/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Is this also gonna be a 3+ hour stream?

LOVE LOVE LOVELOVLEOVLEOVLOLVELOVE

Biboo and Kaela are too cute.

>puts your food in the microwave just because

PLAYING WITH KAELA
ELA
ELA
EH
EH

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55522479
she forever sucking on my dick her mouth is always open

Rock wife is literal perfection

I'M TRYING BIBOO BUT THE HOLE IS TOO SMALL

>>55522374
Love me some rock

>>55522465
I hope so

Did she break the stove?

[HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING INTENSIFIES]

THE FUCKING BGM LMAO

>biboo will never ask you "Is it in?" as you try and fail to stick your carrot in her small pot
why even live

>>55522722
>Is it in?
That's not something I'd ever want a girl to ask me...

Our SEA rock wife

>>55522465
Considering we are at 2 1/2 hours, yeah probably.

>>55522853
I kind of want some avocado now

Imagine the braps after she eats her own cooking.

>>55522853
That looks good, but what is this thing

>>55523002
probably plantains?

>>55523002
Looks like potato...

>>55523002
I think it's courgette or eggplant.

>>55522942
Cheesy msg Thai rock farts

>>55523002

Fried plantains. Absolutely delicious. I'm a fan of tostones myself which are fried plantains, smashed, and then deep fried

>>55522853
>>55523002
Fried plantains? Fucking delicious.

>>55523002
Amarillos.

>>55522706
Kek, nice. Love the Gondola threads over at /wsg/.

Also:
>Already got stream art
Nice.

MORE LEMON

>>55523002
Plantains, they're absolutely delicious like that.
Almost desert tier.

>>55523074
ok yeah, I would

>>55523002
Those are amarillos. Just had them a few minutes ago for dinner.

>t. spic

>>55523128
Cute

SHE DID IT

I want to eat her homecooked poorfag ramen with her

>>55522853
I love fried vienna sausage

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PLATE

i bet she knows what I GOT rock hard

ah, floor fish
a hololive delicacy

Bijou turned out to be really interesting, funny and dangerously cute. It just so happens that bijou has one of my favorite models in hololive currently and I like to uoh

There better be art of her cutting up lemons like Raiden

>>55522853
I really hope that doesn't taste the way it looks

>>55523187
A lot of SEA foods are similar to Spanish/Latin American food.
Being occupied by a bunch of European countries in rotation does that.

>The magic wand cleaned up the floor fish
Bijou lucky as fuck

That looks like tubby custard.

>>55522853
No one ever notices the corn

>why are there TWO?!

Is this the best your Gura killer can do Pebblephiles?

>>55523522

I like how they all draw her barefoot

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

There's a sound post

I still don't know how to cook and I'm 25.

>>55523311
With the red hot knife from jetstream sam

>>55523603

Hope she does verbally abuse us.

>>55523603
Fuck off to your containment thread.

UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Why the fuck do poorfags even donate ARS? Everyone knows it's worth less then actual dirt, you're just locking in a badge at the top of chat that says "LOOK AT ME I'M A BROKE NIGGER".
Also why the fuck doesn't Youtube just standardize supas against the USD to stop this shit, not equal to $100+ USD, no Aka Supa, easy.

>>55523660
I can only cook very basic meals and I'm 26. The last time I cooked was in January.

rock wife

>>55523614
She says they're boots and can come off but I guess some people missed that bit and think they're feet.

>>55523603
>>55523698
Same guy btw. You can report for off-topic.

Fried plantains? Yeah yeah, thats cool.
But what about THIS?

I thought Ruffians made Borscht

>>55523817
I've had those. Pretty good

>>55523817
is that a fried oreo

>>55523817

Peak American ingenuity. I want to try a fried mars bar one of these days.

>>55523817
If I ever learn how to make these at home it's over for me.
Never had them though.

This stream is unironically making me hungry

>>55523660
start learning, step one learn how to boil noodles properly like a restaurant does, step two is learn how to properly roast vegetables, step three is how to properly cook meat. good luck

She's getting into the gamer zone

>Too much salt
>Not enough salt
customerchama....

>>55523817
That looks good

OINK OINK IM YOUR LITTLE PIGGIE MY QUEEN

>>55523660
Learn how to make an omelette and cook eggs in general.
Simple but not easy many people fuck it up.

I want Bijou to fart on my face so fucking bad.

I'm her dog.

>I got some boner stuff for you
UOOOOOHHHHH

My biboodaughter is abusing me

>>55523660
Are you a neet or are you living off of microwaved food? It's not that hard, you'll get the hang of it after a month or two of cooking for yourself

BRAT ROCK UUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>>55523817
debu...

YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD

>>55523660
Just cook, don't be lazy.

Oh, God...

>>55523915
If you are in the states, go to your local county fair. I guarantee someone there will be selling them. Its where I tried em for the first time.
And yes, they are good. But definitely a once in a blue moon sort of treat.

Like sour cream and pebbles...

>>55523660

Depends on what you want to eat. I'd say learning how to properly heat up a pan so you don't burn eggs and different types of meat is super important. Also boiling/roasting veggies so you have a balanced diet is good, too. I didn't cook until I moved out because my family would never wash the dishes, so I get it.

I love when she calls us

>>55523817
Is this a Scottish thing?

>>55524111
Not a NEET (anymore).
>living off of microwaves food
That and takeout.

If I play my cards right, I can unlock the feetdom biboo route.

>>55524224
>>55523660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjmYkPkjnVo

>Another aka supa

I cannot resist anymore, I must fap to her while hearing her voice. I'm at my limit.

I'm glad other people who watch Biboo aren't a broke student like me, makes me happy seeing all you chads supporting her with SCs

Why am I so hard over that.

>>55523817
I got fried oreos for dessert after having chicken parm and they gave me like 8 of them so I falsely assumed that was one serving and I got sick. They were really good.

>>55524196
It could be. But I always saw it as an American thing.
Its a staple at fairs.

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gordon ramsey repeating "the new ingredient is in the shop" seven times over seems a bit unnecessary.

no...

>>55524224
You can find affordable hotplates in many stores or online.
By a ceramic frying pan or pots.
Can make a decent meal for one that way.

NOOOOOO DONT LEAVE ME

Don't go Bijou...

>saving up for 12h elden ring stream

BIBOO BYEBYE

Biboo please don't do this to me...

>>55524224
Start with easy stuff like just boiling stuff (pasta, ramen, egg etc.) and remember that there's no shame in looking up recipe's.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

But, but I'm a total S. Why is this treatment making me feel funny?

I bet Gura is laughing her ass off

>she smelled good

>>55524511
Mesugaki need correction

Based koseki letting gura off with an easy one today

>>55524511
Lolis are magical

I want memberships to open already.

Damn it just hit me I'm watching this with another 10.000 people.

She smells like mica and soot

This brat.... she's made for being molested by her father (me)

>>55524587
yes but what is bijou going to call her members?

>>55524511
>he's just now learning about the joy of lolidom

>>55524619
All me

>>55524643
Pebbophiles.

>>55524643
pet rocks

Aw I was so comfy playing my bubble pop shonen anime mobile game and she's ending at only 2 hours.

>>55524332
Anon if you send the money to me, you can save on akasupas, I will make them red with my monopoly currency

Did biboo drop the soap when she was in jail?

I will eat Bijou's food of the floor like a pig

>>55524700
closer to 3

>>55524786
She didn't bathe at all

>>55524786
yeah but they're all girls so only rissa molestered her

Do you beep waht the beep is beepin?

i can't believe Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's legal team came after biboo for stealing his catchphrase

>>55524511
Awakening your instant loss fetish
Whether it's you instant losing to the brat or the brat instant losing to you remains to be seen

Uhhhh… that sounds kinda worse

>>55524643
The... MEGALITH

Do you *beep* what the *beep* is *beeping*

>it's a habit
CUTE CUTE CUTE

Is this koseki? Is this Luna?

>bijou will say "What the beep?!" when shocked
I kneel.. too moe.

Do you TASTE what the CUNNY is SQUIRTing

I wish I didn't curse as much.

I like how she repeats herself

Its true, she didn't curse on her past life either

>>55524952
Bijou squirting on the floor and making you lick it!

>>55524511

I read a doujinshi where an S lost their M trap to another S and then the M trap came back and the first S was really just an M in the closet. Real mind-bending Lynchian thriller stuff.

>>55522374
It's over Bijoubros...

No pain if you're unconscious

I GOT HER ON CAMERA

>>55524942
Luseki

>>55525112
cuuuute rock

she has always done the beep thing, its definitely a habit at this point

i hope she never collabs with stars

>>55524942
Is it accurate to say that Bijou is EN's Luna

:D

I need to get around to watching that ER stream before the one on Wednesday.
I dont want to be left behind...

>she said dangit
How would you correct this brat's big mouth?

TOOTHLESS BJ UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>55525231
with my tongue

Naked bijou, pls don't ban me

>>55525194
I'm still catching up with it, one hour left

>>55525272
No that's me!

>>55525194
Don't be afraid to watch it sped up. Better than missing it.

wife cute

>>55525272
Damn I'm pretty /fit/.

>>55525355
Cute kissable lips

She's so happy to be someone's oshi... Oh she's perfect

>>55524836
SNIIIIIFFFFFFF

JESUS WHY THE FUCK IS MY HEART FEELING THIS FUNNY

Maybe I'll stop hating Mori if BJ is here because of her.

ughh mori...

She's way too fucking cute I can't

>>55525429

i should say thanks to mori...?

NOOOOO STAY LONGER PLEASE

>notices Gura is still live
>decides to stay live until she ends
HOLY BASED

calliope redemption arc

She's wonderful I love her so much...

>>55525670
I will listen to this every day

>>55525670

Would be funny if she was talking about undertale and not mori

Bijou is such a leech bleh fuck off.

Gem wife don't go...
Noooooooooooo!!!!
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>55525808
It probably is something around those lines, honestly.

>>55525670

>>55525579
>>55525558
If she is Mori's nepohire then I have to kneel, as much as I don't like her. Im not gonna start watching Mori's streams but I'll stop shitting on her when she comes up in catalog.

>>55525670

I MISS HER ALREADY

it's bijouver

Can't wait to see her playing some horror kusoge.

>>55525670
Why is she like this...

>>55525887
This, i'm definitely curious as to what it'll be.

>redirect
ABANDON SHIP

Mori again??

BIJOU PLEASE COME BACK AAAAAAAHHHH

>m*ri

Is there a way to turn off forced redirects

>>55525825

>Eat of the floor pig and give me some money to buy candy at the supermarket

Anyone has the clean version of the rock emote she made? or is she going to post it on twitter

>>55526013
turn off auto play

>>55525670

>>55526042
I love this ksgk

>>55526028
Holy beep this is so sick nasty. Where did you learn those moves anon?

pebblebros, mori said hi

>>55524287
Elaborate

Did you enjoy the stream /gem/?

>>55526042
You only get one snack Bijou.

>>55526042
Yes my goddess, just let me lick your feet

>>55526161
Bijou also said hi to dad.

>>55526183
Everything biboo does is perfection.

>live bijou interaction on mori stream
I have mixed feelings.

>>55526183
Yeah, the perms autism was a benefit this time, this was 100% better than the other game

What color would you say her teeth are?

>>55526183
Was cute. It's nice to know she conserves money when she can. Also, gonna have to try the ramen with the American cheese like she said.

>>55526042
Rape!

>>55526264
I don't, Mori is redeemed now

>>55526082
auto play is off

>>55525670
Newfag here, been on this site 2 years, how the fuck do I save a link to this? Already have it so that the catbox file autoplays, I just want to be able to save this post so I can come back to it every day.

>>55526174
She said she likes following orders in the truck stream BUT I can feel she has lolidom potential. And she's a footfag
I WILL unlock the secret loli feetdom route

>>55526311
Anon those are her gums.

PEBBLES! Bijou needs a PS5 for Bloodborne streams! How do we fund for her? How do we get scalpers cornered to deliver one to her in mint condition?

>>55525166
Luna+Gura+Kobo
Rare shiny Bijou

>>55526183
I would enjoy watching paint dry if Bijou was streaming it.

>>55526161
Sorry Mori I'm gonna watch Shiori

>>55526436
she could get a ps4

Don't care about Mori but I think it's cute that Bijou likes her so much. The idea of this pairing is growing on me

>>55526444
Shes nothing like garbo

>>55526183
Yes I enjoy all her streams. Biboo is perfect in every way.

>>55526436
Give me her adress. I will personally deliver her my own PS5 and will inseminate her in the process.

>>55526436
Mori would just buy her one if she asked.

>>55526381
Just save the image with the exact same name since that's what makes it play. Here's the sound anyway
[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F8fitxn.mp3

>>55526436

I don't think PS5 scalpers exist anymore. Depends on her region maybe, but I saw that Sony lowered the price of PS5s twice. They're available pretty easily in NA.

>>55526504
It would grow on me as well but I just find tall pink woman kinda boring and too forced

Close your eyes and listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFBSBV4XJI&t=2022s

>>55526028
My sides.

>>55526630
That just lets scalpers buy thrice the stock in certain regions.

>>55526028
what a chad

>>55526695
hh.. hot

This keeps popping in my head

>>55526695
T o T !!

I think Bijou might actually learn to use the beeper button.

>>55526927
I love how happily she's singing about BLOODSHED

>>55526394
If she says they're teeth then they're teeth!

>>55527159
Please God no

>>55526927
Anon what is the sound=file thing I've seen this a lot on this board but I have no idea what it means

>>55526504
Getting bad vibes from her Mori love. She keeps emphasizing "I wouldn't be here" if it weren't for undertale and or Mori, I'm willing to say she's gonna give some suicide sob story and say how Mori saved (aka groomed) her. In a few months she'll be in kronii's place in that LOTR meme photo. Her being clueless on the pepeloni meme is concerning about her not having any self awareness about Mori's TT/lean/etc yabs and before she knows it she'll blindly follow Mori off a cliff into the next fuck up.

>>55527426
google 4chan sounds

>>55527426
It's a soundpost. You need an extension to hear them.

You guys think bijou may join chadcast in the future.

Rare Glowing Bijou captured at moment of blessing

For those who didn't want to watch Mori.

>>55527426
Download Tampermonkey (or your script extension of choice), google 4chan sound script, first link.

>>55527502
I get the paranoia, but that’s a bit too early

>>55527598
Then it wouldn't be chadcast, she's just debuted stop trying to drag her into already established friend groups.

>>55527598
Chadcast doesn't need a new member

>new ip
>extremely retarded and baity post
Color me surprised.

>>55527534
>>55527579
>>55527680
Thanks anon had no idea this was a thing.
Does it clash with 4chanX?

Bros every single stream makes me fall for her even more, she's perfect

>>55527775
nope, works fine

>>55527775
Nope

>>55527426

>>55527502
I genuinely love the brain rot she's caused to people like you. You've gotta sit in the corner powerless while she continues to make you squirm.

>>55527775
Wanna play a little game?

>>55527502
B-based..??

>baitposting

>>55527641
Oh, I don't really want a XVI stream.

>>55527775
>>55527861
^ and this shows you how to make them if you wanna do that (nta who posted this but thanks for dropping the tutorial)

>>55527426

>>55528059
This tends to happend after stream, im tired of the mori defence force and the mori schizos shitting up the thread, i just want to talk about rock wife

>>55527502
>I'm willing to say she's gonna give some suicide sob story
Anon where the fuck is this coming from? Undertale is the game that got her into streaming and Mori is her favorite from Myth which is the gen that got her into vtubers. It's not going to be much more complex than that.

>>55527641
Kino. Can't wait.

Put your faith in Biboo

>>55524511
>>55525007
what the beep does your letters mean

>>55528204
weird it doesn't work...

>>55528285
At this point I'm sure it's just a bunch of anti-mori schizos shitting the thread and replying to themselves when no one bites their stale bait.

>>55527861
>>55528204
bwo?

>>55528438
You have to be 18 to post on this site

>>55528438
S=Sadist
M=Masochist

>>55528129
Don't worry. It was about the subject on her attempt to do Bloodborne. after that FF16 comment, which Mori was telling the viewers about.

don't forget to lewd your rock during off hours

>>55527611
It's beautiful

>>55528465
Nah, you would be surprised with the amount of millitant fans mori has on the board, they just cant help themselves

>>55528593
Bijou's attempt, I mean.

>>55528472
It didn't work so I tried to repost it but still not working. I have this other one
>>55527502

>>55528462
The webm's fine, I think pomf is just down

>>55528593
Oh, that's good. A BB stream would be way more fun to watch.

>no hymen

>>55528462
If your the anon asking how to hear the soiund posts do what we said earlier, Tampermonkey->Google 4chan sound script-> install script. Will make the funny images and videos posted here have sound.

If your asking how to make your own sound posts, that tutorial should work just fine.

>>55528616
I can't take chatbots seriously. I'd just cringe at myself.

>>55528782
How much would it hurt to insert your dick in there

>>55528768
Bijou's a FromSoft junkie, after all. We and /m/ still need to teach her about Armored Core eventually, though.

>>55528743
do any of these let you save the sound and video together?

Her solo streams are literally perfect i am about to gosling, im trying not to but i can feel it happening.

>>55528616
Character.ai??

>>55528917
All I can see when I look at this image is
"Uppies. Now."

>>55528905
Yup sharex

>>55528866
how do you jerk off if not using imagination

>>55528905
[Sounds] will be added to the bottom right of the page
Click on that, right click on the name of the soundpost you want to save, Download -> Image

>>55528866
It also doesnt really sound like her, none of the chatbots do, she's too new she doesnt have enough material for it to mimic yet. Other vtubers chatboxs are generally good but all the ones from Advent Ive seen just sound like they're pretending to be a generic girl (or in shiori's case an autistic generic girl)

>>55528965
SillyTavern

>>55525007
Funny enough, I'm 99% sure I know exactly what doujin you're talking about. Multi-part series too.

>>55529125
Or if you have 4chanX, click the download button next to the filename

>>55529010
By just using imagination, duh. Chatbotting is more like roleplaying (which of course uses imagination as well) and I'd cringe at myself for roleplaying with an AI just for a wank.
>>55529163
Eh, maybe if they do a better biboobot I'll try getting over my self-cringing and try doing something with it. For Biboo. Rock wife.

>>55527718
Mori is fine. Stop acting like unicorns with their imaginary boogeymen.

>>55528867
wanna try?

>>55528486
you have to slurp my balls to redeem yourself
>>55528517
you deserve to get your balls slurped as a reward

>>55524942
NO THATS KOLUNAAAAA

>>55529543
seethe underagechama

I will buy her voicepacks but I'm afraid that if I listen to them I'll gosling

>>55529395
Let them seethe and watch them squirm. Not like they can do anything besides sit here and cry.

>>55529715
The unbelievable smugness at the end

>>55529467
That's like cat tongues, right?

>>55529715
She's so fucking adorable I can't...

>>55529715
PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT
GEM LOVE

>>55529715
So cute.

>>55529715

Why is he replying to his own posts now

>>55530002
kek

>now

didn't they teach you kids about erosion in school
do not cum on the rock or the fluids will weather her away and she will get smoother and flatter

>>55530234
>she will get smoother and flatter
Oh no... how terrible...

>>55529382
that just saves the image

What do I build other than powerstance pickaxes pebblebros?

>>55524912
Иди к Бижy, гaлькa.

Alright pebblebros, time to hit the sack. Catch you guys later~

>>55530234

>>55529163
Right, as a semi-regular from /waifu/, a lot of it has to do with how much example dialogue it's been fed which is currently... not that much. I told the dude when her was cooking it up that I'd hold off until we had more stuff on her but he felt it was better to get out and alter as he got more to work with.

>>55530357
It downloads it without changing the filename. Does download -> image not do the same thing?

pebblebros are you excited for the collab with fuwamoco tomorrow

>>55530694
Yes I am excited for all the streams, especially the ones I can catch live

>>55530694
Yes! I'm an actual Diamong Dog (as just stated by FuwaMoco), so this will be fun

>>55530694
I tought MK8 was tomorrow? Anyways yes, fuwamoco are my second favorite advent. i wonder how /baubau/ is doing

>>55530660
They want it to play sound on local media players. eg, merge the sound and video/picture in the downloaded version.

>>55529467
Hontoni the sensations would be sugoi. The tightness with hundreds of massage pins. Umph.

>>55530660
>>55530851
yeah im trying to download it merged, i think you just have to download them separately and merge them yourself

>>55530839
2 streams tomorrow

>>55530694
Yeah! Sadly I don't have enough time to catch FuwaMoco's streams that much but I sometimes watch/hear their streams. I love their energy.
>>55530839
>I tought MK8 was tomorrow?
MK8 first then doggo collab. Both tomorrow

>>55530368
Digger's staff and Rock Blaster.
Yours is the drill that will pierce her heavens.

>>55526161
and everyone went to watch Gura. the debuff is real

>>55530694
Yes. Those three are the ultimate CGDCT squad.

>>55530002
Her hair is hard? What material?

>>55530694
Yes, for Bijou

>>55531307
>CGDCT
( ) cute girls doing cute things
(x) cute girls doing chaotic things

Do any of you plan on trying to play mario kart with her tomorrow?

>>55531307
From the thumbnail, I thought she was pointing a gun at me

>>55531546
Yup

>>55531546
I'll be at work, have fun without me...

>>55531546
I refuse to give Nintendo money for an online subscription service while not having any good games with online play.

>>55530694
Yeah but I'm mostly looking forward to more solo Bijou, I love her the most

I look forward to the first Bijou Kaela collab. They seem like they already have great chemistry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sSTq1jpFw

>>55531546
I bought mario kart 8 for the wii-u so I refuse to buy it on the switch. It is a cursed existence.

>>55531546
No, I refuse to buy a switch

>>55532029
Her first minecraft is gong to be a little too meme with her trying to not use a pickaxe or something. Like fauna trying to not use wood

>>55531546
Wish I could, but I'm working and I don't even know if I have Nintendo Online anymore anyway.

>>55531747
The games aren't even the problem, the actual online services are. They're still so ass-backwards with proper online connectivity and arrogant enough to ignore it.

>>55532029
I like Kaela, I hope they have good collabs

>>55528465
kek no1 who's a real fan of hololive likes mori
she killed too many people already.
reaper of death for a reason

Me on the right

>>55532029
Kaela is like the only good ID, im glad she and rock seem to get along

>>55528285
I'm blocking the words mori and gura from now on, whatever they say is not worth reading, specially in a thread about a different girl.

>>55532398
for me it's anya

>>55532441
Honestly, based. Just leave the stub to remind you to report them as well.

>>55532500
Im gonna be honest with you, i completly forgot she existed, guess shes ok too.

>>55532398
I like Kaela, Anya and Reine

>>55532441
Based

>>55532500
The only thing I know about her is she's supposedly a cunt. I don't think i've ever once watched her though.

>>55532398
Kaela is number one as well heck i only give a shit about Kaela LMAO

https://files.catbox.moe/h10dai.mp4

>>55532890
Hand over the card

>>55532398
Surprised you're not seething she's got Mori as her oshi.

>>55532398
But Kobo is hilarious.

>>55532890
>https://files.catbox.moe/h10dai.mp4
good girl

>>55532890
woah

>>55532890
Holy
>>55501184
You were saying?

>>55533116
post the card

>>55533116
If I don't have it it doesn't exist

>>55532890
as cool as mikoboat is, is there a version without

>>55532890
lmao

>>55532890
Uh thanks.

>>55532890
Hey man.

>>55532890
I really cant get hard with mikoboat >>55532996
Get mori out of your ass faggot nobodys talking about her

>>55532890
>big pointy nipples
Sigh..

Biboo wouldn't want tribalism. Biboo would want us to give advice to anons who are struggling to make it, like she used to, to help get their life in order.
Here's one I use
>If you don't own a toothbrush, you can still brush your teeth if you have a toilet swabby thingie
please post more to help Pebbles get their lives back on track

This girl is a good streamer
I'm always impressed by how cute and energetic she is
I might become a pebble..

>>55533642
put american cheese on your cup ramen

>>55533642
But brushing your teeth is for losers!

>>55534067
I will try to remember to pick up some the next time I'm at the store, but I'm sure I will regret it.

>>55533642
Get one of these pizzas, cook it in the oven, then cut it in half and use the plastic it comes in to keep the other half fresh in the fridge.
Eat half of it the first day, then warm the other half in the oven at eat it the next day and you can make 1 pizza last for 2 days.

>>55534341
>490 calories
How are you gonna live off that for 2 days bro

>>55534436
Is that her chef's hat?

>>55534436
Thanks, Chef.

>>55534562
>>55534341
Nvm its 1960 calories but still too little

>>55534562
read the box, 490 per 1/4
that's 980 per 1/2 so drink a drink and you have 1000 calories/day which is fine, it's what I've been living off of for years

>>55533642
Always use water based lube for you onahole

>>55534752
I want a Bijou onahole

You boys got any games you would like to see biboo play?

>>55534952
Darktide.

>>55534752
What other kind of base do lubes use?

New

>>55535073
>>55535073
>>55535073

>>55535118
oil

>>55535118
petroleum

>>55533642
Learn how to cook it will help your life immensely

>>55534952
DMC5
Hollow knight godhome endurance
sekiro