/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

renjamin SEX

had a bad day at work
I hate this shit why can’t vtubers make me happy anymore

this one was earlier by 1 second

>[manic laughter]

>>55712227
should've stayed home and watched pomu

cocksleeve material

yu yu!

Ike will never masturbate with a pillow

wuca wuca!

I love Sonny, naps and being homo with anons.

>>55712280
I wish I have the money to do that
Not like I have anything to look forward to in nijien

shonen protags are fun to ship

Luca love!

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ike learned to masturbate by gently humping his pillows and stuffed animals and there is nothing you can do about it

fanfic famelira here, i should have the sex scene written on the weekend
had a shitty government call this morning so i got nothing done

>>55712449
you could become a drug dealer and donate all the money to pomu using crypto through streamlabs.
in minecraft of course.

(Yu)

sonny LOVE

>>55712528
>had a shitty government call this morning so i got nothing done
did they find the oneeshota folder?

>>55712584
I don’t know how drugs or crypto work. I’m a simple and honest guy

Ikey! <3

Ike uses his hands to masturbate and cums into a tissue for easy cleanup

Imagine enna pegging kyo infront of elira, pomu, rosemi, reimu, enna, millie, nina and ike

i failed at getting a thread gf but at least we had a fun BL discussion last thread.

stop making everything gay

>>55712528
you're going to be a jury in court?

>>55712633
no I was actually calling them to get something done. However in usual government fashion, if YOU want something they are useless.

I miss Elira already.

I wonder why sonny woke up so early. If it's a family gathering, I don't really see him waking up early for it.

>>55712460
sports anime protags are even more fun

>>55711839
then we might run into each other there! i'll be going to the con with a friend but to the concert alone.

>>55712788
What’s your bl otp pomie

>>55712805
why are you making everything gay?

>>55712528
Oh no the feds are trying to stop our ficeliras

vox handjobbing ike's small swedish cock

>>55712227
*virtual hug* Why don't you treat yourself for the night

>>55712788
ill be your thread gf if you tell me who you ship in haikyuu

>>55712788
I don't mind thread friends but it's hard to actually keep up 1 on 1 conversations.but good luck.

Vanta is actually so fun to watch.

>>55712842
ohyo bros incest sports anime when

>>55712839
Why not

>>55713000
Nta but Watch and read haikyuu for the art of it you mongrel

>>55712774
do.. do most people not do that? asking for a friend

https://twitter.com/Neroshisan/status/1689492041539911680/photo/1
https://twitter.com/Neroshisan/status/1689492041539911680/photo/1
https://twitter.com/Neroshisan/status/1689492041539911680/photo/1

>>55712528
poom denial by the government...

>>55712774
Everybody does that except some use toilet paper because they're cheaper than tissues.

>>55713307
I DO, I SPENT 8 YEARS WATCHING AND READING THAT MANGA. DONT TELL ME WHAT I AM

ah, my favorite shoujo anime Berserk

>>55712124
ALIEN SEEEEEXXXXXXXX

>>55711499
I just read the synopsis of a lot of BL and they all sound exactly like that.

>>55711625
Rin Matsuoka, Kazuya Hiramaru (not all that cool, but very interesting character. I think Eiji Nizuma is cool), Mamoru Takamura, Yuri Plisetsky, and Langa Hasegawa.

>>55711724
Yeah! Now imagine there being a thousand of that exact same type of plot. It's no wonder most fujos prefer shipping. There's also very little fantasy series out there too.

>>55712599
He's calling Shu lazy now...
>>55713310
No, most people hump pillows.

Quick question anons
Should I go with darkness and cloud of daggers or web and flaming sphere?

>>55713409
For me, it's paper towels, for its great absorption capabilities. I cum big loads.

>>55712839
If he has to drive, then he would.

>>55712881
i'll be with a friend all three days but i'll be on the lookout

itadakimasu!!

>>55712302
Wh-which one....?

>>55713164
when sonny stops cockblocking

>>55713371
I keep laughing my ass off whenever I see the X logo

>>55711136
Yes. This is why pandering stuff like harems never really interested me unless they had a very well developed or at least autistically developed universe around them and those are usually relegated to VNs, like Fate. Is the writing good by higher anime/manga/VN/LN standards? No. But does it have actually interesting characters with varied motivations, perspectives, several concurrent plots, multiple paths for various characters relationships to go down, and awesomely autistic Magic systems, world building and fights? Yes.

>>55711506
I promise I won’t! I’m pretty sure it’s why my clients and co-workers like me at work. I remember them, the little details they tell me, the troubles they go through, the joys they share with me. One said he likes me because in everything I do, I show that I care. I hope one day I can share that attention to detail, hard work and care to someone special =w= For now though I’mma catch up on Rosemi-sama’s vods and play some games since I’m off tomorrow! Hope you have a wonderful day!

>>55713533
I usually fold my toilet paper but it still seeps through to underneath and gets all over my desk.

>>55712806
no i did my jury duty in june. for any anon who gets called don't try to be retarded on purpose, natural retardation is how you get out of it
>>55712906
>>55713380
it's so over

>>55713081
Yeah this is my problem... It's not that I don't want friends, but keeping the conversation going is hard, so it seems like I'm ghosting them but I just don't know what to say

>>55712981
Thank you for your kind words
I’ll stop crying and order sushi to treat myself

>>55713533
Proof?

Why is Noctyx getting so much more stuff than Luxiem?
Why isn't Shu going to Nijifes?

Is something going to happen to Luxiem?

>>55713473
What type of enemies are you fighting?

>>55713466
>He's calling Shu lazy now...
even AIke knows

I love this Rose like you wouldn’t believe!

>>55713701
Have fun with wose!

>>55713814
https://litter.catbox.moe/towp3e.jpg
happy now?

>>55713473
Id go with daggers and darkness
Flaming sphere can be moved, but it can also be targeted and destroyed by enemies. That's kinda okay in some circumstances, but I prefer the damage of daggers

>>55712890
vox x ike have really cute autist chemistry i enjoy when they hang out if that counts
otherwise shinji x kaworu for actual anime when i was growing up i self-inserted as shinji and wanted a supportive kaworu friend

>>55713000
i don't have a haikyuu ship sorry

>>55713081
i figured we'd just recognize eachother through posting styles or avatars and then eventually exchange discords or something and become actual friends but maybe i'm too much of a romanticist.

>>55714031
I'm not sure what I expected.
are you loaded on zinc?

>>55713417
GOOD NOW HAVE SEGS WITH MEEE
AAARGHHH BASED CULTURED ANON.

>>55713839
Harpies and soon to be shadow druids

>>55713538
i can only be there sunday so you don't have to keep an eye out on the other days
>>55713608
f-fuuchan...? dog is for cuddles only

>>55714031
o-oh

>>55714031
pomie you need to stop jacking off 5 times a day your cum is just water

>>55714031
don't throw that out, give it to me

>>55714144
Not that I'm aware of, I don't do anything special. Cum amount is usually correlated with how long I've been edging though.

>>55713885
I was going to take a pic of my pape + cushion, but it's a bit too late for that now. I'll do it in the morning. The Poppi cushion is actually surprisingly soft though

I love da Wose!

>>55713473
Is this about BG3? Just make Gale a multicalss tank with tempest cleric, have 5 enemies on you that can't touch you and shatter them to kingdom fuck

>>55714161
AFTER YOU CALLED ME A MONGREL?! IM GOING TO BITE YOUR HEAD OFF

>dragoons jumping ship for a better oshi
I should have known...

Sports shonen > battle shonen

>>55714261
edging is nice but i never have the time for it

I wish I could just masturbate constantly it feels so good

>>55713701
YES bud you get it! You actually get it! I wish we could get half the type of worldbuilding and fantasy stories and characters like the stuff I see in harem and even some ecchi series. One day I want to make an interesting fantasy or sci-fi system but add in cute boys being cute with each other. And shota too!

>>55714031
If you want fat, creamy wads, take zinc. Yours looks watery

>>55714329
Oh too late I made him into the one subclass that gets all of the spells

>>55714439
It's literally the same shit bro

>>55714476
The paper towel sucking it in makes it look more watery, but thanks for the cum advice

>>55714031
I....I didn't think I'd get an actual response.....that's kinda hot, thanks

>>55714049
>spoiler
Awww that's actually really cute, pomie

>>55714336
BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST WATCH HAIKYUU FOR THE SHIP, YOU CAN'T BLAME ME

>>55713371
sexo

I just checked and it's true - NO ONE from niji commented under Selen's tweet about her project being closed, she got no words of support whatsoever, there's no even an illusion of nijifamily left

>>55714643
When's the last time Selen tweeted at any of her co-workers?

>>55714031
i think i've seen that design in a paper towel around here

>>55714643
because it's a personal thing she blew out of proportion

>>55714719
Don't reply to b8 m8

>>55714466
you might be interested in danmei, then. there are many series that focus on the plot, have great worldbuilding and cute boys in love with each other.

>>55714643
The girls are busy hanging out with each other irl
Unironically

>>55714031
what the fuck

>>55714753
I'm in Switzerland

>>55714629
LITERALLY WHO, IVE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE THAT SINCE IVE GOTTEN INTO IT. furudate adding in the random couple at the end with no real build up to their relationship i wasn't a fan of. i'll be honest that was the worst part of the ending.

>>55714719
Mysta’s graduation announcement

I just checked and it's true - NO ONE from niji commented under Selen's tweet about her project being closed, she got no words of support whatsoever, there's no even an illusion of nijifamily left

>>55712890
Not that Pomie but me and scat kyomie

I just checked and it's true - it's still work hours for SEA catalog shills, chop chop

>>55714812
I mean no one, not even her guy friends like Vox or Luca or Ike

>>55714643
Probably because she doesn't talk to them so they're respecting her space.

I just checked and it's true - NO ONE from niji commented under Selen's tweet about her project being closed, she got no words of support whatsoever, there's no even an illusion of nijifamily left

>>55713466
Ah, gpt4 dead. Back to Claude.

I just checked and no anon playing Zomboid anymore

Why didn’t anon comment underneath Selen’s tweet?

>>55714971
no....
it's over....

>>55714306
Cute! Can’t wait to see it! And that’s good, I tend to avoid using cushion merch because I get pretty darn sweaty. I prefer display stuff but mostly have my stuff packed away out of habit from a nomadic childhood. But I’m rearranging my room tomorrow and building shelves so I can set up my displays.

>>55714792
I've been thinking about giving danmei a try actually but there's a lotta words and no pictures which would usually be fine but I've already been reading science books with no pictures so that's all I can handle at the moment. Sometimes my brain can be like a child but I might pick one up someday.

VANTA LOVE!

>>55714509
Huh i thought the lich offered respecs but yeah for the future Gale at level 4 can take tempest cleric and gain heavy armor (18 AC) + shield (20 AC now) + shield of faith (22 AC) + warding bond (23 AC) + shield spell on reaction (28 AC) and then you shatter everyone on you, at level 5 you get the ability to maximize shatter to full damage with your channel divinity so it's always 24 damage if you use that, it'll wipe out small enemies and damage medium to big ones a good amount

>>55714039
Hmmm but theoretically couldn't I catch the web on fire? And would web ground flying enemies?

Why didn't anon lick under Selen's sweaty boobs?

>>55713618
It doesn't make sense since sonny would love that. His real brother and his fake brother

>>55714842
because you shiper. You don't see a lot people join haikyuu for seasonal shiping shit.
And kyoko Tanaka that's not random at all.

>>55715053
enjoying his outlast stream?

trying to finish this story i have a newfound respect for fanfic writers

even getting to 2k words feel like an uphill battle, how can i write something after this

I just checked and it's true - I really want to fuck Aster in the ass. Genuinely words cannot express how badly I want to fuck Aster in the ass.
I want to watch him play a sweaty ass fucking game and see his mood gradually get worse and worse until I pick him up, throw him on the bed and tickle him for five minutes watching him laugh uncontrollably before engaging in raw anal sex.
I WILL do this with Aster and aggressively cuddle him afterwards and nothing can prevent it from happening.

I just checked and it's true - ALL of the love songs from Pomu's karaoke were dedicated to Selen, there's no doubt, there's no illusion that LunarFairy isn't real.

Why don't female anons wanna date pomies?

https://www.tiktok.com/@mariamarionette2434/video/7265544743545769217
doll dancing erotically again

why does vanta sound so lewd

>>55715197
I will only date Ike

>>55715136
sonny isn't invited, i need to see the two shotas frotting alone

I like to imagine the women who watch aster also watch selen considering their overlap

Ren did it!

>>55715224
those hip movements...

>>55715042
That’s just novels in general, it makes you utilize your imagination. You can also pick a popular series since it’s have plenty of fanarts or adaptation

>>55715270
meloco paizuli

>>55715102
I don't believe the web catches flying enemies. I never bothered to try catching the web on fire so no clue if it's possible . Honestly if possible though, you're probably better off setting the web on fire using the firebolt cantrip or fireball if you have it

>>55715148
>thats not random at all
kiyoko never showed she liked him back EVEN ONCE.

>>55714868
kya
we could always arrange something

It is archived.
https://gofile.io/d/GIwPlc
【600K ENDURANCE UNARCHIVED KARAOKE】100 songs...which will come first_!【NIJISANJI EN _ Pomu Rainpuff】-Wwdxf6NYP1E.mp4
Lord save me it's 6:40 AM.

>>55715467
nta but i can only think of the banana. not like i read the manga though

>>55715224
UOOOOOOOOOH

I can't access gofile...

>>55715175
I feel bad for nobody interacting with your post so here's your reply, Selen

>>55715042
i know some of them get manhua adaptations, but i only read novels so i sadly wouldn't be able to recommend you any. if you're into scifi and like post-apocalyptic settings, i'd say give little mushroom a try, it's not too long at 2 volumes and it really gets that atmosphere of dread because humanity is on the brink of extinction right.

>>55715413

>>55714971
Make a 7dtd server instead

>>55715520
a banana resulting into them being married is so lazy.. those two getting together didn't even add anything to them as their own characters. he could've had yachi and yamaguchi get together which made more sense.

>your oshi
>your haikyuu ship

>>55715496

>>55715197
I’m too depressed to date

Good night I love Mysta

>>55715766
but you could be depressed together

>>55715493
Pause

>>55715823
Being with depressed people make me more depressed. I have done that already

>>55715808

>>55715808
Good night!

>>55715643
>Aia
>Nina
>Selen :^)
>cooties ewie

Homosexual OP, NijiEN really is for teenage girls kek

anyone can objectively explain the decline of nijisanji EN?

>>55715643
tsukkiyama, bokuaka, ushiten

>>55715945
last time i dated a depressed person we just encouraged eachother to take our meds. it was somewhat helpful.

>>55715637
>he could've had yachi and yamaguchi get together
impossible, tsukki and yamaguchi are too popular of a ship

>>55716075
i'm starting to believe you guys are baiting for gayer and gayer OPs

>>55714940
Lol woow, maybe they'd be punished?

>>55716119
>tsukkiyama
kurotsukki is more popular than tsukkiyama. tananoya getting thrown to the side so tanaka can be the only straight guy on their team

>>55716091
i only lurk here sometimes. i quit watching nijisanji as a whole back then when they threw zaion under the bus and being obvious that more than half of those fouls listed were made up or grudgeposted. that was too black company for me.

FUCKING GAY OP AGAIN???
KILL YOURSELF NOW, SISTERS

Vanta is a dope and I like it

>>55715637
I like yachi x tsukiyama

>>55715643
>[redacted]
>kenhina
i like rareships

>>55715493
Sorry I'm just teasing you. I'm straight

>>55716176
Tsundere about their sexuality anons... Wasn't one just complaining about a sexy elira op?

i love my wife with all my heart
https://twitter.com/sky_tinlok/status/1689480677073543168

oh look it's another raid

>>55716291
i thought yachi fit better with kagehina then tsukkiyama

>>55716340
Kinda cold of you pomie

>>55716113
I couldn’t even tolerate a depressed friend let alone a partner

>>55716091
Anycolor stopped caring about the branch starting in January (maybe December). Management/staff incompetence started snowballing at the end of January.

>>55716365
>anything i dont like is a raid

I love my dragon wife Elira!

>>55715643
>Yu
>Daichi and Suga though Miya twins incest is hot too

>>55716427
>new IPs
>all posting the same bait
uh huh

>>55716329
underrated ship

>>55716427
>>55715969
Hmm

>>55716075
if it's for teenage girls doesn't that make it straight???

>>55716405
why's that? most of us are depressed. dont be ableist bro.

>>55716368
>yachi x hinata for the fluff
>yachi x tsukki for the standard shoujo esque troupe

>>55716340

>>55716461
what same bait?

>>55716091
Girls ruined their appeal for underage chinese girls. Because of /pol/ the chinese government started restricting VPN so that audience imploded. Now the girls are sitting around in the aftermath with permanently-ruined careers and no hope of advancement.

You bet on China, it could only end one way

>>55716329
Oh that's a good ship

>>55716505
you know what, i see it now.

>>55714466
I hope to see your worlds come to fruition! Me and my DM bro are writing out our co-written settings and want to make our own tabletop system that will evolve into video games and an online platform for playing our games, with enough leeway in the coding side of things to be usable for popular systems. We’ve got a two fantasy settings linked idea in mind while also planning out a third sci-fi one. We’re not really eroi writers but we give in-setting supported things that would let players explore stuff like that if they want, like natural and synthesized aphrodisiacs, factions and people of various moralities, figures that write all kinds of literature from the serious politicians including despots, to chroniclers, historians, poets, religious figures, playwrights, novelists, military figures, tribal leaders, erotic fiction writers, etc. We explore many concepts like how access to magic, mythical creatures and miracles would affect tech development, as well as more mundane but important details like geography, climate, religion, culture, nation building, militarism, imperialism, philosophy, all tied into the setting. I love him a lot because of the small details that matter like what kind of goods a region and it’s people would produce, what the local foods, snacks, verbal ticks and dialects are like, among many other things. Both of us are also grognard fa/tg/uys who love solid and deep but intuitive mechanics, we are filthy power gamers on tabletop but we always tie our character’s abilities to their backstories, their experiences, their deities, etc.

>>55716427
I just checked and it's true - NO ONE posting the same bait is a regular from this thread, they haven't spent any time here or watched streams whatsoever, there's no even an illusion of belonging ITT left

EAAAAAA MAAAA love

>>55716492
>not allowed to lurk more than one thread
its so over...

>>55716492
Of course it's /#/ again

bye bye renren

>>55716535
Would NijiEN be better if the males and females were two separate branches?
Does anyone get any enjoyment or benefit from them sharing a single fanbase? Even in this thread males and females don't interact much at all.

>>55716349
it's nice being a bi chad

>>55716492
>>55716639
of course its a pomudachi. lmao

I love my penguin wife Petra so goddamn much

>>55716498
Depressed people are insufferable, flaky and unloyal.

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>>55716598
stop screaming you're making me ears hurt :(

>>55715808
What happened to his underwear?

>>55716731
>pomudachi

>>55716741
slut

COCK!!!!!!

Reply to me instead bbgirl ;)

NijiEN is declining, and that's okay
We've had our fun in the sun
The peaks were great, but now it's time to settle down
Nothing lasts forever
Some anons will move onto other companies
Some will wait for their oshi to graduate
In the end I am going to cum buckets to asian girls

>>55716776
I stole it as a keepsake

nice start of fan base war, tell me atleast 10 random things about your oshi

>>55715398
>>55715563
True true! I'll add it to the already growing list of books I want to read. Only thing I'm worried about is translations and localization. IDK if the translators fucked with the story in any way. Other than that I'll watch some of Fuuchan's streams to see about other danmei too!

>>55716816
I miss him

>if you can't take me raw
v-vanta?

Converting Aia to Warhammer is fun,

>>55716776
Under there HA

Why are golden pp’s assholes

>>55716902
how about I convert you into my boyfriend

>>55715643
Miyacest over everything, kageyama and oikawa were cute too

>>55716508
It'll be okay. You just need to fuck Biker in the ass.
One thrust and he'll be all yours. Believe me!

i don't count myself as a nijifan. i just watch pomu and then watch something else when she's done, to be fair. i wish she wasn't in niji.

The hour is late
The moon is high
The SEA rises among us
The hour is late...

Good night all... I'm exhausted and ground to dust.
Pomu's karaoke was so much fun to listen to after work today, she's come so far, and so have all our boys and girls despite all that's happened.
Ethyria's 2 year anniversary is coming soon... this time without Ninaur, and Luxiem's is not too long after.

I hope to see you all around tomorrow! let's enjoy and live our lives to the fullest! put in all your efforts to end your days happy and fulfilled after moving forward and advancing just a little bit! earn every rest in every night, and fight every day fiercely!

Good night!!!! you guys are pretty... good...

>>55716919
hilarious bud, what a knee slapper

>>55716787
Yes I love sluts!

SEX MED MILLIE I EN AVLOPPSBRUNN

>>55716957
unironically same, sis.

Another raid?

>>55716979
goodnighty aloupeep, time flies by so fast

>>55716979
nainai peep

Why did Pomu prerecorded her karaoke

>>55717055
Yeah, it's /#/, see >>55716492 and the post it's replying to.

>>55716356
feels like he's been singing Baaa you a lot lately, not that I mind though

MILGUR THRIVING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9CCp4m5EzQ

>>55716826
The biggest losers are Enna and Millie who caused literally everyone to hate them. I don't know what they were thinking but they have no exit strategy.

>>55716855
are you sure you want to hear them?

>>55716855
Elira:
>super rich
>college slut turned introvert
>has 2 braincells
>supports trans kids
>likes my hero academia
>almost killed someone in japan
>smokes pomuleaf
>walks around the house naked
>has multiple sex toys

>>55716979
gn peep have a goo rest

I don't really hang out in these threads anymore aside from when my oshi streams, used to be fun but it isn't anymore, that's fine though because it allows me to bingewatch Seinfeld

>>55713816
ike is pregnant with vox's child

>>55716091
They lost sight of what made the first waves good and that scared off a lot of the old fans. Without that core fanbase the new waves don't have a strong base of DD's willing to auto-sub to every new hire like Hololive has. Without that brand boost there's no reason to apply to Nijisanji, so the only applicants they got are people looking to crawl into an existing liver's pants like Meloco or actual groomers like Hex.

Then Luxiem's fans moved on because of various dramas(Luca calling his fans fat, Vox/Reimu drama, Shu not streaming, Mysta/Mika drama, etc) that made them realize their oshi is just another 3DPD male and not like the perfect BL boys they enjoy. So Anycolor effectively killed two fanbases at once and it's kind of impossible to recover. When your brand has such a negative reputation even hosting events or having good new hires won't save it. Look what happened to EIEN or Cyberlive or Wactor, all it took was losing trust from their fans to completely tank them.

There's a lot more that can be said about this but I don't wanna get into genderwar stuff or "management bad" since we've already heard it all.

>>55716979
gn peep

>>55716855
10 is too many mam

>>55717115
sure why not

>>55717145
Yeah, me.

>>55717124
why would you oshi someone like this? Also her voice is fucking annoying

Holy catalog text, at least keep it short

>>55716979
it koshien tomorrow! I can't wait to watch it with you guys. gn!

>>55717124
out of all those facts, the only unforgivable thing is that she likes hero academia

>>55717268
what time koshien in jst? it starts in the afternoon no?

Vanta outlast is fun!

>>55716979
Sweet dreams aloupeep

>>55716979
Good night peep! Sweetest dreams! Same thing happened to me, got off work tired after busting my buttt all day in time for Pomu’s awesome karaoke! Let’s have a wonderful tomorrow together! And:
https://voca.ro/1kcSqjX3apV1

>>55717151
>Luca calling his fans fat
Crazy that this rrat literally all stemmed from him finding thigh gaps hot. I have never seen a liver as thoroughly slandered as Luca regularly is on this board. Besides maybe Hex.

>>55714951
It keeps on trying to give me a dick...

>>55717151
>EIEN project
i stopped watching it when they terminated riifu. unfollowed everything and was done.

>>55717339
13:00 jst

>>55717346
Yeah. Dude is getting startled by everything

>>55717375
Hex was pretty cool and funny in that labrynthine collab they had last week

>>55717151
well said

i miss weimu
time please pass by faster

>>55716880
I am sure you will be able to enjoy the translations if fuuchan was able to!

The obsession with China is lame and just reeks of 2020 newfaggotry

>your oshi
>do you like pomulen

>>55717413
Skye is still cool and not-Riifu will be starting up her AVtuber corpo sometime next year. It's not all bad

>>55717346
it's the first time I'm watching one of his streams, it's pretty good so far

>>55717442
He's a completely normal dude. He just utterly failed in optics early on with a series of high profile fuck-ups and it haunts him even now.

>>55717151
>Vox/Reimu drama
Why is Reimu such a fucking leech?

>>55717238
okay, can't say you didn't ask for it.
he's australian.
he has 2 brothers.
he's gave himself food poisoning trying to cook pasta once.
he's very sentimental.
his highest heart rate was when he talked to fuwa.
he thought amamiya asked him if he was gay during his birthday stream when she was asking if he was okay.
he has a 2B ass mousepad.
he loves eating chocolate and candy.
he's always fucking hungry.
he's my husband!

>>55715496
Thanks, Pomie/anon! My ytarchive crashed

>>55717531
>Pomu
>it's alright

>>55716855
>knows at least 3 languages
>politically opinionated
>knits like a grandma
>warm feet
>immune to liver failure
>autistic boomer gamer
>ikemen enjoyer
>needs to touch grass
>needs unironic therapy
>i like her a lot

>>55716855
Sure
>He has an older sister which he's quite close with and he loves his mom and his grandma.
>He was born in Japan and grew up there
>He owns a limited edition jacket he never wore
>Mother 2 is one of his favourite game. It moved him
>TF2 is his comfort game and he likes fighting games although he's not very good at it.
>He worked as a cook in japan
>When he was in Japan, he went missing and made his mother panicked only to find out he was playing vidya in their neighbour's house
>Has eaten ants and almost swallowed long legged spider
>A former hikkineet, his uncle gave him a book on how to overcome being one while he was in jp
>A random Australian man asked to take a picture with him while he was in akiba job hunting
>He was in a television ad as a child
>He travelled a lot as a child.
>He likes hugging people upon first meeting

>>55717560
He got Aia'd...and then poor Zali got that treatment also

>>55717418
I knew it was later in the afternoon, I didn't remember it was this early

>>55717584
Selen's dragon hand typed this post

>>55717375
Because no one here watches Luca except Lucubs and he thoroughly offended all of them by saying he's attracted to women with thigh gaps, something that only exists in anorexic chicks in real life.

It marked him as an incel in the minds of all women everywhere, that's how their brains work. Your attractiveness to women is still pretty dependent on not offending their preprogrammed red flags even if you're a hot anime guy. They aren't as willing to overlook their oshi's "wrongthink" as males are because men just convince themselves that their oshi can be "fixed."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slcnqCNKGVs

Why are there parties and raves for anime convention I thought we are all socially awkward

>>55717564
actual leech

>>55717536
how do you know this? does she have an youtube shes on now?

>>55717375
Vox… Mysta…

>>55716855
>he's cute
>he's funny
>he's handsome
>he hate gacha
>he's japanaese
>he think apex sucks
>he love tf2
>he's supportive
>he's japanese
>he love us

>>55717531
Selen
No. Selen is mine

>>55717375
>>55717659
i shouldnt reply to bait but no one fucking said that. an anon said he was going to get shit on by twitterfags if he kept it up and some faggot turned into he hates fat chicks. now run back to your # thread.

>>55717664
Anime is for normies too now, anon
Also it's to force you to socialize you shut-in shitter

>>55716880
ah, that is another issue, i read it in chinese so i don't have firsthand experience with the quality of the translation. little mushroom is one of the series fuuchan was sponsored by, i imagine it can't be too bad, especially because it gets really science-y towards the end. he recently read an excerpt of guardian om stream and that was very well-translated.

>>55717659
>It marked him as an incel in the minds of all women everywhere, that's how their brains work
I have literally only seen men say this.

>>55717664
you cram enough like-minded people into the same area, shit happens

>>55717659
Or maybe most of his fanbase is fat pieces of shit who got offended he just insulted them

>>55717664
A lot of drugheads like anime
They like to rave

>>55717736
He DID get shit on by twitterfags though and that was the exact narrative they went with.
Same thing happened to Sonny in that members stream that traumatized him from being honest with his fans.

THE SIGN IS THERE THIS YEAR, YOUR OSHI COULD GET THE MONITOR

>>55717664
Because you can finally meet, let loose and have fun with people who share your hobbies. People won’t judge you for being you but want to have fun with you instead. I personally would prefer karaoke nights and eating together and just talking but dancing is a lot of fun with people who enjoy your company

>>55717717
Mysta will be free soon and he's excited to be able to start fresh. I'm happy for him.

>>55717659
>Your attractiveness to women is still pretty dependent on not offending their preprogrammed red flags even if you're a hot anime guy. They aren't as willing to overlook their oshi's "wrongthink" as males are because men just convince themselves that their oshi can be "fixed."
10/10 bait, would reply again

>>55717617
sounds like a rich cunt
yuck

>>55716855
>he's swedish
>he love vox
>he likes vox
>he want to kiss vox
>he want to hug vox
>he want to have sex with vox
>he want to marry vox
>he want to live with vox
>he's japanese
>he's cute

>>55717745
I hate normies… I hate parties and dancing and all that shit

Just finished Rosemi's crane game stream... this woman is unreal. In fact she's not a woman she's a child.

>>55717659
>something that only exists in anorexic chicks in real life
sister your cope is showing

>>55716855
>league is probably the only game he’s decent at
>favorite animal is elephants
>hates condiments
>big ass GIANT fucking hands
>has strange knowledge of a ton of african game/meats
>has a sister who’s not really his blood sister but more adopted into the family
>has been editing for almost half of his life, previously for big YouTubers
>fucking LOVES bread
>gets cute when tired and whiny, lots of “mhmmms” and random mouth noises, sings bgm
>has rare soft moments where he says he really appreciates us and that matters more than me than just i love yous…

>>55716855
-can spell 69 digits of pi
-broke collarbone once
-have 2 sisters
-his elder sister has kids already so he’s an uncle
-has crossdressed for a play before (and retardedly almost fell of stage)
-likes green
-DARS
-had dogs before
-sent to a principal office once
-broke headphone from being mad at csgo before

>>55717839
>Sonny in that members stream that traumatized him from being honest with his fans
Don't say what he discussed but which one?
Did I miss a stream?

>>55717889

>>55717839
that's exactly my point. they were calling it out before it happened and it happened. this rrat that he straight out said he hates fat chicks never happened. maleanons pretending they even care about if he said it are even worse.

Hello anons and mystakes I finished mystas sick stream. Mystaloaf love!!!

>>55717889
The ungodly noises that a crane can elicit from a woman have to be heard to be believed

>>55717915
Kys and stop replying to shitposters

At least half of the things in the infamous Luca greentext are lies while we're at it. It's hard to prove a negative though so anons just keep on believing.

>>55717706
Check the Eien threads in the archives, there's just waaaay too much to get into here

I wish bg3 ran Better on steam deck keeps freezing every few minutes

>>55717883
bokksu...

>>55717868
Didn’t you say you’re going to bed? Good for him if he doesn’t get bait threads on the catalog anymore

>>55717910
if boring was a person

>>55718026
>apex
>apex
>apex
remember when this was selen's joke schedule on debut

>>55713438
I love Yuri (tsundere catboy) "<"

>>55718006
The same goes with any liver that’s been shitposted itt. You think it’s ok when it’s not your oshi being

>>55718009
>Big RPG
>Running well
>On release
Haha, first time?

Does /nijiEN/ genuinely hate Luca or is it just shitposts to troll the lucubs and raiders?
As annoying as he gets sometimes, I just can't seem to hate him because he comes across as genuine good guy idk desu

>>55717946
Good evening Cali Mystake, did you enjoy the stream? It was nice to see Mysta loaf after a long while, wasn't it?

>>55717094
i appreciate that he tells us how much he loves us in his own way despite how it obviously scares him because he can't promise us anything

>>55718026
>Apex every day
I get she has a tourney but wew, at least she's mixing it up with two streams a day

>>55718026
Why does she even bother with schedules anymore when they don't come out until the end of the week anyway

>>55718049
It really wasn't a joke after all....

>>55718026
Being dragoon is rough

>>55718078
AIIIEE YOUR COPYPASTA HAS LIVED ON TOO LONG

Convention/concert:
Alban and Uki at Otakuthon August 11-13th
Anime Impulse Orange County M&G/Concert September 3rd

Merch/Sponsorship/VP:
Noctyx with Cat
ILUNA 1st Anniversary Goods (avail until August 13th)
Luca Kaneshiro Celebration (Available until Sep 5th)
Summer Season Voice 2023 (Available until:
August 31 (Thu), 7:59 PDT)
Kotoka Torahime Birthday Goods & Voice 2023 (Sale starts: Aug 13 (Sun), 20:00 PDT)

NIJISANJI_EN × まねきねこ Summer Vacation (avail until August 26th)
Luxiem x Sega Claw Machine (ongoing)

Millie Parfait Shadowverse Evolve TBD
Ike Eveland Arma Bianca Figure TBD
Lazulight/Noctyx Palverse Pale TBD

>>55718060
No liver has been shitposted ITT as much as Luca. It's not even a comparison.

ninisani come back to me bby… i have so much art to put in my den… i need to make it pretty…

>>55718026
apex week aough

>>55718026
It’s unironically apex apex apex…

>>55718033
stop shtting on your friend ike

>>55718026
i love apex i love apex i love ap

>>55716949
you.. your right! we're already dating, he just doesn't know it yet! soon he will be mine! thank you pomie for believing in me
>>55716855
>kyo shat himself in public once
>kyo used to shit himself regularly
>kyo read the acceptance letter into nijisanji while taking a shit
>kyo's meds used to make him shit
>kyo likes to talk about shit alot
>kyo has a weak bladder
>kyo has self esteem issues
>kyo used to be a fatass
>kyo lived like a squirrel living off of nuts and berries for a couple months
>kyo can drive(shocking)

>>55718121
it's still down?

>>55718006
I wrote both the Luca and Shu greentexts and they were both meant to be jokes why would anyone trust any rrat without a timestamp?

>>55718026

LUCA HATE
>Entire personality and speaking style copied from Twitch streamers, particularly xqc
>Puts zero effort into his own streams, always late and always extremely unprepared
>Constantly invites himself to collabs and tries to make himself the center of attention instead of supporting the original collab members
>All his jokes are incredibly repetitive and shitty and he just forces them endlessly until people are sick of it
>Cheats in games to fuel his own ego, cheated in Among Us and got called out on it by both Fulgur and Aia. Cheated in Minecraft after begging Finana to give him admin to whitelist people...except he only ever used it to build shit in creative without telling anyone until Pomu called him out for it.
>Nuked the Minecraft server and instead of taking responsibility he just blamed Elira and Finana and the server backend software. When asked to apologize he refused to do so, Pomu and Selen had to damage control for him.
>Refuses to ever own up to his mistakes in general, #1 sign of a shitty person when they can never take responsibility or apologize for anything.
>Holds really shitty views towards women and gives his impressionable underage fans awful sexist advice that just fuels their body image issues.
>Knew a girl had a crush on him and broke her heart by getting drunk and kissing some random girl in front of her. Acted like he had no idea why she stopped talking to him.
>Bullied some poor kid in school and tried to paint it as him "helping" the kid until the kid reported him to the school for bullying. Once again acted oblivious to his actions.
>Got caught texting and dming fans privately without disclosing to his management. Only reason it came out is because the fans posted it publicly. Probably a groomer.
>Actively egosearches himself on /here/ and seethes about it because he just can't handle criticism.
>Keeps begging Pomu for collabs, tried to invade the EliPom drunk phasmo stream they've been planning all year until Pomu told him to fuck off because it's a girls-only stream.
>Got handcam streams banned because he decided to one-up everyone by doxxing his full exposed arm on Twitter

>>55718182
You're a bad person.

>>55718182
You expect too much of monkeys

>>55718182
newfag board

>>55718182
kys actually

>>55718026
6 streams vs 3 days of no stream koshien watchalong
yeah im pickin the first option

the worst thing about apex arc is that maria was dragged down into this shithole......

>>55718168
yeah… i checked in the morning and now here… it was down for two days, went back up for one, and it’s down again…

>>55718182
You've created monsters far beyond your control

>>55718267
now say it without crying

>>55718117
selen got shitposted so hard on debut her fans left the thread due to rampant bullying.
lucubs had it easy at least people are nice to them even if they dont like their oshi.

>>55718182
Why would anyone check to verify that information if it already conforms to their mental image of that person

>>55718114
>Arma Bianca Figure
What are those like

it's healthy to shitpost

>>55718278
I'm watching that vod in 4x ahhhh I hate fps

SHU HATE
>Debut stream was an mspaint shitpost (this is ok actually)
>Has never released a single cover
>Has never done any significant projects or interesting streams
>Has admitted he has no idea what he wants his content to be 1.5 years into Nijisanji
>Ruined Pomu's Turing Love cover until Elira saved it because he was too lazy to record the vocals
>Ruined Niji Koshien stream by eating loudly the entire stream
>Has more subs and earns more money for doing NOTHING just because he lucked into being part of the first male wave
>Never shows any appreciation for his fans, doesn't even play their fan projects on stream or care that they've released more fan mixes of all his karaokes than any other liver despite only having 2 karaoke streams ever
>When fans suggested he should take singing lessons to do more karaoke streams, he said "why? I already feel like there's nothing left to learn" completely obliviously
>Went on a nearly 6 month break without announcing anything just because he didn't feel like streaming

Horny and I miss sonny. Many such cases

>>55718182
Maybe 10 years ago when we had less zoomers and a certain region of the world wasn't as connected to the internet as they are now, we could have enjoyed satire like that.
Alas, we're in 2023 where we live and die by our corporate affiliations, completely unironically.

>>55718289
Frankenstein would look on in envy

ROSEMI-SAMA LOVE
>Entire personality and speaking style being copied by Twitch streamers, particularly who the pluck cares about >Twitch
>Puts effort into her own streams, always early and always extremely prepared
>Constantly has to wait to be invited to collabs and tries to just have a good time but also support the original collab members
>All her jokes are incredibly great and funny and she just gets bored of them the next stream
>Never cheats in games to fuel her own ego, chatted in Among Us and was called cute by both Fulgur and Aia. Never played Minecraft until Finana begged her to give it a try... except she only plays whenever she feels like it without telling anyone until Pomu called her out and she has to inform her every time
>Could care less about the Nuked Minecraft server and just had fun with Elira and Finana in random collabs. When asked about it she refused to do so, Pomu and Selen now want to collab with her too.
>Refuses to ever stop eating sweets and candy, #1 sign of a bratty child when they can never take responsibility or apologize for anything related to candy.
>Holds really funny views towards women and gives her impressionable fellow underage fans weird stories that just fuels their lust for her body
>Knew a girl once. Maybe two.
>Knows someone that bullied some poor kid in school and tried to paint it as him "helping" the kid until the kid reported him to the school for bullying. Once again acted oblivious to his actions. Rosemi-sama doesn't know this btw.
>Got caught texting for pizza once only to forget about it and later had to eat it cold. Only reason it came out is because the rosebuds got her distracted. Most likely a zoomer.
>Doesn't know what egosearch means. She's 12 years old please understand.
>Keeps being begged by Pomu for collabs, she tried to invade the AngeWose Devour stream they've been planning for days until Rosemi-sama politely told her to wait because it's a AngeWose-only stream. They played Minecraft instead after the stream.
>Got handcam streams banned because men want to wape her so badly they ended up doxxing everyone but Rosemi-sama.

>>55718303
dragoons werent the nicest either, you cant act like a victim when dragoons were shitposting about everyone else.

>>55716329
I love kenhina too

>>55718033
>>55717876
Literally same people

>>55718303
Selen is still considered "one of the good ones" in the eyes of this board and Dragoons have an active split. People think Luca is a rapist. It's not really comparable.

>>55718303
nta but am nice at dragoons too, there just too many shitposters that bully them...

>>55718379
now say it without crying

>>55718287
ninianon... theyre going through stuff so just give them time to fix it

>>55718117
Petra and Nina exist

>>55718287
Unsurprising I need to switch hosting providers but I haven't the money for it quite yet.
Soon though. We keep running out of ram even despite the upgrades I've made

>>55718083
Yeah I was happy to see him very cute stream today even though hes a sicky. But it was interesting mysta to tell us more about the tax stuff when he wasn't going to it must of was really weighing on his mind.... also the chilla game was meh desu

>>55718430
Nina existed....

>>55718278
Mari enjoys Apex though, she's one the only livers that still semi-actively streams it outside of collabs

>>55718316
no prototype yet
https://twitter.com/hobby_magazine/status/1685526891841929216
here's a sample

https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1689499793775554560
she really wants to be caged