/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Momo JOI when

To the glory of lady Poko

My wife is cute.

Yu LOVE

Stay strong boo bros

I want to sniff Coni's feet

Gently kissing Poko’s pudgy wittle shoulders and chest while she lovingly runs her hands through your hair

>>55699272
Yuko knows what you did last thread

>>55699480
she'd be proud

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.
To the anon trying to murder those two, I'll lend you my energy.

>>55699272
Why did you use madurei1 for the image OP? Did something annoy you?

I will oshihen to that femanon if she gets in.

Pochifeet1
Pochilove1

my gf

These guys know youtube is taking a huge ass cut out of their donos right?

surely coni's donothon won't be full of superchats right guys?

>>55699784
You think attention whores care?

I love femanon!

>>55699784
Yeah but then they wouldn't get their picture on top of chat for a couple of mins

>>55699708
Pochifeet2
Pochilove2

Other femanons looking to get into ES or EN3, follow suit if you want a chance

I am actually losing interest in Coni's streams except for the asmr stuff without TTS enabled. She can't actually fucking just STREAM. It's half retarded ass supas that even Coni clearly is cringing at but playing it off because money is money.
I feel sorry for her because I know I'm not the only one losing the will to watch her streams because of this shit. Before the TTS spam was this bad I fucking loved her streams every time.

Riro makes me very happy!

Pochi CUTE
Pochi LOVE
Pochi LOYALTY

>>55700146
I feel you but just keep watching man

>>55700146
It's annoying but it's not THAT bad (except for that kowloon game, I actually just closed the stream then)

>>55700356
you are replying to a threadshitter

Perfection.

>>55699560
hi i'm the anon who sometimes does your ritual post and i agree with your spoiler.
that's all. i will now return to silence.

Coni please post your tits here. You have to own all these shitty piece of shit cheating carnies. Show them who’s boss.

>>55700146
She needs to do what yuko does and give the tts donos she doesn’t like/cringes at less enthusiastic reactions

>>55700146
I think its time for her to increase the price a bit more, like $20. Because you can really see the same donators do it.

>>55700146
I really despise how they always drag it out by sending small donos every few minutes so you end up with Coni spending first half hour+ not allowed to focus or get into the game at all.

Okay this shit reading every member out loud is annoying me now.

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>55699784
whine more holy shit
if she cared shed set TTS to streamelements only

>>55699560
>>55700510
I wouldn't bitch about them here, but they are kind of annoying, so have my energy

>>55700561
yeah! I agree!

I love Momo

>>55700425
i think he actually feels that way but yeah he could be that one anon that said he missed a coni stream to watch the hololive dog girls and has also said he stopped watching coni as much to watch his new "oshi" in hololive a while back

>>55700598
That's exactly why I'm having issues getting in to her streams. If you go back and watch earlier streams, the difference is night and day.
>>55700378
It unfortunately is getting to be that annoying to me.
Also, the membership bombs I don't care about at all. Emote slots are actually useful at least.

Poko minecraft gorilla please...

Wasn't TTS only for streamlabs donations sometime back?

>coni superchat reading
bros

I want to pummel Coni (sexually)

>>55701009
I can't even remember at this point honestly, but it really should be.

coni should play EYE

>>55700902
did she say she was going to?

>>55701270
She said she might do one.

I hope Riro will sleep well today.

>>55700598
this, i dont think anyone that superchats like this watches streams otherwise they'd dislike the content, i feel bad for vod watchers

im happy that i got the answer correct for coni

>>55701476
topkek

>>55701476
lmfao

>>55701476
To be fair the AI TTS was a great idea for milking money. Kai's streams are a nonstop stream of piss yellow supas too.

>>55701476
KEK

>>55701476
lmfao, props for OC

I am fuckin coni

>>55701476

clown stinks good... ToT

I must have missed it bros, but when is Coni's donothon?

uoh stinky clown ToT

smellbros we're so in

>>55702019
end of the month, she talked about it at the start of the roblox stream

>>55701476
>irrelevant
thats me

We don't need more coomers in idol, we need more rins, less whores

>>55702183 (me)
I’m trans btw

TOOTSIES HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55702183
HA HA HA TOOTSIES

>>55702183
this but the opposite

>>55702162
you're just like me

The amount of cum and cocks I've had to see here I am glad we got our first tits.

>>55702291
You want idol to be known as the new EiEN? Whore corpo? No thanks, keep the whores out Aviel

>>55702183
I think coomers are fine, we just need more subtlety

>>55702442
would be pretty great actually

>>55702315
>cum and cocks
We're overdue for a little of that actually.
Anyone wanna balance it out?

>>55701476
oh good im not on there

>>55702183
So true xister

[breaking news]
Coni likes it when her lips vibrate.

DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

ASS CORP

>>55702953

>>55702953

>>55702953
hot

>>55702953
>yuko
>ass
otherwise ToT my dick

>>55702953
HOLY MOLY

>>55702953
Excelente

>>55702953
more like brapcast lmao gottem

>>55702953
HOLY FUCK IM GONNA CUM ALL OVER THE THREAD good work

>>55702953
im going to cum

>>55702953

>>55702953
https://youtu.be/UGnJiXa_mV0

why isn't she reading the one piece manga

>>55702953
GYATT

>>55702953

>>55703722
i want this guy to be there next time coni does a roblox play with viewers

Coni is a gatekeeper in some aspects, good.

>>55703726
Even though reading the manga is much less time consuming than watching every single episode, it's still a huge amount of time you got to set aside on just one series.

>>55700146
Early on she was good at actually streaming but lately she started pandering to chat more and it's a shame because she was the only one in the gen that wasn't being parasocial from the start.
Idol really needs enforce supa reading streams and ignore reading them live because these kiddies whaling for attention are ruining every stream.

I asked Coni in maros if she was caught up with the One Piece anime if she was, I was going to ask why the Gear 5 fight sounded like a Looney Tunes episode

>>55704078
BASED, i do think coni would be sad about not reading them as they came though

>>55704090
wait what that's actually how it's supposed to sound? i thought those were just memes going around on twitter

rhyme drawing the booparents

>>55703726
everyone into One Piece should both read and watch imo
the OST adds a lot to the experience that you wouldn't get by just reading the manga

>>55704493
that mom is uncanny valley as fuck

>>55704493
Reminder that Yuko's mom is shorter than she is.

>>55704078
Any streamer who gives a shit about their community is parasocial.

this is why coni is my mom

>>55704640
imagine how cute her mom must have been in her teen years TuT

>>55702953
TOT

>>55704493
>dark bluish gray lipstick
The tranny is based once again

>>55704493
Isn't this a really old pic? Could have sworn this was drawn before

>>55704985
he is cleaning the pic, it was a rough sketch before

>>55702953
nice

>>55704078
i don't mind her being parasocial with chat, just don't want her to have to engage with the same two fucknuts over and over again.
it's a difficult position to be in. she seems like the type to feel bad if she had to reprimand SCers for messing with the atmosphere

>>55703726
when does it start to get good? I binged the first 150 chapters before having to put it down

>>55705227
just making tts streamelements only would probably improve things significantly

>>55705503
it varies from person to person but i'd say if you reached water seven/enies lobby and didn't like it you can perma drop it

>>55705582
this

>if I saw weird roleplaying like that in my chat I couldn't take
every fiber of my being screamed for me say "yeah like in your superchats" right there but I'm too confrontation adverse

>>55702953
nice

>>55705503
it gets a lot better further in (I think you're just a few chapters away from the Alabasta arc which is where it really picks up) but if you're not enjoying it at all by that point you probably won't enjoy the rest of it

>>55705582
I don't think that'll fix it at this point desu

>>55705503
If you didn't like any of the East Blue stuff it might not be for you

I GET IT CONI YOU LIKE ACCENTS BUT NO ONE HERE CARES

>>55706396
I do

>>55704962
>tranny
Huh?

>>55706396
we do but good job outting yourself
>>55705941
i think even coni would've laughed at this on stream

>>55706396
i care

>>55706396

>>55706584
>good job outting yourself
What?

>>55706710
kek oomfies are so paranoid

Has Coni done any zatsudans?

>>55707136
watch streams

>>55707136
there's 2 in members

if coni gets a womanly redesign, im going to be forced to cum.

.

Coney

>>55707775
island

>>55707758
Suck his cock already.

coni cuni

>>55707707
The only redesign I'd be fine with is if Coni gets an updated model to be like the draphs from Granblue, perfect for standing paizuri

lmao vomit

Wait is Blood really that short? This isn't like a shareware version? I never played it myself, only remember the magazine ads.

>>55708215
That was just the first episode.
There's 5 episodes.

sex keeps these threads going

>>55708570
LMAO

>>55702953
MY FUCKING DICK

>>55708570
ehehehehehe

>>55708570
wut

>>55708570
ISnotREAL!

>>55708855
it is real i don't know why they sent it to me now

>>55708855
fuck my life I fucked up the spoiler

>want to buy a game
>go to gamestop
>there's a cute tiny womanlet clown at the counter standing at the tip of her toes
>spill my spaghetti all over the floor
>run out of the store without buying anything
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>55709409
kek

>>55709409
nostalgic

>>55709409
Rumao

You guys lied and said Shion was good. Looks like she's only good for dicking.

>>55709409
Last time I went to gamestop was to buy mw2.

Man, fuck the Redux versions of Metro. They look so much worse than the original releases

>>55709829
wrong tab anon

stinky leprechaun is still awake

How many of you have /uoh/ in another tab?
I do

>>55708570
>>55709038
oh the retard who got her restricted over the cake tweet. Yeah that's pretty delayed but what do you expect, its twitter.
Riro is a reformed, intellectual benevolent and handsome man.

Coni better play the OG versions of Metro if she does play them.

>>55710086
i only use /jidf/

>>55710086
don't like /uoh/ cos they don't have our girls in their cunny list in the OP

>>55710348
Is there even any way to still get them nowadays without pirating?

>>55710400
so?

coni can't take the controls....

>>55710086
/jidf/ only since january

>>55710348
I'm not sure. I got Metro 2033 and Metro: Last Light when they were free on Steam.

>Gin getting a proper vtuber model when?
>vtuber moms forming their own idol group when?

>>55710086
Nah, I mostly stick with the Hololive threads nowadays. I barely visit /jidf/ ever since Advent dropped.

>>55710691
based and same

>>55710504
Pretty sure the redux versions let you play
2033 with original gameplay

>>55710086
I post here exclusively

>>55710504
I see a PC version available for purchase on Amazon, but I don't know if it's a disk or a code.

>>55710086
This thread is the only place I visit on 4chan. I don't need anything else

She almost slipped.

>>55710504
Deep Silver gave the original 2033 away for free at one point. Beyond that either pirate away or grab a copy of both on 360.

>>55711772
dont

At least the TTS will be off, r-right haha?

>>55711911
I was so confused on the first reading and thought she meant she put in the washing machine with her underwear or something

>>55711933
hopefully, please ask her this in maro

>>55711911
RIP Nikki, it was nice knowing you

>no kisses
coni please...

>>55712222
be grateful fool

Euro bros eating good tomorrow

>>55712902
sweepytime

>>55711911
Is she talking about one of these things?

>>55713337
Fuyo will overplap them all so it doesn't matter.

>>55714083
https://youtu.be/cdX5UDgQ8x0

I LOVE CONI

I LOVE CUNNY

Is poko a slampig?

>>55717302
Slampig? Hardly. She's a slamprincess

Dead hours?
Come here my lovies!

>>55718059
i just miss my oshi

>>55718059
wat that sucker do?

>>55718059
still would

>>55718059
i miss momo

>>55718059
Love you jewbro

>>55718059
Gross

>>55718059

I NEED TO DRINK FUYO'S PEE

>>55718808
this but Poko

I want to impregnate Roca!

Dead hours theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRyR27l7vks

>>55718808
I have a confession to make.
i tasted my own pee and lost my pee fetish

>>55719063

>>55719063
Bear Grylls!?!??!

>>55719150
nah i was just pissing and was like "what does it taste like" and while peeing touched the stream with my finger and licked it

have a rare carnie

>>55719216
Thats why its best to separate 2D fantasies from the 3D reality.

Do you think if Coni met you irl she would think you are cute pathetic or disgusting pathetic?
Also I love my cute clown wife

>>55719380
disgusting pathetic for sure.

>>55719380
she would probably avoid me because i look and behave like a hobo with adhd

>>55719216
Anon... I am disappoint.
You're supposed to only drink lolipiss...

>>55719506
It was just a random intrusive thought and I fucking regret it...

>>55719216
I think if fuyo was above you, naked, pissing in your mouth you would change your mind

>>55719380
Cute pathetic. I'm a successful guy, decent-looking for my age (I'm 28, own a home, not a drug addict, not an alcoholic,) just lonely as fuck.

>>55719063
It's a visual fetish.
When I quit smoking and recovered my sense of smell I had to abandon IRL piss, but I still wanna see it.

>>55719572
Suddenly I have a pee fetish..

>>55719572
Well I wouldn't say no to that.

>>55719216
I did that before because I had the classic symptoms of diabetes. Had to check. Turns out I don't, I just wasn't getting enough sugar when I cha get my diet

>>55719063
What makes it hot is not the fact that it's pee, it's how it comes out of a girl's pussy. Tasting my own manpiss doesn't seem very appealing.

What does /jidf/ want to see from IdolES in terms of personality and design?

>>55719063
tasting your own cum is a better experience than tasting your own pee trust me, it even helps to taste check it and try to produce the best flavor you can

>>55719978
anon please stop eating your cum

>>55719976
la cunny

I've been gone for 6 months, is Pochi still cancelling streams all the time?

>>55720070
Vete de nuevo y vuelve en 6 meses

>>55719976
Whatever the design, but please, I want her to speak REALLY fast Spanish.

>>55719978
You should never do this.
If you have a GF and you've been eating a shitload of pineapple, I guess it's acceptable to ensure you're delivering tasty spunk to her, but I wouldn't, personally.

>>55719976
I probably won't watch them because I only know introductory Spanish, but I hope they get along with the rest of Idol and make true, lasting friendships

>>55719380
i dont think she'd call nor view us as pathetic unironically

>>55719976
conchitas pequeñas uoh

>>55720202
Does pineapple really work? I know your sweat does stink if you have too much onions and garlic but the pineapple thing seems more debatable.

>>55720662
Try it?

>>55719976
You know, I think it'd be really neat to see an ES vtuber who welcomes a non-ES audience. She'd speak in very simple Spanish starting from debut and encourage (mainly English speakers) to learn Spanish through her streams - teaching us about shit like how and when to use gendered nouns, different verbs and their conjugations and indicative tenses, adjectives, etc, etc. It'd be neat to be able to grow along with a vtuber in a sort-of student-teacher relationship in that way. Of course, not every stream should be a language lesson (maybe once a week, tops,) but still, I think it'd be really cool to see an ES chuuba do something like that for an outsider audience.

>>55720680
I don't have balls to produce cum, anon.

>>55720790
castrate-anon is that you?

>>55720790
Not necessarily just pineapple, femanon.
Anything sugary - liquid or food - helps to reduce the bitter taste of semen. Pineapple juice is very acidic in pH and very sugary, which is why it's the main example of helping your jism taste good. Fruits like blueberries, kiwi, plums, peaches and dates can also help. Same goes for spices like cinnamon and peppermint. Celery is also known to improve flavor.

>>55720662
162898 told me it does so it must be the truth.

>>55720850
>castrate-anon
Not me but that sounds like a greentext story I want to read.
>>55720971
I actually learned something today.

>>55719976
I speak spanish but I don't see myself watching ES girls, I'll be there for the first month once they debut but i'll stick to EN most likely. Aviel will have to push some anuncios so the EStards actually know about those future girls

>>55720790
Prove it.

>>55720790
Are you applying for idol too? it feels like everyone is nowadays..

>>55720662
My promiscuous friend told me it absolutely does. I trust her on these matters

>>55721035
Glad I could help you learn something anon!
I should be eating more fruit, honestly.

>>55721687
To think I eat most of the things you mention semi-regularly and I'm girlfriend-less makes me even sadder

>>55719976
I don't speak spanish so I mostly just hope they're not retarded dramafags.

Hi jewbros, woke up in the hospital today, hope your day has been better than mine. How were the streams today? Anything fun happen?

>>55721981
Dude are you alright?

>>55722003
No but thanks for asking

>>55721981
You good bro? I slept over Kai and Roca collab, but Poko and Roca were cute and funny as always.
a femanon posted her tits in previous thread check the archive to lift your spirit

>>55722099
Wanna talk about it?

>>55722110
>Poko and Coni
oops.

>>55721944
I'm gf-less, too anon. Adding some more fruit to my diet sounds like a little bit of a healthier change and if I get a gf, it's an automatic win-win.

>>55721981
I hope your stay in the hospital is brief, anon. I've had to basically live in one for almost a month before (had several week-long stays as well) and it sucked. I wish you a speedy recovery

>>55722110
Nice, time to watch some vods
>>55722122
Shits fucked but if this was enough to keep me down I'd be long gone.
Cute girls give me life, I'll come back strong once I'm out of here. I'm just sad I don't have any of my images on mobile other than this
>>55722297
Thanks <3

Also holy fuck I hate mobile posting

>>55722371
Another word of advice; if they're feeding you painkillers, just forget about them when you're out. The opioid dragon has killed too many of my friends to not warn others about.
Also, I don't mean to pry, but would you mind telling your jewbros what landed you a hospital stay? I understand if you don't want to mention it.

Yesterday's Fufu streams put me in a very particular mood and I ended up binging that romcom about the edgy manlet and the tall girl that loves to eat

Thank you for subscribing to my blog
recommend me more wholesome romcoms.

>>55722371
Feel better, man. I wish you a speedy recovery. Let our cute girls heal your spirits. The Roca and Kai collab today was great. May not be for you if you have a weak stomach. Roca is unhinged as usual.

>>55722371
Here's a cute girl for your inconvenience. I suggest anons reply to you with more cute girls.

>>55722552
Anime or live action romcom?

>>55722642
anime, try to go for something a bit obscure if possible.

>>55722371
I'm glad you're still with us anon, I wish you a smooth and fast recovery!!

>>55722371
Take one of my fav Pochi pics. Let her heal you

>>55722513
Only pain killer I take is for nerve damage, I deny any opioids, I've seen what they do to people.
I'd rather not go too into details since I'll be honest, it's gonna be obvious that I'm not posting here but it's something I've been dealing with for a long time and it's just getting worse. I passed out and thankfully I was out shopping when it happened or idk where I'd be right now.
>>55722594
>>55722623
>>55722690
Thank you jewbros!

>>55722552
Seto no Hanayome is fun

>>55722552
Seto no Hanayome, I always end up going back to it. Underrated but definitely a favorite of mine! More comedy than romance but technically it is one

>>55722822
I swear I didn't read your post before recommending Seto no Hanayome to the same anon, what the actual frick!! Jidf hivemind!

>>55722859
>>55722822
H-HIVEMIND???
I'll give it a try, thank you anons

>>55722942
Lmao, great minds think alike

>>55722822
>>55722859
Great to know I'm among such cultured people here.

>>55722822
>I deny any opioids
You're a fucking soldier. I hope you're not in too much pain, man. Take it easy, rest up, get adequately hydrated and fed and get the fuck out of there as soon as possible. Glad you're still here and with us

>>55722552
ReLife
t. faggot

>>55723112
Based faggot
ReLife is good
Now pardon me while I recommend Fruits Basket as well

>>55723153
>Fruits Basket
Watched 1st season and didn't really like it. Was season 2 better?

>>55722689
Steel Angel Kurumi
Midori Days (one of my favs)
D-Frag!

>>55722746
She's always the cutest thing ever no matter what, dang. I really wish I could enjoy her stuff more, but for some reason it never clicked. Sheebs better be taking extra special care of her while she's dealing with whatever troubling her lately, or else.

>>55723199
Did you watch the original or the remake?
>>55723303
Midori days is giga based
Also the fact d-frag never got a season 2 is bullshit

Uoohh! Plapping poko's thick sweaty folds! Looking at her skin ripple and shake as you pound her!!

>>55723388
Remake.

>>55723441
If you didn't like the remake you wouldn't like the rest, it's definitely an anime made for women lmao

>>55723369
I always send her loving and supportive maros to her. I'm doing my part to keep her happy. I treat her like a goddess.

>>55723486
>it's definitely an anime made for women lmao
I like shit like Chihayafuru and that's made for women, I think.

>>55723431

>>55723550
Chihayafuru is the shit. Love that show. I've been holding back on finishing it because I don't want it to end

>>55723609
There's still going to be one more season. One day hopefully...

I'm going to sleep now.. It was a great day but tomorrow will be even better, fuyo stream!!! Hope to see my idolbros tomorrow as well.. have a good night everyone!

Time for some giga weeb knowledge to come in clutch
Sumomomo Momomo
Rizelmine

>>55720971
Based semen gastronomist

>>55719976
brown lolis

>>55723973
Goodnight, Fuyobro. Get some well deserved rest! Sweet dreams. See you tomorrow!

>>55723973
Night night

I want coni to fart in my lap!
I want coni to belch loudly after swallowing my load!
I want coni to say "Good job, buddy!" After sex!

i miss her

>>55724352
Ready to meet the parents? Waiting room is up already.

>>55724387
More people to disappoint...

>>55719976
If Nisha gets scouted I hope she will keep her current design. Her personality is already great.

>>55724387
yeah!, but i'm kinda nervous
good thing i'm not weirdest boobro

>>55720662
It does work but it's one of those 'it gets worse before it gets better' things. Pineapple removes water from your body so at first both your piss and cum will stink real bad but keep up with it and drink plenty of water

>>55724387
I'm looking forward to it. I'd prefer to meet my future in-laws in person, but this'll be a cute first impression

>>55724352
She gives me strength in hard times

I love pochi wanmaru
Have a good day anon

>>55725028
I hope you never stop loving her

Thank you Coni.

>>55725028
have good day too anon

I love my cute little blue daughterwife!

never forget that yuko
>follows some random flip male on twitter and interacts with his posts while trying to be a GFE vtuber
>interacts with depressed nousagi
>has delivered none of her donothon rewards
>constantly takes breaks because of tummy/head hort and yet she's actually playing ARMA with her male friends
>stole money from 5 of her most dedicated paypigs and gave them absolutely nothing for it

>larping as a fandit
>using a member's only image with his gifted sub
>during SEA hours
Threadshitterchama, I'm disappointed. Get new bait and hide your larp better.

>>55719380
I am not fat or ugly so I am just cute pathetic.
Though the more I learn how menhera she is, the more I think she is more pathetic than I am.

why do boo bros always respond to bait?

Being a GFE vtuber is one thing, but with the stories that Yuko has told, I don't know how anyone can seriously fall in love with this woman.

>>55725572
I dropped Yuko for the superior blue cunny, there's no larp here.

Just point and laugh at the seaniggers boys, just point and laugh

>>55725925
Will do gladly

>sin doog shitting on yuko again
Just leave.

>>55725953
That's the funny part, Yuko does point and laugh behind the backs of her precious little boo bros.

lol
lmao, even

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

Thanks for the tits, femanon. I hope you and the other one get in so we can treasure them forever!

>>55725957
It's a PL fag, he's shitting up tactical again too

>>55726091
>I will now call him a different boogeyman, surely one of them will be correct!
or maybe multiple people take issue with her disgusting behavior and at least that gives me some reassurance

I just really love Coni

Lol

>>55726434
Also based

Pan fresco
>>55726786
>>55726786
>>55726786