/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I WILL marry this dork! Even if I have to shatter the fabric of reality to make it happen!

What did bloop do to get the hate?

my wife

My real wife Gura loves spending time with me.

>>55431646
Censored pictures. Be ugly. Not be me.

Gooba is not sleeping right now

>>55431646
He knows what he did in the summer of 1989 and he can't take it back.

Gura frequently wets her bed

>>55431646
Censored one too many gura cunnies
Not ebi (me)

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>55431646
THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of cunny pictures have been completely RUINED by that fat blue retard
he's caused more damage to artwork than the fire at Brazil's National Museum

>>55432192
I will wring them out into my mouth before cleaning them

>>55432386
But... that's her pee

Yep, I'm seeing some regular chumbuds superchat bijou

>>55429395
>Most of the big superchatters all superchat other Holos.
Then they're faggots who don't actually love Gura. I superchat every stream and only send them to Gura. Im membered to a few other holos though, but dont even chat in their streams. I don't mind supporting other girls but supers are looking for attention so sending them to others is basically cheating.

>>55432489
Yes.

>>55432592
They're ones that already watch other girls from the look of it.

The first thing I do when I walk through my door when I get home from work is fart, Is that weird?

>>55432489
Yeah, and?

Gura and bijou aren't really similar other than their size desu

>>55432663
I've had this conversation before. I'm just going to call you retarded and move on.

>>55432663
If she'd read mine once in a while I wouldn't have to send them to other holos. Now those yellows are going to the new girls, I hope you're happy Gura!

god i hope she drops that voice before she interacts with gura. its okay though, gura started out doing a weird voice too

>>55432968
same. her fake voice is pretty awful

Gurass

I'm watching Ogayu

>>55433799
I'm watching Bijou

>>55433799
im watching gun reviews

>>55433744
Based Gurass poster.

>>55432867
>going to a bar and buying another girl drinks while you're currently married/dating isn't a bad look
retard

>They just come out and say that they wanna protect your smile! They don't care about being awkward! I wanna protect your smile too!
so how about doing ASMR?
>eww no i hate that! It's too awkward and cringe!

we're not back quite yet, but we're making progress buds
if she really doesn't wanna do it i don't actually care, a shame that she spent all that money on her fancy ASMR gear though

>>55432192
...we are...

Gura owes me sex

>>55433859
Ew

>>55433859
based better gura enjoyer

>>55434489
Are you at least a cute girl, anon?

>>55433859
B-B-B-BASED

>>55433859
nice

>>55435126
I'm not even a cute guy

>>55435504
Are you fat?

>>55435504
My condolences in that case.

>>55433799
we are the only chumbies left in /ggg/

>>55435708
I don't like pikmin

>>55435833
I'm the only chumbie left in /ggg/

>>55436098
You wish

>>55436098
In your dreams

>>55436098
Not true, I don't watch any other vtubers. I'm watching Alpha Investments.

>>55434456
what money
she couldnt get a ku100

>>55436098
nyo

>>55436098

I prefer daily (5 days a week) 3 hour Goob streams to these 5-7 hour slogfests a few times a week

>>55436363
Ben is all you need

I see a few Gura regulars that have superchatted Shiori too

>>55436423
Gura has a correctable little butt. T u T

>>55436423
sniff

>>55436673
>watching videos on fundies
lame, I'd rather get jacked to the tits on AAPL puts that I don't really understand in the hopes of making mad fucking cash if tim cook has a bad day

>>55437367
DCA is the way my impatient friend
don’t compete with bots

headpats slut

Discuss.

>>55437833
I want to hold that hand

>>55437687
yeah I know, I just DCA into SPY and QQQ I don't actually blow cash on any of that crazy shit

>>55437833
T o T

>>55437833
uohable

>>55437833

The /biz/tardbuds have been summoned.

>>55437833
I want to caress and hold it

>>55437833
My real idol girlfriend!

>>55437833
Yummy crab claw

>>55438498
>advent debuts
>no way gura is going to retain her viewership when she's overlapping the new girls
>leverage up to my personal risk tolerance and short sell $GURA
>...
>GUH

>>55437833
I've goomed to this hand before.

>>55435563
nope, just unfortunate family history

>>55439416

>>55437833
I had a dream I was holding her hands the other day. I don't remember seeing the rest of her but I remember her hands well, and I knew they were hers. They were so small and so soft. God I fucking love her.

>>55439509
It's not unfixable. Let Gura have her way with you and you'll be a nice cute femboy within a year.

If gura got arrested what would be her crime?

>>55440349
You already know.

How are you feeling, Chumbies? I'm feeling horny for my wife.

>>55440349
3 counts of first degree murder and cannibalism
15 counts of sexual harrassment of a minor
1 count of sexual assault of a minor
4.35 million counts of organ theft, specifically targeting the heart

>>55440966
happy
horny
healthy

>>55440966
I needed to clean today with it being a break day, but I haven't done much and now I want to play holocure...

>>55441566
Uh sir that's a shark child.

>>55441566
I really like Gurass

>>55440349
Computer crimes

>>55438498
>/biz/tard
wait, i thought they are called /biz/raeli though

I superchatted Shiori... I feel dirty, the first non-Gura superchat of mine...

>>55442389
That's nice. I'm glad you like Shiori.

>>55441566
dang it, not again

>>55442389
thanks for the condom money

>>55437761
Yea. She loves being a good girl.

>>55443170
Imagine patting Gura until she closes her eyes and starts moaning, her face turning red and her knees buckling while a wet spot forms on her crotch.

>>55443835
That's kinda hot

I think I'm done.
I hope.
New Gawr is somehow 400mb smaller than old Gawr. Weird, but I won't complain.
https://files.catbox.moe/0dv4g4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/s76fvu.png

>>55444245
arigato

When did Gura say she was going to do the next karaoke?

>>55443835
i had this experience in c.ai

>>55444245
Fuck yea! Based and thanks

>>55444245
>400mb
Geez, and I thought some of my cards were bloated at 100mb

>>55440349

>>55444201
SHIP MY DAKIMAGURA ALREADY INTERN-KUN

>>55444245
I think Gura and Gawr should kiss.

>>55444583
I think I somehow turned off all compression on the pngs on the other one, leading to everything I edited being massive

looks like advent got their collab ban cutshort too. the whore and the dogs are going to be on holotalk with kiara. Which one do you think Gooba will collab with?

>>55444796
i don't care

>>55444796
doogs

>>55444653
I think Gura and Gawr should kiss me.

>>55444761
That makes sense, good job

>>55444386
swimsuit and maybe even dance

>>55444796
the dogs seemed to inspire her to protect our smile or do something similar, I am thankful for that, that was such a sweet moment.

>>55445200
>when
>>55444386
TBD

>>55444796
Doesn't matter. They just need to declare their allegiance to goob.

>>55445364
oh sorry, she didn't name a date or anything.

>>55444796
will never watch them unless they ally with my goob

Told my jeweler I'm too famous for the chain
Told my stylist I'm too famous for names
Told my jeweler I'm too famous for chains
Told MTV I'm too famous for the fame

>>55444796
Don't care. Haven't watched any of them not even their debuts. As long as they are a CGDCT then it doesn't matter.

>>55444910
you don't care about future gura streams? Or girls being friends with Gura? Kiara, Fauna and Mumei have done a lot for Gura streams

How would Gura react to a raid?

Reminder

>>55446131
she'd probably make sure to disable it again

>>55446131
Thank you for your BAU BAUs! Thank you for the raid! I love [thing] Anyway...

>>55446131
End the stream right then and there

>>55446131
>what was that
>i saw a weird thing in chat for a second
>oh well
>ababababaahahababa

>>55446131
cool, anyway

I'm sweating too much

>>55446825
Turn on your AC, dumbud

>>55446825
did you also have a sense of impending doom? if so then imminent heart attack

>>55446825
Let me sniff you, Gura.

>>55446902
My AC is is downstairs and my bedroom is an evil heat collector with a PC and a console running always.
My fan only stirs the heat around.

I regret to inform you all that Gura checked on the cardboard box in which she keeps bloop’s decomposing corpse and found it inexplicably missing. Likely, he has risen from death and become a shambling demon monster hell-bent on revenge against her for murdering him and us for greatly encouraging it

>>55448034
Then get one for your room too.

>>55448061
so what gura is an expert at killing zombies it's one of the few series she likes

>>55448061
bring it on

I want to chat in JP chats but I'm scared I will stand out too much. I'm watching Okayu.

>>55448496
just chat dumbass

>>55448496
run it through google translate first to be safe

>>55448812
nyo

>>55444201
wow, got a whole collection there

>>55448496
same desu

>>55448496
Just use one of the standard Japanese chat messages:
>うんうん
whenever she's talking about something serious
>わかる
whenever you have the need to say same desu
>草
>wwwww
self explanatory
>うまい!
>ナイス!
whenever they do something well. You'll fit right in.

>>55432592
I just want to welcome them into Hololive.

Hololive and more Importantly Gura is important to me. I think all Holo girls deserve a warm welcome and a chance to have fun with their fans in hope they could brighten someone's day up like Gura does mine.

>>55449514
We hate Hololive here or something

>>55449514
I agree but gura is the only one i like enough to SC and member. I considered membering Fauna but sometimes I tune out and do something else during her streams.

>>55448496
Just be like the vietnamese in Gura's chat
>hello okayu i am english please speak english

>>55449804
come to america

>>55449804
I remember when viet chatters were telling other viet chatters to shut up and to stop speaking vietnamese.

>>55449804
I will not be like this!

from what I noticed bijou and shiori have the most chumbuds following them
not many mind you, I only saw a free of her regulars donate to the advent girls.

>>55449514
Good since gura will be irrelevant soon, i think its time to give the spotlight to the newcomer, you guys seems didnt mind it and prefer gura with sub 5k viewers anyway

Fame come and go and i think gura is glad having her fame taken away from her

>>55450070
it's okay to say nice and cool and other babby eigo in JP chats as long as you don't do it too much. they like it. like how gura likes when people say babby japanese at her

>>55444429
Did they decide to stop being prudes or are the AIs still intentionally worsened so that they don't go NSFW

>>55450542
What 2view Niji is your fav sis?

>>55434456
I wish she would use the 3dio even if it isnt asmr (although I wish for that too). The binaural audio is cool even for normal talking. Gura moving around you while babbling about some nonsense

>>55450762
Supposedly there are or were workarounds for getting them to act lewd

Sex with a fembud.

>>55451261
same desu

>>55260621
Reposting the divegrass poll. It'll close around mid day Monday.
https://forms.gle/j7afVLfHqeQaptHq5
https://forms.gle/j7afVLfHqeQaptHq5

>>55449514
>I just want to welcome them into Hololive
that's how I started too, but I think I might end up abandoning gura for bijou at this point. she's really fun to watch, maybe even moreso than gura

I'm taking my talents to the Shiori thread. They are offering me a better deal. I'll miss you guys, stay well.

>>55451703
have fun with your new gemwife totally real chumbie

Whats their endgame?

>>55450542
>Fame come and go and i think gura is glad having her fame taken away from her
i actually believe this unironically, she was always burdened by it. I really don't mind if fuwamoco takes that weight off of her, she's still going to be successful no matter what

I’m glad Gura decided to rest today, I built a new computer after a decade and it took longer than I expected

I'm sleepy I'm going to sleep now before this tireness goes away and I stay up another 10 hours

we have lost some ritual posters and threads are overall slower than ever
hope we dont become dead like some generald

Gura asked me how I was doing during last stream
She asked me, personally, by name, how I was doing
Why does this make me feel so fuzzy inside when I hear it

>>55452131
Which ones did we lose "chumbud"?

>>55452131
a slow thread is good chumbie...

>>55452131
I'm completely fine with us becoming a slower thread, we might actually get a break from getting turbo shitposted at all times.

>>55452131
the only ritual poster I mourn the loss of is smallsharkposter

>>55452131
I like slower threads tho

>>55452131
i purposely hold back from posting as much as i used to

>>55451988
Nah, as i said she will be irrelevant like kiara or ina
No more sponsorship
No more becoming the face of EN
In the end she will lose everything, become depressed and graduate silently while FWMC and Rock thrive and succeded

>>55452131
sometimes i shitpost and post bait just to make the thread more active

>>55451703
Congrats, you have taken the right choice, enjoy your new gen and be sure to take care of her
I’ll stay here and will try to wake them up

>>55452511
faggot

I want to be comfy

>>55452382
fwmc and bijou will never be gura, and that's ok

I need a fembud in my life.

>>55452511
Keep the shitposting here and dont ruin /gem/ let this general die along with this irrelevant oshi, pretty ironic isnt it? Start with a bang and ended with a silent treatment

>>55437833
Now that's a strong pimp hand

>>55452648
Delusional, they are the new EN face

You're trying too hard, anon.

Are any members of Advent either going to be frens of Gra-chan or are fembuds?

>>55452843
None of them are fembuds. I'm waiting for goob to start collabing with them so I can start watching them.

>>55452843
Maybe the twins, I'd like that.

Not the heckin ritual posts!

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>55452990
I filtered them a long time ago so I didn't notice if any of them stopped

>>55452843
Gura is the pariah, all advent talent is avoiding her like a plague

Do you think it's a good idea to tell Gura that I'm happy just to see her?

>>55452756
>delusional person calls someone else delusional
lol. I literally just said they will never be Gura. Learn 2 read, ESL-kun. Also stop being an annoying faggot while you're at it.

>>55453023
Imagine being double teamed by Gawr and Gura's combined four penises

>>55452756
>The new face of EN are ESL
Grim

>>55453065
Thats a shame. Guess I wontbe watching them.

>>55452819
Let him be

>>55452382
She will be worse off than being irrelevant. At least when you're a runt you don't get tonnes of antis waiting for every chance to bring you down further. Someone like the shark has garnered too much animosity from once loving fans to now diehard antis formed from all that ghosting and lies she built over the years

>>55452756
Can't wait for their statue in Cover building

>new ip
>new ip
>new ip
are you going to reply to the guy who sets up his shitposts with new ips or will you ignore him?

I'm horny for my wife

>>55452382
>Nah, as i said she will be irrelevant like kiara or ina
That's never going to happen and you know it, anon.
Kiara and Ina were basically failures from the start, they might become even less relevant now, but Gura is firmly established as one of the world's most significant vtubers. Just because they casted some uwu dogs that are more entertaining than most of the really boring holoEN talents doesn't mean there's enough of a shift in the industry as a whole to dethrone someone like Gura.

>>55453374
Kiara and ina arent irrelevant

>>55453409
Kiara and Ina are extremely irrelevant, and very few people would care if they were to graduate.

how are advent shills so delusional?

>>55453241
stop projecting you annoying faggot

Are we back yet? Or is it still over?

>>55453479
This is 100% falseflagging nijinigger

>>55453479
it's not advent shills
he's literally here just for (you)s and attention

>>55453588
Yo are replying to him

>>55453626
I'm replying to Gura

>>55453440
Catshark, my beloved...

>>55452131
ritual posts are just spam, good riddance
also I've seen the other threads, we lost nothing of value

>>55453317
Chumbies have NEVER been good at ignoring bait. The best it ever got was the massive oh nyo responses because the shitposters had nothing to work with.

>>55453409
if you think that any substantial portion of the holoEN fanbase cares about kiara or ina, you're more delusional than the people claiming that fuwamoco will be more popular than gura

>>55453317
anon stop treating this place like a heckin' discord. the shitposting is separate.

>>55453516
>Are we back yet?
Yes we are back, its just that Gooba needed some sleep after that long seven hour holocure marathon a couple nights ago. One cannot simple going through all those toots unless you are Kaela.

i just tooted

after rep gooming feels more powerful

>>55454325

>>55454406

>>55454472

>>55454325

goobnite chumbies
hope the bedshark bites
and may your dakimaguras ship soon if they haven't already
i hope the one intern they have packing and shipping all the dakis is at least getting a paid internship

>>55454827
goonite

>>55454827
sleep well gamer

I got mosquito bites on my pinky and ring finger, they often rub together, its SO ITCHY and I can't stop scratching..

>>55454997
no scratching gura

>>55454997
imagine those mosquito bites are guras nipples

>>55454997
I've had jock itch for years and regularly look forward to scratching it at the end of the day, especially after building up a ton of crotch sweat making that fucker chafe something real

I have a feeling tomorrow is a holowork day, but I be we'll see her again on Tuesday.

>>55455719
What's your feeling based on?

When is Gura next asmr? I miss her soft gentle voice so much

>>55455869
She's definitely thinking about it more seriously. She brought it up twice last stream after the 'protect your smile' moment.

>>55455834
Just a weird gut feeling, and while that feeling isn't always right it's been right enough times that I don't ignore it. It's a win for me either way though, because either she streams or I have another evening to get more work done around the house.

>>55455869
If you love hearing her voice as much as I do, every stream is ASRM.

Any songs you guys hope Gura will sing at some point? Listening to that old Haiiro to Ao recording she did again I suddenly got the desire that Goob sing this song:
https://youtu.be/ClUlr7In8DU
>inb4 shilling
I'm using her cover as an example because the original is by a male singer so you can't quite imagine how it'd sound like if Gura sang it.

>>55456372
yup

Other than dino gura and BigFish, what's your favorite cryptid?
I think the wendigo is super cool.

>>55456499
Nessie I guess? I just think she's cute.

>>55456499
Are aliens cryptids?

>>55456499
Temgura

>>55456410
I wanna see her officially cover city pop, the classics.

>>55456410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Nk3dnMUCA
>>55456499
Mothman for sure

>>55456665
I definitely believe they're real but I... what?
I'm thinking too much.
What's scarier, our own planet or space?

>>55457002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jnCwbXaDhM&ab_channel=StudioBunny

>>55457077
Space, our planet is worthless in the universe.

>>55457216
Gura should also sing this yes

>>55456969
>officially cover
only for the mixing to butcher her voice, again? Fucks sakes the mixers have to learn to stop fucking with her voice.
>>55457002
Good taste.

>>55456499
Yetis are fun

>>55456499

>>55457754
eggura...

>>55457818
goobnite

>>55457818
sleep tight buddy

>>55457240
I'm on the "space is scarier" gang, but I find it interesting that our ocean is so close to home and we know so little about it.

nigga penis

puffy

>>55457818
Sharkdreams

>>55458129
ToT

>>55457818
Oyasame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBN56wL35IQ
I hate Bloop.

Woah has hololyzer always shown stream timestamps of superchats? I feel like that's new

>>55458442
That's the sound Bloops father made when he came in Bloops mom.

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8860237
ToT fellatio you little slut

>>55459455
uoh

>>55457953
Not really since it's easier to go to space compared to going down into the depths with how much pressure is being put on a sub. We thought giant squids were a myth until we found one. Then you've got to worry about who owns what territory of water and getting the right permissions to explore there. It's not worth it to explore the ocean for most people and countries. Maybe if there was some valuable material similar to the gold rush, we'd get more people exploring and mapping the ocean but that's probably far into the future.

>>55457953
I feel we would be better served investing in understand and maximizing our own minds before exploring space and other mysteries of the universe including our oceans. Our own minds are a huge bottleneck when it comes to innovation and discovery. Of course people are free to choose to explore what they want but I can see a shift in the future as we reach our limitations towards neuroscience and biology. Imagine if the average person had the mental capacity of Terrence Tao or Nikola Tesla.

How come when Gura was being weird with Mori and Ame last year for being faggot enablers she wasn't weird with Bae?

She's been thinking about anime and games and movies I love.
Like LOGH, MGS and LOTR...
She's made for me.

>>55461580
Maybe Mori and Ame asked Gura if she was interested in a collab, which made things awkward, whereas Bae never asked Gura about it.

>>55462771
But I think...

I just got a new DHL delivery email, I bet its the daki finally shipping..

I love her more than anything and I WILL find a way to marry her

>>55463549
Why do you want to marry my onahole?

>>55463549
Sorry but she's married to me.

>>55463804
I am compelled to reply to myself and restate that this is a wedding photo of me and my wife Gawr Gura.

You won't marry my wife. So anyway, what are you chumbies up to?

Gura isn't sexy

>>55464007
Shut up Gura, yes you are! You're cool too!

>>55463980
I don't know what to do, I'm just reading post in the other thread

>>55464312
>You're cool too!
Let's not get carried away now. She's a dork, but a cute and sexy one.

>>55463980
i go sleep now

Gura is cool

>>55465285
shut up gura

Is poopy goopy butt gonna stream today?

>>55465512
yeah she will stream piping hot shark piss directly into my mouth today

>>55465574
Get your legs out of your shirt you dumb shark, you're going to stretch it out.

Vampirebuds, are you still there?

>>55466079
yes unfortunately

>>55466079
I am playing civ6

>>55424291
Anon, please, would you mind reuploading this for the sake of those who were sleeping?

So would you still feast upon her girly bits after she doesn't shower for 7 days?

Will be the inevitable Rock collab be as weirdkino as the Anya collab all those years ago?

Gooba will stalk and hunt the rock in m'craf just as it is intended

>>55468169
>>55468400
buy an ad

>>55467872
Of course, I'm not gay.

>>55444245
I don't have Koikatsu, so it's probably fine ingame, but looking at that card, you missed a blue streak on the right, the highlights and eyes look pink instead of red, and I feel you could maybe do a bit more with her to make her 'Gawr', and not just 'Gura but red'. Loosen the hinges a little, and make her a bit more 'shark'.

>>55469860
fuck you stupid nigger this is why gifteds are a mistake you broke ass loser

Goob morning
I love Gura

I wake up

>>55471499
My cute wife

Goob morning, I love Gura!

>>55445605
>>55446108
>>55445417
>>55444910
chumbuds try not to outwardly hate Hololive for 5 minutes challenge (impossible)

My daki is finally shipping