/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

/nasfaqg/ stays comfy

>>5534425
based rushianon op

Matsuri is doing a bathtub broadcast on Twitter.
Aki did (is doing?) a Twitcast.
Why are these girls allergic to streaming on Youtube? They're tanking their stock value.

Never fuck Towa

>>5534589
Aki specifically stated that she does the Twitcasting because Susan will have her ass if she does that content on Youtube.
I don't know how Gura got away with Bathtub Pizza.

>>5534699
Gura's bathtub stream was maybe only 10% lewd top.

>>5534699
HOT
TUB
META

I looked away for a minute and the thread got archived

>>5535181
BAD END

abayoposters...

>>5535215
ye we were late today, I tried to inform you with capslock, guess people did go shitpost

can't afford any other play till frideynite, time to sleep

>>5535234
I've been checking the thread for an hour and the exact moment I checked something else, it got archived. It happened all so fast

>>5534589
Oh, fuck off. Some of Matsuri's best moments are those from outside of YouTube.

>>5535437
He's not dissing them, he's sad it's not counting for his stocks

>>5535469
honk should add some calculations for his scalper for streams like those or add it manually

>>5535437
I literally own 300 Matsuri but she's not helping me...

>>5535555
She's not even herself CHECKED

>>5535555
Well then maybe you should sell them all and buy Pekora right now. You're not even on the oshiboard so why bother collecting that many coins.

>>5535599
Meant to say helping herself

>>5535599
nice dubs

how many cococks are you buying?

>>5535674
not much.

>>5535333
>>5535533
>>5535555
>>5535599
>>5535644
>>5535655
Abayo spammer here, I was busy unironically shitposting in one of the previous shitposting threads I made to drop an old /nasfaqg/. I didn't expect it to survive for days, let alone hours. It's in that GET chain. Purease undastand.

>>5534672
Too late. She's having my kid.

>>5535868
Can attest, have proof

why are people overbuyimg Aqua again? She's gonna crab

>>5536197
she streams -> i buy

How are Luna's Divs?

>>5537811
worst of her gen

PEOPLE ARE BUYING NABI

I will keep buying Chiara, she is going to the MOON

Here we go... please buy rushia and pekora...
remember to never let go...

>>5538457
based.

>>5538457
Art, as always. Maaaaaaaa! I'm in the thing again!

>Bezos Day came around
>Was able to order a half-okay tablet at a reasonable price
I'm not a drawfag, but it'll feel good to be able to hand-draw shitpost assets instead of having to try and draw them with a mouse. Forget Towajelly, I'm gonna make a whole Towacosystem.

>>5538712
I wonder how many drawfriends we have around on this general
/nasfaq/ aggie could be interesting

>>5538457
based as always
and I'm in it a lot this time I feel like you can identify me really easily

>>5538457
Thank you Mr. Anon.

>>5535793
fucking legend

>>5539856
I'm in this one twice!

i'm surprised this didn't get more views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3IL1RdyrGI

Settings: over 30 coins; first 60 players; fince last adjustment.

>>5540512
jeebuz anon... how do i even read this montrosity

>>5535333
The numbers in this thread make me happy

>>5540512
>GPU had to turn on the fan for a second to open this image.
Gets me every time.

>>5540189
Is she mooing music? I saw the cow thumbnail and didn't click because I thought it was gacha or something. SOUL.
I did it!

>>5538924
I know of one famous one (in nasfaq) at the least, but I won't say it until he does.

>>5540512
never buy towa

>>5540512
This is DEFINITELY going in the next OP, although depending on where the numbers are for tonight's F.U.C.K. reports, the OP might headline somebody that isn't Rushia. I'm also running low on Rushia images and don't feel like hunting.

>>5540512
Last adjustment as in 22nd I assume?
Funnily enough the "my history" section tells me I bought no Rushia at all when I now have 250

>>5540925
Add Towajellies.
>>5540946
It bugs out sometimes.

>>5540925
Just look for PekoRushi, Peko is Rushia2 at this point

>>5540925
CUNNY UOHHHHHHH

>>5541050
>Time to trade all my cunny for bunny.
That anon wasn't kidding, it seems.

I kinda want to work on ML again but not enough time on hands. I have some ideas to track coin movements and might try to implement them on Friday. One of them includes tracking transactions between players to see who gets cucked and who gets rich. Don't expect anything serious though.
>>5540561
Ganbare! Here's the same graph but without the 30 limit for those who dare.
files.catbox.moe/088qfl.png
>>5540707
I don't even have a dedicated GPU. Little x220 is pain.
>>5540946
Yes, 22nd.

such a nice rushi dip

>>5540844
I assume you mean me
I'd like to draw with you guys sometime

>>5541508
well I got a tablet lying around for kanji practice might be fun anyways.

>>5540512
>that single 50 Ui buy

>>5541508
17 bajillion hours with a trackpad in Tegaki.

>>5541755
Trackpoint*, even worst.

>>5540512
First one since zhonkbots. If we needed any proof the big circles where botters before, there it is

>>5541947
I wonder how high their electric bills would cost for a silly game

>>5540512
I scrolled around for 10 minutes before noticing Im in the center

>>5542003
You turn computers off? Forgetting the nuclear lightbulb I installed in my shower on costs me more money than any of my computers save for the one I actually cannot turn off, the file server. Properly configured idle desktops, even shitty old ones, use less power than an incandescent bulb. Any botting work you'd want to do for nasfaq would barely register as a blip above idle.

>>5542116 cont.
>>5542003
And you could probably run whatever Python bot they've got cooked up off something like a Raspberry Pi, which barely uses power anyways. Even if they've only got something stupid like an auto-clicker. If they're smart enough to know how to bot, they've already got one running as a PiHole or something.
MFW I finally go learn some actual Python to bot a "Sesame Street for adult males"-fake crypto game

>>5542003
Pretty sure I could rig up a script to bot clicks on a netbook or Pi or something and not suffer any noticeable dent in bills, and I haven't properly scripted anything since IRC was the main way to chat.

>>5542230
/msg xdcc_bot_420.69 get "Honk's Adjustment Algorithm.xls"
Fuck, if I spent even a quarter of the time I spend in front of a computer learning something marketable, I'd probably be rich enough to throw money around like this at real stocks.

>>5542230
As far as "chating" goes, it still is for me.

honk

>market closed
what happened this time?

Hi-
Just made a few tweaks to market volatility with the team that you should start seeing now. We'll observe how it goes, it's subject to change. Thanks

>>5542728
CEASE BUYING RUSHIA OR GET BOGGED

>>5542728
>tripcode
>honk
Nice.

>>5542728

>>5542728
Time to get bogged.

>>5542728
fucking finally. Will we see big drops now?

>>5542728
Are you making it more volatile to account for how every stock has no less than 200 coins?

>>5542728
I can feel the bog coming

>>5542728
Bring back the average views limitors for adjustments again

>pekora is increasing at $1 per transaction
goddamnit Honk

>>5542827
Things should move quicker now per trade, the daily adjustment algorithm hasn't been changed
>>5542843
Yes, the higher market volume is part of the reason

>>5542728
>>5542749
>>5542795
>>5542798
>>5542827
>>5542843
>>5542874
>>5542911
I just sold one Rushia to test the waters and she went down >$1. Fuck, I have positions I've been working out all morning that I need to change.

>Coins now moving 10x as much as they would before
>Rushia moving $1.02 per transaction
>Nabi moving at $5.90 per transaction
Honk you bastard.

>>5542911
Yes the problem is the buy and sell when shit adjusts up 5000 dollars from one adjustment to another.

>>5542949
Time for Nabi's second IPO.

>bought 1 Ame
>she increased $6
Honkchama?????

>>5542911
>Yes, the higher market volume is part of the reason
Yeah, when I was doing the F.U.C.K reports last night I noticed that market entropy was coming quickly. Too much volume making too many coins stable. Figured you'd come out with some more volatile changes for transactions.

That said, >>5542973 is still right and nobody ever adjusts down meaningfully anymore, but upward adjustments are insane.

Guys guys
What is Ask/Bid price?

Why is everyone still buying Kanata.

>>5543070
It's OK retardchama.
Ask: Price when you buy.
Bid: What you get for selling.
Since the coins are minted right when you buy them, it's the only way to put the "typical" spread in.

>buff adjustments and more money can be made
>buff volatility a few weeks later
So all in all I'm expecting adjustments to lean more towards preadjustment change and now you won't be able to get away with 20+ of a coin for adjustment plays. Takos are really lucky that honk decided to push out this change after they went all in on buying Ina

>>5543070

>>5543070
buy/sell price my friend

Hooonk!

>>5543053
If you think no one adjusted down meaningfully before today then it will even be worse from now on since dips will last even shorter. Though a lot of coins have had fairly big dips in recent memory so I'm not sure what you mean by adjust down meaningfully

>>5543120
Honk likely decided to push out this change BECAUSE of stuff like the massive Rushia buy-in and the Tako Wars.
I only reported on the Top 20, but I skimmed most of the other Top 100 wallets and ALL of them have a fuckton of Rushia.

>>5543120
This is going to obliterate shitcoins, or turn them all into perpetual IPO days. If any of you have cheap and/or low-volume oshiis, I'd suggest stockpiling before shit gets out of control. My days of day-trading 30+% are over, aren't they?

Niggers complained months ago about Gura's stock hardly going down when it adjusted up 3k and hardly going up when it adjusted down 3k. Now every stock does it and is just embraced.

So I was gonna whine about only being able to sell about 15~20 coins during adjustments before the price went down to normal, isn't this gonna make the situation worse?

never thought i'd see the day, fellow hoshiyomi. makes me wonder if you still play the game

>>5543215
On the other hand, people high on high-volume Oshiboards or people with high volumes over the Oshiboard's directors are basically set for life, since they can exert maximum control over the market.
I have like 3 times as much Iofi as the person in the lead on that oshiboard. I basically have full command over Iofi's price if I want, and the entire board of directors would have to run directly counter to me to stop any price I decide she should be at.

>>5543226
It is okay when a Japanese thot does it.

>>5543271
Yes. It was already difficult to make plays waking up a mere 45 minutes after adjustment. Now, if you aren't actively playing at adjustment time you will be rapidly unable to make signifcant plays.

>>5543271
Honk's going to make this economy worse than Zimbabwe. At least pair it with bigger dips because this will only exacerbate inflation

>>5543358
>because this will only exacerbate inflation
I'm retarded, but I think I was able to make a few cents buying/selling something with no transactions in between on a low traffic coin. honk, double check yo numbas.

>>5543356
Actually have to wake up at 6am now instead of 7am

>>5543356
Thing is, if I know a coin will adjust up I buy a bunch of the day before and take advantage of it at adjustment time.
For example yesterday I brought 30 Choco , Miko and Korone and they all went up, but I was only able to sell about 15 of each one before the price was back again, now I am stuck with 45 shit coins.
Now I would only be able to sell about 7 of each, meaning I should buy and bet even less. It only makes it harder to earn from adjustments.

It just occurred to me that auto-traders are going to keep buying.
Honk, markets closing turns off auto-traders, right? Otherwise, those people auto-buying Rushia at work are going to come back to a nasty shock.

>>5543596
>It only makes it harder to earn from adjustments.
While simultaneously reinforcing being present AT adjustment time for poorer players.

>>5543612
It did not turn off my auto-trader. Only paused it.

>>5541689
I could probably set something up an aggie on the weekend when more people can participate if anybody is down for that
>>5541755
thank you anon, I'll save this and treasure it forever

>>5543356
Great, I have to destroy my sleep schedule because of this
t. Person who has to wake up at 3 am

>>5543473
cont. confirmed BTW. Check the ticker in case I am in fact retarded.
5:26:36 PM nabi NABI SELL $5,215.12
5:16:33 PM nabi NABI BUY $5,215.07
There were no other Nabi transactions in between. This shouldn't be possible. It's only 5 cents, but still. Something is not right. If anything, the reverse should've happened.
>>5543596
I was thinking the same thing this morning about Ina, but in reverse. I only bought 8 and got rid of them all with enough time to have done it with 20 or even more because of how slow she was moving down.
>>5543612
They'd come back to an even nastier shock if it had stopped.

>>5543612
We should have an hour of increased volatility every day. Maybe make it RNG based from 2x to 20x

>people crying about not being able to make good adjustment plays 10 hours after numbers come out
fuck this, just change adjustment time back, as a yuropoor it was miserable but these babies don't deserve the profit

>>5543651
But I am present at adjustment time, now I am thinking it will not be worth it.

>>5543685
The sweet spot this morning was about 15 coins, now it should be 8.

>>5543661
what the fuck I missed a button

>>5543729
People just use auto buyers now anyways.It should go back to punish these people.

Holy shit thats crazy? You have to actually play the game for a shorter period of time instead of setting the zhonkbot to buy 144 Rushia a day and sell 144 Gura a day?

>>5543729
People are bitching about not being able to make the plays they know they need to make because they HAVE to be awake and in the game WHEN adjustment happens. For more high-profile coins, you might only get 1-2 cycles before it's pumped/dumped right back to the pre-adjustment value. Even for low profile coins you're not going to get a whole hour.

>>5543775
yeah but it would also makes the average oshicoiner's lives worse

>>5543661
>[File deleted]

>>5543775
It's the contrary. Playing the game now gives you less rewards. You are gonna see the same amount of dips/rises but with more flat time in between.

>>5543867
I don't think so. Look at the slope on Pekora and Rushia's 24h graphs, where I assume auto-zhonks have been buying consistently all day. Particularly Pekora's. It's like the slope itself went reciprocal from like 1/3 to 3/1.
The dips and rises are going to be way more intense. If the rich keep their usual play style, this is going to add volatility, fuck shitcoiners, and really ream poorfags that take big risks/don't keep liquid like me.
There was literally no reason to keep ANYTHING liquid below $1m net worth. "Put it all on black" for Gura, multiple days in a row, sell it all off for a huge profit, put each sold Gura into whatever dip coin people were buying, sell at that peak, rinse, repeat. For any of the higher volume coins, there was literally no risk in doing this whatsoever. And it paid like 40% daily with only minor babysitting of the auto-trader required.
Also, nobody is going to be dumping all of anything anymore Saturday at 12:01 AM.

Never buy Petancoin

Discord Haatons are going to send Haachama's price to the stratosphere.

you know, people would just revert back to divvy plays if they cant even profit off of adjustments right?

>>5544076
The only reason to dump last saturday was because of the double-upped views. Dumping post divvies was really never the play

>>5544222
I will.

>>5544094
never stopping

>>5544280
yeah and that will make the thread even deader than what it is right now. Oh well

>>5544229
I might still be right about the rest. Let's see what 9-10AM look like tomorrow. I think people are going to more easily be able to buy so much of something that it'll end up adjusting down instead of up, which is pretty fucking based.

Tamaki
Haneru
Patra
Pikamee
IPO WHEN

>>5542728
You just bogged all my cunny trading holy shit I will never recover.
still buying

>>5544444
I really want to be mad at you, but I can't with those digits.

>>5544444
HOOOONK
YOU HAVE TO ADD THEM NOW! THE DIGITS SAYS SO!

>>5544402
I'm assuming you mean almost everything mooning tomorrow and dumping on Friday morning

>>5544677
No. I'm going to start selling off adjustment plays before adjustment if they rise too far above today's pre-adjustment price, even if I think they're guaranteed.

>>5544444
>4 is synonymous to death in Chinese culture
is this it? is this how we beat winnie the pooh?

>>5544780
That's how everyone used to play before the adjustment change

>>5544865
Then I have independently arrived at the wisdom of the ancient ones.

>>5543356
that's how the game was for most of its lifespan. only recently with such high volume is it taking several hours for coins to rebound when before it would take maybe a half hour. We are working on scheduled transactions for a reason, the limited time you have for adjustment plays will be taken care of by making scheduled orders with a new priority system.

>>5542943
>>5542949
this is bullshit i have too much rushia now

>>5544994
The estimated fees will be shown up front, right? I still think that's going to price poorfags out of the game.

>buy my low volume oshi
>she increases by like a million dollars
thanks Honk didn't want to accumulate haha.

Hey Mcaffee antivirus anon, John Mcaffee just got suicided in prison with 3 bullets at the back of his head

>>5545044
You will see a monetary fee for multicoin orders up front, and you will pay for priority with a new currency system.

>>5545132
>NEW currency system
PRIORITY LEADERBOARD LETS GO

>>5545104
Holy shit, he ain't joking.
>>5545132
>pay for priority with a new currency system.
Naruhodo. This poorfag is anxiously waiting to see if it'll even be viable.

>>5545104
You sure it wasn't suicide?

>>5545198
It says he hung himself, not sure what that guy was on about. Pretty sure he didn't want to get Wesley Snipes-ed.

RIP in Pepeloni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg

>>5545198
he posted "If I hang myself a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine" or something like that

What the fucking fuck honk, I wake up and you've changed volatility on the spot?! I had your fucking trader running all night and now I'm fucked!

>>5541747
I cursed when I read that, her 3D is gonna be huge but I was already kneedeep in cunny. Subaru was no. 2 in being noticed and ui went completely under the radar (then again it was still 3k)

>>5542211
Every learning experience needs application, you don't learn carpentry without building your first shitty birdhouse, and no coding without silly projects. I learned json parsing and some css from the anime tiddies bust size index on /e/

>>5545104
heh... heh... how tf do I uninstall this shit
>>5545267
oh. fuck.

>>5542728
So if we all sold rushia, we could get her into the minus now before running out of coins?

>>5543120
Time to slack on oshicoining forever.

>>5545564
Only one way to find out...

was raiding all evening like the massive homo I am, only saw honk run bog.exe but everything in my queue still looks acceptable
tldr on the rest please

That's all interesting but it's that time of day again; time to talk about Numbers.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today.
>Total shares are at 122,270, which is a 6.3% increase from yesterday.
>Top 5 share volume increases are Kiara (+71%), Botan (+29%), Kanata (+29%), Rushia (+38.7%), and Towa (+29.4%).
>Bottom 5 biggest volume losses today go to Choco (-37.9%), Polka (-18.7%), Nene (-16.9%), Mio (-14.3%), and Gura (-13.5%).
>Rushia maintains her position as the coin with most share volume, at a ridiculous 15,970 (over 7k shares away from the 2nd place position, Pekora)
>Ayamy maintains her position as the coin with the least share volume, at a diminutive 209 shares (115 less than the second-lowest, Pochi)
>Average number of shares per individual stock is currently at 2,495, an increase of 6.3% from yesterday, which makes sense because that's the amount of total coins increased.

R.I.S.E. report for today forthcoming.

>>5545679
Sell 4,5k rushia or whatever her price is to make her $0 then superchat all your money to towa and quit.

>>5545810

>>5545679
>>5542798

Shit, I thought it was Thursday. I'm going to lose at least 1m between now and dividends.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>5546239

>>5546239
I don't even know what the point of this is when Holopoi doesn't reliably update at 7PM.
>all those 0s
>Kiara still at yesterday's value

Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Today's Starting Money is estimated at $61,045.80. Margin of error of approximately 100. This is a decrease of 1% from yesterday's value.
>The coin with the most growth in valuation for today is unsurprisingly, Rushia, with a +40.8% increase in value since yesterday's report. The 4 runner-ups are Ina (+15%), Nabi (+10.9%), Kanata (+10.2%), and Moona (+8.8%).
>The coin with the biggest losses today is Choco, taking a -20.7% hit since yesterday's report. Runner-ups are Pekora (-13.3%), AZKi (-10.9%), Pochi (-10%), and Risu (-9.2%).

Alright, so what's this all mean? Metrics would indicate on the surface that inflation is slowing, even if only slightly. There is less value in coins overall, however there are also more coins in circulation, and a lot of the valuation is focused in very specific coins. So what's that mean? Well, I'm not an economic genius, I'm just a numbersfag with a spreadsheet, but if I had to guess, I'd say it's likely that the higher-ups are holding a lot more liquid than they were before, which is putting a buffer on the rampant crazy inflation going on in the lower tax brackets. Dividends get beefier and beefier every week because people can get more and more coins, so more liquid comes into the system. But you can really only spend so much liquid a day, so higher-bracket players are moving less and less of their total liquid, but still earning money, so the cash piles up faster than they can spend it.
That's my take anyway. Feel free to tell me I'm a fucking moron or a secret genius. Or a secret moron. Or a fucking genius.

The G.U.R.A. report will be updated tonight, as it seems appropriate to update it before we can start seeing the full impact of the changes to transaction volatility, and the market is otherwise quite stable right now (compared to other times of the week, anyway).

>>5546447
ASCII...

>>5545775
Wait, with a change of ~1$ per share rushia will go into negative price after only -30% loss in volume which will surely happen as it was pumped up only because of the insane dip before.
HONK WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

>>5546310
What does it have to do with holopoi? This is just a celebration of the NINETEENTH HOUR, simply bask in it glory

>>5546566
just don't sell Rushia LOL
you're stuck with your shares now

>>5546612
not him but Im not planning to anyway

>>5546447
As a richfag I can tell you my liquid hasn't really changed but thanks to the use of honkbot I've sold and rebought all dividend coins this week resulting in a significant increase in my holdings of them at no real cost to my net worth. I have at least 50 more Holo/Rushia/Peko than I did on Sunday.

>>5546566
I don't completely understand the calculation behind transactional adjustments, but the current +/-$1 would cause the price to tank to 0 if roughly a third of the $RUSHIFER out there was sold back. There's HOPEFULLY something to prevent this, but if enough people got on board you could feasibly "reset" Rushia.

>>5546612
There's definitely worse bags to be stuck with. Seems like every other week we get somebody complaining about having to hold $MILK bags.

>>5546566
Oh fuck youre right. Also, the lower the volume, the faster she drops. Negative coins here we goooo

>>5546784
The rich will never sell Rushia though, they'll just keep milking her for divvies

>>5546566
surely the devs are smart enough to not let this be a thing that can happen... right?

>>5546960
Dont tempt me

>>5547095
If her divvies go to shit this week maybe a mass sell off will happen

>>5547145
I mean, as of right now Rushia has less than 7k views in the last 7 days....

Let me guess you guys don't just have autotrader set to infinity on your oshi's coin?

NGMI!

>>5547186
>she has fewer views in the last 7 days than yesterday
susanchama...

>>5547145
Good. More rushias for me
when the fuck is Ame dipping? I need to collect GFE coins

If Rushia goes negative it might bring out inner saviorfag in me. Might have to change oshis

with this update, Zhonkbotting is literally not a viable option anymore

>>5547555
>all honk is doing he doing to bog you
>he created /nasfaq/ in the first place to be able to bog you
>he will bog you
sasuga honkchama

Fuck, After Effects won't cooperate and I don't feel like making this entirely in AegisSub. It might come back later as a finer shitpost, for now you just get a shitty loop.

HI THERE, I'M CHRIS BERMAN. UP NEXT ON ESPN,
Will Pekora have to adjust her starting lineup after /nasfaq/ spent all day pumping her?
Can 35P handle a 3rd straight day in the red? How can they get out of the paint? Wrong sport...
Kanata, Mori, Roboco, Subaru - all had increases in daily views. How can they translate this into gains on the field? Market. Whatever.
Are Coco, Gura, Marine, Rushia, Suisei...and Kiara, all going to get Susan'd by poi and sidelined by the broker?
Will honk's changes bring about the great boggening?
Can any illustrator's coin stop being a shitcoin?
CAN THE BUCS KEEP IT UP?
Buy Ame, Deadbrap, Holo, Roboco, Subaru
THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
NOW! not really, tomorrow, at 9

sorry anon we only care about holo wrestling around here

>>5547821
You really don't want me to start making WWE ,or worse, D-X or nWo, style shitposts.

>>5547662
>Are Coco, Gura, Marine, Rushia, Suisei...and Kiara, all going to get Susan'd by poi and sidelined by the broker?

>>5546784
Noel has never been a bag. People have always complained about it, but unless they bought at some really retarded peak which basically never happened Noel has never really been a bad dividend.

Why are you guys selling Kiara? You know she released a cover right? You know Holopoi is slow to update, right?

>>5547889
I don't call the plays, I'm just a pre-game commentator. Take it up with the coach. I'll pick up any bags tomorrow.
>>5548009
I made some on the ride up, why not just pick it all back up when idiots stop panic selling at a discount? The changes mean a mass sell-off can tank value quicker.

>>5548009
I bought too much anon

Stop selling Chicken she doesn't deserve this she should have 10,000 shares in circulation she should be at 12k why the fuck is her stock so low she's literally the most talented hololive what is WRONG with you guys?

>>5548376

>>5547443
Sorry anon, I think I'm partially to blame for propping her up.

Towa? more like ToHOE am i right?

>>5548475
go eat another bag of Vtuber chips stinky sheep

>>5548539
I don't even watch her, I love this soundpost so much I saved it twice.

>>5548539

Here is the General Understanding & Ratio Awareness report for this week.

Couple of changes from the last one, so new key:
>Color Scaling on Total Assets indicates how many coins they're holding on a scale. Darkest green is holding the most.
>For # of Gura/Holo/Rushi, a highlighted value means that user could push somebody off of the Board of Directors for that coin, if they so chose to.
>Added Average Value per Coin.
>Color scaling on Average Value indicates weight of each coin in the user's wallet. Red indicates that each individual coin is more valuable, while blue indicates a more spread out valuation.
>In % Value/Assets, the highlighted % is the highest in the grouping. If % Oshi is bold, it is higher than the other three categories combined.
>Color Scaling on Valuation W/O indicates how dependent the user is on that coin for their valuation compared to other users. The darker the color, the less valuation they have without that coin. In a way, you can consider this a reorganization of the Top 20: Darker colors are closer to last place, while whiter colors are closer to 1st place.

Odd Trivia:
>LoliBaba is the only person in the Top 20 with at least 1 of every coin.
>yfp has an incredibly stable portfolio and you will never beat it as long as they're actively playing.
>A few of the Top 20 invested heavily in Subaru for some reason. I don't know why; I'm just an idiot with a spreadsheet.
>Every single person in the Top 20 invested heavily in Rushia. Rin didn't even HAVE Rushia when the last G.U.R.A. report was done. Most users that were in the last report increased their Rushia by at least 60%, with the exception of bread who still increased but has so much it isn't physically possible for him to make any real gains there.

As always, the full report details are in the Google Doc in the description. This report will be done every Wednesday at 8p from here on out.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to always keep informed, because an informed shitpost is a responsible shitpost, and informed FUD is the strongest FUD.

So where are all the people telling me Rushia was going to moon going from -900k views to 70k ?

>>5549506
I only followed them. I am no longer overleveraged on Lucy. Too risky.
>>5548376

>>5549301
>A few of the Top 20 invested heavily in Subaru for some reason. I don't know why; I'm just an idiot with a spreadsheet.

>>5549581
You were NOT supposed to tell them.

>>5549581
Yeah that'd do it.

>set up autotrader like a good autist after adjustment.
>leave for work
>come back home and only 4 transaction happened because chrome put my tab to sleep.
how unfortunate, time to make up for it tomorrow.

>>5549653
Subaru is annoying as fuck, the sooner people ruin her and I don't have to hold her anymore the better.

>>5549957
Subaru is cute I'm holding regardless.

>Sells on Holo, Suisei, Noel, Kiara
the reddit hours are upon us

The sooner I can dump all my liquid into divvie plays the sooner I can just skip adjustment and go to bed at a reasonable time. I can't even tell if I'm making money off adjustment plays, my leaderboard spot never changes.

>>5550055
You heard the digits. This is now Shuba territory.

I don't know anything about stock market and i'm having a stroke trying to understand anything about the thread but i think i might want to try this whenever i have some time

>>5550359
The only real difference between this and the real stock market is we get manipulated by shitposts and discord haatons, it gets manipulated by jews and reddit, the former is far more fun.

>>5550359
Look.
Don't buy Towa.
Buy Low.
Sell High.
All In on your Oshi after you hit 1.5m.

>>5550230

>>5546984
everything always worked out really well all those last times!
you'd have to be a total idiot to sell her right now, people still buy her on auto-trade as well, I think a good portion of buyers just plan to keep her forever or buy more if she ever dips near that again. I know I do unless she moons to something stupid like 25k

>>5547145
daytraders will never learn, will they. All these people selling their Guras fucked themselves as well.

IM FUCKING POOR IKUZOOOOOOOOOO

>>5550359
Most of the thread is shitposting and in-jokes/"culture"
The actual game itself is a bit volatile and hectic at times but starting out is a bit of a slow burn as you accumulate enough money to make the big boy plays. The difference between how I played starting at like 10k and how I play now at 10 million is massive, and even though the game has changed a lot in that time too I'd say the game is still stratified into different playstyles depending on net worth.

>>5548376
>stop
>chicken
>DOESN'T
>deserve
I won't even read this

>>5550880
Poor daytraders have no other options. I still need to see how today's change affects adjustment trades.
>>5551009
>I'd say the game is still stratified into different playstyles depending on net worth.
>>5550140
>Suisei
You oshiicoining? I don't want that div THAT much.
>>5542728
honk, how difficult (or welcome) would it be to have "zzz" or something show up on the leaderboard next to a player that hasn't made a trade in x amount of time?

>>5551007
I'm in the process of selling 40 or 50, she almost never streams after TokoMachi Radio and with a long awaited and delayed for months karaoke on Friday that chance is even lower. Appreciate the hustle though.

>>5549301
>>5549581
she also went for like 3,300 and also was already heavy in the coinage, rushia 2 not many cared about.
If you had enough liquid for BOTH you did that and now your richness will be unstoppable forever and ever.
Embrace the 50s-100s. Enjoy comfy.

>>5550055
>>5550230
It never was anything else. She may not be my oshi but I can easily see how she is someone's.

>>5551007
bro nice coin above that Suisei, you're gonna make it.

>>5550880
>All these people selling their Guras fucked themselves as well.
We sold for 20k, so did we really?

My Suisei MPP is nearly double what it was 10 days ago. I may have committed to the bit slightly too hard.

>>5552562
That's fine, if you fall I can rise.

>People are selling Rushia
Oh no, my newbie strategy of "just buy Rushia" is conflicting with my other strategy of "Just follow the crowd", and like a deer in headlights I find myself paralyzed in the confusion.

>>5554421
richfags can't sell, she will probably not dip hard

>$1,695.41 liquid
>Everything locked up in Rushia & Pekora coins bought at dirt cheap prices
Unless one of them absolutely rockets at adjustment I'm just gonna ride this til divvies.

>>5542116
>You turn computers off?
Turning your computer off when you sleep is good for the part health

I don't know how to keep my phone's screen lit so I have to leave my laptop on

>>5554941
Your developer option reps...

>>5554941
I think it's worse to keep your phone on 24/7 than your laptop

>>5540512
Invalid username...

I just changed all my power settings and fan profiles when zhonk bot came out so I could leave it on, I don't really know WTF I'm doing so I guess we'll find out come next billing quarter. No bog onegai.

>>5542003
JWU and I finally ran out of liquid. I can finally let my PC rest after 2 days

>>5554832
Ancient myth, most modern PC components are designed to be run 24/7. The amount of wear an idle PC incurs is very little and it's actually better to leave an older PC running nonstop rather than rebooting it every day.

>>5542728
I refuse to sell any of my Rushia

I like how the circles are all so fucking big now the names aren't cut off and I don't have to follow trades to work out which moonrune retard I am.
>157 Rushia 81 Subaru 64 Suisei
Yep, sounds about right.

>>5554941
Just run your laptop on a very low performance instead 24/7 and run it charging with the battery removed

Hi-
A new mechanic has been added to the daily adjustment formula whereby coins that are pumped too high throughout the previous day will now partially adjust downwards toward a more suitable market value which is calculated as per usual by various channel metrics, rather than crabbing as they have been in this scenario.

>>5556368

>>5556368
>Rushia will bog more
More Rushia for me

>>5556368

>>5556368
Honk, you've ruined everyone.

>>5556368
In other words, I should probably hold off on dumping a fat load into my terribly inflated yet sadly neglected oshi?

>>5556368
They're just going to pump this poor girl even harder tomorrow.

>>5556602
If you wont pump and inflate her I will.

>>5556713
We're now on a loop till Rushia depletes everyones' liquid

>>5556722
Is that a threat?

>>5556762
>>5556762

>>5556368
I'm surprised it never did this before. Adjustment should determine a target price and move towards that, regardless of where the current price is.

>>5556368
Can you explain this using a hypothetical example? How high is "too high"? How "partially" is the downwards adjustment? I assume the way it works now is
>System determines value that the coin should be post-adjustment
>If current value is lower, adjust upwards towards that value.
>If current value is higher, it adjusts downwards towards that value
>If current value is higher but only due to a certain amount of transactional adjustments, crab.
Does this just remove the last one, or is it something else?

Let's use an example that will never happen because it's dumb:
Nabi got an insanely good stream that a fuckton of people watched, so naturally the well-informed professional motherfuckers of /nasfaqg/ invested heavily in her, bringing her pricetag from $4k to $10k. At adjustment time, the system determined that the "various channel metrics" valued her at $8k, still more than her original value, but she was overpumped and is currently sitting at $10k.
What happens next?
>Nabi crabs and stays at $10k
>Nabi adjusts downward to $8k
>Nabi adjusts to some intermediate value between $8k and $10k

Getting this ready for when entire factions start to form around weaponizing the upcoming buy/sell order feature to take people down the leaderboard.

WHY

>>5556368
hahaha this has to be fuckiNG FAKE you wouldn't FUCKING DO THIS TO ME

>>5556912
Devchama here, the crabbing behavior now only occurs when the predicted price and the price are close. If the market overshoots, it'll drag it downwards (but not all the way) and if it undershoots it'll drag it towards where it was predicted to be, capping out at the value assigned by the system.
In your example Nabi will adjust to some intermediate value.

Disregard that I suck cocks.

>>5557002
she did a heckin streamerino

>>5557045
you make it sound like incremental adjustments rather than full adjustments

>>5557077
CHECKED

>>5557077
>honk 06/23/21 (Wed) 22:57:09 Disregard that I suck cocks.

>>5556827
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE

>>5557079
i didn't expect nabi of all people to actually stream so i didn't check

>>5557045
Thanks for the clarification. I now do not fear this update and eagerly await brainlets posting pink wojacks every single time a coin is overstuffed and dips.

I can now shitpost responsibly.

>>5557166
>>>5557077
>CHECKED

>>5557194
she does it like once a week

>>5556368
OSHICOINERS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5557179
>tfw no Green Chicken stock

>>5556368
How can I tell if this is a real post?

>>5557179
Its not a challenge, I just like the stock.

>>5557416
ctrl+f5 nasfaq or check floor

>they're bogging themselves with fucking NENE

Enenmi.

>>5557496
It could be worse, at least its not Kiara, or even worse Civia with these new rules

>>5557481
Honkler doesn't post on the floor anymore. Best you'll get is an update to the info page in a few days.

>>5557416
If some galaxy-brain registered a "honk" tripcode just to fuck with us I wouldn't even be surprised.

>>5557569
Civia doesn't follow adjustment rules.

>>5557496
Tomorrow is going to go one of two ways, and my poor ass is ready for either.

>>5557420
sorry very drunk for the second night in a row, thought you were trying to dethrone me or something. I want to pump nene so much you have no idea. I'm going to make her immobile, whereas my position on the leaderboard will be mobile. downwards. keep on winning, king.

>>5557416
you can't, but it isn't
>>5557673
who would do such a thing
ps. markets closed due to aids

>israel

>>5557677
I miss the old days where all the anons pumped and dumped civia

>>5557839

>>5557826

>>5557839
oh god, I'm actually genuinely unironically but for real this time going to be financially ruined

>>5557934
This is fine.

>1 million views
>no sub tick
Yeah Coco isn't going up
What a fucking shitcoin.

>>5557984
Just make this the next OP. As is.

zhonkbot: paused
portfolio: panic selling
ass: gaped

>>5557839
You mean if i buy 100 oshi coin the price will dip tomorrow? it's a win win right since i can buy 200 on the next day

I hate nasfaq now, Honk i want a refund

It's funny watching the ticker. The humans are selling. The unattended bots are still buying...
>>5558181
You can only buy 144 coin/day...

don't worry guys everything is supposed to moon tomorrow anyways so this update won't really affect us yet

>>5558335
>Limit how many i can buy
wtf

It's over bros. Next op just needs to be the DDLC Sayori scene but with Rushia and nothing else.

>new algo
>500k liquid
>volatile oshibard
>Ina dip tomorrow
Yup, it's NAFAQ time

>>5558498
>rratman disappear for one month
>he will miss Ina big dip

Why is everyone selling Rushia? She's supposed to adjust up tomorrow anyways so this new adjustment won't really affect her

>>5558601

>>5558601
>Patch Notes:
>Adjustment "target" is "fixed".
>Crabbing has been disabled.
>If we overshoot by overbuying, it corrects downwards.

Everyone please do the needful, I want to see what happens.

>>5556368
thank fucking God.

>>5534425
https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
may may coin when

>>5558696
>up 400 since adjustment
It's barely anything at most she will adjust down by 100-200 bucks it's not like she's gonna dump past 4200 when she's supposed to adjust upwards anyways

>>5558696
I've made my choice. If the divvies are good or bad I will hold my Rushia.

>>5558811
In for one trip dub dub.

>>5558385
there are only 1440 minutes in a day

Im only buying Rushia for the divvies in the first place

>>5557839
>The city of /NASFAQg/
Delicious. I'm already getting the screencaps for the inveitable bog OP.

>>5558852

>>5558811
In for one shitcoin.

>>5558882
>Minutes limit my buy
wtf...

>>5558966
Check the posts with good digits. There were 40 in this thread, including yours.

>>5558989
Did you get here today newfagchama?

>>5559077
day one...

>so many gets tonight

>>5559093
And you just now realized you could only buy every 10 minutes?
>>5559112
off by one

>>5559137
I never count how many i can buy in a day

>>5559137
back in my day it was every 15 minutes. and we had to manually pump our oshis both ways!

I'm going to buy my oshi's coin until I'm broke!

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>5559369
Matsuri paying me to take use her uohhhh

>>5556368
>coins that are pumped too high throughout the previous day will now partially adjust downwards toward a more suitable market value
about fucking time. This will finally fix inflation

HOOOOOOONKKĶ WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>people think this new adjustment will control inflation
It really won't, divvies are and have pretty much always been the main cause of inflation. This new adjustment is more so a fix to the changed adjustment time more than anything in my eyes.

Finally we will see pink wojaks every thread. Thank you based honk.

Despite going from -1m to 60k we still managed to buy so much Rushia that she crabbed so I have to wonder if that means any time a girl gets a susan day it just irreparably fucks them since negative days only seem to create big drops, never an equally big recovery.

>>5559600
THERE ARE NO BRAKES IN THE BOG TRAIN

>>5559638
It just means I spend my dividends over five days instead of one and I don't use zhonkbot to juggle coins I have lots of when they're going to have a bad day. It also means people who don't listen to this are going to cause red Saturday to be a thing now. That's pretty funny at least.

>partially adjust downwards toward a more suitable market value
tldr: all coins will be bogged down to day 1 post reset values.

>Market Closed

If people buy like they normally do after dividends then Saturday adjustment is going to be the funniest thing ever. I almost wish you'd held this back and dropped it Friday night like Cocogeddon if not for the number of people who would just ragequit like babies.

>>5559749
So rushia will go back to 600?

WHY IS THE MARKET CLOSED

>>5559867
Yes. honk saw all the nostalagia posting and wants to go back

how many times do I have to say that the market briefly closes at minute every night in order to archive the transaction history

>>5557203
Ogayu....

>>5559937
Oh fuck, i can buy 1000 Gura

>>5559959
>Market Closed
wtf?

>>5559959
So we should make a copy pasta to commemorate the twenty third hour?

You'd think the fact that the history page always rolls over at midnight server would be a giveaway as to the reason but chimps gonna chimp.

>>5560176
MARKET CLOSED AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

.........トワ
.........トワ
.........トワトワ
.........トワ........トワ
.........トワ
.........トワ

トワトワトワトワトワトワ
トワ...........................トワ
..............................トワ
..........................トワ
.....................トワ
..............トワ

RUSHIA WENT BACK DOWN TO 2K WTF

>civia more dynamic than ayamy

>>5560411

>>5560378
ドンタ
バイ

>>5560378
>トワ
>>5560528
>ドンタ
>バイ

>>5560378
トワ買っちゃダメ

>>5560453
>>5558811
Civia is the lab rrat for the new adjustment. Come join us, you can't lose more than $100! Probably.

>>5560635
cant I just watch and laugh as your house of cards crumbles around you?

>>5556368
based

oh no no no BROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

>>5561227
I'm taking my $20 in profit and leaving.

Anybody working on an OP?

>>5561318
Just slap a /nasfaqg/ at the new announcement with the pink wojak peko

>>5557839
>pekora dips tomorrow
>i get to buy even more rabbit for a discount