/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

What's up with the Forgetti Beam?
I thought only Ina was able to use it, but now Gura can do it too?

I am actually in love with her.

>>55539648
it's totally not spicy you guys, huhaha

i'm in a good mood now

teaching gura what her vulva is!

>>55539978
I love the ones where she teases us

>>55540159
has there been a gura stream where she doesn't tease us? she slips something in to eveyr stream it feels like

I love Gura and I want to cum in her ass.

Do you want to goom?

Gura cute Gura cute!

I still can't believe she posted her winking anus for us ToT

Gurass

>>55540478

>>55540255
I meant the indecent fish photos, but yes, she loves teasing us in streams. I think it is pretty much every one, but especially when she's in a good mood.

>>55540371
Yes, in her womb

>>55540535
This is a blue board

>>55540945
I love that she acknowledged how much we like her having bit fat tail

headpats slut

>>55538494
Day 1 Rainnbow trident paypig here, I also SC to other holomembers. I learned over the years that getting your message or SC's read on Gura's stream is quire different compared to other Holomembers.


First of all, she reads chat in real time at random intervals. She doesn't care if the message came from a grey or rainbow. She reads the ones that she finds interesting and funny. She even reads some messages that roasts her, depending on her mood.


During her first few years, she used to read every SC. Nowadays, she does it in multiple ways:

1.) She reads SC's as they come by and ignores the rest

2.) If she's in the mood, she'll read the first SCs that were sent down to the latest ones.

3.) A variation of #1 and #2.

Recently she is doing #3 the most. She's trying her best to read everything but theres always some SC's that don't get read along the way.


Some tips:
I learned that timing is essential. Try to predict when she's going to look at chat. Also, try sending funny, interesting and unique messages. You can even send some interesting questions. If you want to get read, don't send any generic message anyone would most likely say. Good luck Chumbie! Hope she reads your messages someday.

>>55540111
She's fucking 9 you sick fuck!

>>55540371
Extremely badly, yes.
But I will not do so until dakimaGura arrives

>>55541109
NTA, but good advice. I'll keep that in mind if I ever try my luck again.

>>55541109
She was quite strange this one. She read up, then went down and up again, then straight down, then went back up at the end. People in the middle and the end got skipped.

Child

I need to hold her. I need to protect her. I need to start a family with her.

>>55541216
T u T Perfect for breeding

>>55541109
Also, I think pre-chat superchats are now a safe skip. She seems to be ignoring them.

Why is her big fat tail so erotic? Maybe it's because it's such a unique feature, especially compared to how small everything else on her is? Tiny girl with a huge squishy fish tail. It shouldn't be sexy, but it is.

Gura's pissy panties

>>55541549
NYOOOOO

what the fuck is up with jannies today? I can't even make a catalogue niggershitpost

>>55541563
it looks like it would be extremely huggable, almost on par with hugging her tiny body itself

>>55541109
hey

could

you

add

more

spacing?

>>55541549
its over...

>>55541652
True. Imagine hugging her tail while proneboning her... It honestly makes me sad it's not actually real sometimes

>>55541366
>I need to start a family with her.
Better hope you're Latino bro.

>>55541549
Guras outfits show off her thighs so nicely TuY

reminder that gura thinks her ebis are submissive and breedable

>>55541914
most of them are. yeah, me

>>55541888
I can't wait for plenty of shark thighs and tummy during the swimsuit streams.

>>55541914
she's not wrong

>>55541914
As long I can return the favor, I'll allow it

>>55541914
I'm adaptable, only if it's her though

>>55541914
Except for me, I submit and breed Gura. T o T

>>55541914
Submissive and READABLE dang it!

>>55541914
Not me, you brat

I’m gonna kiss Gura on all her lips

>>55542373
I dunno chumbie, sure sounds like breedable to me
https://streamable.com/mkzdmu

Submit to me your finest and puffiest Gura cunny.

>>55542712

>>55542712

i want a kids kids kids kids kids kids soundpost
i want a I'll give you a kiss sneeze in your mouth soundpost
i want a DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA soundpost
i want an i dont wanna do this alfdjlafj soundpost
i want a do your job gura soundpost

I FUCKING HATE YOU GAWR GURA. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU. YOU'RE A PETTY BITCH. I DID NOTHING TO YOU. WHORE BITCH SLUT. THIS IS NOT A TROLL

>>55542712

>>55542848
>drama soundpost

>>55542712
It's hard to pick just one, but I think this might be my favorite

>>55542920
not that one this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bvn2i-wGAo&t=7130s

>>55542897
k

Friendly reminder that you have my oshis to thank for yours getting her motivation to stream back.

You're welcome, chumbuds.

As for just puffiest, I don't think it gets much puffier than this. Might be a bit too much, though

>>55543172
THANK YOU BASED DOGGOS

>>55543159
I actually didn't even notice that post until you responded. Guess I'm forming a mental filter finally after all this time.

>>55543172
retard

>>55543172
Cute picture, it's funny how Gura doesn't remember their names, just like I don't :)

>>55543172
doggos I kneel

>>55543187
it isn't too much TuT

>>55543172

>>55543172
I never thank anyone except myself. The ocean pushes and pull waves all the time, but it's only me who controls the boat I'm on.

>>55543187
>Might be a bit too much, though
Nonsense!

>>55543172
cute, I like them too

>>55543159

>>55539836
i wonder what the inside of her gills feel like

>>55543403
slimy and meaty

>>55543266
she remembers moco is the one with the tummy I don't think she has ever said fuwa's name lol

>>55543305
>>55543347
In that case, have this one too. Imagine laying on it like a pillow.

>>55543172
The dogs are pretty damn cute. Had a blast watcher their typing of the dead stream.
Is this the part where you go to the FWMC general and say how much chumbies hate fuwamoco?

>>55543445
look at the replies, retard
that's clearly not the case

>>55542982

>>55543172
THANK YOU BASED DOGGOS

>>55543172
retard

>>55543502
That's the whole point of the spoiler... that they obviously didn't get the response they were hoping for.

>>55543172
based and BAU BAU pilled

>>55543172

totally organic posts

>>55543418
Based Gura remembering the flat one with tummy. I hope she collabs with them in the near future sexually

Enough shitposting, I'm trying to goom over here.

>>55543715
I'll take positive shitposting over negative shitposting

>>55543172
whoa, cute Chihuahua!

/ggg/ keep your fucking schizos away from my fucking general

>>55543802
imagine the smell

>>55543838
>not a new IP

>>55543172
thanks for bringing my oshi back, doggos

>>55543856
anon?

>>55543172
blessed timeline

>>55543856
kill yourself and stay here
don't go shit on another general just because you're bored faggot

I love my wife

>>55543522

>>55543947
>>55543898
:^)

>>55543947
our schizos do what they want, they go where the drama is

>>55543172
BauBau

>>55543172
y-you too

>>55543502
The replies are idiots buying into the whole FWMC made Gura stream rrat when she explained quite clearly that it's because summer work is over. Not that I dislike the dogs. They're great.

Gura Mococo double naizuri

>>55543172
hololive only grows stronger...

>>55544143
BAU BAU

i miss her already bros

>>55544200
Yes, BAU BAU, still aren't the reason why Gura is streaming.

>>55544143
>The replies are idiots

Gura loves the dogs, I love the dogs. Simple as. She doesn't even acknowledge the other ones yet, never forget that.

>>55544143

>>55544301
I like the dogs. Do I have to type that 50 times for it to sink into your smooth BAU BAU brain?

>>55543172
I hope dogs would rape Gura one day

>>55544143
BAU BAU BAU BAU

i want gura to wrap her legs around my face

Reminder to report off topic posts.

goobnite chumbies
hope the bedshark bites
and may your dakimaguras ship soon if they haven't already

>>55544375
My dream is for Gura to suffocate me with her thighs.

>>55544143
So if I start shitposting in this thread about how Shiori was getting higher CCV than gura are you going to actually believe that it's Shiorifags doing this you gullible cunt?

>>55544143
*casts a BAU BAU spell to cast this shitposter away*

Slow down, you dinguses.

>>55544448
Goonighto

>>55544467
Most of the replies are genuine. The dogs are well-liked in this thread, but they chose a factually incorrect post to reply to and I cannot abide that.

>>55544510
BAU BAU

>>55544337
You're still trying to underplay them being good kouhai and motivating gura to stream, though, so I don't think you're immune to being called out for shitposting.

>>55544556
In this case it's one guy, the amesame self-reply schizo. He's been posting about the dogs for a few days

>>55544556
>Most of the replies are genuine
Lmao retard.

>>55544510
BAU BAU

>>55544597
They didn't motivate Gura to stream (much). They motivated her to be more open with her feelings. She was going to stream anyway.

i missed the entire shiori stream because I watched Gura from start to end instead

>>55544556
So you are admitting you're a gullible idiot who is easily convinced by orchestrated shitposting.

>130+ replies
>only 31 IPs
I love FWMC but there’s some clear samefagging going on in this thread

Gura is the cute girl avatar of the 21st century

>>55544510
BAU BAU BAU BAU

>>55544556
>Most of the replies are genuine

>>55544606
>>55544619
BAU BAU

I absolutely love my wife Gura and she was super cute tonight. Although she's cute every night.

>we motivated gura to stream by... shitting up her prechat
>the dogs motivated gura to stream by... existing
why does everyone want to take credit for gura being gura?

>>55544679
I'm not going to be convinced by obvious shitposting antiing the dogs either. They're well-liked to neutral in this thread, deal with it.

>>55260621
I'll repost this divegrass poll one last time. I'll announce the results mid-day Wednesday.
https://forms.gle/j7afVLfHqeQaptHq5
https://forms.gle/j7afVLfHqeQaptHq5

>>55544763
>Are you actually from Brazil? You better not be!

>>55544763
Fuck off already

>>55544723
t. doesn't watch streams, doesn't even watch clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PfTFVI1tPk

>>55544763
add same same desu instead of someone, a lot of those suck compared to it and Gura's new OP is great

>>55544751
That's literally my fucking point you mongoloid.
It's one or two schizos and they hit both generals at once.
Got almost no bites there (ironically) but a fuck ton here

sharkpits

>>55544843
I think the dogs are just very well-liked here.
Take your meds.

>>55544912
I'm excited for her swimsuit mocopi which she is obvously doing in an unarchived karaoke so she can be lewder than usual for us

sharkslit

>>55544839
Sounds good to me, I'll bump off one of the less popular players or one that is poorly represented on the team.

>>55544718
Gura is getting increasingly more cute every stream. I think I will instantaneously perish if the remote haptic Gura hug ever becomes real

The only advent I don't like is Nerissa cause her voice is weird and stuff. I'll probably come around to her if I ever watch her.

>>55545009
NEED

For reasons I won't list im happier than normal after that stream. I think im gonna write another letter to her in the next few days, and im gonna make it smell real nice. I love her more than anything!

Lovense SC integration coming soon

>>55545009
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>55545009
I want to hold it in the palm of my hand.

>>55545132
please, my wallet...

>>55545054
the hug is real, but you have to go to a convention and hug Gura in front of hundreds of ebi and they get mad at you if you do anything weird

Sounded like she's got some holowork or other things to deal with tomorrow, but I kinda wonder if she'll try to squeeze a stream in anyways. Even if she doesn't tonight was enough to hold me over for a day or two again.

>>55545132
gura won't survive
she'll be paralyzed by orgasms the moment she turns it on and will be unable to turn it off until 7 hours of straight orgasms when mane-chan realizes something is wrong and ends the stream

I get the feeling that Gura will somehow not be able to treat the dogs as anything more than coworkers but I hope I'm proven wrong.

has anyone ever actually sent a letter that you goomed on?

>>55545065
>I'll probably come around to her if I ever watch her
Honestly, you should give her a shot.
She's kind of like IRyS/Ina/Kiara all at once, except unlike those three she's actually good

>>55545305
You're probably right but because they're a 2 in 1 package. There's no way her social battery will be to handle them.

>>55545344
No because im not an asshole and Gura isn't as horny as the faggots here think, but management would absolutely notice as well and wouldn't let the letter through.

>>55545305
I mean, there's only one member of Hololive that she treats as anything more than a simple "coworker", and it's been that way for a long time now. No idea why you would expect any different with some new members.

>>55545399
bro ain't no way you're trying to shill her with that soundpost of all things my ears are bleeding

>>55545399
I probably won't cause Gura keeps overlapping her and the girls I know I like have stream/vod priority.

>>55544150
Best I can do until more cards come out
https://files.catbox.moe/kw05th.png

just opened gura's likes and I can immediately see why Gura was creaming herself during holocure

>>55545489
you must be autistic if you think the horny posting is all serious

do your daily reps for your shark wife

>>55545512
it's a lot funnier in context desu

>>55545532
Based

Horror and chat stream after are usually her best streams. Though, if I were to make one selfish request, I wish she would go back to finish her games. There are games she clearly liked but for whatever reason she pushes it off until she goes back to it when she forgot how to play it and has to relearn again and getting frustrated in the process when she could enjoy it if she comes back to them once every week.

chumbies i finally got the stuff that's been stuck in my nose and throat and annoying me all day
it's really weird and sticky and thick and kinda fun to play with

>>55545510
If Kiara didn't fucking blow it by being overly clingy she had a chance. Ina she doesn't relate to enough, and Ina is just fucking annoying like Kiara anyway. Mori blew it with the airbnb thing and also she's just cringe and Gura can only handle so much. She loves Fauna but Fauna's chumbud status made Gura wary of her and there's like some weird barrier between them because of it. She likes Kronii a lot though, but that feels like more of a crush than a friendship. I feel like she gets along really well with Mumei but they clearly never interact off stream. Bae and IRyS basically don't exist to her.

>>55545572
Yeah I don't think Gura would recognize the smell of cum if someone somehow got a letter to her. No point.

its 1am and I just realized I haven't eaten a single thing all day

>>55545829
same and at this point I'm just going to go to bed as soon as oyasamebud posts

>>55545742
Shame that gura cannot into bae
If for nothing more than my selfish lust for sharp teeth

>>55545742
...actually a pretty good summary of gura's relationships within EN, well done anon

>>55545572
>you must be autistic if you think the horny posting is all serious
you must be a tourist if you don't know what im talking about. I guess people assuming she's horny with every like, saying she has literally every fetish, and creating soundpost compilations of her noises are doing it ironically right? There is nothing wrong with this place being horny, but some people are so unbelievably delusional with the kind of person they think she is.

>>55545742
Watch streams.

>>55545829
Based depressionbud.

>>55545926
nyo i took adderall and i forget to eat especially when I hyperfocus on gura

>>55545937
goob morning

>>55545876
yeah https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109635023

>>55545917
conclusions that accurate and reasonable could only have been come to FROM watching streams, anon

Last 3 people on the right. Her dad, brother and mom. Look at the mom's jew hair. I bet her slut bitch cunt daugher has the same jewy look. WHOOOORRRREEEEE

>>55545937
Oyasame

>>55545905
Yes, I make those posts jokingly. You think we really think she masturbates to her own lewds? It’s funposting and hot to imagine, but that’s it.

>>55545960
Naruhodo.
Go eat right now, you fool. Can't watch Gura if you're dead (probably).

>>55546013
Then you know for a fact that Gura interacts with Fauna, Mumei, and Kronii offstream. She literally talked about doing so today.

Hopefully DHL will come through again and deliver at least one of my 3 dakimagura packages a day early.
It happened with my valentines package, it can happen again.

>>55545937
Goonite

>>55546086
he's still right about her not giving a fuck about ina or kiara though

>>55546136
Ina, maybe, but Kiara? Watch streams.

>>55545960
I want to go back on my ADHD meds and become a super human but the eating part fucks up powerlifting way too much.
Used to take concerta, I felt like Einstien while on it.

>>55546068
I know this is bait, but Gura absolutely does masturbate to her own lewds.

I think Gura masturbates

>>55546177
again, she liked kiara but kiara goes too fucking far with everyone who shows her an ounce of kindness, she has fucked up every holo relationship in the same way

>>55545937
Sharkdreams

>>55546504
Waaaatch streaaaams.

>>55546136
>he's still right about her not giving a fuck about ina or kiara though
so, just like everybody who watches Hololive?

>>55546679

>>55546679
KEK

>>55546504
I will say her Outlast stream where she watched Kiara play was amazing and I'd love to see Gura backseat Kiara through more horror games while Kiara screams in terror and Gura giggles, it was very cute and fun

>>55546679
grass

>>55546679
LMAO

>>55546679
how will they ever recover from this one?
kek

>>55546679

Is Gura still playing SOMA?

>>55546679
based

>>55546679
jesas

>>55546679
Brutal kek

i think chumbuds are the cutest fanbase

>myth vs myth
Shut up retards. You will be tardwrangled.

>>55546679
anon just bringing the heat from out of nowhere today

>>55547004
She finished that game 2.5 years ago anon

>>55547092
>he doesn't know

why are we hating kiara again
shes cool

>>55545937
Sleep tight buddy

>>55541549
AHHH WTF
>>55541914
>>55546679
Yeah, me
>>55543172
blessed doggos saving the spirit of HololiveEN
>>55544644
same, good
>>55545510
AmeSame HOT
>>55545937
Goobnight~!

>>55547114
Sorry I thought you were asking a real question

>>55547145
It’s the Gurame guy with his pass replying to himself.

>>55547081
Most of the replies, if not all, are the amesame spammer

>>55547191
>Sorry I thought you were asking a real question
I just wanna know if the site is still counting

>>55547145
to be fair we're hating ina too, and she isn't cool at all

>>55547244
Yeah, obviously hating Ina is based but why rope Kiara into that?
She's always been nothing but a good friend to Gura.

Organic posts

Would you stop already. This is embarrassing to watch.

>>55547303
she was just collateral damage, kek. I mainly just wanted to make fun of ina

>>55547303
>always
Nigger I was a day one member of Kiara. Don't pull this shit with me. Kiara projected her insecurities about numbers all over Gura and made it incredibly awkward for Gura who was unironically suffering from success.

>>55547145
I don't hate Kiara. She's an actual Idol, has good work ethic, and is one of Gura's best friends.
I don't know her content to have an opinion in that regard, but I can say with 100% certainty that I hate her voice with every fiber of my being, and it's what filters me from watching any stream she's in.

I'm going to rewatch the stream

>>55547242
Oh yeah, looks like it was fixed at some point
https://holo.poi.cat/stream/k4-C8jpjybE

>>55547411
>I mainly just wanted to make fun of ina
based

Organic posts

So anyway I love my wife Gura

>>55547435
>Kiara projected her insecurities about numbers all over Gura and made it incredibly awkward for Gura who was unironically suffering from success
she's still not as bad of a "friend" to Gura as Ina was back then, though

>>55547610
what button do I press to give that shark a BIG hug

>>55547627
>cancer is better than the flu
great point anon

>>55547661
The any key

>>55547721
My keyboard doesn't have that...

>>55547627
>she's still not as bad of a "friend" to Gura as Ina was back then
most newfags unironically don't even know about that shit she pulled. it's incredible that gura even acts "friendly" towards her now, she has the patience of an actual saint

>>55547721

>>55547776
Gura forgives even really bad stuff like that because she's an actual angel.

>>55547776
keywords for archive digging, pls

Shark child

>still using the same filenames and replying to himself
Embarrassing

>>55547776
honestly, it is amazing that they managed to recover from how bad that whole situation was. could have so easily killed holoEN as a whole right off the bat

>>55548004
Kek i was just going to point that out
>>/vt/image/RrBI1z4deAU5livKdFdYRQ

>>55547776
>it's incredible that gura even acts "friendly" towards her now, she has the patience of an actual saint
Gura just doesn't hold unto spite for an unreasonably long period of time like the purple woman does.

>Gura on a constant state of ebb and flow as said by herself
>for the last 8 months used the flow part for projects
>leaving us with the ebb where she didn't stream
>not as many project now so she can use her flow time to stream
There is no point in looking for responsibles for her being away or bein bkac, itm was al jsut unfortunate timing.

I goomed

>>55547542
nyo....

>>55547542
another end to an era

Lots of threadshitters here today it seems.

how are the gura earbuds holding up, are they worth it?

>>55548718

>>55548737
don't buy wireless earbuds anon, they all sound awful

>>55548785
wrong person
now get into tummy rubbing position

>>55548581

>>55548830
no u

>>55548737
I barely use mine, still seem to hold a charge okay though

I'm going to shit my pants!

>>55549420
what pants?

>>55543172
why did you change your angle now could the reason be that gura mogged advent with 20k? lmaooooo

>>55548883
HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Now turn around real there feller.

Gura is pure and innocent. She has never seen a man ejaculate.

>>55543172
Shut up retard. Stop assuming things.

>raiding /ggg/ when most burgers are asleep
Why even bother

>>55549690
what does guras ejaculate looks like

>>55549734
To amuse a few vampirebuds?
Having said that, I think I'm actually going to go to bed before the sun rises this time.
Goob night. I love her the most and she loves me too!

She really wasn't wrong about Hololive growing stronger huh. I'm back at 2021 levels of investment.

>>55551296
What happened in 2022? I wasn't around for that

She's not my oshi, I don't even watch her that much, so why does the OP make me well up sometimes

Jesas was that a whole lot of samefagging and shitposting I just had to scroll past. I shouldn't have bothered actually reading any of it.

>>55551625
Tempus

>>55547776
I want to know about it too

Sex with a fembud.

What happened with ina?

I goomed to both Gura and Anya. PokoPoko does great work.

>>55553389
Nothing. Its the teafag slinging shit again.

>>55553415
Gura at 5000 years old

New gura animation coming
https://twitter.com/CrashLandStudio/status/1688620821328310276?t=_g9VIiN5oCtThII0AElQsw&s=19

>just take a nap after goob stream
> Feeling a lot better
did i miss anything chumbies?

>>55553879
You missed me and Gura's wedding.

Gura is a slutty cunny

I'm the dissolved king of /ggg/.

>>55554388
My Onahole

I can't stop looping blue horizon in my head help

>>55554643
Embrace it chumbies

What if Gura started streaming unannounced right now at 5 AM and just started twerking while yelling "I know you want this chumbies!" then let out a massive fart and cut the stream?

>>55554643
It really hits much harder now that she's streaming and using it as the OP

>>55555208

sleep well my chumbies

Gura owes me sex

I cant believe Gura has been raptured...

>>55556192
oh nyo

Is Gura here tho? Her manager maybe? Tell her to put "gawr gura" in the stream title. JP bros like to use the share feature in YT to share it on twitter. The format is title + link, so if enough people share it, it will be easier to make it trending.

>>55554643
This but Full Color, I need that MV