/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

More like gaychad edition

Fuck greens
Fuck Beatani
Grey love!
Ayy lmao

When is bea going to start talking about """chihiro's""" sex life? Obviously bea doesn't have one, but chihiro must be getting around a lot.

Standing /here/
I realize
That (you) are just like me
Trying to make narratives

But who's to judge
The based from cringe
When we will take our meds
I think we'll both agree

That shitposts breed shitposts
But in the end it has to be this way

I posted my rrats
You baited your dads
But maybe we're both the same

The /yah/ has turned
Most goslings have burned
But nobody is to blame

Yet standing across this schizo early thread
I feel newdads will be born
Beneath the ones shot dead
Beneath the ones shot dead

not gonna lie, im ngl top tier not gonna lie. ngl, this is not a lie not gonna lie. top tier not gonna lie im not gonna lie. top tier not gonna lie, ngl not gonna lie.

>>5526921
I think this anon is lying tabun maybe

FREE ENTERTAINMENT

Why does grey CHAD's description sound like a grey virgin's?

>>5526719
Cringe
>>5526973
Based

>>5526973
Correct Bea. I will not donate. I will not member. My name will stay grey. YOU WILL LOVE ME!

can we make Bea version of this?

>>5526832
Whats the most partners chihiro has had at once? I'd say at least 2

>>5527014
I don't think Bea knows what Chad implies

maybe she should try skyblock minecraft, rarely see any chuuba tried it

CHIHIRO LOVE

>>5527014
It's a contradiction that they wouldn't want to pay money for vtubers but at the same time would desire their attention. The best way to get a Vtubers attention is to pay them, so it doesn't really make much sense.
The only thing the description proves is how foolish and how unworthwhile of an investment Beatani is.

I like chihiro's streaming voice much more than bea's
I've been watching her minecraft video on a loop all day

>>5527014
That's just Bea description. I think she knows what sarcasm is by now.

Bea onaho...
Haa...Haa...

>>5527172

>>5527148
She's a 25 year old woman. Of course she knows what sarcasm is.

>>5527241
She's also japanese anon. She used to not understand what sarcasm is when she came here.

>>5527172
God I love oouso

>>5526865
based

Is this the Bea anti thread?

I want to date Kumagai-san!

I wonder if there's a JAV of chihiro somewhere out there. Its pretty common for Japanese women to do at least one, right?

I don't fully understand what's happening whenever I watch any of her vods or streams, but she sure does seem to have a good grasp of english. Did you guys teach her how to shitpost? I feel like I've entered a fever dream whenever I see this bear.

>>5527324
She already knew how to shitpost but she did learn a fair bit about board culture Ina short span of time.

>>5527324
>Did you guys teach her how to shitpost?
nah just how to shitpost in english, big difference

>>5527278
Right here friend!

Reposting cause I'm a nigger
https://vocaroo.com/1iEi0ScgsQJE
https://ghostbin.com/paste/mHbmT

>>5527282
I want to date and have SEX with Bea-chama

I don't want anything.

Did my clip reps last night,
https://youtu.be/kOQ_YYkfr-Q
Not happy with the thumbnail caption. Anyone have a new one to suggest?

>>5527451
Nirvana seeking chama…

Haha! That was a pretty good stream, not gonna lie. Well, guess I'm going to go do my reps now. Huh? Did I send her a superchat? What's a superchat? A sort of donation? Why would I send her a donation? Doesn't she stream for her own enjoyment? I enjoyed todays stream but I don't know if I could justify sending money to a girl just for her to play Minecraft and fill out an excel sheet for two hours... Still, I'm sure there are other dads who would be willing to send her money if they feel like it. It's not like her whole motivation for streaming is just to get paid, right?
What? But she reads your name and message aloud at the end of the stream?
Haha, I don't think I really care about something like that though.

Basically a dumb, foolish whore.

>>5527383
>>5527386
I guess that explains the appeal, you don't see that much. I am at peace now.

>>5527477
Take me away Mr. Grey. I want to go out of this world with you.

>>5527503
That's no way to talk about Cunnyko.

If Bea asked for a semen sample, would you provide one?

>>5527503
Fireworks hates her, her fans treat her like a zoo animal, dedicated antis in a special discord, tick tock kuso kuma!

>>5527537
Come with me anon. Together, we do our reps.

>>5527474
>Dad's New House
>What's a Fire Charge?
>Homeless Again

>>5527572
And have to pay alimony without even having sex?

>>5527576
>her fans treat her like a zoo animal
>on this hill you can see a rare specimen of a bipolar bear

>>5527622
thanks kind dad, better already

Waddup hobodadders! I had a lot of fun on the secret discord stream last night!
I also have an announcement!
Thanks to all the supachas i managed to hire Gawr Gura's rigger himself to update my model!

>>5527752
I see he's done a wonderful job.

>>5527752
Not gonna lie, i wanted to save this for the July 1st stream but i will share it now since i love you dads! Here is my new outfit! Don't forget to post your fanart on the #hobocat #hobopussy hashtags!
See you on the next stream dadchamatachi! Matahobo~!

>>5527752
Rigger love!

>>5527477
You perfectly capture my line of thinking. Us grey dads aren'g so different after all.

>>5527800
I love hobodad because he puts out, unlike that irrelevant bear.

What did she mean by this?

>>5527617

>>5527752
Based, I'd watch you over Beatani

>>5527862
She will never talk with hiroyuki

>>5527862
XP hill is short for a vegetative coma. The crash was years ago anon, you have to let her go. It's not your fault.

>>5527097
No, the implication is a grey chad consumes content for free and gets the vtuber to read their comments without spending money because they're just that charismatic. It's a very practical way of life.

Alright gaylords, I'm making a Beatani-themed Quiplash pack. We have room for 64 prompts, so post any good ones in this thread and we can play it later today

>>5527894

You will never be Hiroyuki Nishimura.You will never find the love of your life Beatani on XP hill, who looks adorable and is a cutiepie Japanese Polar bear. You will never be The richest funniest comedian ever to set foot in japan with the highest superchats of France. You will never have the money that would allow you to become the owner of 4chan. You'll always be a loser.

>>5528131
What is quiplash?

>>5528146
It's one of the games in Jackbox. Basically, people are given a prompt and they need to fill it out, then everyone else votes on which ones they like more
Pic related, but you can suggest the prompts at the top

>>5528131
If you are seriously doing this, please just make an anonymous document for submissions so it doesn't clog up the thread and it's all in one place.

>>5528131
no

dumb bear
not a cent outta me

>>5528454
Based moves grey chad

>>5528454
Don't forget AdBlock for a truly grey experience.

I'm a little tired of seeing Fireworks and Beatani flirting on twitter, but I don't want to mute them or unfollow them
Please, have DM and discord sex already and leave me alone

>>5528501
Real greys use Brave so they can capitalise on Brave Rewards™

>>5528518
Why not join them? You are in the discord after all right?

>>5528518
I don't really care they're doing it on twitter but HAVE SEX ALREADY STOP FRUSTRATING EACH OTHER YOU TWO IDIOTS

>>5528520
Pay to watch chuubas? Don't make me laugh. I get paid to watch chuubas. I'm such a chad that all images of me show up in grayscale.

>>5528623
>I get paid to watch chuubas
based bot anon

>>5528623

>>5528623

How often do you think she sends him DMs he never answers to?

>>5528518
It's a lose lose situation that we're in. She enjoys toying with him because she knows that he won't be manly about it, and that it triggers anons here. If he was manly enough to say these things, Bea wouldn't find it entertaining anymore. And he knows that he wouldn't get half the attention and replies that he gets if his attitude was not so self defeating, so I wouldn't be surprised if he enjoys it, too.

>>5528896
the trick is to only respond so often. Giving her a response is a 'treat'

>>5528900
If anyone else did what he did they would be called a cringe reply guy.

>Yes, I am hopelessly in love with you, Beatani.
Here, is it that complicated for you to just say that and be free? You don't even need to type it yourself, just mindlessly copy paste it from this post and press enter.

>>5528518
Just tell her you love her already you fucking dork

>>5528948
Yes, but honestly I think anons did it to themselves. This whole Beatani being his replyguy didn't start until anons started bullying him about spamming the art hashtags. Go check his posts if you like on Twitter.

>>5529017
It's pretty fucking funny how that entire shitshow felt like it was people trying to get him to disappear and it only pushed them together.

>>5529003
This is the one I don't get, why can't he just say it? There's nothing wrong with admitting it. Hell, I love Beatani too. I REALLY LOVE HER!

>>5529062
Can you attach a name to it?

>>5529077
Sure, I would even DM her and tell her I love her if she asked me to.

the only thing that bothers me is the fact the guy put in absolutely zero effort to get to where he is
whole thing feels like a big fuck you to anybody who puts effort into their art reps

>>5528948
Well I called it that and others did, but then what, repeating it over and over is boring

>>5529101
Lucky coincidence that she happens to love amateur art. Just look at her stream where she showed us that japanese comic site, many of them were around his level

>>5529101
Imagine improving your art skills because of her and yet she still treats you harshly at times, it couldn't be me of course.

>>5529101
The other artrep niggers don't bother talking to her, so what do you expect

looking at the art tag reminds me of pic related sometimes

>>5529469
I'm still not sure if people repost this image constantly to make fun of the art community in general or this specific guy for seething so hard

>>5529528
I rarely see it posted outside of /ic/ but I'd imagine it's probably a bit of both.

I don't watch her Twitter anymore. She is actually cancer there. Ironic shitposting and drama baiting is still shitposting and drama baiting. I will stay on YouTube only.

>>5529609
how could you hate this

>>5529101
I'd like to say I put effort in my art reps but I don't spend much time practicing and I'm also the one who drew remote kid's bulge for fun.
I also don't obsess over her twitter so I don't feel any particular way about what she does there.

>>5529609
>She is actually cancer there. Ironic shitposting and drama baiting
Why even follow her at all if you don't like those aspects. those are the whole point of her persona

>>5528518
Why not mute? It's your timeline, it's normal to mute or block any garbage you don't wanna see on it.

Oh look at me I’m Christmas cake japanese woman. So relatable how I’m autistic and sad and I speak English wowowow please subsclibe

>>5529969
>sclibe
bear paws typed this post

>>5528518
Mute him already that's what most did. He does it on purpose for attention.

She's getting too good at fitting in in these threads. Eventually we wont be able to tell at all..

>>5529412
...It's my fault, not hers. It still hurts, but what can you do
I'm sorry

>>5530037
what do you mean? I can't understand.

>>5530026
Hi Bea

>>5530026
I wouldn't be surprised if the misspelling is already intentional

>(you) keep saying you hate bad art
>still repost my Risuna all the time
Which is it

I can say whatever derranged or Inflamatory thing I want and all you idiot fucks would say is “oh wow based bear haha”

>>5530139
Your Risuna is perfect

>>5530102
I tried to fly too close to the sun, I won't elaborate any further

>>5530139
>/yah/ is one person

>>5530156
oh wow based bear haha

>>5530183
All me

>>5530156
yes, because I feel sorry for you, fucking bear

>>5530183
Yes Bea

>>5530182
So you just came out to rub that in my face? Aren't you a little coward anon-chama?

>>5529101
>>5529412
retards drawing for bea and not for dads

>>5530156
Eat shit Beatani, for real.

>>5530292
this. If you aren't making content for the sake of other dads/yourself, you're just wasting your time
Bea doesn't care about any of you outside of using you as a joke.

>>5530292
Why is drawing for dads any better than drawing for Beatani?

>>5530292
>Not doing your reps of X for the sake of improvement first and the rest second
Yikes...

>>5530156
maybe it looks like that, but you’ll still get shit in other threads, or places you can’t find.

>>5530292
Drawing for dads is based. Do it more.

>>5530292
I like when you dads interact with my art more than when the bear does, of course, but my main inspiration is still Bea, sorry...

>>5526807
>>5526973
>>5527477
>>5527617
>>5528454
>>5528623
BASED greychads

>>5530383
this

>>5530383
i draw for fun , getting better is just a bonus.
>>5530367
because they can vocalize appreciation more.
after alt hey are the
after part of the community ,not bear.

>>5530367
Because one of the dad's will actually fuck you and love you. Beatani is too pitiful and weak scared of human warmth. She's only good for a one night stand.

>Falling for fake bea
dadchamas you’re too weak… you know that I love all my dads, moms, brothers sisters and friends.

>>5530432
you ok there?

>>5530272
Of course I'm a coward, but I don't want to denigrate myself anymore

>>5528518
He is a fucking leaf, he will never get the affection and love he wants from Beatani

>>5530462
You love some more than others that's for sure.

>>5530489
The moment you opened your mouth to say that shit for the sake of your own ego and nothing else, you became worse than garbage, go die in a hole.

>>5530432
>vocalize appreciation more.
Kek that's pathetic
Imagine doing your reps just so dads can tell you "Good job!" instead of for the gratification of self improvement and hard work.
No wonder dads are content with uploading scribbles

>>5530612
>just so dads can tell you "Good job!"
I wish my dad did this more to be honest.

>>5530462
Wrong that’s the real bea. Drunk on power and special water. It’s about time dads knocked her off her cloud

>>5530462
dirty lies

Rrats. Give them to me.

>>5530856
she loves us

>>5530856
This is Bea

>>5530856
we are just a joke to her

>>5530856
she isn't a polar bear irl

>>5530486
*after all they are the bulk part of the community, not bear

Art dad here, my main inspiration for drawing is the bear, so I get ridiculously happy whenever she likes my stuff. It's the highlight of my shitty life.

I LOVE YOU BEA

Beatani is
>samefagging
>making fake DMs
>fanning any flames she sees
AS WE SPEAK

>>5530612
pathetic is good enough for me.
others can make me feel better than my self.
i’m not a self centered person.

>>5528623
>>5528520
I made like 2 BAT just from watching Bea kek

>>5531069
Dramaposter Bear! You need to get punished!

>>5531069
All me

>>5531036
Go see a doctor anon-chama, I'm a little concern...

>>5531069
how is she doing all those things while also having sex with me?

>>5530611
You are right

>wageslaves fund my needs
>paypigs fund my entertainment
Arigatou foolish dads, your sacrifices are appreciated!

>>5531173
No worries HobodadCh.

>>5530856
Bea wants to live the exciting high school popular girl life online since she could never do it when she was in school.

>>5531224
Don't we all?

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING DICK INSIDE BEATANI'S CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH MY CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF CUM INSIDE BEATANI AND MAKE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Beatani Ch. has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a month ago, I thought the premise of her channel was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Remote Kid was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first stream. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with all of them. That was three weeks ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the channel and the characters. I started daydreaming that I was a member of her channel, or that I had become a vtuber myself. I suddenly had a craving for coke air, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been breathing these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two weeks ago, I watched the birthday streams. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Beatani. All I want from life is to be able to hold Beatani and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Beatani. Her channel's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no polar bear, not hot." All I can fap to is Beatani Koikatsu scenarios. I see Chihiro's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Beatani cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for korokke. I don't care about any other vtubers, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Beatani dakimakura that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word menhera.

Come to me, Beatani! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not menhera, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.

>>5530673
It's about time dads knocked her up.

>>5531351
tl;dr

>>5530856
She's actually a bipolar bear

I'm curious how dads still manage to fuck up her name when she pronounces it every day.

>>5531652
Beatroni

>>5531652
Pepeloni

I WANT TO HUG BEATANI FROM BEHIND AND KISS HER NECK! I WANT TO TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY AND FEEL THE WARMTH OF HER SKIN (SHE HATES IT)! HUGGING HER FOR MINUTES THAT FEEL ETERNAL! MY HEART BEATS LOUDLY AND I FEEL EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN THIS LIFE! "BEA, LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT TOGETHER". IT'S THE BEST DAY. NOTHING ELSE IS NEEDED! THEN WE FUCK.

>>5531652
Yah, stop calling her Bear cunny!

What's a good low detail way to do a scared expression?

>>5531794
open wobbly mouth
sweat

>>5531794
Look up shit from manga or anime you like and just copy that my dude.

>>5531931
>>5531921
found some good ones by adding sd to my search terms

>>5532152
"sd"?

>>5531794
Learn fundamentals of drawing first

>>5532226
super deformed

>>5532243
And lose his SOVL?

>>5532269
You can also look up 表情練習 if you want to see more realistic expressions.

>>5532291
You can never be a true drawfag with a SOVL

I feel like I've been tweeting too much over the past few days, sorry if it's been annoying

>>5531931
>This is basically what I do with all my drawings
Not gonna lie, I feel like a hack

>>5532747
no one asked no one cares no one even knows who is you

>>5532752
start making up your own poses and shit, anon. use references as guidance and not a 1:1 stencil

Maybe real dad was right to smack her around

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1407726341860982784

>>5533070
I miss this Bea...

>>5533070

>>5533155
This new Bea is pretty moe too.

The vanilla to degenerate pipeline is real

>This bear is pretty charming and I admire her efforts to do english streams, I'll check out her content from time to time
>Does... does she really like guro? This is awkward, but I don't mind it as long as she doesn't talk about about it...
>I don't think amputated girls are cute... but her passion talking about it is refreshing...
>Her menhera attacks are annoying, I should stop following her... but she is replying to my tweets...
>UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOH SHE READ 5 OF MY MESSAGES LET'S GOOOOOO
>Bea... haa... haa... she is talking about desk reps again... haa...
>I'm not a furry, but maybe now I do want to fuck Shaymin too

When you were young you were the daughter of xp hill
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In schizo ogey rrats that fell all around your feet
And your mom would tan her skin and smoke her cigarettes out
And dads would throw their cumstains all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for

Yo Chisato

>>5533316
The furry thing is the only one that bothers me. It's going to take more than one cute and funny chuuba to erase over 15 years of hate

Beatani is very very cute, I like her.

>>5533555
>off by 22000

Beatani is having cyber sex with her mod in the pre-stream chat if anyone is interested

>>5533684
Shit like this makes me want to drop her

>>5533730
Do it you won't

>>5533684
pretty sure she's just doing her hand reps to the idea of him and remote kid having offpako

>>5533555
based

>>5533757
You're right, I won't, because /yah/ has given me more motivation to create things over the past few months than I've had in several years. I'm bound to this place because I've never felt more driven to push myself and create fanwork.

>>5534050
Then stop taking shitposting and banter seriously

Chihiro sextape
https://exhentai.org/g/1940844/a8a2831d8b/

>>5534288
>full color
disgusting

Are greychads just Kyotojin?

>>5534370
Yes

hi everyone I just want you to know that when I looked at OP thumbnail I thought kaniko was sio

https://streamable.com/hy53ea
I love her shit eating grin so much.

>>5534591
Bea is Kusunoki Sio in spirit

>>5534593
isn't it just the best

>>5534593
When is she going to join VShoujo?

I want to rest my head on Bea’s lap and fall asleep as she pets me…

>>5534593
She had a lot of new expressions yesterday, did she touch up a little the model or did she just have more energy than usual?

>>5534782
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT THIS PURE MAIDEN

>>5534782
i'm confused with what you mean. we've been on the new model for three streams now.

>>5534812
Where?

>>5534632
Bea is a bitch who shit talks her viewers, sio is a bitch who shit talks her competition. Wake up everyone you're stuck in an unhealthy and abusive relationship

>>5534841
RIGHT HERE AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5534828
I know, maybe it's just me

>>5534878
Yes, and?

my oshi is the best

I want to be klonoa

>>5534916
Everyone wants to save chuubas but no-one wants to save listeners...

I feel simultaneously motivated to be a better person and like I am having a severe existential crisis at the same time. Am I just menhera now?

>>5535037
You are a listener-chan (yes)

Does bea still have jp niki fan?

>>5535037
couldn't have put it better myself

>>5535128
They're scarce but I see them in chat once in a while

I want to deflower the bear.

>>5535128
Does that even matter anymore?

>>5535251
tell us exactly how you're going back in time?

>>5535301
with the power of 愛

>>5535128
Other than *****? Who knows. They might be watching but seeing how people got assblasted yesterday that people were practicing moonrunes on chat yesterday, I can see why they wouldn't participate.
Some of the older fans that Beatani follows on Twatter are still posting about SlayZaSpiyah to this day, jeezas. I guess card throwing is on the same level of autism as block stacking. I don't get the allure.

>>5535251
Sorry she already quit her job at the flower shop.

>>5535353
Monster train when

>>5535353
>people got assblasted yesterday that people were practicing moonrunes on chat yesterday
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>5535353
>people got assblasted yesterday that people were practicing moonrunes on chat yesterday
Anonchama, your alternative timeline reps...

Release your cover songs already retard

Why are dads cringe?

>>5535471
She probably forgot she recorded them.

>>5535488
The viewer reflects the audience

>>5535428
archive reps if you want, it's in yesterday's thread. but please don't bring it up after you come back.

>>5535488
Their menhera daughter has twisted them

>>5535488
life imitates bea

I've had enough of her, her ego has gotten too big. You can't treat your audience like this. Enjoy her picture.

>>5535635
get out of here stalker

>>5535635
I have a framed photo of Beatani on my desk
I can confirm this is not what she looks like.

>>5535635
Just as I imagined her

what is the deal with the akasupa guy?

>>5535737
cancel task? no fucking clue.

>>5535737
Maybe a balon trying to intimidate her without getting doxxed through streamlabs. Of course she doesn't mind the money.

Is Risuna just Eve Reese from Redo of Healer? She's getting groomed and has to listen to a furry getting fucked. It makes sense that Bea would be really into that sick material.

smelly bear

>>5535916
Stinky bear

>>5535471
>>5535496
she was talking on twitter a few days ago about buying a synth off amazon so she might be waiting for that to come in?

>>5535916
Smells like a summer day on a shrimp boat.

>>5535962
I don't think that's the cause. She said she's already recorded the songs but doesn't have the videos.

>>5535916
hello bea

>>5536040
no

>>5529017
>enable notifications for fireworks
kek

>>5536143
I've enabled notifications for Beatani and at this point it feels like I've done the same for fireworks, even though I don't even follow him.

>>5536260
I'm starting to believe he posts about himself to later go on twitter and bait more Bea replies again.
Could we cut it already

>>5536260
i meant was that she probably enabled notifications for him after the shitstorm here

can't really blame either of them.

Guys I think bea is learning board culture from other threads. I think she’s cheating on us with hlgg and possibly other indie threads. Are you just gonna let her betray us?

Ever think about how the dialogue you read in erohon is written by a man most of the time?

>>5536344
A man knows how to get a dick hard better than a woman

>>5536337
Bea posting here when >>>/int/147293096

>>5536337
Scroll all the way up and tell us what the name of the board is. Is it /vtb/ - Menhera vtuber Beatani or is it something else

>>5536309
100% the case, best is to ignore.

>>5536344
Dads must be cuter and funnier than Bea...

>>5536337
She's definitely been lurking on the Nadeshiko threads

>>5536471
Dads are incapable of that.
Twitter was a mistake

>>5535471
When will she do the vtuber thing and make a KING cover?

>>5536510
Dad, let's fuck, what do you say?

>>5536590
Are you passable trap or transgirl?

>>5536564
I unironically want her to cover usseewa and belt it out with all the menhera energy she can muster

>>5536524
Maybe she's one of the hornyposters there

>>5533316
>>I'm not a furry, but maybe now I do want to fuck Shaymin too
How did you know my thoughts?

>>5536309
you niggers did it to yourself. and this is the price niggers have to pay for early threads. i find it funny if he doesn't have the guts to dm her. but i guess that would kill his whole persona.

>>5536590
If I told you I am a fat, hairy guy, what would you say me?

>>5536797
shut the fuck up bea

>>5536797
The persona of being a pathetic punching bag without personality? It would kill it.

>>5536812
I'm fat and hairy too! We have so much in common!

>>5536625
I'm on my way to that
>>5536812
Do you at least have a big penis?

test

I remember when you faggots encouraged Hanabi to post his drawings here. Bunch of spineless pussies, kek.

>>5536922
Ohadayo

>>5536922
did it work

>>5536925
Never did Firework. Shut the fuck up.

LETS GO GAY DAD SEX UOOOHHHHHH
I EILL SELL MY MASCULINITY AWAY FOR THIS BEAR AND BECOME OTOKOKONJSJDJD

>>5536892
trap fucker dad will be waiting for you, but you better be passable. or don't even THINK about DMing me dick pics.

>>5536925
the thing i she doesn’t even use the hashtag and it still ends up in our faces

>>5536970
DAD ORGY DAD ORGY

>>5536925
That's why the nukumolity is a big fucking lie

>>5537000
Mute or block. It's easy.

motherfucker samefagging again. oh my god shut the fuck up bea

>>5536925
He is getting better and finally stopped with the pity posting.

>>5536976
I have a big dick tho...

>>5537000
see
>>5536317
>>5536143

>>5535737
>>5535780
Has he ever even written in the chat? I haven't noticed him.

>>5536958
Newfag

I'd like to draw more Beatani but my anatomy reps aren't that good yet. I can't figure out how to easily draw her with a sharper face.

>>5537085
no, i don't think he has. it's prob a burner account.

>>5537104
Imagine removing yourself from your namefag persona and anonymously sending Bea money without even a message. Even as a grey I think that's a little based.

Have sex already foolish dads!

>>5536892
9.8 inches is big?

>>5537147
I can't speak for him, but I would not do that. I think Bea prefers to see who it is coming from and receive a message. Anonymous support is nice, but in the end it's meaningless to someone who says they don't need the money.

>>5537095
Sharper face? She's pretty round though.

>>5537181
I WILL NOT EAT THE BREAD
I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH OTHER DADS

>>5537202
I know, but similar to replyfags it's sort of a necessary evil. That doesn't mean attention whores shouldn't be bullied for being attention whores.

>>5536797
He's interesting and he posts a lot of different stuff. Bea has always said she wants to know people and he constantly engages and shares.
He posts:
random thoughts
music
games
doodles with "soul"
He has been a part of all of her headers and made the intro graphics for her stream, you know the one she makes you look at while she's showing up late.
He is always having conversations with her and he has an long standing account that she can learn about him from. He seems to avoid much coomer cringe and doesn't attention whore on stream and does donations behind the scenes. He's exactly what she wants in a fan. No, I'm not him and it pisses me off but it makes sense.

>>5537250
Certified Hanabi post.
Also didnt read

>>5537250
>No, I'm not him
>t. fireworks

>>5537250
This is embarrassing

you people are subhumans
stay away from bea

>>5537250
>hes interesting
fuck you for lying to me

I don’t see why everyone hates that guy, I had an interaction with him that was really cute it made me want to give him a kiss! He’s fun to bully and I bet he wouldn’t resist your advances. Hell I might even DM him hehe

5537250
stop self posting ffs

>>5537370
hi Bea

>>5537370
love you too, bea.

>>5537319
I tried to warn you guys this twitter shit would turn into discord level faggotry.
Enjoy it, because it's too late to go back now

FIREWORKSS REEEEEE

Fuck I can't get this in burgerland

>>5537370
I hate it precisely because you won't stop bringing it up but then again he probably bring himself up here again and again just for this reason so I guess there's literally nothing to do but wait for better days

>Page 3
GOOD LORD KILL THE THREAD

>>5529017
replying to myself because you guys are fucking retards. this is literally the whole threa.d

>>5537412
Yeah, you either engage/complain which makes it worse and encourage it, or ignore it but it will continue because the person will post about themselves until the end of time regardless, even meta-talking about it like this make it worse too, so there is literally 0 good action aside from just leaving

bea told me she had a bad hangover before going to bed tonight
send her your energy so that she gets better!

if i kill fireworks and eat his heart, bea will love me?

>>5537411
This ice is also super nice. Why can't we have nice things. I only get crap looking ugly ice at the store.

>>5537468
I wish she graduated

Dunno why anyone would be of the opinion that there's any dad would stoop so low as to samefag in these threads.

>>5537492
You will bear the curse of her feeling pity for you

>>5537491
looks like the ice they have at bryne diary

MAN I MISSED CHISATO CHUESDAY INNIT BRUV

>>5537491
do you think she has cute hands?

nest of menhera

>>5537499
its not dads. every retarded posts are made by bea samefagging

>Still bitching about fireworks
You guys are pathetic, at least have some self respect

>>5537544
chisato a peng ting man wanna shag her brains out

>>5537585
nuke london

>>5537463
I've been part of many generals or similar over the years and honestly, as much as people seem to look down on filters, they're just perfect for that. Due to the anonymous nature and very lax rules, if someone decides to ruin a thread, there is literally nothing to do but either abandon it or use filters, because ignoring doesn't work (the person continues/others people may still engage).
I'm not talking about just this case, but in general, it's the only way to not let the nuisance wins. Well if you can indentify who it is outside you can also go after him there but usually not possible.

the best part about bea's DMs is that she doesn't use her persona, so its like talking to chihiro herself

>>5537602
y u chat shit come down my endz dad ill do ur ed in

ITS ALL HE RITS ALL HER ITS ALL HER BE ABE A BE A. CRAZY YOUR BEA IM BEA CHISATO CHAN BEA TAN EVERYWEHERE ARE YOU BEA IM BEA

schzios hour innit bruv

>>5537573
I don't care about fireworks, I'm talking about gay sex with hairy dads

>>5537545
i want to lick chihiro's fingers

>be a a class of low explosive pyrotechnic device
>know you are doing things for attention from specific people
>keep doing it to get under their skin and get replies from a vtuber
>thread gets called schizo menhera because of this
>smile
>repeat

Stop namefagging or else

>>5537534
ok I'll check it next time I visit my hometown

>>5537660
fuuuckkkkk that'd be so hot

>>5537632
>>5537409
>phone filename
Isnt it silly how you can instantly figure out when Bea posts

>>5537694
its a lot better than the ice at wegmans

>>5537573
No, I'm precisely complaining about people like you

>>5537613
Her persona is just a menhera bear so I shudder to think what its like to talk to the real her.

Any other burgers want shoot fireworks on the Fourth of July? I've got bottle rockets, mortar shells, sparklers, firecrackers the whole works.

>>5537717

>>5537698
That hand could give a mean handjob.

>>5537775
the kind of grip that would never let you go even after you coom

>>5537741
its just talking to a typical OL who has some imageboard experience and is a little lacking in self confidence
its rather cute, honestly

>>5537774
don't mind me i'm slightly retarded

>>5537698
fat sausage fingers!

>>5537750
no, but if you want fireworks come to méxico, help my economy blowing off your hand or fingers

>>5537698
Fat fingers. Dropped. She needs to do her hand reps.

>>5537411
Vegetables?

>>5537750
They're illegal in WA. Have fun with the FREEDOM celebrations though.

>>5537717
I don't know how to break this to you, but Bea is frustratingly not the only iToddler in /yah/.

Damn it. I knew she was going end up being a porker.
fat chicks AWAY

>>5537820
She needs the layer of fat to keep warm during the winter, please understand

>>5537698
>>5537660
Eating sushi made by Kumagai taisho!!! The flavor of her hands getting on the rice when she squeezes it!!!!! Kumagai taisho's unwashed sweaty skin!!!!!!

The sushi chefs over here legally have to wear gloves which ruins it in my imo.

I think we should start a discord server.

>>5537859
Kirin whiskey. Here we have suntory but no kirin.

>>5538021
silence bea

>>5538021
Are you sure about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQQNL1Iv_EM

Sorry Bea, I have found a new anime girl... https://youtu.be/zUAyUquyF2c

I've been doing my no bathing reps as part of my Beatani Transformation. It's only been two days but man my balls stink.

>>5538072
Fuck off posting this clip you nigger

>>5537750
Where?

>>5538057
I wonder if she keeps bringing it up because she thought the discord drama was peak comedy or if she actually wants one and keeps hoping we've changed our minds

>>5538072
In his defense, we have all the problems of a discord server already. Might as well go all in

>>5538078
How can cute asian girls shovel mcdonalds into their mouths like an american pig but still look cute while doing it?

>>5538108
If you don't like what goes on right now in the thread, don't even think of a Discord. Not even once.

>>5538131
borgar

>>5538078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEkYewUFVfw

>>5538078
you think this is.... cute??? disgusting.

>>5538166
he probably has a feeder fetish

>>5538150
>>5538078
She talks like her hymen is still intact

>>5538190
but she is not even cute....

>>5538202
she doesn't anon.
plus she's layered in tattoos

>>5538078
very cute
makes me want to cum all over her glasses

>>5538078
If Bea's roommate looked like this I would fly to Tokyo just to become a rapist.

The less I like Bea the less motivated I feel to do my art reps. I guess I've been doing them for the wrong reason.

>>5537750
I thought you were subtlety asking help to get "ride" of the issue your own way

Why are they called "birds of prey' and not "predator birds"?
What is this mongrel language trying to be?
Foolish Anglos

>>5537859
kek

imagine watching japanese emmma chamberlain

>>5538272
>>5538078
>>5538217
>>5538166
I know whitey is face blind when identifying Asians, but she's ugly as af. I'm a chink and even I can tell.

>>5527417
I'm already rendering an animation loop for this. It will be up in a few hours. I like the song.

>you'll never eat Chihiro's spicy food

If we want to talk about cute Japanese girls who we are pretending are Chihiro, how about her instead~~ https://youtu.be/yqfyNS3J69c

>>5538360
all japanese girls are hot, even the ugly ones

>>5538078
I hate slurping sounds

>>5538292
t. bird of fruit

https://youtu.be/BNo0q401Hx8

>>5538396
but she looks like a Korean male...

>>5538456
dont care
would still fuck

>>5538463
Anon I'm male and cuter

>>5538292
I think it's a latin thing. It's the same thing in romance languages.

>>5538456
https://youtu.be/dgglBP1Ay5E?t=28

>>5538476
prove it right now

>>5538078
Even ugly jap girls still look so fucking cute. I wonder if I will ever meet a girl like Bea..

What if Bea added a rule like this

>>5538518
people don't do that during streams so it wouldn't make a difference

>>5538543
she's gonna ban (you) for posting here.

>>5538494
Okay I lied I'd look cuter if I shaved

>>5538555
she would never ban me, remote kid, from her streams

>>5538456
korean males....

Say something nice about your favorite dad!