/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I guess this will replace the stealth thread then.

>>5561778
Stealth threads are shit

>>5561872
Sometimes they are ok in that they attract a different crowd who maybe don't know about Beatani but find /yah/ threads too schizo to join in and ask questions.

since she already started playing minecraft, should she tried skyblock minecraft?
rarely find any chuuba play it

>>5561910
hey hey

>>5561764
Getting bullied by Beatani!!!!

>week long vacation in a month
Which one of you is she meeting?

>>5562296
me

>>5562296
i miss her already..

>>5562296
me

>>5562255
Shit I just noticed there's Bea posters in the background.

>>5562296
She's gonna go to ship remote kid.

Remote Kids where we at?

>>5561764
Making one this early?
weak

>>5562296
rrat or real?

>>5562409
I'm a kid here, yes

I'm an oil baron whose only real worth is the money I donate. Don't care, will still make it rain on stream when I can.

>>5562296
>its real

Everyone has bought at least 10 mugs. Right?

>>5562375
It's Risuna's bedroom from Beatani's picture

>>5561872
Early threads are shit too.

>>5563042
>0-10 isn't an option

>>5563042
I keep breaking them, so of course.

>>5563042
i'm poor and could only afford 1

>>5563042
Where's the -1 option?

>>5563042
By the way, did someone blow out some mugs with a shotgun?

>>5563054
God dammit. Is nas a dad and is he here?

>>5563227
ywn go to a shooting range with bea

>>5563042
Didn't get one.

cannae believe there are two threads up to artificially deflate the thread speed

>>5563277
I assume hobodad sent him that picture as a sample

picrew+ps

>>5563227
I haven't yet but I plan on doing it later

>>5563291
Indeed for my safety I won't.

>>5563315
We are allowed 1 Bea LOVE thread and 1 Bea HATE thread.

>>5563351
ywn get dick cheney'd by bea

>>5562255
hot

Bea, new model means new merch right? We need new art options for our soon to be destroyed mugs.

>>5563371
I read that as cherry dick'd
fuck me

>>5563315
A dad made a stealth thread to try to hide behind a topic, it backfired. Since it didn't go into the usual schizoposting and some anons weren't tolerating the off-topic posts, a dad's will broke and made an early thread. It be like that.

>>5561764
for bear if she wants to see this other thread

Dear dads,

I have been purposefully missing streams and disengaging with Bea Bea's social media to inflict the pain of separation and become more emotionally raw when I do resume viewing her content. She is a dumb and cringe bear but her cute and funny side has inflicted a wound on my heart. Please try to commit to emotionally self harming yourself in a healthy and cathartic way as this will please the bear and also be a good exercise to broaden your aspects of character. Good luck and have fun!

-t. schizodad

>>5563410
I'd settle for Bea just editing some of her old art with the updated look for thumbnails. Hair is close enough that it doesn't really matter, just the clover on the choker and the hoodie color would be enough.

>>5563529
>>5563433

>>5563649
How new?

I'm been here from the first thread and have still forgotten some of this stuff honestly. Like the fact there were two collages of the debut thread being passed around or where exactly the who is you stuff started from.

How would you react if Bea started calling you "Daddy" instead of "Dad" during streams?

>>5563610
I regret nothing.
I will try my best to keep improving.

>>5563042
I don't need to, I only need to pick up the shards

>>5563797
immediate disgust desu

>>5549233

>>5563324
Requester here. I only gave these references so he must have either stalked Bea's twitter quite far back or found this place.

>>5562929
Are you cancel task? What are you trying to do with the nothing red supers?

Why don't you want to get paypal doxxed?

>>5563977
I respect his dedication

>>5564000
Why would anyone go through the trouble of setting up a Paypal to get doxxed by Beatani
Just DM her all your info, much easier

>>5563977
Cute art, balon.

>>5563977
>リスナーさん (男)
a daring decision

How should Bea antis be punished?

>>5564394
death by peropero

>>5564406
inb4 dad population drops to 0 in few days

>>5564394
Inb4 this is posted in the other thread with the text "lmao she's seething SO HARD, we won"

>>5562296
Me

Any other dads feel shitty about not being creative enough?

>>5564427
what's the other thread
t.retard

>>5564394
>Bea anti is anagram for Beatani
at last I truly see

>>5564573
no, I'm perfect

>>5563042
I'll never give my money to bea.

>>5564573
Turn that feeling into inspiration. Even if it's not Beatani related that's okay.

>>5564394
>beatani is an anagram of bea anti
she was the antis all along....

>>5564594
>>5564594
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5564573
I feel shitty about somehow managing to procrastinate through anything I want to do, doubly so as my to do list is huge.

>>5564594
She hates herself

>>5564577
Here you go retardchama
>>5563975

>>5564675
I thought there's some /trash/ literal hateposting and not this little shitty thread I saw before.. nvm.

beachama...?

>>5564836
who..

>>5564573
I try to make up for my shitty art by coming up with more creative situations

why is beatani allowed to be so cute? and how can she raise her cuteness even higher?

>>5565063
are you me?

>>5565101
she isn't, your mind are under her manipulation

Show me your cutest Bea laugh
https://youtu.be/jcUVM-DALNo?t=483

>>5564836
This looks like something the Bea that likes disgusting looking pink hair anime characters would make and then join a wvt company. Not the Bea who carefully uses color to highlight specific details on her model, enhancing the whole. How do I reconcile Bea's wildly differing aesthetic tastes?

wait, I was just getting caught up on old VODs
bea is a hajime ueda fag?
fucking based

>>5564836
No idea who's this and what history this pic has, but for some reason it matches in the perfect way with the calm Beatani.

>>5565464
Bea's taste is really, really good

It's true, she does hate herself
I must save her via DMs

>>5565619
Savior-chama, you can't protect someone from self loathing that easily.

>>5565619
Imagining her red in the face silently scowling at the screen is deeply emotionally gratifying. uooohhhh performing bear makes me want to shinko shinko

>>5565823
I bet she slightly leans in towards her monitor too!

>>5565860
I wish I was that monitor...

>>5565860
she's a dumb phoneposter

>>5565619
Haa... self-hatred insecure bear... haa... so broken I could abuse and gaslight in the best groom way possible.. haa..
Now think about this sentence as it's Bea grooming dads.

>>5565935
she's both

>>5565912
risuna-chan blatantly posting utilitarian objectification fetishes in the /yah/ general...

>>5565939
This is why early threads are bad.

Bea will never join the secret anti discord. Bea will never know the nukumori between antis. Bea will only know reply guys and DM cringe dads.

>>5565961
I wish I was Beatani's phone's camera lens... Then she could wipe her hand oils off of me with her stinky shirt that she hasn't changed in several days, but only to realize it was in vain as her shirt is so dirty that only more oil gets on me
Then she grumpily mutters some Japanese nonsense at me as she gets a paper towel to wipe me dry
However, this just moves the oils around me and she eventually resorts to licking her finger and smudging me, leaving her streaky spit all over me before taking a video of her eating some noodles out of an unwashed pot
mmmmmMMMMmmmMMMmMMMMM yeah

>>5566072
I wish I was Beatani t-shirt... I could totally get soaked in her aroma all day.. haaa... haaa.....

>>5566131
Kaniko's face eroi

>>5566131
I wish I was Beatani's sebaceous glands
My entire life, my existence, would be dedicated to producing and slathering her smelly, putrid oils all over myself
Haaaaaaa....... Haa.......

>>5566072
>>5566131
>>5566235
STOP

If you debuted as a vtuber, would Bea watch your stream? For me I really doubt it.

>>5566417
She thinks male vtubers are cringe so no

>>5566235
Pungent apocrine sweat uooooohhh!

>>5566426
99% of us are female

>>5566417
If you are remote kid or risuna chan, she will tabun maybe.

>>5566417
She would tune in to say hi, but she is probably too ADHD to stay for a whole stream.

>>5566417
I'll try it sooner or later eventually.
>implying I'd tell her who I am as chuuba.

>>5566478
You can tell me, dad. I'm in the market for a new oshi.

>>5566541
Nice try kusobear

do dads think making a Bea ads in 4chan is a good idea?

>>5566630
all non-retard people don't see these ads
so yea, don't forget to shill her on reddit too

>>5566630
Generally most dads have been against it when it has been brought up in the past. I don't think it would be a problem but I doubt it would make much difference either way. It would be cool to see, but it might bring antis who seethe at seeing a non Holo. Flip a coin basically.

Ah the peoblem, peoblem. You know the peoblem? The annoying one? I always, I always connect the, the synapse. Annoying peoblem and without peoblem. I always solve the peoblem and without peoblem. Peoblem! I like peoblem, yeah. I always, I always take the, the strongest- strongest meds. Ahh how can I continue to live? I can continue to live by my solution! I always take the strongest meds that it has peoblem on here, this part, the moment. Moment of love. And then, I connect- wh- when I connect synapses, the solution, it always have a peoblem on h- on a moment, but I thrown up these... away! Cause I don't solve it. And then I solve the annoying problem. Okay? You connect the synapses? Connectable! Peoblem! Yes.

Hey have you guys reconsidered your stance on my dance competition idea yet?

>>5566727
Could you link your post? I don't remember what you're talking about.

The final solution to the Chihiro problem.

>>5566417
She would take a look then leave.

>>5566757
these
>>5317026
>>5317168

>>5566777
impressive

>>5566787
>0 viewers
>1 viewer
>it's her
>"Foolish dad."
>0 viewers
>well alright then

I wish I was a rich oil balon dad so I could make Bea flustered by showering her with cash.

>>5566757
Checked

I'm a male dad. Yes, we exist. I'm part of the 1%.

>>5566865
otokonoko dad*

>>5566846
Wait no, not checked
>>5566777
This was checked very thoroughly

>>5566839
You could even buy your own character in her extended universe.

>>5566803
Are you suggesting we make animations of Bea dancing?
Are you suggesting we use our own avatars to dance?
Are you suggesting we doxxxxxxxxxxx what we look like?

>>5566896
I don't want to stick out so I would donate with a fake name and e-mail. I just want to throw her off her game while she's trolling us.

>>5566920
just dance and cover your face

>>5566803
I doubt most dads would want to record themselves dancing. At least two would trip on beer cans or piss bottles and paralyze themselves.

rrats on what her peoblem was?

>>5566924
Are you $99.99 guy?

>>5566976
No. Only thing I have is a membership, so I'm not a cringe grey.

>>5566973
No rrats only adhd

>>5567001
Based, imagine being a filthy grey.

>>5566973
You.
Expect to be banned and blocked on all platforms by the next stream.

>>5566973
A severe lack of vitamin D. I would be happy to put some in her.

She's going to graduate so she can watch the Sonic vtuber full time.

>>5567264
just like in my dreams..

I can't say enough how happy Bea makes me feel

>>5567241
I was going to ask her how she felt about the sonic vtuber crap and what she would think if there was a Tails vtuber too. I forgot...

>>5567318
Look out fireworks you've got competition

ancap arc ikz

>>5567318
you're the beatang guy right?

>>5567601
Recreational nukes and sex with animals woo

>>5567623
No, I'm a different art dad
I remember reading that Beatang dad will come back in August

Imagine living in a country/state where you can actually lose the money you gain from a raise

Guitar singer dad? I uploaded the video with your song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT0bMfUFsU8
I'm not personally proud of this video but I like the song! Beatani also said it was nice on twitter if you don't read it. I have to be honest that it took me a long time to get what the lyrics were about though, maybe it is just my esl.

Giving 45% of my wage to the state is always a joy.

>>5563781
Who is you is from the first or second omori stream where she said who is you more than once because of her ESL and it became a meme instantly. I think it was omori atleast.

You guys are smelly just like the koala bea

>>5567769
Wrong. It's from before that. During her Q&A string someone asked her on a date or something.

>>5567776
Beatani anti love!!!

>>5567769
>>5567873
>What should I cook for out date?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL6pKypNIzM&t=6069s

>>5567958
*our date

>>5567978
Speaking of that, she hasn't had any date streams in a while. 8 more until we get that sweet, sweet cunny.

Sell it to me. Is it honestly worth getting?

>>5563797
Rock hard

>>5568063
No, nothing is worth paying for. Stay a grey chad

>>5567958
cannae believe Beatani's forehead is so lewd it has to be censored on stream

>>5568063
It's a mug. What the fuck kind of information do you need?

>>5568063
It's decent quality.

>>5563797
mega cringe desu
i want her to call me faggot trash human waste, not some daddy shit

>>5568148
Print quality, how ergonomic the handle feels, and how easy to smash it is.

>>5568063
She pisses in the mug, I drink the piss. Not everything has to be complicated.

>>5568063
i've been using it as my main mug since i got it(bought on release). the Print is pretty nice, the handle is a bit larger than what i am used too but works well enough.
Completely unrelated to the mug but ever since i got it i've been feeling a little more femenine.....

Bea's pee... inside of me... haa... haa...

>>5567958
She really went safe with her answer to the fetish question back then lol. Looking back on the old stream, I like how Beatani is much more energetic when she talks now after her English reps and way less careful about telling her audience what they want to hear in a cute manner. Feels more like an actual friend you can joke with now then just a generically cute vtuber.

Chihiro delenda est.

Cheating on Beatani with Chihiro!

>>5568353
Bea is not your friend

>>5568637
Don't friends usually show you their babies anon? If you wanted to make a baby with her then that would be beyond friendship.

Beatani will get drunk tonight and confess her love to remote kid tonight. He will of course turn her down, because no one wants a gross menhera who larps as a polar bear for her twisted sexual gratification. This sends her into massive depressive episode where she graduates. Eventually she uses it as motivation to get her shit together and charms Hiroyuki. They live happily ever after. Screenshot this.

What if Remote Kid is just Bea in a different outfit

>>5568814
>he doesn't have a list of her confirmed alts
hahaha retarded anon

>>5568814
All of /yah/ is just bea

>>5568858
can confirm
t. bea

>>5568829
W-Wait...why is my account on that list...?

>>5566896
the only character in her lore directly based on a dad is based on a poorfag from india whose name is literally based on the fact that he was too poor to even pay for the $5/mo membership tier

>>5567958
Annotation chama, this would be a good stream for timestamps.

>>5568885
Homeless dad and janny?

>>5568858
I was about to rank dads on an axis from "not bea" to "bea" but I realize I don't know enough about 2/3 of them to do that.

>>5568885
>Constantly treats a poor poc in a condescending manner.
Basedtani.

>search Beatani on all archives except /vt/
>218 results
>remove /trash/
>36 results

>>5568858
False, at least 50% of the posts in every thread are confirmed to be done by bea
Also a couple of shitposting threads made on /vt/ using Bea in the OP are confirmed to have been done by bea

>>5568923
hobo dad was based on people making jokes about only being able to donate a dollar or two on streamlabs (though I guess it did eventually come to represent a specific dad that's an oil balon in all but name)
janny-chama literally just became a thing yesterday and doesn't even have any art so I guess I just forgot about it

>>5568961
Is she being mentioned in /wvt/ threads sent to trash? Where else is she popping up?

>>5569016
>/wvt/ threads sent to trash
more like /wvt/ threads made on /trash/

>>5569016
>Where else is she popping up?
https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/_/search/boards/3.a.aco.adv.an.asp.b.bant.biz.c.cgl.ck.cm.co.d.diy.e.f.fa.fit.g.gd.gif.h.hc.his.hm.hr.i.ic.int.jp.k.lgbt.lit.m.mlp.mu.n.news.o.out.p.po.pol.pw.qa.qst.r.r9k.s.s4s.sci.soc.sp.t.tg.toy.trv.tv.u.v.vg.vip.vm.vmg.vp.vr.vrpg.vst.w.wg.wsg.wsr.x.xs.y/text/beatani/

>>5569007
I thought janny was a fox now but more realistic and not a cute shota like remote kid? The lore here is a bit muddled.

>>5569053
well it's entirely based off of ********'s profile picture

>>5568969
After all, was it not Beatani who started the very first thread?

>>5568932
criterias are

if you have creative talents
how much ADHD
how close in fetishes
how groomer you are
how hikki you are
how outspoken you are
how female you are

>>5569158
Her English was so good in it I assumed it was made by a fan.

>>5569220
Damn, I'm much more similar to Beatani than I thought, aside from furry and female I'm pretty much Beatani.

>>5569246
Post spreadsheet

>>5568340
>little bit more feminine
otokonoko?

>>5569045
i saw her leaking on both /g/ and /sp/

>>5569354
wrong

>>5569354
I saw her leaking

>>5569354
I haven't seen anyone post her on /sp/ except me.
>/g/
I'm intrigued.

>>5569016
I saw someone post her pic (and the link to that ear licking clip) to autist girls thread on /a/

>>5569491
posting vtubers on /a/ eww

Genuine question
Do you think Beatani unintentionally filtering newcomers with thread and twitter lingo is a good thing?
Last stream she did nothing but fill out an excel sheet with the information of characters that require quite an extensive amount of knowledge on Beatani-lore. I only ask this because there's been quite a big push for clips, but any newcomer who would have watched last stream would have gotten immediately filtered.

>>5569552
I don't know, if that's what she wishes I won't go against her.

>>5569552
Too late anon, Bea isn't hiding her power level anymore. Clips are still being made of funny moments, but might have to wait till the next game arc for people who get filtered by this storyline.

>>5561764
literally who?

>>5569552
I wonder about this too, it's easy to tell newcomers "do your archive reps" but bea's lore is kinda convoluted.

>>5569552
That depends on what you want out of Bea. Do you want a smaller streamer you can feel at home with (within reason)? Then yes. Do you want Bea to succeed by any means necessary? Then no.

>>5569552
it's normal to be lost when you first enter a community

>>5569637
Beatani's sister

She only has a handful of characters, most of them being her viewers put into different categories. The only important character otherwise in her lore is her sister. It isn't as complicated as some make it out to be.

>>5569552
>with the information of characters that require quite an extensive amount of knowledge on Beatani-lore
Another way to look at it is that it could be teaching people more about these characters.

>>5569720
I don't think it matters, newcomers are going to dip within a few minutes of watching your stream. If they don't understand what's happening then they're probably gonna go watch someone else.

>>5569552
Yes. Filtering concerndads is the best thinbg shes done

>>5569771
what do concerndads have to do with this?

>>5569552
I think people are vastly overestimating how hard she's filtering people with things like this and even if they aren't she seems pretty happy with where she is as a vtuber right now so it doesn't matter. Not everyone's a numberfag.

>>5569552
Your community is retarded and this beatani girl looks like a pandering, manipulating bitch to an outsider.

>>5569519
what about posting pochimama?

>>5569826
Ok Zhang.

>>5569787
by being annoying in every vtubers chat

>>5569851
Everyone was new once but not everyone is a concerrnfag. I don't understand your line of logic.

>5569826
imagine taking the time to go into a thread for a person you don't like and think of a post and fill out the captcha and act like you're saying something profound (if this wasn't a troll, which it is)

>>5569904
It's how I feel.

>>5569826
>Your community is retarded
true
>pandering, manipulating bitch
also true
But at least she's honest to her self, as oppose to being a soulless corpo.

>>5569826
I love this stupid pandering manipulating bitch

>>5569826
I want Beatani to manipulate me harder.

>>5569826
Yes, and?

>>5569998
cute and funny

>>5567992
I could have sworn we already had 3 dates. Are we counting every google maps moment as a date?

>>5570032
I count the mall and horse track

>>5569998
I would nuzzle my nose in both of their crotches so hard

>can't be fucked to read a little bit into the backstory and characterization of a vtuber who has been active for all of like 4 months
>huur im confus who this why that
>she is bich I hate her u are retard
I cannot fathom getting filtered this hard

>>5570138
The wiki even has a list of terms.

>>5570138
I don't care about her backstory. I even stated "as an outsider".

>>5570138
That's what you call an anti.

>>5570138
I've been here since the first thread and the lore is a bit convoluted desu. Even Bea gets confused about it.

If Beatani is too lazy to take a bath then I'll just have to force her to take one with me! I'll get every nook and cranny clean! Even her insides!

explain in detail how "pandering" and "manipulating" aren't the polar opposite of each other

>have a work call during the stream
Thankfully just 30 minutes long.

>>5570138
Nobody is going to want to read a streamers lore to understand what's going on in their streams. That's like watching the second season of a show and reading the wiki to fill in on what's happening.
It's embarrassing that I agree with an anti more than I do actual dads.

>>5570205
Bea gets confused about everything, ADHD and alcoholism is a hell of a combo

>>5570208
Make sure you get her bellybutton clean, I was lapping up cunny honey from there the other day and it was really smelly.

What does this "lore" have to do with her looking like a retard on Twitter? I don't need to know some lore to see that she's pandering to you easily obsessed groomer fucks to get that sweet ego boost. I guess you enjoy that though and who cares, just don't be so surprised when people call you out.

>>5570213
bipolar bear. that's not to say that pandering can't be used as a form of manipulation

>>5570296
Looks like someone needs to get off his boys period

>>5570332
What a gross vtuber.

>>5570258
>Nobody is going to want to read a streamers lore to understand what's going on in their streams
Is Beatani's lore actually necessary
to understand what is going on?
>That's like watching the second season of a show and reading the wiki to fill in on what's happening
Usually the second season is made in such a way where it can still be entertaining even if you didn't see the first one.

>>5570258
She doesn't even have that much lore, is my whole point. I get filtered by certain very popular western streamers because they've been doing it for years and their streams/communities are filled with in-jokes that have probably also existed for years in their own right. Bea's lore involves just a handful of elements encompassing both organically-created "characters" and stream in-jokes.

Not to mention you can boil her essence down to "Japanese Christmas cake speaks passable English and is fucking crazy even by Japanese standards." If that filters a person then I guess their ADHD is even worse than hers.

>>5570296
She just has massive shitposter energy, it has little to do with pandering.

>>5570368
>Is Beatani's lore actually necessary
to understand what is going on?
Not always but last stream it definitely was
>Usually the second season is made in such a way where it can still be entertaining even if you didn't see the first one.
Usually
>>5570376
>If that filters a person then I guess their ADHD is even worse than hers.
Don't doubt it, newcomers will get filtered within minutes before doing something else

We need to do a blood experiment like the recent pee one but it's to recreate Bea period blood

>>5569826
I'm more than happy to be manipulated by her.
I sold my soul to the beatani cult and im feelin great

>>5570459
>Don't doubt it, newcomers will get filtered within minutes before doing something else
That's a small price to pay for ensuring that chat doesn't become infested by randoms who can't read the room before making a fool of themselves, and Isaac/Minecraft autists there to watch the game rather than the streamer.

>>5570542
>Minecraft autists there to watch the game rather than the streamer.
but I want to see both
Yes, I know you probably aren't talking about me

>>5569904
>didn't give Bea a (you)
nice analysis, dad

Exposing her shitposting here was a smart play. Now everyone will accuse everyone else of being a polar bear and she can sit back and watch without lifting a finger. A couple well placed explosive charges can collapse a bridge.

>>5570595
Just don't backseat, or at least don't throw a supa to backseat onegai.

her in-jokes aren't just in-jokes, its about real viewers. i don't think many vtubers did that and that's what makes her different

>>5570692
this post reeks bear cunt

>>5570742
I WILL spam her with cheapest ARS supas to backseat her and you can't stop me

>>5564836
Kuma Ch. on youtube
https://youtu.be/WBX4hoZAooY
She started like early 2020
here’s another bear chubba i found(in picture unrelated to the clarification)

>>5570811
this kuma looks more like a rrat

>>5565464

Koopa's got a Discord now, where's Bea's?

>>5570850
we dont gain anything from a discord
its what these threads are for

>>5570850
>he doesn't know

Am I the only one here who has never been on D*****d and has no fucking clue what it's about?

>>5569552
>push for clips
There isn't a push-- barely even a nudge. From the start, if even one new person picks her up because of clips it was enough. It was the first goal of the clips. That is why clips are formatted towards the algorithm (title, thumbnail, hashtags.) But they are as much for you or me as anyone else here. Personally, I've been enjoying video/image editing for the first time in my life, even if my content is still amateur level. I will continue to improve

>>5570994
The discord is a fantastic place to socialize and form cliques. Dads should really get one, they'd fit right in!

>>5570994
tabun maybe
Discord can be very useful depending on what it's used for.

>>5570994
anons - anonymity = bad idea

>>5571015
I could have sworn that her talking about Pichu abuse for the first time was clipped, but then I couldn't find it. Does anyone know about that or can it be clipped?

>>5571047
>>5571050
White ears quivered in excitement while making these posts.

>>5571077
https://youtu.be/CD2cltazDTE is the only one I know of, which is not the >first time
but feel free to leave a timestamped suggestion if you can't find what you are looking for.

>>5571015
They are getting better, keep up the good work.

>>5571076
Yeah half the drama on these threads come from perceived favoritism and hypothetical DMs on Twitter.

>>5571139
My memory is so shit I couldn't even remember what stream that was. The subculture walk stream?

I want to go back in time and become Beatani's bully in school. I want to put nails in her shoes in shoelocker. I want to put her head in toilet and flush. I want to pour water from bucket through doors to toilet while she eats bentoo here alone. I want to kick her everytime I see her. I want to take her to gym locker with other japanese yankees and sexually harass her there skipping lessons. I want to see how quickly she turns from energetic quirky ADHD girl to menhera mess she is right now.
haa... haa...
BEA I WANT TO KILL YOU I WANT TO HURT I WANT TO FEEL YOUR FEAR AND SADNESS UUUOOOOOH
in minecraft

>>5571130
I didn't imply that a /yah/ server would be a good use of Discord dadchama.

If there is still a thread up when I get off work I can try to post a timestamp, but when she talked about groping her JK friends would be another great clip.

>>5570994
Imagine IRC, but improved. It also has voice channels too.

I just want to see CHKN on new PC chama. Is that too much to ask for?

>>5571262
>gym locker
uuuuuuuoooooooohhhhhhhhhh

also hi Bea

>>5571322
lesbear...

>>5571139
The first time she revealed it on stream was the stream who name has "fetish" in it. She also mentioned that she had a degenerate fetish a couple streams before. She also mentioned that she liked abusing Pichu on twitter much before that.

>>5571265
He never implied /yah/ server would be a good use of discord, dadchama... Just that bea was making those posts.

>>5570332
>He still gets periods

You guys seriously haven't been impregnated by Bea yet? Do you even actually love her?

>>5571327
IRC, but improved and with voice chat would be matrix
Anyone calling shitcord an improvement over IRC is an absolute retard

is remote kid gonna be okay

>>5571416
I thought it was my period but it was actually my torn anus bleeding.

>>5569826
yes thats the entire point
bea isn't attractive, appealing or likeable in anyway. What makes her streams fun is the community that is attracted to it and how they interact with her and how she interacts with them.

>>5571614
A meta vtuber, groovy.

add me on discord if you want to, I rarely use twitter nowday after bullied by dads
han4bi#4872

>>5571327
>improved irc
>no xdcc
holy fucking cringe desu
go kill yourself you 50IQ faggot

>>5571468
No

>>5571658
Using images in your bait, very nice polar bear. Shouldn't you be sniffing coke right now?

>>5570839
highly based
hajime ueda artstyle vtubers give me life

>>5571468
If a bear wants to fuck you, there's no much else you can do but lie there and wait for it to finish.

>>5571677
https://youtu.be/dhZTNgAs4Fc

>>5571614
bullshit, I watched her vods without reading chat. still manage to make me grin like idiot for the entire day

>>5571716
she's not going to fuck you, simp

Which beetle is Beatani?
I think she is a pleasing fungus beetle (Erotylidae). First of all they are very pleasing to look at, it's even in their name, Beatani of course is also very pleasing to look at. They are also feeders on random shit fungus, they fed on the bottom strata of the natural world. Beatani of course also does this by feeding on us. And lastly pleasing fungus beetles are totally harmless, they have no poison or stinger what so ever. The best they could do is maybe look at you meanly and judge you which is about the same caliber that Beatani has (except if you are cringe DM guy)

>>5571659
the age of hacker console like text communicators is over granpa

>>5570994
Text and Voice chat service. What's not to get?

>>5571705
Polar bears the apex (sexual) predator.

>>5571716
anon…this is bea desu…tabun maybe

>>5571724
I don't want to fack her either, I have your mother for that

EJACULATION!

>>5571740
Freedom is never over, millenialchama.

Bea's mom has got it going on

Where do I send the dick pics for the competition?

Let's chat on xfire

>>5571773
its a good thing she was able to attract so many knuckledraggers like you. I can't imagine enjoying anything she does without her retarded fanbase bringing drama into everything

>>5571775
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5571455
>IRC, but improved and with voice chat would be matrix
Matrix doesn't have voice channels.
>Anyone calling shitcord an improvement over IRC is an absolute retard
Matrix is like the worst parts of IRC. Giant centralized servers where a community has a single chat room. Discord is like a more decentralized IRC where each community has their own server. Discord gives you more tools for creating a community and is easier to use.

>>5571808
>xfire
anon... i..

I can't believe she's taking a week off work to play Apex.

>>5571860
>week off
When did she say this?

>>5571860
>I didn't play it!
She plays it with her boyfriend

>>5570994
me too i just have one and don’t know how to useit

>>5571834
wonder if bea ever used ICQ

>>5571728
UUOOHHH BEATANI EATING SHIT

Why don’t we just add each other on AiM?

>>5571879
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1407926764488183808?s=19

fuck minecraft beatani should play roblox

>>5571659
XDCC is cringe. There is literally no reason to use it compared to something like google drive or mega.

>>5571860
more like a week off to make 7 anons very unlucky

>>5571816
is that supposed to be an insult?
bcs I feel honored to get a retard approval from here

>>5571860
I can confirm, we've been playing together.

>>5571943
AIM got dragged behind the barn and Old Yellered last year.

>>5571945
>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1407926764488183808?s=19
>deepl: in another month or so i’ll take a week off work
off work work, or off streaming?

>>5572020
>仕事
what do you think

>>5571832
>Matrix doesn't have voice channels
It has voice chat though.
>discord
>decentralized IRC
Take your meds. Discord is far more centralized than either matrix or IRC.

>>5571832
>Discord is like a more decentralized IRC where each community has their own server.
More like a "decentralized" IRC where a single company controls everything and can remove your "own" "server" on a whim.

>>5571860
she just deleted the shortcut from desktop, Apex is still installed in her pc.
maybe she just testing the graphic card, it's there from the previous owner, want to bait dads, or she planning to stream it to attract japs

>>5571888
>She plays it with her boyfriend
Don't forget to have a space between boy and friend.
It's very dangerous without it.

Yesterday I was accused of being bea in 8 of the 12 posts I made. Am I… am I becoming bea?

>>5572088
we are all bea here

imagine getting viscerally offended by a ur mom lol joke

>>5572033
sorry , i don’t know nihongo , EOP please understand

>>5572071
Are you ESL? Fuckbuddy is the proper way to spell it.

>>5572088
yah

>>5572063
Please bea play Apex I’m begging you it would be the funniest shit and I actually like Apex

>>5572088
the bea accusations have gotten stale to the point they've lost all meaning

>>5572088
Yes, embrace it bear paws typing monkey same motherfucker.

>>5572088
no, all the people in these threads are schizos or pathetic simps who have to delude themselves into thinking they're talking to some virginal japanese girl
If you make 6 posts in the thread, you're bound to be accused of being bea at least 3 times

>>5572121
No! Bea don't play Apex it would suck don't dirty your hands there's better things to do

>>5572121
FUCK YOU ID RATHER WATCH A MONTH OF MINECRAFT THAN A GAME OF APEX
APEX EWWWWW
APEX SUCKS

>>5572148
t. bea

>>5571860
Her IRL friends probably convinced her to download it since she has a new PC.

>>5572121
>playing apex with controller

>>5572123
what if Bea is the only one accusing others of Beaposting haha

>>5572047
>Take your meds. Discord is far more centralized than either matrix or IRC.
Discord is much more decentralized than matrix. Pretty much all current home servers are running on a single machine where Discord distributes everyone's server over many many machines.
>>5572049
>where a single company controls everything and can remove your "own" "server" on a whim.
Homeserver admins can do the same thing. A few years back on the main matrix home server a huge wave of imageboard community rooms were purged.

>>5572148
fuck you bea

>>5572219
apparently apex has good controller support
if you know how to use both controller and mouse and keyboard you'd probably do better with controller

>>5572020
She's gonna stop pulling weeds on XP Hill for a week.

>>5572225
OK bea

Any /g/ bros here have any idea how difficult it would be to make something like a bonzi buddy type desktop app with bea in it? Obviously without the spyware/adware components.

>>5572273
>Obviously without the spyware/adware components.
Weak

thread right now

>>5572261
And start pulling trains in a brothel

>>5572273
you're gonna have to work harder than that to dox me, Bea

>>5572273
The hardest part would probably be getting the speech synthesis to sound right.
It could be reused for BeaBot down the line though.

>>5567697
Thank you, the text scrolling was nice. I also realized I messed up both songs, the first one was supposed to be cocoon shaped instead of fetus, and this one was supposed to be titled special water no monogatari, not funny water, which might have made it easier to understand what the lyrics would be about.

>>5572415
Deep Learning got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sR1rU3gLzQ

i made dis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lVHGyZyP-g

>>5572458
there's also the option of using existing sound bites

>>5572478
Good work

she doesn't post in these threads let alone browse them.
She just likes feeding the schizos by making them paranoid every other post is her

Which burger is Beatani?
I think she is the bacon bleu cheese burger. In between two golden buns is a warm, juicy, pink center with a pleasant saltiness. Eating it is certain to make a mess with juices going everywhere and leaving your face sticky and greasy. The aroma is somewhat of an acquired taste, like sour milk allowed to grow moldy in a cave for several months. Since bleu cheese is not a washed rind cheese, its heady aroma permeates all throughout.

remember when Bea wanted to be a normie with vanilla fetishes? me neither

>>5572497
She craves attention, of course she browses these threads.

>>5572540
>She craves attention, of course she browses tinder.
no one wants attention from you rejects

>>5572478
pachipachi

>>5572566
dont be so harsh bea

>>5572566
this isnt even good bait considering its obviously wrong

>>5572566
True

>>5572591
>I'm not a reject, my mom says I'm cool!
kek

>>5572591
>>5572596
Dad duality

>>5572619
im a reject though

NoReps Round 2 Day 4... Bea's Minecraft skin... Haaa... Haaa...

>>5572521
There's no fun in being a normie

I wonder if she honestly tried desk reps. Of course it wouldn't do much, but it's fun to imagine.

>>5569445
This is exactly what happened in my dream last night except I was Bea on the left

>>5572664
Upskirting your daughter!

>>5572691
There's that soundclip where she said she tried but it can be a lie.

>>5572121
Shit taste

>>5572664
Here, you can use it yourself.
https://namemc.com/skin/32adc6d38640b844

>>5572691
Wouldnt surprise me if she did

My daughter makes me feel like pulling a Josef Fritzl

>>5572748
Oh... I'll "use" it alright...

>>5572773
Australian dad...

>>5571728
dung beetle

>>5569552
>unintentionally

Imagine if vtubers were a thing back in like 2011… holy fuck they’d all be playing league of legends and just imagining it is making me feel sick

>>5572780
You can't afford to edge again...

>>5572792
Hitler
Schwarzenegger
Kiara
Fritzl
Glock
For a small country it's pretty based

>>5572516
>In between two golden buns is a warm, juicy, pink center with a pleasant saltiness
I never thought I'd want to jerk off to a burguer

>>5572823
Pretty sure some of them did play league if memory serves.

>>5570253
I also have that but I do both at the same time with a headset

>>5572823
One of my favorites plays it and it's fun watching her because she suffers hardcore and cusses up a storm.

>>5570994
It's a very useful tool and great to keep in touch with different groups of friends or organize activities. I'm in an association that organize conventions and it's a lifesaver for that.

Was Chihiro naked when she filmed her cooking video?

GIVE ME YOUR PICHUS ANON

>>5572968
Chihiro is always naked because she is bitch

>>5571076
Anonymous vtubing doesn't exist, it always imply a vtuber that is not anonymous and a fanbase that isn't too. So it's always gonna happen that names stand out despit anon's wishes. Maybe try to create an anonymous vtuber that is never played by the same person or something.

>>5572981
HAHAHAHA…HAAAHAHAA

>>5572968
No sane person cooks naked more than once. If you can't figure out why, feel free to try it yourself.

Jesus, Beatanis bathroom looks like this?

>>5573018
What part of that cooking video seemed sane to you?

>>5571702
Still mad that she ruined her model so bad

I knew she'd oversleep... If I'm tired enough I'm deep asleep by 10 minutes...

Chihiro's hair in my food!

>>5573018
I fry bacon naked, it's hurts a little but the pain makes me stronger.

>>5571860
She will play League of Legends with Ayame and have fun with Ayame's boyfriends.

Beatani would be late to her own funeral.

>>5573064
Do you save the bacon fat? I used to collect it when I was cooking a lot of bacon

>>5573064
Jesus..

Bea took some guy to a love hotel, just so she could see the interior for reference.
I love how much effort she puts into these videos for her fans!