in truth, I didn't have one. I just tuned in when I had the time and inclination, and that was it. Like switching the TV on and off.
GFE was something that other, lesser weebs sought. Unicorns were crazy. Pathetic. I was repelled by both. I stopped watching funny anime girls when they leaned too much into GFE. It wasn't what I desired.
For years, that was the state of things.
Until I saw her.
Perfection given 2D form.
Suddenly there were funny feelings in my stomach. My heart was beating faster.
Just listening to her made me feel emotions I thought I didn't have. Emotions I hadn't ever experienced before.
Emotions that made me realise that 'Love' isn't just a word thrown around by crazy people high on hormones to put a name to their mental illness.
This girl was everything I'd ever wanted. And I wanted to share her with no-one. She was mine, and mine alone.
And with ever increasing despair, I realised that I hadn't looked down on GFE.
I just hadn't found the right girl yet.
Until now.
And it finally dawned on me.
I, too, am a unicorn.
And Shiori Novella will be mine, and mine alone.