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had to turn my mobile internet on because i could feel nenmen had archived and no one had baked yet

>>55402794
Thanks as always baker anon

News:
Uki 3.0: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1685930801765240833
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Noctyx Palverse Pale Figure prototypes: https://twitter.com/ohanakoyu/status/1685467636845740032
Summer Season VP releases August 9: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1686919819201839104
Alban and Uki at Otakuthon August 11-13: https://twitter.com/otakuthon/status/1654516315514716160
Ike, Luca, Uki, Sonny, Ren and Ver at Anime Impulse OC September 2nd-3rd: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1678479204743016452
Luca and Ren at Nijifes 2023 December 24: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1687795587163537409
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Luca 1m (Until Sept. 9th)
Ocean Breeze, Summer Vacation Resale (Until Aug. 9th)
NijiEN Store 2nd anniversary
Iluna 1st Anniversary (Until Aug. 13)
Kemanekineko Summer Vacation Collab

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZIbfLeWiWY
Ren Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMsrs_MWibw
Mysta Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYwgLNQDNyU
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

Long dead hours today, feel free to request vods for the cytube.

>>55402794
I honestly was about to but I was too slow about it. Don't wanna mess it up. Thank you baker

Violisko come back to me

>>55402625
Yaminions/Shu...

>>55403436
wdym the banana is in his pants

>>55403478
Unfathomable based

>>55403436
The shikigami is in his collar...

i love my menhera parasocial king, whether or not he's menhera or parasocial or both or neither

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>55403846
What the fuck that shit is nearly invisible at least put it between his tits

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!
Sonny sonny sonny sonny sonny sonny sonny sonny sonny

>>55404349
I wish my hand was in between his tits

https://poipiku.com/4471420/9162590.html
Shusta sex

aik rabu

>>55405562
giwiwm

need archivist model NOW! Want big tiddy bara NOW!!

>>55406038
wait 10 years

frog rape soon

>>55406785
i'll be a milf by then and i will cheat on my husband with bara wife

>>55407496
In 10 years I will be a hag and then I'll marry bara wife, I promise I can cook and clean!

next wave full on spanish speakers

I only wish that the movie could come out sooner so we can get more people that appreciate him for who he is instead of who he could be.

>>55409587
Those spic boys would not survive

>>55409587
Next wave is all esl, the theme is international and we get 7 livers from all the continents

>>55410830
hetalia livers...

>>55410830
>>55411613
i hate this but i want it...

>>55410830
>>55411613
tazumi make it happen

>>55411697
>>55411752
can't wait to get cancelled for writing WW2 fanfiction of japan incestually raping china just like the old days

>>55410830
That would be cool but the reality of it sounds like a nightmare

willy soon to save us like the hero he is

>>55411903
Nowadays fandoms would never be able to handle hetalia...

>>55410830
>American boy/canadian twink
>COME TO BRAZIL boy (light chocolate)
>Euro boy
>Delicious chocolate african boy
>Chinese/jp boy (we already have koreans and flips)
>New zealand boy
>A leopard seal furry from antartica
I'd watch it

willy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppLmUwDqyQ

>>55414020
i looked up a page of homestuck the other day and it had karkat calling people retards, the nostalgia hit me hard
>>55414562
cute chinese femboy that calls me jiejie WHEN

>>55415866
Anon I am begging you to somehow do VR reps

>>55416457
i'm chinese... you couldn't pay me to regularly watch streams on b2

>>55416528
Sounds like a skill issue, I bet those vr boys are some good lads

>>55416587
it is, i can watch videos there no problem but their stream interface drives me mad. i don't even mind the danmaku, it's just how clustered everything feels. i stick to watching vods mostly. maybe i should check out some chinese vtubers, i know they have really sex models usually

Did willy piss himself yet

>>55417238
He will when i punch his bladder

>>55414562
They said ESL anon. Plus they'd need viable internet. Most of these locations wish they could stream

>>55417238
hopefully soon

Will any of the boys stream the Fortnite Jujutsu Kaisen event?

>>55418138
Give me your 7 continents boys then smart guy

>>55418505
Considering it's Nijisanji, they have shown time and again they don't give a single fuck about mainland Europe nor would risk the Middle East or Africa. We'd just get some more Asians.

>Menhera from the Philippines to replace Mysta
>MMA and Metal fan from Philippines
>Musician from Indonesia
>Chinese but raised in French-Canada. Bit of a jock, loves Baseball
>Korean with family from America
>Indian with a wealthy background, raised in the UK
>Femboy from Thailand

The self praise is so cute

>>55418917
>chinese but raised in french-canada
my friend told me one of his friends has been applying for nijien, maybe
...?

>>55419101
If this actually happens you better groom him

>>55419198
kek i haven't asked to see the guy's twitch channel because i thought it'd be awkward

>>55419440
I'm half joking but if he actually does get in never mention it, I don't think it'll end well

They should pull an Ibrahim except give some Asian a black/african model that would be pretty funny I think

>>55419673
Vanta already has to deal with enough shit with whether he's actually black or not, I really don't want a bunch of seething 1views and pre-debut twitter grifters having a tantrum over "virtual blackface"

>>55419821
Kyo is lucky he hasn't been dragged for his use of AAVE

>>55419924
>el no sabe

>>55419924
It's because aave is so ingrained into internet culture these days that unless you get really racist with it/don't have a n-pass no one's gonna really bother you over it

>>55419595
yeah no i never wanna be the anon with le special secret knowledge, the only thing i know about his content is that he does cooking streams.

>>55420097
Anon knows the future baker bara and never told us.....

kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7WWEtJKSeI

>>55420230
are guys other than gay ones into bara? in my head it's still the male equivalent of yaoi. a baker bara sounds like an excellent idea, please ricky tazmania...

>>55420733
I really would not know that but I'm leaning on no? Unless they cover up the tits straight dudes are gonna think of it as gay. I just want some fat tits in my face so I'm all for more big titty men

>>55420982
Straight men are weak, they can't even handle watching a hot male vtuber even if he has the same interests as them because watching other hot men is gay

>>55421192
I feel like that's a uniquely straight male vtuber fan problem, I see tons of straight weebs that love characters like zoro despite them showing off their massive tits whenever they fight.

>>55421514
They're so afraid of being gay or being cucked that they can't even see a hot male or else they'll have a melty.
This is almost not tangentially related but I also find the tendency for male vtuber fans to call a girl who has short hair and a voice that isn't shrilled as fuck a tomboy so irritating.

I hate the new twitter logo because now whenever wife tweets or retweets anything it looks like I got porn notifications on

>>55422182
girl charge your phone

>>55422053
i agree on the tomboy front. they'd probably call someone like amber from f(x) a tranny

>>55422053
I utterly hate that a lot of the potential of vtubing is squandered because it's filled with a bunch of very vocal insecure guys that have near zero media literacy dictated that the medium is about being a pure female idol that treats their fans like kindergarteners. I go on and on about Vox's project because maybe, just maybe, it'll bring a little bit of change that can shift vtubing to be like what I thought the hobby was about 2 years ago.

>>55422217
It's 45% man why would I charge my phone

>>55422909
I keep forgetting that phones these days have good batteries, before I replaced mine 45% would mean it's dying in in 30 minutes if I wanted to keep watching youtube

>>55422347
They're like
>huge tits
>normal woman voice
>hair above the shoulders
>ZERO male interests
That's a tomboy right there
>>55422643
Male fans are mostly drooling retards anyways, they just want to watch moe blobs making retarded noises while giving them gfe, instead of actually interest people who puts effort into lore and streaming.

>>55423418
probably because real tomboys are also lesbians 90% of the time and won't cater to them.

ver fulgur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBNAgJsWhg

>>55423236
Pisses me off that phones nowadays has soldered in batteries that can't be replaced, you would used to just replace the battery and the phone would still work now you have to buy a whole new phone when the battery gets old. I had to buy a new phone and it's impossible to get one with an SD card slot, like jesus christ can't I have ONE fucking thing to myself I don't want to keep shit in the cloud, god I hate technology companies

>>55423418
And it's utterly ruined the potential of the medium. I'm happy there's at least someone out there that likes storytelling and lore enough to make some good on what vtubers could be though i heard that mayuzumi also did this, but he graduated before i really got into him so i dunno. I'm 2 seconds away from essayposting about this but I really don't think people wanna read my rambling.

>>55423873
i switched from my old samsung note to a pixel last year and i mourn my expandable physical storage everyday... i'm a filthy phoneposter and had all my wife photos saved there

>>55424007
Sorry for leaving fulgur out the post, He's doing good too.

>soups are hot
Not all soups are!!!! This is cold soup erasure

>>55424007
Essay post away anon I would read it. Media illiterate fucks are what ruined movies and tv series that now has to cater to the lowest denominator
>>55424015
Me too...I have a 245gb sd card on top of 54gb internal but I also had to change my phone and the fucking ones with larger storage is more expensive too, shit is a fucking scam

Kiss me anon

I wish Ike did more lore stuff... I have a feeling we'll never get "Eki" or any more proper lore bits again, aside from him releasing a music video and going "Figure it out yourself :)" and vaguely referencing how things were in his past.

wife is going schizo

>>55414562
>Oil baron from Dallas with a heavy southern accent
>Kuruminha (male)
>Euro aristocrat, his model wears the same fashion as Henry VIII
>Delicious chocolate african boy
>Chinese femboy wearing hanfu
>tanned Aussie that ends his sentences with mate, kinda like how cutesy maids use nya
>Petra (male)

fuuchan and ver are going to be sharing a double-ended dildo by the end of this

alban LOVE !

fulgur is gonna drain ver in his office of cum...

>>55426943
putting that artificial throat to good use

>>55424552
Have a rentry instead so there isn't a block of text in the thread that's barely comprehensible rambling. Maybe i'll edit in more later, but this is the general idea I have. https://rentry.org/9q5m4

VER LOVES INCEST

>>55427629
KAGAMI WATCH OUT

fulgur and ver are fucking in the court room

>>55427343
added a little edit. Should be good for now.

wife fixated on ver's dick... he's going to wring this virgin dry

>>55423418
>Male fans are mostly drooling retards anyways, they just want to watch moe blobs making retarded noises while giving them gfe
You could say this same shit verbatim for women. What you mean is unicorns. Want proof? go check cbdct

>>55427629
based

>>55427343
Kindred it wasn't even that long! And I agree with you but to be honest it is what it is, mostly retards watches vtubers anyways (including me) because actually smart people have other intelligent shit they could be consuming so they don't even bother pandering to the media literate crowd

>>55430675
But you see the potential, right? You know what this hobby could be but how it's perfectly content to stay that the level it's at for a majority of what's out there. I cant give this an it is what it is since there's always a capacity for people to live up to that potential, but there's no general push upwards to motivate unless you're already into creative storytelling.

>>55429438
Yeah there might be women like that but the percentage of men who are into retarded women who just makes cute noises and moan are fucking astronomical

>>55428561
Every male wave has a designated whore and a designated virgin and the job of the whore is to protect the virginity of their wave mate but steal the virginity of other waves

>>55431672
I appreciate this new direction in omegaverse canon

>>55431394
I mean yeah imagine the original otaku neets getting their gfe crumbs from anime and manga. Now suddenly, through technology, their anime girl can move and talk. Im honestly not surprised. Plus, what about Nijisanji? How many chuubas here are burdened by unicorn expectations? Pretty few. Then how come we don't see any interesting lore or story telling on their ends regardless of who their fanbase is? Vtubing, as much as it can be about performance, currently doesn't have the talented people it needs to be able to perform very well.

>>55431672
you automatically win if you convince the resident tsundere hetero guy to willingly take dick

Everyday I thank the yaoi gods for fanartists who make yumedan content of my oshi
https://twitter.com/owls_0409/status/1688208976385851392

>>55429438
It pisses me off so much that there's a thread where I could talk about boys of any affiliation, but it's also so rampantly infested by unicorns by design. Maybe it's because I'm mainly a fujo and only have slight yume tendencies that I can't understand them or their viewpoint at all. Though frankly I mainly started watching vtubers for cute moe-blob girls, and I still don't understand unicorns of the other gender so maybe it's a silly complaint in the first place.

>>55431983
I was gonna mention chronoir but their lore content and live content are so separated that they barely count. We don't have the talented people, and there's no push for them to exist at all.

>>55432495
You can just ignore them and talk about cute boys, though? Just drop a nice fanart or "hey I really like this boy, this stream is really nice!" and just carry on with your day.

>>55432495
>>55432842
Also
>pretending like there's not unicorns here
LOL

>>55432290
Kind of a weird thing to say tbhdesu
It's like seeing yumejo content and being like, "Everyday I thank the hetship gods."

>>55432842
Yeah, I do that. Just in the thread that boy is specific too.
I'll just blame it on that time I noticed them shitting on Layla for her collab with Ike, she's so fucking non-offensive, it broke my brain.
>>55432956
There are unicorns here, but it's not a thread specifically for unicorns.

>>55433280
>it's not a thread specifically for unicorns
I mean, to be fair, it's not really marketed as that, either.
>A thread for the discussion of cute male chuubas
That's all it is. You just can't bring up girls in there, which I don't think would be that hard. It doesn't say "only for unicorns," just a place to talk about cute boys exclusively.

>>55433254
It's not that deep......

>>55433254
???

>>55433602
I didn't say it was deep, just that it was kind of weird to me.

>>55432290
Thats really cute and yumedan stuff with Luca Ive never really seen before.

my captcha doesnt work on my pc so now i can only post through mobile....

>>55433542
But there's still a specific thread culture that is developed. There are no rules in this thread that say to talk about one boy more than the other, but some boys are more talked about than other boys are.
Also, people bring up girls themselves. Specifically to complain about them. I know because I would go there and people would be complaining about the girls they disliked collabing with their boys even though the thread rules state to not discuss female collabs. Though frankly all threads have similar problems.

>>55433832
How is that weird, I pray to my Riku Tazumi shrine everyday to thank my god he gave us wife

>>55433931
Have you tried using a different browser? Japmoot fucked with the captcha recently, I think it broke on Firefox

>>55432956
We have like 2 unicorns here while cock and ball torture is like 50% unicorns that shit on women

>>55433832
perhaps it's just an attitude of 'whoa male content! amazing!'
can't remember the last time i stumbled onto yumedan, but i stumble onto plenty of yumejo

>>55434528
oh i use opera...it's so weird i just hope it gets foxed i don't want to change browser again aieeee

>>55434392
>There are no rules in this thread that say to talk about one boy more than the other, but some boys are more talked about than other boys are
So talk about the other boys then? People post who they oshi and watch. There's nothing stopping you or any other anons from posting about any boy you like. You could make the same argument here.

NOM

>>55434925
Yes, and I choose to talk about other boys here. I choose not to talk about boys in /cbdct/.

>>55434967
I will eat his ass, literally

thanks for the two streams today kaichou. sunboys was lots of fun collab more! and i was looking forward to your interactions with wife and you didn't disappoint. two horny omegas comedy off the top of your head isn't really your strong point though kek you tried. well at least in this format you did well in the dating show

wren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14J5hEsdhlc
crow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syyG6bQdPbI

>>55435170
SLURP

https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage/status/1688368977595052032

>>55436136
Fun fact, this schedule post would be off-topic in /cbdct/

>>55436136
I hope nobody misunderstands because I love Krisis but also if we got THAT instead of one of the boys...... holy...

>>55435661
Ranking boys from best to worst tasting
>Luca,Doppio,Ren
Healthy and active makes for nice delicious meat, I imagine they'd be like organic grass fed beef
>Vox,Uki,Shu,Hex,Vanta,Zali,Sonny
Normal life style, typical meat you'd buy from the supermarket
>Mysta,Alban
Fat fucks, probably has a lot of marbling and would make some juicy ass cuts of meat. Perfect for barbecue or grilling.
>Ike,Ver,Fulgur,Kyo,Wilson
Lean as fuck, no meat on the bones, probably like eating jerky

>>55436816
Ok hannibal

>>55436315
What would vezalius bandages female name even be? Is there a female form of bandage lmao

>>55436979
Vezalia sounds relatively feminine and perhaps vaguely in the French-Greek area. Don't know about Vezalia Bandage as a full name though.

>>55436315
eh i prefer original Zali.

>>55436136
Yeah? It would. It includes genderbend art, which isn't really allowed. What's the point of this post?

>>55434517
I don't really get what you mean by this reply, but okay?

>>55437428
I'm making a joke, are you autistic by any chance

>>55432290
got damn this this account is good

>>55433906
This artist does a lot of yumedan and mobluca fanarts, it's great!

>>55434781
This is what I meant, thanks for explaining it. And maybe it's because I'm not actively looking for it, but i've seen more Luca yumedan content than yumejo on twitter

>>55436816
alan binc tier list stream when

>>55436962
*nom*

Ren I am gonna kiss you, you are so good to me

>>55437714
Never because staffsan are pussies and cannibalism is frowned upon :(

>>55437656
I didn't really get your joke, but I'm also probably autistic, so yeah, maybe a combination of both
Or I dunno, maybe your joke was just bad lol

>>55437677
I love them, they draw a lot of mob luca too

>>55438020
(confirmed not autistic it wasn't a great joke...)

>Asmr
>seemingly in stereo for the stream
Ren honey that's a drama cd

>>55436816
this is the type of posts wilson would make

>>55438020
You said that saying thanking the yaoi gods was werid so I just made a joke about riku being my god and praying to him for giving us fuuchan.
>>55438074
Hey I'm no comedian

>>55438235
wrong, if it was wilson there'd be a section about how amazing he is

Jeez Ren is getting dangerously close toward my favourite type of boyfriend audio...

>>55438581
For obvious reasons Ren is really good at bfe

>>55438653
Yeah he's married to me

>>55438235
Is wilson a cannibal?

>>55437982
we got a VP at least. maybe something more for spoopy month
wilson's little clap because he's excited to watch vanta's ff16, cute

>>55438653
Makes sense. I think his general vibe has always worked for it though.
I wouldn't want him to throw off the entire thing but I WOULD love a 'good boy' in this stream somewhere...

oh it actually looks nice in photos
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1688369430202638336

>>55439240
damn Im not a lucub and I would pick this up

>>55438380
he'd rank himself as best tasting and go on a long tangent on why

>>55439240
cute message!

This hoodie is so dope I might buy two, one to wear and one to...

>>55439432
This reminds me of the meme of the guy motivating himself by looking at a picture of his wife

>>55438653
nothing better than a man who puts eggs in you

>>55439582
one to what?

>>55439432
I feel a little weak, in a good way... God I love Luca so much. Feels like he supports me just as much as I support him.

>>55439324
I'm a sucker for hoodies so I grabbed one kek. The amount of money they'd make from me if they made hoodies inspired by/based on everyone....

>>55440117
I'm totally not going to use it in my bedroom on lonely nights if that's what you're implying.

Heh.

Heh.

>>55440263
A vox haori hoodie with onigiri horns would be so good

>>55440760
I'd do the same thing tbdesu... Maybe put some of his perfume on too

>>55440832
God, yes. The literal boyfriend shirt wasn't a bad pick for his 1M merch, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about what we could have gotten based on the haori instead.

>>55441266
In that same vein I hope Ike chose his mantle for his 1m merch

>>55439709
Me looking at my Luca pendant to keep me motivated while wageslaving so I can buy more merch :')

>>55440760
>>55441209
Imagine you touching yourself while wearing nothing but his hoodie. He comes home to find you in such a state, and gets so turned on he pounces on you and "helps you out" with what you were just doing. You cover your face in embarassment, maybe even try to pull the strings of the hoodie to hide, but all he does is say in a low rumbling tone, "I'll rip out those strings if I have to. Lemme see your cute face while I ruin you. Just like you wanted, right?"

>>55441724
h-holy shit and im not even a lucub

>>55441724
K-kyaa

>>55436136
>french zatsu
With yu r-right?

>>55441209
I'm inspired do you mind if I write a lil one shot on this topic? I feel hella yume right now lmao

>>55441724
YESSSSS THAT'S THE TIME I'M ON THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD

>>55442408
>8AM EST
no way in hell

>>55425451
I wish peter was real. Romeo too

>>55442633
Yes please... I will never say no to yume content

Lines from the Little Prince always has me a little fucked up.

>>55425451
>Chinese femboy wearing hanfu
We have one

>>55444470
this one fucks me up every time
>In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the sky at night . . . You — only you — will have stars that can laugh!

https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1688382700795650048

>>55442970
Yu would wake up early just to talk with his bro zali

>>55423418
You say that but Luxnoc, with the biggest females fanbase, have done fuck all for their lores or for any semblance of story telling aside from pretending to be gay for each other for the first six months. Face it, if youre a vtuber fan youre already divorced from any notion of consuming quality media no matter who you are

>>55445890
sneepy yu with morning voice would be cute. and vulnerable. perfect for rape

>>55446059
I know some of the boys have dog shit lore with even shittier kayfabe but you can't say people like Vox, Fulgur and Doppio hell even Ren with his music MV isn't putting effort into lore and story telling.

wuca love!

I miss wife

>>55447182
holy shit wuca love anon is alive!

>>55446755
I don't count Ren but the other three sure. Especially Fulgur and Doppi. But that's still 3 people out of what? 18? The most popular of the boys do fuck all Jesus we have a lot of boys

>>55447346
i'm alive!

>>55446755
>>55447385
ver.........

>>55447727
I'm sorry villion I don't know anything about ver at all...

>>55447385
Most of them act like normal streamers behind an anime avatar but oh well it is what it is, both male and female vtubers are severely lacking in lore and any little crumb of it will be treated like the holy grail by brain dead fans anyways. Remember the powers tier list stream? It was awful because nobody HAD lore.

>>55448267
Most lore stuff comes from fans then the vtubers themselves if you made simple lore or something probably easier to follow then things that are complicated same as making a design to.

>>55447995
he made an entire second lore video within his first 5 months ...he even uses his asmr drama vids for kayfabe stuff. he's even been planning on doing a lore video for how he found the villions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6UFgNxbHj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPyYBKlNhDs
as for keeping kayfabe he's not doppio tier with it but 90% of the time he keeps up with it lightly. and drops random lore here and there

>>55448267
I know i'll sound like a catalogfag but vtubers nowadays are just...not even vtubers anymore? They don't lean as much into rp and go to more irl stuff to the point of posting irl pics of themselves on social media

>>55448740
I love ver, man

thread is still slow as i remember, hope anons like the new krisis boys

>>55448740
Thank you for info villion! I will go watch them
>>55448827
I understand you, like I'm fine with them talking about irl stuff but maybe like just slightly try to put it into a context that fits your character please??? Like holy shit of you're a 4000 year old dragon or some shit and then you talk about being in high-school in 2006 like that just fucking breaks immersion man.

>>55444095
Yay!
-
It's funny how old-fashioned it feels, waiting on him to get home.

The fact that he is the head of a mafia syndicate and you're just you is irrelevant. You want him to be here, and you wonder how it feels to be the sun the earth revolves around. How does it feel, having that power?

You take a shot, another. It's top shelf as always, enough to influence you to his closet. He's cleanly enough that you don't have to play the housewife, and you find yourself surprised and delighted by the full view of his sartorial choices. Some elegant, some... tacky, but all him. You stand there a moment, breathing it in. Him in. This is what Luca does every morning, here is the base of his power? Confidence? Fuck it you're too tipsy to articulate it, but he's wearing one of his furs and you're a little too... worked up to take care of the expensive material properly to don another. The hoodie then. Simple.

You close your eyes and picture him. Casually powerful, airy. Silly on the surface with unyielding steel at the core, you're an echo of him. Not a copy, but that distant cry afterwards. You could never be Luca Kaneshiro, but with the way you smirk at yourself is his smile in a funhouse mirror. Reflecting, remixed.

It's heady when you strip down until you're wearing his outwear alone. You take selfies, don't send them because you don't need to.

Hours later, you greet him with a devilish grin, his own teasing nature being the role you played.

"You missed me that much? You're so cute."

Then you pout, hand on your hip as you look up at his face.

"I'm not cute. I'm the boss."

Luca scoops you up and laughs, carrying you like his precious bride, bullying you to cover up the way his eyes gaze longingly at your hips.

"You're going to overthrow me, huh? Take my mafia for yourself?'"

For a moment, you feel dizzy with the possibilities.

"No. Just you."

You're pushed against the nearest wall, pinned like a butterfly as your legs spread open to receive him. Saying you want him implies that's not always the case, but for once the extent of your madness for him is on full display and his eyes respond in kind.

"I can't just let you say things like that, I... fuck, you want me that bad? "

His voice is dripping with the same intensity.

"I'll make you take me all night."

>>55448971
I like them! I haven't had much time to watch because they stream at really bad times for me :( but Zali is very cute like a sexy retarded french baby, Wilson is a bratty shota and Vanta is Vanta

>>55448971
this is the fastest it's been in weeks, we go through a thread in two days now.

>>55449505
>vanta is vanta
kek im only able to watch zali for an hour before work in the morning and vanta at night before i go to bed if he's not streaming at the same time as luca. i can never catch yu other than when he plays minecraft..

>>55449756
oh it's just dead hours then, my bad

>>55449872
It's been dead hours for months now...

>>55449923
n-not months, shu or vanta or ren or luca are usually streaming..

>>55449218
>>55402560
luca/reader, boyfriend shirt (hoodie)

>>55449505
"sexy retarded french baby"

I am so parasocial for this thread because where else would I see this combo of words together?

>>55449997
>shu

>>55450492
Why is it whenever I type something anons always has this kind of reaction, is the way I phrase things really that unique.

>>55450532
sorry he's in my basement, i'll let him out soon

>>55450895
I'm someone who likes words (a fic anon I guess?) and it's just... strong. I like direct imagery like that, Minty.

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1688406615358144512

>>55452042
I guess I have a way with words haha, a real prodigal talent I'm sure. Maybe it's because I'm esl so I'm always very literal with the way I phrase things.

>>55452864
Never change, mint-choco sheepie. I think you're pretty precious.

>>55450383
a fanfic.....after so long....

>>55453365
Aww thanks! I'm honestly surprised and honored people still remember who I am lol.

>>55453529
I remember the days where we would pump out fics after fics like multiple in a day...I miss the old nenmen/luxnoc/luxnoc+

>>55453985
i think we're all just tired and burned out...niji en was different back in the day too

>>55453985
i miss good ol Brothers That and archive anon and preg anon and the kadets and even snakeanon

>>55454822
I'm so damn parasocial for this thread.

>>55455274
it was a bit lonely when the whole site was dead the other day

i'm getting a headache, the first one in years and i only wish wife were here to cuddle uuuu

>>55454822
Brothers that has been so fucking dead...they don't interact anymore...they hate us....

Shu tweeting about EVO Finals when I have been watching EVO all day makes me feel things.

NEED OT HAVE SEX WITH YU.

>missed wife's 3.0 collab
>too lazy to go watch a VOD
owari da

we need a communist

i dont write fic here because im paranoid someone will recognize my writing style even though probably no one cares

>>55460443
yes you're paranoid. no one gets schizo over some anon writing fanfic on a basket weaving forum like this, especially on fucking vtubers of all subjects. Just do it anon

miss sexcat

>>55454822
Some of them are still around

i miss this whore slut
i hope he joins koshien watchalongs at least.....

>>55469625
comfydants would taste good

>>55470360
Do you taste good? COME HERE

>>55470360
We would taste like sheep

>>55470631
n-no.....please...
>>55470978
yeah i looked it up and apparently adult sheep doesn't taste as good as lamb meat because it's tougher....unless comfydants are baby sheep, then in that case...mgmg

>>55471201
Lamb/mutton is an acquired taste desu its very gamey and strange smelling if you're not used to it or don't know how to cook it

froggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbbb2Bc-5Aw

>>55471440
Comfydant sandwiches, call that a LAMburger

>>55427343
>go to sleep after writing this
>jwu
>73 views
where the fuck do you people come from

>>55473486
now you know how many lurkers we have and why shit breaks containment constantly. i remember translating the kyouka drama and some retard posted a screenshot to twitter right away

>>55474070
Well I hope that whoever read it gets some thoughts on how this hobby could be way more than it is right now. All I would add is some clarifications but I don't think I'm gonna add anymore to it.

>>55476661
I hope we can get more luxiem collabs than just the dating show…

>>55477229
Kind of a collab, but also not, the boys all said yes to a duet song during karaoke. But only 2/4 had actually responded with what song they would duet with

wife on da telly

Fatamoru time! Yukimasa time :) My good friend Yukimasa (he actually doesn't have a name in this period but he's Yukimasa to me). I know he's going to have fun today and I'm so excited to see it. It's going to take a bit to get to the funny psychotic beast man but I hope Fuuchan enjoys some girls time with the girls. And maybe fucks around with the choices, there is some gold in there.

>>55478210
fatamoru anon muah muah

>>55478319
Chu <3 I could hear him shuffling his mouse on the menu buttons sometimes hehe. I was excited for this stream since the last one ended and can actually watch it live despite it being Monday, the gods themselves decided it was to be. Hope you enjoy what the story has in store today too.

I am very happy and excited

>>55478494
i'm so excited! i wonder what the surprise is. i'm happy you can watch it live

You will NEED that gallon of water because it's going to be girls and girls and girls but maybe he will make it to the grumbly noises and some torture whimpers (not likely but one can dream)

>>55478692
I just realized it's the first fatamoru stream where he can use his 3.0
Going to blow up

wife will step on us if we want to...

>Michel with the bombastic side eye
Please.

>>55478840
i'm excited in a different way now

Fuuchan having pmtsd (post morgana stress disorder)...

Michel is going to get that bread.

>And it pisses me off
Fuuchan... Hope the bakers do a good job

>>55479606
i don't know about LAM's ability to draw anything that's not a stick... he certainly tried with vox's pecs

>Hey Yukimeowmeow
STOP. He's just like me...
>>55479694
...Is it confirmed to be LAM? Then we can hope for a miracle, maybe...

>>55479757
yep. pretty sure they can only ask for someone other than their mama if they have special permission

>>55479874
The bar is so so low then. I really hope he gets something he personally likes.

>>55479973
he seems very happy with both drafts he's gotten so far so it can't be terrible? it helps that he switched from wanting a bara to an ikeoji, not as many muscles involved. i'm praying his facial hair is a toggle in case it looks as shit as rpr's

>>55480086
Going to pray for him. And it better be a toggle! I'm sorry for being a facial hair hater (please no mustache god)

>>55480284
it's fine, i like facial hair but only if it's done right, it would never work on his current face for example. don't worry, fuuchan is a mustache hater! picrel is art he commissioned of archivist, it'll be something like that

>Just wrote a fanfic about Yukimasa's feelings
>Is judging Nellie for doing the same thing the next second
Fuuchan.

Nellie just like me...

>>55481691
he's not self-aware about being a filthy shipper

That "Maria?!" was so flabbergasted

>This looks like a kill room
It's just a peasant house...

Did he start giving Morgana a slight accent unconsciously..? Cute

>>55474539
Haha whoops I’m a liar I have like one more paragraph in me, hopefully I can remember it when I get home from work

I can't stand it with him reading this with a pained expression on, I'm weak and will tear up at anything slightly emotional

my menhera wife... i like how it seems michel and morgana are kinda like soulmates even though they're not romantically involved

>>55485535
>i like how it seems michel and morgana are kinda like soulmates even though they're not romantically involved
It's really nice and there's so much more of this coming. It goes deep but not in a romantic way, I don't think anyone in the universe would ever think of Michel in that way when they can see how he is with Giselle. And Giselle loves Morgana too, she was the one who asked Michel to go back to save her after all. This couple just kind of looked at this fucked up little girl who messed up their lives and went, yeah, adopted, come here.

I love this OST. And the whole "that guy is about to kill you" vibe, very nice for a dinner

>>55485968
Found family but like a little fucked up

>>55486144
calling it found family makes me want to turn it into incest

>>55486144
A little. Sure!
>>55486204
Nellie is right there! She's primed and ready, take it up with her

>>55486204
I mean....if you want, imagine the threesome
>>55486303
Somtimes your daughter is a vengeful homicidal witch that wants to torture you, but that's just how family are you know!

Yukimasa has the most fun topics to discuss for dinner
>>55486369
I love Morgana so much

>>55486204
as you should

>>55486303
>>55486369
>>55486539
incest is good >:)

How has it been two hours, wait no. Huh? It felt like 15 minutes to me.
>>55486595
>

MAMA MIA MARIA

There she is! Yep. Expected reaction.

need to see wife in that outfit

>>55487339
God. Please.

>That's what whores do. We come and go.

wife as nun
wife as prostitute
wife as serial killer
wife as rich lord
wife as witch
wife as teenage girl

>>55487339
SEXXXXXXXXX

Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! And Michel.

>>55487813
He has cum in his eyes

nellie... your incestual tendencies...
>>55487891
michel is so lucky

Fuuchan that's NOT what she meant

Nellie is never going to be over incest

wife....

Fuuchan. I get it.

hori shiet
i have no money
cant buy luca hoodie
only piece of merch i've ever wanted in my entire life
im coping
there are no pockets
so its not that good anyways
sadge

wife is such a bottom....

luxiem 3D doing silly stuff like this when
https://twitter.com/Leos_Vincent/status/1628033741066219520

Fuuchan is literally Michel

>You fucking lolicon
Yeah.

All of these are funny, try them all...

>>55488534
his government-confiscated dick...

nellie is turning into a fujo...

UOOHH SHOTA MELL AS AN OPTION TOT

>Fuck that kid
>>55488636
The first fujo

Nellie is now into gay incest....

>>55488463
Next year for sure

>>55488700
She's just like me

>>55488700
BASED

>>55487939
>lets talk horror
HE SAW MY POST

>>55488794
sickling...

>>55488463

>>55489178
it thought of mysta there too...tho i wonder if the boys would even have the same fun without him there

>>55489039
>>55332156 HE SAW MY POST

>>55489243
I know they would, though I would feel his absence badly.

Fuuchan, calm down.

wife is into knife play, of course

>>55490210
What isn't he into

fuuchan your bias towards yukimasa is showing... i just think his sad face is more emotional manipulation