/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55683709
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

i love my retarded rapeable jobber jester boyfriend husband sex doll doggy kitten pet subhuman slave that dwells underneath my house

bettel ended the stream and i feel empty inside, what a silly clown. It was a fun time, it was nice hearing him talk about his nostalgic experiences today. I'm looking forward to his next stream

MORE CRUSADERS OF MIGHT AND MAGIC WITH MAMA! MORE SHOWING BETTEL JUMPSCARES AND GORE VIDEOS!
>>55683758
Amen

hehehehehe

>>55683758
AMEN

>>55683758
A proper commandment WITH SOUND!?
AAAAMEN!!!

>>55683860
Ugly

Good evening gentlemen, I love Leader

I MISS NOWA

>>55683943
good evening

>>55683860
My two sets of vesper merch came. I can't wait until he shows me he'd use them.

>>55683860
PUT SOME STREAMS ON YOU WHORE

I PISS NOWA

>>55683860
come back you whore

I'm losing my fucking mind

>>55684007
=q=

In a different timeline Selen would have left NijiEN to be part of Tempus using Flayon's model.

>>55683896
Had to rectify my jobbing after the last time I posted em.

>>55684114
okay

>>55684110
oh nononononono PISSKITO STOP! STOP NIGGER

Axel's trying his best to use Twitter more, cute

>>55683860
if you're away for any longer im going to start molesting your male fans

>>55683902
:(

>>55684187
"start"?

>>55684176
you know i won't stop until you're dry

what

guys

>>55684176
Did you just say the N-word?

>>55684292
why are you always lured out with threats of sexual assault
are you freaks into this

>>55683860
enough
*puts your cock in my pussy*

the meido bettel dress maker revamped the asset, he looks slightly less fat
https://twitter.com/serendark_/status/1689415619618455552

>>55684352
You looking a bit better there , buddy

>>55684114
I would allow it. Imagine her and Hakka laughing together

>>55684352
*pat* *pat*

>>55684416
do you really not want him to come back that bad?

>>55684187
You haven't been molesting vesojis the whole time? Am I the only one???

>>55684385
MEIN FELLOW SUPPORTER OF THE MAG REICH THE UNTERMENSCH ARE TRYING TO DRINK MY PISS HELP ME

>>55684177
I like how Pako always talks to Axel in English and Axel replies in Japanese

>>55684416
>there are women in this thread RIGHT NOW
eww disgusting

>>55684427
He looks as built as a brick wall. I like it.

>>55684441
Yeah, I am slowly changing and improving my life. Hope that goes well.

>>55684557

How does it feel to know this is the very last gift Magni will ever give (You)?

>>55684177
Yeah but at the same time he's going to bed at 8AM what is wrong with him?

>>55684606
can't be mad honestly

>Magni's last stream was with a nigger

>>55684460
KEK I'm a mechabirb enjoyer, so I wouldn't want that but the image of their fucked up laughs is too good to ignore. What would their unit be called? the purple chainsmokers?

POST THE GOOSE KEYHOLDER HOUSEWARMING GIFT FROM HAKKA ALREADY FUCKING ALZHEIMER'S CLOWN

>>55684460
>allowing a baiter to shit on Flayon
couldn't be me

>>55684677
Wigger*

vesper twitter space tomorrow

>>55683758
Amen

Graduate Magni Dezmond

I sit

announcement tonight

>>55685016
I hit

This is terrifyingly amazing
https://twitter.com/satsumagmo/status/1689297111798759424

>>55685016
better do it on my dick

Announcement Next Week

I love Altare and Axel and VG and miss Magnoir

>>55684518
Do not despair for he will return, and make things right.

>>55685142
FREE MY BOYS THEY DINDU NUFFIN

Announcement next full moon

announcement in my dreams. good night mans

announcement

>>55685230
But the moon is waning right now, that is ages away...

announcement never
we'll never know what happened

>>55684511
yes you're special

9 more hours until 6 pm in nippon time, which is when the announcement will be made

[Announcement] Made

The announcement is that I raped all your mothers

I will predict my future
>wake up at 4am est
>no announcement
>go back to sleep

[Announcement] I am graduating from /MANS/ and never coming back

Pretty damn good cosplay.
https://twitter.com/laurinuccia/status/1689303794935369730

>>55685449
Good

>>55685449
See you tomorrow chuu~

>>55684589
His model was so easy to fix I don't understand how they fucked him so hard in debut.

huge announcement on vespers farewell stream tomorrow at 10am pt

>>55685449
Take care anon, we will see you tomorrow

>>55685362
Tartar why you posting here

>>55685449
Good for you, Axel

>>55685469
nice

Tugging hard on Bettel's leash at random points during our walk just to watch him stumble. Making him apologize in public for being such a clumsy pet.

>>55685872
I want to watch bettel pee on a fire hydrant

>>55685872
Asshole

>>55683943
Same.

>>55684414
Of course they are, they're Vesties.

>>55684606
At least it's a good one.

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZvYa7-bPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZvYa7-bPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZvYa7-bPg

Need more furry Axel

>>55686698
Magni, get back to work already

The only way to fix this timeline is to rape Banzoin Hakka

I don't think they'd make an announcement until early in the morning so that everybody else can cancel their streams that day.

>>55686823
He'll scratch and bite you.

>>55686989
Ina streamed during Sana's announcement

>>55684427
I love maid Bettel so much, that dark one looks so good...

>>55687106
Good to know there might be at least one person around that people can use as an outlet for their pain in the event that bad news arrives

>>55685469
nice

>>55687017
WE HAVE TO BE STRONG FOR MAGNOIR

Nowa x Bettel 2 stream when?

I don't believe the boys when they say they don't anything
Especially Bettel

>>55687430
Magni/Bettle double-date with Nowa/Bettel 2.

I'd be into seeing that, actually.

>>55687519
Sounds like a situation that Bettel would be uncomfortable in the entire time. I can't wait

>>55684559
If the gym arc is successful we'll force him to wear the outfit and crosscheck with the asset

>>55687453
No shit, of course they know
It's easier to say that than "I know but I ain't gonna tell you, good luck"

Guys I'm bored. What do.

>>55687759
Work on your audition.

>>55687759
Watch >>55686639
If you don't want to, masturbate or something.

>>55687519
here i will mix it up
Magni x Bettel 2
Vesper x Bettel

>>55687017
Only at the start before his brain starts melting for the pleasure and pain .

>>55686823
I volunteer

>>55686823
Seeing more anons sexualizing Hakka makes me very happy.

>>55687759
Jerk off

Have you guys ever actually masturbated to a stream?

>>55687759
get a new hobby

>>55688075
Not directly but the magnoise library has gotten me aroused

>>55688075
yes, i unironically came the hardest to magni's first sonic prime watchalong

>>55687885
This premise plus the scratching is really hot for me ToT

>>55688185
Details please

>>55688075
No.

>>55688075
i've had a stream on while masturbating to something else before

>>55688075
I nutted to bossu nutting

>>55688075
I almost did during Vesper's 24 hour new vegas stream

>>55688075
no but to vps

Do you think Hakka fucked up the cookies by using wax paper, or by being retarded? or both?
t. never baked before

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>>55688075
Yes, one of Bettel's.

>>55688075
ive gotten off to interactions on here does that count

My tummy is feeling really fucked up today

>>55688705
If it's a searing pain on the right side of your abdomen, it might be a ruptured appendix.

>>55688705
c'mere anon i'll rub it for you~

>>55688705
same, for the past few days it's been all noisy, no matter if i eat healthy or garbage. ominous...

Just got home, how is hermanito doing?

>>55688629
How do we send in "better" models

>>55689227
Stuck on Q.34 for about 10 minutes now

>>55688551
he woulda fucked them up even if he'd used parchment paper

Ueeee
https://files.catbox.moe/uh3wdd.mp3

>>55688629
Ignore any anon that recommends Flopium as a goalhorn

>>55688075
No that would be gay and my bros would think it's weird if they found out i jerked off to their stream

I am looking forward to Shinri's stream tonight.

>>55690060
who?

love

>>55688075
I got hard to Axel's first ASMR when he put the mic to his heart and had to jerk off, same for Shinri's spicy wings stream

>>55688075
No, I'm straight.

>>55688075
nope

Hakka stop with your ovoposition fetish

>>55690361
look at nowa-oji's belly... tskr

>>55690361
ToT

>>55690361
VESMACHISCHIZO IS BACK WE ARE SO BACK

>>55688075
No, not even with the holos

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Pikmin was great yesterday! I hope he plays it again sometime soon- really cute game! He was talking about his ski trip that stream too, and I hope he has a lot of fun during it. It was pretty expensive from what he said, but hopefully that means he'll be able to use the equipment over and over and take more trips like this in the future. I've always wanted to try skiing myself, but I can't even handle a ferris wheel so the idea getting on that bench thing scares me a lot! Snow is really fun though!!! It'd be nice if Axel ate nice and warm food during his trip too, like a hearty stew or something. I'm excited for him!!! Ah, and this guy's been doing his best with Tweeting more hasn't he? I don't think I really minded him not using it much- some people just don't bother with it a lot and that's understandable- but it's really sweet seeing him trying to form a new habit with it. He really loves us and wants to be a better idol, I think. He'll always be my number one idol no matter what though!!! Ah man. I'm happy that I have the chance to cheer for this guy. It's nice!!! Wishing him the best in all that he does, and I hope that all goes well for him. Please eat and sleep well Axel- always stay happy and healthy!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55690620
Thanks doc!

>>55690620
Axelotl prime... what took you so long?

>>55688075
Twice. Once to an AVTuber who kept getting orgasm-denied by her chat, one to a regular chuuba ASMR where she was very definitely masturbating with a plushie

It's fucking over....

Furbies creeped me out as a kid.

>>55690866
I can't believe Magnoir have been sentenced to death and Shinri's the executioner...

>>55690410
Man now you've got me thinking about pressing an ear against Axel's extremely warm and slightly damp chest

>>55690958
Better to be Shinri than other members

>>55690361
WE SO BACK

>That retweeted scaly shit
>Agumon is my favorite
Nahone

>>55690739
Love you man! I hope that you too eat well and that you're always beloved in life too! Now take this little kiss and have a nice day/night, CHU~!!!
>>55690774
To be honest, I was listening to Evanescence while in the shower and lost track of time. You get a kiss too, CHU~!!!

>>55690958
No one else is fit for the job than him

>>55688629
can we suggest jeffrey as a player

>>55691409
no

>>55690532
saw a vesmachi post that wasn't mine and got fully rejuvinated desu. i have a one-track mind

>>55691448
But my broshi...

>>55691492
the bit has overstayed it's welcome at this point

vesper shinri drunken one night stand and shinri continues to ignore vespers existence the day after while vesper cant stop thinking of him
i just need old man sex

>>55690958
At least Shinri will put them down clean.

>>55689731
Nah, the glasses up chorus works as a goal horn. But Top of the World would be better.

>>55691560
Imagine their bones creaking...

>>55691659
please i want to be horny not laugh KEK

>>55691293
CHU~!

>>55691488
Fujos are simple minded creatures. I read the new axmag fic like 5 times and I am just full of horny for them atm

>>55688629
MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF LEROSH MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF

SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3mC3mMNoLo

>>55691795
holy shit are you me? because same.

https://www.youtube.com/live/n3mC3mMNoLo?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/n3mC3mMNoLo?feature=share
Koipanions assemble!

Finally I can stop watching story of seasons

>>55691795
god that fic is so delicious, i was hoping for the sequel to part 1 the other day and there it was... thank you room 4..........

>>55685201
That's right
Magni will come back and do a 20 hour karaoke that i wont watch because fuck idol shit

>10 minute idol meeting
Shinri... your fiber reps...

>>55691544

NEW LEAKS

>desktop yab in the first 1 mintue
Shinri... your opsec reps

There's nothing in the desktop, come on..

>>55691488
ok yeah i get it that vesoji vestie image from a few threads back has got me thinking about femdomming otaku men all day

>It takes 2 days for management to watch *1* stream
Manager-chan...your stream reps

>>55692376
she's doing her best.... they can't all be gorilla-mane

>JoJo only karaoke
I would kneel, too bad that would never happen.

>as I knew how to use chopsticks

Linkin Park -In The End-.mp3.exe

Someone should clip this, Shinri is giving his origin story.

>doesn't listen to music
>joins an idol company
Shinri...

My dad also learned how to backup his files properly that way.
He also put restrictions on the modem to stop me from playing games at night but forgot to change the modem password from the default that was printed on the bottom of the modem

Desktop yab #2

Hakka's laugh is so fucked dunno why I like it.

The true oldfag brotuber...

>>55693653
The bronchitis does it for me.

>>55688551
It was 100% the wax paper and the marshmallows, It would have been better to use flour and butter or foil paper.
t. someone who bakes

>Young Shinri had no friends and would talk to chatbots

>>55690361
Flay's legs Flay's legs Flay's legs


Flay's legs

I think Shinri is older than 30.

>Chat: "Part 3 is only good for BL ships".
>Hakka: "True, my Kakyoin and Jotaro."

>>55693902
BASED SHIP but fuck you Hakka, part 3 is great

>Shinri asked for Myst perms
Based

>Mirai nikki
I cringe when I remember liking it...

>>55693806
>old (Me) has no friends and talk to vtubers
he's just like me

>>55693902
holy based

>>55693894
What makes you say that?

I ordered pizza at night again.

>>55694135
It could be worse, Axel put Elfen Lied as one of his favorite anime in his debut.

>>55694402
>Elfen Lied
Nice!

>>55694348
i keep wanting to, but bettel said his membership stream will be a pizza party so i’m resisting until then

>>55693999
Villian of the week formula.
Most of the crusaders have no screen time or defined personality.
Jotaro is such an edgelord gary stu is funny. At least he makes a good slut tho.

Shinri is asking for game recs RIGHT NOW

jojo is incredibly overrated

>Myst
>System Shock
>Insaniquarium
>Zuma
I feel at home now

>>55694610
Probably, still good though.

>>55694677
They should have Insaniquarium perms already, Hakka played it iirc.

>>55694519
I actually enjoyed the villain of the week thing, I do agree with the crusaders thing. Should had have a few episodes of only them bonding or something. It is flawed, but maybe I love it so much because I filled most of the blanks in my head kek

>>55694877
Oh yeah, I'm referring more to the vibes of the conversation.

>>55693349
Are you 12?

>Shinri doing a full week of Rusty Lake Hotel
That seems like overkill

>>55693902
Avdol and Polnareff make a better pairing.

>>55693319
Holostars are not idols, they are not doing the concerts anymore, even less for EN

>>55694930
>I filled most of the blanks in my head
Me too, this is why it's so good for ships and fancontent even clamp knew it at the time, I can't forgive the anime for taking away the panels of Jotaro being expressive though. Araki should have just make Kajo canon it would have give them more personality.

>>55695058
No, this is a story from 20 years ago that was posted in relation to a story that Shinri was telling on his stream about Limewire.

Shinri's crunchy 90s PC audio is getting to me. Like fuck it's giving me a headache, how did you oldfags like like this?

>>55695578
That's the thing, game is not usually like that, this is just how he got the game to run on his computer.

I remember meeting someone that didn't know what a landline phone was

I don't even remember the last time i saw a CD

>>55696407
I think that's normal - I haven't had one in 16 years. There's really no point anymore.

So, given what Altare said this morning, the fact that Magni is still going to Cover meetings, and the Tachibana rrat, it's fair to say Dez and Ves are coming back, but it's going to be a while longer.

>>55696407
Grim.

>>55696782
I know, but it made me feel old.

>>55696797
>what Altare said this morning
What did he say?

>the fact that Magni is still going to Cover meetings
When/where was this learned?

>the Tachibana rrat
Was this confirmed to be related to their absence?

I had to work this morning so I missed the first two, but I was made aware of the third over the past few days.

>Dashcon
Well that's something haven't heard about in quite a long time.

>>55696674
I don't remember the last time I saw a floppy disk

>>55696674
Clearly you are not a deadbeat.
Pre-order Mori Calliope's new EP, Jigoku 6, in stores and online August 18th.

>>55696969
>696969
Nice.

>>55696674
>>55696980
I have a stack of old game CDs and floppies on the shelf next to me.

>>55696969
N I C E
I
C
E

>>55696969
Nice

>>55696969

Weirdly enough, I just thought "i'd grab a beer with Hakka's chat peeps".

>>55696964
Altare knows nothing new, so that means the situation has stayed mostly the same.
Dez just mentioned going to a "meeting" on his other channel last night.

Nothing is really confirmed about wither or not the Tachibana leeks are related to the situation yet, but there's no way Cover wasn't aware of the leaks. It is possible that it's related to the situation, but we might never know the exact details if it is.

>>55697588
>leeks

>>55697588
>leeks

>mcafterbirth with a side of placenta smoothie?
>omg vesper would love that

announcement tomorrow

Bettel being born at the McDonald's birthday pool, would explain a lot.

>>55697588
>Altare knows nothing new, so that means the situation has stayed mostly the same.
That feels like conjecture, but I'm coping hard so I'll take it.

>there's no way Cover wasn't aware of the leaks
They're likely aware of them now, but if they are related then I wonder how they were made aware last month.

Is Hakka ogey?

>>55698625
was he ever?

>>55698625
He's a vtuber, a musician, *and* a spic. That's 3 mental health debuffs right there. Boy was never going to be alright.

>>55698625
He likes to laugh at his own jokes for long periods of time.

>>55698625
its so over

>>55698892
Hakka iss like the least menhera member in Tempus, he went through all of these traumatic situations but he's still very positive and hardworking.

>>55698625
it brings me back to the time when Hakka invented gravity

NOWA MENTION

>V word mention
AIIIIIIEEEEEEE

should i stay for the sc readings or go to sleep...

>>55699772
>>55699805
WHAT DID HE SAY IM AT WORK

>>55699950
Shinri just mentioned that Vesper and Bettel played a lot of Classic WoW, nothingburger.

>>55699925
wrong thread...fuck

>>55699321
>Hakka is the least menhera member in Tempus

The bar wasn't set really high to be honest

>>55699950
Vesties look so fucking ugly.

>>55700068
HOW COULD YOU

>>55688075
I did on Shinri spicy wing challenge. SLURPrrRRrRRrrR

>>55697816
I'm sure a placenta was one of the wierd meats he had in the freezer!

>>55700167
fat uggo

>>55700046
you moomed too hard

>>55693902
Painfully based.

>>55687017
no.

new rrat: Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Tempus military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their guild hall.
So you survived our fight on Elysium. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire city is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Nowa needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-MD

I love Axel

>>55694519
Jotaro is hot, and also it has Polnareff.

>>55701051
Elysium Defence Force 6 on steam when?

>>55700823
A fucking Tempurys!?

>>55700041
Vesties grasping at everything they can for hopium kek

SEQUENCE BREAK

What the fuck just happened?

>>55701994
most likely scenario is the trigger for the dialog was a box that extended upwards so when Shinri jumped onto the top of the prison he crossed the linedef and started the cutscene

>>55701903
Can't wait to see this in a Summoning Salt video 3 months from now.

>CHINK MENTION

>>55696980
Well you're about to! *unzips*

Shinri my fucking sides

>>55702643
W-why is it shaped like a disk, anon?

bros why didn't they invite our bois to participate in the Pokemon moba tourney...

>>55703412
because Altare said he doesn't like pokemon unite

>>55703412
Who cares. Not Tempus

>>55703562
based

>>55703562
but like maybe half of holoEN who participates don't even understand the game

>>55703412
catalognigger...

>>55690060
I am currently enjoying shinri!!

his laugh heals me so much

>>55684518
>UNTERMENSCH
Wouldn't it be untermite or untermilbe?

Vesper will NEVER be a vampire get your sick twisted blood-crazed fantasies out of your nosferotted skulls!

>>55706501

my heart flutters whenever he reads my messages
I'm going to have a heart attack

>>55706645

rrat: Vesper lost virginity by Magni and felt he had to graduate because of that. They're still in court.

>>55706645
stop eating all those burgers

>>55706731
i thought that vestie on the left had a joint at first kek

>>55706424

>>55706999
He accidentally bit his lip with his normal pointy teeth

>>55706884
Old people often need to use medical marijuana to treat chronic pain and get fucking blitzed, please understand.

>>55707146
sure...

>>55706999
Replace the red with white and you get his average day at the truck stop

>>55707378
Because he got extra mayonnaise on his burger

>>55707378

>>55707326
you’re saying this to a hag blazed out of her mind on medical gummies so very understood

>>55707666
i love watching my oshi while zooted... its a comfy time

RAPE
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1689482226302394368/photo/1

>Shinri's chat talking about a Weighted Blanket featuring the boys as merch

Should I...?

>>55707947
TToTT....

>>55707886

MAMAAAA COME BAAACK

>>55708105
gramps got into the “special” tea again, perfect time to ask for macca’s!!

>>55707947
UUUOH

>>55708196
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOooooOoOoOoOo

MAMA BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3mC3mMNoLo

>>55707947
Literal child

>>55703412
That's normal. Get used to it.

>>55708609
DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

IF I'M NOT BLACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW

>>55708609

>>55710478
Kek.

>>55711169
My boy is going to remain disease free

>>55711169

>>55711169
im fantasizing about shotaxel waking up in a witch milf's hut who needs his sperm for a spell and tries seducing him with this in a naked apron only to be hard rejected by him because he doesnt understand sex yet and gets correctedTToTT uooooooooooooooooooh

>>55711169
>breakfast
>none of the listed items were food

>>55690361
BEAUTIFUL. PERFECT. WONDERFUL. AMAZING.

>>55708064
I bought a weighted blanket and didn't like it

>>55711169
She jumped right for the jugular Axel please get more than 4 hours of sleep, you need it if you want to support your family

>>55712159
that's like double autistic

>>55712173
He's got a collab soon..

>>55711892
ToT

>>55691560
old men sexo.....

>>55713016
UWAAAAAHHH SEEEEEX
SEEEEEXOOO

>>55713016
Leave my grandpa alone, you fucking WHORES.

>>55713016
does everyone forget that shinri is actually shorter than axel and vesper

>>55713742
Yes. He doesn't seem like it at all.

So as far as I can tell, this crusader game is about killing deadbeats. pretty based if you ask me

>>55692277
same same same... i want more hairy virgin ojisans....

>>55711466

>>55713852
he is just beefier. heck, even magni is just a couple centimeters shorter than shinri, hq boys are tall