/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5572126
she also said she have an ex-boyfriend

>>5572126
She also said she have an ex-dogfriend

Flare and Noel are real couple too

She's horny, but no man (woman) is willing to stick anything into this menhera.

>>5572126
She also said she have an ex-horsefriend.

>>5572198
Mr Koro...

>>5572240
speak for yourself
i love insane women

>>5572187
that was just poor damage control. she was playing apex and some dudes were hitting on her and she rejected them. 5ch was all in MATSURI IS A WHORE mode

>>5572275
You may love insane women, but try dating one for more than a year.

>>5572126
Matsuri already said that she’s bisexual

>>5572240
I always want a menhera girlfriend who will stab me in the back while having sex, Anon.

>>5572275
Hahaha, no, you don't. You think you like them, the idea seems enticing, but you have no idea of how bad it can get IRL. Believe me, you don't want any of that shit.

>>5572364
bro both my exes were BPD menheras
its insanely good

>>5572391
>exes
so it didnt work out in the end

>>5572244
Hando-san...

>>5572298
Wow i can't believe 5ch was right for once.

Just kidding, but she could have both ex bf and gf, she stated numerous times she was bi.

>>5572499
Sometimes lesbos in entertainment say they are bi just so the hopeless romantics don't go away.

>>5572439
no but 3rd time is the lucky one right
i had to end it with one of them because she threw kitchen knives after me because my mom texted me during dinner

>>5572126
>"I like the type of person who has clear preferences"
This absolute diva won't date other bisexuals tho she's one herself

>>5572499
Same guy, but i forgot to add : does it really matter in the end? She's a cute menhera anyway....

>>5572550

>>5572187
She has. She's also been single for 4+ years despite being like 21-22.

>>5572641
>despite being like 21-22
yeh... haha imagine being single at that age... wow what a loser hahaha

>>5572653
If you are a girl and are decent looking then yes, it means you scare people.

>>5572550
This is why menhera preference should stay 2D because outside of that, it's legitimately fucking scary. (a reminder that Matsuri said she'll cut your dick vertically if she catches you cheating)

>>5572653
That age was the last time I was popular with girls, what are you doing with your life?

>>5572653
been single my entire life but fortunately i'll have arranged marriage(setup by my parents) in few months with decent looking girl, haha suck it losers.

>>5572724
He probably realized that dating at that age isn't fucking worth it.

>>5572758
Okay but you're in an arranged marriage.

>>5572698
Fucking this.
Back in my uni days there was this really smoking hot chick that had something like 12+ guys ditch her after two weeks of date, because she freaked them out.
One of them was my roommate. She moved in without asking anyone at their first 16 hours together. Nutjob

>>5572552
By the time she's 30, those preferences will dry up fast.

>>5572126
>lesbian
>clearly states she goes both ways

>>5572699
thats the hot part bro
not knowing if she is biting your dick of or sucking it

>>5572699
What constitutes as cheating to her? Being a gachikoi for a different vtuber? Going to a soapland with some buddies? Spending a nice evening with 2 sweet thai ladyboys?

>>5572812
Not related to the topic but to the last word, when i was a young anon i thought nutjob was some find of fucked up fetish that involved litteral nuts.

>>5572847
maybe even giving your mother a call to say you love her on mothers day

>>5572847
That's the scary part, she won't tell you where the line is until she decides you've crossed it. Maybe you're hanging out with her and another vtuber after an off-collab, and she decides you're talking too much to the other girl. You never know with menhera girls, that's why the relationship not worth it.

>>5572809
Arrange marriage is the best kind of marriage you idiot

>>5573055
Have fun having your parents decide your future for you as an adult then, I guess.

>>5572845
Now in 2D, that's hot
In 3D, you will likely have to go hospital afterwards (if she even lets you)

>>5572550
>no but 3rd time is the lucky one right

>>5573334
u cant convince me
more menheras for me
>>5573406
im trying to find one but BPD girls are often hard to come by

>>5573055
maybe if youre unattractive to women

>>5572550
nice boat

>>5573406
>lamy

>>5572550
h-hot

>>5572550
based thrill seeker
you'll be dead before 30 though

>>5572550

>>5573534
ありがとう!

>>5573628
it was pretty hot desu but it was to close to comfort
>>5573646
dead by menhera is 100% fine by me

Most Hololive members care enough about the concept of idols to mention relationships using their vtuber persona. Masturi isn't the only Bi member of hololive.

>>5573728
to not mention* my bad

>>5572126
I'm her current boyfriend

>>5572550
I feel bad for saying this and I know this is cringe but, was she a relative of DIO?

>>5572847
She once said that if you have more than one oshi, that means you're only giving her a certain percentage of love and not 100%
So make of that what you will

>>5573783
i have no idea what that is

>>5573787
I only give her about 5% of my love

>>5572758
>been single my entire life
Ignorance is bliss, I think being single is a blessing in disguise if you don't like children.
More personal space, money, and free time for hobbies. I'll become an old fart one way or another being tied down isn't going to make it suck any less.

>>5572187
anon....she was fat as fuck when she was young, you think that a girls with that size would has any man taken her in?

>>5573787
Well, Matsuri doesn't need 100% of my love. 100% of love is impossible, I will always love my family.

>>5573902
Tons of people like fatties. Mostly sweet fatties though, not moody and violent ones.

>>5572550
...

>>5573772
Anon how do you stay alive?
Please tell us your secret!!

>>5573950
>Tons of people like fatties
Not in Japan. Being fat there still carries a stigma.

>>5572187
She has multiple exes

she needs to find a gf that controls her

>>5572126
Ollie's not not pure and virgin either, so deal with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spcIq-KA__E

>>5572126
>says she cant see women as anything more than friends
>LOOK SHE WAS A LESBIAN!!!

This is some next tier schizoposting

>>5575591
>so deal with that.
She's Indonesian. Anon could just report her to the Muslim government for being a whore, and they'll stone her to death in public.

>>5575711
>says she cant see women as anything more than friends
She didn't say that though

>>5572879
Risu...

>>5575979
The Indoensian government usually don't give a shit if you're not muslim yourself and you're not trying to promote LGBT rights.

>>5572550
son...

>>5573554
become lamy

>>5572653
Prime marriage age, less than a handful of years before she becomes a Christmas Cake and desperately starts to sing up for matchmaking services.

>>5573950
Nigger most fatties are moody and weird.

>>5572550

>>5572126
based

Now that this is becoming common knowledge in these areas, I feel compelled to reiterate that it's okay when the Japanese do it. Western women need not apply.

>>5572550
>i had to end it
I'm willingly going to assume you specifically chose those words instead of break up because the only way you're still alive and telling the story is with either one of you dead. Now post the GPS coordinates of where you buried the body, it's a 4chan tradition.

>>5584101
maybe if you live in 1967

>>5588151
not this time officer

>>5588151
i moved cities and deleted all my socials because she kept stalking me

>>5585455
where's the girl that I can hug while cooking a homemade meal together with her?

>>5589729
They don't exist.

>>5572550
t. Jotaro

>>5572240
I once dated a girls who tried to kill her mom. It was pretty alright. I think I could handle festival.

I want to drink Matsuris freshly squeezed piss.

>>5591847
>freshly squeezed
What does this mean? You're going to squeeze her stomach and make her pee?

>>5572302
>>5572364
You don't understand how desperate and a lone I am. Crazy is in noway a deterrent. Getting stabbed is no fear as I have no intention to live a long live anyway.

>>5591847
Sound hot

>>5591899
She probably could use some squeezing. I heard she's gaining weight again lately.

>>5589464
Can you give me her number. Not via here but by discord or really any other means?

>>5572812
>She moved in without asking anyone at their first 16 hours together.
Everytime I read about shit like this I think "that's not that bad" I probably would have stayed with her.

>>5591934
Oh, is she? I know her weight fluctuates a lot, but I thought she was still in an underweight phase.

>>5591965
last i checked she was admitted to a psych ward so i dont think the number i do have even works

>>5592111
Nah, based on her recent pictures, I reckon her underweight phase was at least 3 years ago.

>>5572550
ESL-kun...

>>5591899
I want to softly press her bladder full of piss until she starts peeing on a glass jar right under her, applying pressure while feeling how it deflates and gets softer each second until it gets back to normal. Then drink the whole steamy jar while she looks at me blushed

>>5572126
She literally says she can go both ways.

>>5572126
So who all is confirmed gay or bi in hololive?
>Matsuri
>Miko
>Marine
>Kanata
>Coco
>Noel
>Flare
Anyone else?

>>5585455
those two should get together

>>5572126
she's a virgin that wishes she could have Hoshikawa, but she can't.

>>5572126
cute

>>5572126
>what's my type of girl? A girl that tries her best
So, Luna.
>I also like cute girls
Yep.

>>5572197
I could imagine Noel being a lesbian after whoring herself online for so many years. Everyone both IRL and online is only talking about her fucking tits, I would be fucking depressed if I was here

>>5572126
I'm not sure if I buy this story. She lied about having an ex boyfriend before as well, but both HSKW and her own mother confirmed that she is a virgin. Who knows though, maybe she's talking about "dating" a girl for a week when she was 12 or something.

>>5592496
>virgin
dobut
>Hoshikawa
of course she still wants the gyaru

>>5592661
Oh no, poor rich women that could have not whoring herself. Do you think her coleagues dont watch her roommates videos?

>>5592696
Maybe it was a relationship to Matsuri, and "this girl won't leave me alone" to the other girl.

>>5593386
Isn't that how dating works?

>>5593218
They probably don't give a fuck, most of the girls especially in the third gen did worst things in the past before the vtuber gig

>>5573867
Mori gtfo

>>5592460
botan

>>5572126
shut up amerimutt gay monkey shes just making a blanket statement and trying to be edgy in a japanese otaku way. shes just a normal girl. you just doesnt know shit about her roommate.

>>5597167
oh no, it's the heterolive schizo

>>5592661
i'm not sure but i think lesbians also like tits anon

>>5572550
Kek something similar happened to me. I rejected a girl because I just wasn't interested and she pulled a knife on me because no one rejects her and she slashed me and I have a permanent scar on my chin. That was also the first and only time I punched a woman in the face.

>>5597515
oh no, it's the homolive schizo

>>5572197
>He doesn’t know He actually believes this

>>5572126
Matsuri, Flare, Korone, and Noel are the only REAL lesbians in homolive

>>5585455
You will never be Japanese.

>>5592460
You might as well put the whole entire fuckin talent list there

>>5592460
>Matsuri
Sure
>Miko
Fake
>Marine
You’re Gullible
>Kanata
Yes
>Coco
Can’t believe you believe that
>Noel
Anon…
>Flare
Yes

>>5603991
>He actually believes this

>>5604065
this

>>5604168
I dont you wank lmao

>>5572311
bisexual doesn't exist here

>>5572197
Untrue it would be a contract breach

>>5604441
>here
本当の日本人なら日本語でリプして
嘘をつくなんてダメだよ、アノンくん

>>5604065
How is it possible Coco is heterosexual when she’s married to Kanata? No way

Didn't Matsuri and Shion date for a few weeks at one point? I remember some clips about Matsuri talking about how when to the zoo with Shion and groped her butt.

>>5606718
Yeah

>>5606718
Matsuri gropes everyone. By that standard she's dated every hololive girl except maybe Sora.

>>5606718
W-wait, how long ago was this? Didn't Shion only turn 18 last summer?

>>5572197
>He doesn't watch Noel (Alt) streams
Oh no no no you've misunderstood

>>5609382
Sora is that off limits?

>>5611694
Shion just turned 19 a few weeks ago.

>>5611716
Everyone curbs their behavior in front of Sora.
She's very respected.

>>5611952
So when did this event with Matsuri go down...

Anyone else hoping she finds a nice, good guy to date but fucks it up hard so she falls into a depression and becomes emotionally dependent on her fans?

>>5573728
Matsuri, Coco, Luna, and Ame right?

>>5612029
Well whenever it happened, I’m pretty sure Matsuri is only like 3-4 years older than her so it’s not really an age gap problem in my eyes, more so whether it was consensual.

Are you more likely to be killed be Matuli or Denchou?

>>5612160
easily festival

>>5612160
Matuli for sure. Danchou is more prone to fits of rage and would probably batter the fuck out of you but she is still a woman at the end of the day and she will have trouble actually killing you.
Matsuri would wait for you to sleep then slit your throat with a knife and cut off your dick, or pull a Jodi Arias on you.

>>5585455
Left = Shion
Right = Roboco

>>5592225
Her roommate stream from a few weeks ago shows she's not at her lowest weight but she'd probably put on at most 8 to 9 kilos.

>>5593435
Bruh, Mel and Aki still do camgirl stuff afaik.

>>5612111
The Marine-Shion sleepover event happened when Shion was 17 and Marine was 27.

>>5612464
Not quite, Shion had just turned 18 when it happened.

>>5612569
senchou strikes fast

>>5612341
I recall her weight and height was around 53-55 kg and 150-152 cm. She said that she has dropped 2 kilos in a week just a few days ago, though that still puts her above 50 kg. Noel is actually similar weight and height as her but the difference is Noel has a far bigger milkers. I see the Noel has actually appeared leaner than she was a few weeks ago while Matsuri is still visibly chubby.

>>5612110

https://de.catbox.moe/x9vjjs.m4a

>>5611694
If I remember right the clipper said the the event happened in winter 2018 or winter 2019.
>>5609382
oh I didn't just mean she groped her, I mean she called it a date at the zoo and shion seemed to be okay with it. Note I'm going off my memory of a clip from over a year ago so I'm not 100% reliable.

>>5612110
Coco, Luna and Ame? Really?

>>5593435
You have to admit Flare breaking her opponent's spine "bane-style" during that deathmatch was pretty insane. And she was only 19 at that time.

That and the legendary Marine cumjar challenge where she put herself in a giant jar and had fans take turns to fill it for a whole week.

Good times

>>5612079
I am too. Matsuri is the only menhera in hololive not emotionally dependent on her fans.

>>5613093
What is this saying?

>>5592460
Lesbians are faking it

>>5584101
>Prime marriage age
ok Abe

>>5612416
Sauce

>>5613093
Twappi is the tachi in the relationship?
>>5613488
>I like girls. It's easier with a girl. Men are harder to get along with.
At least that's what my anime reps tell me.

>>5585455
what a cute couple!

>>5592460

>>5572126
Not gonna open clickbait video, what is it actually about?

>>5614596
Real estate market and responsible investing.

>>5614596
Matsuri gave an in-depth description about all the cunny she's eaten out over the years

>>5572275
An insane woman ahh being told to do everything for her then you being called a control freak

>>5613180
A “date” for Japanese girls is just going out to have fun with a friend, they say デート for pretty much anything, I’m sure Matsuri is ni as she talked about it in a members stream last year too and doesn’t really do much to hide it either but I don’t think she dated Shion

>>5606490
I’m sure Coco doesn’t notice how in love she sounds when talking about Kanata, she just can’t stop mentioning her and there’s this stream back from March where she flat out admitted she was hugging/cuddling with Kanata on a daily basis nowadays like it was nothing (haven’t seen a clip from that but I think it was some kind of Mario game, and it’s about halfway through the superchat reading)

>>5616888
Shion seems like the kind of girl who'd call all her friends "girlfriends" and call everytime she hangs out with them "dates" and post about it on Insta

>>5585455
>I feel compelled to reiterate that it's okay when the Japanese do it. Western women need not apply.
baseadíssimo

>>5572126
Why is it so cute when girls talk about having girlfriends, but so not cute when they talk about having boyfriends?

>>5617227
Yuri is the purest form of love

>>5575711
>she cant see women as anything more than friends
she was referring specifically to her friend Rose, who she thought about dating her

>>5572126
If I remember correctly, there’s a clip floating around of Luna and Matsuri playing minecraft together where they’re talking about her relationship and Luna is asking matsuri to commit but she won’t because she thinks it will affect her work.

>>5617227
you subconsciously think all men are dogs and idolize female purity at the same

>>5617469
I honestly don't think, or do either of those things.

>>5572550
Menhera GFs are truly an incredible experience, i dated one and we broke up because she kept threatening me with killing herself and blaming me in her note, she still calls me crying about how hard her life 2 years later. Always have a good wank over her tears.
I wonder if matsuri could handle a break up well

>>5617227
purityfags who think that it's impossible for lesbians to go full-degeneracy. Like literally I've never met an at least seriously horny non-straight girl, friendship and relationship alike
This is the only time I'll use the word "degeneracy" unironically

>>5618678
That’s not why at all
It’s because men on an instinctual and biological level correctly recognize other males as a threat but understand other women as largely harmless

>>5617785
Absolutely not. It would be like that twitcast stream where she cried about Hoshikawa, but every day. Matsuri would probably try and kill herself if the breakup went badly.

>>5572197
>don't live together
>real couple
lmao

>>5618955
And that is wrong. Sexual orientations don't work like that. If she likes girls and girls only she might aswell straight-on rape her.
If we're really going to take it like that then we should treat everyone as potential rivals. People might *discover* that they aren't as straight or homo as they thought they are.

I'm not surprised, she looks like a JAV star.

>>5619375
Doxfag, we’ve all already see her before
You aren’t accomplishing anything special by posting roommate images

>>5619375
> JAV star
most of them are

>>5619407
>Doxfag
Fuck off faggot i didn't see it before

>>5619450
Do your own reps then newfag. Doxfags will always be the definition of faggots

>>5619610
>Doxfags will always be the definition of faggots
I can agree with you, but you are equally a faggot for being gay with ''nO nOt the IRL pics of my VTUBERINOS''

>>5619825
I saw matsuri roommate posted a lot recently by this guy so I made a simple post to remind him he’s a faggot
Just like you who is a double faggot for being a newfag and wanting to be spoonfed dox.

OH NO NO NO HETBROS WE LOST

>>5619911
>be spoonfed dox.
Well i'm sorry that i don't know japanese to scroll the nip twitter or 2ch for some pics

>>5573772
ok nigger

>>5620011
If you think that’s where you go to do your roommate reps you really are a newfag
You talk like a twedditor too, so try going back there.

>>5573646
>>5576927
Please do not use "though" at the end of your sentences.

>>5613191
Ame said she was Bi, it came out of her own mouth

>>5620101
>You talk like a twedditor too
Ok,you've crossed the line now you nigger

>>5599343
god thats hot

>>5620249
but you do talk like a twiteddit though

>>5617227
Because you are fucked in the head m8.

>>5612416
I seriously need to do better reps.

>>5617227
Don't listen to these fags. Being a unicorn is okay.