/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I already do anon

I don't understand everyone's obsession with her, the nasally voice drives me away

>>55275485
I can't. Rissa would be furious if I cheated on her with her best friend.

>>55278626
>Best friend
Shioris fucking her like a dirty slut, did you not listen to the collab stream?

>>55276975
That’s ok anon

>>55276049
>PS1
>Retro
Stop making me feel old

>>55275485
>Can you love her back?
How can I show that love?

>>55275485
>Can you love her back?
Do I need to be black?

>>55293364
obsessed

>>55275485
No because I know she's bound to break my heart. And I think I should wait for someone more deserving of it.

>>55276049
>no mention of original nes or atari or commodore 64
zoomers make me sick

>>55295140
If you consider those as retro you should be in an elderly nursing home right now.

>>55275485
You know you're only setting yourself up for a Kronii like fall? Why do this to yourself? Shiori is not GFE and has no intentions of being GFE. I can see her becoming best buds with Watson though

>>55275485
You are going to regret this when the inevitable male collab happens.
Please enjoy the other advent members and not her.

>>55275485
Even if she NTRs me
I will love her always

>>55297481
>mindbroken kronies projecting

Why is she constantly speaking in parseltoungue?

She's not the snake vtuber oh actually I see now nevermind

>>55275485
>Shiori loves you
prove it

>>55298343
If I'm watching her now, that's because I know about the inevitable male Collab that will happen.
If people watch Kronii, then they're aware of that too.
If they watch Calli, then they're aware of that too.
Same thing with Ame, Bae and whatever ID girls there are.
I'm watching Shiori because she's edgy and a different personality from the other moe moe kyun bull that every other Hololive member seems to love copying.
And not because I'm going to pretend she's my girlfriend.

I unironically can't understand how people can fall in love with streamers/celebrities - it's a person you'll never meet, never get to have a proper 1 on 1 relationship with and will always have a weird entertainer/viewer dynamic. With vtubers it's even more distant because they use models and fake names and unless your a doxxfag then you'll never know that
I'm not hating on people who do fall in love with vtubers, I just don't understand how it can happen when they must be aware that it will only ever be at the 'distant admirer' stage and can't ever move on from that.

>>55276975
more for the rest of us

>>55304881
She will never be as popular as Kai Cenat

https://youtu.be/5iTzvBguzgA

More of a reason why people want to be Vtubers. If they put any IRL to themselves they are bound to get hurt by their fanbase.

>>55275485
I already do
It's the first time that I feel love in over a decade and I don't feel comfortable
She needs to collab with males as soon as possible so that I'll be back to normal

>>55304881
parasocial relationships are a bitch, man.

>>55304351
Holy based. No one asked for kayfabe in EN until the twins arrived, then suddenly it's all /vt/ apparently ever wanted and you're a twitch-watching faggot for watching the others. I see the appeal of kayfabe and it makes sense to differentiate vtubers from typical streamers, but there's kayfabe and Fuwamoco who take way too extreme. It squeezes everything that's probably interesting about them out and all you're left with is a noise machine. Vtubers are supposed to be real life anime girls, but anime girls have personalities in their shows that are supposed to be relatable and human-like in the way they behave. Two uwu woofers are not relatable in any way. Korone leaning into her irl boxing shit and making funny content out of it is how it's supposed to be done. She's sharing the real woman behind the avatar but through a cute avatar. She's not woofing like a fucking retard every stream.

>>55305004
You are a bitch
Fix'd
Man the fuck up
Get swole.
Get real bitches.
All you parasocial fucks behind your PCs are doing nothing to improve your lives. Having a slut tell you you are wanted and special is nothing more than a fallacy to make her more money.

Sooner you faggots would learn. The better the lives would be.

>>55305084
>No one asked for kayfabe in EN until the twins arrived
Uh, yeah we did. Why do you think we were shitting on Myth and Council non stop for dropping it? Why do you think the EN scene reclined into irrelevancy while JP continues to soar to ever greater heights?

>>55305193
Oh you are mistaken, I don't mean that I know from personally experiencing it, just from seeing what it does to people.
But yeah agree, goslingposters get a life its not that hard

>>55305084
Not every vtuber needs to be what you want them to be, the twins are having fun doing their thing, and their fans like it, so is Shiori doing hers, and her fans like it. You're no different from the Shiori antis if you can't understand this, and you deserve every shitpost.

>>55305193
>just change your entire life so that Women (our gods) will like you
how about no

>>55305356
You agree with him then.

>>55304990
Shit like this was why I was legit terrified of fame as a child, the idea of being around people who not only knew me but also had very strong opinions and intentions towards me was horrifying. Luckily, like all irrational fears, it had zero chance of actually happening

>>55305193
Back in the old days you'd get a trad wife assigned to you in an arranged marriage. "Improving yourself" to attract some dried up roastie whore who has spent the last decade riding the cock carousel is a scam

>>55305392
how so?

>>55275485
No.

>>55275485
Since the catalog has been relentlessly spammed with Shiori astroturf threads I kind of want her to fucking die now desu

>>55305452
and lusting over Virtual Women and throwing large amounts of money just for them to give you only 1 minute of attention saying your name isn't a scam?
Get bent Vtuber Viewer.

>>55275485
we can fix her boys

>>55295140
OK boomer

I already do, my beautiful autistic wife, if only I had met you in the past...

Not a cuck, you can keep your toxic whore, thanks anyway.

>>55276975
coombrained cuckolds

>>55305670
>and lusting over Virtual Women and throwing large amounts of money just for them to give you only 1 minute of attention saying your name isn't a scam?
Are you retarded? It can't be a scam when people know exactly what they're getting. Sending a superchat to a vtuber so she'll read your name is the complete opposite of a scam.

>>55306936
>>55307010
SEA posters.... not a good look

>>55305279
This anon is right.

>>55305670
hmm i wonder what board youre from

>>55305279
>>55309044
>Why do you think we were shitting on Myth and Council non stop for dropping it?
Bullshit. Sana was the most hated in Council because she was kayfabe as FUCK. The ONLY one that kept it up. Shit on her all you want, that's one thing she did 'right' compared to the rest of them. Most of Myth and Council's fanbase are normalfags that are now acting high and mighty as if they've only ever watched JPs. Shitting on the girls they were literally supporting just a week ago because they're not like Fuwamoco.
>Why do you think the EN scene reclined into irrelevancy while JP continues to soar to ever greater heights?
Male collabs, covid, some received 'the talk' from Mori and actually believed it, lazy as hell, talking down to fans, no raw talent and until very recently they weren't given the same resources and opportunities as the JP branch due to them all not living 1 mile away in the same city. None of that has anything to do with kayfabe you stupid fucks.

>>55309446
she was hated because she was brown

>>55275485
I HATE HER

>>55307057
It is a scam you fucking imbecile nice goalposts moving bitch.

>>55305193
Post physique

>>55309446
>she was kayfabe as FUCK. The ONLY one that kept it up
Not unless going AWOL for 2 months because dead dog and spamming fucking Pokemon streams for a month were her kayfabe

>>55309545
Putting aside the design and laziness, when she streamed people were still shitting on her beeeeg and bread stuff. She was very much in character the whole time and only in membership streams would she open up a bit. People found her too goofy and weird compared to rest of Council. Now /vt/ is acting like that's all they've ever wanted. Fuwamoco is so much better than Sana in every aspect, there's no denying that, but it annoys me seeing baufags memory hole the EN fanbase's attitude towards kayfabe when it's always been a giant filter until the twins arrived.

>>55309598
Scam means you pay for something and dont receive thing. Its literally called a donation. You are giving money for nothing in return. It cant be a scam by definition.

>>55275485
>Shiori loves you
not so sure

already do

>>55275485
No sorry. I love my Oshi only and I wait for her to return.
It's very hard though, very lonely without her.

>>55304881
You fall in love with the mech pilot anon.
Especially if its a 1view 2view or 3view that actually interacts with you regularly.
I know because I'm one them.
Real gosling shit

>>55275485
yes

I do not love Shiori. But I'm fine with her as long as she shakes her tits now and again.

Yes

I love her more than I love my favorite food between 2012 and 2021 when the restaurant closed, which says A LOT

>>55276975
She's crazy
I love crazy girls

>>55275485
maybe once she stops being so forced and fake

>>55297368
that doesn't make any sense. if you call ps3 a retro console you should be in a nursing home.

>>55275485

>>55276975
just for a good fucking

>>55305193
You are playing a game where you lose 5 times out of 10
It's a dangerous game and I'm not going to play it at all, you people think it's all good until you lose and then you go around telling everyone the exact opposite of what you've posted here
get lost and actually go to the gym and maybe then you'd realize why what you're saying is dangerous

>>55309446
If you don't think mannerisms and attitude is part of kayfabe you are extremely low IQ
Those are all things that affects a person's image. Having a bad image affects kayfabe (portraying a character) even if indirectly. Take John Cena for example.
All EN fans have been asking for from the beginning is this nebulous/vague term of "kayfabe" which really is respect and duty that is culturally ingrained in JPs. It's hard to convey that though which is why I think most people resort to boiling it down to terms like CGDCT, kayfabe. Like I legitimately believe most people aren't really unicorns, they just don't think the girls can handle it right, so don't handle it it at all. It's become more extreme as of late because myth and council + rest of the scene has completely eroded viewers faith that they know what they are doing

>>55275485
I would if she had better streaming times, best of advent in my book for sure.

Unfortunately I'm not black so I don't think she loves me like she loves the rest of /vt/. Maybe I'll become the first transracial to make her love me.

I don't love whores.

>>55330047
well that's okay

>>55293364
You need to be black. And white.
And read all over!

>>55275485
I don't want to be NTR'd

>>55275485
I'm going to love the mass heartbreak she will cause sooner or later

>>55304351
>>55305084
gay as fuck cucks

>>55275485
I'm not black though.

>>55276975
>nasally
Is this what the word really means?

>>55275485
maybe

based

This shitshow of a thread shall live

My GF Shiori!

>>55316941
Hes especially easy to parasocially fall for...

She most certainly loves the money, attention, and validation she gets.

>>55332299
We are gonna get it, and we are gonna like it

>>55354618
Agreed.

>>55275485
I dont trust her ntr past

>>55275485
Once you love her, you cant go back. She is the only true big black chubba.

I honestly haven't watched her other than her debut, I'll have to reserve judgement until she does a stream while there's not a stream I'd rather watch going on

>>55275485
The cuckening will begin once the collab ban is lifted.
Anyone delusional enough to think she's not gonna collab with males when she's the only one of her gen following homos on Twitter is delusional.

>>55275485
I hope she never returns from her break

I love my wife

>>55275485
Never stopped

but I'm not black?

>>55378712
Or fit. Or white by the looks of it.

>>55378847
I don't think the size of a black cock has much to do with being fit, let alone being white, anon.