/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ame just wants to play goalie because she watched Shaolin Soccer.

>Gura getting Ame to talk
I love her

>Ame goalkeeper
No ball shall hit this net now

PLEASE let her release the version with lingerie to members Cover.

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love Mori!

I love Mori!

get bibood lol

KIARA LOVE

I'm late, but I have pancakes!

Is this the holofes Snyder cut?

É HORA DO FUTEBOL VAMO QUE VAMO PORRA!!!!!
BRAZIL NUMBER ONE!!!!!

SIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>55649826
Bae and Mori are a much better combo anyway hopefully those other 2 cunts don't show up and die

It is morning.

>>55649885
>>55649889
Yeah!

>>55649871
kino

Call me back when Mumei comes in, anons
I don't want to watch three Tempus collabers

>both Kronii AND Mumei are conspicuously not here yet
>they're both gonna awkwardly show up at the same time acting bashful and embarrased
THEY'RE LATE BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING

wawa

>>55649912
Yeah

>>55649871
Does minecraft have kong fu?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MUMEI AND KRONII?

WHERES THE MOOMER

In my net, scraping the turf, thriving

Kromei love!

CMON SHARKY, KICK THE BOOL

Foot + ball = Football, not Soccer
Hand + egg = Hand egg, Not Football

>>55649885
>>55649889
True

these bitches look down on the uneducated i can feel it

>>55649905
LOVE & LUST

I'm deeply offended by Mori's assumption that my retardation would not get in the way of overthinking the meaning of that timer

strawbree mention

when you touch ball, the ball in your hand

how many kiara mentions are we expecting

Those balls? Mine.

Baeby...

hey man

>>55649934
Hopefully she dies in car crash getting over to her house

>>55649857
cant wait for the advent omocat clothes

RET'S GOOO PEKOOO

>>55649947
>>55649954

strawbree

>>55649936
Sorry but Mumei already said she's busy recording today and is going straight from that to Mori's place.

>>55649973
gura doesn't she's retarded

>>55649939
cuuuuuuuuute

>>55649973
they're just like me fr fr

IMPASSABLE

i'm not trying to start shit but i can't stand moona's voice, hell luna's baby voice is miles better.

>>55649985
azuki suki

>>55649939
Cuuuuuute

>Bae drinking strawberry milk instead of alcohol
Literal child

>Zeta has to translate it for JP
>Anya not so much
HOW DAGGERISH

>>55649966
What means "soccer"? Like, its origin

>>55649966
Who gets to wear the soccs?

>>55649936
>Thinking Kronii would be embarrassed after banging Moom
She'd high five Bae after they showed a knowing look.

>>55649947
>>55649954
Cover's offices.

>>55649657
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_medalists_in_badminton#Medal_table

How are Mumei and Kronii late? It's fucking 10 pm. Why are they so useless?

>>55649905
SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwrwOJOw0ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwrwOJOw0ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwrwOJOw0ts

>only Bae and Mori
not watching
please send me a DM when Kromei shows up

When does the Inazuma eleven skills show up?

>focoosing

>>55649973
janitorbros...

peko...

surprisingly gura isn't quiet in this stream. . also fuck who let ID hold these tournament it's so fucking boring and has so many awkward moment. they should have two host with one en and one jp translator. holyfuck

Kick the balls

Mori...

>>55649947
they were too busing having a date to appear on time pls understand

>>55650002
Sorry, they're changing to Balenciaga for Advent.

>>55650032
UUUOOOOHHHH

Kick the fookin ball Gura

>>55650027
are you insinuating that there's something wrong with the princess's voice?

>>55650060
>562
holy kek again

>round object
??????????

>>55650027
You are a retard

>>55650011
>Mumei already said she's busy recording today
yeah, recording SEX

>>55650046
I ate them

*casts a spell that makes Ame speak*

Kronmei are busy having sex right now in hotel

>>55649939
ogey

>>55650060
>562
Like a mirror...

Generally unintelligent but endearing sisters

>get pekora marine and gura the top numbers for holo
>can't explain simple things
>entire atmosphere becomes awkward
>they aren't coming back again
WHY. THE FUCK. CAN'T THEY HAVE ANYA DO BOTH EN AND JP EXPLANATION AT ONCE?

What are these two dorks doing?

>>55650060
Is the Metal Gear real?

>>55650036
The word came from Britain.

>>55650077
kek

>>55650090
its weird as fuck

>>55650118
Do Kronmeifags not watch Mumei?

Why does bae love strawbrees so much

>HOLDED

They kept the BALL HOLDED lol.

Why is Kyalli panicking?

>>55650060
>562
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/qleleldhcks/status/1689253235453046784
Shiori just retweeted this picture of her with huge tits.

BANG BANG BANG BANG
KICK THE BALL KICK THE BALL
BANG BANG BANG BANG

>women
>playing football

>>55650124
Rrrrrrrrrat

BALL HOLDED

There shouldn't be any side throw, it kills the momentum, instead make it like Rocket League.

>>55650061
So true sis

>>55649973
How?

KROMEI ARE ARRIVING

>ORT with Mori

ORK chads status?

Ame holding the ball

>>55650116
IT WORKED

KROMEI APPROACHES

>>55650036
association football

>>55650133
yeah.

AME HOLDED

Kek this is jank as hell

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GO GO GO

>>55650011
Hypothetically, she and Kronii could be recording together, unless they say as much, that’s purely speculation.

HOLDED THE BALL

>holded

>>55649905
I love my cute wife

>>55650157
She loves all kind of fruits, they are basically 90% of her diet
She eats banana for breakfast, strawberries for lunch and pickles for dinner

>holded

>kicks ball into Towa so hard it warps causality to cause a goal
Pekora is cheating...

Bae is literally like a child

>>55650166
She also commented
Based titty enjoyer, flat lives don't matter

>>55650036
it was called soccer even in britain before football overtook it sometime in the 20th century then the rest of the commonwealth countries followed

>>55650060
>521
kek

>has holded the ball
(MOONA?) ESL AH AH AH
Yeah, mine

BALL HOLDED

>>55650184
>ORT with Mori
>MORT

>>55650144
if they're not together fingerblasting each others' cunts out, then why the fuck are they both absent at the same time and showing up at the same time, huh? There's no other explanation

Guys... Bae is streaming too guys...

>score 0-0
?

What if the attacker is offside?

>jw*
>ame on the telly
AAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55650129
Cry more

Lapsama my friend

GO GURA GO GURA
t. Pekora

>>55650166
I'm not sure if those are on model

I think Mori should smother Bae with her giant tits

I'm going to be honest, trying to copy real-life sports is kind of shit compared to making new ones like JP.

>>55650184
I'm glad Mori ignores Fauna and completely forgets she even exists

CMON WHITE TEAM, KICK THE BOLL

>>55650145
you're weird as fuck

>>55650053
Nobody asked, this isn't your blog

>>55650061
English and Japanese are the 3rd and 4th language for them.

>>55650225
That's a lot of Asians...

0-0
Classic

>time + 20 min
why not just start the timer at 20?

Who's winning?

How the fuck is there a circular ball in minecraft?

>>55650279
cute & smug

Where are ball physics? Why isn't it rolling?

>overlap hell
I should have done a re-watch on my own time before this.

Is Moona really eating right now?

Blue women and Ame!

>That weak goooooaaaaaalll
Bros... how sick she is? Why does she keep pushing herself this hard?

>>55650242
Mort the chicken?

GURA SAID WATSON AGAIN

>>55650265
Mori already non-consensually molested Bae with her tits last stream

>>55649871
Based

>>55650303
they're not very smart

>White: Just hit the fucking ball
Nice gameplan

they keep trying to do the long kick but they should use the smol kick more or no one's going to be able to catch up to the ball faster than then goalie

>>55650247
Sorry I don't watch clickbait, if they were not going to be there on time they should have pushed the stream to a later time

>>55649939
cuuuuuute

>Watson protect the ball!
>Okay okay!

You ever get worried your oshi might secretly hate you?

>>55650282
Take your own advice

>>55650268
She talked about her a bunch last night though

KYALLI AND BAE CUTE

>>55650316
purple women can't go more than an hour without eating

GOOO PEKOOOOOOOOO

>>55650247

>>55650090
nah luknight, i can actually fall asleep to her voice so it's all good.

YAGURA COMEON

>>55650353
This implies my oshi cares enough about me to hate me.

>>55650284
A worthy sacrifice, after the culling the average cup in Asia will be Noel's one.

>>55650061
Forgot your avatar there, greenturd

This football game is actually pretty fun once it gets going

YAGURA
KAMON KAMON

Kobo is the only one in this entire collab who I can imagine actually watching and cheering fervently for a futebol match.
She just SOUNDS like "the futebol girl", you know?

Kronii and Mumei are lost they don't know how to get to Mori's place.

throw ins are causing massive lag on pecor's client lol

>>55650268
Fakebeat, she talked about Fauna on her latest members stream.

Bae and Mori actually have such a older/younger sister aura next to each other

>>55650353
She doesn't know you exist

AME HOLDED THE BALL

>fags were hoping for more Gurame
>got GuraPeko instead
kek

>>55650129
nice try teamate

How long until Kobo does the SIIIIUUUUUU

Now no one will be confused by who's talking and there will be no backseating.

AME HOLDED THE BALL

I got a ball you can hold ame

why are Mori's headphones too thick to use?

BALL HOLDED

Pegor...

Kyalli and Bae are gonna wait for the other two it seems

>>55650386
>I fucking hate xXxHell666xXx

>>55650360
You have no clue what you're talking about

>>55650423
are we watching the same stream SHE JUTS MENTIONED WATSON AGAIN

WHAT IS THIS SHIT
WHERES THE REFEREE

KEK
HOLDED

Kobo turned into an actual Indonesian dog

>>55650353
Hello sapling

WHAT THE FUCK? THAT WAS A GOAL

watame post
new watame and ui cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKkRB5do648

>>55650353
Not particularly, no. My oshi isn't a hateful person, and I only send her nice messages.

>Get in there Watson get in there get in there get in there get in there get in there

>>55650412
They are definitely the closest myth/council relationship.

Gura: HUSTLE UP WATSON

WHY ISN'T THE REDSTONE IN LINE WITH THE FUCKING GOAL? THAT WOULD'VE COUNTED
WHO MADE THIS DOGSHIT?

>>55650412
Cute sisters

>>55650267
Keep crying

why is Luna so cringe?

Mori grinding

Why wasn't Mori practicing with the others?

Gura is in a funny mood today

Laptop can't handle her girth

THE JUNGLE
MORI IS THE JUNGLER

I hope Mori knows that Bae doesn't understand any of this pokemon terminology

Mori is gonna win this for Fauna!

PENALTIES

>Garchomp main
He's at the bottom of the tier list

wow, just like real soccer, no one fucking scores

PENALTY KICKOUT
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55650437
probably used for noise canceling in the studio

>Draw
As it should be

>>55650489
And cute!

>ends in a 0 - 0 draw
TRUE SOCCER EXPERIENCE

Ame best goal keeper.

>>55650353
Don't worry anon, they all hate us just for being here.

>>55650512
She has played LoL so she knows more than half the EN team.

pks would be hype as hell

>>55650512
Bae thought it was kakkoii

Mori is a jungler
Down there too

LET'S GO PENALTY TIME

Who is the Ngubu of Hololive?

Who has the best pubes in the Micra collab?

>>55650431
I'd love a Fuwamoco fusion outfit where they sync up and speak at the same time always.

Holy shit guys, these sport games are so high quality!

>>55650353
Nah, she just has to play it cool around me or else she'd be all over me

>>55650463

>>55650437
>>55650500

>>55650518
>>55650530
*football

i don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me lads

>>55650488
Scheduling. People with jobs dont always have free time at the same time

>>55650353
she said I abandoned her.. I didn't do shit...

>>55650530
>SOCCER

>>55650544
*a single game of LoL (The tutorial)

>>55650519
Hey it sounds like she's reading her skills unlike a certain SOMEONE at least.

Wait, they're playing with mods?

SOMEONE'S GETTING FUCKED

TOWA TOWA TOWA

GURA GURA GURA

>>55650565
yes but loop holes already. good but poorly executed

KRONMEI WILL CUM

>>55650473
Somebody tell Gura this isnt the bedroom

>GURAME

SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

TOWA TOWA TOWA

>>55650544
you mean aram

>>55650500
Unless she changed headphones recently, her daily drivers appear to be MDR-7506s which terminate to a 3.5mm unless she has the quarter inch adapter threaded on and is too fuckin goofy to realize that it's attached.

TOWA TOWA TOWA

TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA

>WATOTO

>>55650590
Based threadreader

>i'm penalty

Moom doko

>>55650571
Saw-kurr

AME GIGGLES

Gura you retard...

>>55650590
watch this post balloon into the old deadbeats v KFP timeloop

>>55650518
>Burgers only like sports with big numbers
Grim

>If they cum, they cum
Wtf Bae?

It's better to be boring right now with all the explanations than be boring later in the main event in Sunday.

Last year's ID Cup was boring because they had to explain at the main event.

>>55650500
I don't think any laptops have 1/4".You can easily get an adapter for nothing and carry it in your bag since it's small

Well that was anti-climatic

GUWABROS!?

I got here late, where is Kronii and Moom

Gura...

GURA YOU SHITTER

Gura is a jobber

>>55650661
In the bathroom

>>55650571
>>55650587
*Futball

CMON AMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55650046
Mumei said in her last stream that she’s recording from 9 AM to 9 PM the next couple days.

>>55650661
Almost there.

>>55650623
>Pechora

AMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAMEAME

>>55650661
Cumming

>They don't know penalty

GO AME GO

LET'S GO AMESSI

>>55650661
also late, but arriving soon™

CAHM OOONNNNNN AAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WTF I THOUGHT BAE IS IN ID FESTIVAL???? WHY SHE HAVING A GIRLS WATCHALONG

AME VS MARINE

>>55650661
They're getting close

AME HOLDED

What the fuck does "holded" mean? I don't know shit about soccer

AME HOLDED

AME DID IT

Kobo SCREAMING at Ame kek

>>55650661
the afterlife

Ame really likes holding balls

>>55650709
Catch

AME HOLDED

>>55650699
battle of the 150cm big boobed shortstacks

Does Marine scream or moan during sex?

>>55650650
I seriously remember nothing about last year's cup

"HOLDED" AGAIN
THIS SHIT IS RIGGED

GO!

TOWA IS TOO WIDE

My Mori is a genius!

FUCKING BULLSHIT, I'M GONNA RIOT

Bae now thinks Mori is the smartest person alive

Mori tensai?

tensai desu

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GOAL LINE? ITS SO DOG SHIT

I don't think they tested this. No one is able to score a goal

EZ SAVE

AME DID IT

I had a dream last night that I was having to bring various holos their underwear while they were sat atop a plastic throne on top of a slide and it was some kind of judging competition thing. I brought Ame hers and she had a pair; one was like a velvet purple pair of panties and the other was black and frilled. I asked her why her panties were such dark colors that didn't match her bright yellow and beige color scheme at all and she awkwardly laughed and said something like 'because they're dark like my soul underneath my sunny facade!' and then she was suddenly angry and sad and we started talking about her fucked up dysfunctional childhood. At the end of the long conversation we just sat there on the slide looking at the sunset and then gave each other a hug that ;asted a really long time. After that I as alone in my flat and for some reason had two parallel showers and left both running. Then some random zoomer looking guy with a gun had climbed into my apartment and was gonna shoot me because he was annoyed by the sound of the showers. But then I heard Ame laughing and telling me something over an intercom and I realized I was in a dream and said to the guy, "yeah but I can do THIS!" and then woke up immediately. Can any dream understanders explain wtf this means?

Was that Gura saying she couldn't choose between Ame and Marine? Cute.

Why did they make Ame the goalkeeper? If she loses it, she's just going to be more quiet even more.

can the ball even reach the goal from where they're kicking

>not a single goal
What is this?

I don't think the green kick kicks far enough to score

Hello.

WHAT IS EVEN A GOAL FOR THIS SHIT

Zeta...

Mori's PC is burning up

I keep forgetting how incredibly loud Bae is in off collabs

>>55650731
catched*

why the blue brat keep moaning

zeta...

>lag
oh nyo

>>55650661
got rape by ojisans outside its 10:30 pm now in japan

>>55650771
Soccer

This excitement isn't good for Ame's heart, she's sick, she'll have a heart attack at this rate

what happens if they didn't start after 20 minutes?

All kick are short lol

>>55650761
yep

MOONA KICKING
WHILE EATING

Bug...

>you're so small Bae
TuT Mori can rape her and she won't be able to resist

>>55650661
Late like the fuckups they are.

>>55650783
not even PC right now, just a laptop

Muna tabetai wwwww

programmer-chama...

CALLI CALLI CALLI CALLI CALLI CALLI

>they're making the ref kick
What... ?

>>55650757
THEY PUT THE REDSTONE IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING GOAL AND THE BALL CANNOT ROLL INTO IT

Moona has to kick it kek

>>55650771
I kinda think the goal line is fucked.

Now this is the jank I watch Hololive for.

>>55650353
yes, but only because i have sent DMs to her several times
but she has stayed kind and still notices me and stuff, hasnt blocked me or anything
i just hope she doesnt see me as some unhinged lunatic gachikoi
which i am, to be fair, but i dont want her to worry

>>55650776
THE WORLDS GREATEST GOAL KEEEPR

>>55650764
Ame immediately volunteered when they asked who wanted to be goalkeeper.

IDchama...

>>55650013
KEK

>>55650777

Az....

>>55650836
Because Bae isn't there

>>55650760
>I brought Ame hers
Stopped reading there

>>55650709
It should be holdeding

>>55650771
TRUE FOOTBALL EXPERIENCE

>>55650764
No you retard if she loses she will be not shut up about ping.

KRONMEI ARE HERE

>>55650760
It means you need to have sex

It's just like Harry Potter!

Who programmed this shit? Did they even test this?

I'm ready for a rewatch.

i wouldn't be able to score against this, either

i love this beta testing stream guys

And so the game ended with no one scoring anything, it's so realistic. I bet Reine would love this game.

I will never forgive them if Mumei isn't there during Bae's performance.

By headphones they mean lesbian sex

Mori has special drink (my piss)

A-CHAN EIGO MY BELOVED

ENTER
PAST A-CHAN
>>55650752
hai

Is she drinking lean

EUGENE

AME JUST SAID SOMETHING

Sounds like Mori got her sponsored wine deal

>>55650790
caught**

ogey

Azki is breaking... she's gonna cry soon...

FRIEND A ON THE TELLY

>>55650886
lmao no she won't

Group ogeyyy

>ame only speak when she's replying gura

triple ovey

>>55650902
What da Towa doing?

atleast we didint get a 7-1 game, that would hurt too much to watch

>>55650941
I think so

CONNECT THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD

can't they pay MumboJumbo for commission, who ever they pay to make this is dumb
and guess what they can't fix this because the deadline

CONECT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Moona...

>>55650777
>>55650863

Will I enjoy the CTW stream if I was at the venue?

Guys I think I'm in love with A-chan I can barely think about my oshi anymore

Nobody knows what Moona said

I'M GONNA CONNECT MY PENIS WITH THE HOLOS

Anya... no...

>Anya has to go

Anya...

MOWI ON THE TELLY

Frick Pokémon

>>55650944
AZKI is easily the most rapeable HoloJP, the Shigure Ui of hololive

Bae is such an imouto

>>55650943
nyo

WAWA!

>>55650973
Dude stop youre gonna make the brazilian shitposter sperg out

ANYA LOVE!
>Anya died on her way to her home country (Japan)

i thought moona can speak JP? also anya? what the fuck is happening lmao

where i can watch the concert faggots?

WHY IS MOONA THE ONE TO EXPLAIN? WHY NOT ANYA OR SOMEBODY WHO CAN SPEAK BOTH ENGLISH AND JAPANESE?

Well that went out with a whimper

MORI ON THE TELLY ON THE TELLY

MOWI
KIWAWA
INYA
GOOBA

>https://uniteapi.dev/p/kiwawaREAL
>https://uniteapi.dev/p/faunanas
>https://uniteapi.dev/p/11746971742577294637
>https://uniteapi.dev/p/5879748429318275313

kiara bragged on twitter that she won some games against bots and then quitted. she played a total of 7 games offline and never got past beginner rank.

meanwhile Irys played yesterday with fauna and is on expert rank already.
Ame played duos with irys offline as well and is also on expert rank.
Mori just said on stream she got to expert as well.

wtf Anya was here? That's wild

AMEEEEEE

I'll remember this kiss forever...

>>55651002
this just means A chan is your actual oshi

POKEMON LOVE

>>55650760
Uhh you're lonely or something idk

>>55651046
Anya can, Moona definately cannot.

WHO THE FUCK IS BAELZ

>>55650973
That was SO fucking great when it happened.

>>55651047
the usual place
om3tcw dot com