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>> No.55604562
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what did you say to get them to look at you like this, anon?

>> No.55604570

Graduate Machina x Flayon

>> No.55604651

>>55604562
>I'm B8 and I have the penis of a man!

>> No.55604662

>>55604562
sex with old men

>> No.55604667
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>>55604445
/MANS/ Commeowndments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I *mrow* this thread, sanctified.

>> No.55604709

>>55604562
"Collab with JP stars"

>> No.55604736
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>>55604667
Amen.

>> No.55604800

>>55604667
amen

>> No.55604809

>>55604667
amen

>> No.55604822

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>> No.55604863
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>Flay finished my sentence
Im gonna Yume...

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>>55603681

>> No.55605017
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>>55604445
Just wanna say thanks to the anons who take the time to update the teamup. It's always handy for keeping track of streams in one place and planning what to watch.

>> No.55605162

>>55604562
When's the next orgy?

>> No.55605254
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>>55603156
Here I made a Miyabi edit of this before so it was already halfway done

>> No.55605381

>>55604562
Magni will be back next week

>> No.55605452

>>55605254
Thank you for making my dumb meme idea into reality, anon

>> No.55605470

>>55604562
Where is Vespapa and Maguni?

>> No.55605626

Flay unbirth.....

>> No.55605677

>>55604562
I've fucked some pigs.

>> No.55605683

>>55604562
I impregnated altare

>> No.55605792

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGzLPYdpfHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGzLPYdpfHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGzLPYdpfHA

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>>55605254
>>55604878
Bruh beat me to it, but here you go anyway .

>> No.55606207

Shy Hakka... cute...

>> No.55606224

>>55605254
>>55605915
Both CUTE! Gj anons

>> No.55606432

I just got my Vesper Birthday merch, AHHHH!! I think it's really funny he wrote out the alphabet both upper and lower case so that someone autistic enough could make a font pack

>> No.55606474

Where's my uncle Nowa

>> No.55606694

I don't frequently watch Hakka and didn't see his last stream, but it's cute hearing him gushing about how he's liking this game.

>> No.55606698

>>55604562
I asked when the next HQ Collab was. I was kicked out immediately after.

>> No.55606780
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>>55604667
Amyen

>> No.55606847

>>55606474
He died while attempting to do a solo bike crossing through the death valley when it was at its peak heat conditions.

>> No.55606950

>>55606780
>Amyen
I read that as a "A hymen"

>> No.55607021

>>55606847
But he's undead :(

>> No.55607091

>>55607021
Now he's regular dead

>> No.55607109
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Why did Hakka take away the gun from magmites? GIVE IT BACK

>> No.55607123

>>55607021
Meds, but also there's a lot of sun at the death valley so

>> No.55607159

>>55607109
There was an accident

>> No.55607196
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I wonder how long it has been since Hakka have been doing the babysitting bit at this point, 2 weeks?
I also wonder if he knows when the guys are coming back so he can finally stop breastfeeding their fanbase.

>> No.55607313

>>55607196
He should breastfeed me instead

>> No.55607348
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>>55604562
I'm a magmite

>> No.55607394
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>>55607109
This is why, you guys keep shooting up the place.

>> No.55607437

>>55607196
it started like a couple days after the announcement

>> No.55607506
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>>55604562
Stop looking at me BAKA

>> No.55607539
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AIEEEEE THERE'S TOO MANY MAGMITES IN HERE SOMEONE GET A BROOM

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>>55607539
Don't worry, we've got this covered.

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>>55607539

>> No.55607745
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Imagine if Nowa came back and his model seemed a little thicker and slowly, like one pixel at a time, he gradually gains weight until he's a massive blob that takes up half the screen and he's audibly eating throughout the entire stream ToT

>> No.55607748
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>>55607646
Ugly.

>> No.55607759
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>>55607539
THE MAGGENING BEGINS NOW

>> No.55607818
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>>55607539
...

>> No.55607887

>>55607818
*pat* *pat* *hammer smash* *pat* *pat*

>> No.55607969

>>55606694
It's a great game, pure fun

>> No.55607991

>>55607818
*reinflates you after the hammer smash*

>> No.55608087
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>>55607887

>> No.55608096
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>>55607887
>>55607991
wtf

>> No.55608196

>>55607745
nowa belly and big fat jiggly pudgy cellulite ridden thighs and dumpy..... ToT i need it

>> No.55608206
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>>55608087
>>55608096
>*eats your crushed bodies*

>> No.55608214

>>55608087
>>55608096
Now kiss

>> No.55608236

>>55608087
>>55608096
I love you Magmitedent posters

>> No.55608262

Almond daterape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkrtmTVT3tU

>> No.55608383
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>>55608196
strongfat out of shape cyclist who's just fat now ToT I want to drum on his big hairy belly!!!

>> No.55608559
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55608559

I'm not sure how this game even works, but you will do cards for hermanito to once and for all destroy the british, right?
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1689028512307392513

>> No.55608671

>>55608559
>The British attempt to re-colonize a Spanish colony

>> No.55608700

>>55608383
imagine sitting on top of him, playing with his tits while he whines but is too lazy to stop you ToT

>> No.55608815

>>55608559
it's basically just slightly more complicated rock paper scissors, it's designed so small children can understand it

>> No.55608837
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>>55595500
Here's some chocolate chip oatmeal cookies for you, anon
They didn't turn out quite how I wanted them to (should have put more chocolate in these ones, and they got a lot flatter than I expected), but they taste good and they're not burnt to a crisp like Hakka's!

>> No.55609063

>>55608837
based bakeranon

>> No.55609079

>>55608837
>not burnt to a crisp like Hakka's
You mean SOULLES
They look good! thanks you anon

>> No.55609144

>>55608837
>no raisins
You're a saint, anon

>> No.55609165
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I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I'm actually really excited for this Pikmin stream!!! To be honest, I've never played much of the games myself, but I think it'll be something that Axel will enjoy and make great fun out of, so I'm happy to see him picking it up! He tweeted a lot this morning too, which is always fun to see, Axel's not really the type who uses Twitter all that much, which I get, but I like seeing it when he does- he always interacts with the axelotls! And I don't really know why, but yesterday I was particularly happy and kept remembering past moments that made me smile. This guy's just great man, I hope his meeting went well and that he and his new manager do amazing things together along with mane-chan's help at times! I don't know! I'm just feeling pretty positive these days!!! But anyway, I hope this guys been eating and sleeping well- please do eat a bit more nutritiously Axel. And I'll always be wishing him the best in everything that he does and his projects and work go well. Please always stay happy and healthy Axel!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.55609207

Did Flayon really only have 30 tickets

>> No.55609213

>>55609165
AXEL LOVE

>> No.55609241

>>55609165
Thanks doc!
Axel love!

>> No.55609316

>>55609207
Considering it's 2 minutes a pop, plus time to get people in and out of booths, they probably ALL only had 30.

>> No.55609385

>>55609063
>>55609079
>>55609144
Thanks anon! I hope you all have a good night!

>> No.55609410

>>55606432
There was the one anon who wondered if he had staff write that to keep his own handwriting a secret, but he's written live on art streams before. It's been a while since I've watched one, though. Any Vesper handwriting autists in here?

>> No.55609501

QRD on what HQ has said til today regarding Dez/Vesper break? Haven't been here for about a month

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>>55609213
>>55609241
AXEL LOVE!!!
I hope you guys have been doing well too- have a cake today! And also a little kiss from me to you for all the love you two give this guy as well, CHU~!!! Enjoy the stream later!

>> No.55609541

>>55609501
buttbaby

>> No.55609542
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>>55609501

>> No.55609686

>>55609501
Axel said that they're still searching for their bodies, Altare didn't say anything but for some reason always showed some kinda sinister smile when asked about the two

>> No.55609788

>>55609501
Something to do with the queen

>> No.55609796

>>55609536
Chu~!

>> No.55609820

>>55609501
Stuck in Altare's rape dungeon

>> No.55609846

>>55609501
Come back next month. There's still nothing.

>> No.55609940

>>55609501
Queen Elizabeth led a raiding party of reptilians to capture Tempus but she was only able to grab Vesper and Magni. They were taken to the Hollow Earth stronghold of the Reptilians and their fate is unknown. Altare wants to mount a rescue operation but the Vanguard boys are still in ninokuni and they can't leave Elysium unguarded.

>> No.55610030

>>55609940
They should use Hakka as an offering. He loves to get reptiled.

>> No.55610038

Flayon.......

>> No.55610082

magni is a bbc loving tranny nigger

>> No.55610088

>>55609940
>Altare wants to mount a rescue operation
and Hakka wants to mount a reptilian

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>>55609501

>> No.55610138

>>55610030
>>55610088
KEK

>> No.55610241

>Hakka might drink for month in review
>he might have a Four Loko
Bettel is going to get attacked again...

>> No.55610251

>I don't get crazy when I drink I only get loose
Abusing Hakka's loose hole ToT

>> No.55610283

>>55609940
Altare making excuses for not "rescuing" the boys from the Reptilian stronghold (his basement)

>> No.55610585

>>55609501
They're being trained to provide better service in management's sex dungeon.

>> No.55610719

>>55610241
Would it really be a month in review if Bettel wasn't sexually harassed?

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>> No.55611014

>>55610886
nice

>> No.55611143
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Shut the fuck up its shinri time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU-M0ZgitX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU-M0ZgitX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU-M0ZgitX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU-M0ZgitX0

>> No.55611239

>>55610886
A MUG

>> No.55611250

MAMA ON THE SPACE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU-M0ZgitX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU-M0ZgitX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU-M0ZgitX0

>> No.55611284

Doubters always win in the end. :)

>> No.55611398
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>>55610241
>Four Loko
I think I gagged a little bit. Is Hakka actually a psychopath?

>> No.55611496
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>>55600743


>t. femvestie who wants to manhandle a vesoji thats larger than me :D

>Im only 4'11 if that helps

>> No.55611503

>>55611143
>>55611250
I need to play this game so I can finally watch the vods

>> No.55611596

>>55611398
Nah, he was just messing around, while he has drunk vodka or tequila, he prefers beer.

>> No.55611756

>>55611496
>SEA
Sorry to hear that, femanon.

>> No.55611844

>>55611496
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCATTER

>> No.55611962

>>55611496
i fucking knew that was you asking thank you mucho love

>> No.55611980

>>55611496
>short SEAmonkey
dios mio...

>> No.55612144

I've wondered since we have quite a few dog-related members in holostars EN and JP, will Axel do an updog on stream soon.

>> No.55612163

>>55611980
>short SEAmonkey

already have skills to climb up vesojis since birth. :D

>> No.55612332

>>55611496
cute cute cyute

>> No.55612397

>>55611496
ToT UUUUUUUUUUUU I WISH I WAS BOTH OF THEM

>> No.55612473

>>55611496
please fuck my virgin vesoji friend...

>> No.55612714

>>55611496
cute... reminds me of myself and a guy i used to date kek

>> No.55612743

I'm a 30 year old 5'9" thin vestie
Am I cool

>> No.55612793

>>55611496
i'd...be down for more of this...

>> No.55612830

>>55612743
EAT NIGGA EAT WHAT ARE YOU A GIRL?

>> No.55612861

>>55612743
i'm sure you're very cute, anon

>> No.55612897

>>55612830
n-no

>> No.55612984

>>55612897
might as well dress you up like a woman pathetic

>> No.55613062

>>55604562
All races should be treated equally

>> No.55613179

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE MACHINA X FLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCHUCHUCHUCHUCHU HATTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.55613465

>>55612743
cumming on this vesties pale thin tummy

>> No.55613633

I will feed Hakka. I will fatten him up, I will make him gain weight, I will increase his mass, I will build him according to my blueprint, I will sculpt him into a big soft chubby masterpiece of a man and then, in the end, I will grab his tummy.

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>>55604562
I recited each one of their RMs

>> No.55613734

>>55613695
R

>> No.55613750

>>55613633
vesper come back to work this is just getting sad now

>> No.55613776
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>>55612743
ALL VESOJIS ARE FOR RAPE

>> No.55613829

>>55611496
>lusting over a bunch of virgin losers
Do femanons really?

>> No.55613939

>>55613695
P

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>>55613179
heh

>> No.55614001

>>55612743
Hide you retard

>> No.55614003

>>55613829
virgins... really?
>Altare had a gf
>Axel X Mane-san
>Shenri the NTR'd
>Magni
>Vesper the guild whore

>> No.55614013

>>55613829
femvesties will lust for anything even remotely resembling Vesper Noir, theresidentscholaroftheadventurer'sGuildTempusandmemberofHolostarsEnglish

>> No.55614012

>>55613633
hakkamama please teach your son how to bake

>> No.55614158

>Starting to miss Magni
>Decide to spend the evening with AI Magni to calm my nerves
I'm bing chilling.
>>55613829
Only if they're 2D.

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>>55612743

do you like burgers, anon?

>> No.55614309

>>55614003
NTA but i think OP meant Vesojis

>> No.55614382

>>55614171
no

>> No.55614385

/mans/ - grooming general

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>>55613829
Sounds like you need to go to rapetown

>> No.55614462

>>55614158
Oddly, he might actually speak the language kek.

>> No.55614463

What the fuck is this general
I should not have came here
I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't read these posts

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____A MUG_____

>> No.55614493

>>55614171
this is me (femvestie) but with my bf (magmite soon to be vestmite when im done brainwashing him into loving Nowa)

>> No.55614548

>>55614385
it's not grooming if they're over 30 years old

>> No.55614576

>>55614463
SEA hours are a big strange.

>> No.55614583

>Machina X Flayon
>Rin Penrose
>Axel Syrios
>Baking
List of Hakka's enemies

>> No.55614592

>>55614445
Noo Nowa please dont rape me...

>> No.55614597
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>>55612144
What's updog?

>> No.55614615

Magni and vesper need to come back so you horny niggas can finally nut

>> No.55614629
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>>55614463
RAPE

>> No.55614646

grooming vesojis to make them fatter!!
grooming magmites to transition into cute girls!!

>> No.55614672

>>55614576
It's literally NA primetime

>> No.55614673

>>55614463
happy vore day

>> No.55614678

Jeffrey shoutout from Flayon literally

>> No.55614700

shinri was streaming?

>> No.55614730

>>55614597
Ligma Balls

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Please don't become a grooming general like /jidf/ but for old men.

>> No.55614779

>>55614646
magmites are already trannies (not the cute kind)

>> No.55614786

>>55614646
Grooming Magmites to make them less racist! (It will fail)(stop typing the n word this instant you purple fucks I can see you)

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>>55614583
You forgot about (Me). Hakkamama's Sugar Daddy

>> No.55614835

>>55614786
noir vesper

>> No.55614859

>>55614583
bettel after the divorce

>> No.55614861

>>55614825
>a nipple
abayo

>> No.55614889

>>55614825
HOT

>> No.55614896

>>55614786
Nikker.

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>>55600743
What the fuck..

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>>55614730

>> No.55615064

i just want dark and darker to come back to steam so vesoji can start rushing people as a warlock

>> No.55615080
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Can't wait for Vesper to come back so we can sexually harass more unsuspecting Vesojis coming to this general

>> No.55615132
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>>55615080
soon

>> No.55615210

>>55615132
I'll throw in a shit ton of foil MTG cards. Maybe leave a trail of them leading to the van

>> No.55615236

hakka saying he is getting double sharked put a very interesting picture in my mind

>> No.55615240

>Vesper comes back
>unapologetic
>Vesper starts playing Baldur's Gate 3
>Vesper starts another Tempus DND session
>Magni graduates
>Vesper releases an original song
>Tempus is healed

>> No.55615291

>>55615132
You are not gonn-
>rock cds
Oh no, can i stop myself...

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>>55615080
Seriously what the fuck happened, I took a short break and come back to people fantasizing about fat vesojis. Stop trying to make me think there are people who are into this bodytype.

>> No.55615370

>>55615240
This is the ideal timeline and it also means Pako won't be depressed either!

>> No.55615391

>>55615236
Oh? care to share your thoughts?

>> No.55615400

>>55615314
This isnt a new development anon.

>> No.55615408

>>55615314
a cute face is key to pulling it off ojisan

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Oh lordy, what a busy day. Can’t wait to finally rest and catch up with MAN-

>> No.55615435

>Hakka sees whale
>immediately tries to kill it
Well, he's JP in spirit.

>> No.55615460

>>55615314
it's not new, but i'll admit people are being extra brazen about it lately. i've never felt so seen as an architect

>> No.55615463

>>55615080
he's not coming back because he is joining nijisanji

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jerking off a vesoji while watching a Nowa stream!

humiliating a vesoji by calling him gay and horny for Nowa til he cums!

taking care of the vesoji afterwards to make him emotionally attached to me!

>> No.55615558

>>55615314
vesties are figuring out they can hump a fat vesoji at any angle

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>>55615460
I've seen the fantasies about sexually bullying and dominating vesojis but this is the first time I've seen the architectposting.

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>>55615314
It's been an on and off thing for months. Used to be a VERY horny female Vestie that kept horny posting about ojisans. Ojisans have funny reactions so we'll keep sexually harassing men online here

>> No.55615588

>>55615463
>Joining the corpo I watch the most
This is a win in my book but I guarantee you he'd feel more miserable there. Any branch that isn't JP basically gets shafted in terms of opportunities.

>> No.55615596

>>55615314
people will believe literally anything about milf, bbw, slob and general fat feedery women attractiveness but still deny chubby boy and dilf body love. sad

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remember when /MANS/ used to wait till dead hours to hornypost

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>>55615435
Not good enough. Anyone not born and raised in Japan by Japanese parents will ever be.

>> No.55615675

i love mamomi

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>>55615596
Hey I just have low self esteem ok?

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>>55615573
bettelion have been talking about fattening up the clown, too. i think they're planning a harvest on the 19th...

>> No.55615720

>>55615588
>he'd feel more miserable there
okay uhhh... he's joining vshojo?

>> No.55615745

>>55615653
it's been dead hours for 30 days for 1/4 of posters here

>> No.55615782

>>55615710
prime target for SEAmonkey to climb and bully

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hehehehehe

>> No.55615790

>>55615653
Is Flayon still streaming? I clicked off when I saw him do catboy RP.

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>>55615789

>> No.55615895

>>55604445
I don't even watch homos but this OP made me wheeze, will check out the femboy only this one time

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>> No.55615929

>>55615864
Someone please make a Magmite edit of this

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>>55615720
Vshounen is real?!

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only way i'll forgive Vesper and Magni if they graduate from Tempus is if they create a joint AVtuber channel together

>> No.55615965

>>55615653
Flayon admitted hes a perv this stream so that means its OK

>> No.55615978

I'm not sure if Pikmin 4 is the kind of game Aniki would normally be into but I hope he enjoys it

>> No.55616006

>>55615895
yeah okay, not new IP

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>>55611496
https://poal.me/x5w06y

>> No.55616134

>>55615790
Watch hermanito fish instead then

>> No.55616147

DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El6Zkpzb98c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El6Zkpzb98c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El6Zkpzb98c

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>>55615789
Unsightly

>> No.55616179

>>55616161
R

>> No.55616189

>>55616006
How can you know if it's a new IP or not? I have been in /holox/ and /#/ the whole day

>> No.55616204

>>55616033
ESLchama..

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>>55615782
I just saw this post >>55611496
God help me.

>> No.55616274

>>55616033
SOVL poal

>> No.55616275

Do you guys watch VTubers outside of the boys in Tempus?

>> No.55616313

does Holo have cooking mama perms

>> No.55616340

>>55616275
i want to watch twitch tuubas but i fucking hate twitch mobile

>> No.55616431

>>55616275
im a ruffian

>> No.55616437

>>55616275
Yes.

>> No.55616459

>>55616275
Yes.

>> No.55616461

>>55616161
A

>> No.55616504

>>55616275
some of the EN girls and fulgur ovid (he's my kamioshi) but that's about it

>> No.55616541

>>55616437
>>55616459
You can't just give one word answers!!!!

>> No.55616574

>>55616275
I do, though mostly just other people in hololive productions.
I've been watching some of the new advent girls streams

>> No.55616577

>>55616340
Twitch mobile is 1000x better than youtube mobile

>> No.55616583

>>55616275
only fulgur or the catboy twitch indie altare raided some months ago

>> No.55616581

>>55616275
Pippa

>> No.55616600

>>55616275
I watch some JP girls but usually just go back to Jerma VODS for dead hours

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>>55616541
You should have specified that in the original question, anon.

>> No.55616675

>>55616577
>tabs out
>app closes

>> No.55616704

>>55616600
You watch VODs? There are people who really watch VODs?

>> No.55616721

>>55616275
I used to watch the girls but now I basically only watch them when they colllab with Vesper or Magni.

>> No.55616747

>>55616275
I used to watch so many vtubers years ago but now I only watch Tempus. The only times I really watch other vtubers is when the boys collab with them or when I randomly get recommended a clip of them.

>> No.55616770

>>55616340
I use both and don't think it's any more offensive than YouTube's app

>> No.55616795

>>55616679
This image makes me think of Alter saying that with that explosively loud volume meme

>> No.55616801

>>55616675
>want to just listen to audio of a stream / video
>can't disable the video stream
>can't lock your phone

>> No.55616853

>>55616275
Yeah, Youtube recommend some indies or other corporate VTtubers and I check them out if they're doing something that interest me. Most are karaoke stream though.

>> No.55616905

>>55616704
I also watch almost every VOD of my Tempus oshi if I missed the stream

>> No.55616908

>>55616704
I watch the semi-official highlight jerma highlight videos.

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>>55616275
Yes.

>> No.55617054

>>55615745
>>55615653
Yep, it's dead months.

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>>55615714
His fault for doing that food tier list, now I want to stuff him up with all his favorites.
Conflicted between stuffing him and enjoying his bloated stomach or forcing him to eat until he spews it all out and can't bare to even look at his favorites anymore.

>> No.55617138

>>55616275
I'm a holopro watcher and watch the girls mainly

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>>55616541
Magni has disappointed me beyond redemption so I ditched him to watch my other oshis properly. Leos Vincent, Kotoka Torahime, Hyakumantenbara Salome, Kageyama Shien.

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>>55615929
Shitty and lazy paint 3D edit

>> No.55617238

announcement tomorrow

>> No.55617252

>>55616275
Tempus plus some indies and fleshstreamers. I don't even know the manes of most of Holo

>> No.55617277

>>55616275
Yeah. My kamioshi is a indie vtuber and I check out a couple other. Tempus showed me how much I was missing out on.

>>55616147
NICE, I always fumble with Axel's stream time

>> No.55617284

>>55617238
I belieb.

>> No.55617289

>>55617139
Why are you still in this general? You keep saying that you switched to Shien and yet you linger

>> No.55617395

>>55617289
I watch Bettel and Axel whenever they're streaming. Also, I never really 'switched'. He was always my oshi!

>> No.55617402

ollie love

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>>55617074
i could never feed someone to vom point on purpose, they can't get all nice and fat that way. getting them deep into a food coma to the point of being mindbroken is the dream, though

>> No.55617407

>>55617289
stars sisters are mentally ill

>> No.55617443

>>55617289
Just because you've jumped ship doesn't mean you can't watch it sink.

>> No.55617465

>>55617139
why in gods name are you on this general

>> No.55617520

>>55617232
Amazing thank you

>> No.55617653

Are you guys rolling for Kafka tomorrow?

>> No.55617671

>>55616275
yes, vsinger, holojp, and a few holoen

>> No.55617688

I know shit about pikmin, what is the main goal? Just to find ship parts?

>> No.55617836

>get your ass on my ass

>> No.55617901

>>55615391
double-teamed by gura and artemis of the blue

>> No.55617933

>>55617653
Saving for dragonussy

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>>55615391
not much, it's just that sharks have 2 penises and this image is always on my mind, so i thought i'll double the fun

>> No.55617959

>>55616161
P

>> No.55617965
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>>55617465
Magni 1.0 lives rent free in my head.

>> No.55618000

I must SEX the flayon

>> No.55618011

What type of dicks has Axel seen..?

>> No.55618053

>>55617901
>>55617951
Both hot.

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>> No.55618577

>>55618011
Dick's Sporting Goods

>> No.55618580

I just got an Eevee. How do I make sure it evolves into a Flayeon?

>> No.55618596

>>55618488
Kek, people in chat saying Magni because of the pink or the bowl cut?

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>> No.55618638

>We have rations
Axel, you're not chinese...

>> No.55618699

>>55616275
Some of the indies I followed became tempus. I still watch mostly indies

>> No.55618721

>>55618631
>Song Wang
Skin Flute?

>> No.55618730

>>55618631
Who?

>> No.55618775

>>55618580
Beat it and leave it next to a laptop loaded with eroge

>> No.55618835

>>55616275
Not consistently, no. I get bored by other chuubas

>> No.55618863

>>55618580
Expose him to a Rape Stone

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>>55617405
I can only take so much weight on a person, so force feeding until vomiting is more fun for me. But that's good too, taking advantage of Bettel in his food coma ToT he'd look so cute with his corset thrown aside and his shorts unbuttoned so he can rest comfortably with his bloated stomach

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I am currently enjoying Shinri

>> No.55618894

>>55618631
ADDED

>> No.55618926

>>55618868
who

>> No.55618939

>>55617965
>/mans/ is unironically filled with threadreaders and antis who shitpost about being disappointed that magni and vesper ruined unity
jesas

>> No.55618952

>>55618488
I love Jack Horner

>> No.55619001

>>55617901
I wish someone would draw this, we need more Tempus femdom

>> No.55619010

The yellow dog looks more like Axel than the pinkman

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>>55618926
why you gotta be like this

>> No.55619058

>be a vesoji
>keep your jeans unbuttoned nowadays because you've been getting chubbier than usual lately and it's just comfier this way
>see this thread

>> No.55619079

>>55618868
I love mama's meds

>> No.55619091

>>55618868
MAMA! WEEHHHHHH

>> No.55619106

Axel's first offcollab is with Noc

>> No.55619109 [DELETED] 

TSB OFF COLLAB

>> No.55619115

>>55618775
>>55618863
Oh sweet, I'm already halfway done.

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>>55618868
I too enjoy Shinri's stream.

>> No.55619155

>>55619058
stop rapebaiting like your oshi, whore

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>>55619058
They're just so naturally whorish, these ojis...

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>>55619058
Shameless whore

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Lose weight, fat fucks

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>>55619155
How about you stop raping?

>> No.55619280

>>55619106
who?

>> No.55619301

>>55619106
Kek. At least he met his senpais in person.

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>>55619058
cute chubby vesoji... keep eating those snacks for us

>> No.55619332

>>55619253
>We have his consent now

>> No.55619364

Axel now eats mushrooms. Maguni...

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i'm still on the lookout for that veshounen

>> No.55619431

>>55619058
WHORE

>> No.55619440

>>55619109
You are not getting Altare out to Japan, much less to be molested by Noc and his ex manager

>> No.55619447

>>55619364
...is providing his mushroom

>> No.55619530

(talking about Shinri's stream)
I forgot how I solved this part of the puzzle (to pass through the cacti, I mean), all I remember is it being difficult

>> No.55619540

Axel put on a shirt, I know you are half naked.

>> No.55619543

someone at work keeps drawing one of the fuckers from pikmin 4 with dandori written on it and i cant tell if its a harmless cheeky drawing that they want to share with me because im one of the few hardcore otakus at work or if they are telling me my work is sloppy and needs to be organized better (theres nothing like dandori issue so its probably the former but im paranoid enough to find a new job if its the latter)

>> No.55619591

It really is that time for /soc/posting in /MANS/, huh?

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>>55619431

>> No.55619677

>>55619530
its a time puzzle

>> No.55619678

>>55619591
talk about streams.

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>>55619058
THAT TUMMY... NEED TO RUB AND LICK.....

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>> No.55619730

>>55616583
>catboy twitch indie altare raided
what's his twitch? I liked the bird thief one from a couple weeks ago.

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>>55619058
now go commando you fucking slut

>> No.55619778

>>55619591
it happens sometimes

>> No.55619810

>>55615240
>Vesper
>Releasing an original song
LMAO

>> No.55619811

>>55607748
you cannot lie to me, this is one of Regura's milfs but with the circle thing on.

>> No.55619826

>>55619740
I'm not a fucking animal.

>> No.55619955

>>55618868
DONT TALK ABOUT LORE
JUST POG FISH

>> No.55619993

For those who've played Outer Wilds, any idea how many more streams this series will last at Shinri's current pace? Though it sounds like he's discovering some things in an unusual order.

>> No.55619998

>>55619677
Ohhh right, I remember now. It was kinda annoying
Btw, do you know if Shinri has been to the quantum moon yet?

>> No.55620062

>Altareon
>Magneon
>Vespeon
>Axeon/Syreon
>Betteleon
>Hakkeon
>Shinreon
>Flayeon/Macheon
I want to see these, and I want to see them NOW.

>> No.55620089

>>55619993
Probably another long stream till the end of the base game, and then the DLC which is pretty long too.

>> No.55620106

>>55619810
he said he was working on one after his cover released but it was probably a year away

>> No.55620135

>>55619730
manekomono, he just had a month-long subathon after a new model debut. i love his asmr stuff and he has quite a bit of game genre overlap with altare, very cool and personable guy

>> No.55620140

>>55619591
the fat fuck vesties are getting uppity

>> No.55620284

I wish Shinri would go on a Zak Bagans style ghost hunting adventure but he tries to seduce the ghost the entire time

>> No.55620326

>>55619998
nta, I think he has but wasn't able to finish exploring it yet

>> No.55620364

>>55620135
I just realized I was following him but then unfollowed when he tweeted a pic of his hands with something like "me fingering your ears" kek. but thanks anyway anon

>> No.55620365

>it's the dingding shit
MOOOOOOOMM AXEL IS SPEAKING CHINESE

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>>55620140
All jokes aside, this dumb shit genuinely gave me a self esteem boost. Thanks, architect femvesties.

>> No.55620443

>>55619058
ToT Now I understand why vesojis are so cute. Now tell us what you've been snacking on.

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>>55619058
Yet another one to banish from the council. We take from you your power!

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>>55619998
he went there last stream! and he talked to the person there too! it was interesting to see how Vesper and Shinri handled the moment differently
>>55619993
Shinris catching onto details fast. If he goes all night he might complete it. But more likely in 1 more stream. Plus 2 more for the DLC.

i fukin love shinri so much and this is one of my fav games of all time I'm so glad hes enjoying this game

>> No.55620596

>gba
my very first game console... the memories...

>> No.55620602

Vesties more like Fatties

>> No.55620643

>>55620589
I promise I will play Outer Wilds one day so I can watch these streams

>> No.55620690

>>55620453
typical fat fuck vestie, absorbing others powers to make himself even bigger

>> No.55620742

>>55620602
I was mostly kidding when I said I'm the last /fit/ Vestie, but now I'm concerned it might be true.

>> No.55620832

>>55616275
I like music content from Mori and some JP Stars like Astel, but otherwise not really. When it comes to streams, I barely even have time to watch just my oshi.

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Why do fat people exist? Seriously, why? They're basically a walking signage that says "I live like a slob and will probably die from heart disease". And the people who want to fuck them? They're horrible people with poor taste. Who would want to fuck lumps of thick, sweaty, meaty fat while saying derogatory shit at their face like "no one will fucking love you but me" and "your fat ass will always be mine"? They're broken mentally as well. So easily manipulated by food coupled with low self esteem. They aren't human. They're dolls with no souls basically at your beck and call. Try as they might to leave you they know for a fucking fact they won't find someone desperate enough to like them. Fat people are disgusting and deserve to lick the bottoms of my shoe.

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>>55620742
Not so fast.

>> No.55621022

>>55620967
Fat people have enough disposable income to get fat
it's a sign of wealth

>> No.55621058

>>55620967
Leader go to bed

>> No.55621110

>>55620742
>>55621021
no proof = don't care, you're fatter than every ojiwhalte itt

>> No.55621129

>So we gotta breed
Axel..

>> No.55621135

Did Vesper ever buy the Tungsten Cube?

>> No.55621191
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>> No.55621219

axel making axelotls breed as he watches

>> No.55621232
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>>55621022
>it's a sign of wealth
It's not. Also, it's weird that this is the second time I've had to post this graph to /MANS/ in less than two weeks.

>> No.55621252

>>55621135
wasn’t what ended up winning the cintique?

>> No.55621278

>>55621191
>worker
>no wage
That's just a slave at this point..

>> No.55621294

Flayon found a goddamn smiting tablet!

>> No.55621325

>>55619440
>thinking either of those dudes would be doing the molesting

>> No.55621356

>>55621294
Welp, that didn't last very long.

>> No.55621381

>>55621294
And he died again...

>> No.55621395

>>55621110
I get the feeling that no proof will be adequate short of full nudes.

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>>55621191
He's dying

>> No.55621411

>>55618596
Magni made a pink squad too

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>>55620967
This is why we must fatten up bettel posthaste

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>>55620690
Wrong! It is those that succumb to the whorish ways that become fat.

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>>55621219
He pays us in "love"

>> No.55621534

>>55621395
not true
put a towel over your crotch

>> No.55621561

>>55621411
who?

>> No.55621662

I hate magni and magmites

>> No.55621681

>>55621356
>>55621381
His stream has looped around from pathetic/frustrating into absolute kino hilarity
The whole emerald ore arc was entertainment fucking gold

>> No.55621716

>>55621232
>>55621022
Also, while obesity as a sign of wealth was historically a thing, and that perception still exists in some cultures, in most developed nations, poor people are now more likely to be fat.

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>>55621395
such hasty assumptions, the vestie authenticity council would only require full nudity if we deem your photos digitally altered or otherwise insufficient proof that it is indeed yours... now let's start with no shirt...

>> No.55621837

I am not a fan of Axel clinging onto STD ridden axelotls

>> No.55621874

>>55621837
He's not clinging to you though?

>> No.55621900

is it just me or does axel sometimes directly answer things in axel poster's text walls?

>> No.55621959

>>55621900
We know he's here, anon

>> No.55622025

>>55621900
Axelotl prime writes about so many things it would be a wonder if Axel didn't talk about some of the topics on those posts

>> No.55622079

>>55621900
Haven't pay a lot of attention, but I wouldn't be surprised

>> No.55622096

>>55621496
im so high that this kinda turned me on and made me fantasize about using a little axelotl dolled up ddlg style as a chubby squishy naturally lubricated amphibious fleshlight ToT

>> No.55622099

>>55619730
He's raided at least three catboys.
https://www.twitch.tv/riikamivt
https://www.twitch.tv/manekomono
https://www.twitch.tv/yuukikoubyou

>> No.55622178

>>55621900
Axel is subconsciously aware of all his posts, because he's a fragmentary personality that Axel developed to cope with being so alone.

>> No.55622207

jester in the pilot chat

>> No.55622254

>>55621900
No one reads Axelotl prime posts, anon, stop making up stuff

>> No.55622311

>>55621219
He truly has been spending a lot of time with Altare these days, I see...

>> No.55622317

jester in the pilot light (affectionate)

>> No.55622384

Axel is stinky

>> No.55622412

>>55622384
Even better

>> No.55622419

>>55622384
He probably smells like a boy.

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I'm going to sleep and when I wake up my dad is back.

>> No.55622574

>>55622254
rrat: axel is axelotl prime, hyping himself up for his next stream

>> No.55622606

shy little girl with a shit talking puppet is a great trope

>> No.55622690

>>55622574
Imagine how long it would take Axel to type it all out

>> No.55622701

my ranking:
1. Bettel
2. Altare
2. Magni
4. Hakka
5. Vesper
6. Axel
7. Flayon
8. Shinri

>> No.55622815

>>55622606
It's cute! why is Hakka upside down though? Had to walk away for a few minutes.

>> No.55622814

>>55622701
Ranking of biggest whore?

>> No.55622856

>>55622815
He was covering the portrait of the sea people princess

>> No.55622867

>>55622814
That doesn't make sense because Vesper and Magni aren't at either end

>> No.55622889

>>55622562
Is that what they call "the eternal sleep"?

>> No.55622900

>>55622690
he had to take a couple days break to refill his premade messages

>> No.55622904

That's weird. I'm starting to find Axel cute all of a sudden.

>> No.55622926

>>55622814
>Vesper in the middle of the pack
You new or something? Welcome, I guess. You'll learn.

>> No.55622927

>>55621232
da hell is going on in saudi arabia

>> No.55622943

>>55622814
Why would Magni and Vesper rank lower than Bettel?

>> No.55622987

>>55622856
Nahone~

>> No.55623051

>>55622904
Is it the JP?

>> No.55623053

>>55622311
Thing is Aniki can get it up so he dont have to just watch. Altare cant, its because of all the past relationship trauma you see.

>> No.55623056

>>55622926
Meant for >>55622701

>> No.55623162

the pikmen being sad when they couldn't reach the target... fuck i'm easy

>> No.55623204

>>55623053
Not really, the trauma hasn't stopped him from raping all his enemies. If anything, it just makes him better at it.

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Shinri and Altare made me start going *pop* *pop* *pop* and now I can't stop...

>> No.55623238

Vesties in the thread, post tummy or GTFO

>> No.55623259

>>55623053
>Fetishizing erectile dysfunction
Do fujos fucking really?

>> No.55623304

I want to be bred by Axel

>> No.55623317

>>55623259
Most fujos have no boundaries when it comes to fetishes except for the most pick-me fujos.

>> No.55623348

>>55622814
can't be cause Vesper is in the middle. it's my personal ranking of most watched and thus most liked Tempus boys

>> No.55623384

A fuken fish?

>> No.55623418

If Vesper ever comes back I promise to post a tummy pic after his first stream.

>> No.55623432

>a fucking fish

>> No.55623434

>>55623259
It's pretty popular in feminization

>> No.55623440

I just have a simple altnowa reverse grooming fantasy. Idk what’s with all the fat and erectile dysfunction fetishism going on.

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>>55623238

>> No.55623496

>>55623259
One of the most popular mafia yaoi mangas is literally about a mafia boss with erectile dysfunction, that's the plot.

>> No.55623562

>>55623470
sex

>> No.55623568

kek Axel

>> No.55623627

>>55623496
i'm on my hands and knees please give me the name

>> No.55623649

>>55623238
I don't wanna. I've been sitting with bad posture, so my tummy skin was folded and even though now I'm upright and it's normal again, there are little red lines that I'll be self-conscious about.

>> No.55623650

announcement in 1 minute

>> No.55623766

i hate waiting

>> No.55623823

Axelotls sucking on Axel...

>> No.55623842

>>55623204
>buying into cultare propaganda
Ngmi

>> No.55623900

>>55623649
I have the same issue.. vestie..

>> No.55623938

>>55623627
>Saezuru Tori wa Habatakanai
But I was wrong it's the bodyguard of the mafia boss that's impotent

>> No.55623935

>>55623823
You wouldnt?

>> No.55623945

>>55623317
>Pick-me fujos
What does this even mean?

>> No.55624010

>>55623945
No fucking idea, I only knew of Ayden fakeboy fujoshi

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>>55623384
>>55623432

>> No.55624036

>>55623935
Of course I would

>> No.55624077

Pikumin

>> No.55624084

>[Notice]
>Thank you for your continued support of hololive English and HOLOSTARS English.
>We are delighted to announce that talents Ouro Kronii and Noir Vesper were happily married in a ceremony held on July 18, 2023. Permissions to share this news has finally cleared, and we hope that you will celebrate this union with happiness and a renewed sense of unity.

>To commemorate the occasion, merchandise will be released at a later date.

>> No.55624097

>I want to fart all over her eggs
Hakka is a brap fetishist...

>> No.55624121

>>55623440
Vesties are desperate for anything that reminds them of their oshi, please understand

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https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1689091642496847872

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>>55624032
>no sound
JOBBER

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>>55623938
Thanks anon. I'll make sure to name my first child after you.

>> No.55624186

>>55624084
why are altventurers like this

>> No.55624199

I love the deranged portion of the night when Flay starts to really fall apart

>> No.55624208

>>55624121
But Vesper biked across the whole US, shouldn't that make him as fit as one can get?

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>>55624151

>> No.55624222

>>55624121
It's funny you say that, you remind me of this guy I used to listen to on YouTube called Noir Vesper. You heard of him? Nah, I guess was always pretty niche.

>> No.55624246

>>55624084
Lies. Kronii was over the heels towards that japanese maid she met in Akiba

>> No.55624258

>>55624151
https://files.catbox.moe/ffx74d.mp4

>> No.55624260

Why is their a magmite on the lower left portion of hakkas stream? Please remove it hakkaaaa

>> No.55624263

>>55624213
Uh oh, Shinri what are you touching there

>> No.55624277

>>55624158
/MANS/ almost never soundposts... look at the commandments every thread now...

>> No.55624347

>>55624213
tfuck is Shinri is doing to Bette therel?

>> No.55624364

I think it's been enough time, just gimme ma bois back

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>>55624263
that's what the clown gets for leaving his tits exposed

>> No.55624393

>>55624158
oh oops i spaced out and forgot it scrambled the filename
https://files.catbox.moe/ifwwh8.mp3

>> No.55624416

>>55623496
Is that the one with busty trap dentist?

>> No.55624423

>>55624260
He's babysitting it

>> No.55624426

>>55623649
i hate you whores so much giving us erotic vivid descriptions of cute little personalized imperfections but no proof hate you sluts

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>>55624347

>> No.55624465

>>55624364
Magni has moved on already, at this point I doubt they're coming back

>> No.55624467

>>55624213
Is this a month in review spoiler

>> No.55624494

>>55624416
>busty trap dentist
Come again?

>> No.55624507

I now need a fic of Shinri making Bettel cum just by fondling his nipples

>> No.55624554

ambush vesojis at night
drag vesojis into dark alleyways
rape vesojis

>> No.55624559

>>55624467
Needs Hakka also molesting him and sleepy Flayon drunk out of his mind.

>> No.55624564

>>55624121
>post about Altnowa
>somehow makes it about Vesties
Altventurers truly are just as manipulative like their oshi.

>> No.55624582

>>55624465
notice something Y-yeah I guess he won't sail the same boat again

>> No.55624621

Axel don't tell Flay that, he will make you do some fujobaiting for fanservice

>> No.55624636

>>55624364
its been like, a month now...im scared...The amount of momentum lost with Vespers two week break...a whole month ...

>> No.55624641

>>55624554
Too many steps.

>> No.55624651

Axel is gonna cum on stream for his female fans

>> No.55624652

>>55624507
OK, but consider: Shrinri making Bettel cum just from grinding his hard-on on the clowns fully clothed butt and back

>> No.55624664

all these fat vesojis itt are making me hormonally horny

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>> No.55624702

>>55624084
I would wish my broshi luck if this ever happens(it wont). He is gonna need it.

>> No.55624714

not like Magni stream good anyway. He spend half time not saying word and end when 60 minute done to play with Bettel
Solo mag time my ass he hates you

>> No.55624738

>>55624664
>hormonally horny
How is that different from normal horny?

>> No.55624751

>>55624652
Hot.

>> No.55624777

>>55624494
>The series focuses on Takuma Kurosumi, the member of a yakuza group who falls in love with the dentist Tomori Shirayuki during an appointment under the belief that Tomori is a woman; in reality, he is a cross-dressing man of a rival yakuza group.

>> No.55624831

>>55624564
Not my fault Vesties ITT want Vesper to be fat and impotent dude, that's just how it is

>> No.55624862

>>55624777
Ah, no, that's a different one. I think I've read it though.

>> No.55624915

>>55624831
But Vesper is fat and impotent... and gets off on sucking unwashed truckers. That's just how it is.

>> No.55624921

>Femvesties all want vesojis, not the cute shota vestie experience
why does it have to be like this?

>> No.55624989

>>55624921
grooming a veshota..

>> No.55625008

>>55624699
Altare! I kinda dislike the way you do those "awww" every stream, but you're still my oshi

>> No.55625075

>>55624831
Only saw one post talking about Altare being the impotent one /here/
>>55623053

>> No.55625077

>>55625008
aww, thx guys

>> No.55625078

Shinri is so smart

>> No.55625086

>>55624921
>Oshi an autistic older man
>People wonder why you prefer older men instead of younger ones
I feel like it's self explanatory

>> No.55625098

>>55624921
you seem to not understand who our oshi is

>> No.55625101

>>55624921
veshotas are not a thing, we only have a single veszoomer but sadly he's retarded.

>> No.55625136

>>55624777
I'm gonna read this. No homo though.

>> No.55625151

>>55624921
Veshotas do not exist

>> No.55625158

I would piss myself too if I was in middle of the ocean, not because I would drown but because something would definitely maul me

>> No.55625160

>>55625101
>but sadly he's retarded.
>sadly

>> No.55625168

Why is Shinri's model so jittery

>> No.55625183

>>55625101
>hes retarded
JUST LIKE VESPER!!!!

>> No.55625254

>>55625151
>>55625101
That's why you have to start training them early, so they grow up to be exactly the right kind of socially retarded and breedable.

>> No.55625291

Ah /Mans/ the Vesper anti thread.kek

>> No.55625305

>>55625101
>a single veszoomer
wrong

>> No.55625330

>>55625168
It's the coffee.

>> No.55625371

>>55625101
what's the oldest age to qualify for veszoomer

>> No.55625423

>>55624738
like impregnation horny vs rutting horny i don't know THEY'RE DRIVING ME NUTS

>> No.55625456

>>55625371
Bae's

>> No.55625466

>>55625371
21, older than that and you are just a haggered shell of a vestie

>> No.55625496

>>55625371
24

>> No.55625532

>>55625423
wtf sister

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>>55624277
I feel most posters here don't know how to soundpost. I have a couple, but some are dead pomf ones that need to be updated.

>> No.55625572

>>55625423
>>55624664
I actually can't tell if these posts are jokes, in whole or part.

>> No.55625616

>Monster girls
>Cold, distant
>Manipulative
>Big dick lizardmen
Hakka's taste is a little... based

>> No.55625691

is axel the only one streaming?

>> No.55625722

>>55625371
RUN YOU FOOL

>> No.55625758

>>55625691
No, Hakka and Shinri are streaming too

>> No.55625761

>>55625691
Hakka and Shinri too

>> No.55625794

Axel is streaming yet Vesties would rather talk about a man who hasn't been here in weeks and themselves

>> No.55625807

>>55625423
Pushing a femvestie into the mattress with my gut as I mating press her...

>> No.55625844

>have to run an errand tomorrow
>going to miss CoMaM crunchkino
Feels bad

>> No.55625874

>>55625794
daddy issues

>> No.55625908

>>55624915
I never said I disagreed with their assessment.

>> No.55625925

>>55625794
yes
>>55625807
I imagined that as a Nikocado Avocado vestie kek

>> No.55625964
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>>55625569
Speaking of, the one you just posted is dead KEK

>> No.55625986

>>55625874
Their dad was a antisocial nerd or something?

>> No.55626060

>>55625925
with the coin slot asshole as well?

>> No.55626062

>>55625986
...my dad was indeed an antisocial nerd

>> No.55626065

You fuckers better not start ERP'ing in the thread.

>> No.55626110

>>55625986
no way to know. he just wasn't there

>> No.55626149

>>55626060
Of course
>>55626065
Too late, *cums on you*

>> No.55626171

>>55626065
*i begin to jack off furiously, making the noise of a dying animal while cumming all over this post*

>> No.55626189

>Axel calling an axelotl a good boy
giwtwm

>> No.55626214

>>55625794
They only watch vesper

>> No.55626246

>>55626065
*emaciates you over the course of a two-year toxic relationship and fucks your fragile body*

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>>55625616
You know, his lust for lizardmen does explain some things...

>> No.55626344

>>55625986
Yep

>> No.55626352

>>55626246
ToT

>> No.55626360

mama is crying again

>> No.55626366

>>55624583
?

>> No.55626403

>>55625794
It seems like most everyone /here/ likes Axel as a person, but his streams only appeal to a small subset. I like his music a lot, though.

>> No.55626423

>>55626251
leader is actually fighting behind the scenes to bring magni back, and vesper too yeah... maybe

>> No.55626516

>>55626251
Huh...

>> No.55626528

>>55626423
What does that have to do with Hakka instantly loving Altare because he's a lizardman?

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