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>> No.55653226
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>>55653197
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.55653323
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>>55653226
Amen.

>> No.55653366

/magnoir/ split now

>> No.55653408

That was such bullshit luck

>> No.55653419

>>55653226
amen
>>55653188
i like his pokerface/clueless humor

>> No.55653431

Dayum

>> No.55653513

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.55653521

Uh oh

>> No.55653532

oh jesas

>> No.55653554

I get it but cringing

>> No.55653627

>MRI review
kek

>> No.55653652

Maybe it really is more confidential?
Though Bettel surely knows more than the rest.

>> No.55653656

altare’s MRI review ToT

>> No.55653686

>got scammed out of 100$ buying MREs

>> No.55653709
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WHO SCAMMED MY NIGGA

>> No.55653718

>$100 on an MREs that never came
Yikes

>> No.55653783

Altventurers… is Altare kind of… you know…?

>> No.55653827

>>55653783
a dumb cringe child?
yes

>> No.55653837

He's taking suggestions

>> No.55653845

>>55653783
Retarded yeah

>> No.55653855

I have a fuckton of spare MREs (yurop edition), how do I get them to leader?

>> No.55653866
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>>55653783
Perfect yeah!

>> No.55653883

>>55653855
Feed them to him in person at anime impulse

>> No.55653893

>>55653855
Fedex? Also spit on them first for added flavor!

>> No.55653952

>>55653855
If you scam him, I will initiate the RAPESTORM and make the average Vesoji experience look harmless

>> No.55653957

>>55653855
why do you have "a fuckton" of spare mres...

>> No.55654074
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>>55653952
Wouldn't dream of it.
>>55653957
You know. Reasons.

>> No.55654176

>>55654074
I think we got an autistic prepper nigga here

>> No.55654345

I bet Altare's head must be really slimy after that Altventurer hops off his head

>> No.55654402
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A FUCKING

>> No.55654513
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>>55653783
a retard? yes. but I love him with all my heart and his last one brain cell.

>> No.55654533

>TOILET PAPER! :D
why was he so happy

>> No.55654665

owari da

>> No.55654776

Is he gonna whip out his official sprite

>> No.55654793

>>55653226
Amen

>> No.55654819

>>55654776
That's kind of cool actually

>> No.55654869
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Nice

>> No.55654883
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>>55654074
Imagine if this guy was SteveMRE himself

>> No.55655011

We need to see moar of the Tempus boys sprites

>> No.55655120

Is bravely default a good game

>> No.55655249

>>55655120
Yes, it's very good.

>> No.55655258

How was Axel's Pikmin stream? Did he like the game or did he get bored of it and turn it into zatsu like most of his other games lately?

>> No.55655339

Oh so they can look at the fan server

>> No.55655472

>>55655258
unironically enjoy it more than he expected, he did go on a tangent when watching a GBA SP but that's about it, the recurrent bit was he seeing the pikmin as Axelotls

>> No.55656114

D&D...

>> No.55656128

D&D…

>> No.55656166
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55656166

This makes me want to ryona him more. If one of you bitches got his m&g, please dress up in a juri cosplay lol

>> No.55656200

>hydration check!
>posture check!
Why is this so common in chats? I feel like I'm in a daycare.

>> No.55656206

Chat is really trying to evoke Nostalgia on Altare today

>> No.55656254

>>55656114
>>55656128
Now kiss

>> No.55656259

chat wants him to mention tempus dnd so bad.

>> No.55656290

>>55656114
>>55656128
Roll a d20 to kiss homies

>> No.55656349

I know, I know. Vesper went to Ukraine to volunteer for their foreign detachment.

He's currently plastered under the treads of a T-80.

>> No.55656397

if only vesper wasn’t a fucking sperg who decided to avoid altare for six fucking months. we could have gotten more D&D

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>>55656290
O-oh...

>> No.55656450
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>>55656166
But you are complaining you dumb clown.

>> No.55656518

>>55656417
MY GOODNESS, YOU WHOOOOOOOORE

>> No.55656567

>>55656397
Right, its not the well known petty Leader that was doing the avoiding.

>> No.55656655

>>55656567
they're both grudge holding retards

>> No.55656815

they finished the first DnD campaign tho? and Ves and Mag were focusing on one shots with the girls for a while

>> No.55656838

>>55656567
altare is petty, but he sure as hell wasn’t avoiding every single fucking group collab

>> No.55656840

>>55656450
Fuck I need domineering female inserts x Bettel fics now. Just kicking him in the ribs and riding that whimpering fuck after tying him up with his own whip...

>> No.55656858

uuuuuuuu predebut discord messages....

>> No.55656913

He sounded sad bros...

>> No.55656929

>>55656200
Because it's easy to forget about things that you should be doing when you're stuck in the mires of your routine.
Unironically, the little shit happens to be the things that matter most.
Back pain sucks and it takes one instance of it to ruin your life for days. Even if you have perfect posture, you still need to move around while sitting. Even then, you still have to get up and move your limbs every now and then and/or do stretches to keep yourself from getting muscle pain.
People forget to drink water until it becomes a problem. Being dehydrated fucks you up a lot. Hope you dont have a predisposition for kidney stones because kidney stones are becoming an increasing problem, especially for people under 20.

>> No.55656966

His luck is way too high lmfao

>> No.55657034
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Ripping and tearing through yer asshole and you can't do anything about it

>> No.55657165

sasuga reading comprehension

>> No.55657248

>>55656838
I know most fags /here/ dont watch Aniki, but he literally told Vesper to not come and to take care of himself. He even said that he was glad Vesper didnt show.

>> No.55657355

>>55657034
>Raping anything everything that moves
WHORE

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>>55656913

>> No.55657472

>>55657428
kek

>> No.55657584

>>55656913
I mean he is always sad, so this is normal?

>> No.55657645

>>55656567
Altare was there for all the group collabs. Meanwhile Vesper was busy ghosting everyone including Axel. Just accept that grandpa is a menhera who needs his meds.

>> No.55657739

>>55656349
is vesper actually ukrainian?

>> No.55658001
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https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1689280129481003008

>> No.55658008

IT'S OVER

>> No.55658035

>>55656929
Maybe it's because I already bother to do my own basic self care that it's a pet peeve to have strangers constantly trying to coddle so they can pat themselves on the back for it.

>> No.55658039

>>55657645
>>55657248
At least read the thread first.

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>>55658001

>> No.55658043

announcement today

>> No.55658088
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>>55658041

>> No.55658126
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>>55658088

>> No.55658152

>>55658043
yesterday

>> No.55658175
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>>55658126

>> No.55658227
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>>55658175
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1689282378160623616

>> No.55658229

>>55658088
Something about this person's handwriting makes me think that Korean is their first language.

>> No.55658257

>>55653197
vesper in altare's clothing is weird yet cute

>> No.55658326

>>55658229
She's an HK, so probably chinese

>> No.55658382

>>55658229
I have found them and seem to have been incorrect.

>> No.55658515

Is there anyway to track your live chat messages across streams? Someone posted one for Flay when Bettel called out his alt account.

>> No.55658585

He is going to learn your time zone. You fools. You utter fools. I hope your holes are lubed

>> No.55658725

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqyEMzzzxRs
HAKKA IS NOT ON THE TELLY BECAUSE JUNGLE ISPs FUCKING SUUUUUCK

>> No.55658771

>>55658585
we can trade pokemon cards before or after ToT

>> No.55658918

>>55656397
>>55657645
let me guess vesper ruined tempus unity and tanked their ccv too right??

>> No.55658935

>I'll never reach 30
>sad face toggle

>> No.55659088
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we're getting a sc reading for today's clown content, i hope he'll be funny at least

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>>55658918
literally the same old falseflagging posts. at this point i just assume theyre bots that go off whenever the words DnD, podcast and new outfits are mentioned because they come like clockwork

>> No.55659268

The boys sure are cute. I enjoy watching these bros do bro stuff. Together. As bros.

>> No.55659328

>>55659177
Didn't think the niggersanji bot was still up lmfao

>> No.55659341

>>55659268
GAY

>> No.55659428

I want to feed Altare a blueberry pie

>> No.55659499
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>> No.55659537

>>55657355
He'll rape non moving things too, like your corpse

>> No.55659549

He's tired of management kek

>> No.55659588

Announcement? Incoming.

>> No.55659589

>>55659341
I'm not gay, I just have no positive male presence in my life.

>> No.55659603

KEK Bro has had enough of management

>> No.55659607

>>55659499
hehehehehe but in a secret and mysterious way

>> No.55659672

i like how every time antis go off about "well because of vesper this thing can never happen" it implies vesper is so vital and creative to the group that the other boys are incapable of doing basic things like being a dm, asking for new outfits, or starting their own group collab projects

>> No.55659686

altare doesn't even bother hiding his dissatisfaction with the higher ups, makes me kinda nervous

>> No.55659754

Ohmonah is finally bringing my shit home

>> No.55659779

>>55659328
they never left friend

>> No.55659798
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>>55659499
come back you whore

>> No.55659851

>>55659686
It's part of his domination play with his managers. Soon this one will also be calling him up to suck his penis like the last one

>> No.55659951

I think Altare would enjoy Lost Branch of Legend.

>> No.55660113

>>55658515
Oh hey, that was me. Here it is. Sadly it’s dying soon, so if anyone else has a replacement, I’d love it too.

https://wesave.chat/

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>>55659686
>altare
>management

>> No.55660163

Here we go again

>> No.55660188

Is it just me or has this thread become so much slower Since Advent debuted?

>> No.55660195

>>55659754
did you just summon her

>> No.55660242
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>>55659268
Like hugging?

>> No.55660255

>>55659499
Cute <3

>> No.55660307

>>55660188
One can only doom post for so long.

>> No.55660318

>>55660188
Not really, it always varies depending on time of day and who's streaming

>> No.55660344

>ohmonah merch shilled
>go to the site to hover over buy button for Leader hoodie again
>small size is sold out again
My wallet is once more spared.

>> No.55660375

>>55660188
It's morning in the US on a workday. It's always slow around this time.

>> No.55660379

>>55660344
I got small and medium hoodies and the size difference isn't that noticeable!

>> No.55660403
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https://twitter.com/satsumagmo/status/1689297111798759424

>> No.55660422

>>55660188
It's the suspension if anything, threads bleed regular posters during situations like that.

>> No.55660440

>>55653855
Send him some Spanish ones.

Top tier stuff.

>> No.55660451

>>55660403
Now wait just a second

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>>55660403
Inshallah they will /become/ tempura soon

>> No.55660523

kek cute

>> No.55660524

>>55660242
I wish they'd hug me... Not Altare. Not sure about Bettel. Shinri might feel a little weird.

>> No.55660600

I'm watching leader and this thread but I haven't felt like posting since the hiatus

>> No.55660606

>>55660524
ToT

>> No.55660716

>>55660403
THEY'RE ALIVE

>> No.55660737

Can you still receive menshi gifts from users you block?
Because I've been holding off on some concernfag paypigs.

>> No.55660815

>>55659686
He's probably mad about his guitar menshis

>> No.55660955

So much deep Hakka lore being dropped today

>> No.55661018

>>55660955
the nazi thing?

>> No.55661030

>>55660955
Idk if I'd call it lore lmao...

>> No.55661065

>>55660955
I didn't even see him RPing in prechat kek

>> No.55661290

Guys, bad news.

Management had finally figured out exactly how they wanted to word the announcement, and they printed it out onto a single piece of paper with their 1980s Japanese printer at Cover Corp HQ, instead of saving it to the hard drive, presumably to save disk space. However, they lost it at some point during on their mandatory late night bar crawl, and have been unable to locate it, despite visiting every bar in the area again, including ones they're pretty sure they didn't even go to that night.

They are currently requesting permission from higher tiers of management to attempt to rewrite the document, and also permission to use the one computer in the office with a dual core processor, which might expedite the process. As a backup, they are also requesting to use the computer they originally used to write the document, as their permissions for that computer expired while they were out drinking. Given that this is considered an emergency situation, some restrictions have been eased, and they will likely be able to complete it in less than six months.

>> No.55661317

>>55659537
Kowai WHORE

>> No.55661399
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Is he OK?

>> No.55661502

eating like an anime boy

>> No.55661527

>>55661290
I hope they fax it out to all Hololive members.

>> No.55661544

>management sent magni and vesper their termination papers via fax machine
>neither of them owns a fax machine and are currently unaware they've been let go

>> No.55661547

that's too many bananas

>> No.55661579

Blue menace is gonna overdose on potassium

>> No.55661598
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>it's coming home
>it's coming home
>it's coming, Magni's coming home
>it's coming home
>it's coming home
>it's coming, Vesper's coming home

>> No.55661613

he's so dumb ToT

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>> No.55661690

>>55660403
>deep frying on low heat

>> No.55661722
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What in the world is an NPC stream?

>> No.55661730
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>>55661621
jester love!

>> No.55661851

>>55653883
>in person
Anon...

>> No.55661879

>>55661722
some zoomer tiktok thing but I have no idea besides that

>> No.55661882

>>55661722
https://youtu.be/aw62bZic1XE

>> No.55661929

>>55661851
Anon you know damn well Leader would play into the bit and pretend to eat them through the screen.

>> No.55662018

>>55661882
I'm even more confused now.

>> No.55662019

>>55661882
I think I get it even less now to be completely honest.

>> No.55662056

>>55661929
He would actually eat them through the screen, to the confusion and bewilderment of everyone present, including himself

>> No.55662059

>>55661929
At that point I'd like to know who will cringe more, Altare who pretend to get fed or impulse anon who try to fed lcd screen in a booth

>> No.55662104

>>55661882
How in the fuck are twelve thousand people watching that

>> No.55662114

>Yagoo likes Shelter
Normie....

>> No.55662173

>>55662018
>>55662019
Apparently, such streamers imitate NPC behaviour from shitty mobile games, with their one-liners and wobbling png animation.
Why do they do this? Why it's popular? Bites me.

>> No.55662182

>>55662114
It's the most anime song

>> No.55662209

>>55660188
Doomposting tourists finally fucked off.

>> No.55662317

I miss Vesper Noir, the Resident Scholar of Guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English.

>> No.55662332

>>55662173
To be fair, I remember my friend and I losing our shit over
>badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom IT'S A SNAKE

>> No.55662346

>>55662173
i think it's like baby sensory videos but for adolescent people idk

>> No.55662377
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>BG3 with the boys never

>> No.55662391

>>55662332
I wish I could go back to those simpler times.

>> No.55662423

>>55662317
I miss him too. It's going to be a month of no streaming or anything soon. Silence. Complete silence from both Magni and Vesper. And I know Magni's roommate is active but that is even more concerning.

>> No.55662426

>>55662332
At the very least badger was funny. It's a weebl classic.
These NPC streams are just sad.

>> No.55662450

>>55662377
Thank fucking God for that
Playing CRPGs in multiplayer is absolutely god awful

>> No.55662467

>>55662377
Magni and Vesper will be back by the time they get perms

>> No.55662492

>>55662173
i know its a fetish to some, like they like the control of people or something similar to that

>> No.55662521

>still no news on Vesper and Magni
what the fuck is hololive doing

>> No.55662581

im back where the fat virgin ojisans at >:D

>> No.55662582

>>55662521
probably sleeping rn

>> No.55662634

>>55662521
it's 1am in Japan what do you expect
we'll get the later today when they get to work

>> No.55662707

>>55662450
Larian's games are literally built for it.

>> No.55662719

I appreciate how Leader makes anime noises when things attack him in games.

>> No.55662737

>>55662450
Isn't BG 3 is just 5e game engine with some extra tweaks? Meaning you could do custom D&d campaign with other people in that game?

>> No.55662834

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>> No.55662866

>>55662719
How would he know anime noises if he was a manga reader?

>> No.55662880

>JP management keeps faxing EN management instructions, but doesn't know that there are no fax machines in America.
>EN doesn't know why it's not getting instructions, and has been winging everything it's done from the very start.
>One day Omegay tries to investigate, and finds Cover's operations manuals, which speak of an ancient technology called The Fax Machine.
>Follows the instructions and tries to fax himself to Japan to ask them directly.
>Misdials the number, and is lost forever to the void.
I never liked him, but did he really deserve it?

>> No.55662923

Dilate Noir Vesper

>> No.55662969

Deck building games are such a niche, why is he playing this

>> No.55662985

>>55662923
Is he getting new glasses?

>> No.55663028

>>55662985
SRS

>> No.55663057

I kinda wanna know how will Shinove handle a real holostars EN. Maybe in alternate timeline

>> No.55663081

>>55662985
No, a new """vagina."""

>> No.55663106

>>55663081
stop stealing my jokes faggot

>> No.55663121

>>55662104
For one thing, any #s on TikTok can be taken with a massive salt shaker of salt as the whole mess is wildly botted and using blown up fake numbers

But there are real people donating money with those sticker reaction things. By people I mean there are real 13 year old boys with parent's credit cards that want to hear an amateur porn star react to stuff for money bc it gets them sexually excited to be noticed by her

>> No.55663176

>>55663106
What joke? Excessive quotation marks?

>> No.55663211

>>55663176
that too

>> No.55663230

>>55660188
I see what you are implying catalognigger, go back.

>> No.55663260

>>55663211
>"""that too""""

>> No.55663292

>>55662969
because its fun and not everyone is a numberfag like you

>> No.55663341

>>55662737
More or less yes. There's going to be slightly less freedom and some more gamification than just straight up playing dnd where the literal only limit to gameplay is your imagination, but otherwise it's a very fun way to play a DnD-like that would be much better for a vtuber stream

>> No.55663399

>>55662923
ToT vesper bussy

>> No.55663449

>>55663399
You don't dilate a bussy.

>> No.55663457

>>55663121
>you must be 18 yrs old to enter this pornsite(y/n)
>"I guess I couldn't access it. Well back to watching tiktok girls again, maybe if I pay they will let me see their boobs"
I fear for next generation

>> No.55663493

>>55663449
his is abnormally tight so he has to

>> No.55663665
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55663665

I MISS NOWA

>> No.55663760

>Aaalrighty
but you're half way through a run...

>> No.55663836

>>55663665
be careful vesoji, there are predators in this thread

>> No.55663869
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55663869

>> No.55663900

>>55662880
I'd like to imagine that the EN office has a locked room that nobody has ever found the key, and every so often they hear a weird rhythmic shrill chirping sound

>> No.55663903

>>55662581
in hiding unfortunately we asserted our dominance too strongly

>> No.55663927

>>55663836
im a veshounen stop trying to touch me hag

>> No.55663999

Is he beating the game now?

>> No.55664029

>>55663927
hey aha... wanna watch macross f as i autistically explain its cultural impact on vocaloid and anime... ahaha i promise i wont hurt you...

>> No.55664089
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55664089

>>55663869
Can't believe this whore chose a younger 2.0...talent wasted...

>> No.55664110

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1689311177451724800

>> No.55664192

>>55662581
The fat Vesoji love posts are tempting me to soc post and send a pic myself wearing a vesper shirt and lifting it up to reveal my hairy chubby belly

>> No.55664196
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>>55664029

>> No.55664226

Things are going too well

>> No.55664271

>>55664110
Advarcher seems like a nice guy (and a great artist).

>> No.55664273

>>55664192
actual camwhore christ

>> No.55664295

I belib

>> No.55664308
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55664308

>>55664192
do it for him, vestie. make sure to have a good meal before taking the pic

>> No.55664312

>>55664273
All vesties are whores.

>> No.55664409
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>>55664192
As an old Vesoji and former Vesoji council member (expelled for totally unfair reasons) I advise you NOT TO DO IT. Respect yourself

>> No.55664428

My butthole is clenched...

>> No.55664464

Easy win for Leader

>> No.55664483

rngesus please

>> No.55664515
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>>55664029
You wouldn't a hairy skinnyfat vesoji right

>> No.55664516

Holy fuck

>> No.55664545

HE DID IT?

>> No.55664551
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55664551

HE DID IT

>> No.55664567

HE DID IT

>> No.55664594

>vesojis are so intoxicated on positive interactions that they're considering /soc/ pandering
brotubers... what happened to you...?

>> No.55664612

THAT'S MY LEADER

>> No.55664623

HAPPY GO LUCKY

>> No.55664638
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55664638

YATTA

>> No.55664717

>>55664638
leader cute

>> No.55664741

>>55664638
he looks content

>> No.55664748

>>55664192
DO IT! DOIT FOR THE VESTIE HAGS!!!!!

>> No.55664770

kek

>> No.55664831

Seeing the beta art is nice lol

>> No.55664832

>>55664594
Whores, just like their oshi. It's actually kinda cute, chu~

>> No.55664897

KEK

>> No.55665000

>>55664192
Don't give in to the vesfems

>> No.55665007
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>>55664832
Slander and lies. Back in my days the real perverts were the magmites. Many of us are still respectable and pure, hence our powers.

>> No.55665120

>>55664271
I unfollowed him when he retweeted doxxmite shit

>> No.55665162

>>55664638
Lol, that smirk

>> No.55665208

>>55665007
but you just stripped another oji of his powers yesterday... it's almost like you want the ojipocalypse to happen....

>> No.55665223
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55665223

>>55664594
Vesojis are very weak to any kind of positive interaction, especially from a perceived female.
They're the type of people who would knowingly get catfished just to have someone to talk with.

>> No.55665272

>>55665223
i want that pillow so bad.

>> No.55665291

>>55664594
A lot of us grew up without a good support structure/loving family so we turn to whatever means we can for validation of self worth

>> No.55665372
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55665372

>>55664594
>>55664832
I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO GET WITH MY VESOJI FRIEND ALREADY HE'S BEEN SINGLE FOR NEARLY 4 DECADES OF HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE'S TOO SHY AND ANXIOUS AND AUTISTIC TO MAKE A MOVE ON WOMEN AND INSTEAD KEEPS FALLING IN LOVE WITH KRONIES FROM /∞/ IS THAT SO BAD

>> No.55665386

rratmanagement forgot about Magni and Vesper

>> No.55665400

boys are at their cutest when they spill their spaghetti and are vulnerable see bettel

>> No.55665436
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>>55665400
Well fuck you cracked my preferences in men

>> No.55665452

>>55665372
>kroniis
I THOUGHT YOU FAGGOTS WERE IRONICALLY VESRONI SHIPPERS THIS SHITS REAL?

>> No.55665467

>>55665400
bettel is a strong and independent entertainer

>> No.55665504
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55665504

>>55665467
Bettel is built for rape

>> No.55665511

JWU
Announcement?

>> No.55665534

>>55665291
would still rather simmer in my lonely misery forever than turn to nympho 4chan whores but thats just me

>> No.55665579

>>55665534
the last brotuber left

>> No.55665581

>>55665534
R

>> No.55665600

>>55665534
A

>> No.55665610

>>55665534
W

>> No.55665618

>>55665534
true. whenever the thought comes to mind I always think of that one girl that got decaptiated by a 4chan schizo

>> No.55665632

>>55665511
Yes.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1680662894520803328

>> No.55665640

>>55665534
D

>> No.55665646

>>55665534
R

>> No.55665647

>>55665511
No official announcement yet but during a stream earlier Altare dropped a hint that you lost the game you stupid fucking idiot

>> No.55665685
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55665685

>>55665647
RUDE
>>55665632

>> No.55665797

>People still superchatting Altare about Vesper/Magni

>> No.55665853

>>55665797
I've only seen the one that happened today

>> No.55665874

>>55665581
>>55665600
>>55665610
>>55665640
>>55665646
>RAWDR
exactly why i will never succumb to you retards

>> No.55665877
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55665877

I want to poke Bettel with a sharp stick

>> No.55665935

>>55665853
There was one about a week ago and then a few just after they disappeared. He didn't acknowledge any of them unlike today though

>> No.55665953

>>55665874
CHUUUUUU~

>> No.55665999

>>55665935
did he say anything today or just told them to fuck off? i don't watch him

>> No.55666009

>>55665935
That makes sense

>> No.55666018

>>55662707
>>55663341
Multiplayer CRPGs only work if both players are actually on the same page with how they want to play the game

>> No.55666029

>>55665797
oh noo Altare is getting money while having the option to ignore nosy idiots the horror

>> No.55666064
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55666064

>>55662581
Wait, was being a virgin a requirement for the grooming?

>> No.55666139

I feel sufficiently shamed/woken up to reality to no longer desire showing my belly for femvestie attention. Thank you to the more sane ones among us, Vesper's absence is affecting me

>> No.55666153

>>55666064
ojisan start changing your filenames youve gone from allowing your tits to be squeezed to openly expressing that you're a slut with experience

>> No.55666168
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55666168

>>55666064
Only if you want to be a wizard...If not, you are simply a low-level vesoji.

>> No.55666183

>>55666153
Who said I never change them?

>> No.55666205
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55666205

Drank another Brisk. This shits disgusting wtf

>> No.55666250

i miss vesmachischizo

>> No.55666269

>>55666205
brisk is a corn syrup drink idk how bettel inhales this shit

>> No.55666278

What are the chances that vesper and magni debut as new boys in tempus

>> No.55666338

>>55666029
Yes I'm sure the annoyance is very worth the $2

>> No.55666370
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55666370

oh the virgin vesoji tummies...hairy...fat...must squish and lick

>> No.55666368
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>> No.55666374

>>55666250
The one that put those cute images and said "Vesmachi love"? I miss answering him with the same retouched images...

>> No.55666373

>>55666250
which one

>> No.55666395

>>55666338
dunno what to say but ignore it like most of the girls know how to when they get annoying SC's

>> No.55666426

>>55666374
im still here just got really bored with them

>> No.55666435

>>55666370
>Vesojis are too fat to fly away from getting raped
Kek

>> No.55666439

>>55666373
the drawanon

>> No.55666442
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55666442

>>55666370
Back off monster!!

>> No.55666448

please stop giving fatfucks itt some weird delusion that theyre actually desired

>> No.55666464

>>55666373
the only one?

>> No.55666466

>>55666370
i hate that i could feel this make me wet almost instantly. i need a boy with a cute fat tummy in bed NAO

>> No.55666495

>>55666448
But funny

>> No.55666499

>>55666466
>the bed breaks

>> No.55666514

>>55666448
Vesojis are all built for rape.

>> No.55666560

Guys, I got Kafka

>> No.55666595

>>55666499
financial devastation aside, that's so fucking hot
it also actually happened to me once except it was the guy's bed kek so technically my tiny ass broke it

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55666600

>>55666560
Congrats, I'm making do with just porn of her.

>> No.55666602

>>55666435
UWOHHHH FLIGHTLESS VESOJI CANT ESCAPE FROM HORNY VESTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.55666641

>>55666448
fatties are cute if they take care of their face/still have a full head of hair

>> No.55666671

>>55666560
ok? and i am Natasha, an Underworld doctor. Feeling sick?

>> No.55666679

>>55666560
i lost my 50/50 while watching leader

>> No.55666721

>>55666448
i want a fat boytoy i can hump everynight anon! its not a delusion!

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55666729

>>55666370
Do women really?

>> No.55666747

>>55666560
i she good. im thinking if i should pull or save for the dragon faggot, i like his horns

>> No.55666746

>>55666560
fuck you I still haven't got her happy for you though

>> No.55666760

>>55666560
grats on getting not scathatch

>> No.55666806
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55666806

Stop posting disgusting shit unrelated to tempus here, holy fuck

>> No.55666810

>>55666729
if vesper can why can't women

>> No.55666852

>>55666729
Oh that shit would ripple like pond water disrupted by a boulder if I gave it a big ass slap kek, I should slap his backside too

>> No.55666860

/mans/ - cam, alternative, meetup, & honkai impact general

>> No.55666867
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55666867

>>55666514
>>55666602
How out of control and wickedness. You can tell that the passage of time without a master degenerates the most corruptible minds. Some of us remain faithful to the old ways ... be strong brothers.

>> No.55666876

>55666729
I'm going to vomit.

>> No.55666878

>>55666600
cute slime

>> No.55666895

>>55666806
it's dead hours, quiet before i rape joker scars into your clown mouth

>> No.55666901

Never have i been happier to have lost weight and gained a six pack, I am now safe from being lusted after by femvesties.

>> No.55666934

>>55666867
Im gonna braid that beard and put glitter in it nigger

>> No.55666968

>>55666901
pics or it didn't happen

>> No.55666983

ABDL Altare. lets discuss this

>> No.55667003

>>55666901
100% fatter than the other Vesojis in this thread

>> No.55667007

>>55666983
Please just come back, Magni

>> No.55667043

>>55666983
no

>> No.55667051

>>55666983
magni...

>> No.55667073

>>55666852
Nah that looks like a hard beer belly. That shit won't move.

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55667081

>>55666729
fuck yes dude

>> No.55667095

>>55666983
I am afraid to ask but what is ABDL?

>> No.55667113

>>55666747
I think she's supposed to be good, I just rolled with my dick and hope the meta comes along with it.

>> No.55667126

Someone save Hakka.

>> No.55667127

>>55667095
adult baby diaper lover

>> No.55667129
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>>55667073
Ah, so I need more force

>> No.55667172

>>55667127
Oh...why?!

>> No.55667178

>>55666983
Shinri and Vesper being Altare's daddies...he gets two completely different experience with both daddies...

>> No.55667212

>>55667172
Some niggas weren't beat hard enough as children

>> No.55667233
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55667233

>>55666729
HOTT HOT HOOOOT being prone boned by a fat vesoji with a hairy gut and I can feel his wobbly tummy slapping on my back as he humps me!

>> No.55667234
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55667234

"Come on, fuck me harder you coward."

>> No.55667246

>>55667172
coping mechanism for the stresses of adulthood from what i read

>> No.55667272
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55667272

...

>> No.55667319

Since this shithole has existed for about a year now, do you guys have any favorite /mans/ posts?

>> No.55667326
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55667326

>>55667272

>> No.55667354

If magnoir come back this week I will post a tit

>> No.55667382

>>55666560
Me again.
I did a 10 roll on the light cone banner and got it.
/mans/ is a good luck charm.

>> No.55667392

>>55667319
i liked that time /MANS/ pretended that Vesper was streaming during his suspension arc last year

>> No.55667412

>>55667319
the original bizarro mans post

>> No.55667443

>>55667354
please post only if you're male.

>> No.55667464

>>55667354
please post if you are female

>> No.55667471

>>55667319
Not really. I don't like ritual posting

>> No.55667473

>>55667319
The anus post was really cute

>> No.55667579

>>55667319
recently, the trainshitter compilation, don'thave it saved though.

>> No.55667586
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55667586

>>55667319
There certainly are posts here I remember.

>> No.55667591

>>55666983
i think abdl doesn't really match him. is there a name for ageplay where he gets to be a little older

>> No.55667653
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>> No.55667658

Shinri being Vespers daddy and forcing him to wear diapers and Shinri spanking him because he is a little bratty boy that disobeys too much!!! ^o^

>> No.55667688

>>55666370
>be vesoji
>not virgin
>not fat
sorry whores

>> No.55667726

>>55667658
ok

>> No.55667728

>>55667688
Still rapeable

>> No.55667759

>>55667319
I liked the constant switching between bros-fujo during active-dead hours. Now the line has been blurred so much, the fujos started to preying on the bros instead

>> No.55667844
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55667844

>had a dream that magni and vesper came back from hiatus

>> No.55667847

>>55666671
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>> No.55667913

>>55667759
It is a very interesting theory. I remember more than one combat against the fujos, what a time those were.

>> No.55667923

>>55667844
I actually had a dream that Magni tweeted art of him and wrote "Hello my little mags"

>> No.55667924

>>55667688
>he thinks he can consent

>> No.55667938

Damn hakka chatted for a while huh....

>> No.55667978
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>> No.55667990

>>55666205
How Shinri must have suffered for that Freaky Friday bit...

>> No.55668081

>>55667759
Tempus fujos have become so much more horny it's hilarious to me. I go on twitter and girls I had no idea were fujos because they never post anything about it are retweeting, liking and even making gay shit nowadays. I wonder what shifted.

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55668093

>>55667728
>>55667924
impotent

>> No.55668126

>>55666983
excuse you, altare is too old to wear diapers. he is an 11 year old boy and would much prefer a juice box and a trip to the aquarium, thanks!

>> No.55668140
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55668140

>>55668093
You have a butthole

>> No.55668203

>>55667319
Axel found lurking here during the zomboid stream and the thread losing it

>> No.55668210

>>55667978
oh no, he's the size of jay r now!
[spoilers]guys, the joke is that jay r is seven millimeters tall[/spoiler]

>> No.55668218

>>55667319
axmag fujo post. I miss them ToT

>> No.55668219

that fat vampire nigga needs to come back already so you guys can stop acting like cringe groomers itt

>> No.55668220

>>55666983
Magni, come on already...enough is enough.

>> No.55668242
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55668242

>>55668210
Jobbing ass nigger ahahaha

>> No.55668267

>>55668210 (me)
fuck my life i cannot get this blazed during the day. w/e it's funnier this way

>> No.55668301

>>55667319
AxelotlPrime always brightens up my day

>> No.55668316
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55668316

>>55667319

>> No.55668335

>>55668140
i feel like ive seen this artstyle

>> No.55668373

>>55668316
i forgot about this one jesas

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55668405

>>55667923

>> No.55668464

>>55668218
Man I miss those too... I'm still holding out for a kintama bro collab since Axel said that he misses them

>> No.55668479
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55668479

>>55667319
Also someone taking the time to accurately transcribe this.

>> No.55668495
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55668495

fuck

>> No.55668506
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55668506

>>55668140

>> No.55668557

>>55668495
>ISRAEL
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.55668584

My ohmonah and valentines merch is arriving at the same time and paying customs hurts

>> No.55668597

>>55668495
Wtf is Tavis Bagel?

>> No.55668684

>>55668495
timetravelleranon...

>> No.55668728

>>55668316
>>55668479
same

>> No.55668756

>>55668316
wait, is the end goal here peanut butter snuff or like, is he expected to survive and receive aftercare? perrrhaps some jelly to rehydrate him slightyl

>> No.55668796

>>55668219
but its fun being a fat ugly bastard sex pest in a hentai doujinshi...

>> No.55668807

>>55668756
These are questions that only peanutbutteranon can answer...

>> No.55668813

Without the japanese way to say it, their names sound way too goofy like Altare Regis, Bettel Gavis or Dezmond Magni. I think the ones that sound okay is Hakka and Shinri since they have japanese-like names.

>> No.55668832

>>55668807
damn......

>> No.55668930

>>55668796
>Ugly bastard gets bullied and sexually harassed by crazy women

>> No.55668946

>>55668756
>jelly
Heresy

>> No.55668977

>>55668813
I mean, a big portion of why the names sound extra weird that way is probably 'cause your used to it being the way they currently are
>>55668946
okay, sorry...

>> No.55669002

>>55666205
brisk AND girl scout cookies which are pretty much just sugar themselves. it's sugar in two forms. liquid and solid. only thing left is for bettel to huff cotton candy and he'll consume sugar in all three different states of matter.

>> No.55669137

>>55667990
Shinri's stream really was the best of those
Him opening a new can of brisk every 5 minutes and struggling to eat girl guide cookies was hilarious

>> No.55669352
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55669352

Hakka was very cute today, i love that bird

>> No.55669420

>>55669137
"Mmm...Brisk..my favourite..."
https://youtu.be/lfBiuHTLJ4c?t=615

>> No.55669649

>>55669352
My wife so beautiful!! (°▽°)

>> No.55669663

>>55669420
Shinri was so great honestly, it's a shame Bettel didn't put as much effort into his stream

>> No.55669718

>>55669663
but he did 2 streams that day?

>> No.55669849

>>55669663
does he ever

>> No.55669878

>>55667233
Stop you're giving me ideas for my own vesoji at home ;o;

>> No.55669923

>>55669663
Yeah, I was kind of disappointed that Bettel didn't seem to be very prepared, considering how long they'd been planning it. It seemed like he barely even knew anything about Shinri's content and mannerisms.

>> No.55669949

>>55666205
Someone please introduce Bettel to Chick-fil-A sweet tea. The man once tried lukewarm moldy improperly mixed McDonald's sweet tea and then swore off all sweet tea forever

>> No.55669953

>>55669663
That was the bit

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