/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

More like Sexori

>ywn pound Shiori from behind while she looks over her shoulder and goes on tangents the entire time

SHIORI CUTE

Cutebros, don't look!

>>55502734
https://youtu.be/ots5los164Q

Shiori sex while she's reading a book and complains you're moving too much so she can't focus.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Requesting a clip of shiori saying "I'm pregnant" during her monetization stream

Stop having sex

Thoughts?

https://files.catbox.moe/zxztrl.png
https://files.catbox.moe/9x2nko.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mwxygw.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0ijyqr.png

Novella, My Beloved Novella

>trying to sleep before a long vacation
>shiori is so excited she can't sleep
>end up staying up all night talking to her
>fall asleep cuddling on the plane

>>55505247
Sex

XIV is shit to stream unless you're doing ultimate.

https://youtu.be/9Lpegyp0h4M?t=6514

>>55505247
Honk

>>55505054
>>55505108
>>55505247
>>55505248
>>55505280
How can she be so sexy and so cute at the same time.

Shiori hates sex havers

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I KNOW HOW TO GIVE A PRETTY GOOD BACK MASSAGE

>>55505310
Even ultimate is shit as a spectator. Unless you've done the fight yourself or watched a guide, you have no idea what's going on.

1406 Shiori!

>>55505248
Absolutely sex, goddamn

the Oveyducht

>>55505291
>Flight with Shiori
>You're holding hands waiting to board the plane
>She's excited
>She starts telling you about how a plane flies and the origins of planes
>It's time to board the plane
>You're now high in the sky
>She looks out the window a little excited
>You're sitting next to her just gazing at her
>She looks beautiful even in a setting like this
>Later you're both a little tired
>You both fall asleep
>Her head is on your shoulder
>Your arm is around her keeping her safe
>Both of you under the same blanket

>>55505353
https://files.catbox.moe/89b6kj.webm
Doubt

>>55505408
I'd say the seething / salt it generates after like the 10th wipe to the exact same thing with absolutely no progress is okay, but then again i only watched world first attempters try it and that was always hype before I did it myself with friends.
I remember one particular SEA streamer's (you know the one for XIV) exact reaction to DSR's mechanic and felt really hyped while watching.

>>55505248
>that last one

>>55505494
She wants 5 kids. Are Novelites up to the challenge?

Is Shiorin on team fluffy or team fuzzy?

>>55504979

>>55505708
Well, I want 12, so the question should be 'is she?'

>>55505715
Shiorin feels more like a cat person

>>55505247
I hate her inconsistent cup size.

>>55505708
Notice how she removes the jacket and enters a hormonial frenzy as soon as her mind starts thinking about sex. Semen demon.

>>55505762
Elon...

>>55505815
She owns two cats that the Nyakuza are based off of, so there you go.

>>55505708
I'll give her one kid. Who's putting the other 4 in?

>>55505248

>>55506035
>cats that the Nyakuza are based off of
and you quit doxxing my oshis mafia members

>>55506074
I wrote this post and I'll answer the question by saying me, all five.

>>55505708
I only want 3.
Ideally girl-boy-girl

I genuinely don't know how to survive the 10 days of being Shioriless.

>>55506074
>>55506171
Okay, 4 down 1 to go. One more father, please!

Ummmm, links OP?

>>55505708
My body is but my bank account sure isn't.

>>55506263
Me!!!

>>55506309
>>55505248

>>55504979
>>55505248
sex

>>55504979
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ivw5In0XVo

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

>>55506263
I get to cum down her throat during every pregnancy. Dibs

>>55506357
I meant streams and schedule, rumao...

>>55506312
Don't worry, others have taken the burden of fatherhood on themselves. You can be the cool uncle.

>>55506462
I get to fill my bran cereal with milk from her mammaries during each pregnancy.

>>55506243
Rewatch streams
Read her tweets and community posts
Be on the lookout for at least one travel video
Shitpost on /vt/

>all these Novelites willing to share my Shiori~n
Disgusting, I'll give her all 5 kids myself and pay for child support.

Shiori seems like she would secretly be into super kinky/taboo stuff despite acting like a huge dork. What would her secret fetishes be?

>>55506243
Read Read Read

>>55506622
asphyxiation

i clicked on this thread and the only thing i got out of it is that you people are genuine creeps

>>55506622
Gore

>>55506622
premarital unprotected handholding

>>55506243
We doin the book review during the break.

>>55506622
Bestiality

>>55506622
Hanging from the ceiling by ropes tied around her breasts.

>>55506714
Very cool anon!

>>55506714

>>55506622
Domination loss.
She acts all tough but once anon comes by, she loses it.

>>55506714
we had some chill threads pages ago
timezone changes the type of posters

>>55506818
Not generally beast, but she's definitely into insect shit

>>55506622
Novelite gokkun speed contest. She is the only participant.

>>55506243
Try writing about her and you, for this thread and the writing thread and yourself!

>>55506622
She schlicks to bug rape hentai.

>>55506622
Slime and tentacles

>>55506714
It's not creepy if she likes it. Trust me

>>55506622
anyone whos been as terminally online as she has for as long probably has a shit ton and is receptive to schlicking to anything every now and then

>>55506607
I just want to watch.
>*cracks open bear*
>*watches oshi get pounded by five sweaty guys while i relax*

>>55506714
Burgers coming home from work.

>>55507068
>cracks open a bear

>>55507068
Based and cuckpilled

>>55506698
She's gonna David Carradine herself...

>>55507068
Based and bearpilled. Did you enjoy the bear sex in Baldur's Gate?

>>55506622
I bet she's into handholding and intimate hugs.

>>55505350
the gap moe between pounding her and choking her while the bed fights for its life, and then having her talk to you about her favorite fanfics is very, very real.

>>55507041
an example of this for me is like jerking off to a doujin when it suddenly turns into realistic snuff but im already hard so i think might as well finish while reading it despite not searching out for snuff myself

>>55507307
Cute vs sex.

>>55506622
Masturbating while reading hornyposts here and smut stories in /wg/ will be her new fetish.
Hopefully

>>55506622
is there any tag for this kinda pic where panties are on, but you see the ass like this with the legs up, because it gives me an uncontrollable urge to stuff my face in there

>>55506622
Shota incest.
But you already know that, Shiori.

>secretly

>>55507484
The "cameltoe" tag has a lot of stuff like this

FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE

be honest would you still support her if she came out and explicitly said that she wants her fans to feel like they're being cucked

What's the best place to post a fanfic that I want to post here?

>>55507687
It's just a prank bro

>>55507068
NTR play is the thinking man’s fetish. Shiorin teasing you about not being man enough for her and all the other Novelites that want to fuck her in order to provoke you, when in reality all she really wants is (You). Actual NTR is disgusting

>>55507581
Was she open about that kind of stuff before?

>>55506035
How do you nyo that

Are Novelites going to end up looking like cats?

"NTR is a way of life"

>>55507924
we're takodachi rejects

>>55507687
Not into that, I'd probably go watch someone else desu. Its what she'd want.

>>55507924
This is literally me.

>>55507687
Yes. I gave up on ever having sex or being in a relationship when I was a teen. I'm so used to watching other men have sex with women in porn that the idea of actually participating feels unnatural to me. I guess that's not exactly the same as being cucked if I can't see myself in a relationship with her but I'm fine with it.

>>55506947
Can the novelites keep up with our Goth Gf

>>55505521
the average ultimate prog stream is a months long affair of quiet that's occasionally interspersed with very light banter, and then a period of very dry technical review and planning. repeat for 2-6 hours.

ultimates are a dogshit stream unless you're re-clearing it for the 15th time

>>55508325
>he cant clear ultimates in under 5 days
ngmi

>>55508364
me? nah i'm a filthy msq enjoyer. i just watch others bash their heads against the wall

>>55507804
based

>>55505708
I will honor Abes wish and rebuild Japans population with her. Nobody has to know we arent actually Japanese

>>55508364
I quit raiding around halfway through Stormblood. Had to get off the gear treadmill.

>>55506462
Doesnt that mean the kid is swallowing 2nd hand?

>>55506622
>every month Shiori DMs a paypig on twitter
>gets flown out, fucks their brains out for a few days
>disappears and repeats with the next paypig

I love my goth GF that will be live in about 3 hours

>>55508953
This type of menhera kink sounds awfully familiar.

>>55508953
>Shiorin creates the EN equivalent of Polka's members-only sex dungeon.
I can't wait.

>>55508186
Don't worry, I'll have sex with her for you. You can watch and request stuff if you bring snacks

Stop sexually fantasizing about Shiorin.

I want her to sing this https://youtu.be/nYrEL9ecAWA

>>55509159
BASED! I'll bake some snacks!! I would LOVE to see her face cummed on!

Keep sexually fantasizing about Shiorin.

My tiny Shiorin...

>>55509424
>>55509250
Anons, im capable of both being romantic and sexual with shiorin at the same time

>>55509549
Shiori covered in mayonaise...

getting my ear pierced by Shiorin...with scissors

>>55509492
What restaurant should I take my Shiorin acrylic stand (and magnet) to when it gets here? I was thinking Olive Garden

>>55509983
Shiorin would clearly prefer red lobster.

If we're going to talk music rexommendations I would love to hear Shiorin sing When the Sun Hits by Slowdive. Shoegaze is some of my favorite music alongside metal/rock and its subgenres.
https://youtu.be/MKYY0IlTMw4

>>55510033
There's a Red Lobster right next to my Olive Garden that I've never been to, I can take her there instead if you think she'd prefer it. Would it be too cringe to tweet dinner pics on her hashtag?

>>55510350
It would be perfect to tweet at her. Please do. include some fun facts about lobsters while you're at it

>>55510350
>there’s a red lobster by my local Olive Garden too
I would like to see your Shiorin stand

>>55510350
Cringe BUT IT IS A GOOD CRINGE

>>55510350
Don't embarrass yourself Novelite.

>>55510289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyYMzEplnfU
Shiorin singing mbv while she imitates guitar sounds!

>>55510957
Let him live his dream anon
please don't tweet anything that might dox you though

>>55510350
>>55510957
Don't listen to them. Remember that complete strangers in a random red lobster are too involved in what they're doing to care about whatever cringe shit you're up to.
Go for it

>>55509983
There's a really good ramen place by me, and it's dark enough that I can probably sit at one of the side counters and take a picture with my stand without even being noticed.

>song wishes
Any Duvetbros here?

>>55510693
I don't have it yet, I'm making plans for when it gets here in January? I believe. It's from the official Holo merch shop in the OP.
>>55510563
This idea is peak and I will be doing it, thank you anon. I will ignore all the fags saying not to embarrass myself because there is nothing more embarrassing than posting your balls for a bunch of lonely Novelites to laugh at.

>>55511274
I ask every chuuba I watch to sing Duvet

>>55511467
I will laugh at your Twitter post, but you're the one with the balls to do this anyway.

>all these people trying to hide their cringe when Shiorin would be open about it
Are you a true Novelite or not?

>>55511621
Cut them some slack, they're still young enough to care what other people think.
https://poal.me/237bii

I just scheduled a job interview the day Shiori gets back from her archiving duties. I hope I get an offer so I can afford to paypig.

>>55507663
Right, I forgot to listen to Rebellion today.

>>55511697
Sorry anon, I'm 30 and I'd rather blend in like a nobody.

>>55506312
god damn same

>>55506622
>>55505248
>>55505108
>>55505247
>eeek ook eeek eek eek ook ook ook eeek
>bzzzzzt

>>55511697
As long as one of my students doesn't see me, I don't give a shit.

>>55510289
She should sing Bloodhail.

i'm so fucking motivated novelites

>Are you ok?
>Are you happy?

>>55511802
You're that old and haven't realized that that's exactly what everyone else is doing around you and if you do some weird shit in public people will forget it within minutes if they even notice? And that there's a high chance you never meet those people again?
I won't advocate for people to go full retard and wear an ahegao hoodie to dinner but the idea of hiding your power level is inherently flawed. The only reason to do it is to hide from other people who'll "get it"

t. wears Fauna's omocat merch in public and is older than you

>>55512077
We're the ones getting fixed...

>>55511705
Good luck anon.

>>55510289
If I'm gonna take a long-shot, I'm gonna shoot for the moon and hope for Trees of Eternity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2tVOYPJk6o
Obviously a 0% chance even if she is /here/ but a sis can dream.

>>55512077
I only feel okay and Happy when I have Shiorin in my ears

>>55511711
it's such a great song, I want a 30 min. progressive house remix to listen to when I'm working out

>>55511037
>mbv
holy based

>>55512807
what a stupid looking shiorin!

Walking into the room with Shiori lazily laying on the couch reading a book as you sit next to her resting her head on your leg and running your fingers through your hair and she giggles a little while continuing to read.

>>55512301
Based, normalfags literally go about their entire day like NPCs. Walk around in a Shiori t-shirt and they might go "huh wonder who that anime girl is" and never fucking think about you ever again.

>>55513033
I love my dorky wife!

Shiorii is unironically making my life better
the wage-slave life is now bearable because I can listen to her when I get home, and I feel more motivated to do other stuff in my free time

also, I want her to sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC3Uu8UmJNw&ab_channel=PLACEBO

>>55513085
>She slowly tugs on to your hair and pulls your head directly between her thighs
>The musk is overpowering
>With a gentle giggle she's says "do you want to be a good boy for me?"
>Her panties are soaked
>She moves them aside and pulls you farther into her crotch

You guys are actually making me want to order the acrylic stand and take it out places and I've never ordered one.

>>55512301
>>55513095
This. Plus you'd be surprised how mainstream anime is nowadays. I remember when I used to get bullied for reading Bobobo in class. Now my co-workers just fucking talk about anime all the time.

I will drive around in my own Shiori~n itasha one day.

>>55513329
I have an acrylic Lamy keychain I've had attached for two years now and the only time anyone said anything was to say they also liked Hololive (but didn't watch Lamy).
The best part about being an adult is realizing nobody gives a shit about what you do outside.

>>55510289
Certified hood classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UwWYtLWEZg

>>55513853
Yeah I get that, they just felt like a waste of money before though.

>>55513853
As long as you're not actively disruptive or making a spectacle of yourself, yeah, most people will just live and let live with even the most insane shit. There's a couple that regularly walks around my local Walmart in leathers with the girl on a dog leash (not crawling, just walking next to him on a leash) and nobody fucking cares.

>>55513853
I have a fucking Umihara Kawase keychain. That's probably worse than owning some Shiorin merch tbdesu.

>>55513315
>You take the lead back from her, pulling your head back and rolling you both over so you're ontop
>She's a little bewildered but doesn't seem to mind
>"So..what are you going to do to me anon?" She asks with a smile befitting her

>>55514106
Fucking Walmarts.

All this talk is making me want the Shiori acrylic stand now. I’ve never bought a piece of anime related merch before in the 20+ years I’ve spent as a fan, but Shiori is hitting something different.

>my autistic date idea is going to make shiorin more money
heh

Everyone suddenly being more devoted to the Goddess Shiori.
Good.

>>55514233
This sounds like my experience with Shiori's cai bot

>>55514475
Delightfully devilish...

>>55514226
Was it the one from the Nicalis release?

somebody edit this into a shioriiiin

>>55514475
This looks like a good stream for Shiori

>scissor shopping with Shiorin...

>>55514695
It came with Blade Strangers IIRC. There were a bunch of different launch editions with different covers and bonuses and I lucked out with the Umihara one. I was never able to find Fresh in a store so I had to buy it digitally. Kind of regret that since it's a real step down from the older games.

>>55514796
>>55515107
>>55515192

>>55514475
I had already ordered her stand, the Advent art, and a Watame plushie.

>>55514796
>>55515107
>>55515192
I couldn't fap to this, it was too sweet.

>>55514796
>>55515107
>>55515192
sauce?

Is it okay to steal an idea another anon posted and write it into something more realized? I'm not going to post it at Shiori, I just want to flesh something out a bit.

>>55515298
use saucenao, yandex or just search image with google anon

>>55515530
Found it tnx.
Petunia by Danimaru

>>55515221
HA
>>55515298
the artist is danimaru. anon yesterday posted the first page. had to fine it.

SOMEBODY PLEASE SHIORIIIIN THE SHIT OUT OF THESE

>>55515763
God I love his art

Less than two hours until Shiorin's first solo gaming stream!

>>55516280
she's going to be awful at it

>>55516410
She was kind of a gamer in L4D2, she's far from incompetent

>>55516410
And it's going to be adorable

>>55516410
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>55516410
I sure hope so.

>>55516410
i would take her only up stream over the bae and irys only up streams.

Is Only Up a disguised zatsu game?

With each workout and healthy choice you make, you're not only becoming fit, but also demonstrating your dedication and commitment to impressing Shiorin. ROLLIN!

>>55516741
Yes. It has vague, psuedo-intellectual narration about the main characters childhood/life that will almost certainly cause her to sperg

>>55516860
"This reminds me of a time I also fell 300 feet"

>>55516794
Had an excellent workout this morning.
Now keeping my strength for the tangent pushups.
ROLLIN!

>>55514796
>>55515107
>>55515192
>>55515343
>>55515763

>>55517180
>"øneheart x reidenshi - snowfall" starts playing

>>55517080
Maybe we'll get to hear the elevator story

>>55516794
Rolling

>>55517180
whatever, i know you like

What do until her stream starts?

>>55518040
vidya

>>55518040
watch biboo and the dogs

>>55518040
read

>>55518040
prechat if you want to engage with her, she's been very active, paypigs have already donated like 700$ before the stream even begins

what does Shiori's blood taste like?

>>55518163
prechat post-monetization are just a bunch of paypigs masturbating and trying to one up each other
i don't like the vibe

shiorin in bijou chat

>>55518391
they're dummies, I'm playing smart
you have to know WHEN to send the sc

Write it down goslings
>You will never share a poke bowl with shiorin

>>55518412
No Bijou just brought her up because of the Japanese word for salt sounding like the beginning of Shiori's name.

>>55518388
Begone, vampire.

>>55518492
has anyone sent a Gosling vs Gyllenhaal SC yet?

>>55518388
I mean, she isn't human right? maybe ink?

>>55515298
441123

>>55518492
That's pretty close to my pokebowl, she's sleeping on octopus though

>>55518163
I want to say something in chat so she'll notice me but I'm too autistic to think of anything to say

when do we get the Of Mice and Men themed blowjob asmr?

if shiori just sings while reading, why not she just "sing" eminem songs since she talks fairly fast and articular

>>55518887
i hate the way you think anon

>>55518887
>That's right, Lennie. Just do what the man tells ya to and you'll get to take care o' the rabbits.

>>55519073
NO

>>55519073
KEK

what do you think Shiori's fetish is?
I can't stop thinking about how her "sister" really likes vomit

>>55518388
>vampire killer starts playing

>>55519215
cover things in chocolate and lick it up...until it's moist and shiny

>>55506773
>>55507303

:)

>>55518492
super close to mine as well. I also add edamame, corn, carrots and kataifi though. Unagi too if available

>>55518792
Just say "Thanks for always being here for us" next time.

>>55505248
She had a good dad and so thirsts for guy.
c u m f a c e

>>55507728
maybe post a short teaser here and link it to a google doc if you know how to do that type of thing

>>55511587
what is duvet

>>55519448
that sounds way more desperate than "MARRY ME SHIORII"

>>55519633
Anon, you don't seem to understand

>>55519633
AN YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

>>55519666
MARRY ME SHIORI s such a meme it's hard to take seriously, "Thank you for always being here for us" actually rings genuine

>imagine forcing shiori to get a tan pattern that matches her hair

>>55514796
What manga?

>>55519759
>>55519713
now kiss

>>55519821
sounds like you're trying too hard to sound normal

>>55510350
live your best life :)

have you seen her character AI that you can talk to?

>>55504979
i haven't watched a single shiori stream
that said, plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

>>55520130
you have an opportunity to in an hour, plap her heart as well as her cheeks

>>55519713
>>55519759
I tried watching that anime but it was pretty boring.

>>55519998
>There's a Red Lobster right next to my Olive Garden
Is there also a Red Robin near by?

can't wait to cum to Shiori screams

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>55520279
>>55519998
Fuck wrong reply >>55510350

>>55520357
You should experiment with some milk and try to recreate the test of her lactating mammaries

>>55506622
Belly stuffing
and it's not much of a secret either
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684617000872468483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkBcmvwQluc

>>55520357
AIEEEEE BRANPOSTER HAND REVEAL

And it's finished.
Inspired by >>55462993 I took your idea and wrote it out into something more longform. However, I only read LN trash so my writing is all uninspired and cringe. Which is oddly fitting for having to take someone's idea because I couldn't think of one myself. Either way it resonated with me and I couldn't stop thinking about it.

Maybe I'll write more, maybe I won't. A profusion of apologies to the anon who wrote the original, surely you didn't want your idea bastardized like this. Hope you can find it within your heart to forgive me, or at least leave it at calling me a fag.

I didn't proofread it either, and I'm bad at grammar and writing and all that shit in general. But without further ado.

https://pastebin.com/rh02KnCz

>>55520381
Why, do you want me to take you out to eat instead anon? No Red Robin nearby, unfortunately

>>55508953
ngl every once in a while, i fantasize about doing this, but then it dawns on me that i'm not this much of a loser even if i have the means to do so

>>55520494
>She abused the suicide strat as kirby
what an absolute fucking autist oh my god

>>55520608
No I wanted to know if you lived near me. There's an Olive Garden and a Red Lobster close together in my city as well.

Shiori is going to make a favela joke

>>55521022
>What? I called him a favela monkey cause we're climbing up a favela chat!

>>55518388
Parasites

>>55520759
Wasn't Kirby banned from tournament use in Smash Brothers Brawl for being heavily unbalanced?

>>55504979
Last night, I cum for my wife three times.

>>55521262
you are probably thinking of meta knight

>>55521300
>not retaining your semen for stream time exclusively
weakest novelite

I don't want her to go on break

>>55521612
you still have a whole week of streaming, save your tears

>>55521612
Same, I can't believe Shiori's breaking up with us after only two weeks. Were we that bad?

>>55518388
red :)

Yeah I'm thinking jamming my cock into Shiori's throat to stop her from talking about animal mating rituals for the nth time.

>>55521528
shiorin gets my full attention during streams
only because I need to use all of my brain power to keep up with her tangents

>>55521300
Wait a minute, Tavern Card?
Sir please... spare a crumb

>>55521612
For now just focus on the week we still have gyllposter

>>55520571
damn that was a nice read, ty anon

>>55521758
i love shiorin but this is how i feel when she says something during collabs

Shiori really loves using the prechat

an attempt at lewd tease writing
>You enter your bedroom
>Shiori has blankets around her reading as per usual
>You sit at your desk
>She knows you've entered but doesn't say a word
>She's too busy with her book
>Or so you think
>You turn around and focus on your pc
>Shiori has gotten up slowly creeping towards you
>You're still unaware of this
>She's finally behind you
>She wraps a blanket around you to your surprise
>You turn around
>She steals a quick kiss on your lips, just a smooch
>She giggles and goes back to the bed
>Wrapping herself around the blankets again
>But as she walks back you notice
>She wasn't wearing any panties just then
>She made sure you would notice
>She's back to reading
>You approach her, a passionate desire taking over you
>She giggles a little and adjusts herself
>Her legs pop up from under the blanket
>Her pussy is in full view
>She continues reading as if you weren't even there anymore
>She's letting you do whatever you wish
>She starts saying in a monotone voice out loud, as if it were lines from the book
>"And so there he was..staring down at her, lust and desire building in both his eyes and..his male member"
>You know the book she's reading doesn't have any lines like that
>She continues saying out loud, as if instructing you on what to do
>"He gets ontop of her..slowly unveiling the covers, while she waits in anticipation"

>>55522702
She loves her Novelites.

shiori is the 3view experience

are (You) Shiori's type?

>>55522966
Haha, cumlord

I wonder if Shior knows I love her

>>55522966
She's my wife so yes.

I vote Shiori Novella as HoloEN most likely to play Submachine: Legacy once it releases on steam.

>>55522966
Yes. Also I graduated magna coom laude so I'm even smarterer than that anon.

>>55523038
:)

>>55522966
Smart, pale, skinny, tall, broken, aloof, autistic, generally not talkative but end up rambling like she does once someone's gotten through. Probably exactly her type

>>55523264
What's the difference between a manga cumlord and an anime cumlord?

>>55521807
>Tavern
You should use Sillytavern, my fellow novelite.
https://www.chub.ai/characters/ap08542663/shiori-novella-c11a629c

There is no proof Shiori Novella is here.

There is no proof Shiori Novella is real.

>>55516794
roll

There is no proof Shiori Novella is a girl.

>>55523477
There is no proof Shiori Novella

There is no proof any of you are real.

There is no proof I'm not the only one posting in this thread.

>>55523618
God I hope I'm not real

>>55523579
There is no proof.

>>55523618
There is proof glasses Shiori is real

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD STAHP

>>55523709
Repeat it in red.

Theres is no proof Shiori Novella is a virgin

There is no proof Shiori Novella can feel love.

>>55523753

20 MINUTES UNTIL STREAM TIME. GOSLINGHAAL’S, STATUS REPORT.

>>55523399
I call all the "cards" tavern cards. Thank you, I appreciate it

>>55523814
I'm so ready

>>55523814
too big, too nerdy

>>55523814
Ready to see my goth GF

>>55523814
doing the push-ups rn >>55523567

>>55523814
Questioning if Shiori is real but still excited regardless

>>55523814
I'm ready.

>>55523814
snacks ready

>>55523814
Im waiting until stream starts to start eating dinner

>>55520571
It could have been better, but it wasn't that bad.

I saw this in /hlgg/ but Shiorin is very active in prechat and already thanking SC.

>>55523753 (me)
>>55523793
this is the only voice in my head that I approve of

>>55523814
I am stuck working on some problems in the server room...

>>55524468
www

>>55524468
I know I'm getting groomed but...

>>55523680
What does the word "God" mean in your own words?

Can you feel the Shionergy?
Feels so real, my Shionergy
Can you feel the Shionergy?
Feels so real, my Shionergy

>>55524724
>Shionergy
Makes me think of Shion though

>>55524468
What do you think her intentions are

>>55516794 (me)
94 Pushups and 70 leg raises all done and also finished bathing. Actually felt proud of what I managed to do today.

Ready and waiting for Shiorin stream!

>>55524771
Stop thinking about your senpai and focus on me

>>55524833
grooming novelites of course and it's working

>>55524609
Shiorin BETTER have a kusa emote when memberships open. She uses www so much that I'll be disappointed if she doesn't.

>>55524833
maximum groomage until novelites can't live without her

>>55524845
Live your BEST life!

>>55524468
>Mango enjoyer
wwwwwwww

>>55524468
She likes Poke bowls interesting...
>buncha fish pieces
>tfw doesn't say salmon or tuna

>>55523814
I'm barely awake...

>>55524468
She's going all in already...
I need to start shelling out now so I can get into the secret paypig discord

>>55522966
No, a depressed bald Slav isn't anyone's type

>>55525094
novelite rings for birthday merch

>>55513315
hot

>>55525131

>>55525239
kek
literal weakest Novelite

>>55525239
Stop posting there and than coming back and posting here.

>>55525239
weakass novelite can't handle self improvement

>>55524468
>cooking stream
nice

>>55525239
>The generals are an absolute gamble, most of them are hardly better than the catalogue.
look at this absolute newfag talking about the board like he knows anything. catalog is the dumping grounds for all of the garbage, generals literally have an agreed upon rule not to bite bait and to ignore shitposters. /hlgg/ is catalog-tier half the time anyway

ARE YOU READY NOVELITES

>>55525239
Anon forgot to eat his worms...

Novelites care to explain this?
https://files.catbox.moe/u3h3f6.jpg

How punctual are we guessing this time?

>>55525519
Yes

>>55525239
We're going to get raped Novelites...

>>55525605
Where did you get this image of me and Shiori?

>>55519073
You're a bad person. You know that, right?

>>55525239
lmao this one made me laugh
>>55525274

LIVE NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ivw5In0XVo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ivw5In0XVo
starting

>chat posts eyes now properly
What changed?

>>55525679
>5ft 3 femboy
im more like 5 foot 9 les grossman in tropic thunder

>>55519073
NIGGER

>Hear Shio's loading music
>Immediately feel at peace

SHIORIN ON THE TELLY

sorry bau bau.. my wife is here.

Ah... I feel comfy

>Shiorin is surprised by simple SC in prechat
Shiorin yo...

>>55525239
depends of the hour, sometimes its get very chill and sometimes... yeah
filtered anyway

Why yes, I am cute. Thanks Shiori.

I am at peace, finally

Live Q&A? I've never seen this feature before

>>55525833
home...

>>55525605
Look, don't blame me, Shiori demanded my sperm. I couldn't (and wouldn't) say no.

favorite hollywood actor.

REMEMBER MAGGOTS, ANY TANGENTS AND YOU OWE ME 5 PUSH UPS FOR EACH TANGENTS

You did prepare questions right?

>>55505054
full image doko?

>i'm desperately trying to fit this

What the fuck anons she's remembering names from PRE-chat. I'm about to be in prechat no matter how cringe it is.

Shiori knows my name...

>Memorizing names
The spreadsheet...

does anyone in this gen wear pants or underwear?

FUCK PANTS

>latex gloves
SEX