/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__YRk8gLRLc

Schedule: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1685898731537702912
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

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Novella, my Beloved Novella

Shiori~n Love!!!

Love Shiori, and never once think about giving up.

Remember to be kind, exercise daily, and boost your reading numbers. It's what Shiorin wants!

>>55340182
>and boost your reading numbers
What does this mean

>my shiori clip channel have 0 views

>>55340226
My reading number is 5 right now. Trying to hit 7 or 8.

>>55340269
I will save you

>Yay~

>If you could only read my mind
>You would know that I've been waiting, so long
>For someone almost just like you, but with an atitude
>I'm waiting, so come on

>Get out of clothes time
>Grow out those highlights
>Come around now can't you see

>I want you
>All tattooed
>I want you bad
>Complicated
>X-Rated
>I want you bad
>I mean it
>I need it
>I want you bad, bad, bad, bad, bad! <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g19fCJotPc

Everyone doko

>>55340401
Hello Bocchi, post tits.

>>55340182

1406 Shiori!

>>55340444
"Everyone" doesn't exist. Your brain only creates the illusion of there being a world with people.

Hello fellow Novelites,

the polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

You can read either one or both and we will rate and discuss them starting on the first of September.

See you around and have fun!

>>55340526
made me howl like a dog

Open wide.

>>55340226
Maybe he's from /#/ and he doesn't know how to word it any other way.

>>55340182
And cum to Shioriiiiii~n !!

>>55340535
>everyone besides yourself is a character archetype Shiori pulled out of her archive
>only you and Shiori are real in this world

>>55340269
Start posting it in a subtle way here or global
and maybe twitter, hell even discord can work

>>55340444
Shiori flooded her place. All the smart fridges are gone and beyond repair.

>>55340642
I wonder how the level-headed /#/ user feels about the average numbers containment breaker

>>55340269
there was a cute laplus clip channel that was my favorite and he got like 37 views
i think he gave up on her though because he stopped completely

>>55340269
You have to trick the algorithn

>>55340568
>Of Mice and Men
In some countries released as "The Dangerous Retard"

>>55340269
Start putting red circles in your thumbnails.

>>55340945
It may be hard to spot for some dumber anons, but my oshi is circled in this image.

>>55340999
Picture not clear enough, can you add more signs pointing to her?

>>55340824
I'm one of those level headed but I tend to not bring numberfaggotry outside of containment.
I fucking hate it so much. I brought it up in this split earlier to prove that Shiori's vod wasn't edited and I still felt slimy doing it.

SHIORI CUTE

Best Shiori pictures with her V-shaped mouth? I love this expression on anime girls.

>>55340999
proof next thread?

shiori crying and pleading to me to stop cutting my wrists!

>>55339923
her fanart goes fucking hard holy shit

>>55341182
she seems like the type to be into lover's suicide

>>55341115
I like this one

>>55340855
A lot of those talent focused channels just kind of disappear when their talent goes on hiatus and they lose momentum. One of the most well liked clippers on /vt/ ShabbySubz just never posted again after one of Marine's hiatuses. At least Hilmi K came back
https://youtu.be/hGryCc42bVE

>>55341115

>>55341039

>>55340401
happy ending

How long before clipping channels exclusively comb every out of context moment in every Shiori and Nerissa stream for clickbait?

>>55341182
Now I'm wondering how a Needy Streamer Overlord stream would go

>>55340115
Realistically, the hiatuses/sparse streaming schedule for a pretty long time was a bigger end to my Gosling feelings than anything else. Her reincarnating got her a lot more viewers, and for that I'm happy for her even if my formerly heavy parasocial feelings for her are dead by this point. It's nice while it lasts but sparks fade eventually, whether the relationship is a real or parasocial one.
TLDR: if you have Gosling feelings that are actually pushing you to do shit, great, try to make those positive changes a habit or otherwise find other shit you enjoy because those feelings probably won't last forever.

>>55341351
i thought they were hyperfocused on nerissa and bijou, or is that just a twitter thing?

>>55341330
w-where is my wife?

>>55341397
What a fine-looking gentleman in this picture!

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING "TIME IS RUNNING OUT"

lowkey would be down to do a "/novel/ sings" medley. The lyrics from our perspective...

>>55341397

>>55341617
Wait for her to have an original song.

i miss shiorin uu

>>55341397
This has happened to me a lot of times, where I think to myself at the peak of gosling "I will always follow you no matter what." A few years down the line, the level of love just isn't there anymore, and the whole experience feels like a fever dream. Then I feel a little bittersweet and wish to go back, but then it feels like I'm forcing it so it ends up extinguishing whatever fire remains.

>>55341772
I can relate to this heavily. Infatuation is a hell of an experience

>>55339852
SEX

>>55341738
UUUUUUUUUUU

What is Shiori's secret taboo fetish that would cause a yab when revealed?

>>55342110
Gore

>>55342110
interracial is the one

>>55342110
hand holding

>>55341738
>>55342068
I don't have any tree rat pictures saved but just know I want you DEAD and TORN APART.
Instead you can have this.

>>55342110
Bestiality
Tentacles

>>55342110
she already mentioned she made rpg maker games with her friend where they would schlick together over pictures anime guys they found on google search wrote backstories for them then insert them into her game centered around cannibalism

>>55342110
I hope its vore, but idk if thats wild enough to cause a yab

>>55342266
Those were different games

>>55342194
Get the cross for this heathen.

>>55342110
Probably bestiality. Pretty sure Matsuri, Marine, and Chloe have hinted at it too.

>>55342182
>tfw Shiorin will never cowgirl ride you while kissing you and prying open your thorax

>>55342235
Don't forget
>ahegao
>anal
>breast expansion
>cumflation
>impregnation
>lactation
>mind break
>nakadashi
>pregnant
>rape
>tentacles
>vaginal birth
>vore

https://files.catbox.moe/ibh2xu.mp4

>>55341738
>>55342068
I think you fellas should have this

>>55342110
>>55342235
>>55342450
>Advent is basically Shiori and her pets
>It is now considered bestiality for her to go with Nerissa

>>55342503
>>vaginal birth
the horror

>>55342551
the men are the wrong skin color in this one

i find it really funny how shitposting anits think they can touch one of the oldest vtubers in the business.
Why do you think you can scratch her? Why do you think anything you say now isn't something she already heard a thousand times before?
Your quest is futile. The seeds you sow will wither and die, bearing no fruit. This is her passion and her life and nothing you do or say will take this from her.

>>55341397
>>55341626
I always find it so funny how that entire movie plot is basically just the life of a Swede (we are all like that)

>>55342503
None of those are bad except tentacles and maybe vore.

advent is shioris schizophrenic delusion of her being in a white room surrounded by mirrors where she invented a personality for her pet rock and imagines the other three

>>55342667
I believe this

>>55341738
>>55342068

>>55342216
>>55342563
UUUUUU THANKS ANONS!!

>>55342628
Nah

>>55342563
yoink
ty ty anon

>>55342637
Judo throw Antis into a wood chipper.
Twist Antis heads off.
Report Antis to the IRS.
Karate chop Antis in half.
Curb stomp pregnant Antis.
Trap Antis in quicksand.
Crush Antis in the trash compactor.
Liquefy Antis in a vat of acid.

>>55342667
>ISRAEL

>>55342667
I choose to believe this

Is Shiori an Idol?

>>55342806
Amazing!!!

We back?

AIEEEEEEEEE TASUKETEEEEEEE

WE'RE SO BACK

WE ARE SO BOOK!

UUUUUUUUU I MISS SHIORIN UUUUUUUUUUUU

>Shiorin gone
>Novelites gone
Jesus what a bad day

Noticed after finishing this edit that all my Shiori edits have the hair flipped. Next time I won't fuck up.

Anyway... Shitpost!

It seems we back.
Now watch and learn! You, who are ignorant and cannot learn and cannot know.
This is a blessing from the Goddess.
https://youtube.com/shorts/aNUz1NK8gwE?feature=share

I THOUGHT 4CHAN WAS GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME

QUICK
BAD APPLE PIANO THOUGHTS???

>>55339852
>We loved with a love that was more than love.

>No Shio for the whole day
>No Novelites for the whole day
I don't know if I can last another day without Shio...

>>55343428
Good

>Shiori's going on vacation at the end of next week
FUCK

So what productive thing you did in the meantime? for me I finished reading "Rats in the walls", what a lovely cat

Shiori~n Piano recital, when?

BROS I MISS YOU

>saturday
>no stream
>every other en gen 3 streamed today
I feel like I'm getting cucked. This isn't good for my soul bros. I miss her

Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>Offline archiving mission
>4chan goes offline

i missed you all

>>55343634
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

New shorts
https://youtube.com/shorts/aNUz1NK8gwE

>>55343356
I didn't realize I was listening to this on repeat

>>55343856
BRAVO SHIORIN

How will you stay sane, fellow Novelites?

i missed you homies, no kisses though

I MISS SHIORI

what now bros?

>>55343650
Learning Blender so I can make Shiori model for myself

>>55344036
Yeah
*spreads ass*
please impregnate me instead

>>55343917
probably the only vtuber with good shorts. As much as I like the other girls most of the time shorts are cringey

>>55344072
>Got the Novelitebros back
>But Shiorin is still gone

Can't wait to give my wife my money tomorrow

>>55344008
IT'S FUCKING OREOVER
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55344008
I can't

>>55344008
I'll be alright, I have my own autist to take care of at home.

>>55344008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55343917
My cute goth wife is so talented <3

>>55344008
>10 days without Shiorin

>>55344008
>No Shiori for 9 days
Not like this

>>55343650
I started reading Of Mice and Men.

The thread was still up at the time but I did work on my stair reps today also. I'll be able to do more than cardio going forward now that I have my exercise mat though.

>>55344008
Damn, she's going to kill all momentum she's had. Guess last place in subs for her gen.

>even the nips noticed it
Oof, your reponse?

>>55344008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55344008
I can't. Two days is too much already. What do I do?

>>55342933
Yeah she's hecka idol as fuck fr fr desuyo

Brave the wave. It's gonna get rough.

Goslings please report

a day without Shiorin and the Page must hit double hard for you...

i need to know if all of you could make it

>>55344008
Unironically this will kill all the normie hype for her, she will forever be the lowest subbbed of her gen thanks to this.

>>55344008
>Not even active for 2 weeks
>10 day break
What the actual fuck?

>>55344008
She JUST started streaming, it's so early for a vacation already. Oh well, I can wait.

>>55344008
>9 days gone
jesus why?

>>55344008
Here's the event that will filter the tourists, only the strongest will survive.

It's honestly a good true test.
How many of you will waver and be unfaithful in those days?
Are you going to wait?

>>55344495
>>55337389
go back and kys faggot

>>55344008
>TEN (10) DAYS
Shio it is WAY too early to be taking this lengthy of a break

She is moving to a biggest apartment
More space for KINO

>>55343633
One must imagine Shiori happy

>>55344008
WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF LIVING ANYMORE

so why is she gone for 2 weeks?

Fucking goslingniggers

>>55344008
No… the burn out is real…

>>55344008
>No zatsudan or autism stream
sad

In the end it wasn't homos, we were cucked by Shiorin leaving us

>>55344008
no...

>>55344951

>>55343650
I read it too, fun all around even though I used to have trouble focusing on his works due to the slow pace

This is unironically bad though, she's going to miss out on the interaction with her genmates and they'll probably ostracize her.

>>55344951
you do realize she's tried to shill herself as GFE right. blaming goslings for being here is like blaming wheat for growing on a farm.

>>55344008
I wouldn't worry. She's very active on her socials and might drop some YT shorts.

>>55344951

>>55344008
>10 days break
I don't want to doompost... but....

>>55344951
While dressed as Shiorin!

>>55344008

>>55345221
Chances of a 3 hour long Shiorin twitter space?

>>55344008
>collabs with ????
>peaces out for a week to avoid meltdown
i mean, smart i guess?

>>55344951
Lmao newfag

>>55344008
management allows this? she can't commit for even 2 weeks before pulling a Sana?

>>55345345
Yeah that's not a good sign.
Here comes the nuke.

>>55345086
>>55345141
>>55345225
>>55345292
>>55345361

>>55344008
Why does Shiori hate us bros

>>55344951
*cums on you*

>>55340747
If that's true then what took her so long to reveal herself to me?

>>55345451
Shiorin clearly has been working too hard! She deserves a break!

>throw away all your debut momentum for literally no reason
Does she have a master plan or is this straight up retarded? I've been watching vtubers for years and I have never seen someone take an extended break this early into debut. It's almost a surefire way to kill your growth.

>>55345345
i can't imagine any non advent collab not being on her own channel this early into her career. Probably just undecided or blank to build suspense, but it'll just end up being a Narissa collab or something

>>55345507
thats kinda gay bro

>>55343300
yeah, i end up flipping the whole image just so shiori doesnt flip herself to fit

>>55344951
Cry more

Almost 10 days break...

>>55344951
Is this guy fr?

>Her break now filters all the numberfags that were only here because Shiorin number high
Good.

>see schedule
>close /vt/

>>55344792
Haachama's was found OD'd on flintstones vitamins on the floor of a japanese mcdonald's bathroom (men's side) and they've been playing weekend at bernies on her twitter account ever since so I couldn't even if I wanted to.

>>55344008
>no zatsus or edutainment streams
>10-day break
at least there's the EDF 5 collab but i won't lie it's gonna lonely for awhile and i won't lie i'm worried this might hurt some of her channel's momentum having a break so soon after debut

>>55344008
welp that means no membership until 21 unless is that ????? collab

Guess the catalogniggers and discordbrowns just got their new ammo

>>55344951

>we are still doing gosling posting when she sanctioned cageposting

>>55342235
Most girls have tried it

>>55345700
What the fuck? She just started. She has balls I give her that. I'm worried that /vt/ is going to shit on her.

shiorin giving you time to read a fucking book!

>>55346155
>I'm worried that /vt/ is going to shit on her.
Just a regular saturday night for shiorin

SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US SHE HATES US AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>55346104
How does a girl try tentacle sex?

Do you think Shiori is a numberfag or is she above that? A 10 day break is all but guaranteed to make her the least popular in her gen, will that affect her in any way?

She will say the reason for the break right, must be something very important

catalog is gonna love her again!

I hope Shiori~n assigns us homework for while she's gone. That way it'll feel like we're still doing something together

>>55344008
This sucks...

>>55346097
no, anon. we now can post with 3 different actors. gosling, gyllenhall, and cage

>>55346097
Gosling board, 4chan meme.

>>55345986
I was kind of hoping for one or two zatsu's since I love hearing her talk, but I'm fine with her playing games and having fun. Even though a majority of her upcoming streams are collabs
but that 10 day break...

>>55346310
Professor Shiori

>>55346278
Check her Crunchyroll interview

>>55346155
>??? collab followed by a 2 week break
It's going to be a monochrome board for a while

>shiori gone for 2 weeks
>i'll be out of city for 2 weeks
sorry to tell you, anons. but we are going to our honeymoon

That 10 days break is (You)r chance to do more reps.
>>55346310
This would be a great idea.

>>55345542
sources tell me she'll be on MrBeast's upcoming video
>I paid $1,000,000 to rent a virtual goth gf for one night
>*open mouth face*
>*pointing at Shiori's tits*
no, i will not reveal my sources

Are we back?

https://poal.me/pfiqz0
https://poal.me/pfiqz0
https://poal.me/pfiqz0

The mods had to bring the entire board to stop because Shiori was spamming the link to our 24 hour sex marathon. Sorry everyone, I made sure to correct her.

>>55346278
She saw that she had 33k viewers watching her sing and decided she was too popular

>>55346155
she's also waiting out the collab ban period, if it's 3 weeks. if she literally would rather not stream to run down the clock to collab with homos she's officially dead to me and should be to you as well.

>>55345345
So far, only FWMC have had that timeslot in their schedule this past week.
Other ENs on that timeslot are Ina and sometimes Fauna.
Otherwise, GRIM.

>4 collabs
She HATES Novelites

>>55346631
Add an option for "I didn't watch HoloEN before Advent"

>>55346273
I obvioulsy was only talking about the 1st one

So she really does just want to collab outside the company and isn't interested in Hololive. Sad.

I miss shiorin... watching the twins cheered me up a little but I still miss my goth gf anons..

>>55344008
the fuck was this posted at, not seeing it on her twitter or youtube

>>55346992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8

>>55346992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8

>>55346918
Fuck you, almost all the streams next week are collabs

>>55346498
I wish I could but that site doesn't load for me.

>>55346992
she posted it in this thread
you replied to it

>4chan comes back
>Shiori updates her schedule just as we return

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1688022569805324288?t=UfKg98crnGSc8FW_E0xIkg&s=19

An update on what Shiori will be doing during the break

>>55347066
weird how she hasn't even tweeted this yet. still, 10 days of no Shiori...bros...

>>55346985
i was iffy of the dogs because otaku moeblobs are not really my thing but their karaoke stream was really solid

>>55346985
you'll be alright jake kun

>>55347088
Yeah and those will be the last ones that she's only doing out of obligation. Get ready to see Pending a lot more.

>>55347193
me at the bottom

Why are you guys assuming that she's going to collab outside of Hololive just because of the "????" thing? It could literally just be like Ame or something, the times match up.

>>55347176
one day she's gonna title a video "I'm right /here/ with you" or something like that and its gonna be a shit show

Surely you all read the part where she said she would be active on twitter before freaking out, right?

>>55343650
It was about 100 out but I went for a 3 mile walk. It was miserable but I am assuming it was at least an ok workout.

>10 days break
ITS FUCKING OVER

>just got back from my daily 10k steps
>thread is back
I missed you bros.

>>55347261
didn't even take a few minutes to out himself as the rmposting subhuman
kys immediately

>>55347338
It's not the same.

>>55347292
what will happen to Ame once she's been fully archived and her consciousness absorbed by Shiori?

>>55346194
I've been reading for pleasure 2 years before Shiori was a thing.

SHIORIIIII COME BAAAAACK

bross as a novelty day 0
why she taking a break suddenly?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Novelite status?

Well, at least she posted this before the monetization stream.

>>55347394
gosling-kun, in case you haven't seen the news
>>55344008

>>55347394
Good job, anon!!

>>55347483
10 days...

>10 day break
It's over for her

Hey, I guess she wants to do a travel log when she's back?
It's the middle of August, in all civilized countries that's when people go have vacations you know.

>EARTH DEFENCE FORCE WITH SHIORI
HOLY KINO STREAM INCOMING

>>55346631
I didn't watch vtubers at all desu

WHAT IS THE ???? COLLAB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She doesn't love us fcking wake up. It's clear what she wants and we are not part of that. I knew she was too good to be true, a cute dorky smart autist for us but I know it was too FCKIGN good. She probably has a boyfriend already, she probably doesn't even think about us, Idc if she collabs with her boyfriend just fcking stream but no. It's just upset after upset. How can you even be a novelite at this point?

>>55344008
That Nerissa collab is going to destroy my boner.

>>55344008
>>55347544
Where is this from, out of curiosity? I don't see it on her Twitter or her Youtube channel.

Why does Shiori hate her fans?

>>55339852
>10 DAY BREAK

WTF?! Only reasonable explanation would be a holiday or some announcment regarding vesper/magni the next week. (that shitstorm shiori wants to avoid)

you'll finish reading moby dick during her 10 day break right anon

>>55347483
I don't know anymore

>>55346631
I didn't watch holoEN before Shiori.

Ogaman, you were right...

>>55347780
it's the stream schedule livestream on her channel. someone linked it a bit ago

>>55347592
I hope she doesn't doxx herself then

>>55347780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8

>>55347791
>hate
anon, she's going on a 10-day fuck tour to have sex with her top paypigs
you better get your wallet ready if you want her to visit you

>>55346631
All the ex-kronies getting burned all over again with this massive break

What's with the doomposting? It's just nine days, and I'm sure she has a good reason for taking a break so soon.

>>55339852
>Baldurs Gate 3 break

Its over. #copium

>>55347880
>>55347931
Somehow missed that, thanks. Weird that she's taking that long of a break starting on the second week, wonder what the non-rrat reason is.

>>55343650
The site died and an hour later my power went out so I just did whatever the fuck. I read half of a book about big pharma and tried to squat 1 plate and think I injured myself

>>55347996
I will respect her reason for taking a break if she decides to tell us. I will also miss her a lot though

>>55347845
Ogaman knows, this isn't a vacation, this isn't time with boyfriend, she's not going to do anything the 10 days. Their sole purpose is subtle manipulation to reel you in even more and make you dependent on her

>>55347993
The Sanalite's are having a fucking PTSD attack

I'm starting to believe the NTR rrats...

>>55348065
Most likely this one >>55347592
She mentioned it on her debut

Goslinghaal's, can you handle 270 days without Shiorin?

She changed it. It doesn't show sunday anymore. Is there hope, bros? Maybe it was a bad dream?

>>55347996
Some people need new material to shit on Shiori

>>55344008
What's the least painful way to kill yourself that doesn't leave a mess?

>>55347993
The only thing that will give me PTSD is one specific poster. So far I'm good.

>>55347292
gee I dunno, maybe because one of the first things she told us is she's going to do collabs people may not like and it's non-negotiable.

I would have thought we could maybe rely on management to tardwrangle her but maybe that won't be the case.

>>55344008
Taking such a long break in her debut month is the dumbest shit she could do. What the fuck is she thinking? This is her golden goose, wtf can be so important that you need to harm your career that badly?

>>55347996
RRAT reason:
She had a trip she couldn't cancel already scheduled but HoloEN woudln't reschedule the debuts

Does everyone here have the Shiori mouse cursor already?

Sana 2.0...

I hope the collab is with a male just to make the incels seethe.

oh hey, she added a "Fanfic reading ASMR" stream. That's gonna be fun.

>>55347592
>>55348359
This is the reason. People who go outside know that it's a fucking nightmare to cancel an entire trip planned that far in advance.

SCHEDULE GOT UPDATED
we got fanfic reading ASMR

Did Shiori get spooked being popular?

>>55348520
Nice

>>55348520
I will loop the vod until she returns

>>55348520
WE ARE SO BACK BROS

>>55348520
I need to write my fanfic where she ties you up in her house and feeds you parasitic worms NOW

I CANT BELIEVE SHE IS ABANDONING ME ON OUR SECOND WEEK

>>55348520
It's still a 10 day break

>>55348520
>switched from PST to CST
Is there a reason they do this or?

>>55348427
She's going the Fauna route and is going to do GFE and then pretend to have a boyfriend that doesn't actually exist just to emasculate her fans, but this time while in Hololive. Absolutely devious.

I'm gonna jump ship before I get burned again, who should I watch instead?

>>55348427
ya know if she didn't so clearly lean into GFE as her main selling point maybe it wouldn't matter as much if she's on an own le incels slant, but that's not the case. these are literally incompatible things, oil and water types of fans.

>>55348520
WHY MUST SHE PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS

The 10 day break is all part of her master plan to make us dependent on her.

>>55346155
>I'm worried that /vt/ is going to shit on her.
With good reason. This is such a dumb move to pull.

>>55348520
>Proceeds to fill in every day of her supposed vacation with streams

Novelites, I know we’re doomposting i right now but I’m freaking the fuck out at the moment. I rubbed an ice cube all over my penis and I didn’t feel ANY cold at all. I can feel the sensation of something touching it, but no coldness. Please tell me this is normal

>>55348520
What is the mystery collab?

>>55348749
And why do you care so much about what /vt/ thinks?

>10 days
I can't wait to shit up this place throughout the entire break.

>>55348736
WE ARE GETTING GROOMED

>>55348520
SHE'S /HERE/ AND SAW ALL OF US WORRYING AND DYING AND THREW US A BONE, IF WE COMPLAIN MORE SHE MIGHT STREAM ON SUNDAY TOO
I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS

>looks at IP count
Lots of new faces huh.

>>55348831
nigga you numbed your penis with ice of course it's normal

>>55348835
A sex collab with me.

>>55348520
I LOVE MY GOTH GF

I had to thumbs down that video. It's the only way she'll know how I feel about that

>>55348919
>under 100 unique IP
Is that supposed to be a lot or something?

>>55348520
>only two solo streams
man.

How do we survive 10 days without her...

shiori truly follows her goth gf GFE to the letter... she lovebombs us then leaves... only to love bomb us again.

>>55348889
If you're reading this Shiori, it's okay, you can take a 30 day break. You're worth waiting for.

>>55348831
Now try it with Tigerbalm

What am I going to do for 10 whole days??? I may need to switch oshis...

>>55348979
For this split? Yes.

Goslinghaal's, how does it feel to be groomed and be fully aware of it at the same time?

It's 9 days now though, right?

>>55348403
sorry, but i love my axolotl

Maybe this will help me quit 4chan because these days are going to be a shit show.

>>55349067 (me)
>>55348979
Especially on a day that she ISN"T streaming.

>>55349073
Shiori is like a drug in my brain. She gets me dependent on her only to leave me feeling the withdrawal to further my dependence

>>55348359
That's not an excuse. I doubt that trip is more important than her hololive career. This break will fuck over her algo, her mindshare, and her connection with fans and gen-mates. It's also just a bad look

if i can survive 30+ days and counting without magni and vesper i can survive 9 days without shiorin

>>55349122
She deserves it for abandoning us.

>>55349073
I've always wanted to be groomed by a cute girl, ever since I was a wee child, but sadly no one molested me. This is finally my chance.

>>55346155
nobody takes a vacation 2 weeks after starting a job, whether it's an executive position, middle manager, burger flipper or janitor.

the only people who would go "leave her alon she werks hard she can take as many breks as she want" are in this case, going to be how you can tell which fans are actual-children, the college kids, NEETs etc who have never had a real job are. shiori would have to very thoroughly explain what's up just to be barely-taken-seriously by people looking at this and rolling their eyes in 360s. fucking classic prima donna behavior and Cover is actually stupid for enabling it. if she had a vacation or something planned, too bad, you no longer are taking that vacation, not your first month etc.

>>55349209
Anon, reread the post you just quoted again. Slowly.

>Monday Phasmo with Rissa
I can feel it in my bones that this collab will cause meltdowns in /hlgg/ from the cringe

>>55349226
>nobody takes a vacation 2 weeks after starting a job
My cousin took paid leave a week into his nursing job

>>55349122
You'll come back anon, i learned that myself. Even if this site is a shithole, every other communities are equally repulsive.

>>55349226
People will call you dumb for this but its true
The vacation itself is whatever but asking for it so soon is a red flag that more stuff like this will happen down the line

>>55349226
Why are we assuming the 10 day break is not a business trip again?

>>55349290
She deserves the shitting up of the thread I'm going to be doing, is what I meant.

>>55349295
I feel like it'll be kino. They both have that same tumblr fujo vibe

>>55349226
>implying its a vacation

What, did her god die or something? Lazy cunt.

>>55349226
>>55349359
She might have asked it before accepting the position which is generally considered fine ("yes, I'm interested, but I need to take off from these dates")

>>55349183
THIS, fcking novelites acting every negative stance on her is considered bait and falseflagging. 2 week break after just debuting is ALWAYS going to be a bad look. She is going to tank if this shit becomes real. I am only going to cope that the reason is good, but if it's just vague "break announcement". Idk if I can continue supporting her.

You were warned not to fall for her charms. She is cute, yes, but not the first time she does some weird stuff to kill her hype.

>>55346155
What if her cat passed away or something? A real emergency? Come on novelites... assume that Shiorin is actually in need of this.

>>55348975
I understand how you feel, brother. I also prefer her solo zatsu much more

>>55349226
Yup. This is just a really bad look. Your debut month is so important. It's the time you've got the most eyes on you and you can show off who you are and what you can do. Using that to show that you're lazy or think your planned holiday is more important will just make people think worse of you. Just like they would in any other job

>>55348520
WE ARE SO BACK

>>55348831
is normal, take a break for a few days

I wonder how many of the people seething right now are actually Novelites.

I can't believe she got suspended for calling Vesper a queer...

>>55349643
I'm a novelite but i'm just pretending to seethe. I can wait like a good boy

Personally, I think it's good. She's taking up so much of my mindspace that I really don't know what to do, but I'm also scared I'm just fascinated by a new toy, so to speak. So this will help affirm my dedication.

She's going to kill her viewership so she can only get dedicated fans and remove the tourists

>>55348520
we are in

She's also the only one of gen 3 who took the weekend off not streaming

>>55349183
the algo literally will only boost you if you stream consistently. a week break will literally break her back as far as the algo is concerned.

granted a lot of this fandom works via word of mouth and clips, but algo is arguably at its most-important in these opening weeks while all the hype/honeymoon period is in effect.

>>55349185
L O N D O N
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>>55349709
>Company meeting
>Vesper calls a manager a nigger
>Shiori calls vesper a faggot

>>55348520
Shiorin is kind of dumb isn't she... why would she write the JST like this? It'll filter JP. How could they possibly know what +1Day means?

>>55349226
I hate to agree with you but this is true. I'm going to wait to see what reason she gives for this but it definitely looks bad.

>>55349846
best rrat

>>55349643
Considering the IP count as opposed to earlier splits.
I'm willing to bet at least 10-15 are "novelites" with some joining in the shitposting for fun.

>>55349759
based. Gotta filter out everyone from the start to make sure only the most dedicated are left

>>55349774
She's streaming tomorrow, what are you saying?

>>55349885
pls understand
she sperg

>I am real novelite, please hate her onegai

>>55349643
I've not been posting at all, just lurking. I don't really mind. I'm an adult so I understand that shit happens. It's not a big deal.

>>55349780
i'm a dude man

>>55348520
10/10

>>55349643
I'm sad, but I'll live. She's still going to be active on Twitter so we'll at least be updated on her condition. I'm sure she has a good reason for this

>>55349976
The less people around her the more attention i get

>>55349643
I'm a little disappointed, but it's not a dealbreaker. Ideally would have liked to have had a little more time with her before a break though.

>>55349777
it's not even just algo, she DOESN'T have a fully fledge fanbase yet. Taking a HALF A MONTH break in your debut month, is pure stupidity. Istg people accepting this are not just coping but genuinely retarded, I can alr tell that some of these fckers never had a job in their life and just go "eaieiaiee U aRe not a rEal noBelite" aaaaa "bait bait bait".

>>55348403
my dumbass forgot to get it when the link was up, do you happen to have it by any chance

Shiori hates being popular she wants to go back to being a 2view

Don't fall for her tricks!

>>55344008
I know that the algorithm is often considered God on this board, but seriously, why care about anything like subscriber growth or week breaks? If this was a planned trip in advance for, y'know, spending time with family, it couldn't be helped.
What bothers me the most though is that people are completely thinking of this in terms of long-term growth and not in terms of, y'know, actually caring about her as a streamer. Because numbers are the gods, and nothing else matters. The mental health or personal life of a streamer means nothing, all that matters is that number go up.
I hope you all rot to death watching socialblade.

While I'm a bit bummed out, that doesn't mean she won't post videos on her channel that are not streams. I can imagine her doing just that, if she's really traveling somewhere, which is the most likely explanation for the week-long break.

Here's my narrative. She's been suspended.Now guess why based on previous streams.

>>55349643
Going even a single day without hearing the voice of the woman I love is pure torture. I finally understand why the Kronies are the way that they are.

>>55350102
you need a whole ass cinema for your projection

>>55350102
>half a month
>9 days
?????????

seems like this novella hit its first witer's block