/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55438981
I don't even mean to hate on her but I literally cannot follow this conversation. I could fall asleep.

>>55438981
bro im never listenin to her again, people who oshi her are legit cursed

>>55438981
peter pan?

>>55438981
To be fair you need a pretty high IQ to understand Shiori streams.

She's literally not making any sense at all kek. I have no idea why people like her so much.

>>55438981
seethe sisters, she is hololive now and is raking in money talking about nothing.

>>55438981
cool it with the racism

>>55438981
what she's doing makes sense if you imagine she needs to make a non-stop stream of noise to mask the sounds of her being fucked from behind by 5 dudes taking turns.

>>55438981
She wouldn't approve of that kind of racist language, anon. You would be removed from her community or that.

>>55438981
I can't follow. She's definitely autistic. I think she ripped off her "theories" from the movie Hook, like Peter Pan visiting Wendy's children.

>>55438981
oop fuwamoco starting screen up. i'll go listen to that.

>>55438981
dunno, didn't watch

>>55438981
this 100% what a autistic girl does, unfortunately she's not talking about MY autistic fixation so it's a boring stream
>Verification not required.

>>55438981
Avant-garde GFE

>>55438981
Shiori please redirect to Fuwamoco now

>>55438981
she was to replace vesper after all.
interesting

>>55438981
even mumei makes more sense than her

do zoomies not read?

Don't know, blocked her when I found out she likes cuck shit. Besides, the dogs' loading screen is on.

Talking about her underlying fetish with NTR that shows in Peter Pan and Tarzan.

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT NTR NOW?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!??

It's the ultimate GFE in that you listen to her talk about something you don't understand for 30 minutes and then pay the $100 bill.

>>55440439
of course not, they can't even watch a tv show or movie without also scrolling on their phones.

>>55440115
can confirm, I had a female sperg talk to me about opals for like 15 mins and I just nodded and said "yeah"

Tarzan is actually NTR

>>55438981
wrong image? aren't you suppose to use one of the dog girls

she's so autistic bros. I love her

>>55440115
yeah thats how other people feel when you talk about your autistic fixation

>all other genmates are respectful and wrap up in time
>shiori goes over time and doesn't wrap up in time
What a fucking bitch.

>>55441165
autismo is too strong so she forgets the passage of time

>>55439955
>>55439822
fucking zoomers thinking that the "soft a" is racist. no culture.

I love her, she can talk about whatever she wants and i will listen

>>55438981
The original novels of the stories Disney sanitized.

the title of the stream implies she will be spoiling you about childhood media from sources that will destroy it for you, i know you zoomers dont read or can follow any talks at all but cm on, she was talking about the differences between the original source material and the disney movies which is not hard to follow lmao

>>55438981
I love her

>>55441478
Also some Spirited Away knowledge thrown in there. It was pretty fun listening to her ramble.
BAU BAU

>>55438981
don't know, shut the shit off after 5 minutes

Why did you guys lie to me about Shiori, she's just a huge nerd
I expected her to be catty as fuck and constantly talking shit about her co-workers on a private account and be responsible for at least one person's suicide and be proudly in the wrong about it.
This isn't what I was promised.

Expected some talks about monetization. Devolves into ruining your childhood with what really happened in the books. Based?

>>55439856
So you have to be mentally ill to watch her, got it.

>>55440539
>>55440589
>>55440923
Why do women love ntr so much

>>55440640
Kek

>>55441959
Screenshotting this for the future. Thanks Nostradamus!

>>55438981
Even Lia is more comprehensible than her

>>55442337
careful anon jannies don't like that pic

>>55442337
Natsumi Moe isn't a real vtuber, she's more of a shitpost/comedy ASMR channel with an avatar.

>>55440640
that's all on you
never pick someone based on looks but common interests,first

>>55442337
it's in their nature, monkeybranching and whatnot.

>>55442521
He's right.

>>55438981
I don't watch corpos, what happened? what was she talking about that was so confusing?

>>55438981
She's so quirky and definitely autistic, I would know because I have autism and so does my ex-fiance, and we both worked at a special education company that worked exclusively with autistic children and also I knew a girl in highschool who had autism and she talked just like Shiori who has autism if I forgot to mention.

SO QUIRKY!

>>55441830
Right, the difference between the original and English endings. That part slipped my mind.

>>55442625
Let me guess, your first experience with vtubers was Hololive?

>>55442607
It's just an example of a vtuber loving ntr there's nothing wrong with it.

>>55442750
books and shiet

>>55442337
You act like this is exclusive to her

>>55442521
all autism is not equal as far as entertainment. yeah shiori is likely autistic, but that doesn't excuse her from being boring.

>>55442954
books? that's some scary shit.

>>55438981
Im sorry niggers but Im not watching your ESL whore even unless she does a naked dogeza on stream

>>55442980
>You act like this is exclusive to her
In what way did saying "why do women love ntr so much" did I imply it was exclusive to one person.

>>55442980
the girl in your pic wants to be cucked

>>55440115
if only she would talk about why Revan should canonically wield two lightsabers that have the overpowered DLC merchant crystals in them, then i'd watch her
until then, i'll stick to CNtubers that i can't understand

>>55442337
the novelists will cope

>>55440439
only non-fiction

How do I talk as fluently and without pause as Shiori does

>>55445024
cause brain damage

>>55438981
This is unironically hilarious you fucking retard anons finally getting an actual mentally ill woman and you cant handle it. I told you so all the way.

>>55439569
literally worse than bau bau noises

>>55445024
Practice your speech patterns and articulation. Work on voice projection and breathing techniques.
Think about what you want to say before you say it so that you can avoid the use of filler sounds like "uh".

Literally look up famous speeches and practice them in the mirror. Make eye contact with yourself and speak directly.

Social Skills are indeed /skills/. You have to work on them to be good at them.

>>55445024
By watching Koyori's debut stream

>>55445285
>trusting /vt/ to handle a woman who doesn't talk down to them like a sped child
who could have seen this coming

>>55445024
As someone who goes on tangents and just talks forever like that, it's a combination of knowing a lot of interconnecting things and being bad at telling stories, and being too adhd to be wiling to follow through with a story in favor of just talking about whatever you know that is more interesting at any given moment.

>>55445024
watch Gilmore Girls and read everyone's dialogue aloud as it happens
trust me, the characters in that show don't stop talking

>>55445449
Anon, what she's doing is the opposite of social skills. It doesn't translate into being able to communicate with other people, it actually hinders it. There are plenty of anons who know that here.

>>55438981
She almost got the same amount of money as Nerissa with karaoke buff just by rambling like a schizo btw

>>55439765
They don't like her, they like being contrarians.

>>55438981
Jane belongs to the street

>>55445771
Okay but that doesn't change the validity of my advice.
Being able to speak articulately and clearly is a skill that most people can work on.

>>55445449
Do you think just streaming for the sake of it will help with this skill? Obviously not interested in getting lots of viewers.

>number faggot is the schizo faggot also

>>55445806
Bijou....

>>55445939
Yeah but that will make you talk less and less like what anon was asking about.

>>55445983
it can help with the fluidity of your thoughts. it'll make you more comfortable with talking about something out of nothing
t. me

>>55445806
>off by slightly under 100k yen
>almost

>>55446170
Well look at Kiara, 90% of what comes out of her mouth is functionally useless ME ME ME garbage but she somehow manages to be very entertaining to listen to

>>55438981
I dunno man I was faded as hell, I just nodded my head and ate my burger. I think she bought it though. This nigga finna get his dick wet.

>>55445983
nta but I've considered doing book reading streams to improve oration and enunciation

>>55439715
you mean EQ?

>>55445806
Nerissa beat her, lol.

>>55446282
I was expecting Nerissa to earn at least double Shiori did with her singing talent

>>55446480
I wasn't implying otherwise

>>55446480
I think anon was just saying they expected Nerissa to make more than $700 usd over Shiori

who cares its cute

>>55446480
twins beat her too lmao

>>55447056
well I'd hope considering they have to split the money.

>>55447158
cope retard

>>55439765
no one likes shiori unironically

I was expecting something more from these replies but it was literally just this
>>55441478
>>55441712

>been a lonely 2view for 6 years
>develops schizophrenia

>>55438981
Who says what the shit? Is this an ESL thing because it sounds very unnatural

>>55450120
>Who says what the fuck?
This is what you sound like. Next you'll be telling me you've never heard "what the Christ" or, "what the deuce".

>>55450331
Except people actually say all of those things, who on earth says what the shit aside from ESLs? I’ve only ever heard that in foreign countries while on vacation from people learning english

>>55450573
https://youtu.be/Epiiu3peNhQ?t=21

>>55450573
Nigga, you sure you're not ESL? I baited you because nobody actually says "what the deuce" anymore, what the shit is way more common.

>>55450573
I watched bad boys and the wire, i'm pretty much american and know shit fits in anywhere.

>>55438981
I liked her excited awkward autistic energy. You can tell she get's really passionate about her hobbies and interests.

>>55445449
which dictator's speeches should I look up?

Do people really want an "idol" that rants about peter pan shitting in the river for half an hour?

Shiori is the best GFE in vtubing right now after this stream. Her rambling nonstop about things I don't care about or know about but being cute the whole time - if she would just singularly focus on me that would literally be what I want in a relationship, the girl to do all the talking so I can just sit there and not feel obligated to fill dead air

>>55438981
suck my cock little man

>>55453144
Yes

>>55456608
why tho

>>55453144
I'm sorry but the idea of western femoids or any english speakers being idols were utterly retarded in the first place. That shit should be JP exclusive because they can actually make it work. Your "le idol shork" and her troupe of whores can just settle with playing games instead embarrassing themselves further.

>>55458510
FuwaMoco. QED.

>>55440439
Literacy is rare in zoomers, and those who can actually read typically don't have the attention span for more text than a zhangtok title or a google search results blurb.

>>55458510
>Holo vs. Holo

>>55460032
Heaven or hell?
LET'S ROCK

>>55442980
She wants to be cucked, not the other way around.

>>55438981
I tuned in for a sec and it was just her screaming while chat was begging her to calm down

/vt/ have convinced themselves she's some turbo bitch that wants to kill Hololive from within.

The truth is that she's just heavily on the spectrum.

The problem is...She's pretty boring.

>>55445024
Roundup-induced autism.

RRRRREEEUGGGHHNNAHOMINEHOIMINEHOMINE

>>55460032
>ENwhores
>holo

>>55461500
Nah. Have you watched Nerissa? Bitch is a snoozefest whenever she wasn't being le raging turbodyke.

>>55438981
tangents personified as a chuuba
i know the chicken is too but i dont like her voice

>>55464812
don't really care. every time she speaks or even breathes in her mic it makes me rock hard and that's all that matters

>>55464919
Are you implying that Shiori has a pleasant voice
>>55465187
Fair. I guess some people are content with eating shit if it has adequate garnish.

>>55464919
Bro, chicken and pippa look like medicated fluoride zombies compared to this woman

>>55458510
go back to /jp/, dogfucker

>>55465650
>dogfucker
You say that like it's a bad thing...?

>>55438981
That's because you're illiterate moron who never picked up a book.

>>55438981

>>55459301
Fuwa is cringe too

>>55466455
I can't believe I'm taking the bait but:
In what way is FWMC cringe that Miko/Luna/even Korone isn't?

>>55458510
>>55460032
>>55461159
feels like an all out war right now lol

>>55466523
Miko and Luna are, Korone has some more advanced jokes. more thought put into them.

>>55465444
well, it's better than Kiara's.

>>55467325
If you think playing a character is cringe in both EN and JP then maybe vtubers just aren't for you.

>>55458510
This is a thinly veiled shilling post for shitori. Do not let it distract you.
>shitori is not a "western femoid" guys!
>shitori is an oldfag guys!
>shitori is a whore so I must hate idol culture

god i hate oldfags

>>55438981
yes

>>55467505
I can respect staying in character, I just don't like that character very much.

>>55469262
I agree with this dude, respect their kayfabe like mad, they will do great and its going to be fun to bounce off in collabs but I TRULY cannot sit there for over an hour listening to

>Yeah
>~un ~un
>wah
>bau bau
>insert japanese noise here
>etc...

Not going to anti and will definitely watch in collabs but the "solo" stream brain smoothing is just too potent for me.

>>55469591
Just wait until they get vocal cord nodules.
>oh what a shame, poor things

>>55439993
Nah it happened in the Broadway play too so it's clearly real Peter Pan canon.

>>55469689
Fuck off brown anti sea creature, japs should have cleaned out your shithole.

>>55440439
>zoomies
Most don't. At the same time a lot of people don't read books, just twitter posts and facebook adds.

>>55442607
>>55442625
>>55442678
>>55442980
What was the pic?

Remember to ignore faggots and sisters trying to pit the girls and their fans against one another.

>>55458149
It's funny as fuck
Also she thinks it's really interesting which makes her cute and autistic

>>55438981
Did I lost something?

>>55475443
Watch her monetization stream and use a stopwatch to count how long it takes you to stop following what she's saying

>>55469591
bau bau

>>55438981
Do anyone have the timestamp of her talking about men being attracted to girls on their period?