/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55410344
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Am I the last straightbro vestie that doesn't watch hologirls?

Ask and I'll grant you a wish!

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>55410390
amen
I thought OP was Flay wearing a skirt with his undies down at first

>>55410390
Amen.

>>55410230
If they are coming back to streaming, no.
The official account wont announce that, they just start tweeting again.

>>55410460
i NEED to rape him

>>55410460
large official Altventurer plush onegai

>>55410390
amen

>>55410456
Hold on there!

>>55410460
An actual scheduled one-on-one collab with Shinri

>>55410460
Be happy leader

>>55410460
I just want one sniff

>>55410460
Bring the boys back

>>55410613
Cute cute cute~

>>55410700
what does Magical Boy Altare smell like

>>55410460
can i paint bettel's toenails onegai

i love the OP art he's so cute uoooogh.

>>55410648
Has he never done that?!
Even Vesper had a one on one with him...

>>55410767
Vanilla blueberries

>>55410460
Bring back weekly HQ collab

>>55410930
Sure thing!
Just wait 12 days<3

>>55410849
He’s done tons of informal drop-in stuff with Shinri, but nothing scheduled to be just the two of them

>>55410930
what will they play though?
>zomboid
vesper had a month and a half to set anything up and still never hosted an event

>>55409998
That was because he only played Diced Dungeons twice months ago and nothing else. If he gets back, I want to see Slay the Spire in the fucking docket along WoW Wednesdays too

>>55410849
surprisingly vesper had many one on ones with Altare. Shintare really needs to start planning them

>>55410930
This is the thing I am most mad about, HQ collabs were pretty much verified to come back and then mystery hiatus

>>55410767
Blue raspberry, he’s been hugged by lots of slimes

>>55411008
Ya, like that dino game

>>55411028
he's done like eight FTL streams anon

>>55411097
Why did they never play it anymore? That game is so fun to play with friends I'm lvl130 in it

>>55411097
The cat fishing one, the Valo Shinri dropped in on that was on Twitch, a bunch of Minecraft streams, Rust, etc.

>>55411040
The world is conspiring against us.

is there any weight at all to the theory that magni and vesper have disappeared since tachibana has ostensibly self-reported that he was doxxing vtuber talents on twitter and 4chan and he likely has the personal information of both of them since they were working together

Hakka noises!

>>55411013
To be fair this is because Vesper is retarded and just made it open invite with no attempt to reach out to anyone. Pretty sure they'd all be on board with more zomboid at some point if he went out of his way to invite people directly.

>>55411335
No, not connected at all
weird tho

>>55411345
Hakka cute~

>>55410460
Release my boys from your sex dungeon

>>55410456
Nope, but most of us are probably spending time on other hobbies rather than shit up a 4chan thread

>>55411646
why is he so horny for rats?

>>55410767
Crusty dilf cum

>>55411408
It was extra dumb because he started it right after Holostars Rust when everyone was burned out and needed time to work on their individual projects

>Magmites die once Magni graduates
>Thread quality becomes significantly better

>>55411822
this but with altare

>>55411822
DYRBI

>>55411822
I can see disgusting magmites will keep sharing doxxshits in this thread even if he graduates

I love Altare very much <3

>>55412196
grimace shake~

>>55412559
cute bros

Caught up with a thread a little and saw this anon's post >>55409331. Am I remember something wrong or did people weren't really fans of that song when it came out?
Few days ago i didn't anything better to do, so i started transcribing it by ear and I noticed so much cool stuff that i never paid attention to before

>>55411335
Do you really think Vesper would disclose his personal information to anyone other than his close buddies and actual work management? He's autistic about that shit.

>>55411033
>surprisingly
How the hell do you think Altnowa came about newfag?

https://twitter.com/maguta_ro/status/1688113332648288256
>took her handmade nui of Hakka to holoexpo and showed it to him
>drew him an Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku mv within a month of its release
>might be the hakkito Izuru saw in the wild with an itabag
>cosplays Hakka

I want to be as dedicated as her

>>55412764
calm down sister lol

>>55412703
its a good song!

>>55412881
i wanna fuck her girlbussy

>>55412881
hakkito prime, i kneel

>>55412881
Damn, that's a really well made cosplay, she's cute too.

flay Q&A moved to tomorrow
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1688297854337470466

the bomb has been planted

>>55411408
Vesper's brand of retarded social anxiety will never let him directly invite people, it also prevents him from showing up unless he is directly invited.

>>55413241
When does it go off?

>>55413241
Now do the flashbang

>>55413322
in 30 minutes
>>55413409
I don't wanna get blind

>>55413241

>>55412881
She can save him from the Jungle...

>>55413192
manesan...

>>55413728
But she lives in Japan aka hell for tempus

I am so tired. I hope u guys are doing okay tho

Next tempus d&d campaign when

>>55410613
Cute as always drawanon!

>>55414113
*glomps you*

Here's a question to waste our time:
What would the best thing for Magni and Vesper to do, other than outright say something, to assure viewers at the very start of their next stream(s) that there won't be any reason to worry about a potential or impending graduation?

>>55414113
i hope all magmites a terrible evening

>>55414370
They could say a slur to cement that they're truly untouchable.

>>55414113
stay strong nigga

this is very out of nowhere but aniki's kyukurarin cover is so fucking good man. I love it so much.

>>55414370
Stream every day

>>55414370
Vesper needs to say yabba dabba do for the bit

Here's a question to waste our time:
If you could cut off one appendage of your oshi's to keep forever which one would you go for?

>>55414114
when Nowa gets back

>>55414817
give me magnis tongue

>>55414113
We're good. Make sure you get some rest anon. chu

>>55414817
Bettels ring finger

>>55412881
I can't even compare. I kneel...

>>55414817
I would not.

>>55414370
Their content and behavior will reflect it tbdesu

You can tell when someone’s really given up ex. Mysta

>>55414817
flayon's head, to fuck

>>55414817
Magni's fucked up toe I guess, it has lore.

focing your pathetic clown boyfriend to lick your pussy against his will asmr roleplay when?

>>55415042
Well, honestly the content of them both has looked like that for the last couple of months..... 1 hour zero effort streams, WOW spam...

>>55398014
Why did you copy from my post from half a year ago without context
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/41165676/#41176072
>>55400274
at least you caught that this was from HALF A FUCKING YEAR AGO

>>55415199
skill issue, my bettel tulpa does that every day

>watching the rest of Shinri's vod
>people randomly bring Nowa out of nowhere because of a campsite

>>55415199
>bettel vomits from consuming your rank unwashed fish juice asmr

Sea of Thieves anons, you win

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1688307692757254144

..is he gonna be playing sea of thieves by himself?

>>55415598
>>55415692
>>55415699
SEA OF THIEVES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55415692
Doxxel Syrios....

>>55415692
who's he playing apex with

>>55415769
I think that's the Niu collab he mentioned? If so, maybe Virtual Gorilla as he wanted to play with him.

Dingo....

>>55415699
Open invite maybe?

>>55410460
Please just go back to the way things were at the start, or something similar. I need the sense of camaraderie. That's all I want.

>>55415692
>fun (fun)
wdhmbt?

>>55415692
>>55415699
I kinda hope it's the first dingoose one on one but we'll see I guess

>>55415692
there's no way he doesn't know

>>55415692
I hope other boys join him for the sea of thieves stream. I don't know timezones so I hope is one where the other boys are even awake

recommended the SoT stream to my bf since thats his favorite game of all time which'll make this his first Tempus stream ever

>>55415921
Bettel promised VG sea of thieves, I want that first

>>55415699
Nah, considering how he went out to invite people for Chivalry, only for him to realize he wanted something more interesting, it would surprise me if he played it solo.
Probably Bettel, Hakka and... that's it maybe?

>>55415692
I don't want Sea of Thieves if it's not HQ

>>55416000
That's nice, I played SoT right when it first came out and loved the concept but it was too barebones. When I went back to it 1 years later I was surprised by how much new stuff it had

>>55416026
>Bettel
>Promising
Don't believe his lies

>>55415692
I'm glad he didn't schedule anything else on the day he might do the menshi stream, he streams twice a day often enough

>>55415692
KEK Axel, man

>>55415983
Yeah it's a good time for NA timezones, midday in northern Elysium is evening in the other parts of Elysium (and Xenokuni)

>>55415692
>DOES HE KNOW

>>55415977
We've had enough oblivious dingo moments that I could see it honestly

>>55416371
It would be significantly more funny if he didn't

>>55416424
imagine the terror

>>55414722
The managers have actually told him not to
Hope he does at some point tho, lol

seems like magnoir won't come back this week either

>>55416424
It would be fun if he had to reupload the schedule

huh? whats wrong with axels schedule? did i miss something?

>>55410344
go to bed, /MANS/

>>55410344
God damn look at that boy
S++

>>55416549
It's just a reference to an old meme. Don't think axelotl it's not good for you.

>>55416424
>>55416535
I don't get it

>>55415692

>>55416639
don't worry Axel

>>55416634
>>55416661

I don't get what everyone is referencing as if Axel just said a fuckup

caPtAiN LoOk

>>55411120
FUCK, Forgot the 8 FTL streams. I want more of those

so Axel can do that but if Vesper calls his manager a banana munching nigger suddenly its baaaaaaaad

>>55414113
Take some rest little critter.

The chance of Dingo knowing that video over being told is very low imo

>>55416819
What did Axel do

>>55416758
let's just say that it would be poor etiquette of this place in particular to explain why, and that if you don't know, keep it that way

>>55416819
it's just a little cheeky hee hee haa haa

I still don't know what is funny with that video. whats the point?

I'm so fucking confused, is there something 'yabai' about the captain look video

>>55417019
It's so fucking dramatic for something just happening in a video game

>>55417061
>>55417019
Try re-watching it now

>>55417061 (me)
Ohhh wait I think I just learned that the video clip has a familiar voice

>>55417019
loud = funny

>>55417155
rewatched it. but still not funny to laugh a lot like that.

who's in sea of thieves? my guess would be bettel, shinri and hakka? I'd be ok with this setup

>>55417418
Bettel really wanted to play SoT, so it should be safe to bet on him, Hakka had also accepted the Chivalry collab which turned into this so he should also be in.
Maybe Leader? He said he would release his schedule tonight

>>55417387
We're just laughing at Axel putting on schedule an old meme of someone we know now, that's all. It's not a big deal

>>55417515
Altare doesn't include collabs that are not on his channel on his schedule, but he accepts almost everything unless he is busy that day

>>55417418
Just Axel and Flayon

>>55417515
How do you name this variation of Shiny Spicy?

>>55417669
Shiny Spicy Spic Special

>>55415541
>he throws up directly onto you

>>55417668
no...

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I have too much I want to say but a brain not big enough to remember it all! Ah, but-! It makes me really happy to see that Axel's meet-n-greet tickets sold out so quick, he's so very beloved be a lot of people! I wish nothing but fun for him and the lucky axelotls during their session! I know he's going to just love meeting all those guys and make sure they remember their time fondly. He's always wanted to do this type of stuff- Axel loves us axelotls more than we really know- so I hope that by meeting some of us personally he finally sees just how much people love him!!! And on that one tarot card stream, while it was a few days ago, I still hope that it did something to ease a bit of his worries, they can always creep back up on you, but having someone speak plainly about what might be troubling you and talking about it is always helpful- even through the veil of it being called content. It's be nice to hear that he was able to take it easy this weekend because of it, or got some inspiration or something. I just always wish the best for him man, and I'm glad he's having fun doing various things- this week too has cool things planned!!! Pikmin looks like it's going to be a riot for sure! I love this guy too much, maybe. That's probably fine though, at least my anxious heart can get soothed easily these days. Ah, but anyway, I'll always be wishing this guy the best no matter what, silently or screaming as loud as I can (on the internet), and I hope that he eats well. Please always stay happy and healthy Axel!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55417669
Shiny Spicy Silly Spermo

>>55417669
Shiny Spicy Silly Spic

>>55417757
glad to see you being KYUTE as always!! axel LOVE axelotl prime LOVE

>>55412703
I'm not sure what the popular opinion is, but I had Top of the World recommended to me randomly on spotify without knowing Tempus. I didn't even watch vtubers at the time. I just thought it was a cute cheesy song I added to my likes and eventually decided to check out the boys because of it. So I've actually been a fan of the song since before the boys could even use brainwashing on me.

i can't stop thinking about him. at my pc lookin like this

Shiny Spicy Spic Silly Scholar Shinri Shota Magni

>>55417616
That meme video has such clown energy, I never realized it until now

>>55417946
magni's salty

>>55413854
Hell for HQ, we have yet to see how it affects anyone from VG

>doxxposting

catbox is down... wanted to share a moment of Shinri laughing at fishes again

Will he play Sea of Thieves?
Will he say the line?

>>55418197
The plural of fish is fish

>>55418153
>crying

>>55418153
in all fairness (which isn't much mind you), axel fucking started it

>>55418263
psishes

>>55418224
Knowing him, if/when the situation presents itself, he'll stutter exaggeratedly like a cartoon while the looming threat grows closer and closer out of sight.

>>55417946
ToT

>>55417894
People keep calling me cute lately, I don't really get it, but thank you!!! I love YOU! Very much and I hope that you're having a great day/night! A little kiss on the cheek for you, chu~!!! Thank you for always supporting Axel, and if you had the chance to get tickets, please have fun!

>>55416758
A very familiar voice famously said that quote

>>55418263
Incorrect, it's fishies

>>55415692
Well I never saw that meme and had to google it because of the responses. Instantly heard it. That's quite the coincidence(?). I honestly don't think he would intentionally do that.

Surely Vesper will come back this week right?

>>55417668
I would say my nightmare collab combo, but actually I would just instantly skip.

Does anyone have a height chart of all the boys together?

>>55418609
He will

has pako shown up to any streams lately

>>55418712
Yeah, I've seen him in both EN and JP

Can't believe who has done all the doxxpostings in /MANS/ is Axel

>>55418712
He was in Altare's post-cover zatsu

>>55418712
Altare's

>>55418609
i will find him and kill him and then myself if he doesn't

its over

>>55418609
Thursday will be the 30 day mark of this "break".
If they aren't back by then then I'm considering them good as gone honestly

>>55418263
Ackshually fish or fishes depends on the context

>>55418896
fix him. now

>>55418896
Glue him back together, he needs to STREAM!

>>55418896
super glue

>>55418896
Give him a new arm made of meat and pretend it's an "Akira" reference.

>>55418417
I was watching Bettel over a decade ago? what the actual fuck is this shit man this is too weird. Fuck doxxniggers and their "teehee does he know :^)" shit

send me your favorite nowa streams i don't know what to rewatch

>>55418609
I think it's genuinely insulting if they don't clarify this shit already. If they're gonna fire them, just do it, stop stalling. If not, then it's been long enough, release them.

>>55419021
The world works in mysterious ways doesn't it

>>55419025
all of the pre-monetization streams

>>55419021
where did Axel say that?

>>55419129
this.

>>55418953
>>55418955
>>55418965
i will build him better. faster. stronger with das over fucking Crayola lol
>>55418995
ok this ones funny so i will do this instead of tossing it

if me and 2 other friends request refunds from cover for our nowa birthday merch because the uncertainty has soured our desire to have it do you think that would push cover to say something

>>55418896
he jacked off too hard...

>>55418672
Heights from their guild cards
Change "cm" at the end of the URL to in for inches

Debut order:
https://multmetric.com/?person0=0-Altare-179-%2352abdb&person1=0-Magni-184-%23463162&person2=0-Axel-187-%23f4a40a&person3=0-Vesper-189-%23c8cbcf&person4=0-Bettel-176-%23ee3ba3&person5=0-Flayon-166-%23dc3a2f&person6=0-Hakka-174-%23cd99f6&person7=0-Shinri-185-%23b34b2e&currentMetric=cm

Ordered shortest to tallest:
https://multmetric.com/?person0=0-Flayon-166-%23dc3a2f&person1=0-Hakka-174-%23cd99f6&person2=0-Bettel-176-%23ee3ba3&person3=0-Altare-179-%2352abdb&person4=0-Magni-184-%23463162&person5=0-Shinri-185-%23b34b2e&person6=0-Axel-187-%23f4a40a&person7=0-Vesper-189-%23c8cbcf&currentMetric=cm

>>55419257
no

>>55419279
bettel is 180

>>55419257
No, you'll have to firebomb cover hq.

>>55419072
This + the fact that membership renewals.
Now that I think about it, maybe they're waiting the full 30 days to make sure everyones' renews, and THEN announce they're gone. It'd be fucked but smart.

>>55419257
probably not but i can become the 3rd friend maybe then it will

>>55419362
that or to make sure they sell all the merch

>>55419279
Bettel's actually taller.

>>55419419
if that’s the case we’d have to wait till the Copium merch ships

>>55419279
Whoa thankyou this helps me alot! I'm starting my drawing journey and I now realized Altare is not as short as I thought.

pilot on tha telly
https://www.youtube.com/live/swlRef5iIqI?feature=share

>>55419362
Actually I was about to cancel my membership but noticed I am 1st day member and decided to wait a little... All according to keikaku...

>>55419467
>dog treats
So Phantom does eat

>>55419072
>If not, then it's been long enough, release them
The weirdest part is that this has gone on longer than Coco and Haachama's suspension after the T-bomb incident. You'd think that'd be Cover's strictest punishment outside of termination to appease the chinks considering talents who had nothing to do with anything were also getting harassed.

>>55419328
>>55419467
rip, i guess they must've posted the wrong version of the guild cards back in the day, then

>>55418916
Remember when mans thought two weeks was a lot kek

>>55419689
posting HQ's animated guild cards while I'm at it

>>55419025
like anon said pre monetization streams NSO and WoW vods

i want to slap him and sex him

>>55418712
He was in Hakka's dokapon collab

>>55418609
Magni's gone too yknow

>>55413265
No, the reason he doesn't show up unless directly invited is because he's a vampire

>>55419763
god the sprites are so nice. hope we get an updated version of Nowa

>>55419895
you guys have gone completely insane in their absence

How many of you are holding onto your membership just because you are a first day member?

>>55419072
WATCH SOME WOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd5PEEjdhkA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVFTqy7DS7g [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjYNTizNABg [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKy1dQWv1Y [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DHYXptDDzc&t=1s [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqnbiJkINpE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luj5BmQc_p4&t=68s [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtaIu6hVXcQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkh4RO_FIy4 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYB54_pocsQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iswx11FkfZU [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSeupy8JOWY [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgWrs8skImI [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_GZNuqMx7k [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdycBlGVsUo [Embed]

Hakka is collabing with Rin this week.

>>55419985
ME!
but I also want to keep supporting them

>>55420037
who?

>>55420037
sounds like fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwmhPf4IhCY

>>55420076
i think its the chick that play Splatoon with Flayon

>>55419985
downgrading to t1 but will be staying a member until 12 months. if theyre not back by then im canceling

>>55420037
what fucking game is that

>>55420037
Nice

>>55420076
Rin Penrose of Idol Corp

>>55420142
Good

>>55420037
I like how if you have big sub count you can automatically collab with holostars.

>>55420015
Nice embeds

so how many sisters will bite the bait

>>55420179
is that the british dyke one

>>55420037
Hakyumes?
How we feeling after saying he rarely collabs with women

>>55420208
I think you only needs to be friends with them, anon. I don't particularly think the HyperX girl or the thai witch have big sub counts

>>55419941
The "Vesper is a vampire" thing has been a running joke since day fucking one, dude

>>55420275
Its easier to become friends with them the more subs you have.

>>55420285
autistanon...

>>55420285
"joke"?

>>55420285
how is that a joke?

>>55420262
Is this the bait?

>>55420324
This applies to literally everyone though?
Not even just in vtubing
That's how connections work

>>55420285
kinda obv he is one

>>55420336
You can't just cover up the fact that you're a tourist by calling everyone else an autist when they call you out for not knowing things

>>55420285
but he literally isn't

>>55420394
autistanon...

>>55420394
except im not the anon you originally replied to autistanon..

>>55420394
autist-chama you're the one that missed the joke

>>55420208
Make plushy or cosplay for your oshi, then he notices you, weak yume.

I was shit faced drunk last night and tried to make another life size cardboard cutout of Gavis Bettel because the first two weren't the right height and now this third isn't either. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I think I'm going to give up or just order a premade one, maybe if I'm really stubborn I'll figure out a way to do it myself because I have a feeling the website I'm using is causing the problem. I hope /mans/ anons had a good weekend...

>>55420623
how exactly are you getting it wrong? hope it works out for you either way, that sounds like fun

>>55420623
Anon do you have three large Bettel cutouts in your home

>>55420623
good luck with your Gavis Bettel cardboard cutout adventures, I hope it works out either way.
I have no experience with this but my well wishes are with you, good luck!!

>>55419985
i already cancelled, fuck them

super mario super jump on vesper's penis, break his dick for the power star

>>55421009
vespers dick melts like acid the moment its inside of a vagina sorry

>>55420394
>anon calls vesper a vampire
>other anon calls everyone crazy (in line with the "MEDS NOW" joke)
>you miss it completely and explain the joke
>I am now explaining the joke to you

>>55421009
only with my asshole

>>55420719
I DON'T KNOW!!!! I use this website that basically splits the image up and tells you how tall it'll come out and the website says 70 inches. then I take the pdf and get it printed at office depot and they all came out like 4 inches off ALL OF THEM ARE FUCKED UP

>>55421070
AXEL IS /HERE/

>>55421055
is that why he's gone?

Useful picture

>>55420623
I pray for your success, drop that pdf when you get it right so we can all have life-size ryona bait.

>>55421067
Bouncing on your uncle Nowa's asshole ToT

>>55421432
...how does that even work

>>55421150
is it because of the printer's bleed? or are they all REALLY small? i don't know how to help in this situation but it sounds like either a DPI or default bleed/padding issue

>>55421150
What are you gonna do with it? Will he just sit in your room and stare at you?

>>55421464
prolapse and fluffy from overuse, prime for bouncing

>>55421150
>4 inches off
Maybe it's including the margins in that count, so 70 inches includes some non-bettel space? ?

>>55420882
NO I haven't even cut them out, that's how pissed I am. They're all just fucking flat boards with Bettel glued to them. I plan on cutting them out eventually, but I'm so upset they're off. I plan on doing phantom next if I could fucking get this right first.

>>55420945
Thank you... I will do my best...

>>55420623
Ask that one guy for any tips on this sort of thing.

You know, that one guy? Him. Ask him.

Tell me about Axel Syrios. Why does he wear the mask?

>>55421548
vesties have normal fetishes challenge

>>55421618
covid, he doesn't want us getting sick

>>55421618
to protect himself from magni raping his face

>>55421070
>>55421153
kek

>>55421548
something is wrong with me why is this hot

>>55421150
Press ctrl+d and check the page size of your pdf

>>55419936
I was just wondering that the other day (The idea of making beadsprites from their guild cards has crossed my mind a couple times)

>>55421548
>>55421775

>>55421775

>>55421883
i'm sorry morf

>>55421351
>>55421498
Yes. He's part of the shrine.
I plan on abusing the ones that are deformed because I still haven't found that Bettel body pillow, if it even exists, and every time I see it I feel like I'm being mocked.

>>55421548

>>55422093
>still haven't found that Bettel body pillow
I am still convinced we got baited

>>55421499
>>55421565
>>55421776
That's what I was thinking! But the website itself literally says that once you cut the margins/bleed it's supposed to be 70 inches so either the website is wrong or office depot is fucking something up I DON'T KNOW I've done the math and if it is the margins then I'd have to get it printed a few inches taller, but i think the website is wrong or something because it also doesn't have the right paper size. It uses 8.5 x 10.98 instead of 8.5 x 11 so I think the website is just not good option at this point. I don't know...

>>55422804
Just pay a professional to make that for you, jesus anon

>>55422804
looks like you'll have to draw him yourself silly jobber

>>55417757
Thanks doc! Sorry I'm late!

>>55419021
Everyone knows who Bettel is.

>>55422804
I used GIMP with Gutenprint the last time I had to print out size-accurate Pepakura for cosplay props years ago. Haven't used it in ages, though. Good luck, anon

>>55423287
Jerma?

>>55422093
>He's part of the shrine
May we see it?

>>55423389
Cute

we’ll get an announcement soon right

>>55423389
nyawa-oji... i'll feed him lots of fish

>>55423507
Vesper Nyar

>>55423389
i want to rape it

where bird

>>55423588
nevermind

>>55423501
No announcement, they just show up at some point this week.

>>55423588

>>55421611
The rich prick clout chaser?

>>55423695
poor burb

>>55423695
that's me, i'm storm

>>55423501
The twitter announcement was in the evening for JST, so maybe later

>>55423749

>>55421611
I'm considering it. I watched some of his videos and the documentary to try and get an idea of how he does it, but he doesn't go into detail. it seems he does it on his own without a website or anything like that considering he also prints them on his own.

>>55422918
I'm stubborn and don't want it mailed to me with creases kek

>>55423749
Why are you hitting hermanito?

>>55423749
Be easy on his twink bootyhole

>>55423871
why are you approaching him

>>55423501
Magni's going to announce that Vesper Noir is a bitch ass motherfucker, then piss on the moon and curse out Obama

>[Notice Regarding the Return of Magni Dezmond and Vesper Noir]

>Thank you for your continued support of hololive production and HOLOSTARS English.
>We are happy to announce that Magni Dezmond and Vesper Noir will return to streaming on August 19th.

>We hope you look forward to their first stream since their absence, and that you will welcome them and their new bundle of joy into a happy future together.
>Naturally, there will also be merchandise to follow at a later date. It's gonna kick ass.

>>55424176
>new bundle of joy
ive been cucked...

>>55423206
Not at all! Sorry for leaving you alone for a few days, so I'll have to give you extra little kisses on the cheek to make up for it, chu chu~!!! Hope you've been having it good man, and are enjoying Axel's stream! He's really full of energy this morning!

>>55424176
Fake. The 19th is a Saturday, who comes back to work on the weekend?

>>55424176
no baby of theirs is a bundle of joy, it's coming out with a slutty dumpy and dependent on opioids

Magni wouldn't graduate without giving us farming week

>>55424176
>august 19

magni's graduation stream would be a begni only collab

No.... this can't be happening....

>>55424357
he's been doing a farming month for himself (the forgotten memberships)

>>55424490
ISRAEL

>>55424490
sasuga timetraveleranon

>>55424490
Can't believe John Titor likes vtubers.

has Magni repaid his debts yet

I had the dream where they both came back, except vesper had another model change and this one was hideously bad.

>>55424698
punished vesper
(pic is not hideously bad tho, it slaps)

>>55424698
How dare you disparage Morf 2.0

>>55410390
Amen.
>>55410456
Thanks to Axel. I have an appreciation for indies instead.

MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF I LOVE MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF MORF

>>55410460
Take me back. One year ago.

>>55425041
Ew

>>55424318
Chu~!
I don't really get how league works but I'm glad Axel is enjoying himself!

>>55425041
morf love!!

>>55423966
>I've come to make an announcement: Vesper Noir is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking mags. That's right, he took his vampire-fuckin' hairy dick out and he pissed on my fucking mags, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Noir Vesper, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
PPPPFFFWWWHHH
That's right, baby. All points, no hair, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He watered my magflowers, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Yagoo?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

>>55425160
kek nice

>>55423966
>>55425160
i will always, without fail, enjoy any reference to any of the sonic fandubs

>>55423966
I've come to make an announcement: Vesper Noir is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking mags. That's right, he took his vampire-fuckin' hairy dick out and he pissed on my fucking mags, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Noir Vesper, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
(Exploding sounds)
That's right, baby. All points, no hair, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He watered my magflowers, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Yagoo?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
fucked up the original post kek

>>55415692
>Captain looooooook!
Holy fucking shit. He's actually me wtf.

>>55423749
Stop hitting his asshole so he can stream already you fuck!

https://youtu.be/hGt5yL3H4U4
https://youtu.be/hGt5yL3H4U4
https://youtu.be/hGt5yL3H4U4

>>55425160
>>55425399
anon...

At least will always be able to take solace in the fact that Vesper's last words were hilariously "We're so back."

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsEdfKG54tE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsEdfKG54tE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsEdfKG54tE

>>55425676
This is a great game.

>>55425676
i opened the chat and was about to type absolutely heinous, what's wrong with me

>>55416819
Well yes because Axel has proof while Vesper is just spewing catalog nonsense. Everyone knows his manager is a yellow ass rice farmer not a nigger.

https://files.catbox.moe/nnhy2r.mkv

>>55418224
Can't wait for Doxxtellion to run the joke to the ground like everyone from Holoreddit.

>>55425833
thanks for the dolphin porn

>>55418609
This Wednesday. Probably.
>>55419881
He's fine. Vesper hasn't said shit after a month.

>>55425676
Magmites need to chill out wtf

>>55424490
Rewrite "Nijisanji EN" to "Hololive EN -Tempus-".

>>55425833

>>55425951
NEVER!

>>55419985
Cancelled mine till they come back. If they don't specify a date there's no reason for me to continue.

this game is cool, it makes fun of fat people

>>55425399
obligatory
https://files.catbox.moe/mtb3z4.mp3

i want to fuck a magmite

new rrat: vesper had to take off a whole month to prepare for his personal high holy day of august eighth. 8/8. vore day

>>55415692
>CAPTAIN LOOK!
what do you think /mans/? is our jester gonna recreate this legendary moment?

>>55420037
The Prince's Royal Prerogative.

>>55425872
i jobbed don't make fun of me!

>>55425951
I don't think so.

>>55415699
It's a fucking tempus collab morons, jesus... did you not see the last stream?

>>55415699
magni and vesper are going to return and board the tempus ship so they're sailing the same boat together, then they close the stream

>>55423287
Everyone is Jerma anon. We are all made in his image. Jermesus Christ if you will.

>>55426414
>Jermesus Christ if you will.
I won't.

>>55426089
I misread that as whore month

>>55426461
potayto, potahto

>>55426414

They're not coming back at least until after August 10th, I guess.
Man, at this point I'm just hoping for a gen 3 soon cause 6 members is too little.

>>55425664
It's so fucking over

>>55426555
There's no need for another gen, that would honestly be detrimental. Just one more person. An actual fucking gamer who can sing I guess.

>>55426555
Seek medical help.

>>55426555
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. IF THEYRE NOT EU DON'T FUCKING BOTHER.

>>55426555
All Tempus needs is male irys

>>55426858
aruvn... doko...

>>55426858
male nerissa*

>>55426858
tempus has enough stupid people

>>55426858
An average singer lewdtuber that speaks Japanese?

>>55426905
If the rrats are real. He fucked up his rep in the corpo world because of the leak. Very likely no one's gonna pick him up unless they're willing to clean up the mess.

>>55426968
Yes

Please come back

Dave The Diver has so many different minigames, Hakka is gonna love it

>>55426924
Now that I would like

>>55425704
I've never heard of this game, but it seems like a very fun game.