/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55344270
bau bau!

>>55344270
thank you YAGOO

I genuinely love them

>>55344270
>EN finally finding out the power of HAGS

BAU BAU

>>55345354
Young anon, you too can be a Ruffian

>>55344270
>HoloEN
Fuck that, they deserve to slum it with the rest of those whores.

>>55345660(me)
They don't deserve*

>>55345125
We won hag bros

>>55344270
Fuckin amazing set list, how can the other EN girls compete?

>>55345354
Nows the best time while they’re still fresh bau bau!

>>55344270
bau bau
I kneel to pat their heads.

I literally can't understand them when they talk. Is it just me? Is my hearing fucked?

>>55344270
>Hag twins
>Hag Raven
>Ina reaching Hagdom this fall
Yeah, I'm thinking Hags are now on the menu for EN

>>55349529
Do you live in a mudhut and have brown hands, anon?

>>55344270
I've always said hags are the way.
30 plus is in demand now, you know?

>>55349913
No I'm amerifat. They just sound like cute jibberish to me and it freaks me out when I watch.

>>55350099
You may have dyslexia but for your ears

>>55350099
Did you hop the border?

>>55344270
>>Hags
hmmmm

>>55344270
>Hags
reps?

Shiorin #1
Her karaoke was better

>>55344270
>sang a Precure OP
I fucking kneel.
Waiting for the next holo to sing a toku opening, I know they have the rights considering some of Watame's setlists.

>>55344270
Just realized something in the l4d2 collab.. who among the twins was playing the game..

>>55363800
Mococo. Moco-chan does the gaming, Fuwawa does the backseating. Perfect tag team combo.

>>55344270
They are weaboos, only japanese can be otaku

>>55361484
fag

>>55344270
>>Hags
this is the important part. hags literally ALWAYS make the best chuubas. this has been proven time and time again.

>>55363906
>her job is backseating
Wtf I'm a fuwawa fan now. She's literally me fr fr.

>>55363906
Mococo was controlling the game, Fuwawa was controlling the Mococo

>>55364158
Why is this? Even Okayu said she'll be even better as a hag.

>>55344270
I would say that I was impressed when they started DANZEN! futari wa precure but to be honest they could have just looked for duets or songs about pairs.

it's a low bar to clear, but that was easily the best EN karaoke setlist yet. why are hags so based? why are doggos so based? is there anything greater than hag doggos??

>>55344270
I fucking kneel
when are they gonna do some revue starlight songs tho

>>55344270
should've been JP desu

>>55365612
experienced enough to know what otaku like/hate and knowing not to do retarded career damaging stunts for 10 seconds of satisfaction and vtweeter praise

>>55365612
young women are more likely to want to be doing riajuu stuff in their youth lasts
when youre in your 30s all your friends are mostly married and have kids and you're too old to be going clubbing and that kind of stuff.

>>55365612
Intelligence and wisdom, unironically.
Hags are old enough to not make retarded mistakes they would have made years prior, and they have enough experience in the world to know what people/otaku find entertaining.

>>55365556
does she do it with her hand inside her like a sock puppet?

loving and singing well are 2 different things

>>55366070
Like other anons said, they have the life experience to know not to fuck up a once in a lifetime opportunity. Koyoris desperation not to end up in 2 view hell again has made her one of the best JPs.

>>55350099
put on headphones

>>55344270
I straight up love them, they are better than what we deserve

>>55366626
Yes, she sticks her hand into Mococo to control her

>>55344270
baused

>>55344270
I kneel.

now I want them to sing NicoNicoDouga Ryuuseigun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf4TiQigPvM

>Hags
WHAT??

>>55376417
They're older than Marine

>>55344270
aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why so based

Yagoo must have figured out how to turn me into a white woman because I want to fuck these dogs.

>>55344270
https://streamable.com/ejibvi

BAU BAU

>>55344270
Was kneeling to them since Day 1. BAU BAU.

>>55344270
I started kneeling at rondo revolution and can't stand back up ever since.

I always watch EN hags and cake. EN holo bros missed out but it's great that you guys finally get to join the hag party

>>55350099
maybe you've had a stroke?

>>55344270
Bau Bau

Man, I'm watching karaoke VOD right now and whoever rejected their previous applications should feel really stupid right now.

>>55344270
32K peak viewers for an EN karaoke is big

They were also trending on 3 spots for Twitter JP

>>55344270
Their voice is so punchable

>>55377582
>Had to apply 5 times
What the fuck is going on at cover

>>55377652
The karaoke is still trending on JP twitter. It made a massive splash

>>55377681
Twins are using 2 slots

>>55377681

Kronii got in instead of the twins

Source: my ass

>>55377681
this is why omegatroon was fired

How does it taste?

>>55377681
Dunno. They're in now and whoever accepted their application is popping the champagne right now though

>>55377681
Did they say WHEN they applied? Nene applied 7 times, but all 7 were after gen 4 debuted.

>>55350099
>No I'm amerifat
And that's the cause of your problems (and the world's problems, since you're nothing but a jew controlled country.)
DEATH TO AMERICA.

>>55377681
They said pitching the idea for Twins didn't work out the first 5 times

>>55344270
>it takes japanese hags to save EN branch
roru

>>55378577
>Japanese hags
Reps Fag.

>>55378577
dum threadreaders

What is their first language though?

>>55344270
get in faggots, we're bringing passion back into HoloEN

>>55378654
French

>>55377681
Cover don't recruit often. There was a 2 year gap between EN2 and EN3 and Cover probably only responded to applications half a year ago.

>>55350099
you must be those american jumper.

>>55378701
Unrelated but I really like how this artist draws noses.

>>55378577
maybe do ur rep before comment, anon

>>55344270
Dimitri Jap is on a mission from god.

>>55344270
>Hags

>>55344270
BAU BAU

>>55344270
>Massive otaku
>Love 80s songs
>Hag
you also just described nyanners

>>55382000
Thank you Jap sama...

>>55382068
Nyanners is an ironic weeb

>>55350099
Why do Americans hate accents? Everytime I see a TV show in the US that has an interview with someone who doesn't speak in an American accent, there's always subtitles like as if they're speaking a different language. Why?

>>55377652
they probably could have topped 40k or even more if the karaoke wasn't split between like 6 other streams (korone/noel/nerissa/gura/bijou/fauna). they still topped shiori's who got the complete funnel of all the viewers raided right into it. I don't normally numberfag but it's like "yes they already won... but they should have won even harder because it was just that fucking good and deserving." next time I guess.

Which 80s songs? The good ones or the bad ones?

>>55376660
So they are eighteen years old right ? Since Marine is just seventeen, dunno which season, but still seventeen.

>>55382000
>they were trying to eliminate unicorns
what a fucking dumb idea, they were too stupid to realize that 96% of hololive fans don't watch male chuubas

>>55382000
>捲土重来
learned that from the new fire emblem

>>55377681
Even Nene had show to up until they finally got tired of seeing her every audition. Can't imagine Gen 5 without her now.

>>55382000
“Thank you Jap”

>>55382671
Super Nenechi is a meme simply because of how tenacious she was, no?

>EN Gen 3
>All ESL with bad Engrish
So when do we get the actual next EN gen?

Fuwamoco’s subscribers per day actually went up a bit. It did a bit before the karaoke as well.

>>55382760
You need to half their subs since they are two people

>>55377903
It's just a glazed donut shaped like anal beads

>>55382000
Like a mirror...

>>55377903
I'd rather have a normal donut than this human centipede looking ass

>>55383558
I looked it up and they make it with rice flour instead of regular flour so its a bit chewier

>>55382853
A 20 person podcast isn’t better than a three person podcast. Many YouTube channels have multiple people on them, or different hosts to a podcast or whatever, and never divided anything from it. They can be good, or suck.

>>55383772
It's copelites mad that their oshi is the runt and already taking a 10 day break

>>55383866
I wasn’t sure, and thought he was actually saying the more people on a YouTube channel, the better the channel is. Now I realize it was probably just jealousy.

>>55383958
Yeah he definitely wasn't saying that

>>55366135
are they revue fans? dangerously based, gonna start watching all of their streams if they are

>>55382550
There's no bad 80s songs. Even the shit one are still catchy

>>55383992
Well if you quoting them as saying: “the more people on a YouTube channel, the better the channel is”, it would be what they’re saying in actuality, even if it wasn’t what they wanted to say.

>>55382000
Can't tell whether it's jp bros hivermind or just /here/fags LARPing over there with the Japanese

>>55384058
no but like
I hope

>>55365612
my body isn't ready for a full hag gen...

>>55377681
There were a lot of good indie chuubas who were rejected from Council in favor of fucking Sana.

>>55382000
kek these aren’t japanese people

>>55387248
like who?

>>55387248
So true sister

>>55349693
The raven is not a hag

>>55382853
doesn't work like that, retard.

>>55390406
it sure as hell works like that for their income

>>55344270
BAU BAU

>>55391359
>implying they don't share a bank account

>>55344270
We have been blessed

>>55344270
>HoloEN is fucking saved
They need back up, they cant carry the entire branch by themselves

>>55344270
I don't even have legs anymore, lost them when they sang onmyoji.

>>55387258
>>55384475
You need a JP VPN just to view the megami threads, and the posting filter is way stricter. No VPN works to bypass it, so it's almost guaranteed to be JP posts there

>>55344270
>mid tier singing
>sub counts already slowed to a crawl
>saving anything
LOL

>>55399436
Sub counts for Fuwamoco have actually gone up in the last three days: from 13k to a day, to 14k, then to 16k a day. Here are the current numbers: >>55382760

>>55399436
>catalognigger
>Doesn't watch streams
>Spams 4chin all day
KEK

>>55399436
but enough about shiori...

>>55378654
Dog

>>55364158
>>55365612
Because they know that this job is fucking EASY. You either entertain retards on the internet or wageslave.

>>55344270
They are perfect...