/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

>>55401281
thank you for the link anon, it feels more like she was looking for a new series to binge and got recommended it than planning to do a watchalong or something

>>55401559
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY

I'm so in love with this adult child.

Gura's pubes will grow back. Kiara wont be there to shave her all the time.

>>55401749
No they won't. She doesn't grow them.

Looks like Gura isn't able to match EN3's views.

I want to touch Gura's tralala

>>55401915
Post your bait in /#/, nobody cares about thst shit in here.

I need to convince gura to never shave her bush

>>55402110
you can't shave what isn't there anon

Nice Mario movie watchalong, chumkeks.

How are (You) gonna have cybersex with Gura when she finishes building her ASMR love nest?

outdated by cute doggos

>>55401915
>>55402486
based and Adventpilled

>>55402486
Gura loves her kouhais tho, especially them.

>>55402381
She will never finish that love nest because she attached loud ass fans to everything for fear of overheating electronics. Even in the pre-recorded Tell Your World you could hear them.

>>55402381
Haptic feedback, the truest form of cybersex, is going to happen at conventions long before you'll be able to cybersex Gura in the privacy of your own home. Public sex...

>>55402556
Well yeah, she better appreciate them considering that they're the future of holoEN.

This is /ggg/ right?

>>55402681
yes, but there's a niji/tempus yab in the catalog if you're wondering

She's so cute buds, I can hardly handle it...

>>55402681
Pay "them" no mind.

>>55402748
I wasn't.

>>55401915
Looks like Advent is already falling off hard and it only has been 1 week since debut. Their numbers are pretty unimpressive for a new gen. Even their karaoke can not beat curren Guras karaoke. lol

>>55402598
I love Gawr "Firehazard" Gura

>>55402645
why are you setting yourself up so hard?

>>55402894
sounds like cope to me, the doggos are providing the true "holoJP but in english" experience that gura never could. they're the future of Hololive

>>55402681
This is /ggg/ and some melty from catalog spill over when some other shit happen.

>>55403019
keep telling yourself that, newfag
honeymoon phase will only last for 3 more weeks at most

lmao he's replying to himself again

>Holo vs Holo
Nignog mindbroken beyond repair at this point

>>55403111
>honeymoon phase will only last for 3 more weeks at most
Those "3 more weeks" are going to turn into "3 more months" and then "3 more years" before you know it, and you'll still be here coping.

we are so back that it doesn't even seem real

>>55403241
meanwhile their very first karaoke has barely more vod views than gura playing a 1 year old fangame lol

What was she busy with on Friday?

Reminder: BigFish is real.

>>55403241
>>55402995

>>55403205
>>55403303
>>55403375
Thanks for your service, dinobud.

I don't know what's going on, I'm just sitting here on this comfy Sunday loving Gura.

>>55403411
/ggg/ needs a bit of dino everyday

>>55402486
The dogs are pretty much the only other holo channel I watch now so this bait you're trying isn't working

>>55403357
Sleeping after playing HoloCure to 2 am the day before.

>>55403357
holocure

>>55403111
nta but comparing advent to council is kind of dumb because council didn't really come out swinging the way advent did, they were completely fine with being the miller lite version of myth with advent seems intent on being its own thing
I don't think it's at all unreasonable to expect them to gain traction rather than lose it in the next few months, plus they have both gen 3 magic and a genuine cute and funny member in their ranks

I'll never know why numberfags put so much into ccv when its the least important metric there is. VOD views and sub numbers are what most people look at.

>>55403542
>>>/vt/numbers
FUCK OFF

>>55403375
>>55403593

>>55403465
that's based, though
you're not watching trash like ina or kiara so it's not like any of the girls you like have any chance of being forcibly graduated desu

calling kiara trash when Gura is probably watching her as we speak

>>55403542
>gain traction
Holy newfag. Numbers dropping significantly after a few weeks after debut happens to literally every single gen. You know what novelty buff is? People will move on after that has worn off. Its the natural way of things and it will not change.
>a genuine cute and funny member in their ranks
who is already the deadweight of the gen with the worst numbers

>>55403542
I've seen the same posts here after Council debuted, and then again after HoloX.
>no, THIS time the debut buff will last forever! Gura Killers for real this time!
It's all just retarded shitposts to me now.

>>55403720
gura watches trash all the time, is it really surprising that a girl who watches tiktoks for hours on end is fine with garbage like kiara and ina?

Look like the shitposter effort dwindled quite a lot, much like their brain.

I want to guzzle Gura's bisquick

>>55403768
this "THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!" shit is so funny to me at this point

>>55403848
They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.

>>55403357
Me.

>>55403768
>Shitposter
>Brain

>>55403978
You wish, FATFUCK!

Remember when she basically MURDERED Dino Gura?

I hope Gura would return to Minecraft soon. Her comfy and laidback streams are her peak.

>>55404128
worry not, dinogura has been bulking

>>55404128
I can't believe she threw her across the room like that...

>>55404128

>>55404216
she will try to snipe advent when they play it

>>55404128

>>55404325
Gura is plotting something. I'm thinking a select group of holos are going to complete the kouhai bullying cycle.

>>55404395

all I need is Gura to say I love you and I am putty in her hands once again

>>55404285
You can hear the power of that throw, Gura relax!

Don’t drop it.

dorito game good

>>55404609
This ebi looks like if I poke it too hard it will explode splashing blood or something and give me a debuff.

What percent of Guras total body weight is her tail?
At least 50%, probably more, is my guess.

what flavor of doritos did Gura say was the official Holocure flavor?

no stream today it seems but that was expected

>>55404483
When's the last time she said it?

>>55405044
cool ranch, I think

>>55404888
What debuff would ebi give? Hunger?

Sweating shork

>...

>>55405263
God that puffy, wet cunny looks so inviting.

>>55405044
ranch or cool ranch

I don't think she should compete with Bijou head on again, she didn't win that one.

>>55405488
Her stream has more views than bijou. Its fine.

Please stop, no one cares.

>>55405263
IMAGINE the SMELL

>HoloID cup on 13th
More Minecraft soon

>>55405690
rat titties tempting me

>>55405488
>Guras VOD has way more views
OH NO NO NO NO

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

shabu shabu
shabu shabu shabu

>>55405488
Its amazing how pebblefaggots do not see that Bijou actually fucking lost hard.
>plays super buff game + honeymoon buff
>gets barely more ccv than gura playing a 1 year old fangame
>loses clearly at vod views
rumao stop embarrassing yourself so hard already

Do you numberfags not have your own thread to argue pointlessly in?

>>55405690
Stupid rrat showing off her stupid boobs, leave.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>55405690
Why is she showing her boobs instead of the actual attractive part of her, the teeths

There is whole thread on this board wholly dedicated to shitslinging at each other over numbers, and it's not this one, you gigafaghots.

>>55406048
she got bullied out of /#/

>>55406233
Then go fight for her there, whoever she is

Hololive... only grows stronger >:3

Praise my wife, she's amazing.

>>55406233
>she

>>55406453
I want to pet Guras head and call her a good girl until a wet spot forms in her panties

>>55406453
I really like her tired voice giving out it's cute and she's more unhinged when she's like that

>>55406892
I hate underscores

>>55403357
>woke up at noon at the earliest
>made pancakes
>watched mumei's stream
>watched the dog twins stream
>holohomework

>>55406453
>>55406892
>Kiara tells Gura how cute she looks when she's dancing
>Gura gets flustered and can't function anymore
God just imagine telling Gura what a good girl she's been. She would melt away on the spot

>>55406453
I love you, Gura! I want to pat your head, call you a good girl, tell you that you did a good job, and that I'm proud of you!

>>55403768
how would holox be gura killers when lui is the only one fluent in english and she is the hag/runt? La+ was a numbers fag, but mostly only speaks JP. Koyori and Gozaru really stick in their jp lanes and even Chloe doesn't spam EN shit that much

>>55407261
Man I remember when people uses chloe and la+ to shitpost against gura too…

>>55407415
The difference is those are JP, meaning almost nobody on this board watches them, whereas the twins will be watched. Fuwamoco shitposting is here to stay.

>>55406892
reminds me of g41 from girls frontline ~homete homete
I think gura would approve her

>>55407649
Fuwamoco? You mean the ones who are currenlty getting sub 10k ccv? LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Thank god for Advent

>>55408076
I'd hate to imagine someone like you being a real chumbud and that I would share an oshi with you

>>55408043
Is that game still alive?

>>55407415
shitposting with chloe and la+ is so fucking dumb though because most ENfags are ENfags because they don't speak nip

>>55408043
Cute, would masturbate to.

>>55408043
I'm interested.

>>55408153
no idead I stopped playing years ago but when I searched for that image google autofilled girls frontline 2 so maybe that's a thing?

>>55408136
fuck off that faggot is only getting what is coming to him

>>55408192
>>55408206
https://exhentai.org/g/2229182/bbbdd8e27c/

I only watch Gura, her fembuds, and her allies. Advent are neither fembuds nor allies. Fuck em.

I think shitposting between holomembers is extremely retarded. Just be grateful that the only thing to shitpost about is who's wracking up the most of these insane view counts rather than worry about who's getting canned every other week like niji.

These contain Gura
https://hololivecity.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/hololivecity/img/tour/vo-htcheckin_en.mp3
https://hololivecity.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/hololivecity/img/tour/vo-tkcounter_en.mp3
https://hololivecity.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/hololivecity/img/tour/vo-htbdtime_en.mp3
https://hololivecity.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/hololivecity/img/tour/vo-htcheckout_en.mp3
https://hololivecity.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/hololivecity/img/tour/vo-tkdcy_en.mp3
https://hololivecity.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/hololivecity/img/tour/vo-tkdmp_en.mp3
https://hololivecity.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/hololivecity/img/tour/vo-athome_en.mp3

Why are you so horny today, chumbies?
Overloading on Gura love?

>>55408900
I get these are hololive city but where are they from?

>>55408994
>today

>>55408994
I need the kani

>>55409002
Pages on this site
https://hololivecity.hololivepro.com/tour/vo-htcheckin/
There doesn't seem to be a place where they're all listed so I just linked the mp3s

Kys (kiss your shark)

>>55409115
Interesting, thanks

I feel good.

>>55409403
https://youtu.be/LbXwEUbIeRM

i'm going to superchat another girl other than gura for the first time tonight

My sharkwife

Is it weird that I only find Gura cute? Gura has given me an appreciation for cuteness, but only with her do I actually feel something. Only with her do I feel something like "AAAAA I want to squish her cheeks and pat her head" tingles in my brain and heart going doki doki.

Sex with a fembud.

>>55410146
It's okay, anon. It's what Gura would want.

>>55410375
Its not weird at all bud.

some of you guys need to chill
its okay to love gura but some of you make it your personality and I don't think Gura would want that either

there is something i realized after debuts and with goombas new activity - despite me being a takodachi i can say:
the shork is a cunning and unique creature - no matter how much seething antis do she'll stay one of the best vtubers in the world - and despite her flaws i still enjoy her content every time she produces something.

>>55410565
Don't worry about that bud. I make sure to do my life reps for gura everyday so that I can make her proud.

very organic silence

>>55411001
She did say she was making pancakes today

She is my shark wife

any sound posts people want from the last stream?
i still need to go through the mumei/gura stream to find some but i'm a lazybud

Gura is my Gurandma.

>>55411475
I still have to rewatch the VOD, so I don't have a timestamp, but I'd like one where she tells us that she wants to protect our smile if possible.

>>55411475
when she calls us darling

>>55411092
also sleeping

>you wanna play here...

>>55412102
>or here?

A really nice smelling girl just passed by me
My first thought was of Gura smelling like that
How do I get shark out of my brain

>>55412174
>>55412102
Why does this look so scary?

just took a shit that was over a foot long without breaking up

>>55412102
Bed please. A crib seems like it would impede sexy times

>>55412102
She looks like a png that was cut and paste there. you need to bake her lighting into the scene or something

>>55408900
AAAH, MY WIFE, I NEED TO MOVE TO HOLOLIVE CITY TO LIVE WITH MY WIFE

>>55412403
no, it gets worse with too much light

>>55412306
No way I don't believe you. Do you gargoyle over the toilet too, Enny?

>>55413027
NTA but I stand on the toilet seat hunched over so I can make a nice splash with my logs.

Thank you goob, no stream today. I don't gotta stress about getting a comment read

>>55412580
This looks like a horror game.

>>55413027
it went out super smooth and looked like ring bologna

I wonder if Gura still stalks our twitters sometimes.

>>55413764
nah. too much junk to go through i'd imagine

>>55408900
wow I can't believe there's actually content from holocity. thanks for posting these gura cute

Does anyone have the animation of Gura making fun of the bald man from the Pokemon Diamond remake? I used to have a webm of it saved but lost it when my hard drive died. I haven't been able to locate it again. I'm not even sure who animated it.

>>55408900
THE BIG O FERRIS WHEEL

>>55413764
She doesn't stalk me. I only made a Twitter account because I felt I had to. I got gotted.

I love and hate dhl
On one hand they have consistently gotten my gura merch to me days early
But they also deliver my gura merch 2 hours before I get off work
I am being teased by the knowledge guras valentines card to me is sitting there and I can't have it

>>55408900
You didn't forget your Hololive Airlines acrylic diorama at the hotel did you?

>>55413764
She still stalks the chumbies that like and retweet a lot of cunny, like me.

>>55411475
the twins thing was cute. you could probably scavenge a clip to make it easier.

>>55413764
Yeah, for sure. I'm sure there are times when she's bored and clicks a random chumbie profile or one that she remembers and likes. I'm not going to guess how often that happens, but that it happens, I am certain.

>>55415439
Is that same sameido shoving a wooden pole up her ass

Gura kissed me and called me darling

So, what even is hololiveCity exactly? Most of these recent projects I don't really get.

>>55415843
Nyo she kissed me and called me darling!

>>55416005
It's a real city in Japan with tons of Hololive stuff.

>>55416005
I think it's collaboration with some japanese resort, they just dressed it up with holo stuff, serve hololive themed food and drinks, cardboard cutouts of holos on every corner, etc.

>>55416206
>>55416231
Ah, I see. Makes sense.

Gura didn't kiss me and she called be a loser

Something is wrong with my oshi.
Gura has been streaming regularly and long. Her recent stream is like seven hours?
I know goob, my adorable shark. And this is NOT typical behavior of her.

I want to give the stinky a stinky~

>>55416534
what if something happened to her personally and shes just drowing herself in work to ignore it?

>>55416534
She's in a good mood and one that makes her want to stream
Sometimes people feel differently at different times

>>55416534
This is just Gura (forma de flow), enjoy it while it lasts.

>>55416667
thats gabby

I want to give Gura flowers...

i have had no motivation to do things ever since the concert
i want to go to holofes and meet some cute japanese fembuds...

>>55416720
>>55416727
>>55416760
Going from one of the longest Gura droughts to a torrential flood of content is appreciated and I love her for it, but the behavior both before and now are two extremes that were and are unusual to say the least. I'm only a lowly chumbie. Perhaps she divulged more with her membershrimps.

>>55416806
sry, I posted the wrong image

>>55417200
she doesn't really get personal with us anymore, even in membership

My face keeps looking red and dry in the same places and I can't stop scratching at it. I work a lot in freezers, is that part of the problem?
It happens around my eyebrows and nose.

>>55417316
Lots of blood vessels in that area so they're generally fairly sensitive. Unironically do you moisturize enough?

>>55417266
what would make things personal for you? I’m curious because she’s been more personal now than most of 2022.

>>55417316
stop scratching it. wash the area affected and apply an anti-bacterial ointment followed by subsequent nights of a not greasy lotion of your choice. If it continues for more than a week, contact your PCP if it worries you.

>>55417316
yeah. my skin gets gross in the wintertime. need to moisturize.

>>55417200
Two extremes is exactly what is normal for her. Maintaining either indefinitely is not. It’s not really that strange either, for instance with video games in general I will play several over a month or two and then none at all for a couple months, then repeat. Some people operate that way

Does anyone have the timestamp for the twins talking about Gura last stream?

>>55417381
I won't lie, I use moisturizing cream but often forget to use it. It does help when I actually use it.

>>55417385
She's been more personal now than she ever has been. Fuck, she opened up about her IBS the other day after hinting about it for years.

>>55417385
idk how you can think that unless you think talking about eating boogers and having zero filter is more personal
she's very closed off in how she really feels and we have to force her with red supas to reveal anything

>>55417841

>>55417381
nta. I never use moisturizer, probably should after taking a shower, since my face always gets so oily after I use shampoo.

>>55417841
What are you even talking about, just her general conversation about random topics, how she’s been feeling about streaming and traveling and what she feels like doing next, she’s been so talkative and open about stuff recently

>>55418158
ignore larps

I have hot showers and go into freezers shortly after. It probably doesn't do my skin any good.

>>55417200
You're not wrong, I'm just trying not to overthink it and enjoy what we do get when we get it. There's obviously something going on with her, likely both mentally and physically. She has briefly mentioned having "flare ups" with whatever her digestive issues are and of course she doesn't sleep well, so I'm sure that's part of it. Don't think there's much we can do except show her our love when she is around.

She also did say she'd try to communicate better during the members karaoke she did earlier after an SC about it. It seems she's finally starting to be less busy lately and is energized by the new gen, so that's given her motivation to stream. Hopefully the inevitable ebb to this flow won't be as dramatic, but we'll just have to see.

>>55417908
>>55418158
>>55418215
feel free to reveal any new information other than her talking about her sleep schedule
i know you guys have a post-stream high but every other EN regularly talks about more personal stuff, just not Gura.

>>55418407
>please spoonfeed me
no

>>55417200
Pretty sure, she will once she weens off that Holocure need for a while. We just have to ask her stuff once she does membershrimp content again.

>>55418445
The troll has now successfully shut down all Gura discussion as nobody wants to talk about anything for fear of spoonfeeding him.

>>55418512
Yup, go watch streams.

>>55418445
>>55418512
wow, yes I am such a troll, looking at all her enormous quantity of members post, such as h and :3
im glad we have such a berth of knowledge at our disposal

Reminder: The ocean may be big, but Gura's love for you is bigger!

For a place that claims to hate discord and reddit so much, you guys sure act a lot like them. In fact I could probably have better discussion about Gura there than I could here.

>>55418720
Why are you posting this off-topic image?

>>55418696
bye then!

>>55418696
Depends on what it is. As long as it's positive and not discussing cunny or an other forbidden topics, then sure. But if you want to talk about anything remotely controversial, too bad, banned.

>>55418696

>>55418801
>>55418855
Still waiting to learn more about the personal information Gura has divulged this year. You said it's more than ever, surely you wouldn't lie, right?

what could her next outfit be? baby is such a weird hint

Gura play de bideo gaem, she lub me.
(ignore the fact that there hasn't been any special streams this year and she's pretty much entirely ignored paid members)

>>55418993
It's literally this.

>>55419024
T o T

>>55418993
Some sort of pajamas would be my guess. Could it be a onesie, maybe?

>>55418993
I think it's a comfy onesie and it's why she's delaying on watchalongs, because the outfit is SO CLOSE and she wants to use it to watch them.

>>55419145
that's my guess too

>>55418582
What the fuck do you even want her to say? Why are you so convinced there’s information she’s withholding from you, have you considered that maybe the only things there are to tell you about is sleeping, baking shit and watching top gear clips in her bed? That maybe she doesn’t really have anything more to tell you, and you’re mad over not hearing about shit that she can’t tell you about because it doesn’t exist?

I'm so horny for this girl I love.

>>55419023
>there hasn't been any special streams this year
retard

Why does Gura want me to suck up her puddle so much?

>>55419444
I will bake her into a cake, fill a Gura shaped mold with her batter and make her whole again..

>>55419444
you heard her talk about the vore bowser game again earlier. she NEEDS to be digested

>>55419444
She wants to be consoomed. I like that she even told us the exact flavor to imagine. It was blueberry, salt, fish and essence of ocean, right? I'll have to watch that part again.

I need a fembud in my life.

>>55419405
Name one
>>55419311
I'm not arguing against that, I'm pointing out to the person that said she's being more open than ever in 2023 when that just simply isn't the case.
It's pretty obvious none of you have ever had a real girlfriend, since you are the most easily placated fans in the fucking world. She doesn't even need to lovebomb you guys anymore and she knows it. Just show up and say hi and any transgressions are immediately forgiven.

>>55420067
Valentines date. Retard

>>55419935
Would you choose a fembud over Gura herself

>>55420102
That completely half-assed, now privated date that she said she wanted to re-do? (But never did)

>new ip
>new ip
>new ip
just get to the doxx posting already

>>55420222
Yeah... Hopefully that's part of her plotting

>>55420303
Gura deserves better fans. I miss when this place actually cared about Gura rather than themselves. You're so afraid of losing her than you don't bother to encourage her to be better. Just look at that recent reaction to the superchat that encouraged her to communicate more.

>>55420515
nta. I celebrated that superchat and the reaction she had to it.

REPENT CHUMBUD

>>55420222
>i-it doesn't count
typical, also management telling gura to ptivate it somehow makes it less intimate? ok? I guess all unarchived karas have 0 intimate moments now

>>55420515
It feels like you are just fighting windmills anon, gura is improving and you are getting mad people are happy about it?

>>55420667
I haven't goomed in several days and I might explode

>>55420864
In what ways is she improving? Some JP members are approaching 5 years and they're doing better than ever. Constant communication, events and streams.
Gura has a few streams and suddenly she's at her peak?

>>55420667
For what?

I didn't even touch the subject of us not knowing half of what Gura even did this year if you didn't watch Kiara. You guys seem to ignore that fact as well.

>>55421125
would

>>55421202
It was talked about extensively at the time it was happening. It sucked and I really hope Gura will be better at telling us what she's actually up to in the future, but I'm not sure what bringing it up now accomplishes.

>>55420991
>In what ways is she improving
constant communication and streams?
>and suddenly she's at her peak?
find a single post ITT who said that first, people are just happy she's out of a funk and you're having a mental breakdown just because

Gura should add more funny text to thumbnails I like when she does that

>>55420125
The issue is that it's next to impossible to have Gura herself, so the next best alternative is a fembud.

>>55421395
What communication? She just tweets out she's streaming and that's it. How is that communication lmao

>>55421202
>aaaaaah be more mad pleeeeasee
also gura talked about a lot of stuff she did with kiara and okayu, she just did so a bit later

>still replying to the guy who sets up his shitposting with multiple ips
why are you like this?

>>55421573
>What communication? She just communicates
ok? we got member posts and some tweets as well, but I guess you'll ignore them

>>55421746
R u ready to goob
Plotting
H
Fishe
Incredible communication

>>55421395
Stop taking the bait, anon.

Wow, he's really using a new IP for every post. How many does he have?

Gura cute, CUTE!

Nijiniggers can seethe. Also it looks like Phasefags are catching strays for no reason, when it's pretty clearly Nijisisters who keep posting all this fucking "Gura VS EN3 war" bait.

>>55421518
Skill Issue. I WILL find a way! Even if I have to bend reality itself to do so!

>>55421839
this but unironically

>>55421922
>phaseniggers
>anything but absolute scum BVTM posters

I'm glad she's been tweeting before every stream. It really was annoying when she'd just randomly pop up in a collab with no forewarning whatsoever.

I'm perfectly content to be called a schizo or a shitposter because I know that if you love Gura, you know deep down that what I'm saying rings true.

>>55422157
The real test is when they start jumping into VC on each other's minecraft streams. Will she tweet THAT? I doubt it. And you'll miss it and have to watch the vod and it will not be as fun as it could have been.

>>55422309
do other holos even tweet surprise VC stuff?

>>55422309
Yeah, very unlikely, but I wouldn't really expect it either since that's more of a spontaneous thing than something that was actually planned in advance and she just didn't bother to tell us about.

>>55422429
Irrelevant. They SHOULD.

>>55421922
>wojak

>>55422091
>Phase girls worship Hololive as if it was god's gift to man
>NUAAARRR THE FANS ARE TWITTERNIGGERS WHO REGURGITATE BVTM MEMES AND WATCH DEPRESSEDNOUSAGI AND HATE HOLOLIVE AAIIIIIEEEEEEE

Sounds great, perfect logic there... until you remember that BVTM and their SEAnigger and KFcow followers always start shitting on Hololive when Niji has a big fuckin yab, and the Phasefags in the official Phase discord have nothing but good things to say about HoloEN, so there's a snowball's chance in hell it's any of them. Really gets the noggin jogging.

>>55422578
which one is the fembud

Why do people keep bringing up other companies in the Gura thread?

after the very organic silence earlier we're back to very organic out of topic discussion

>>55422578
>discordfag
>thinking I'd believe his lies
go pretend plappa is not a fake whore in another thread bro

just read my wifes valentines letter
god i love her
do not open if you didnt buy valentines merch you don't deserve to see it

>>55422679
gura is back on track and that made all her shitty antis insane

>>55422994
Please post the rest.

>>55423204
Just read yours anon

>>55422994
I have to wait until Tuesday for mine

>>55423240
I did not buy it.

AAAIIIEEEE
SHIP MY DAKI YOU SHITS

Any time I feel bad about not getting some Gura merch, I just look at my signed card and feel better.

>>55423289
Then don't worry about it, the message is not for you.

>>55423204
Nyo. You're lucky you even got to see Gura's hand-drawn ebi.

>>55423364
The physical message is not for me, but the words it contains are meant for me. She loves me.

>>55423277
It'll be worth the wait

>>55423458

>>55423458
>She loves me.
Then read your letter

>>55423458

>>55423541
I don't have a letter because I did not buy it. Can't you read?

>>55423458
Ebione point and laugh

>>55423583
I can read my letter that has a special message for the ones she loves

Wife soon?

>>55423617
That message is for me please post it. I'm going to stop posting on this subject before this gets boring, I hope you enjoyed the sense of superiority it gave you and that you will post the letter at some time in the future.

>>55423644
okay 8 hours of holocure it is >:3

>>55423726
It's not just a sense, I am superior to you

>>55423644
Pretty sure there is that team practice coming up soon with Pekora and Kobo along the way

Hey chumbuds, is slime gura cute and funny? https://litter.catbox.moe/5mnf87.png

>>55423644
minecraft tomorrow?

>>55423788
Yay! :3

>>55424291
Slime Gura wriggling around inside Shion...

>>55424291
Yes. And I want to make her her pink insides turn white
>>55424052

I've been exercising again.

>>55424291
Assume you and goora are having sex, it's a great time, the goo is the PERFECT pressure against your cock and it's amazing.
Now assume for a moment you feel a weird sensation at the tip of your penis
Oh nyo! Goora is sending goo down your urethra!
What do you do in this situation? With slime rapidly moving down your pee tube and into your reproductive system, what even can you do?

>>55424772
slime gura crawling inside my balls and living there TuT

Gura is my real girlfriend.

you think gura

>>55424855
That's actually my wife.

Gura has such a way with words

>12,000 viewers

Oh Gura.....

good morning chumbies

>>55425602
howdy

I want to bully Gura with my goom T o T

>>55425602
Did koikatsu anon ever release his Gura card?

chumbies i accidentally sprayed myself with a hose and now it looks like i pissed myself

>>55425942
I'm doing that right now T o T

>>55426044
Now's your chance. You can piss yourself without anyone realizing what happened.

>>55426030
I did, but I've done quite a bit of work on it since.
Gawr and updated Gura Soon™

>>55426044
you dumdum dummy dum
now change your pants before you got some fungal infestation

>>55426044
just spray your whole body down, that way it looks like you got into a fight with a washing machine

im tired from watching her all night

>>55408900
Shill Gura my beloved

>>55426801
If you can't watch her all night how will you make love to her all night?

>>55426908
When I'm done for the night, I'll just lay on her and go to sleep with my penis still inside

>>55427086
Fuck me yourself, Gura.

>>55427086

>>55427707
Gladly

>>55427707

are you going to be superchatting any of the new girls?

>>55428311

>>55428311
i like the twins but ill just member them

Important
http://poal.me/v6uzop

>>55428620

I'm checking hololyzer to see if I notice any regular gura donators superchatting
not seeing any

She loves me.

>>55428311
I only spend money on my wife

>>55429018
you could be playing bidya instead of being a schizo right now

>>55429018
It doesn't matter if they do. Most of the big superchatters all superchat other Holos.

>>55428620

>>55428620
the poll was irrelevant btw I was going to replace him with me regardless.

>>55428311
I don't even send Gura superchats

>>55429376
>>55429395
its just good fun
im gonna be superchatting shiori myself

new girl loves city pop and is singing plastic love
i bet she'll get along great with goobs

>>55429897
Gura is avoiding her so hard and overlapping her so much that she said she's going to have to talk in Gura's chat when she has a day off to talk to her.

>>55430101
Timestamp?

>>55430101
I'm sure you have a timestamp for that, right?

>>55429897
I haven't watched any of them, have they mentioned talking with Gura at all?

>>55430276
>>55430298
It's in her Getting Over It stream. There's timestamps in the comments if you really care.

>>55428311
Gura is the only none naked female I give money to.

Child

I better not see you dorks superchat bijou or shiori
I know your names

>>55431074
this is a reverse psychology tactic yes?

>>55430584
I just checked it and there's nothing, i disliked the video because of you