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The library is so busy today because of all the kids over summer. Time to hide away on break and do some reading later. Do your rep goals my friends and happy Monday

>>55475600
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ivw5In0XVo

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

>page 83
>clearly on page 1
Do 'lists really?

>>55475784
You will take our page system and you WILL like it.

I had a very intense love making session with my dog today.

So if two people with extreme autism have a kid, do the genes cancel out or does it form some kind of autism singularity? Is this the secret to newtypes?

>>55475733
>happy Monday
faq you too

Honor the cycle

Thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/c0wxi3.png

>>55475825
it seems your instincts are causing you to want to make man's truly best friend

>>55475834

My mum and late dad are definitely both autistic and my dad ADHD. I'm audhd, so maybe? My cousin has ASD too. Autistic babies with Shiori

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

If you have a child with Shiori, they will grow up to be Oppenheimer.

>>55475928
KAKKOI

>>55475942
Not only is Cheyenne my best friend, but also my lover and we shall be reincarnated together to meet in our next life.

Why not just suck the milk from the source?

>>55476039
I will get a vasectomy because I don't want my children to be whinny communists

Shiorin learned how to dual wield!

1406 Shiori!

>>55476094
There is no source because she destroyed them with pierced nipples. Now milk cannot flow and it will taste like rusty coins at best.

>>55476079
based, I wish the both of you much prosperity and happiness

>>55476141
she's too dangerous to be left alive!

>>55476141
With weapons like this? Yeah.

>she has a fascination with incidents and deaths that happened at disneyland
interesting

Shiori love!

>>55476404
thats weird

>>55476451
Suisei deserves to be everyone's #1 to be honest

>>55476404
At a six flags near me some guy went to get his hat in a restricted area that literally was underneath the coaster. He literally got decapitated by someone's foot who was going by on the coaster and their leg broke. I think a lot of my fascination with horror started with hearing that story when I was like 9

make your genes more presentable ROLL FOR PUSHUPS NOW

>>55476501
I remember that news story about some teen getting her legs sliced off by a tensioned cable when it snapped while on a drop ride at six flags

>>55476501
Ok I looked it up because I started wondering if I was retarded for believing one person could be decapitated and the other just have a broken leg. Apparently I mixed up two stories from the same park. One teenager got decapitated but got hit by the ride directly. But a few years earlier some guy was killed with a rollercoaster kick to the face. But presumably not decapitated

>>55475825
I know this is just shitposting, but a very intrusive voice in the back of my mind makes me scared it's real

>>55476594
I always think about the girl who did a college project or even a grad thesis idk about the effects of marathon gaming and she like... Had some kind of genetic blood clotting issue and she like... Fell asleep on her leg... And had to get it amputated...

Since we're talking about amusement park fuck ups, when Busch Gardens in Virginia first opened Apollo's Chariot, they brought in some European model for the grand opening. He got hit in the face by a goose when he rode it because of how high up the ride went.

>>55476510
Rolling pushups for today

>>55476651
More common than you think anon. Think of it like this. The Penn state professor isn't weird for having sex with his dog. He's weird because he was obviously subconsciously trying to get caught

>>55476510
ROLLIN FOR SQUATS NOVELITES

>>55476726
Having sex with an animal is inherently morally wrong. It's in the same level as raping a baby

Some girl got grinded, crushed, and juiced between two walls in a revolving theater at Disneyland in the 70s. New reports say the audience heard her bloody screams and thought it was part of the attraction.

>>55476726
>>55476861
Sure but most of us have the common decency to do it in the privacy of our own homes

>>55476889
Yoo was that in the Carousel of Progress? I was just there...

Anons hurry up and get to the office to make the thread not boring

>>55476510
ROLLAN

>>55477101
I GOT 02 YESTERDAY

>>55477169
weakest novelite...

>>55476889
>>55476949
:( Now I'm kind of upset. Let's switch to ghost stories or something... Do you think Shiori knows about the Winchester house? Its the best ghost story and site imo

>>55477219
Hopefully the stories r better than that movie they did

>>55477169
Noodle arms looking ass

>>55477253
it's basically a real life creepy pasta. the real stuff is always better. building a maze mansion to escape ghosts... it's just cool

>>55477219
>Ghosts in th west
>Push chairs across room once in a while
>Ghosts in Japan
>Turn you inside out starting from the butthole while fucking your mom

How does this happen? Are we a low level zone over here?

>>55476903
can I please just have fuwawa be extremely dirty and encourage mococo into feeling good while she watches me bang her meat toy sister

>>55476510
been looking for this, ROLLIN

Shiori seemed to really dislike the original book Jane for going for Tarzan's cousin because he had money or something

>>55476728
ROLLIN PUSHUPS NOW

>>55477346
>jane falls for tarzan in jungle
>she escapes
>tarzan comes to murica
>jane tells him fuck off she's with someone with money
Basically Shiori hates gold digging thots.

>>55477385
based. does this mean you have to do 85? do those have to be in one go?

Nuke's top 5 with shiori

>>55476451

>>55477436
41 novelite here, I don't think it's required to be done in one go? It's better to pace oneself so we can keep going daily

>>55477436
however you feel like it. 85 is the goal it is up to you how you will reach it

>>55477254
Don't feed Shiorin McDonald's, she'll get chubby

anons whats your pr for pushups. i had 126 once in my life. if you wanna say i had bad form i won't even debate you

>>55477385
Fuck me okay gotta pace myself
ROLLING FOR SITUPS TO DO IN BETWEEN PUSHUP SETS

>>55476947
yes, but they fixed it so something similar would never happen again. Apparently now that wall is made to break if it feels any resistance.

>>55477547
You're saying you DONT want a thick, curvy goth gf?

>>55476510
ROLLIN

>chubbychasers here now too
have mercy

>>55477633
i actually... after lots and lots and lots of thought recently i've come to the conclusion situps aren't a great exercise. i could be wrong. and i also don't think anyone is really hurting themselves doing it. and i'm pretty sure actually they will make your compound lifts go up. but i do genuinely believe they are a slight net negative. i'm a biomechanics fag and i have pretty elaborate reasons for this and i can't help but bring it up because i'm autistic but i also don't want to discourage anyone and think that if you feel like you get good results out of them or even just like doing them you should keep doing them but i cant stop myself because i've spent so long thinking about this i have to mention it

>>55477680
God imagine sticking your head inside her skirt and she jams your face deep inside with her hands, playing roughly with your hair and massaging your scalp with her nails. Basically reverse deepthroating.

>>55477680
Yes. Since that's easentially my mom

>>55477777
You're not doing them correctly. core strength is absolutely vital.

>>55477777
quints of truth

(most /fit/ advice I see advise against pushups as well, preferring all alternatives)

>>55477906
post mom or kys

>>55477743
Nothing wrong with a woman having some healthy, plush curves anon. Not everyone likes a rail-thin stick lady. Obesity is totally unattractive though

>>55477906
Do you ever fantasize about doing lewd things to your mom?

>>55477803
That's hot

>>55477326
Christianity discourages engaging with the paranormal. Since most of the western world is either Christian or heavily influenced by Christianity, it makes sense that a lot of superstition like that didn't really take off or is much more tame outside of areas that have an indigenous tradition to build off of like Latin America.

>>55477942
Counterpoint, pushups are a challenging exercise anyone can do at any time with no preparation or set-up. Bodyweight exercises like push-ups, sit-ups, and squats are perfect because they require absolutely no knowledge or equipment to perform. Obviously there's technically more superior exercises, but the difference in effectiveness is quite small compared to just exercising in any way you can.

>>55477906
I will become your new dad

What are Shiori approved exercises? Besides walking of course.

>>55477906
Make her cosplay as shiorin

>>55477169
Just keep rolling every day bro. And do other stuff too

>>55477913
yeah but... core strength for anterior flexion really isn't the most important function of the abs. i mean... it's stupid to rank functions i guess but just look at how your abs are structured. your transverse abdominis, internal obliques, and external obliques which altogether make up the very very vast majority of your abdominal wall are essentially lateral rotators. your transverse abdominis is the deepest and also the one with the most surface area and so is necessarily the most important and can basically generally pull you in any direction, and has a direct connection to the aponeurotic tissue in your lumbar region, while also lining your pelvic rim. your internal obliques are ipsilateral contractors and your external obliques are contralateral contractors that work with your internal obliques on the other side to move there. like... if you're talking about core strength, when it comes to abs, they really exist mostly to rotate. if you want to develop strength in flexion and extension... it's your back. your lats specifically, and frankly it's still more important imo to consider the lats as something that should alternate back and forth.

your rectus abdominis is like a set of 8 hamburger patties wrapped in the plastic that is your rectus sheath, which the rest of your abs essentially tug on. because of their shape, and the fact that all eight of them are cleanly separated from each other, they act as sort of 'waypoints' between the external and internal obliques of opposite sides. this function, in my opinion, is much more important a part of the abs than anterior flexion.

add all of this up to the biomechanical issues that plague desk warriors such as anterior pelvic tilt and kyphosis, and it seems clear to me that an over developed rectus puts you at a much higher risk for lower back pain. if your core is supposed to be strong, then you shouldn't arbitrarily develop what happens to be the most aesthetic muscle, and then develop it in the direction it's least important. it's like... making one wheel on a car bigger than the other three.

>>55477777
Lie on a soft surface and secure your feet. That will improve the ergonomics greatly and you can fully focus on your abdomen

>>55478196
This, remember to ALWAYS do cardio. Every day is cardio day. Always go for a walk/run/job no matter what you do

>>55478251
Not reading all that but I'm sure it's quite well researched anon. I'll continue doing my simple workout routine though

>>55475600
I fucking hate my ESL

>>55478251
Do biceps matter?

>>55478256
it's not about situps themselves hurting your back, it's about the overdevelopment of one part of your abdomen and then also focusing that overdevelopment in one specific facet of it which is not even the most important facet. the more i study biomechanics the clearer it is that the rectus abdominis being primarily treated as an anterior trunk flexor is just misguided and harmful.

>>55478335
tl;dr just do leg raises instead of sit-ups, sit-ups are bad for you
NTA

>>55478390
Thanks anon for the non-autistic advice, I'll do that instead then

>>55478385
Biceps are 1/3, triceps are 2/3s. You also need to work your Brachialis muscle underneath the bicep

>>55478251
um uh, do pelvic floor exercises help to last longer?
This is related to Shiori because I want to bang her all night long

>>55478485
Can I get it in simpler terms of limbs or body parts for my autism? Or just say the best home exercise with no equipment.

>>55478335
yeah of course man. i think people just gotta do what works for them. i won't even pretend this has anything to do with concern for your health so much as my own mental health. mongolian basket weaving forums are the only place i can even mention this stuff without just alienating people. a couple weeks ago a friend of mine in a shared groupchat started talking about being excited to finally have abs strong enough to start doing crunches and i know that if i don't just bite my tongue it will just make my friend like me less

>>55478558
Basically triceps matter more for aesthetics also, do hammer curls some days when doing biceps

I'm 23 and my lower back feels completely fucked whenever I try to lift something or sit for an extended period of time. I had a habit of slouching extremely badly in my chair during my time I'm school.

>>55478622
If I don't own dumbells can I substitute it like filling a bag with rocks until it weighs about the right amount?

>>55478641
>Lower back fucked at 23
Anon you might not make it...

I still haven't had a dream about Shiorin, but I am dreaming about books a lot. Not like normal books, but full on Castlevania giant floating books that really want to kill me.

>>55478786
Dumbbells are cheap, but you could try buckets of water or somethng if you want to go full primitive

https://twitter.com/notwilliam_/status/1688525297753239552
archivist at work

>>55478641
Deadlifts, but watch the weight. Start with a broom or something.
ANYWAYS
DO YOU GUYS LOVE SHIORI~N!?

>>55478385
it kind of depends what you mean. if you're thinking about aesthetics biceps are extremely good bang for buck as far as looking good, and they're also not awful for improving your lifts. if you're asking if i think it's worth going out of your way to develop them separately for pure functional reasons, then i mean, no not unless you have some reason to believe they're your bottleneck in pushing or pulling.

they do get a bit of a bad rap because gymgoers hate curlbros monopolizing the power rack, and also bodybuilders tend to tear biceps when they throw punches or even just carry something in a weird way. but like... you are not going to get that level of imbalance without... i don't know if people realize how autistically hard bodybuilding is. even without talking about steroids, somehow developing your biceps enough to the point where you have to worry about tearing them because of imbalance is basically impossible unless you are literally a bodybuilder. i have genuinely never even heard of a curlbro tearing a bicep.

tl;dr yeah do them if you like curls and wanna look good. if you just wanna get stronger, do them if you think your biceps are holding you back. you should have a good intuitive sense of whether or not they are.

>>55478521
pelvic floor stuff is not my specialty. in recent years i hear more and more about kegels not being great for you, and this comports pretty well with what i do understand. but yea i mean... doing kegels is literally just training your ability to retain semen so... you will last longer if you do kegels. but i'm inclined to think it's actually moderately unhealthy without specific reason to believe you need them like incontinence

>>55478833
Sounds like you found your way into her archive anon. Good luck.

>>55478786
You can but should also look into doing body weight exercises

>>55478641
uhhh it's not like doing this without the context of a developed rehab program is gonna cure you, but here's a couple of exercises that might provide some moderate relief and help start you on understanding your back a bit better

>>55476510
Rollin for squats and sit-ups

>>55478833
Set up alarms every 45 minutes and play Shiori's VODS. Trust me.

>>55478904
Does anybody else imagine Shiorin's archive as like a D&D dungeon? A demiplane filled with forbidden and exotic knowledge, with danger lurking behind every bookshelf. Tempted to write up something for it

I only get some shoulder blade pain sometimes when I paint my miniatures. Been like that for a few years, doesn't bother me that much. Had lower back pain in my early thirties until I switched to a harder mattress. I was told that if you sleep on your side, get a soft mattress. If you sleep on your back, get a hard mattress.

>>55479004

>>55478385
don't forgot your deltoids, especially side deltoids. It will make your arms look more full.

>>55479100
Maybe something like Apocrypha from TES. It's basically a Lovecraftian hellscape but with books everywhere.

>>55478641
learn how to deadlift properly, don't mind about the weigh, just learn the proper form and focus on increasing reps. It will change your life.

>>55478106
>>55477942
my bad I meant situps. My brain was thinking of Shiori. Pushups and their variations are excellent

>>55479100
Something like this would be my guess.

>>55479286
I would honestly suggest starting with rehab stuff like what I posted or dead bugs since we don't really know what level of kind of dysfunction he might be having. The thing is for lower back especially knowing where the pain is tells us very little because pretty much all dysfunction eventually leads to lower back pain. I mean... Bar weight deadlifts should be fine if he's not like... Walking around and suddenly feeling acute pain twinges. But rehab stuff is probably better anyway

>>55479521
Yeah but i also imagine forests, lakes, rivers, deserts. Little self contained mini-biomes that she uses to collect live samples of all her favorite creatures. As much a Zoo and a Museum as it is anLibrary

>>55479100
Shiori tends to talk about doing archiving duties like archiving people and moments so I was thinking of The Library from Library of Ruina. The Library has infinite interior space and the owner can teleport to any place within it. The Library can turn any person who has previously turned into a Book back to life or return them again to a Book.

>shiori knows all of your 4chin posts
How fucked are you?

>>55480066
Not at all. I've been nothing but supportive of other anons in this general, ignoring bait and shitsstirrers, and been supportive of her and Advent.

>>55480066
>Shiori sees my horny posts
I'm fucked in both meanings of the word

>>55475628
MOMMY SHIORI PUNISH THIS DIRTY POLISH SUBHUMAN

I’m really out of shape, should I be worrying about cardio first? Are push-ups/sit-ups better or weights in the beginning if I can barely do a push-up as is. Is there hope for me?

>>55480066
She would do something worse than hate me: she would pity me.

Shiori destroys my childhood? I'd rather have her destroy my boy hole with her giant futa cock haha

>take shiori art
>edit glasses.png onto it
>it becomes x100 hotter
How does she do it? The edits are so obvious too, yet it doesn't make my dick any less harder.

>>55476184
>It came to me in a dream.

Will she play HoloCure?

>>55480469
I hope not I hate that shit game.

>>55480469
Probably. How many chuubas are there right now? Last time I played was Fubuki update.

>glasses
>hot
lol

>>55475733
Is librarian job fun?

>>55480701
All of EN and four JP gens

>>55476013
Shiori milk looks kida gooey there

>>55479100
Books are knowledge, and knowledge is power. Since power is energy transferred over time, Books can be defined as a way to transfer energy over time.

The units of energy are kg*m^2*s^-2. m^2 is just squared meters, which defines how much space the archive/library takes. From this is follows that a collection of books is fucking massive.
In fact, it has such a huge mass (depending on the amount of knowledge in the books) that it becomes a gravitational relevant unit. Gravity deforms space time, making it curve. The curvature then tells matter how it moves (technically gravity does not attract stuff, it's just that matter moves depending on the curvature).

SO, we can deduce her archive is probably a hellscape of phenomena associate with spacetime fuckery. Stuff like the fabric being pulled down so much that the horizon gets close and it's easy to jump from one side to another. Or the fabric being stretched so much it becomes so thin you can almost look trough it to the other side.

I don't remember if the gist of this was from a Pratchett book or I came up with it.

>>55480701
EN1, EN2, JP0, JP1, JP2, Gamers. Update with ID and new mechanics comes out in two weeks I think.

>>55480983
zeta my girlfriend
finally playable

Saw people giving advice so thought to throw in my 2cents.

There's no right or wrong method to exercise other than that you do (postures aside)
Generally if you are fat you would want to start the cardio route, to burn off some fat but more importantly build up your lung endurance and its very good for your heart.

If you want to be a buff guy, bodybuild,, pump iron, build mass etc.

Me on the otherhand im 180cm (5'11") 60kg, and prefer to be slim ripped so im going the calisthenics route, lots of exercises with my own body weight. pushups pullups etc.

what you really want is to have a wide array of movements, you dont want to just do regular pushups, you want, regular, wide, diamond, and few more variants because each of them stresses different portions of your muscles. I'm not a gym bro by any means so anyone feel free to correct me and call me a faggot if im wrong of whatever.
If you are just starting out, working with your own bodyweight is excellent, and down the line you will figure out what you want.

All in all I welcome all the newfags here joining us on the quest to lift our wife.

And to finish with my daily message:

Have you done your daily reps yet Novelite?

>>55475928
>Shiori is not fucking Nerissa
Pass.

>>55480235
Depends on goals but both strength and cardio have strong advantages as your first fitness pursuit. The honest answer is it depends how much you weight and not even because obesity but because not being able to do a pushup if you weigh a lot isn't a huge deal if you can like... Carry basic shit and move furniture. Some people are heavy and therefore not good at calisthenics but they're still reasonably strong. And obviously if you're like that you'll also benefit a lot more from cardio.

As far as if you're gonna make it yeah ofc man. Here's what I like to tell beginners. Benefits from fitness are extremely front loaded. It's obviously a very worthy endeavor to pursue shit like 2plate squats or fifty pushups or running a 5k. But like... When it comes to quality of life improvement, getting your bench press from like 65 pounds to 135 pounds or going from being unable to walk a mile to being able to walk a 5k in like three months is the biggest quality of life improvement you'll get from pursuing fitness. If it's a journey of a thousand steps, the first ten steps in this case are the most important

>>55477436
>85 pushups in one go
Unless you're lean, small and already athletic don't even bother trying in one go, that's actually pretty up there
Do them split over sets, try and do 6+ reps per set to emphasize your endurance gains so you can do more next time, your muscles will adapt to how they're being used so the more you can do at once the better, just don't break yourself
>>55477511
>daily
Don't do pushups every day either, these are definitely the type of exercise you wanna have a break day in between with otherwise you're gonna plummet down and make no gains. If you want you can do ab workouts everyday as they recover faster I believe, but you should switch up exercise form to something like crunches <-> reverse crunches

>>55480066
she would want me as her boyfriend :3

>be awkward high school freshman
>shiorin sits right by you in most of your classes
>develop a crush on her
>barely talk to her because you're a weird autist with social anxiety
>finally get the balls to ask her out
>she's not interested
>you spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been had you just not been a social retard

>>55481157
LIGHTWEIGHT
>>55481535
I simply libe life with the pain

>>55481384
This.

if youu are breaking a sweat, you are making progress, all that matters if that you are consistent.

And please don't forget to do stretches and don't skip leg day.
Shiori~n wouldn't want you to skip leg day.

>>55481416
>Shiori would want Gura as her boyfriend
I believe it

I want to look like Patrick Bateman

How much money did you guys spent on her? How should I proceed with my supas? Small amount every stream or save up for an aka a week/month?

>>55481986
I spent 20$, probably the most ill ever supa in one stream. I'll just maintain my membership and maybe drop a five dollar her and there.

Me, my girlfriend Shiori, and our pet vulture

>>55481986
$0 because I can't find a job

>>55481986
members + merch

>>55481986
I will dono her 500 bucks

>>55481986
>>55482186
I'm a poorfag too. ill be there for the memberships though

>>55481986
I sent a $10 sc, but I also bought her merch and plan on membering her. I'll probably never donate outside of big events or for the sake of a super stupid joke, but IDK.

>>55481986
First I've ever supa'd to a holo and will be the last.
Will buy membership and merch.

>>55481986
Merch, voice pack and sc. I guess I spend about $150?

did the anon give Shiori 5 akasupas?

>>55482495
Nope

>>55482495
500 pesos fren, dunno, he never posted proof in thread. I assume anon was a faggot as usual

>>55482495
Nope, ban him if he speaks.

>>55482335
Are you gonna drop small SC every stream or are you gonna save up for a meaningful aka every now and then? I suppose you're not a 100$/per stream gachi. If you are, I kneel

welp i wrote a measly page and got serious block after that but atleast i wrote some

>>55483148
A page isn't bad anon. That's what, 500 -750 words? Stephen king who's incredibly prolific writes 1500 words a day

>>55483148
Share it...

Shiorin's morning voice..... HNGGGG

I think only I should be allowed to have sex

>>55484136
forgot the link
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688573207295533057

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688573207295533057/mediaviewer

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688573207295533057?s=46&t=tHqZdRMxGHYLfeVraY1uww
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>55483322
Well no since king writes multiple books in a year he writes more than that

Do NOT gosling…

SHIO WHY YOU GIVING AWAY THAT VOICE PACK SHIT FOR FREE

You will now Gosling as Shiorin tells you good morning.

MORNING VOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO GOSLING

>>55484601
the fuck is that filename

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our posts.

>>55480721

Very rewarding but lots of work

How can 1 anime goth girl on the internet be so perfect? Why do I have to be so fucking lonely?

>>55484637
AIslop prompt

>>55484303
>>55484232
>>55484222
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

>>55484659
Yeah I see that, your daddy gave you a good advice!

>>55484637
It's a NovelAI filename.

>>55484222
I want a shiori wife

>>55484232
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK

Good morning everyone, praise be to shisus

>>55484706
Ive fallen for girls from like a half day of texting
Desperation is DANGER

>>55484232
holy…she’s gonna suck me dry isn’t she…

>ywn open your eyes first thing in the morning to see a sleepy Shiori saying good morning in her morning voice after a night of cuddling

>>55484918

>>55484903
She's gonna suck the life out of you anon

>>55484232
Anyone have a screencap? I can't remember by twitter username and in turn I cant reset my password without it.

Fuck Xitter. Seriously.

Good morning anons, you know this came at a perfect time as I was just writing this
>You wake up
>Shiori's still asleep next to you
>You reach over
>Her hair just covering her face a little
>You brush it aside
>She moves a bit in your hand
>"mmnn..zz"
>You want to tease her a little
>You gently tap her nose once, then once more
>She giggles a bit in her sleep
>You look at her
>"This is Shiori..she's the most beautiful person in my life"
>Is the thoughts you had in your head just then
>She whimpers a little then starts opening her eyes
>"Mmm..Good morning.."
>A complete look of innocence as she slowly rubs her eyes and stretches a bit
>This is your morning waking up with Shiori, your goth wife.

I NEED A SHIORI MORNING STREAM NOW

>>55485172
It's a voice clip anon

https://twitter.com/rasec_asdjh/status/1687618068187402240

>>55485188
Anon im going to fucking kill myself please, i literally cannot live without Shiori

>>55480235
If fat, check out /fat/ on /fit/ >>>/fit/71849137
They have some good resources in the OP to check out to start planning a weightloss journey and even a weightloss contest that will log your weight and make a graph of it each week
Remember, diet is top priority when it comes to weight loss. Up to you to decide what kind of exercise you're gonna do but if you don't plan on getting a gym membership real soon, I'd recommend you look up HIIT and try it out as thats what I started with, you can begin with 5 minute session workouts but don't worry if you can't even do half of it at first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGtjACeyHtc
>>55481709
>don't forget to do stretches
Be careful with that too, stretches can increase injury chance if done before workouts and should instead be done afterwards when cooling down, replacing stretches at the start instead do light warmup exercises that prime the muscles and joints you'll be using during your actual workout ex. bench press a bar with no weights on it

>>55481986
Donated a little but I prefer to member and grab merch since they get a bigger cut of that

>Woke up at the same time as Shiori
WE ARE

>>55485383
American

>>55485383
>missing fwmc morning
ngmi

>>55481986
Holding out to buy membership and will probably buy her voice packs today. Probably won’t send supas until she starts doing supa reading streams.

>>55485181
Time to write, enjoy anons.
>it's your first date with Shiorin
>You're at the mall
>She's snuggled up in your arm as you're walking
>She points towards a book store
>"Look anon! Let's gooo!"
>Suddenly her autistic strength gripd your arm hard and pulls you towards the store
>You don't mind, it's cute seeing her like this
>You browse through the manga section
>She's in the murder mystery section scanning through the books
>After a while you go to see her
>She has a pile of books already
>"Anon! Help me carry all these!
>She has a pure wide grin on her face
>You can't even respond to how happy she is, you just oblige and start carrying the books for her
>As you pick up the last book you catch a quick glimpse
>Shiori is standing there facing the book shelves with intent to find another book to add to the pile
>Her look of complete innocence and curiosity
>It dawns on you
>This is what living in peace looks like
>You hope this moment could go on forever
>Despite looking like a stereotypical nerdy girl
>In that moment she's the most beautiful and important to you
>You want to express it to her but before you could
>"Love you anon"

>>55484601
an abstract kind of gosling

>>55485181
>>55485552
I LONG FOR BEING INTERLINKED

Any dietlites also improving their eating habits for Shiorin?

That good morning clip was very impressive Shiori, and had I not have a kamioshi you would've become it then and there. probably for the best, I already concernfag about my kamioshi as it is, Shiori would've made me even more of an anxious mess

>>55485726
>>55485734
Holy shit

>>55484317
1500 words a day for a year is 450,000 words anon

>>55485726
I'm insanely picky so my options are limited, but I have noticed I eat less as a whole.

>>55481157
I don't lift every single day because I lift heavy. But I do try to get in some stretching and light activity in the days between
t. 187cm (83kg)

>>55485181
>>55485552
God bless you writefags and your gosling bait

>>55485726
>>55485734
Now kiss.

>>55481986
Gave her a Fifty yesterday and WILL membership day 1. That voice post she made is dangerous...

>>55485855
I just like writing scenarios to stop reality from sinking in for a little.
But if I need a good wake up call I just write a tragedy instead.
None of what I write is inherently sexual unless I'm bored enough so I'll never really entertain coomers or ntr fetishists.

>>55485909
Relax Shiori

>>55485997
Let her cook

>listened to it 20 times
What now? There is no coming back for me. Please groom me already shiori.

>>55485181
>>55485552
Cells.
>Cells.

Have you ever been in an institution? Cells.
>Cells.

When you're not performing your duties, do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
>Cells.

Interlinked.
>Interlinked.

>What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
>[a short pause] Interlinked.

Within cells interlinked.
>Within cells interlinked.

Dreadfully.
>Dreadfully.

What's it like to be filled with dread? Dreadfully.
>Dreadfully.

Do you like being separated from other people? Distinct.
>Distinct.

Dreadfully distinct.
>Dreadfully distinct.

Dark.
>Dark.

Within cells interlinked.
>Within cells interlinked.

Within one stem.
>Within one stem.

And dreadfully distinct.
>And dreadfully distinct.

Against the dark.
>Against the dark.

A tall white fountain played.
>A tall white fountain played.

You're not even close to baseline.

Goslinghaal’s, how many times have you listened to Shiori’s good morning message?

>>55486159
Yes

>>55481986
>$7 english voice pack
>$6 pre-ordered magnet
>$11 pre-ordered stand
>$10 debut supa

$34 dollars so far. Will member. Will super more in the future.

>>55486159
not enough times

>>55486159
not enough times

>>55486219
>>55486220
Now kiss.

>>55486219
>>55486220
Kiss for the Goddess.

>>55486219
>>55486220
STOP

>>55486159
Not enough

I'm going to listening to it again as soon as i wake up tomorrow for the maximum effect...

>>55486219
>>55486220

>>55486159
GYAAAD DIMMIT!!

message to all goslings

Would adding a realistic scenario like an argument with Shiori that involved yelling at each other make my writefagging better for you anons? Or do you prefer strictly sweet / tragic stories?

>>55485694
You're way off baseline. It's like you're a different person... wait a second...

>>55486439
she thinks i'm sweet bros

>>55484232
ENfriends getting more and more of that JP experience lately. HoloEN is truly healing.

>>55486439
She loves me bros
I want to protect her smile

>>55486521

>>55484303
>>55484482
>>55484601
>>55484854
>>55485269
>>55486125
>>55486219
>>55486220
>>55486346
>>55486393
With so many gosling posters here
I wonder how many of you guys are ex-Teamate

Within cells interlinked
>Within cells interlinked

Within cells interlinked
>Within cells interlinked

Within cells interlinked
>Within cells interlinked

Do they keep you in a cell
>interlinked

Whats it like to wake up next to her
>interlinked

How does her voice sound right after waking
>interlinked

Do you long to feel the warmth of her body beside you
>interlinked

How long is 9 days
>interlinked

>>55486636
I was a holoJP and 2/3-view watcher before

I'M SORRY OGAMAN, I HAVE ALREADY LOST

>>55486636
My kamioshi was pikamee.

https://youtu.be/KpYu9b5FNdM
Thread theme.

>>55486632
beautiful

>>55486683
Same with being a 2/3 view watcher

>>55486636
I'm ex-nothing. Gura is my favorite chuuba but I never sexualized her so I wouldn't exactly call myself a chumbud. Well, on /ggg/ at least. That place is rough sometimes.

>>55486636
Kanata was my only oshi before Shiori. Still my JP oshi while Shiori is my kamioshi now.

>>55486474
wwwwww

>>55486636
I haven't been into a vtuber this deeply since Coco left.

>>55486636
JP kamioshi with Shiori being my first holo oshi.
Getting a good morning stream from jp kamioshi and then a morning voice clip from holo oshi.
I'm living my best life

>the Japanese female Novelite is rejecting other Novelites
Which one of you got rejected?

>>55487008
lol retard

>>55487008
I don't fuck with xitter.
Only in Shiori's community tab.

>>55486636

>>55487008
lol what a retard

>>55487008
What a dumb attention whore

>>55486816
NAUR

Shiorin is in prechat say hi

Does Shiori have the strongest female EN fanbase already?

>>55487485
Nerissa is probably a strong contender.

>>55487008
Public rejections like this are like spotting a cockroach or an ant in you home.
For every one you see out in the open there's 20 going on in DMs that you don't see.

>>55487485
source?

>Shiori good morning voicepost
She's going to get everyone hooked before she goes on leave

>>55486636
https://youtu.be/lwPQsI7wKas

>>55487485
Nerissa unfortunately took the brunt of twitter lesbians

CHAPTER 3 WHEN? WE ARE STILL STOCK IN CHAPTER 2!

>>55487905
September

>>55487484
She's also here because she immediately stopped posting

>>55487905
We tell you every thread, chapters change by month

>6pm
>You come home
>You want to just pass out on the bed
>You hear a knock at the door
>"Who the fuck? At this time?"
>You open the door
>You're ready to tell whoever it is to fuck off
>"Hello! my name is Novella Shiori, but you can call me Shiorin! I'm your new neighbor!"
>You're taken a back
>You've never seen a girl like her before
>The way she dresses
>Her hair
>Those golden eyes that give a feeling of a void staring into you
>But the energy and enthusiasm in her voice
>You no longer feel as tired as you did moments ago
>"H-Hello I'm anon" you utter out, for the first time in your life being unable to speak properly
>She smiles a little and starts walking back
>"If you ever wanna come by and hang out, my house is that way!"
>She's gone now
>You close the door
>Rapid thoughts going on in your head
>What was that? Was that real? Why am I not tired anymore?
>You go to the kitchen
>You grab some water and drink it all in one go
>You're trying to calm down after that encounter
>Little did you know
>That singular encounter would change you as a person
>Someone you never thought existed has now entered your life, where would it go from here?

>>55487905
>let's make 1 chapter a month
>chapter 1 lasted a few days
Should have been the prologue, and August chapter 1 lol
But it's too late now I guess

EU bros...

i love her too much bros

>currently shopping for books because physical copy autism
>so far have LotR + The Hobbit, an Ernest Hemingway collection, Moby Duck, Great Gatsby, and the complete Sherlock Holmes collection
Any other recommendations, Novelite?

>>55488119
Molloy by beckett

>>55488058
She’s being so cute in prechat right now

>she has 3 monitors and wanted a 4th

how many monitors do you have novelites?

>>55488136
Thank you for the reminder, I was meaning to get some Beckett in this batch too.

wait is she going to actually be eating bugs

>>55488119
Gravity's Rainbow

>>55488229
I have an ultrawide with 2 27” monitors not hooked up. Been considering hooking them up for a while but I’m too lazy.

>>55488229
Two on my gaming desktop, three while I work because I use my work laptop as an extra screen.

I will not take my meds one of those monitors is /here/

I wish that were me

>>55487485
I wish they would've taken a moment to at least edit the eyes even if they didn't have yellow contact lenses.

>>55487964
I would "accidentally" meet with her on my way to throw out trash

>>55488392
SEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>55488229
>3
Does that means the uses one monitor to lurk /here/?

>>55488229
2 and then my phone for chat or discord specifically sometimes. Good for streaming and not having my shit shown.

Be honest, have you chatted with the Shiori CAI bot?

>>55488229
3 and a laptop for work

>>55488484
confirmed.

>>55488484
You broke containment to ask, didn't you?
>>55488584

>>55488625
>>55488584
of course i fucking did

>>55488556
it would quickly feel generic
youd need to train one based on her stream transcripts

>>55488556
Perhaps

She is /there/ always with a monitor with the weirdo prechat

>>55488556
Nah.
I like the idea of chatting with the real Shiori~n

How much does a monitor cost?

>>55488556
I did, but she wanted to constantly make out and profess her love for me and wouldnt let me get out of bed and kept begging for more kisses

>try to post 10 times
>duplicate file every time
We need more Shiorins

>>55488556
No, I always thought these AI chatbots were boring

What did I miss the past couple days? What happened?

>There's a chance she may have read all the cringe fic stuff I've been writing here meant for you guys that wasn't good enough for her to see

>>55488882
just confirmed that she lurks /here/

>>55488921
Bro you know she loves all that stuff even the vore shit

she said you guys as in them and not us
idk why you guys want here to be here so bad
it would suck if she was
change thread culture and all that

>>55489001
Same, I don't understand why people want chuubas to browse this shithole

STOP BREAKING CONTAINMENT YOU RETARDED RETARD!

>>55489001
This.
Definitely this.
She should be evermore out of reach and away from this screaming hellpile.

B-Bake is ready... just ring the bell when you're ready to eat.

>>55488625
>You broke containment to ask, didn't you?
I'm not even in the prechat you dork

>>55489051
he's actually hopelessly retarded and said "I can't believe Shiori browses /vt/" in pre-chat.
Stop fucking pulling normie aggro to this place, it's already bad enough with the compilation videos and twitter shitpost aggregators.

Is there even even evidence that Holochubas have ever been /here/ besides “trust me bro”? Reaches also do not count.

>>55489150
Activate it. And it better be delicious

>>55489220
There's a pattern of some IRyS behavior that all but proves she browses her split, at least occasionally

>>55489220
Didn't Risu say something one time? And Reine browses the fics?
Also Mori is probably /here/ to an extent.

>>55489220
IDs used to hang here a lot because most other sites were banned.Treerat in particular. Past that not much else is known for sure. Honestly its better that way. This place can get fucking retarded and there are legit mentally ill fucks that think spamming RRATs will manifest it into reality

>>55489183
Imagine getting SWATed because you wanted to break containment in chuuba's prechat. Poor newlites.

>>55489220
chuubas love to egosearch but I don't want to believe anyone spends a meaningful amount of time here overall

>>55489220
If you bother to count Tempus there was the one time Axel had mans bookmarked.

>>55489220
When in doubt, it's always Towa.

>>55489182
>>55488684
This is who I was referring to.
>>55489220
Axel showed a tab with /MANS/ open once. There's a decent number of examples with direct evidence. Many many more where it's indirect but strongly implied.
Like we all know Mori is /here/, she's about as subtle as a weeb going to the grocery store with an ahegao sweater.

>>55489220
I've seen hard proof (leaked desktop browsers and clear spoken confirmations). Don't care to save that kind of material tho. So believe it or not

>>55488850
Depends on how much you care. You can find them for free or at tag/yard sales if you just want another monitor to be there. Otherwise you could spend $100-300 if you want specific features

shiori cutely shooting me in the head with a .38 magnum

>>55489353
Sorry, can you say her name again?

>>55489350
I laughed my ass off during that because it was like a solid 30 secs on screen

In all seriousness though, there's a lot of things I want to say at or about Shiori, but not to her, if you feel me.

>>55489364
>This is who I was referring to.
Oh okay
Sorry

You're not welcome here, Shiori.
You should be fit and lit and be able to bridal carry yourself before you could post here.

>>55489437
>.38 magnum
>not the classic .357
ngmi

>there is a possibility I called Shiori a nigger
roru

Like, the concept of 高嶺の花

>>55489472
For as much as im into her I honestly dont want her to see all my comments about wanting to knock her up. Of course im Anonymous so it actually isnt a problem is it?

HEY SHIORI I WANNA BAKE A CREAMPIE AND AFTERWARDS PUT A BUN IN YOUR OVEN AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHO I AM IN CHAT

Fuck its great to not be a shithole site where you can get in trouble just for saying shit like that

>>55489446
Tokyo Tower?
>>55489472
A lot of dickswords have mods that have said outright that if the chuuba joined they would ban them. Notable one off the top of my head is the dragoon discord.
Most chuubas get that those places have expectations of privacy and won't invade. This place is by no means private though. Anyone can access this board and start posting as Anonymous so you should conduct yourself /here/ with the idea that your chuuba could read your message. Similar to shitposting in less edgy spaces like Twitter or Reddit.

>>55489638
What did Tortoise do to get banned?

Nose..

>>55489542
BASED AS FUCK

>>55489437

Just read through that one doujin with the vague shiori lookalike.
Am I the only one that can't fap to cute stories like that?

>>55489787
Do it.
Do it and don't hesitate Shiorin.

I'll never fap to Shiorin again.

What was the maiden wielding broadsword thing Shiorin mentioned in reference to anything specific?

>>55489787
i deserve it.

>>55489685
Spamming/Flooding she was posting sad Nose off-cooldown

>>55489895
Nose...

>>55489813
I can't either. It makes me feel too much warm, fuzzy feelings. I need to fap to absolute degenerate shit instead.

>>55489895
鼻...

>>55489865
Ok

You guys did play one of her favorite games, right?

>>55489865
because we will have sex everyday.

>>55489874
Im personally hoping its her character build for the party with the rest of Advent. Got Bijou pegged as support Nerissa as a offensive spellcaster and the doggos as purely physical while Shiori is a mixed with heavy meele and maybe status effect support magic

>>55489942
I've watched so many chuubas play it I might as well have played it already.

>>55489638
When did this happened?

>>55489942
Shiori is into /ss/ confirmed

>>55489942
>>55490039
This. I've watched a friend play it from start to finish as well as a couple of chuuba. It's pure story, I don't have to play it myself.
>>55490050
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>55489936
am i the only one who who feels nothing when art like this comes up? it does nothing for me unless the girl is being fucked by a guy

>>55489936

>>55489942
Omori has to be the gayest shit of all time so hard pass on that

>>55488229
1, I'd need a new desk for any more and that's a pain I don't want to deal with until I move.

>>55488045
this is accurate desu

>>55489932
>Nerissa being dommed? Yes
>Chloe being skewered? Hot
>Noel picking up shotas and raping them? Uh huh
>Sora ploughing azki with futa cock? Definitely
>botan and lamy carpetmunching? More please
>Literally anything Shiori? Please no.
What's wrong with me?

>>55489813
>>55489932

I dunno it depends. If its like gross degen shit like ugly bastards and down I cant even look at that shit. Too Wholesome and its feels awkward as fap material. Best is in the middle like this one Marine Futa dojin I read that ends with Sora (Seiso itself) taking the same potion and rape correcting Marine as punishment for raping Subaru earlier. Im hoping Shiori eventually gets something like that and she never has to see what a fucked up degen I am

>>55490163
cuckchama...

>>55490277
where's
thje
rest
of
this
GIVE IT TO ME

NOW

>>55490163
gaychama...

>>55490167
tits too big

>>55490163
I have to profess I also blew out my dopamine receptors

>>55490308
There's one other cute doujin in recent months I saw where it was basically an older sister that her friends perceived as a cool prince-like lady but to her brother was basically a lovey-dovey relationship and I just couldn't do it.
And the most degen shit I've read through is elves and tentacles.
>>55490367
Look up redi_(rasec_asdjh) on danbooru. You do the rest.

>>55490367
https://files.catbox.moe/hgbkvt.jpg

>>55490277
That's called love Anon...you don't want to see a woman you love degraded like a common whore

>>55481986
Wait until she establishes her routine of how she reads spachas first, if you care about having them read. Holos treat the different tiers of spachas very differently from each other (not reading them, reading them right away, reading them in a dedicated stream).
Rule of thumb is that if you have some important to say (like proposing an idea for a stream, or promoting something that you think Shiori and fellow viewers should give a chance) you should do so in a big aka because repeating yourself gets annoying.

>>55490501
UOOOOOOOOOHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNN FUCKING MOMMY NERISSA BAREBACK