/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

it is a bit too childish for me imo

>>55602134

>>55602134
Spongebob is a good ass show and you are a faggot

I don't see the problem

>>55602134
>"I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself"
>But it's on /vt/ instead of /v/, and like 13 years later.
For better or worse, evolution is a very slow process.

>>55602134
Yes

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55602134
God you seething 2views are becoming more pathetic with each post

Also everyone loved spongebob idiot, i rewatched that shit like a year ago and it was fucking hilarious

Maybe people are exhausted of pessimism and just want to experience pure, sincere happiness free of irony.

Also, BAU BAU

>>55602134
You have to consider a huge portion of the vtuber audience is "former" bronies

>>55602134
Yes, and?

nobody is forcing you to watch this, stick to veibae she enjoys talking about chunks of meat coming out of her vagina during her period

>>55602134
it's possible to like both raunchy sex vtubers and clean family friendly vtubers at the same time
you should give both of them a try and if you don't like one of them you should not denigrate them or their fans

>>55602134
You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board. You're easily recognizable out of a child because you think something meant to heal the souls of distressed ojisan, who spent a miserable day at work, is for children. All the things you listed as being missing from the stream are the things that edgy teens enjoy. Now go back to plebbit, I'm sure that 30 year dude posing as a 'fellow teen' girl has responded to your last DM.

>>55602134
Yeah it's actually fun unlike you seething 2views manufacturing drama at every single turn. Your seething over their success is funny too though.

>>55602848
you ok bro

>>55602134
How is that related at all to unicorns, you retard?
Unicorns want GFE, fucking lurk more before making threads newfag.

>>55602771
Jesus... man.
I'm eating pizza here....

>>55602134
Come back in 15 years. You are still too young to understand, baby boy.

>>55602134
Playhouse Disney is back. This is it right here.

>>55602886
i wasn't before the stream started but i'm getting there.

>>55602983
This is the correct answer. This thread can be deleted now.

>>55602771
kill yourself for fuck sakes.

>>55602134
You must be over 18 years old to use this site.

>>55602134
It's so funny to see this guy post really obvious bait and seething Ruffians can't resist giving him free (you)s. He keeps doing it too, how many threads has he made about it?
Why do Ruffians get so mad that they keep replying to the shittiest of bait threads that they've already seen before?

>>55602134
>no swearing
>no adult topics
>thinking these are in anyway requirements for "maturity"

i think you're the one whose porn-addicted zoomer brain hasn't evolved beyond the amnionic sac. only children care about "looking more adult"

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55602134
>This is like the Spongebob of vtubers.

So Season 1-3 good?

>>55602134
>no swearing
Great, swearing is proof you're a mental midget with a double digit vernacular
>no adult topics
Excellent, why make things awkward and yabe with cancerous content like that.
>absolutely squeaky clean super seiso
Godly, Seiso is the best.
>stay completely in character the entire time
How is this even a bad thing? You're just looking or reasons to have grievances like a Trump 2.0.

And speaking of Trump, how's the Donald Trump of Vtuber, Calliope Mori doing? Oh right, she's following all your advice and no one watches her anymore.

Simple, fucking rules to follow if you want to be successful.

It's very cute and I see the appeal. But I do prefer some spice in my chuubas.

The spice must flow.

>>55602134
based retard

>>55603342
Honestly with this kind of reply rate I want to try it out too. Free replies for minimal effort.

>This is children content
>This is meant for actual children to watch
>This is like the Spongebob of vtubers

It's so OVER for gura, why watch one goo goo ga ga noise generator when there are TWO on stream at all times?

>>55602134
Spongebob wasn't squeaky clean you zoomer fuck.

>>55603454
>It was her timeslot, Mr. Krabs! She was number one!

>>55602134
Vtubing is healing...
at long last...

>>55602134
This stuff is literally why I love hololive

>>55602134
Stop remaking this seethe thread everyday. You will forever be a 1view.

>>55602134
vshojo and nijisanji is that way, sir.

>>55602781
I'm gonna denigrate whomever the FUCK I want. This is fucking 4chan. We hate the fuck out of EVERYTHING.

>>55602134
good, better than the usual roasties talking about their bleeding vaginas

>>55602134
>homobeggar seething 24/7
You love to se it

>>55602134
No one wants your irony poison anymore

>>55602134
what the FUCK. where are my WHORES. I must watch women talking about being independent and sucking dick and making BBC jokes. This is not HECKIN cool. Why does hololive allow this SEXIST PEDOPHILE CONTENT?!?!?!? Unfortunately, idol culture is a thing.

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55602134
Anon if you want vshojo content just say so. Everyone knows hololive is like this

>>55602134
>CGDCT
>AAIIIIIEEEEEEEE UNICORNNNNNNN
seems like unicorn rent free in your head

>>55602134
SpongeBob is PG13 not KIDS lol

>>55602134
>absolutely squeaky clean super seiso
Fuwawa and Mococo just said they want to wrestle each other… and Bijou said she will watch…

>>55603860
It's TV-Y7 in the US.

>>55603565
>Empty your mind of everything that doesn't have to do with fine dining. Fine dining and breathing

>>55602134
I'm surprised Nickelodeon haven't cashed in on cartoon Vtubers. Think how much money they can make and children they can groom

>>55602134
it's CGDCT. if that's not to your tastes there are many other whore vtubers out there for you to choose from. you self-harming by consuming content you hate probably warrants a visit to a therapist.

I feel like I'm becoming a baby

>>55603504
>brings Mori up out of nowhere
Does she live rent free in your head?

im baby

>>55604041
>I call it bold and brash
>More like belongs in the trash

>>55602134
Yes, we have been over this already.

It just keeps happening

>>55602771
I wish you were joking about this.

>>55604041
>MY LEG!!!

>>55604219
It is common sense, don't do what Mori does unless you want to be beaten by beyond shitshows like NijiEN.

>>55603504
Fuwawa is not seiso, and Mococo is, as that is sort dynamic they have. It leaves room for apology streams for their morning shoe.
Example: Fuwawa plays innocent while she lets out her perverted side, like favorite word is Yobai, said she wants Koyori to Yobai her, favorite anime Yosuga No Sora, Mococo banned her from playing the Sims, etc. Also see pic.

>>55604063
It would just end up like Tony the Tiger with non-stop thirsty fans in the comments and Deviantart-tier fanart.

>>55602134
so who's graduating this time? selen?

>>55604714
yeah

>>55604804
wait, seriously? jesus. i was being sarcastic

>>55603342
>Homobeggar make a thread
>get full dump of shit load
>its bait i swear
Every fucking time

>>55604564
Isn’t there a Tony the Tiger VTuber now?

>>55604446
>What's so great about dumb, old Texas?
>Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain

>>55604860
I'm only half-joking, she's not actually graduating but had a severe meltdown on twitter today that made it seem like it's just a matter of time at this point.

>>55604063
Nickelodeon has been broadcasting NFL playoff games using Spoongebob characters.

It was weird, and extremely fun to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lInnBPIootI

>>55604944
Was

>>55602134
perfect content to watch with my wife

>>55602134
It's been pretty funny seeing all the seethe and shill threads for Advent. I'm sticking to my Myth and CouncilRyS girls and enjoying the shitshow going on in catalog. Give it a month or two for them to get situated guys, they're new.

>>55604873
Shit threads are bait yes, he literally keeps making the same thread every day, I don't think he even bothers to switch up the arguments

>>55604385
came here to post this
another fake fan filtered successfully
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

>>55602134
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU
GET FILTERED GET FILTERED GET FILTERED GET FILTERED

>>55602134
uh oh someones mad at two anime doggy girls and a loli, better go tell 4chan how much of a rAGEBOnER they give me

how the fuck are you niggas still biting these same bait threads to bump limit it has been 2 weeks of the same tired bait

>>55602771
>>55604414

>>55605170
Free ads?

>>55605227
this

>>55605220
What's the matter anon? Don't tell me you can handle some gross humor? Isn't it so funny how this cute anime girl is actually just a nasty gremlin? It's so unexpected!

>>55604274
Fauna's is the best one
Mumei is so creative

Why do most chuubas boil down to either >Jellybrain Toddler
>Pox-ridden Whore
or worst of all
>Pox-ridden Whore pretending to be a Jellybrain Toddler
Even if you think that's just true of all women, vtubers take it to an extreme you don't usually encounter in the real world. Most women don't actually talk like Amy Schumer through every single conversation, yet that's how most 'funny cum joke' vtubers act.

>>55602134
You've made this thread like ten times now.

Advent was a massive flop for me, not a single interesting member or design. It pushed me to explore the smaller corpos; while I like how unchained they are, I wish they played more interesting games.

>>55604951
>The pioneers used to ride these babies for MILES!

>>55602134
>Cartoon anime girls...behaving like... cartoon anime girls?????????????
kys retard, go watch some twitch chuuba talk about her gaping rotten pussy if you don't like it

>>55604385
This image warms my heart in the same way as 'watamelon'.

>>55605426

>>55603711
Kek

>>55602134
Basically. Honestly just had this epiphany as well. Don't know why I never noticed it sooner, but I guess we only really had gura doing the hard hololive style similar to jps. This shit is literally cocomelon autism but for 30 year old men

>>55603652
Ah yes, I'm seething that some dudes aren't participating in the cocomelon autism. I'm not clamoring for any collabs. I'm pointing out that this shit fucking sucks, but respect the hustle.

>>55605994
Samefag

>>55604385
Nigga, I've been watching vtubers and hololive longer than the majority of this board, I'm an OG kizuna fag. This cocomelon shit ain't what vtubing was ever about. Have fun with your autism streams, but fuck off pretending like you're some kind of OG because you're a closet diaper fag.

>Shitposting goes down 5 minutes ago
>Gura starts streaming 5 minutes ago
jesus, the chumbuddy fags aren't even trying to hide it at this point

>>55605994
>Gura
>hard Hololive style similar to JPs
Larp or stealth Gura shill. Gura is nothing like the JPs or Fuwamoco for that matter. She's a massive fucking coombaiter

>>55602134
I'm 37. BAU BAU.

ITT: Insecure retards who think people actually a give a flying fuck on what they prefer.

>>55602848
Nuclear Burn right here

>>55602134
This post screams with edgy teen energy

>>55602134
>no swearing
>no adult topics

bless them, i don't want to listen to bitches/thots talk about either of those after a stressful work day.

>>55602134
Yes, I'm a child and mommy Fauna is going to breastfeed me later, how's your life?

>>55602771
i don't understand why everyone is so grossed out by this. isn't it basically the same thing that happens when you pee?

>>55602134
who the fuck doesnt like disney

>>55607133
nobody wants to talk about shit like that let alone listen to some vtuber talk about it you dumb autist

>>55607133
taking so much birth control you birth out a chunk of meat isn't normal, no.

>>55607133
I don't pee fucking pieces of flesh anon

>>55607133
Well she also talked about how she should have cooked the chunks over a grill

>>55607133
Bro if there are chunks of meat coming out of you when you piss you need to see a doctor IMMEDIATELY

>>55604944
there was like one stream for some promotion and it was kino

>>55607808
>woman talking about the blood and tissue
gross but thats life. if you ever have kids or a sister, you'll have to eventually face it
>jokes about cooking it
amy Schumer tier

>>55602134
No it is not for children. It is for grown men with particular preferences which is weird in itself.

That said I can't believe you are actually advocating for cussing and sex jobs. Nothing could be more cringe than juvenile humor chuubas.

>>55607255
shedding uterine lining is completely normal, birth control or otherwise. it looks like strawberry jello sometimes.

>>55608387
>uterine lining
normal
>describing eating it in detail
not normal

it's not that deep anon

>>55603598
>we
You don't speak for me, faggot.

>>55602134
They all start like that, It will change eventually

>>55608387
"That looks like when I have diarrhea and I'm on my period and then I look in the toilet bowl after.
I dont think I've ever told you this story, but like, hear me out. Once, I was on birth control for like two months, like straight up two months no break. And when I get off of it, I think on my first period.. I wasn't like, bleeding right? And after like three days, I straight up birthed out my entire, fucking like, vagina skin. Like all of it at once. It was like a chunk of meat. A straight up chunk of meat on my pad. Like, it was the size of a fist. Yeah. It was fucking disgusting.
I should have grilled it? Haha, yeah right?! I didn't eat it. I poked it, to check the girth."
-Veibae

>>55602134
My gf and I play this game all the time. You might've known if you weren't a virgin faggot

>>55608387
taking a shit is normal, I don't go about talking about how many kernels of corn I see and how I will bake it later.

>>55602134
>>no swearing
>>no adult topics
>>absolutely squeaky clean super seiso
>>stay completely in character the entire time
Yes, this is /vt/. This is what VTubers are supposed to be. If you want women who swear and talk about "adult topics", there are plenty of camwhores around.

>>55608688
Does having sex give you insight into the lives of strangers, leading me to know that your gf plays this game?

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55606245
>OGFag, When kizuna does more stronger kayfabe
A classic young man larping to be cool, you gotta be 18 to post here.

>>55608596
wtf brith control was she taking for that to fucking happen

>>55608845
No but it proves that you're wrong in that the content is for children and that ironically you're the one that hasn't grown up.

>>55603711
>Unfortunately, idol culture is a thing.
A classic. This is why FUWAMOCO hate [Oshi no Ko].

>>55605994
>Homobeggar still seething
Lol

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55608977
Not like this Kronii….

GIVE ME A DAMN MIC
>UN UN
I WENT TO A BAR
>UN UN
TO DRINK BEER
>UN UN
TO TALK ABOUT HOLOS
>UN UN
AND THIS ANTI SUMBITCH COMES UP TO ME AND STARTS TALKING NARRATIVES
>UN UN
SO I GIVE HIM A STUNNER
>UN UN
I GIVE HIM ANOTHER STUNNER
>UN UN
I GIVE HIM THREE STUNNERS
>UN UN
UNITY IS KEY
>UN UN
ANY SUMBITCH THAT NARRATIVE POSTS WILL GET THEIR TEETH KICKED IN AHHHH BAU BAU
>UN UN
IF YOU LOVE HOLOLIVE GIVE ME A BAU BAU
>BAU BAU
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE FUWAMOCO SAID SO

>>55609287
Hey ruffian your oshi is awesome. Could you tell some of the shittier fans to stay out of our thread? I’m sure there are plenty of ours in yours, sorry about that but it doesn’t represent us we just want our space feel free to abuse them til they leave hopefully they do because so far we haven’t had luck getting yours out. Sorry about this. Thanks.

>>55609287
DRINK MILK
RAISE HECK
BEAT BIJOU

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55609738
From what I've heard, ruffians are the most popular fanbase (from the new gen) for Nijishitters to impersonate in cross-thread terrorism.

>>55609287
BAU BAU

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55602134
They're meant to be idols.

>>55602134
seething 2view are scared that people enjoy vtubers acting pure, instead of the status whore qou. just them think of putting any effort to their characters is already too much to bare.

>>55609861
No fucking way. How is it always Nijiniggers? I buy this explanation though.

>>55609287
OH *BEEP* YEAH

>>55608492
NTA but I'm pretty sure that was a joke

>>55610575
Well, honestly I'm not sure if it's Nijisisters doing it, but we get the same kind of bait (acting like they're ruffians and talking bad about other Advent members) in /baubau/. They're real easy to tell apart there, the only thing real ruffians do in their spare time is complete puzzles.

>>55609861
>Nijiniggers claim that all of Ruffians are children
>Easily able to falseflag in their general
Everything they say is like a boomerang.

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55602134
>>stay completely in character the entire time
You have no idea how much I've waited for a chuuba to be like that. I bet Heaven is filled with people like that.

>>55602134
you seem scared, which gigamad vtuber are you OP? I believe the whore house you're looking to get raped and OD in is two blocks down, and to the left

>>55602134
are you farming BAU BAUs?
BAU BAU NIGGERS

>>55602134
This sounds like the guy who is glad to be an atheist because he can spend all day jacking off without feeling guilty.

my brother in christ, if you want whores talking about dicks, cum, sex, 24/7 just go watch vshojo or any other indie on twitch. its not that hard
BAU BAU btw

>>55602134
Fuck off froot.

>>55602134
I'm not watching them but to get this kind of reaction it means they're doing a great job. Get filtered.

>>55608977
>FUWAMOCO hate Oshi no Ko
>it recently implied incest is on the table
If anything I think Fuwawa would love it.

>>55602134
Maturity is when you, by choice, allows yourself to be childish responsibly.

>>55602134
>open other non-holo streams
>talking about sex, dicks, pee and cum,
>open even more non-holo streams
>males on stream flirting with the girls
>open twitch
>girl traumadumping while showing her irl body asking for donos.
You get the content you deserve.

>>55602134
seethe and rent free

>>55608492
The fuck you doing out here, go back in the oven jew

>>55602134
This is a dumb thread. To be fair, I also find threads complaining about other holo or niji or male content to be dumb too. Let people like what they like, whether it be baby jokes or sex jokes. You guys care too much about other people's interests.

>>55602134
You're saying this
On a board
Where people FREAK THE FUCK OUT
When a vtuber does 18+ content
You're getting what you ask for
And you're complaining?

>>55602134
I'll never understand "adult content" needing to have swearing, "adult topics", ideology and several others things like that
I don't mind them but they having that doesn't make them automatically better, at the end of the day what matters is if it's good or not

>>55602771
>Chunks of meat coming out of her vagina during her period
I mean, mean women get periods but jesus christ.

>>55602771
>Veibae
Why watch a Shylily knock off?

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55608596
>>55620028
Birth control never does that unless you mean abortion, what the hell was she taking?

>>55621011
Not gonna be a concernfag here, but she might want to get that checked.

>>55602134
>This is like the Spongebob of vtubers.
spongebob is great for all ages, you are retarded

>>55603711

>>55602134
>AAAAAAAAA THESE WOMEN PRETENDING TO BE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE NOT MATURE ENOUGH FOR MATURE GAMERS SUCH AS MYSELF AAAAA

>>55602134
>This is like the Spongebob of vtubers.
It's more like the Aria of vtubers. It's a genre you won't understand until you're older.

>>55602134
Unironically chasing fake fans away

>>55607133
what kind of dick do you have

>>55602134
Seething whoretuber

>>55602134
suddenly content

>>55602134
Bau Bau

>>55603598
>we
4chan isn't your fucking toilet, you stupid nigger

>>55602134
What no swearing! "I want mah adult content!"
You sir are an idiot, i can only assume you are the actual kid, no one with a working brain thinks to be adult you have to swear or talk about sex. Let me let you into a little secret though, there are loads of classless women with Vtuber avatars you can watch and get your fix of gutter content. Enjoy

>>55602134
>WHEN DO WE GET TO PUT OUR DICK IN EM?????

Spam thread

This thread is retarded but now we can ask the real questions.
Would it even be viable for someone to be a kid friendly Vtuber? a lot of kids content on youtube gets literal millions of views even when its not spiderman and elsa shit.

>>55623779
>spiderman and elsa shit.
fucking hell, I still remember seeing that shit getting recommended. I heard there's a new resurgence of that crap in recent years.

>>55602134
But swearing is a telltale sign of immature content

>>55607547
that's weird

>>55623779
>Would it even be viable for someone to be a kid friendly Vtuber?
Cookieswirl

>>55623779
I used to watch GirlDM and she was cute and had the best facial tracking to date, but just wasn't entertaining enough. I'm sure someone out there could make it work, but not many children like vtubers in the first place so it would be pretty useless.

>>55623779
CookieSwirlC became a vtuber and she's doing as well as she was before, so I guess it's not conclusive.
>>55623991
It never went away, it only changed characters. Mickey still popular but now they use paw patrol and others.

>>55623991
there was but its all cheaply animated among us videos with whatever flavor of the month game. since its all being animated instead a vtuber sesame street doesn't seems too far fetched

>>55602134
This is the "mmmm ice cream good, gang gang" type zoomer content, why do you think they love them so much?

>>55602134
>every stream there's this thread
>OP is still watching them every day
My sides.

>>55606245
They are coping because they somehow have to defend themselves from having a rather questionable taste, but even so if they would just stfu about it and enjoy it it'd be ok but they just won't

>>55619796
When I think of actual "adult" content that isn't sexualized or violent, I typically think of stuff like Casablanca. Shit you literally can't understand if you're under the age of 18, not because it's uncouth. Vtubers are fun because they're *ultimately* family friendly, and very few niches have such a wide array of harmless entertainers making stuff that all ages can enjoy.

>inb4 "B-But only manchildren watch so and so
Doesn't matter.

>>55608889
Kayfabe is one thing, cocomelon bau bau shit is a different topic entirely

>>55607133
It must suck to be autistic and not even realize when you're making people uncomfortable.

>>55607133
You need to go to the doctor

>>55624663
Questionable to whom? You seem to be under the impression that someone should give a shit about your opinion, but you never give anyone a reason to do so.

>>55602134
Yeah, it's a bit too sanitized for me. It sure as hell beats whores tho.
But honestly, chuubas need to reach a balance. It's not that fucking hard. Being edgy/crude = ok, being a whore = not ok.

>>55602134

>>55608478
Shop Mori's face on the girl

>>55602134
They cute

>>55602134
Faggot doesn’t know that majority of us in our early 30s still enjoy early SpongeBob, you coomer normalfag zoomers are such a pain in this ass

>>55623779
Have you not watched Gura or Pekora?

>>55602134
>Spongebob is for kids
LMAO no.

A ton of cartoons are never thought of for kids in mind. Powerpuff was aimed towards 25 year old guys. Samurai Jack was a passion project by Genndy. The ed's were made as a challenge by Danny Antinucci to see if he could make a kids show. This anon is fucking malding because they're literally just cute girls doing cute things, the literal core of vtubing.

>>55602134
It's a breath of fresh air. If you don't like it you can watch literally any other EN vtuber

>>55602134
sounds like content for faggots
what, you're hugging a plushie while watching them too?

>>55602134
yes. you redditor trannies can enjoy "ironic" and "mature" " contents full of unfunny vulgar and tryhard trash humours. go watch amerishit woke cartoon shows or your redditors subhuman stupid millennnial bible like mulholland drive and never come here again, fucking dumbasses

I love how shitting on these two retards brings out the absolute whiniest of the site lmao. It made me realize something. Even though I've gotten older, the average age of this sites users has stayed the same. I'm pretty sure most people who do watch the dogs are just around 15. Can't be helped

>>55603504
>how's the Donald Trump of Vtuber, Calliope Mori doing?
How's the second biggest hololive EN member who just did a song for One Piece doing? Yeah, I dunno, retard, you tell me

>>55628599
bet that guy eats up the regular "MORI WILL GRADUATE SOON" threads like a fat kid in a candy store

>>55603504
MORI CALLIOPE EVERYONE

*crowd starts cheering*

YES YES WE ALL LOVE MORI NOW DON'T WE FOLKS. YOU KNOW THE OTHER DAY, I WAS WATCHING MORI, AND SHE TOLD ME THAT WE WERE GONNA BUILD THAT WALL!

>>55603385
Women don't like infantile men

>>55602134
>Anon discovers kayfabe and feels alienated

>>55602723
i can unashamedly vouch firsthand

>>55602723
have you realized that a lot of bronies are in other fandoms, not just vtubers?

>>55607133
What the fuck? I'm 34 and neved peed out anything but pee.

>>55603504

>be one of few ENs in whole industry to actually do the anime girl role
>someone throws a shitfit despite having a ton of options
Why?

>>55607133
WHAT

>>55629321
Go on, impress vapid whores.

>everyone has to do the same thing under one ideal
>everything else is unacceptable

the west is so globohomo. no wonder hollywood and amerimutt shit entertainment are actually becoming the same and collapsing

>>55602134
I'd rather be a child than this decaying shell of a mid thirties man.
When i watch them, i feel like i'm a kid again. So you can fuck off.

>>55603342
I just like typing BAU BAU desu, at least directing it to shitposting gives it a purpose.

>the fake anime girls are too childish for my 30 year old ass
oh no

>western manchildren in their 30s/40s play a persona game in droves
>bitch about how inappropriate the characters are for them

classic soi moment
dont play it then
its literally for teenagers/high school students

>>55602134
while i agree with you that it's giga cringe and rly rly retarded, 30 somthing years old men watching 30 somthing years old women pretend to be 10 year old girls, i will not stand for the spongbob slander

>>55602684
This, vtubing is often so fucking cynical, half hearted and edgy the past year in EN, most girls seem ready to fly off the handle and rant and lecture their audience for daring to ask them to maybe consider being less of disappointing reality sometimes and more of amusing fantasy. This shit is all pretend anyway and the audience is literally telling you what would make them give you more money and yet many chuubas can't get past their own egos. Perhaps unsurprisingly the kind of person who loves attention and praise is probably also a narcissist (they are actually like 10% of the population technically) so go figure they won't listen collectively.

They are role playing anime avatars literally. They don't get to pull the "I'm too sophisticated to do that" card - bitch, no you're fucking not. All Fuwamoco are doing is showing how the game is ideally played, you don't get to lecture Michael Jackson how to sing or Tiger Woods how to play golf. You take fucking notes on their technique.

>>55602134
That's why they're called manchildren

i hope fwmc move to japan and stream in japanaese and mainly collab with jp members
they will keep making troons roasties and amerimutts seethe. en isnt their home obviously

>>55632688
Commit sudoku, last samurai.

>>55603565
Kek

>>55602134

>>55632771
you troons hate them so much. they dont deserve the western shit industry

>>55604873
>ignore bait
>more shitters come to manufacture a consensus
>don't ignore
>"hurr durr baited lol"
Such life

>>55602848
based ESL ojiisan - keep fighting, the doggos are there for you

>>55602134
But enough about Gura

>>55606245
>This cocomelon shit ain't what vtubing was ever about
you never watched vtubers. kill yourself

>>55633244
YWNBJ

>>55609287
BAU BAU

>>55614791
>opening non-holo streams
a common mistake for beginners

>>55602134
flashnews dumbfuck 90% of vtubers are meant for children and manchildrens

I tried reading this thread and I have no idea what is even happening

>>55634468
redditor tourists believe they should be like amerimutts

Kayfabe is king.
Keep crying.

BAU BAU

>>55602134
>says staying in character like it's a bad thing

Kill yourself.

>>55628599
>>55629092
>>55629194
>>55630633
>Suddenly a damage control team appears
The similarities between fat orange and fat pink are striking.

>>55629321
Good, I don't care for fleshtubers and 3d pig disgusting women. If Fuwamoco wants to protect my smile, I will protect theirs too. Bau bau.

>>55631757
thats actually closer to the mental age of women, which is why it works. 30 yr old women pretending to act like 30 yr is more cringe amd fake

I don’t understand what OP is going for outside being so contrarian they want to be seen as retarded

>>55604564
they shouldnt have drawn the tiger so damn sexy then

>>55602134
>Critics who treat ‘adult’ as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence.
-C.S. Lewis

>>55621011
shes obviously over exaggerating the whole thing to get men that dont know any better about how womens periods work to talk about her "le crazyyyy gross woman story" (and it worked from what happened itt). and in the rarity of shit like that happening to her in real life, she'd be more of a miracle than ironlung

>>55603598
t. tourist who thinks edgy shitposts on r/4chan is representative of the whole site.

>>55602134
Why did some falseflagger and his discord waste their time making this thread? I know you fags are just going to point back to this thread in the archive to say "yeah these are what the fuwamoco antis are like!"

BAU BAU farmers need to get a real job

>>55602134
the U in unicorn stands for everyone

>>55602134
CGDCT kino

>>55634276
Tbf there are indies and small corpos that do good CGDCT. Rare in EN but plenty in JP.

>all these (You)s
damn OP that's a good harvest. I'm gonna have to make a FWMC anti thread too one of these days.

>>55602134
OP be like "WHY HAVEN'T THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT MENSTRUATION YET???????? HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS???"

>>55603342
It's free positive publicity for fwmc. Of course I'll give it a (you).

>>55607133
I fucking LOST my shit anon

>>55602134
In the end, most men, even subconsciously wants a family and children. Whenever they watch these too, it feels as if they are their daughteruwaifus, so don't be surprised how sad and lonely our times are.

>>55602134
You'll understand when you're older, anon.

>>55602134
Googoogaga me baby

>>55602134
> a Ruffian disguised as an anti and actually giving positive critics
baused publicity

>>55635200
>30 yr old women pretending to act like 30 yr is more cringe and fake
tell me you've never interacted with an actual female without telling me you never interacted with an real female fucking kek

>>55602134
only children get upset with content made for them

>>55642460
no u

>>55633204
Is he being honest with this statement?

gugu gaga motherfluffer

>>55637862
What if there's a case where there's no there's no CGDCT, no GFE, no males, but the gaming and talking is top tier. It's enough?
>Sure There's standard/natural GFE even though she's/they're not trying

>>55602723
literally me fr fr

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55602134
They're my daughters so of course they'll be acting their age.

so watch something else.

>>55603504
>Donald Trump of Vtuber
What did he mean by this?

>>55602284
Manchild

>>55602134
>Nooooooooo, I don't wanna watch cgdct I want to give my money to a real whore that says stuff I can jerk off to later because I'm a real adult and sex is only for real adult chuds like me

Kill yourself anon

>>55603565
My fucking sides, you can't do that anon

>>55602134
BAU BAU

>>55609287
BAU BAU

>>55644006
>NOOOOO, I DON'T WANT A REAL GF I WANT TO GIVE MY MONEY TO A WHORE THAT DOES CUTE NOISES
Kill yourself anon

>>55645136
Real GFs are disgusting and you'd have to be a complete fucking retard and/or clueless virgin to want one. Anime girls making cute noises will always be superior.

>>55602134
How fucking dumb are you
They played Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion for crying out loud

>>55605122
It's the debut shill buff + debut seethe buff. Yes they are both buffs.

>>55605170
Free bait, free reply, both are free dopamine hits

>>55605399
Because in the radar diagram of a woman's personality, those are the most obvious cusps that can be pumped up and milked for views.

>>55605994
I agree, I can't watch those 3 for more than 10 minutes. But I probably would have a few years ago, so it's really a matter of attracting the right public. bronies This kind of content was missing in the big EN players and I'm glad that niche was filled.
Now I'll go back to watching my Phase girls and other misc 2 views.

>>55602134
>>no swearing
>>no adult topics
>>absolutely squeaky clean super seiso
>>stay completely in character the entire time
YOU'RE DESCRIBING IDOLS
YOU RETARDED MOTHERFUCKER

>>55644006
wojaknigger out

>>55602134
It was better back then....

congrats, OP

Honestly that’s why I stopped watching for a bit I’m still subbed but it feels too much like nick jr for me. And unlike chat I just can’t force myself to act like a 4 year old repeating random words they say. Even SpongeBob has adult jokes that aren’t sexual.

>>55602134
this is the best what happened in EN vtubing
this is actually what vtubing suppose to be

>>55649324
Samefag.

>>55645201
This anon is ahead of the curve.

Where do you think you are?

>>55607133
You forgot your clapper, you fucking leper.
Get out of my board.

>>55651742
No anon is just quoting ancient wisdom before ironic weebs.

>>55652103
True true...

>>55602134
>Gweh...
>Bau bau
>Un! Un! Bau bau!

>>55645201
Enjoy dying alone loser

>>55645201
/thread

>>55602134
they're cute, they funny ... yet they're just not for me. I appreciate them, and think they're great for the company; but, I'd much rather watch Shiori, Rissa and Bijou (solo)

Daily reminder that Bau Bau will never be good as a AWOO

>>55645201
COPE

>>55625449
Like 98% of people would make fun of you and shit on you if you were to ever say you liked this shit. Which is why you only dare to like and talk about said things on an anonymous board and other low-profile places where you're safe and with other brain-damaged, sad "people".

>>55602134
It's ok to watch a seiso wholesome stream. Not every vtuber needs to be "look at my tits SEX SEX SEX."

Sometimes it's nice to watch two women have wholesome cutesy fun.

>>55661100
>people would make fun of you if you said you liked this shit, so that means it's bad
Sounds a lot more insecure to need other people's approval to enjoy a hobby

>>55607133
I sincerely hope this is bait

>>55602134
>unicorns
>matured past 11
never going to happen

Some 2view whores herself out over and over for donos, then sees these girls being cute, silly, and wholesome. I can see how that'd make some of them have mental breakdowns.

>>55602134
>You have to be an actual child to enjoy this. Is this what unicorns want? Disney crap? Have their brains not matured past 11?
Nice bait though

>>55602134
BAU BAU retarded nigger

>>55602848
>>55602684
>>55631851
look, I understand the need for a refuge, but there are options besides grim reality and toddler-level entertainment.

>>55661119
false dichotomy, retard.

>>55602723
I realized that when I saw all the comments on downdetector over the weekend. Holy fucking shit.

>>55623779
>Would it even be viable for someone to be a kid friendly Vtuber?
Anon...