/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

I desperately need to sniff, cum, and lick on Gura's stinky little feet.

>>55699576

here chumbuddies, who wants to bite daddy's penis

>>55699452

>>55699724
This clip has ruined my dick for almost a year.

watching gura makes me appreciate her level-headed approach to GFE
she doesn't do it too much
nor too little

Gura cute Gura cute!

Im lying in bed cuddling with Gura

>>55700150

Sex with a fembud.

Gurass

>>55700523
rubrubrubrubrub

pissy slitty

bushy pucci

Gura owes me sex

>>55699576
in that order?

Child

The honest truth is that she's my actual real wife. No hard feelings, right chumbies?

>>55702144
Yeah mine

>>55702624
quit larping as me

>>55702144
Harlot

The thread completely fucking died, are you watching fauna?

>>55704102
>are you watching fauna?
Now that Fuwamoco has ended, yes

>>55704102
Im watching IRyS' POV and Fubuki while gaming

>>55704102
Yeah, I don't like pokemon united tho

>>55704102
I am playing civ6

>>55704102
watching the other chumbud prime

>>55704102
No, I'm playing osrs. Doing some minigames.

>>55704515
I don't really like it either honestly, but i have the morbid curiosity of how hard mori and kiara are gonna get mogged.

>>55704102
Nah, I'm studying for my CompTIA Network+

>>55704102
I'm playing Stellaris.

>>55704102
playin mount and blade
the good one not bannerlord

>>55705681
same desu
I hate tempoross so much...

>>55705681
>>55706685
Same Desu
Currently fishing while watching the collab

>>55706685
Really? I like it and I feel its easy, though I've only gotten like 40ish kills.

>>55707184
I just got everything I wanted after 106 kills. Not even going to try for the pet.

>>55704102
I'm watching Fauner, Ogayun and Zion.

Gura's definitely watching Kaela

headpats gura

>>55702644
Why did you leash and strip my daughter?

>>55704102
Im cuddling gura

excited to sleep with my daki
goobnite chumbies
hope the bedshark bites
and may your dakimaguras ship soon if they havent already

>>55704102
I'm playing elden ring trying to get that 100% achievement

>>55710186
I'm still missing the body pillow huhaha...

>I wanna hit 5 million in 2024
Gura, that's not going to happen. You sabatoged yourself by taking 5 months off in under a year.

>>55710891
she also said its ok if she doesn’t hit it. it’s nice to have something to aim for anyway

>>55710186
goobnite

>>55710891
it's possible but she needs to work hard

>>55710891
She could if she really wanted to. But I for one do not want an influx of newfags, or worse.. attention whores like in 2020.

>>55704102
im playing genshin
i play the gura gacha and the game gacha huahua

This silly autistic womanchild is the most erotic person in the world to me.

Gura has no curves and watching her get envious of other woman curves, that is what makes her sexy. UOH

>I wanna release more music
You said the same thing last year Gura. You have 1 original solo released and a short anime opening. Both of them are pop songs that don't really show off your voice. The next one is also another pop song. Does she know that her voice really shines with slow, acoustic type songs? Why does she always release pop shit where her vocals sound too produced.

>>55711977
gura is alwayys sexy

I wanna cum in a fembud.

>>55712137
not showing off her voice is the last resort of the shitposter when they have nothing else to complain about, thanks for complimenting my wife

That reminds me, didn’t Gura say she had a slow cover or song coming as music for a stream outro?

>>55713484
no she didn't say that

My dakimagura cover is here. Now I just need the pillow

>>55712784
I'm a day 1 member. Try again

Today I was in a crowded train and accidently farted. The woman child next to me called me a stinky. I can't stop masturbating to her remark all day now.

>>55714150
Why are chumbuds like this...

So why did Gura stop streaming?

>>55714127
cute brat

>>55714408
She got sleepy yesterday and had to wake up early this morning for the minecraft thing.

I need to goom

I need a fembud in my life.

>>55706097
Did you try the playable Katzen mod? It's pretty good so far and has Acot submods too.

I need Gura

>>55713484
She briefly mentioned the idea of having one, but nothing about actually starting one. I doubt one is currently in the works.

I need Gura in my life

I need

Gura has a very tiny slitty...

I

>>55716018

I still haven't watched any of the Minecraft vods. I can't deal with the ID girls speaking that horrible sounding language that is Indonesian

>>55716136
the id minecraft server stream is the only gura stream i've never watched

>>55716136
Gura is worth it.

>>55716136
I skipped it too. No one is even talking about any moments from it so I'm guessing I made the right choice.

>>55716376
the recent one? it has plenty of JP interactions

Gura was really talkative and cute in the Minecraft thing, her mic was loud and clear too. You could also just watch some clips if you don’t want to watch the whole thing.

gura said some really cring cute things and it's going to be funny watching her repeat herself during the actual tournament. or even funnier, nto repeat herself

i bought perfume that I thought Gura might wear and I sprayed it on my daki

>>55717033
What perfume did you get?

Alright so I tallied up the results of the divegrass poll and here are the results. The 2 gold players are Gawr and Dino Gura, and the 3 silvers are TempGura, GuraGotGuns and Gura's wife. All the players in white made the team and those in red did not.
In related news, /GGG/ will be participating in the Randomized Tag Team Tournament alongside /numbers/ /skynetFC/ and /chama/ in the team /BIG/. They play the first match of the tournament on August 10th at 17:00 UTC. /GGG/ will individually play a friendly match against /fvr/ on the 17th at 19:40 UTC, possibly with the new players added this poll. I hope if you are free you will come support the team.

>>55717033
If people ask her about this she might, for like the 10th time, tell us what the Gura scent is.

>>55717515
yeah makes sense gabby wouldn't make the cut, she is Gura after all

Any theories on why Gura randomly mentioned Legend of the Galactic Heroes?

>>55717515
Based, get fucked Gabby.

>>55717515
>Gabby didn't make it but bloop did

>>55717777
I’m guessing she’s planning for the 3D live.

>>55717610
retard

>>55717777
She intends to conquer known space

>>55717846
We tolerate Bloop in here.

>>55717908
>we

>>55717846
gabby made it actually, look at same same desu getting in. that's gabby

>>55717515
TempGura my love...
Also Gura's wife UOH

>>55717390
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Escada/Santorini-Sunrise-78425.html
i might buy some others
idk if this makes it dirty or ruins it though

>>55717515
Thanks bud. I'll be at work, but I'll try to tune in.

I just have to say that I have masturbated like 10X to the Papa's Freezeria stream when Gura's trying to prove she is not an AI by answering questions then gets asked about her shoe size. The way she says "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" is so fucking hot.

>>55718261
Gura shops at the children's section. How does this make you feel chumbies?

>>55718261
I love that. this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_skfzMMyso&t=1940s

>>55717777
Gura's groß lebensborn (for our daughters of course)

>>55718389
I forgot how cute "In your dreams!" is. I have never experienced a girl that can make me feel so horny, happy, and laugh so genuinely with one short sentence.

Look at this weak ass faggot.

>>55719778
Hey that's my weak ass faggot, thank you very much!

im having late night shark thoughts

>>55719936
I really like this think of shark thing she's been doing lately

hi guys

>>55720176
hi Fauna :3

My daki has arrived, but I still need to buy a pillow. Any size suggestions?

are you doing your lactation reps buttbuddies?

>>55720312
Oyasame

>>55720312
goob morning

im drunk outside of a club
do you ever think about how nobody in the world understand our love for this creature
it hurts sometimes
nobody to connect with

>>55720312
Sharkdreams

>>55720425
Well, we understand each other don't we? Now kiss me on the lips

>>55720312
sleep tight buddy

>>55717777
she went to MAL and saw the top anime

>>55717858
>that one spaceship stage
if she's going to roleplay as a classic anime she should roleplay as Captain Tyler. she'd like that WAAY more than logh

>>55720312
Goobnite

I love her more than anything and genuinely have hopes of marrying her one day. Do any of you buds ever just sit around and thing about how you could make that a reality, because I know I do it a lot.

>>55721535
Nope, I keep my fantasies to things that are possible, such as the ASMR lovenest.

>>55721591
but my fantasy is possible, I WILL find a way to marry her

>>55721535
I think about it all the time and never come up with anything

>>55721535
Gura is too good for me so I just hope to find a girl that reminds me of her.

>>55720835
but it's not even in the top 50

>>55717777
I'm guessing maybe she heard one of the OPs or EDs and really liked it and now wants to cover it or something.

>>55721535
I do, but I don't know how it would ever happen or what I'd have to do.

>>55721744
It's #12

>>55721535
Yes and I always fantasize about life together with her as I drift off to sleep.

>>55721859
Sorry, I'm blind

>>55718629
>>55718389
Just don't forget that if someone asked her for a feet pic, she would send it, but not to us.

>>55722063
Why wouldn’t Gura post her feet for tens of thousands of people to see?

>>55722063
she refused to show ame her feet

>>55722200
she said off stream

If she won't do a pedicure cam stream, then I hope Gura will show us her painted toenails at least once before she graduates...

Why does feet always get brought up in Gura streams so much?

>>55722944
When Gura lived underwater, the only thing she ever saw of humans was their feet dangling in the water whenever she looked up towards the surface. So she became obsessed with them.

>>55722572
we heard later that Gura never showed those feet

>>55722944
She's part of the generation that was influenced by Dan Schneider's degeneracy.

>>55722944
It's calmed down recently I think, now It's Tail.

>>55723224
you aren't paying attention if you think feet has calmed down

Did somebody say feet?

I need more tsundere Gura so fucking bad...

I am obsessed with every part of her.

>>55723305
I see a lot more tail spam in chat than feet recently.

I am obsessed with fembuds.

I am obsessed with Gura.

I'm obsessed

OBSESSED

GURA

>>55724557
>>55724564
He is ONLINE and she did not stream Wednesday because of it and now Thursday today. So if you was wanting to know now you do.

>>55724207
One of the best Gura stream moments.

>>55724324
you are the worst poster in this thread

I'm obsessed with Gura's cun.

>>55724313
Gura hasn't calmed down. Chat calming down just means the ironic feet likers have finally shut up and it's people who really like feet talking about them now.

>>55724207
It's not tsundere if there isn't ever a "dere" part.
Like if we ask to see her feet and she says "in your dreams", then it's only tsundere if after denying us and calling us names, she eventually shows them.

Goob night

Thread is comfy. Gura is back. We've healed.

>>55714127
Where can I pick pick one of these up pecko?

>Walk into your living room.
>See this "thing"
What do?

>>55725514
>pat her head and call her a good girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZdsd6mfQsI

>>55725514
Mating press

I need to breed a fembud.

>>55726144
>>55724712

>>55726415
Are you a fembud?

Why are fembuds so feisty lately?

>>55710186
I got my daki early yesterday.

Not sure what to do with it, I have family over for the next two weeks. I still have it in the plastic, sitting on my bed and seeing her cute face is more soothing than I thought it would be.

I tend to drool in my skleep on my plain daki is as, so I don't want to ruin the gura cover. Are they like, non-plastic transparent daki covers to go over your daki to protect it?

>>55726436
you're a whore

Chumbies, I really want these Smol rubber keychain things, but they don't ship out of Japan and places like Zenmarket refuse shipment because they are gachas. Anyone have an idea of how to even get these things without going to Japan?

https://parks2.bandainamco-am.co.jp/item/PRE_4549660939511.html

>>55727533
Gotta use a proxy service who buys the stuff for you and then they'll ship it to you. Another anon recommended https://japanrabbit.com/ but I'm yet to test it (want to get the Hololive Summer stuff).

All of her kisses are for me. And I give her lots of kisses back.

Hug shark wife

>>55729559
shhh shes sleeping

>>55729559
Where's the cum?

Is it true that Reimu is close friends with Gura?
>>55725855
I've never heard her ever mention this girl

>>55730031
If she is, take the fucking hint that she doesn't want us to know about it and never mention it again.

Oh can you please not?

>>55730031
Go back catalognigger

>>55729684
Inside her

gura you're supposed to eat cheeto puffs by biting into them like a vampire and sucking

I don't want to do anything

>>55730031
Retard

>>55721535
Yes I do that 24/7 and you gotta have a death wish to even try compete with me.

t. THE schizo

Hello chumbros, it's that time of the year except not really.
Today at 1 AM JST is the first round of /vt/ League Randomizer Tag Team Cup

>The what...?
In this event, 4 teams of the vt League combine into a single team, randomizing which players will make the team each game. It's a double elimination bracket.

>Who are we teaming up with?
/GGG/ is teaming up with /chama/, /skynetFC/ and /#/ to form /BIG/

>Where?
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

This is a meme tournament and does not count for official /vt/ League records. If you're up to it, show up and have fun!

>>55731556
Gura is waking up soon so I'll stay here.

I hope that she gets perms back for the vampire girl cover thing she made that was shelved.

How to be her ideal mating partner:
>be 6ft or taller
>light eye color
>fit/ripped
>stable income

How many of my fellow chumbies meet the requirements?

>>55731827
My friend insists i'm 6ft but i think that's his cope because i'm only a little taller than he is. My eyes are a gray blue, which i'll admit isn't the most pleasant eye color.

The last two are something i can work towards.

can someone make a webm out of her latest goob morning tweet I need all the goob mornings but I don't know how to do that

>>55731827
Doesn't matter, she will get mating pressed regardless of what she wants. T u T

>>55732117
Well I'm only asking this because they're actually all achievable goals and I want to see how serious chumbies actually are. You can measure your height with a ruler and toilet paper easily, don't need me to tell you how, do you?

Anyways, if you aren't 6ft exists a leg surgery that aims to extend your shin bone and muscles, it's just very invasive and you may need to use a wheelchair for a while before it heals completely.

For the eye color there's a laser surgery aimed at destroying melanin in the pupil which leaves a nice blue or light blue color instead of your former black or brown color, this is also invasive and it takes months to fully recover, recovery includes taking a ton of meds too, if you don't wanna go blind.

For getting fit there's roids, the fastest way since forever but it can be risky and cause a lot of health problems if done incorrectly, there's clinics specialized in this but they can be expensive depending where you live.

For the income obviously depends on many factors and if you want to really impress her, you need to pull at least half or the same income she pulls with her job, which means you need to make net 1M a year or more. There's many legal ways such as real estate construction investment, innovation investment and on the same page stock exchange but they can be risky and require a starting amount that you can afford to lose, then there's the illegal ways like narco related stuff and criminal organizations in general, easy to get in but hard to get out clean. Of course she probably would turn you down if she finds out but you don't need to do this all the time, she doesn't really need to know where your current wealth came from, if you can make enough to live a rich life for 50 years, your're good to go.

Naturally I'm not inciting anyone to do crime, we all good little chumbies in here, just stating that in theory these are still a high income activities like many others.

Considering all that's stated in this post, how far are chumbies willing to go, in theory and only in Minecraft?

>>55732681
Get to spamming your copypasta already.

>>55732681
Just easier to mating press her.

>>55732727
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>55732793
I wonder why they chose the navy seals for this pasta. Anything would've been better than the certified homos of the US military.

>>55732681
>how far are chumbies willing to go,
Yes.

https://twitter.com/amane_0e0/status/1689608884129083392

>all the titty monsters in DoA
>the first girl she thinks of is Marie Rose
what did she mean by this?

Goob morning
I love Gura

Kinda sad I can’t post images until I get my pc back at the end of the month.

I'm feeling horny therefore Gura will stream today

>>55734325
I will post this image for you

>>55734447
Would plap

Gura today !!!!

>>55733426
What was it? it was deleted

>>55734796
just a cute tail wave picture

>>55734744
Gumba said no stream today.

>>55735315
then immediately said maybe and she'd tweet

>>55735315
i don't believe it

Looks like all Holos can play Holocure 0.6 early so I wonder if she will play that tomorrow

>>55721535
I don't have any faith that I'd meet the girl, let alone be able to be rejected by her. Being alone sucks, I don't wanna become the lonely old man with no hope..

>>55735376
She will be motivated for sure, except another 7 hours stream

>>55721535
Nah, I know for a fact I'm incompatible with her. There's no way I could ever live with someone has empty headed as her. I'd rather have an actual partner not a pet.

shark wife tonight?

>>55736543
maybe
i say the chance is about 30%

>>55736543
HoloCure Early Access tonight.

>>55736543
I know she said maybe but that was following her saying that she absolutely couldn’t stream today so I wouldn’t expect it

I'm guessing today is the hard deadline for something and we heard how much work she put in on that holohomework.

ngl I love booba gooba

>>55738252
I can accept tiny booba gura, but flat is best.

>>55736543
>>55736674
>>55737686
Don't you people watch streams? She said definitely no stream on Thursday.

>>55738538
Do you watch streams?
https://youtu.be/J3w3hY_3XnM?t=14223

Is Gura GFE?

>>55738903
She's my wife.

>>55738903
No she's my wife.

Goobmorning

Set sail to brighter days!

Have shark thoughts all day chumbies.

Gura early holocure today

Did my deadlifts today. Should I go eat a philly cheese steak or a borgar?

>>55710186
What kind of packaging did the daki come in? Please tell me it's discrete, DHL put my stuff on hold and I'm getting nervous

>>55739796
Mine came in a box, but the daki itself was folded in transparent plastic.

>>55739796
>>55739796
plain cardboard box. the label says its from "cover corp" and says "pillow case" on the list of what's inside (for customs/tax purposes)

>>55739796
Plain brown box but it does list pillowcase as the contents on the label.

>>55739796
RIP anon if he's in one of the few anti-loli states...

>>55739796
it comes in a box labeled "LOLI CUNNY PILLOWCASE, SHARK TYPE"

>>55739589
Borg

>>55739589
cheesesteak with hot peppers. mmmmhm

>>55739992
Mine said “PISSY SHARK TYPE”, did I get a limited version?

>>55740176
Anon! thats one that Gura herself used to wipe with!!! Lucky!

>>55739879
>>55739895
>>55739896
>>55739973
>>55739992
Thanks guys, everything should be daijoubu.
knocking on wood

>>55733623
Shes just like me…

>>55738684
She said definitely no stream on Thursday. End of story

for some reason, while i was asleep, i tossed the dakimagura to the other side of my bed and started cuddling my other gura daki
How do I fix this subconscious faggotry as quickly as possible?

>>55740946
Click the timestamp.

>>55740964
What if you try swapping the inner pillows

>>55741059
can't one is 150 and the other is 160

Goob morning, I love Gura!

I love Gura's body!

Stop gooming to a child you freaks

>>55741702
make me

>>55741702
nyo

chumming in chumbie's chum hole

gura is an adult. she's just short is all.

behold!

>>55741951
Gura lost her arm in the war...

>>55728909
lord have mercy im about to bust

Super Mario's finally out on digital, hope we get a watch along with the Goob soon.

>>55700150
Mumei is going to help me get "trapped" with Gura in the gymnasium storage room after school.

>>55743171
Sounds out of character for her. She'd probably just trap you in there alone.

>>55743171
so when night falls
and gura can no longer control her base instincts
she turns red
and you hear a faint "sorry"
before her jaws, filled with razor sharp teeth
clamp around your throat?

Gura is a shark

>>55743621
meds

>>55743621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHpTQvH7Pns&t=1330s

oh nono chumhecks is THIS your oshi??

I think I shall bring my chameleon outside today

>>55743868
squishy thighs TuT

>>55743454
hot

>>55743889
did you get him a leash at least?

>>55743889
don't let him near any trees

>>55743889
I don't want a repeat of last time chummie, I'm giving you my blessings for good luck.

>>55743868
i didnt notice the buttons say gura

>>55743868
Just fucking IMAGINE the lap pillow on those meaty thighs

>>55744067
サメちゃんのスイッチゲーム配信画面が凝りすぎw サメちゃんの顔が映し出され、画面を暗くすると液晶に顔が映るw 操作している手も動いていて(連動はしていないが)、背景はサメちゃんの太もも ......。背景はサメちゃんの太もも()。まるでサメを覗き込みながらプレーしているような気分になる!これを考えた人は天才に違いない。

WIFE WIFE WIFE

WIFE AWAKE

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WIFE

wife soon?

GORMY GRIMBLES

sion can't stop winning

gura likes the ebi gills

>>55743868
>Both thighs barely as wide as Nintendo Switch
>Switch is ~240mm wide
TuT

>>55744627
there's our goom perms for the day TuT

>>55744633
jesas

Gura don't give me hope...

>>55744713
She often does likes on holohomework days.

>>55743811
cute

>>55744760
but most of the time it's not on days where she tells us a stream is a maybe

>>55717515
Thread is deading soon but divegrass is starting soon
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
>>55740897

i made my dakis kiss :3

>>55745837
hot, take a picture and put it on gawrt

DO YOUR REPS

>>55746316

i want to peg Gura

>>55746316
I did yesterday. Today is cardio.