/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55616018
Getting penetrated my Fuwawa while giving Mococo a blowjob.

WAY too early you faggot

>OP is early
>Fuwamoco is early
THEY ARE

>>55616018
>next stream
https://youtu.be/cS_4XGXUOeg
>X
KYS

Sex with mococo and only mococo

*Sends akasupa*

FUWAWA CRUSH ME WITH THIGHS

MOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCO

>>55616676

Are we still puzzling?

https://puzzle.aggie.io/jc7PMd
SFW-ish, there's a yobai quote

>>55616779
Every night I hope to dream of Mococo

HAG
LOVE

>>55616779
I like booger-chan

>>55616870
it's late this is too many pieces ahgh

>>55616934
Mococo's mococos are too big and her tummy should be flat, please fix this.

>>55616870
is there no reference pic? also might think about spacing these out. i only like doing 1 or 2 a day personally

>>55617187
>is there no reference pic?
Preview is hidden. It's a collage.

>>55617295
BAU BAU

i'm gonna do it i'm gonna study japanese

Does anyone have the timestamp when Fuwawa said "I'm confused!" and when asked why she said "I don't know!" It was very cute and I want to hear it again.

>>55617672
https://streamable.com/nc1sq8

>>55617720
thank you

I want fuwawa to backseat, bully and abuse me.

Any of you also former GGNers?

Mococo...
https://streamable.com/zoeowd

>>55618934
I was just thinking about this again, poor moco-chan

>>55617672
>>55617720
in case anyone wants it
i'm hitting the hay, be good ruffians

did (You) do your reps today?
first JP collab could be as early as 3 weeks away

>>55619186

>>55619186
good night

i'm trying to get back into it. I'm nowhere near following a normal conversation, though

>>55619563
am i supposed to write down these squiggly lines, i can't even draw them correctly l

Which stream did they do their intro in Japanese? It was cute and I want to watch it again

>>55619186
Good night brother.

>>55619563
stopped practicing about 4 months ago and it was a mistake. Had to go over time to remember the basics again.

>>55619563
Man I wish DJT was still around. I'd like to learn, but I don't even know where to start.

>>55620079
lol nevermind, I had no idea it's still alive

I like it when the dogs get kind of bratty

>>55620079
It's still there, i'm gonna start too

>>55618793
I watched them a fair amount and liked them enough that I stopped watching because it was clear that their role there wouldn't be permanent and I didn't want to go through with losing them sooner than a normal vtuber since I knew it'd hurt too much.
When FWMC was announced I had my fingers crossed and as soon as I heard their voices I was ecstatic. Wish I had been less of a coward.

the fuwawa kissing practice post is absolutely sending me
Hope this will give you all good dreams tonight as it will to me

>>55618793
Correct term is "Travelers" but yeah I was, Started following them several months before their graduation and I didn't even knew they were gonna graduate. The discord server they had was a nice place and Eina provided post graduation updates which was nice. Their streaming schedule was hard for me to catch up since I'm a seanigger.

>>55619650
nah you won't need any writing for vtubers
I doubt either of them can write for shit either

>>55619650
>writing
How often do you hand write in English these days? You'll never need to do it in Japanese unless you move there.
What I did was used Duolingo for like a month and it was fucking USELESS, so I looked up a basic matching game where you click and drag the characters to their romaji equivalents, and would just do one row of them with a cheat sheet over and over. Then when I didn't need the cheat sheet I'd add another row. Then when I had them all down I started speedrunning it. I was able to go from knowing like 5 of them to knowing them all in like a couple hours.

JWU How was the Collab?

>>55621082
Mococo "tripped" and got a black eye, but Fuwawa is there to help her so it's okay ruffian!

>>55616018
FOR ALL BAKERS:
Here's a good (not cucked) template for next thread, and remember to get rid of the [Embed]'s, too!

Decent header edition

>Upcoming Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS_4XGXUOeg
>Most Recent Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z03Fs8FjakI
>Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch
>Twitter
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en
>Schedule
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1688578353803268096

Previous Thread >>55616018

>Debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kttt7pb5o6I

>Cover - KAIBUTSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr1EI_jYBB8
>Orisong - Lifetime Showtime (not uploaded yet)
https://files.catbox.moe/6g3oe2.mp4
>Advent Gen Song - Rebellion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

>Voice Packs
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/startingvoice_fuwawaabyssgard
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/startingvoice_mococoabyssgard
>Advent Debut Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut

>>55621082
It was nice. Nothing you need to see if you don't have tons of freetime, everyone was focused on playing the game the whole time, which they did pretty well. They had good teamwork and were mostly calm and collected the whole time. Just cute girls enjoying playing a game together.

>>55621082
Fuwawa was confused

In dog language, is calling someone a puppy basically calling them a loli?

>>55618793
I'd say any travelers that were here are ruffians, there's probably a decent little number of us hanging around still. Some of the obvious suspects like moustachebro, etc.

Honestly I'm glad they got shilled here, I never would have found them otherwise and the travelers ended up being a pretty comfy and likable fanbase. A few guys obviously on the spectrum or something, but good folk compared to most vtuber fanbases for sure.

I finally bought a replacement drawing tablet for the one I dropped.... I'm planning to draw Fuwawa spanking Mococo or should I do it the other way around?

>>55620571
The phrase "ovulating like crazy" still hurts my head, because it doesn't make any sense. Eggs don't work like that and even if they did, you wouldn't be able to tell so why?

>>55621701
>I'm planning to draw Fuwawa spanking Mococo or should I do it the other way around?
Go with the former since thats what their dynamic looks like to most people.

>>55616455
Ah, thank you! I kept hearing something like 〇〇ましたらいけるかな, but it was おし not まし.

>>55621608
At least they don't call each other bitch like that one dog in Idol did.

Sucking out Mococos soul through her Mococock!

>>55618793
They dont really want people talking about their PL (like that one dramatuber faggot)

>>55622470
I'm not looking for excuses to talk about it because I don't want to talk about it, but what evidence is there for that?

>>55617720
かわいいw

>>55621883
Don't think too much about it, it's porn logic.
Huge dicks that penetrate the deepest part of the vaginal canal is also not pleasurable, something slamming against the cervix would cause extreme pain and the list goes on

>>55621632
I did see the shill threads but so many bad chubas get shilled by groomers that I dismissed them at the time.

>>55621632
To be honest it really feels like they're the only group who still have a cult following from their PL. Then again Shiori's gang is mostly discord and Nerissa was more known for her singing than her Vtubing.

I really don't know much about Bijou's PL followers and if they followed, but they likely did.

Just started karaoke VOD the sweetness of their voices warms my soul

>>55616870
Puzzle solved!

>>55624273
gj anons

>>55621883
I could tell :/

>>55622563
I think it's just a general rule not to bring it up in chat/comments/twitter. Theyre also more devoted to their characters than other HoloEN, so it doesn't help to bring up their past

>>55621883
You also shouldn't fuck dogs but here we are, so I don't know what to tell you anon.

>>55624273
I seem to have entered just as you guys finished it. Gonna do any more today?

>>55624273
Bros... I think I figured out why Mococo's tiny paws can't reach the keys... Those paw prints are not right...

>>55624557
This, They know their previous fanbase followed them. Its more or less a common courtesy to not mention their past as they have moved on from that. Any "fans" that kept mentioning it in their chat of all places are not even real fans but some retards wanting to flex their "Muh secret info". DN is one of those retards and needs to be put down.

>>55624680
oh shi-

>>55619290
Signing up for the N2 this week

>>55620079
I did Human Japanese 1&2 + their Anki decks and a RTK deck to start and I think it was a pretty good baseline

>>55624884
I swear to god he was bullied off the internet at one point... I think it was for doxing?

- Identical twins, pretty much dependent on each other, finishing each others sentences and fetching everyday objects for each other
- Yosuga no Sora (incest anime) and other degenerate content in favourite anime list
- Girls are situationally bisexual by nature
It just makes my imagination run wild. There's no way they haven't done sexual stuff with each other in the past, if not doing it regularly in the present. And at the slim chance they haven't, Hololive/vtubing turns girls gay with 80% success rate anyway. Will we ever hear about it their romantic relationship? No. Even if they were okay sharing about such taboo subject, in their (probable) country of residence, incest in punishable by prison. Still, I can't stop imagining all the potential interactions they have in private and feeling warm and fuzzy and horny about it. It's so beautiful.

>>55621883
Dont think about it too hard just put little bau baus inside moco-chan

>>55624961
>Human Japanese 1&2

did you pay for this

>>55624633
I'm bleary-edyed and need to go to sleep soon. If you start one I'll join it but I might not finish. There were four other puzzlers in the previous round who might join you as well.
It's pretty easy to create a room. Go to https://puzzle.aggie.io/ and follow the directions.
Drag and drop and image. If you want multiple simultaneous puzzles select multiple images and then drag and drop them all at once.
Set the piece count to something reasonable like 200.
Select `randomly rotate pieces', the other two settings are a matter of preference.
Then hit `Create room'.

The timer doesn't start ticking until someone moves a piece, so there is no need to rush between creating the room and posting it in the thread.

>>55624964
Yes he had a patreon where he made posts using holodox, including Kiaras embarrassing past. The fact retards still watch him astounds me.

sex

>>55625059
they're hags and still haven't been impregnanted there's no way they haven't

>>55625142
with Mococo

>>55625142
with Fuwawa

>>55625142
with me

>>55625142
with anon!

>>55625068
Yeah, they have trial versions so you can see if you like them first, though. I think it's good to pay something up front to commit yourself to it

>>55624964
He made videos of several vtubers with their past and was uploaded behind the paywall. When people found out, he cried like a bitch in a live stream. Lets be honest here, he wasn't sorry cause he posted that. He is sorry cause he got caught for putting it behind a paywall.

>>55625335
hey it's only twenty bucks, i think i'll give it a go then

>>55625068
>>55625335(me)
For context I started and dropped pirated genki like 3 times beforehand

>>55625410
What a turbofaggot

>>55625461
I had the same sort of attitude with pirated games, it wasn't until I had an income and started paying for stuff that I was finishing vidya

>>55624223
their enka is lovely

>>55625435
Good luck ruffian.

FYI there is an officially approved companion deck on AnkiWeb but it has ordering issues. This is a fixed mirror:
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/1704372532

>>55625581
That was my favorite song by far.

>>55624223
I keep watching their VODs instead of watching anime.
I keep putting off learning japanese because the little I know and the access it gives me to japanese content makes me not want to do anything else in my life already but now FuwaMoco ruined everything.

based dogs getting anons to do their JP reps

>>55625969
An acceptable compromise.

>>55625969
i love how they keep giving them striped panties

>>55625969
This is the weirdest boner

>>55624177
/gem/ is extremely autistic about PL stuff as in just typing PL there will likely get 10 replies and make the entire thread unusable for a good half hour
which makes no fucking sense because there is nothing about her PL that is in any way bad, guess during the first days there was just a few guys there that kept discussing that instead of her new stuff

For anyone who wants to memorize hiragana + katakana in 3 hours like I did, you can go to https://djtguide.neocities.org/kana/
Select the first column (a i u e o) and keep practicing it till you memorized it. Then deselect the first column and select the second column (ka ki ku ke ko) and keep practicing it till you memorize it. Then select both columns and practice till memorized. Then do the 3rd column (sa shi su se so) by itself. Then do first 3 columns together. Then do the 4th column by itself. Then do first 4 columns together. Then do 5th column by itself. Then do first 5 columns together. Repeat this process until you are done.

>>55625969
Don't do this to me, anon.

>>55625969
weirdest boner rn

It was a good time, anons.
Good night.

>>55619290
too old to learn japanese

>>55625969
holy sex

>>55626879
Good night! And thank you to everyone who helped on the puzzle!

>>55626964
I started when I was 30 and now read raw manga every day. You're never too old if you don't have a life

>>55626964
Wrong.

I'm going to start doing my reps again too. I got filtered hard by To Heart since it's impossible to hook and my kanji skills are not up to the task.
I think I'll play Doukyuusei 2 to mine a deck and then try To Heart again after.

>>55624961
>Signing up for the N2 this week
俺も。頑張って、ラフィアン。

>>55620079
Genki Vol. 1 and 2, along with Tae Kim's Guide to Learning Japanese and the Core 2k/6k Japanese Vocabulary Anki deck got me through JLPT N3. I recommend them.

>>55622400
Hot

oh shit, Kota Hoshino confirmed as the composer for Rubicon, somehow missed this

>>55625969
I'm sickened and aroused

>>55625142
Pero paws typed this post

>>55625969
Explain Moco-chan's tummy then

>>55625969
why can't we see mococo's all the time?

>>55625969
>>55628674
>>55628707

>>55628674
>>55628707
she's adopted

>>55628790
>>55625969
Sauce?

cute!

>>55629003
https://twitter.com/Saba_Lewd/status/1689114258808991746

>>55629086
ありがとうございます

>Fuwamoco is strong Mococo is the strongest

>>55628790
I absolutely love FWMC's designs but kemonomimi girls should not have human ears and that is a hill I will die on.

>>55629213
They're literally fake. They said it themselves.

>>55629316
They didn't say they're fake, just that they can't hear with them. They're vestigial.

>>55627296
this is quite motivating as I am also 30

>>55629316
I think they said they're even removable if I'm remembering right? I just don't want to see them, give me that smooth smooth side-head.

>>55629453
No they said the opposite. Someone in chat asked if they come off.

good evening fellow fuwamockers
how was the cooking show

>>55629526
disappointment immeasurable, day ruined, etc

>>55629528
Uneventful but good. They focused on the game and got along well and did well at the game. Bijou then won 1v2 in vs mode.

>>55629035
>homewear FuwaMoco
that's the stuff

I love Chihuahua and Fuwawa

>>55629618
i'm liking fuwa's dish-washing dance

>>55627296
getting close to 30 now, part of me learning JP is because I want to learn JP. Other reason is family obligation since everyone who is below 30 are only interested with Korea, and my mother's side needed someone to be sent to Japan to reconnect with very distant relatives...for some fucking reason. Either way, I wish I spent more time learning JP back in my early 20s rather than playing Kancolle.

>>55629528
They had a cute joint intro. Bijou is really trying to meet the twins at their energy but also had a kind of awkward stumble with another dogs-can't-eat-human-food kayfabe thing (that FWMC saved in a cute way). Best FWMC collab so far I think.

>>55629316
>>55629365
So.. do they have an ear hole? Is it just a flesh wall in there?

>>55618793
I wasn’t around then to support them, but I’m here now so I’m going to make it count

>>55629838
Literally could have just asked them if they enjoyed the sweets she sent them but she got too specific and they had to style it out.

>>55629528
Mococo's spirit crumbled

>>55628852

>>55625059
I mean they've openly read eroge together. I could never feel comfortable consuming porn with another person around. Their relationship is definitely one of a kind.

>>55629838
>>55629984
I know a guy who shares a name with a famous musician. Literally every fucking person he meets makes the same joke. Because for them it's the first time they're encountering this unusual situation. But for him it's exhausting to hear the same shit on every interaction with a new person.

I think FWMC's kayfabe is gonna be like that. Them and us ruffians are going to get really sick of the "so you're dogs, huh?" on every new collab, but their collab partners just won't be able to resist it. Luckily I don't think it will last past the first couple collabs per member.

>>55630124

https://files.catbox.moe/0si3po.jpg

>>55616018
I missed Bau Bau streams. Busy with college and sleep issues. Like passing out before Bau Bau streams. I am sorry Bau Bau. I want to keep supporting the Bau Bau.

>biboo tried to break dog kayfabe
>"i gave you brownies but you can't eat chocolate"
>dogs eloquently dodge it
>"it's because of your magic and love"
damn these dogs are more than just being cute

kek

>>55630788
kino

>>55630787
I don't think she meant to break it. Her autism got to her and she got too specific.

>>55630712
Thats hot

>>55630787
They're real professionals. It's the factor that ties everything together.

Finished karaoke stream, I'm not hugely into most JP song karaokes but this was good. Their singing stamina and energy was consistent for the entire run which is impressive. Starting dkc

>>55630788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abjx18MAkJQ

>>55629838
It really wasn't a big deal at all. It was just:
>they're playing a cooking game
>hey remember when I baked brownies for you
>haha wait dogs can't eat chocolate was that ok?
>yeah it was OK
Nothing to blow out of proportion. Honestly the fact that THAT SWEET GIRL BROUGHT BROWNIES FOR FUWAMOCO greatly outweighs anything else about the interaction, and focusing on anything else is missing the forest for the trees.

>>55631090
Biboo is wholesome and cute.

>FWMC morning today

>>55631090
Don't really disagree, just a bummer that it's been a topic in 2/3 collabs when not breaking character is clearly very important to them

>>55631089
hey alright

I hope we get mothra twin fanart

>>55631089
It would be top kino if they reenacted that video as a short or twitter video

>>55631254
I like their hats

>>55629316
>"How dare you speak to me that way, I'll rip your tails off and make you into some plain old dog eared girl."
The ears must be real, Pero himself confirmed it.

>>55631254
>you will never have a tiny FWMC to keep in a box until you need them to sing for a kaiju to come rescue you
Can you even call this a life worth living?

>>55631340
https://files.catbox.moe/5wxc66.mp4
closest we have for now

what, fwmc have human ears? i have to rewatch

Goodnight Ruffians. I have to make sure I don't miss the morning show.

If they sing UNISON I won't ever be able to walk again from the knee obliteration.

did my first 20 anki cards and now it's time for bed

>>55630124
I cannot unhear Nuclear when looking at this

>>55631717
Absolutely baused. Sleep tight.

>>55631778
I don't want to be a filthy containment breaker, and I also don't want to be the kind of cringe fanbase that spambegs for shit, but a small part of me wants to meme a Nuclear cover into reality.

Fuwamoco are the saviors of HoloEN

https://youtu.be/9PfTFVI1tPk

the minus button is the savior of every general

fuwawa is my wife and i am an ojisan

>>55632220
No single feature can help make FuwaMoco's job of protecting our smiles easier than this funky little hyphen in a box!

I need Fuwamoco ASMR now

>>55632356
it's actually an en dash

>>55632114
Also Fuwamoco are the only Advent
girls that mentioned by Gura

>>55632318
You're no ojisan... You're my brother in law

>>55632427
I thought hololive lost permissions for that years ago.

FUWAMOCO should play P.T.

fuwawa ringfit when

>>55632596
do you really want Mococo pissing her pants for real?

>>55632622
well

I just want more DKC.

>>55632622
Ruffian, please. How am I supposed to sleep with this raging erection?

>>55630712
I want to see where this goes.

they should play galgun

as soon as i started working again i started falling behind. already 2 streams behind and i'm gonna miss fuwamoco morning today too. i don't like being a eurofag :(

https://youtu.be/3Xdo0MVZcSo

i'm just gonna say it
fuwawa gigasexo

Good morning ruffians.
General assessment of the collab stream?
I watched some Mario Kart of Bijou yesterday and she doesn't seem all that bad.

>>55631254
>>55631304
i also hope Pero is drawn as Mothra

>>55633006
it was cute and wholesome CGDCT.

>>55633006
She gave handmade desserts to Fuwamoco so we HATE her now.

>>55633058
>tried to kill our dogs with chocolate
I'm officially an anti!

>>55632663
Lay on your back

>>55632753
This. At the very least Demon's Purge which has local co-op and the protags are twin sisters.
It's made for them.

>>55633006
Comfy collab with no yab of any kind, nothing stood out but it was good

>>55633006
It was my first time watching Bijou and I like her, Fuwamoco were very cute and did their best.

>>55616018
That's why we post the template
Template and tips for bakers:
https://pastebin.com/53v67a7P

>>55621253
Baused

>>55633006
I forgive Biboo for thinking Diamond Dogs is from MGS.

Anyone else have an intense fantasy of growing up as Fuwamoco's neighbor in the northwest passage?

today i learn diamond dogs album was supposed to be the soundtrack for a 1984 stageplay...
1984 song is so fucking good

David Bauie

I like this bit of them being gavely insulted over random, small things in collabs

I like the bit where Fuwawa pretends to be better than Mococo

>>55634745
For the longest time, I wanted the MGSV Diamond Dogs logo with the BAU BAUs on it. This is a good start, anon.
WE ARE DIAMOND BAUS.
>David Bauie
Based

god so much clips and fanart

>>55634872
it's classic way of building a rapport with someone at work, try it

>>55634872
DID BIJOU INSULT THEM? WHAT DID SHE SAY???

>>55635026
She threw fucking rice at Moco-chan.

>>55634872
when

>>55635167

>>55633991
that's what people meant

>>55635167
>Here you fucking fake ass wannabe asians. Ching chong Ping Pong
>*throws rice at them*
>Oh prease no thlowing the lice.
What the actual fuck was that Bijou?

>>55635362
I thought that was a bit much too and was surprised no one said anything.

>pass me the dough

jesus fuwawa is stacked

>>55635611
*Jaw drops to table with tongue rolling out like a carpet, gasping dramatically*
VA-VA-VA-VOOM!
*Jumps into the air horizontally, straight as a rod, hovering while wolf-whistling obnoxiously loud*
WHEE-WHEEOO!
*Starts flying through the air like an aeroplane making pretend machinegun noises before crashing down into the seat*
NYYYEEEARRRRR, BOOSH!
*Frantically taps foot against the floor while slamming fists repeatedly on the table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware*
HELLO, NURSE!
*Heart starts beating so hard it visibly thumps an entire meter out of chest through the shirt in the stereotypical shape of the playing cards suit*
BA-BUM, BA-BUM!
*Head transforms into a cartoon anthropomorphic wolf's head, howling loudly at the moon on all fours*
HAROOOOOO!
*Scalp hinges back for fireworks to pop out, panting loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth while breaking chair into pieces*
HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!
*Pulls out a large wooden mallet and bashes self over the head until tweety birds start circling around, and plays finger harp with slack lips*
ABLBLBLLBLBLBLLBLBLLBL!
*Eyes pop out of sockets and engorge into the size and shape of artillery shells accompanied by trumpets*
BOI-OI-OINGGGG!
*Turns a crank that activates a Rube Goldberg machine simulated audience of lecherous men applauding, whistling, and banging their fists*
HUBBA HUBBA!
*Pulls chain on train whistle that has spontaneously appeared next to head causing steam to blow out*
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!
*Red mercury fills up visage like a thermometer's temperature rising causing the head to swell to three times its normal size*
AWOOGA!
*Wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead with handkerchief, straightens up tie, combs hair, waxes pencil moustache*
COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH!
*Tiny Cupid shoots an arrow through heart before standing up ramrod straight and falling back dead with a bouquet of flowers that has suddenly appeared in clasped hands*
DOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!

>>55635611
I estimate she's approximately 86D cup in JP measurements.

>>55630787
i love them so much bros.. feels nice to not see cynicism for once in western vtubing

>>55635362
lmfao

>human ears

>>55635407
>pulling the corner of her eyes
>"I am Chinese, if you please...c'mon, Biboo, lighten up!"
Fuwawa's reply was equally surprising.

>>55619789
just pirate genki and go through it
tryhards will tell you not to but it's good for keeping a pace

Dogs can eat chocolate though. Every dog in the world stole chocolate from the dinner table when he was young.
It's not healthy but retarded city slackers are blowing it way out of proportion.

>>55630787
Biboo didn't act in a malicious way stop with this bullshit rrat.

>>55635853
It's fucking amazing.
Just thinking we're getting years of this and how after so much time struggling they finally made it makes me so happy.

>>55635611
Yeah, but Mococo's claws have a 17 higher strength bonus, and come with a special attack that hits 4 times.

>>55636025
It is specifically American chocolate that dogs die of, real chocolate is harmless to them.

>>55636025
It's just that chocolate is toxic.
Not only for dogs but for humans too the difference is for humans the necessary amount to kill us is absurdly high while for dogs is low enough that they can easily kill themselves depending on how much they "steal"

>>55635719
fr

>>55636103
Other way around, it's the dark cacao-rich stuff that upsets them

>>55636103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning
you're wrong

>>55636025
It's not like you should expect a dog to instantly keel over after eating a small piece of chocolate, but on the other hand it's probably better that kids and idiots think that way rather than "oh it's fine if they have a little, it's just a bit unhealthy for them :)"

>>55636127
Literally anything is toxic to anything in large enough quantities. Just calling everything toxic is obviously stupid though so it makes sense to say that, in practice, it's toxic for dogs but not for humans even though it's technically toxic for both.

>>55635611
AHHHHHH MOMMY FUWAWA I NEED MILKIESSS BAUBAU

>>55636254
quit being a pedantic fucking asshole https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

>>55621082
fuwawa gaslighting mococo the entire stream

>>55636288
He's right. Saying "uhhhh if you eat 50 Lbs of chocolate it's actually kinda bad for you so it's the same thing as with dogs!" is the pedantic statement.

>>55636213
>baker's chocolate of approximately 1.3 g/kg (0.021 oz/lb) of a dog's body weight is sufficient to cause symptoms of toxicity.[14] For example, 0.4 oz (11 g) of baker's chocolate would be enough to produce mild symptoms in a 20 lb (9.1 kg) dog, while a 25% cacao chocolate bar (like milk chocolate) would be only 25% as toxic as the same dose of baker's chocolate.
The issue seems to be more that they take far longer to process it meaning it may stack up over days.
Throwing a fit if someone gives his dog choci as a treat is still retarded.

>>55636373
Don't give your dog chocolate as a treat you retard.

>>55636370
It's toxic because there is a toxic substance in the fucking chocolate.
Enough for anything will kill you indeed but enough water will not kill you because of toxic elements in the water but because you won't have enough electrolytes in your blood stream, or in extreme cases it will burst out your cells. But it's not toxic.
You're being both pedantic and wrong at the same time because toxicity is the correct term for this.

i must charter a ship and navigate the northwest passage to find my wife fuwawa and perform the ancient japanese ritual of YOBAI on her and then we'll live happily ever after with our litter of demon dog children

>>55636370
what's lbs

i remember my dogs stealing a bag of chocolate and the vet told us we had to induce puke with hydrogen peroxide, fucking dogs

>>55636373
>Yeah I'm slowly poisoning my dog but the chances of killing him are slim to none why are you being a bitch about it

>>55636485
Stop being so pedantic.

>>55636500
I'm sorry anon but much like her ears, her human womb is vestigial

>>55636514
pounds as in weight

>>55636415
I don't have a dog anymore. He died of chocolate poisoning.

>>55636530
stop doubling down on your ignorance of both language and the toxicity of cocoa

>>55636524
That's like saying you slowly induce deadly amoints of caffeine in your spouse by giving them a cup every morning. The dog processes chocolate within days.
You have no idea of what you're actually talking about.

can't believe they fucking lost against bob

My dog once chewed through my pocket to get through a piece of chocolate if left in there.
I wish Mococo would chew through my pocket to get a treat

>>55636573
>eat chocolate bar
>uhhhhh you realize that's TOXIC right??
>no it's not retard
>yes it is, see look at this wikipedia page!
>stop being so pedantic
>I'm right though??

>>55636615
but then you'd have a hole in your pocket

>>55636549
that's bs as in bullshit, use kg as in correct

Gonna superchat Fuwamoco to explain to them the intricate details of how much chocolate a dog can process.

>>55636650
see >>55636573

chocolategate

>>55636610
OK, so you give your dog a bit of chocolate and it's fine. Then someone else in the house does the same later that day because you said it's fine. Then the next day he sneaks some off the edge of the table.
Or you could just not be a lazy irresponsible asshole and give him something else if you want to give him a treat.

HRMMMMMMMHNNNGGGGGG WAHHHHHH MOMMY I NEED MILKIES HMMMMMMMMMM FUWAWA MOMMY MILKIES BREASTFEED ME NURSING HANDJOB MILKIES INVERTED NIPPLES HRMMMMMMMM FUWAWA FUWAWA LET ME SUCK YOUR NIPPLES OUT MILKIES MILKIES MILKIES

>>55636697
i am gonna do the same but with oreo woman, she is funny

>>55636552
If I had known this was going to happen to him I would've given him some chocolate while I still had the chance... I'm so sorry anon...

>>55636733
chocogate

it's a misunderstanding

Fridays
Wednesdays
Mondays
Chocolate

>>55636795
i hope they talk about the abuse...

>>55636797
*Church

>>55636797
holy shit

Hearing them sing rondo - revolution reminded me of the chihara minori cover and how obsessed I was with it. They make me want to get back into anime and VNs.

I blame Bijou.

>>55636734
Noone else should give your dog treats on the regular anyhow. You don't have a pet. Shut your retarded pretentious mouth.

>Or you could just not be a lazy irresponsible asshole and give him something else if you want to give him a treat.
It's neither lazy nor irresponsible. Dogs love chocolate and if you had an animal or a soul (you have neither) you would realise there is nothing wrong with giving him something nice every now and then.

>>55636841
it was kino. i was listening to the stream at work and almost cried a bit

>>55636742
Do you want to tell us something about your mom anon?

>>55636795
There will never be a morning without misunderstanding it seems

>>55636889
Not worth the risk when you can just fucking go to the kitchen and get him something else. How many studies do you think have been done on the subject? Do you think they seriously have a fine understanding of chocolate's effect on dogs like they do for other substances on humans? For all you know you're doing minor damage to their heart that will compound over time and lead to a lowered lifespan. Just be a good master and give them something else.

>>55636938
yeah fuwawa is my mom

>>55637064
is you're mom single

Catching up on the vod now. Bijou is a good collab partner. Really good conversationalist, bringing up past events and asking about earlier streams. I don't think Overcooked makes a very good collab game since it takes up so much attention and creates dead air on its own, but I'm really looking forward to more of Diamond Dogs with a better game in the future.

I just leave the bag of chocolate open and on the floor. The body knows what it needs, and it's my dog's responsibility to eat in moderation. If you were a good owner you'd give your dog some personal freedom to make his own mistakes.

>>55636795
>>55636961
Guesses for tomorrow's misunderstandings?

>>55636980
Your opinion means nothing. You don't have a pet. You don't feel human emotions. When your dog stares at you wide eyed begging for a treat it's normal to want to give him his favourite food.

>For all you know you're doing minor damage to their heart that will compound over time and lead to a lowered lifespan
Same goes for humans you fat fuck. Virtually all dogs in history have been raised primarily on a rye based diet which I guarantee is infinitely worse for them than a healthy diet with an occasional snack. But noone cares about the millions of dogs suffering from that because that requires actual learning instead of a throwaway infobit you learn on reddit and can yell at people to feel superior.

>>55637114
Probably correcting the greentext where Fuwawa is disappointed at Mococo for allowing me to cum inside her. She actually is completely in favor of risky sex.

Just saw on /v/ that the upcoming Granblue fighting game sequel can actually be played F2P.
So FuwaMoco can actually try it out for free first.
Plus it has a Fall Guys-like mode that is ranked as well.

>>55637172
>I'll kill my dog because I felt bad for it
Is a shitty way to raise a pet.

>>55637172
Shut up Bijou.

>>55637114
Probably gonna say Pero died.

>>55637114
Them throwing food on the floor.

>>55637195
>Cygame shill randomly spamming /vt/ threads

Bro stop

How much work will they have behind the scenes?

>>55637199
Thanks for proving my point retard.

I need Fuwa backseating my life…

ngl making up fake understandings as a meme is pretty forced and cringe and will get old really quick.
It's a nice show don't turn it into a reference sheet to make people's neurons flare up because "they said the thing"

>>55637114
bijou throwing rice at moco-chan and calling her a fake asian

>>55636889
>Dogs love chocolate
no they don't

>>55637276
I've only posted about this game here, anon

>>55637384
it's cute so you're wrong

>>55637415
Dogs love almost any food.

>>55637195
looks like fall guys

>>55637444
if you love everything that means you love nothing

Now I wish that Fuwa fake-complained to Bijou that it should have been a peanut butter brownie

>>55637477
I don't think this is going to be convincing many dogs to stop loving food.

>>55637477
That's the opposite of what it means dumb esl.

>>55637195
Im afraid of the chat calling out on them for being bad at games that require good mechanics

>>55637384
what's wrong with boosting vod views by pointing silly things that happens in it?

Just finished watching the Overcooked VOD which was a super fun stream. One thing I really like about the twins is that their gaming streams lean more towards "girls playing games" than "girls podcasting about their day while playing games in the background". Don't have any doubt fuwamoco, you ARE good vtubers.
FUWA LOVE
MOCO LOVE
PERO EHHH

>>55637475
Yea, what they're showing off in the webm are the cute lobby avatars that you also use in the mini-games/side activities.
The core fighting game part will of course feature properly-sized and modeled characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlDNacQSi9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbI26Ehde3g

What sucks is it comes out end of November so it's still a long ways off.

>>55637576
haha don't worry about that
the FGC guys are melting down on /v/ because Cygames put simplified controls that don't have any downsides in this sequel.

>>55637642
buy an ad.

>>55637636
Agree, the donkey kong stream shows this well

Why are you posting about GBVS in this thread of all places

>>55637642
>it comes out end of November
then why are you talking about it now

>>55637636
Stealth Shiori anti I agree

Fuwamoco is so cute. I want to scream and give them chin rubs.

>>55637580
He's just saying that forcing a meme isn't good. If there's no funny misunderstanding then they don't need to do a misunderstanding segment. They could put whatever they want in its place. Like a "pro gamer" segment to celebrate Bijou beating them 1v2, or a "nice save" segment where they show the clip where Fuwawa takes control during Spooky after Mococo gave up.
I understood what she meant as soon as she said it, but the more I think about "dog in the monkey" the funnier it's becoming to me.

fuwawa cant even play dk and roll without panicking and this ruffian seriously thinks they should play a fighting game. theyre probably like 30 years too late for that kind of handeye coordination, yomi and reactions.

>>55637732
I actually like what I've seen of Shiori, but I've only seen her debut and the collab so I don't know that much about her yet.

Their Kaibutsu cover is living rent free in my head.
I'll go to bed at night and suddenly I hear their voices in my head going "BOKU GA BOKU DE IRARERU YOU NI," I gotta wake up in the dead of the night just to catch you live LET ME SLEEP.

>>55637718
because I have time to talk about it now?
it's not like I'll keep talking about it everyday
get a grip guys

>>55637758
>he never got to play fighting games with friends before anyone knew how to play them properly
I'm sorry anon.

>>55637770
She abandoned her Only Up stream basically immediately and just stood there doing (unhinged) zatsudan

>>55637793
Bau an ad

Fuwamoco should just do Zatsus 24/7 instead of playing games

>>55637758
fighting guys used to be designed for casual players to
prime example of this is the PSX version of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, which let's you play through the whole Stardust Crusaders saga.

I have 3000 hours in xrd. and several hundred in other fgs. gbvs shills pls go. fuwamoco will never play fgs. its a toxic genre anyway

>>55637813
what the fuck lol

>>55637851
Toxic if you're playing it competitively.
Cygames seems to be pandering pretty hard to casual players in this release to the point that they're putting in a whole Fall Guys game mode.

they just need to play games that dont require precise movement or difficult timing. fuwawa said they play touhou on normal and are no good at it

>>55637851
I can easily see them wanting to button mash vs each other in SF2 or something like that if they had it as a kid.

>>55637946
If they become Minecraft autists, it's for the best

>>55637934
they should just play actual fall guys.

>>55637934
then play fucking fall guys
or come back in november

has any holo ever played dwarf fortress? it would probably never happen but i'd watch fuwamoco play anything

>>55638034
They've played Rimworld. Not sure if Fuwawa can be trusted with that game though given that Mococo banned her from The Sims.

The hearts floating over Mococo's head is fucking me up.

>>55637982
>>55637994
You guys don't really get it. But November can't come soon enough.

>>55638126
i'm saying that you should stop talking about imaginary games until november

>>55638034
Vesper played DF so perms should at least be possible.

they should play with my cock

>>55638126
based game anticipator

>>55638078
Rimworld and Fuwawa in the same sentence sent a shiver down my spine. Imagine them starting a colony with two characters designed after them both. I feel like it would be kino

They should stream in JST prime time rather than US

>>55637758
I would play Tekken 3 on ps1 with my father or even his friends who were shit at games, from time to time I play some fighting games with my brother, because otherwise we don't have anything in common, and he is shit at games, but I never play fighting so I'm just a bit better. I think it'll be fine as long as they have fun, but I do feel like they get a bit insecure when they know they are playing shitty.

>>55638189
This 100%. Fuck the current schedule slots

>>55638189
yes please

>>55638210
>>55638221
Based fellow Australian chads

I'd only be interested in a fighting game stream if it has a tag team mode.

>>55638189
I would love that, but we will see if they move to Japan and how their schedule would be there.

>>55638210
Do the twins say
skedule
or
sched yule?
This is important

>>55637851
If they have to play a fighting game they should play Arcana Hearts simply because it has plenty of cute girls and even a loli in sukumizu. They don't need to be amazing at the game, they just need to enjoy the cute girls.

>>55638252
ew no

Hmmmm.... I'm thinking they should play Waku Waku 7.

>>55638286
mococo would pick that demon skater girl and fuwawa would play heart

>>55638315
>>55638286
Now THIS is based. Actually realistic FWMC picks.

>>55638286
Mugen

>>55638286
I just looked up gameplay on youtube. FUCK YES ask for perms right now FWMC it'd be great.

>>55638315
It's what they're playing in this cover. Which one listed Genshiken as one of their favorite anime?

Is there any realistic way to tardwrangle the ironic ToT pedos in chat?
Someone here said they will back off from games like nobeta because of them.

>>55638444
>Someone here said they will back off from games
And why are you listening to schizo ramblings

you wanna be realistic arcana hearts fucking sucks as a button masher. they should just play darkstalkers or like anon said waku waku

>>55638286
>>55638315
great taste, whoever said Dungeon Fighter or Granblue should kill themselves immediately.

>>55638444
I heard from someone here that they won't be playing games like that anymore because they didn't see enough crying emojis in chat.

>>55638444
go back

>>55638478
Personally I think they should play real games instead of trash weebshit who's only appeal is the copypasted spiky colored hair on characters

>>55638444
kys

>>55638520
fwmc are otaku hags they love weeb shit

>>55638444
There is zero fucking chance they'd be playing Nobeta in the first place if they had a problem with that. The twitter account openly calls its characters "cunny"

>>55638552
Yes and they should stick to anime and VNs, not an industry dominated by the west

>>55638520
>trash weebshit
You might as well give up on FWMC and go join the Novellites then because the dogs live and breathe "weebshit"

>>55638520
>real games
You mean ones without cute girls? Blasphemy do you even watch FuwaMoco?

but what if
zoku sonohigurashi vs touhou universe

worst possible suggestion:
they should play apex with ollie. there's two of them, that's a three-man team right there

>>55638555
really? the game seemed pretty tame.

okay make moco-chan play everhood. its probably way too hard for them though

>>55638520
>he doesn't know the depth complexity that is waku waku 7

>>55638596
They would be better off playing with a JP member.

they should play wizardry 1

>>55638600
The game is just a demo, the real business is selling loli lewds through patreon.

https://twitter.com/nobeta_staff_en/status/1688822361020071936

>>55638600
it is it's just everything outside and around it like the pedo mems and their own devs doing loli memes

>>55638646
kek, based
is it on kemono

>>55638662
A decent amount of it but uploads can be slow

>>55638569
>anons bring up weeb fighting games, one even brand new, that would go over well and show there's demand for it
>shoot down idea because its "dominated by the west" as if that has any relevance on their game choices
retard

>>55638646
that's hilarious.

fuwamco should play geneforge

>>55638689
cygames would never give them perms anyway

>Rumble
>Roses
They want to wrestle eachother, that PS2 game can make it happen.

>>55638748
they'd be stupid not to

>>55638801
>Rumble Roses
I can agree with this Anon

>>55638801
this is the only good suggestion

>>55638801
Why even play the game just wrestle next to an ASMR mic

>>55620571
>implies they often french kiss each other

>>55638808
tell that to that one company causing holopocalypse a couple years back

>>55639016
Capcom? They've already repented and kneeled

FWMC should play grand strategy games from Paradox

They should play Richii Mahjong.

>>55639125
ew no. they should play silly management sims like evil genius

>>55639125
Mocochan cant you read you pressed the wrong button and killed 5 million

how was the diamond dogs collab?

>>55639114
after how many years?

imagine them trying to play megaman x

>>55639125
>Do you understand, Moco-chan? Poland must taste Prussian steel and purge the Papacy.

>>55639250
Started out very cute but as the levels got harder it mostly just became game callouts. They're definitely a good group, though. Fuwawa was very Fuwawa.

>>55639125
>Billions must die, Moco-chan!

>>55639346
>Fuwawa was very Fuwawa.
how hard was the bullying?