/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>55216585
cute feet

>>55216585
CUNNY I KNEEL

>6 hours
ho lee fuk
was it good?

>>55216900
yes she read 47 of my messages

>he counted
bwo?

>>55216585
Can you guys quit posting pictures of my daughter's underwear?

>>55216900
it was great, she blasted us with shark juice the entire time

>>55217096
Okay, i'll post pictures of my wife without underwear then

>>55216900
No idea, I had to go to work around the halfway point. She seemed pretty into it at the point I got to though.

>>55216900
yep, even a wagie like me who watches her during work can follow it

Time to to pee

>>55217564
into my mouth

>DID YOU SAY HECKING GAWR GURA?
*Sips IPA*
>GAWR GURA IS HECKIN VTUBER OF THE YEAR UNICORN SISTERS!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>NOOOOOO STUPID STONECHUD NAZI WE DO REEED WE DO REEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOO CONQUEST OF BREAD IS NOT A STUPID BOOK
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS GAWR GURA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>i literally can't right now!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN.
>SUS BRO I LOVE TWITTER LMAO DREAM IS SO FUNNI HAHAHA REDDIT BRUH LMAO LIKE HIM HATE HIM HE SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS LEL LE
> I LOVE REDDIT YALL YALL YALL HAHA SEE I WHO I GET TO SEE HAHA LMAO THIS IS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT!!!HORNY ON MAIN??
>SELFCARE CRINGE BRO BE LIKE BE LIKE HE PROTECC HE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE REALLY SAID OK BOOMER AND THATS VALID BRO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SIIIIMPS! LITERALLY NO CAP
>I AM SHE/THEY ON TWITTER AN I’M BOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MAN’S CAREER MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY BORK BORK DOGGO FRFR #ACAB #BLM #PROUDFURRY JOIN MY DISCOOOOORD
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS SHOW I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IT'S GOING... IT'S GOING.... AND YEEESSSSS THE BBC HAS LANDED INTO MY WIFE OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I FEEL SO EMPOWERED LETTING ANOTHER MEN FUCK MY WIFE JUST LIKE MY FRIEND >MAYBE I WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN SO THOSE TWO CAN GO ON VACATION DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN CUTE CG MASCOT?
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>W-WHAT??? DID THAT BULL JUST MISGENDER ME??? OH NO NO NO I'M TOTALLY NOT MENTALLY ILL OR ANYTHING BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE
>I CAN'T LIVE ANY LONGER... GOODBYE *hangs himself*

jesus christ, must be the side effect of expired HRT

I think I got too comfy with my blanket wrapped around me while I was sitting at my computer. I don't think I had a proper sleep and it's going to be noon soon. Goob night now.

>Causes incredible amounts of seethe.
God I love this girl.

any soundposts from last night that people want
i was too lazy to make some

>>55216900
first 3 hours were boring
last 3 were good

who would be more nervous at a dinner date
you, having a date with your oshi
gura, having to eat in front of someone

Gurass

I'm guessing Gura isnt going to stream today because of Mumei's birthday?

>>55218537
Member stream is possible

>>55218507
rubrubrubrubrub

I really love being a chumbie, but more than that I love Gura.

the more gura streams, the more my love for her fades
any tips on how i can fix this

>>55218537
No advent in her timeslot today so it's a rest day.

>>55218757
Stop being a faggot
>>55216624
took the words out of my mouth

>>55218070
https://www.youtube.com/live/a1rXaL26g-A?feature=share&t=16252

>>55218846
They are having a group collab 1 hour after Gura time, does that count?

>>55218757

Goob morning
I love Gura

I am watching the rest of the vod now and have come to a conclusion: Gura cute

>>55218757
Bud, that just means you were a dramafag the whole time.

>>55218905
What is it with Gura and wanting to do things with her chumbies buttholes lately

my wife

>Think about the child. Think about me
I think Gura doesn't want to show us her swimsuit because she finally noticed how much she looks like a child...

>>55219339
Literal child

>>55219339
T o T

>>55219339

I want gura to piss in my mouth and shit on my forehead

>>55219339

Gura knows we like looking at her flat chest, so I choose to believe she knows what she's talking about when she says the swimsuits chest looks weird and is saving us from having to see it

>>55219339
Good. I personally find it hotter when she tries to hide it but we get to see it anyways in some events. It is no fun if she just straight up shows it, she knows how to tease and it makes my penis very hard

I woke up 2 hours late for work and got scolded

>>55220364
should told your boss a shark girl forces you to stay awake

>>55220364
stop being a wagie

BOO!

>>55221362
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>55221362
Would ruin this spooky ghost!

>>55218905

I want to have sex with your Oshi but I know you all have dips so can I request your finest fembud instead?

>>55226767

Sex with a fembud.

>>55227334
Me sucking shark milk

Gura should just move to Japan

>>55227840
she likes living in america

Someone tell me, Why is everyone cucking for this mediocore pedotuber?

>>55228440
good question
i ask that myself everyday

>>55228440
hey, i am not a fan of kouseki as well but that is pretty rude

Gura cute Gura cute!

hypnosis mind control

I want Gura to sing "I'm a little tea pot"

Gura has me completely cunnywhipped and I couldn't be happier

i take back everything i have said about gawr gura

post tailjob

>>55228440
ESL

I stand by everything I have said about gawr gura (she is great)

>>55231845
*pounces you and tears apart your tender dino flesh*

>>55231271

Watch out we're going to stomp out the haters

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>55233939
>Fuck Gura
I'm on it!

imagine sniffing Gura's bum

>>55234426
I WILL do it.

>>55216900
Nah. The bitch went 6 hours without reading one of my comments even though i would say shit while she's looking at chat and 15 seconds later someone else would say the same thing and she would read it.

i doubt she will stream today, unless it's members

>>55219339
Well, she's gotta get over that. She's just acting like this because it's an excuse not to show her swimsuit. She did the same thing with ASMR, claiming she lost the mic for 2 years and then suddenly found it one day. She fucking knows all her fans like that she's flat and doesn't have curves. Wake the fuck up Gura

>>55235160
chat is heavily delayed, retard, it could have been your chat she read.

>>55235364
All the comments she reads show up on my chat at the bottom right away. Not delayed for me

>>55235348
I wish someone had the balls to tell that to her in a members stream.

>>55235364
nta but unless you're heavily behind the delay isn't quite that bad. Normally takes about 2 seconds to see a chat message I send in another chatbox, and another 2-3 after that to be on stream. If your stream isn't behind the window to being read is about 5-10 seconds after hitting send.

Gura tonight?

>>55235160
from your post it sounds like you're a huge sperg anyway

>>55235608
possible but not likely with it being Moom birthday and no activity yet.

>>55235608
maybe if she does an early members stream
its mumeis birthday so no way in hell we will get a stream at regular time

So happy we are back buds!!!! 6 and a half hour stream last night.

>"Oh~he's got a bald head~...PLAP PLAP PLAP!"
What exactly did Gura mean by this?

>>55235160
I had 7 comments read last night
the trick was so comment when ever she opened a holozon package

I had 29 comments read last night, clearly she loves me more

>>55236608
she wants to slap bald heads and isnt as horny as you

>>55235348
No

>>55233368
I'm haters btw

>>55236986
same. she'd read chat whenever the animation played so if you timed it right and had something useful for her to read, she'd see it

>>55237985
Slander! Gura is already fully grown.

Oh yeah? Gura hasn't read one of my messages since November of 2020. My pain is far greater than yours.

>>55238420
Masochistbuds just can't stop winning!

Gura is actually in love with me.

>didn't send a SC
>still got my chat read by Goob

feels good

>think of something in my head
>still get a reply from Gura
She's in my head

https://twitter.com/kron4news/status/1687267146227666944
Gura's mom is fucking dead...

>>55236608
She was using the plap sound effect as a joke well before this shitty meme

>>55232452
I think my next commission will be Shion pouncing on Gura while they watch the film or vise versa, what would you all prefer?

>didn't chat much at all last night because I was mostly listening to the stream on my phone while working
>still got a couple things read
She often just glances at the chat and reads the first thing she notices when she's gamin'. It's the luck of the draw.
I felt super loved though since I wasn't trying hard to be noticed and she noticed me.

I've had two chat messages read ever, and it doesn't bother me. I'm just happy when it happens

i only chat to show her im there and having a good time. i like to sit back and relax to her voice rather than chatting specifically to get read.

so no Goob today because of Moom's birthday right?

I need a fembud in my life.

>>55240149
Same desu

>>55240211
>he doesn't know about the tier 3 members stream going on right now..

Yeah, being a general nobody in her chat and still getting attention from her occasionally in a lot of streams these days despite not tryharding and just enjoying myself and her company really fills me with a real sense of closeness.

>>55239646
>>55240616
Why did you have to say this twice? Are you mentally ill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv9meTO51kE

>>55240711
You noticed? I was mostly indirectly responding to >>55240149

>>55241844
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

Is Gura a fembud?

I am happy to report I've done my due diligence and have not seen a single second of the new gen

>>55242054

>>55241844
So cool.

>>55242054
But have you done your due diligence in checking to see if any of them would be good frens with Gra-chan?

>>55242054
Fanbase reflects oshi, Gura has watched them, therefore you are not a chumbud.

>>55242054
I watched their debuts and thought they were cute, I have nothing against them but my Hololive watching time is too full of my love for Gura and watching the occasional JP or other EN. I haven't seen anything else from them, I have no real opinion.

>>55242054
I'd like to watch them, but they keep overlapping Gura, so no dice. I only managed to catch FuwaMoco's morning streams, they are cute.

Gura released a song on Spotify - "When I'm gone"
Bros...

>6 days of vod
Jesus Christ. I haven't even finished watching the new vegas one.

>>55242348
Gura hasn't gushed about any of them so far. I'll watch them once she does.

>>55242960
It sucks that you couldn't watch them live, busybud. But the vods should still heal you.

>>55236986
>>55237632
No shit. I know that.

>>55218070
do not redeem
https://youtu.be/a1rXaL26g-A?t=22772
if nobody made this yet YES WE
https://youtu.be/dfygPHZhjv0?t=9654
who is this WE gura
https://youtu.be/jezcO5btF_Q?t=4112

GURA, YOU STUPID WHORE SLUT BITCH

>>55242816
I wonder how something like this happens. It's HER singing with some random anime girl picture, but it gets uploaded to her official channel?

you guys obsess over getting read too much

>>55243766
There are some people who don't really care about listening to vtubers talk or watching them play games as much as personally interacting with them, and their entire reason for watching streams is mainly to type in chat and superchat continuously hoping to be noticed

>>55243517
>do not redeem
Are Indians aware of how crazy and funny a lot of their people seem to a lot of the world?

>>55243733
Spotify doesn't have "channels", it's automated, that's why random stuff like that can show up. It's someone hoping to make some money from clicks

>>55243766
Some do absolutely, but being noticed can't help but make your heart dokidoki when it happens, it's an addicting feeling.

>kimono acrylic and valentines merch arriving 3 days early
Nice, but would have preferred to see my dakimagura getting that notification.

>>55243733
there's been people claiming other peoples music as their own and syphoning the ad money to themselves. one guy made over a million doing it. it was all legal funny enough.

I want pizza again

>>55216585
>DID YOU SAY HECKING GAWR GURA?
*Sips IPA*
>GAWR GURA IS HECKIN VTUBER OF THE YEAR UNICORN SISTERS!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>NOOOOOO STUPID STONECHUD NAZI WE DO REEED WE DO REEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOO CONQUEST OF BREAD IS NOT A STUPID BOOK
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS GAWR GURA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>i literally can't right now!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN.
>SUS BRO I LOVE TWITTER LMAO DREAM IS SO FUNNI HAHAHA REDDIT BRUH LMAO LIKE HIM HATE HIM HE SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS LEL LE
> I LOVE REDDIT YALL YALL YALL HAHA SEE I WHO I GET TO SEE HAHA LMAO THIS IS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT!!!HORNY ON MAIN??
>SELFCARE CRINGE BRO BE LIKE BE LIKE HE PROTECC HE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE REALLY SAID OK BOOMER AND THATS VALID BRO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SIIIIMPS! LITERALLY NO CAP
>I AM SHE/THEY ON TWITTER AN I’M BOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MAN’S CAREER MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY BORK BORK DOGGO FRFR #ACAB #BLM #PROUDFURRY JOIN MY DISCOOOOORD
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS SHOW I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IT'S GOING... IT'S GOING.... AND YEEESSSSS THE BBC HAS LANDED INTO MY WIFE OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I FEEL SO EMPOWERED LETTING ANOTHER MEN FUCK MY WIFE JUST LIKE MY FRIEND >MAYBE I WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN SO THOSE TWO CAN GO ON VACATION DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN CUTE CG MASCOT?
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>W-WHAT??? DID THAT BULL JUST MISGENDER ME??? OH NO NO NO I'M TOTALLY NOT MENTALLY ILL OR ANYTHING BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE
>I CAN'T LIVE ANY LONGER... GOODBYE *hangs himself*

>>55244860
I don't think I've had a vegan pizza. I'm all about fake cheese so it mitebcool.

I don't normally post about getting chat messages read or not because im superstitious about it

is Gura really never going to use catshark again?

Gurina post

>>55218905
How does she keep losing keycaps?

>>55245126
That's good, but also it's normal to get a rush when a girl you like reads something you wrote and you want to tell everyone about it I think.

>>55244031
At least indian americans know and exploit it all the time for cheap laughs.

>>55245588
>also it's normal to get a rush when a girl you like reads something you wrote and you want to tell everyone about it I think.
I get that feeling and want to post about it all the time, but even though anons wouldn't know who I am the superstitious part of me worries she'll stop reading my messages and supers because of it. I know it makes no sense but I'd rather not risk it

Thank god I don't have to worry and stress about a Gura stream tonight. Hopefully she takes the weekend off and comes back on Monday

>>55245490
how do the strings connect like that?

>>55245566
gamer rage, or a quick snack..

>>55246027
ASMR lovenest on Sunday, sorry.

>>55246051
kek

>>55245728
What's it like being superstitious? Is it like OCD?
I'm actually curious and I want to learn about what it's like.

i peeled a bit of skin off of my lip that went too deep and now its bleeding

>>55246027
we love streams here

>>55246414
Stop doing that gura

gura is right people who use toothpicks are fucking weird. you've got fingernails for a reason

>>55246511
but I use toothpicks...

and I think Gura is going to a shitty dentist, there's no way she doesn't have a cavity with how she talks about her teeth

>>55246611
why? your fingernails too stubby to dig?

>>55246757
A lot of food gets stuck between my teeth and my fingernails aren't good enough

>>55246864
that's what floss is for, toothpicks have no reason to exist in this world

I have wisdom teeth that should have been removed years ago. They are broken and grinded to their roots. I'm scared of the work that will be done in my mouth.

>>55246901
Are they actually broken and shit? Are you sure they're fucked? Have you gone to a dentist and taken a good look at them? Because as long as they're not causing you trouble it's considered more advisable these days to just not fuck with them if you don't have to, due to the extent of the operation. I.E. as long as you've not got tooth decay due to them, gum issues etc. you should be A-OK

>>55246901
my first wisdom tooth removal felt like they wiggled it out with a crowbar. Idk what they did to the others but it was hot and smelled burnt, they let me keep the broken pieces.

where gobie

>>55247057
Oh they are done. The nerves around them seem to be dead. They're not causing me issues but that only worries me a little more.

>>55246241
>What's it like being superstitious?
Hard to describe really, but im like this with a lot of things. It's basically just the idea that I don't want to tempt fate by saying something I shouldn't. Im gonna guess playing and watching a ton of sports growing up was what instilled the feeling inside of me, but I have no way to know for sure. It's kinda like when people on here post things like "She's been live for 4 hours" and then she immediately turns around and ends stream. Realistically that post has no effect on her stream length, but the superstitious side of things has a little feeling in the back of your mind that wonders if it actually did, even if you know it didn't. Almost like a shitty lite version of recency bias, which I think pretty much everyone experiences

review the holosummer voice right now

>>55247575
10/10 althought I didnt listen yet.

>>55247575
10/10 cute date with shark
floaties included

It think we are comfy in here.

>>55247317
Yeah, you should probably go to a dentist to get it checked out if your insurance covers it. Also don't fucking look at the next part of this post or you'll regret it.
>>55247098
Yeah, they use something called a elevator to pry it up if they can, since that does the least damage. The others didn't have space to come out like that so they took a drill to your jawbone to cut out some space, then cut the tooth into pieces in order to facilitate removal. Here's a good video on the process: https://youtu.be/DyalZY0msxs
>>55247575
7/10, it was a cute voicepack overall. Nice date with Goob.

>>55247575
It's okay. I can't shake the feeling that she didn't have much control over the script compared to this, but a shillshark is fine too.

>>55247575
Was there a link last thread? I haven't done my reps yet, so I haven't given it a listen.

>>55247948
yes

Nostalgia fever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0pKnY58sjg

>>55247823
>Also don't fucking look at the next part of this post or you'll regret it.
Thanks for scaring me more, and I won't.
My dentist must have really sucked to not be able to see protentional problems that might happen with my teeth.

>>55247823
>spoiler
Jesas.

>>55216585
What's that extra cloth she has between her legs? Another pair of panties?

>>55248495
The front of the dress

>>55248495
I'm not sure, something to comfily fill the gap and also absorb moisture?

peeshark

>DID YOU SAY HECKING GAWR GURA?
*Sips IPA*
>GAWR GURA IS HECKIN VTUBER OF THE YEAR UNICORN SISTERS!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>NOOOOOO STUPID STONECHUD NAZI WE DO REEED WE DO REEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOO CONQUEST OF BREAD IS NOT A STUPID BOOK
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS GAWR GURA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>i literally can't right now!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN.
>SUS BRO I LOVE TWITTER LMAO DREAM IS SO FUNNI HAHAHA REDDIT BRUH LMAO LIKE HIM HATE HIM HE SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS LEL LE
> I LOVE REDDIT YALL YALL YALL HAHA SEE I WHO I GET TO SEE HAHA LMAO THIS IS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT!!!HORNY ON MAIN??
>SELFCARE CRINGE BRO BE LIKE BE LIKE HE PROTECC HE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE REALLY SAID OK BOOMER AND THATS VALID BRO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SIIIIMPS! LITERALLY NO CAP
>I AM SHE/THEY ON TWITTER AN I’M BOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MAN’S CAREER MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY BORK BORK DOGGO FRFR #ACAB #BLM #PROUDFURRY JOIN MY DISCOOOOORD
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS SHOW I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IT'S GOING... IT'S GOING.... AND YEEESSSSS THE BBC HAS LANDED INTO MY WIFE OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I FEEL SO EMPOWERED LETTING ANOTHER MEN FUCK MY WIFE JUST LIKE MY FRIEND >MAYBE I WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN SO THOSE TWO CAN GO ON VACATION DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN CUTE CG MASCOT?
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>W-WHAT??? DID THAT BULL JUST MISGENDER ME??? OH NO NO NO I'M TOTALLY NOT MENTALLY ILL OR ANYTHING BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE
>I CAN'T LIVE ANY LONGER... GOODBYE *hangs himself*

…

>>55248904
She's been talking more and more about her bodily functions with us and more of her general mundane life and I appreciate it. She's trying dammit.

>>55249334
She isn't trying she's SUCCEEDING

I think antis have overheated this summer and are stroking out.

I don't know what this caps lock green text mess is about, but no one here is going to read that probably.

wtf it's august now?

>>55249980
don't remind me..

Why does Gura hate me?

A reminder that your oshi sleeps like a log on long flights to Japan, tempting ojisans and salarymen with her vulnerable body.

>>55250615
yeah, me

>>55249334
But really this always hits me right in the feels.
She needs to know we are always there for her. Always. Please reassure my sweet wife.

I've been busy with things but I'm finally free. Should I catch up on Vods or is sharky streaming tonight?

>>55250615
She said she doesn't do that and instead watches movies, and she's told us about the movies she watched to prove it.

>>55250976
looks like no shork today
maybe she will call moom

>>55250976
Probably not, catch up, bud. Get comfy.

>>55250976
You should check out Mumei's Karaoke later. Good chance for a prerecorded Gumei duet

>>55243384
then why didn't you get any
LOSER

>>55251352
These 2 together are amazing.

>>55251352
I'm the mayonnaise packet btw ToT

>>55248180
The catbox link is gone. Need a new link. Damn sleeptimes and FOMO.

>>55253478
there is a fileio link posted in an old global thread, which was linked in that thread

>>55249334
herr stream with mumei was amazingg. She talked about so much gross stuff, and sniffed her own bellybutton on stream. I've been repeatedly cumming to this like every 6 hours since that stream. God she's perfect.

>>55250615
God imagine spotting her on the plane, but she's asleep, so you're able to just look at her as long as you want, study her face, her skin, her body, watching her flat chest rise and fall as she breathes. I wonder if you could walk past her and catch her scent. I'd probably pause right at her seat in the isle and just smell the air around her. Maybe accidentally drop something so i can bend down for a closer look and sniff.

>>55253536
ah thank you. i looked at first and my blind eyes and adhd brained skipped over that. cheers.

I wish the ENs also did June bride voicepacks, though I feel like normalfags would just go
>CRINGE! CRINGE! CRINGE!
and ruin it.

>>55254182
I don't know why you'd want that, the voicepacks are all shit so far compared to any 5 minutes of a stream. You're better off waiting for another RP stream.

>>55254327
Fair, her sameido stream does BTFO her voicepacks hard. I feel like she just leans too heavily into the genki imouto chara in her voicepacks. I guess what I'm really hoping for is another one of those streams.

>>55254327
It's funny cause she obviously had a script or at least notes for that stream. Let Gura write her own scripts Cover she's better at it than you.

>>55254182
YES

Is there anyone else like me who just watches Gura and doesn't give a fuck about the rest of Hololive? When she was gone all that time I never watched anyone else or paid attention to what was going on inside the company. I do a little bit more now that she's back but I still don't watch anyone else

If so excited right now

>>55255173
Yeah, not me though. I enjoy plenty of other Holos and watch and support when I can

>>55247823
thank christ I was put under for my removal

>>55255173
Kinda? When Gura is going through an inactive phase I can't bring myself to watch a lot of the other holos. When Gura is streaming a lot, then I'll watch other holo's vods.

>>55254327
What does "amoiyamy" mean?

Pee

>>55255531
do you mean when she says "and look at me"

>>55255173
I enjoy my small group of holos, but yeah, too many of them to care about everyone.
Even the three I watch is too much to deal with now that Gura is regularly streaming again.
I'm sorry Kaela, Gura and Botan are higher priority than you

>>55255511
same desu except I only watch them live when Gura is active and not currently streaming. When Gura isn't around much I lose interest in hololive.

>>55255675
That definitely does not sound like "and look at me", more like "amoiyamy".

>>55255173
ill click another stream if its in my feed then leave after 2 minutes

>>55255563
i used to think girls peed out of their butts until I was 16 years old

>>55255929
I thought gura peed out of her vagina but she pees out of her tail

>>55255878
nta. It does sound like "look at me" to me.

>>55255878
you're right, but brains are good at processing language. I had to listen to it several times to hear what you're saying.

>>55255531
Gura has such a way with words

>>55255878
She's just speaking fast, it's not hard to understand

>>55255173
>>55255511
If I think Gura is being excluded, having a bad time or is pissed off at everyone else I can't bring myself to watch anyone in Hololive period and start to resent them. If I know she's alright or is happy then I will watch them when Gura is not around.

>>55256292
based and same desu

>>55253612
I need Gura in an old green sweater sniffing lint she found in her bellybutton. Why is there no art of something like this? Get on it.

>>55256016
do we even know if gura has a vagina

>>55256400
I like to think so but it isn't confirmed.

Gura is a girl.

>>55256400
>Female sharks have a vaginal opening and mating organs known as ‘claspers’ used to grasp the male during mating.
Not only does she have a vagina, she also has other stuff down there to keep you in place when you're cumming inside

>>55256292
take your med chumbud

Gura is ugly.

Gura is cute.

>>55256524

Is it possible to tell the consistency of a shit from the farts preceding it?

>>55255173
I’m really liking the twins, they’re playing nobeta tomorrow afternoon

>>55256655
If you know your own smells, absolutely

Gura has a cloaca

>>55256655
If the fart burns your asshole and smells absolutely rancid, it's preceding the worst diarrhea of your life.
Other than that, I can't help you.

>>55256655
Absolutely

Why does Gura keep talking putting things in her chumbies buttholes

I love her more than you could and she actually loves me. Discuss.

>>55257318
I love her a moderate amount, so that is probably true.
I think she loves me more though

>>55257130
She has personally threatened to spit on me or mess with my bunghole so often that I don't even get surprised anymore when she says it.

>>55257130
It's funny/hot to different segments of her fanbase. A lot of stuff she does is like that.

>>55257318
I actually love her the most, and she love me the most

shark and human cannot mixed dna.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22xoBsQucq4
She might've saw something like this.
Please watch cartoons in the morning with us again. I was so fucking tired and it was so worth it.

Oh great now I'm going down a youtube rabbit hole of videos Gura has seen. Now it's Lord of the Rings animations...

>>55258568
link some my recommendations are never kind enough to show them to me

>>55258609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOx7gFwE1oU

anglerfish
what could it mean

pika_pikaa

>>55258568
Can you smell Guras cunny trail following her YouTube path?

>>55256367
Imagine a ggirl like this not touching her butthole and sniffing it. You just know she does it. She probably checks before and after stream. Probably does it when she faps too.

>>55239277
OH GOD MY DICK MAKE SHION POUNCE ON GURA DURING THE MOVIE UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>55259840
Gura definitly does this! Pic related

>>55259383
she wants me to meld with her flesh. Her fluids will flow through and be processes by my body, then returned to hers. It's like permanently cumming forever but with your whole body.

>>55260060
nothing in this world smells quite like a girls butthole. I'll never forget the syrup like sweetness, the almost feet like cheesiness, the dull earthiness like a healthy fertile soil. There's nothing like it. Meanwhile my own butthole just smells like straight up shit. I would strangle a thousand babies for the chance to take a sniff of Gura's lewdest stinkiest bodypart.

I'm imagining Gura playing HoloCure now to unlock all the characters and over half the upgrades before the new update comes out.

Hello /ggg/. The team is signed up and confirmed to participate in /vt/ League 5. I come here with a short poll asking who the thread wants to represent the team. Included are all the 23 players from last VTL as well as the suggestions given from POI gathering. Top 5 becomes the medal players, or the 5 strongest players on the team. It'll stay open until mid-day Monday Yeah sorry about the post yesterday, it was too close to her starting time
https://forms.gle/j7afVLfHqeQaptHq5
https://forms.gle/j7afVLfHqeQaptHq5

She's thinking about playing fighting games, I suck at them but I can relate about how she feels about them.
But you know I was pretty good at using Ironman, Dante, Deadpool, and DORMAMMU
I got a bit too good using him. POWER OF TH-

>>55260409

>>55260621
Thanks.

what holos do you think got a dakimagura?
Obviously, Gura got one, as she told us outright.
I'm 90% on Okayu, with a solid maybe on Shion and Amelia

>>55260409
Im going to behead you

>>55260996
don't care

>>55260996
I can't imagine Okayu not getting it.

>>55260996

Gura definitly read this site yesterday, i wrote about her old "sha ha ha ark" laugh an hour before the Holocure stream, then during the Holocure stream she brought the laugh up speaking of nothing and made several demonstrations of that laugh that she hasn't done in years

>>55261335
You bring up a valid point.

>>55260996
Fauner maybe

>>55261372
yes she's been coming here again but shut up about it or you'll spook her or worse bring back the shitposters.

>>55260996
Do you think Okayu doesn't 100% have got one and cuddles with it every night?

>>55261670
Without direct and indisputable confirmation straight from the girls mouth, I will not 100% on any person.

Do you think Gura cuddled with herself? Or does she cuddle a 3 year old drool soaked blahaj?

>>55255173
No, I'm not an EoP

>>55262048
She is, at the very least, putting dakimagura prime into her bed.
Whether she cuddles it or not is between her, the pillow, and God

>>55261372
But she was responding to it being said in chat. Someone brought up her debut SHAAAAK in an SC, then people in chat mentioned the sha ha hark. You can see multiple people saying it on screen the exact moment she says it.

>>55261932
This secret fan will be exposed once again.

is there a soundpost of her real giggles from the bpm stream? I remember bieng so happy that she wasn't uhahaing at the time

>>55262733
shhh let them have their fantasies

>>55216900
I enjoyed it though I briefly left and returned to her wanting cover to add haptics to touch me

Today i met my 11 year old cousin, she is 147cm tall, my cousin looks freaking tiny, Guras 141cm is insane, shorter than a 11 year old

>>55263813
I love her

>>55263943
>>55263813
I love them both

>>55264243
I certainly hope the way you love your 11 year cousin is different from the way you love Gura

>>55261245
bro you gay or something? Gura could be winking her butthole at you and you'd go play videogames instead, wouldn't you. Fucking homos man, they need to be wiped off the earth.

>>55260700
What? Men's buttholes are fucking gross.

>>55264243

>>55263813
what's your cousin's insta?

>>55264822
See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

>>55265487
what about the feet and armpit people

>>55264674
Fuck, I swear. Gura's been here prominently even before the meme review stream. If anything would scare her away it'll be homos, not schizos & shitposters, but fucking homos.

>>55265732
sniffa sniffa

do you think gura bought the miralax she needed

>>55265732
Hell yeah, i fuck Gura A2A (ass to armpit)

>>55265822
Yeah. She absolutely fucking despises fags. Pinworm breeding shit dicked monkeypox spreaders.

what is the sniffa sniffa meme

>>55265732
was watching this jav, and the girl was sniffing the guy's armpit while she came. I want Gura to sniff my armpit while she cums. You just know she'd be into that.

>>55266189

>>55266189
it's where you sniff the feet and buttholes of small girls.

>>55266189
its what gura does in her local footlocker

>>55266617
is it just a gura thing? she's not copying some sniff meme or something?

>>55266740
idk, I haven't kept up with memes since rage comics died out

>>55266189

Gura is made for vanilla gentle cuddlesex.

9 days since last stream

I want to be dutch ovened by gura, and then wrestle with her under the covers, smothered in her fart smell.

>>55266961

>>55266920
thanks, now that I know I will purge my memory of this image

>>55266935
controversial
brave
based

>>55266935
Gura is made for hand-holding eye-contact intermittent-kissing leg-locked for-the-sole-purpose-of-reproduction sex in the missionary position

would you wait until Gura is 18,000 years old?

>>55267262
Missionary position is a myth, it doesn't exist

I like gura. But my friend says it makes me a pedophile. Is that true or is he lying?

>>55266935
She's versatile. Like while Shion is built for brutal violent rape with lots of belly punching and violent deep throat where she pukes up my piss all over my dick, Gura is built for both gentle lovey dovey snuggle sex, but also when she's being bratty, brutal violent rape and violation of all three of her holes with plenty of harapan and bruises around her neck leaving her in a mind broken state laying in a puddle of her own bodily fluids. Very versatile.

I keep thinking about Gura so much I keep forgetting to do my laundry. I missed doing them 3 times this week.

>>55267440
No, she probably have hit puberty by then and gotten massive knocker, i want none of that

>>55267486
you yeah but not me!

>>55267440
I won't live that long
However, our marriage together will be so good that she will never forget me and will never be able to look at another man through any kind of romantic or sexual lens leading to her never marrying again

She is the perfect girl for me, I don't know how to protect her I will be there for her.

>>55267598
This has happened to me more times than i can count. When she's flowing rather than ebbing, I start forgetting daily chores, and everything goes to shit, and I fucking love it. It's such a good problem to have. Almost daily 5 - 6 hour streams, I've loving it. I was genuinely angry at her for ghosting us, but he actions are speaking louder than words that she really wants to try her best for us, and she's taking full advantage of the energy and motivation she has right now and is fully committing. I'll never stop loving her.

>>55267486
Everyone's a pedophile anyway, so what does it matter. The rich fuck kids, the powerful fuck kids, those without morals or empathy fuck kids. At least we've got a constructive outlet to channel our Uoh's. And anyone that fails the shit test and hurts a real kid needs to be skinned alive.

Why doesn't Hololive members do any "YLYL" or "Sus eyetracker challenge" and shit like that? Is it banned by mana-san

>>55269133
Gura wants to but the first is banned and the second she probably could but is too lazy to set up.

>>55269133
sus eyetracker shit is for western whores to do while they make jokes about how many dicks they've guzzled that week. It's low tier twitch culture garbage.

Goo

>>55268794
Thanks. I will let my friend know over text. Copy paste.

So much glowing in this thread.

Child

I'm watching Youtube videos about flying too high with paramotors

>>55269713
Yeah mine

>>55269744
That's a fear of mine, being sucked up in a big thermal or thundercloud and suffocating at 20,000 feet. no thanks.

>>55269744
What, as in flying above FAA limits or...? Wouldn't they stall out before they got super high?
>>55269962
Can't you just put the nose down?

>>55270311 (Me)
Holy shit people purposely fly those dinky little things up to 17k feet? They can fly at that altitude?

>>55269133
I want Gura to play more batsu games, it has led to some of the best moments; like in the Uno collab and her solo Jump King batsu

>>55269713
Harlot

>>55269962
Just breath better

>>55270566
She wants to do a wheel of fortune kind of thing, she talked about it last stream.

>>55270779
wheel of fortune sucks family feud is a better stream game

>>55269962
It's so scary but interesting. Imagine being in such a high sphere with basically nothing to keep you alive and land. It took astronauts to beat that drop.