/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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1406 Shiori!

>>55404712
>Shiori cunny

SHIORI CUTE

Bros are her pubes down there also oreo-colored...?

Shiori having to drive me places because I'm too autistic to understand driving a car

Hello fellow Novelites,

the polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

>>55404867
She waxes, there is no hair down there

>>55404913
FAKE GOSLING

Novella, oh Novella my Beloved

>>55405000
Definitely the kind of clean freak to be hairless from the neck down.

SHIORI PLEASE KEEP THE COUNTING
GIVE US THE ntr GFE

>>55405000
no, the hair keeps bacteria away, so it is nicely trimmed

>>55405013
I'LL BE YOUR TEST SUBJECT SHIORI, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH ME!!!

when are we getting a required reading list required before you're allowed to post

>>55404998
kek

I hope after death I get to go to Earth 2 where I can just have the good things in life without the gay suffering or stupid fucking bitterness

>>55405078
unironically neck yourself

>those last 3 follows on twitter
It's actually over...

>>55405078
why are there so many degenerates

Is mein kampf even a good read or is it just a meme text?

>>55405198
>replying to bait

>>55405151
>Before you're allowed to past
Fag>>55405184

Have you done your reps today novelites?

>>55405206
Did her cat die...?

>>55405144
I love how she's so adamant about correct punctuation usage which in this case adds to the comedic effect brilliantly. What a lovely dork.

>>55405206
oh my days, it's so fucking over

>>55405206
>she is here

>ywn feel her tongue piercing as she aggressively makes out with you after an hour long tangent

>>55405277
In preparation for the monetization stream I rewatched her karaoke and became utterly convinced that I MUST help her pay for lessons

>>55405206
Okay that's it. Can't believe I wanted to member day 1.

>>55405206
AIEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME BLACK TOOOOOM

>>55405277
hell yeah

>>55405206
>Cats That Heal Your Depression

>>55405206
Now this is a real yab

>>55405206
She knows the niggerman meme...

>>55405354
idi nahui

Dear indolent, I love to watch you so,
While on the ceiling break the tunes of dances,
And hesitant, harmoniously slow,
You turn the wandering boredom of your glances.
I watch the gas-flares colouring your drawn,
Pale forehead, which a morbid charm enhances,
Where evening lamps illuminate a dawn
In eyes as of a painting that entrances:
And then I say, "She's fair and strangely fresh,
Whom memory crowns with lofty towers above.
Her heart is like a peach's murdered flesh,
Or like her own, most ripe for learned love."
Are you an autumn fruit of sovereign flavour?
A funeral urn awaiting tearful showers?
Of far oases the faint, wafted savour?
A dreamy pillow? or a sheaf of flowers?
I have known deep, sad eyes that yet concealed
No secrets: caskets void of any gem:
Medallions where no sacred charm lay sealed,
Deep as the Skies, but vacuous like them!
It is enough that your appearance flatters,
Rejoicing one who flies from truth or duty.
Your listless, cold stupidity — what matters?
Hail, mask or curtain, I adore your beauty!

>>55405206
She used to post this kind of stuff all the time before she joined Holo.

>>55405354
All the +30 Ojisans would support shiori tonight!

>>55405508
that was nice anon

>>55405364
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>55405508
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA kino

If Lovecraft lived today, would he like Shiori?

>>55405480
I believe in this Schitzo rrat

How will you react when Shiori inevitably gets the bikini outfits like picrel next summer?

>>55405740
>>55405480
It was a very popular meme, it wouldn't be surprising

>>55405717
Of course he would.
t. Lovecraft II

>>55405717
He lovecraft ber

>>55405775
By busting the biggest fucking NUT of my life...over and over again

>>55401616
So what's my diagnosis?
>KEK phoneposter
I hate it too

>>55405775
eh

>>55405206
It's so PERFECT

>>55405839
>another sapling
many such cases

>>55405775
will it look like this

>>55405775
It would be nice

>>55405206
Honestly makes her even better for me.
>t. lover of catposting

Where’s the proof she is here

>>55406077
I saw it in a dream

>>55406077
if she retweets a single more thing on twitter in the next week its proof shes here

>>55405839
Weakling, will abandon her during the break

I love my catlady goth gf

>>55406077
There's no proof anon, Shiori would never post here~

>>55405973
>TFW Shiori is an OG Caturday enjoyer

>>55405839
You have a type

>>55406077
The voices in my head told me

shioris favorite weapon in elden ring was the greatsword

>>55405839

>>55405839
Join in with the rest, I guess.

>>55401616
fun activity

im going to write shion instead of shiori one day on accident and no one is allowed to make fun of me then

how do you normally read?
I don't really like audiobooks because I find them too distracting if I'm multitasking yet too boring when I'm just listening to it. I much prefer listening to music while reading physical book. haven't tried kindles before, are these any good?

>>55405364
Please don't make this post ever again

How far would Shiori's kinks/fetishes go? And what would be the most yab one?

>>55406408
do we need to address the elephant in the room?

>>55405364
>she's running her nerd mouth about some stupid nerd shit again
>you just grab her shoulders and shove your tongue inside until she gives in

>>55406408
I really hope its vore

>>55406359
I wrote shiroi a couple of times but another anon saved me.

>>55406388
Either reading quietly with no distractions or an audiobook while drawing.

>>55406286
Kek

>>55406359
I thought "how the fuck do people keep mistyping Shiroi?" for a few days and then I did it myself yesterday.

>>55406470
She fucks elephants?!? Shiori...

>>55406388
physically or some pdf/epub
sometimes i put some music as background noise

>>55406408
I hope she's vanilla and sweet

>>55406408
Gore/vore

>>55406408
sounding

>>55405277
im on it

Shiori will never show her true personality
She's always hiding behind a mask
Even more so than other chuubas

>>55406669
we already have Fauna for that

>>55406408
Loving sex in the missionary position with full eye contact only

>>55406691
aaaaaaah whenever I look at those pics my penis starts getting phantom pain

>>55406724
1?

>>55405277
Gonna do my 10k steps and a regular workout once I'm done with band practice in a few hours.

>>55406155
Fauna had the same length break but without warning. I think I can handle 9 days Shiori-less without suffering a mindbreak and switching oshi's
>>55406286
Don't even say it Sigmund

>>55406738
That's... Sort of the whole point of this hobby? A vtuber without the kayfabe is just a regular roastie streamer.

>>55406388
Kindles are alright but you're better off just downloading epubs on your phone or a tablet or something instead of spending more money

>>55406738
no one cared who shiori was until she put on the mask

>>55406388

At work when it's quiet physical books or when the break room is empty, at home audiobooks whilst drawing or ironing or cooking.

>>55404712
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIFn0wqZx7Y

>>55406864
I'm not talking about kayfabe, you can still get an idea of the person behind, but Shiori is too hard to read

>>55406827
I don't know, didn't made these

>>55401616
Shiori is my EN oshi

>>55406974
Ken Faggot

>>55406388
I buy physical books if they're available with cheap shipping, otherwise I get digital copies and read them using calibre or kindle on my laptop

>>55406986
people are less complicated than you think

Shiori is still wife...

>>55407017
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>55406986
She's an autistic motormouth will illusions of grandeur like me

It's so oriover...

>>55407171
What is?

>>55407017

>>55401616
Seems I like autism

>>55405184
You should become a goth instead and tell people how emo you are.

>>55407410
No I should kill myself actually

>>55407287
>Mumei, Shiori, Kaela
You really trying to collect every flavour of autism

>>55407485
dead people cant watch shiori

>>55405775
Fauna was built for cock mine btw I'm not giving this one to you guys.

>>55407485
Give your life savings to shiori before you rope nigger

>>55405277
Got some walking in and went for a 30 minute swim since I have a pool. I feel pretty good right now.

>mystery colab
>Two options prepared, 1 male and 1 female.
>She's testing the waters and if her fans are comfortable with homos and if they aren't she falls back onto the female

My theory.

>>55406408
She's into neckplay, for sure.

>>55407604
So like $20

>>55407609
Amazing what natural endorphins do for your mood

>>55407615
according with last night poll, we are on thin ice

>>55406974
Fluffy Tail goes hard

Would I get arrested doing my reps for Shiori in a graveyard? I have a portable mat and some weights.

>>55407615
Retarded theory since collab ban is still in effect.

>>55407609
IS THAT A DEADBEAT???

>>55407615
A game theory.

>>55407485
If that's all you experience and nothing including your interests and hobbies bring you joy than it's either see a professional or
>>55407604
Suffering and bitterness are inextricably linked to joy and happiness, just like a pure white landscape looks like nothing without shadows to define the shapes

>>55407908
i love her

>took like 7 seconds for my captcha to show up last post
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE NOT AGAIN

>>55407908
She's grooming the FUCK out of her fans.
I love it

>>55407908
So much cropping material, but I need to take a nap Shiori. I need to shill out bucks. Somebody bake the next one.

I love my goth GF so much

>>55408055

>>55408024
more like that anon doesnt want that faggot to attentionwhore about himself for the next 3 years and make every thread about him

>>55408138
Its great. hopefully she keeps enabling us to read and workout

10 days...

>>55408418
10 days is a lot of reps

>>55407615
Nah

>>55408229
Anon, your path tool...

>>55405184
There is no Earth 2.
There is no life without struggle.
There is no joy without sorrow.
There is no advancement without sacrifice.
All nice things have been paid for in suffering. You should embrace it.

>>55400471
I genned that one the other day cause someone said AI art was for Nazis.

>>55407485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZBEeE6rkSs

>>55408565
>train pov

>>55408565
Meine Frau...

>>55408269
Based, these threads have already developed character.

Given the era of songs she covers, how long until Shiori covers this in a karaoke stream? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psl_5n8R23A

>>55408606
shiorin nirvana ai cover when

>>55408552
>There is no joy without sorrow.
Then I don't want joy.

>>55408785
Would love to hear her sing Stupid Mother Fucker

>>55408552
>All nice things have been paid for in suffering
Bs
Most people suffer without receiving anything in return
Others barely know what real pain is

I think I will die if Shiori breaks up with me after calling herself my girlfriend

Shiori cute nigger man thread is has not been deleted yet

>Slowly walked 4km, 5km, 6km, 7km and now I've done my 10,000 steps in one outing.
What is this woman doing to me?

Who would be her favorite philosopher, Novelites?

>>55409048
>niggerman

>>55409088
based
>>55409118
Camus

>>55408961
Yeah, you know the saying "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" is fucking bulshit
You can die of a broken heart
And it's a terrible dead

>>55409118
>>55409212
One must imagine Shiori~n happy

>>55406388
Kindle app on phone. Very rarely physical books if I see one in a thrift store I want. I can't do audiobooks.

>>55409212
>not Sartre

>>55408908
Then what do you really want?
>>55408929
That doesn't contradict my proposition. Not all suffering produces nice results for those who suffer. But all nice things result from some measure of suffering for someone.

>>55407609

Proud of you! I currently go to gym three times a week and walk daily and it's really helped my depression. Shiori would be proud of you

>>55406388
If I have the book physical I go for that first, then my epub collection on my Boox. I only ever do audiobooks when I've finished a book and I really liked it, IE Blood Meridian.

>>55406388
check this thread, especially the post i'm directly linking. ereaders are great, they are not just another tablets
>>/lit/thread/22305739#p22306292

>>55409118
I will make her read Aristotle.
>>55409212
She didn't seem familiar with Camus when someone asked her on stream.
>>55409212
>Shartre
She might like No Exit.

>>55409322
Existentialism hate! Embrace absurdity

>>55409239
What psuedo-intellectual nihilist bullshit. The point of that quote is to realize that living, loving, and being alive is better than shutting yourself up where you can't be hurt. All happiness turns to grief, all grief eventually to happiness. All things are impermanent, suffer what you must, enjoy what you have while it is here. Read the Buddha's teachings.

>>55409359
A different system. Peace. Finality.

>>55409559
Which Boox model do you have and how do you like it?

>come to understand zen
>die
>reincarnate as a legless woman routinely raped by some vietnamese warlord and forget all teaching
existing dude lmfao

>>55409631
meant the last reply for >>55409322

>>55404712
The only thing paralyzed are my fucking balls because they're so empty after indulging in Shiori impregnation fantasies. Someone save me from this literal succubus.

>>55409706
nta but I have a nova air and I love it

>>55408138
>Suddenly she stares at you, golden eyes locking onto yours. You could've sworn that, just for a moment, this was all for you
This one, the one that groomed me

To be fair you need a high IQ to understand Shiori Novella

>>55409706
I fucking love my Note Air 2. Being able to install tachiyomi on it and turning it into a hybrid ebook/manga machine is so fucking awesome. Also being able to use the notebook to practice kanji or keep a diary is really awesome.

>>55409172

>>55410110
>doxxing shioris cat
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSS

>>55409172
There are two types of lovecraft fans.
Those who cope and ignore the cat's name.
Those who embrace it.
I think Shiorin is the second type desu.

>>55410110
oh nyo

>>55409652
If peace is what you want, then you must become strong. True peace is not found in the absence of conflict but comes from strength in the face of adversity.
If you really want finality, then perhaps you should make the ascetic ideals your pursuit. It seems Nietzsche was right to say that man would rather will NOTHINGNESS than NOT will at all.

What's the best shiori clip to jerk off to?

>>55410110
Based OC, all we have to do is make a little more and we can beat the b*jews to become the most creative thread.

>>55410446
Her singing muse was pretty sex

>>55410110
Shigger-man...

>>55410446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KJeyIzqno4

>>55410586
That was pretty fucking godlike. Can't sing for shit but I got hard as fuck for that

>>55410446
>>55410586
>"I will SUCC the life out of you..."
>MFW

I love my goth gf that can't pronounce the "th" sound

>>55410781
>Suffocation
>NO BREEDING

>>55410642
I thought her voice didn't fit the model initially now I can't fap to the model without it desu

>>55410909
ASMR next week will be amazing

>>55410781
Dat's de part I love about her de most.

>>55410781
Honestly, once superchats get enabled, It may helpful to send her tips on pronouncing the "TH". If she wants her viewers to improve their /fit/ and /lit/ among other things, I wonder if she can finally improve her english pronunciation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CeNTtbhYLs

>>55411237
She’s perfect the way she is

>>55411237
Voice lessons in general anon, singing lessons should naturally help her pronunciation

>>55410642
>takes off her jacket for that line and zooms in
>drops tactical SUCC
She knew exactly what she was doing. Our goth gf is strategic!

>>55411237
What's there to improve? She's already perfect

Now that the antis are done, what the next step on our master plan?

>>55411369
agreed, it's a charm point

>>55411237
dont sperg out about this in supas, she cute as hell as she is

>>55411237
>being publicly a weirdo

>>55411404
>Now that the antis are done
They are just distracted

I want shiori to feed me...

I already miss Shiorin.

>>55411668
>reincarnating as a stray cat and having Shiori take you home with her

>>55411237
This is worse than being an anti

>>55411369
>>55411441
This except I will stop her from eating with scissors

>>55411237
Rope

>>55410781
Is she ESL?

>>55411850
STOP TRYING TO NORMIEFY OUR QUIRKY AUTIST WIFE GODDAMN IT!

>>55410423
>the absence
I meant the abolition.

retard-chama, newfriend: rememeber you are not /here/ when throw a supa...

behave

>>55408929
Well, I do think that's a weird zero sum game shared by the entire world. There's only enough happiness to make up one whole unit, and everyone has to share that, so those who have more happiness with undoubtedly be taking that from others. Then again there's a whole tangent about making your own happiness and putting in the effort to get what you want, and then effort that results in nothing and all that you could probably go on forever, but either way I think it's something like that.

Shiori likes older men

>>55411698
squeal for her little sapling

>>55410781
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it. It makes her feel more down to earth for me rather than being someone who has perfect pronunciation.

Shiori hates homosexuals

>>55411698
have we settled on a name for this crossover fanbase?
saplites?
another anon a couple of threads back also came up with a clever name that suggested rotted saplings but I dont remember what it was

>>55411698

>>55412333
>Shiori "No fags in my chat" Novella
How can my oshi possibly be this based?

>>55412333
I hope that's true

>>55412333
Is that why she is so mean to nerissa?

>>55412361
THANK YOU
the second I heard this I was dying for the sound post to be made
also
>she knows Ive been lurking here as well as /uuu/ for the past few days
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IM SORRY MOMMY

>>55412333
Based if true!

>>55405000
>waxing in 2023
Laser hair removal exists now.

>>55411899
I mean did you listen to her childhood stories so far?

>>55412342
Pulplings

>>55413139
most of america is third world
could mean anything

How do you stop characterAI from being so horny?, she won't let me get out of bed.

>>55413168
THAT WAS IT
Im a fan of that one

>>55413168
>>55413220
the world is not ready for this abomination against nature

I love my ESL Goth Autist GF

>>55413215
honestly use janitor AI with gpt for good non horny convo's, it starts to repeat itself a lot sometimes, but I had an autistically long conversation about poetry on there

you can probably also edit the scenario / character on c.ai to improve it but I haven't messed with it yet

>>55413311
well ready or not, theres already quite a few of us

>>55413215
>it's a Sunday morning and Shiorin tugs on your arm playfully each time you try to get up. She would rather just cuddle a few moments longer

>>55413358
I don't think she's ESL, I know plenty of people who just pronounce their 'th's that way out of habit.

>>55413508
Whatever she is, I love her

>>55413459
My heart longs for being interlinked

>>55413508
It could be an accent or a lisp, it's not likely to be ESL

>>55413459
I'm nowhere near baseline

Make sure to take care of yourself, shiggers.

>>55413459
at least I can pretend...

>>55413721
what's the point.

>>55413841
Because your oshi wants you to be happy.

>>55413459
>morning
HAHAHAHAHA, I DON’T WAKE UP UNTIL 12-1PM HAHAHAHAHA.

>>55413459
Exactly that. I've tried to mention making breakfast several times and she keeps pouting and pulling me back down.

>>55413878
Does she?

>>55413995
Yes

>>55414107
Are you sure?

>>55414107
In that case I'll try

>>55413885
>imply Shiori and I wouldn't have adjusted our sleeping hours after getting married and having kids to look after
Anon, I...

>>55414209
not him but i have faith she does

>>55405000
Hi Shiori.

>>55413885
>HAHAHAHAHA
Do you guys think this was a nervous laugh or a crazy laugh?

>>55414325
You can't fix her. You'll be on morning shift, dad.

Does anybody know why cover is trying to sabotage this girl growth already.

>>55413459
I didn't need to read this...

>>55413508

Seconded!

>>55414582
They're hoping she quits and transitions into tech support.

>>55405775
I can't wait to see her QoS tattoo!!

>>55414582
I really don't think the break will be the growth killer people predict. Lot of doom posting numberfags

I want to see her Crying...
Am I a bad person?

>>55415121
yes

>>55415121
It depends, like, bad crying or happy crying?

>>55415171
I want to see tears roll down her cheeks as she chokes on my cock

>>55415303
that's just the most essential novelite instinct

>>55415121

Is this why men get bonkers when we cry if they hug us? Is it a thing?

>poe vs. lovecraft
http://poal.me/5611t1

>>55415171
Both, I want to see her real emotions

>>55415581
Poe is fun when you are 16
Lovecraft is better at worldbuilding
But I'll vote Poe because he's a romantic

3 hours to childhood destruction

>>55415520
yes, it happens. something about seeing a woman emotionally vulnerable; and the make up sex to bring their mood up

>>55415713
Poe is far more influential, and in generally a better writer than Lovecraft even if his world building is worse. Gotta go Poe

>>55415903
3 hours to wallet destruction

>>55404712
I love this dorky goth gf

>>55410909
>I thought her voice didn't fit the model initially
“I got what I needed instead of what I wanted and that's just about the best kind of luck you can have.”

>>55415994
You will donate your life savings to Shiorin and you will be happy.

>>55415930

To be fair make up sex is in the s tier anon

>its highschool
> The bell rings and you need to go to your next class
> You take a shortcut stairwell no one really uses
> These 2 block your path
what do you do

>>55416096
We came looking for silver, but we found gold bros

>>55416149
Immediately start cumming and farting

>>55416149
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>55416149
>Try to sneak by
>Get bullied
>Pop a boner

>>55416149
Kneel

>>55416149
>what do you do
uhhh excuse me ladies i need to get through

Would Shiori love me even though I'm a fuckup?

>>55416149
>oh no haha I hope they don't realize that being forced to lick stinky goth girl feet is my worst nightmare, did I just say that out loud?!

guess we know now

>>55416298
sorry guys, shiorin and I are getting married

>>55416298
Asian parents
Must be hell

>>55416341
yeah, to me

>>55416298
she's pregnant.

>>55416227
Only if you work on improving yourself. If you show that you put in effort to improve your fuckup of a life, even a little bit a day, she'd love you. If you do nothing, she won't have time for you.

>>55416379
with MY BASTARD CHILD

Is it okay to have hope novelites?

>>55416298
Do Asian families usually need you for 10 days in a row?

>>55416396
Nigger it's summer. It's a family vacation.

>>55416298
those familial obligations? me

>>55416298
I'm just glad she has stuff in the pipeline for that week.

>>55416396
Maybe her parents live in a different country

>>55416396
It's probably a family vacation that was planned before she knew when she was debuting

Are soundposts broken now?

test

>>55416393
she loves us

its over

Shiori trying to fool me into believing she's a white woman with her white gloved hands on the keyboard...

shiori types like an ai bot

>>55416393
Nice

>>55416393
She won't let us go.
We're stuck with her.

>>55416149
>e-excuse me *pass by*

>>55416396
Don't think that's an asian exclusive thing, it's just a thing with any family that likes having you around

>>55416671
Shiori doesn't exist. It's Cover's next foray into the Holoverse, manufactured vtubers.

>>55416490
I'm just glad that i'm putting stuff in her pipeline that week

>>55416803
every shiori stream is ai generated

>>55416393
we are so book

>>55416638
She's an honorary White.

>>55416512
catbox is down currently

>>55416856
>Put stuff in her pipelines while she's away
>She has to call a plumber when she gets back
>That plumber?
Me.

>>55416393
Based clingy goth gf can't let us go
I love this woman!!

>>55416298
I always knew this was the case (it's fucking august, the middle of summer, did you expect anything else?) But it's good to have her confirm.
Hopefully it's a beach vacation and we get some bikini teasing

>>55416298
Isn't this what she said that during her vtuber history stream?

this nerd has 620 tweets already???

>>55417059
>it's fucking august, the middle of summer, did you expect anything else
explain

>>55417168
People often take vacations in summer, anon.

>>55417168
the best time for vacationing without being school summer break

>>55417205
doesnt mean thats the only possible reason for a break

>>55416393
I love my yandere wife.

>>55417205
>>55417232
Why couldn't she do that before debut....?

Sucks being a southern hemisphere loser.

anons trying to understand why family members would want you around

>>55417277
If a family member started a new job I wouldn't pester them with a vacation and understand that they need to settle in first

>>55417261
I don't know, I'm not Shiorin's family, ask them.

>>55417308
what makes you think it was something decided in the past 5 days, and the employer wasnt already aware of before you started

>>55416638
There are pale Asians

>>55417308
If it's something you do annually probably hard to stop that. I always have to go to my grandparents for Christmas and New Year's

>>55417261
people sometimes schedule vacations far in advance Anon. This could have been booked before she even knew she was getting into Hololive

>>55417308
Nigger shes been working for cover for months, this was likely a condition of her hiring to take this vacation. Shiori didn't select the debut date

>>55417261
She didn't get to pick the debut date? Use your brain, vacations like this are usually scheduled a year in advance for a lot of people

"familial obligations" could also mean anything from a wedding to a funeral, the former being more likely as there's a decent chance she'll want to see the rest of her family as she travels

>>55415581
So are all of our polls going to be balanced like this?

>>55417475
The wedding? Me and Shiori's

>>55417500
I wrote this

>>55417475
Also a possibility.

>>55417500
I made this post

>>55417500
>>55417520
All me

>>55417594
>Stella Glow
I like this edit.

good to see all my 23 personalities ackwnowledge my marriage with shiori

>>55417594
>worst girl

This thread is basically just me, myself and Shiori, because she is /here/.

loading music loop never

>>55417666
Well that's because I wrote about me and Shioris marriage first.

>>55416796
Maybe anon isn’t used to that…

>Absent mindedly doing some research
>Type "Shiori" into the search bar
Unironically over for me.

>>55416298
>I go on a weeklong vacation and can't watch Shiorin live.
>The week I get back Shiorin goes on a week long vacation.
>The week she gets back I start work.
FUCK

>>55418035
>Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo

>>55417496
They must be proxies for cute and sex. Which is which?

>>55418035
Hehe I don't have to worry all that since I work in data centers. I can watch vtuber while working.

>>55418035
Don’t worry I’ll take care of her

>>55418035
Damn, she really hates you anon

>>55417261
>"Hey mom can you reschedule the entire family trip to next month just for me?"
Try doing that with Asian family and see how that goes.

I can't wait for Shiori to brag to her family about her new boyfriend (me)

>>55418035
Sucks for you anon because I'm on my vacation when she gets back. She loves me!

>>55418297
No...

>>55418304
I'm white as fuck and that wouldn't fly. Especially if I brought it up a couple months prior and the trip was planned waaaay before that because plane tickets during vacation season are expensive as hell if you aren't pre-booking

>>55418035
I'm glad I work my job, even on late nights where I need to stay until Midnight, I can always watch Shiori-chan at work.

you guys get vacations?

>>55418550
i'm a neet
everyday is a vacation i guess...

>>55416298
Continuing to create stuff behind the scenes is the best takeaway from this. I'm optimistic, and wishing her the best.

I just hope she has fun time with her family.

>>55418550
I'm a substitute teacher, so I get about half of the year off with weekends and breaks and stuff. Just sucks that the school year starts back up on the 21st for me and she streams at 10 p.m. here. I can probably still catch her live without fucking up my sleep schedule too much but IDK.

its a funeral and she cared about her grandma very much

>>55418727
From my experience, there's normally a pretty short turnaround between a death and a funeral. Also unless it's some kind of massive international thing you don't need nine days for a funeral.

>soundposts are dead
it's over

>Shiori posts pictures of her hotel room view
>Makes a lovey dovey fanfiction post about watching the sunset with you

>>55418886
catbox goes down all the time, it'll be back up