/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

love axel now

This one

>She's let him fuck her

how does he do it, bros????

>>55214404
>>55214410
Double bake... /MANS/ is healing...

This one. Also lol
>I'm a very special boy

>>55214404
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I want an oral card...

>>55214502
Amen

He has fully accepted being a dingo

Graduate Magni Dezmond

How much do you miss us?

>>55214502
amen
>>55214496
i almost triple baked

>>55214502
Amen

terminate and ____rape____

>>55214502
Amen

>>55214502
Amen.

>the cards say you're a whore
Based witch, tell him

WHORE

>>55214502
Amen.

Axel is the new whore now that Magni and Nowa are gone

HOLY KEK

>>55214545
He called his birthday merch dingo merch, so he's accepted it for a while

>Sees Axelotls as menhera who twist everything to fit their erotic fantasies
This is accurate

This is how 90% of Axel's on-stream flirting goes. He irritates someone to the point the want to punch him. It's a good strategy to build mindshare(?), since seething about someone keeps them in your thoughts.

>>55214577
>>55214578
this is common knowledge, everyone in HOLOSTARS are whores

>>55214594
He really misses them...

>>55212786
Never had a card lecture on your life? Was the Death arcana up or down; because the position has a lot of meaning.

>>55214575
Why did he move places again? Rent too expensive? Did he mention if he moves states?

goodbye magni and vesper. changes

>>55214665
Mag*** too good

>>55214652
>Never had a card lecture on your life?
Do they teach that in school where you comes from?

>>55214545
welcome newbody


>>55214652
>>55212980

they're calling each other whores..

Any stream after this?

>>55214778
no

>>55214665
Because East Coast sucks for any content creator that isn't 45yo

alright straightbros, how soon do you want the smut scenario? I'm horny also and I wanna greentext it
t.writeanon

>>55214778
FUWAMOCO MORNING BAU BAU

>>55214804
asap

We will never see this woman again

She's very good with emoting with her model. Axel could learn a lot from her. sexually

>>53988462
??????

>>55214778
No streams and to be honest, I think I've had my fill with this stream

>>55214778
Bettel moved his tierlist and supa reading to today so you can probably expect that in his usual timeslot. That would be an 8 hour wait though...

>>55214804
I don't
>>55214833
Yeah, gorimane is gonna take her out of commission now that she's the chef of Cover's assassins

hehehehehe

>>55214891
What does gorimane cook if she's the top chef of the assassins?

>>55214804
Do it before the horny wears off

>>55214804
hit me right up bro i need a good jerk after this stream

>Axel plans to revisit the tarot nee-chan in 3 months

Axel will get diseases if he ever visits america

>>55214947
Ugly

She sounds really excited when she says "Axel~"

>quiet unseiso
retarded

RATE THE STREAM!!!

GUESS HIS FATE!?

>Quiet unseiso

>>55212833

>Draws a person shitting on the HoloPro Gartic Phone collab.
>Constructs a phallic tower in Ame's Astroneer collab.

As much I like axel's shenanigans, he cemented his first impressions as the guy with absolutely no decorum in collabs.
A lot of people see him as a one dimensional person.

This and him streaming in JP (Youtube's algo gets confused as to where to push the content, is it to the JP side or EN) cratered his solo ccv streams.

>>55215010
:(

>>55215043
Graduation

>>55214986
Towasama is really based as fuck

>>55215043
Disease/10

>>55215050
>This and him streaming in JP (Youtube's algo gets confused as to where to push the content, is it to the JP side or EN) cratered his solo ccv streams.
well he has said on debut he's not a very good solo streamer

MY DINGO IS A RETARD (cute)

>>55215026
>>55215046
He's ESL please...

>>55215043
Virgin fuckboy Axel/10

Did we ever check what thread Axel probably had open?

using my vesper teapot to heat up my cheap can of campbells chicken noodle soup because I hate tea

>>55215043
HE'S FUCKING HER RIGHT NOW/10

I liked this collab, their dynamic is fun

>>55215043
BANSHEE IS SO SEX/10

>>55215200
Retard anon about to burn his house down
No really. You don't have it directly over a heat source, do you?

ahh I need more sexy onee-san collabs

>>55214947
Cute boy

>>55215356
Why don't you just watch sexy neechan stream by themselves?

>>55215426
Axel is literally me and I self-insert

>>55215415
:)

>>55215426
I like my dingo

>>55215471
I also self-insert. But in my bunghole

Youtube suggested Magni's freechat for me and I got sad because magmites were being cute

>>55215546
hopefully he see's all the messages and that it strengthens his resolve to stream...

>>55215331
....i should take it off the stove...

kinda weird how much altare has been talking about irl streaming

Well, time to go back to sleep

>>55215947
I wonder why hmmmmm

Man, the stream just now reminded me that i love the arcana theming

>>55215865
Teapots generally aren't meant for directly heating water. you heat the water in a kettle, then pour it into the teapot.

>>55216528
today i learned..

>>55215200
Ceramic is not made for direct heating you idiot, you'll crack and potentially break the pot. And don't run it immediately under cold water to cool it down. The rapid heat in temperature would cause it to fracture.

That's why you use metal for heating, like kettles.

>>55216777
>rapid heat in temperature
I meant rapid change in temperature. Regardless, please be careful. I don't want anons to get hurt

>>55216668
Why do I have such a soft spot for retarded vesties.
Vesoji burning his house down would have been fun.

>>55214804
WHERE'S THE SMUT PIECE ANON?!

>>55216920
im a vestilotl please have mercy on me

>>55217001
now it makes sense

>>55217001

>>55217060
AIEEEEE

>>55214821
>>55214975
>>55214988

Alright. Best I can do.

>The outro screen fades and Evalia sighs exasperatedly, seemingly angry and frustrated, she turns to Axel with a predatory look but the dingo couldn't understand if she was angry or if it was a bit
>"Ayo sorry about the shit I said earlier in your stream-" She hushes Axel with a soft "shhhh" against his ear, her soft-skinned finger pressed against his lips. Axel got a good look at her now, she was blushing, her eyes were narrowed, hyperfocused on the bulging groin stretching against his pants.
>"Shut up and fuck me you dumb dog." She says between gasps, pushing the orange dog against the bed, her face lunging towards his own as they makeout with intense vigor. Both their hands embracing, clamoring each other as they pull and tug each others' clothes off in a lustful stupor.
>A line of saliva connects their lips as they pulled away from each other, Evalia skillfully pulls Axel's pants and underwear out of the way and wedges his manly girth against her sweaty, moist thigh flesh. Axel, in the meantime, rips open the beautiful black dress she had worn just moments ago to hold her massive milk jugs with his strong, masculine arms.
>"Ahh~" A cute moan escaped Evalia's lips, staring at the Gladiator with a lustful smile. Axel stared back at her beautiful green orbs with his own lust-filled blue eyes. Her thighs moved up and down his shaft and his hands massaged, squeezed and caressed the breasts of this ghastly woman.
>"You're such a whore Axel~" She comments "Takes one to know one, bitch." He growls in response. The foreplay was short, they were raring to go and in one fell swoop, the Hound took control and overpowered the banshee witch. his hands still glued to her enormous chest and all she could do was lie there in a submissive daze.
>Axel didn't even warn her before he pushed his pecker inside her surprisingly warm and tight vaginal flesh, he groaned at how much it was hugging his size and gasped at the incredible feeling. "Haaah~! It's in~!" The banshee screams, locking her legs against Dingo's flat ass and pulling his cock further in her pussy cavern, allowing Axel's member to continue opening up her slit to welcome the rest of his dingo dick.
>As if entranced by an animalistic rut. Axel pushed himself further inside Evalia, moving like a piston against her while he moaned against her blushing face, his hands coveting and cupping the boobs that he had been staring since the start of the stream. The banshee woman feels the same as her arms cradled around his big strong frame, they leaned for a second kiss, their tongues dancing together in a beautiful symphony of twists and turns.
>Axel's penis twitch, the lovemaking they had was coming to a close and he was spurred to go faster, harder, make the bitch moan his name while they fuck each other's brains out in a sinful orgasm. "Eva..." He whispered in her ear. The banshee smiles widely. "Yes Axel~ I don't mind~". With that being the only validation, he bellowed out an "UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". The sound of his hips plapping against the neechan he's pounding resounded across her room and in a flash poured his seed in copious amounts of white spunk in her uterus. Evalia reached orgasm at almost the same time with her vagina's grip milking Axel's ding dong for much of his thick white cream. Her tongue was out and a pair of hearts cover the spot where normal irises once were.
>Axel pulled his cock out of her slit, the amount of semen dripping from the powerful creampie left him spent, lying down next to her as he tries to take his breath. "...fuck... me... sex is awesome..."

>>55217193
>Dingo's flat ass
day ruined
thanks for the smut anon

>>55217324
he doesn't have cake anon and I'm staying true to that
you're welcome

Just got home from work.
How's the stream? What did Axel got in his tarot reading?

>>55217758
>What did Axel got in his tarot reading?
nothing but death, he is going to die

>>55217193
This kinda makes me crave for AxelxReader stuff

>>55217193
This has saved my marriage, fed my children, and payed off my house, thank you for this blessing anon

>>55215189
It was like midnight before the memory collab or something. At the time we thought it was live until he said it was the night before (and also noticed his computer clock time in the screen recording)

>>55217758
Picrel is career reading. He got Death on the first try as the first card.

The general reading was quite long, so i recommend you watch the stream. It was also pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6h5HZahlgs

>>55217193
Made me chub ngl, tho you missed out on not including choking

Where is vesper

>>55217001
Oh god, double the dumb...

>>55218692
I've got Vesper right here right between my legs

>>55217324
Pancake Syrios truthers are the only ones strong enough to face reality.

>>55218737
people underestimate how dumb vesties really are just like how they underestimated how stupid vesper actually is (affectionate)

chances we'll get an update this weekend

>>55214947
WHORE

>>55218912
nigger

rrat:Magni had been trying for months to hint his plan to vesper, but Vesper didn't understand because Magni kept speaking in movie references. Finally after watching Snowpiercer, Vesper pieced it together. He knew what he must do. He must kill omega

>>55217950
I never noticed how there's almost zero to no Axel yume content

>>55219283
this one has some legs...the last stream vesper ever did was a recommended snowpiercer watchalong by Magni..it all connects...

OHMONAH IS FINALLY SHIPPING MY STUFF TO ME. GONNA HAVE A HAPPY NEXT WEEK CUNTS WOOOO

>>55219496
MINE JUST SHIPPED TOO
LET'S GOOOO

>>55219496
Happy for you but some really cursed thing to say honestly when you think about it...

>>55220001
How is it cursed in any way?

How long can they keep doing this with Magni and Vesper without saying anything? I hadn't thought about it, but someone on Twitter brought up the fact that they've almost been gone for a month and people need to know what to do about memberships.

Clown sex is morally correct in every situation. Change my mind or enlighten me on how you would achieve clown sex

>>55220239
we dont care

>>55220302
I accept your concession

>>55220239
Achieve? There's nothing to achieve you just stick your dick in, there's no resistance. None that's noticeable anyway

>>55220137
Just cancel if you’re worried about that and you can renew when/if they come back?

>>55220137
Granted they're not terminated, it'll be extremely awkward if they would suddenly just announced the reason as to why both Magni and Ves need to stop any activities on their accounts. So they probably won't say anything until whatever happens behind the scene gets resolved.

Monday JST is judgement day. Magmites and Vesties, are you prepared to accept whatever happens?

>>55220343
But that streak though...

>>55220373
I thought today was the judgement day. Everyone was saying it yesterday, what happened?

>he's too poor to afford t1 menshi

>>55220455
Monday will be exactly 1 month after the announcement.

>>55220341
The Jews stole my penis anon, I can't do that

>>55220455
retards have been saying everyday for weeks now

>>55220455
the paper that will be used for the duo termination notice is growing on my tree outside right now. it'll be finished any moment now

>>55220499
Just because it's one month since the announcement doesn't mean that management would have to give out a statement regarding the situation

>>55220404
all vesmites with a 12 month badge are cucks

>>55220560
Hopefully they do though.

>>55220568
>giftleech mad they cannot maintain their streak

>>55220597
Yeah. Hopefully. The silence is sickening.

Which boy is the most likely to huff silver spray paint with me

>>55220618
>cuck monetarily supporting people who hate streaming

>>55220723
isnt this the same tactic you people used on the chumbies? what niji drama happened today?

Izuru guitar + singing for dead hours
https://youtu.be/IymjGDDYWPM

>>55220842
>>/stars/
>>/cbdct/

>>55220842
this makes me miss Altare's menshis

Wtf look at dis snail

>>55220891
hopefully he can bring those back eventually...

But for real, what did these two do to warrant a one month suspension or longer?

>>55220842
i understand why altare wants him so bad

>>55220842
Thank you~

>>55221096
UOOOOOOHHHHH TTToTTTT

>>55221096
magmole in the wrong place but cute as fuck

>>55220990
They're being sued.

Did Magni promise to pay his debts because he knew he would miss another month of menshi

>>55218423
Death is usually good card in tarot.
Something needed to change/transformation or letting go.
Might give it a watch..maybe tomorrow, was too tired after works.
Thanks

How do I do this to the clown in one (1) month

>>55221177
They made him even uglier. That one edited some anon did a long time ago as a quick edit was better than this.

>>55221346
Still would
Captcha: SWAY H

>>55221346
this, if magni wanted to fix his ugly uniform he should’ve just gotten a new mama. his current one is a hack

When's the Altare vp for weight loss motivation? I need to play it non stop at the anorexia clinic here

The most likely scenario with Magni and Vesper. Lots of members have talked about new management and they both did something to piss them off. So they're either suspended indefinitely or done and they're waiting until Advent's hype dies down to announce the termination.

OR they both want out of their contracts because of said new management and Cover is keeping them on ice until they either decide to return or the contracts run out. I would imagine unlikely because Cover doesn't seem like a company that wouldn't release someone if they were that unhappy but it's possible.

>>55221096
Love

>>55221946
would be life changing honestly

>>55221946
I could see him doing it as snailtare and pretending it's just a villain vp and not how he actually feels...

>>55222470
You could say their lives would be changed...

>>55221660
I will not stand for furumama slander, she gave us the best Magni we could have! The design is amazing and I love how he looks

That reminds me, which stream did Magni draw his fursona? I missed that

>>55222566
>Snailtare will never travel with me in a little terrarium as we travel to Fat Acceptance Events to laugh at obese cunts
What the fuck man

https://youtu.be/hf7MS4G5yn8 SEVEN HOURS

>>55222783
>ywn go to fat acceptance events and watch your oshi try to hide his painfully throbbing boner
why live

>>55223265
>You will never go to fat acceptance movement events and make jokes about niggers eating cornstarch with your oshi

I'm watching the Castlevania anime and Alucard makes me miss him.

>>55221922
Is this real?

>>55223437
>You will never uh.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh w- uhhhhh

>>55223702
this might just be my favorite one of them all

>>55220706
Charlie...

>>55222774
https://www.youtube.com/live/HZlRxK4k9e0?feature=share frilled lizard mag my beloved

>>55222365
For the contract it may be because the timing was honnestly fucked up with anniversary. Management changed, they want out, but merch are ready and it's a mess.

What the hell is an oomfy?

>>55223702

>>55223852
>You will never beat the shit out of your oshi for the crime of being near you when you saw fat activists on your way to the Ghost concert

JWU and Watching Axel's collab right now: 1. That girl is fucking adorable and I hope we see her again. 2. Axel has perfected the "being an actual fucking dumbass" strat when talking with women. he has become too powerful. we have to put him down.

>CAPTCHA: 0AMGN

>>55223234
Nice

Just sitting here
Waiting for Vesper's morning stream
Yeah....

>>55224365
Once we put axel down, we give him 3 put ups right

>>55224180
"One of my friends/followers" on twitter. used in the past by teen girls in fandom spaces to vaguepost about people but nowadays is just a funny word for friend (OG is oomf, but there's also oomfie oomflet, oomphie etc)

Did anyone noticed this?
>>55221922
>>55221922
..

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1687488217509974017

>>55224814
forget to attach the image

good morning i love my retarded boyfriend and his equally retarded and hot twin brother

>>55224951
Hope we get some art

>>55224951
shotare and his creepy uncle love

>>55223702
>>55224814
Are there more cross posting tourists we should know about

My ohmonah stuff shipped, my valentine's key chains shipped and there is a axmag abo fic that got teeth rottingly fluffy in the end. I am fed for a little while.

>>55225090
>My ohmonah stuff shipped, my valentine's key chains shipped and there is a axmag abo fic
Nice
>that got teeth rottingly fluffy in the end
Shame

Imagine how awkward Vesper's first return stream would be this time
I can imagine him not coming back simply because he just doesn't want to experience that

>>55225058
This fag posted this shit in multiple threads including /hlgg/

>>55225153
>Shame
Judge for yourself man, it's cute
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49100749

>>55224951
It was finally his turn to get abducted, huh
https://twitter.com/akira_skyy/status/1679889559902109697

>>55225288
Multi (you) drifting

That laugh compilation reminded me of this.
https://youtu.be/GRTMla_lDcw?t=12194
Leader cute~

>>55226302
His laughing fit laughs are so good.
There was quite a few during Rust too.

the Tempus elves

Casual reminder

>>55226474
god i need a fic so bad

>>55225153
>weakminded anon can't appreciate fluffy omegaverse

>>55226302
https://twitter.com/potebevidno/status/1686431815827935247?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ
I love when he goes all squeaky, makes me so happy for some reason

>>55226474
They're hot

>>55226487
But only if you're a trucker that hasn't showered in a week

>>55226569
True. For everyone else it's free of charge

>>55226474
Would, would, would.

Does anyone know why people draw Magnolia in ponytail? I think it looks really good on her btw.

>>55226765
that's how Magni drew her originally

>>55226569
You know, I'm surprised there's no trucker vestie art. Have some cute little bats driving trucks to ye old stop n top

>>55226555
Won't let me view

>>55226487
I will spam this on Vesper's feed when he gets back.

>>55226813
i want to see art of them being ran over by trucks while vesper is blowing an absent minded fat bastard while he's driving

>>55224865
favorite altare art ever

>>55226794
oh, he was the first? I didn't know. thanks!

proud of him?
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1687497200476225536

>>55227469
spit on his face

>>55227469
Now for the celebratory sex

>>55226474
>Male drow get canonically bullied by their women
TToTT

My oshi, Jerry

>>55226474
UAHHHHH SEX WITH ELVESSSS

>>55226474
why are elves so fucking hot

>>55223702
>>55224814
>Tarot reading.
https://youtu.be/VQRlerUiTnk

>>55228564
>>55228650
Would (you) seduce the nervous fuckup drow man escaping crazy bitches from the underground? Does it matter if he's a filthy warlock who turned to demons for power

>>55228084
This stand is so cool, she did such a good job on it.

I missed them a lot today.

>>55228084
How did she even get one made? Is there a machine or some shit

>>55222365
>Cover doesn't seem like a company that wouldn't release someone if they were that unhappy but it's possible.

I found this cute cat

>>55226474
need high elf altare to fuck me while forcing dark elf bettel to be a part of it in some way or another

>>55229331

The fortune telling stream was hilarious
I love Axel

>>55229019
send hi res files to an acrylic printer to get it done, you can make anything into a charm or standee very easily. there might be more access in japan to that stuff but vograce is known to make those tiered standees

>>55229124
back hort

hate hate HATE regis altare

>>55229564
Interesting... homemade merch potential

>>55214754
Thanks for the showing of cards, but for what it seems it's a good sign starting with his general fortune.

[WALL OF TEXT AHEAD, CONCLUSION BELOW IS THE TL;DR BUT I'D RECOMMEND READ IT ALL]

>>55215043
>General
Ambicious, knows boundaries and the path is going, determinated following the objectives with a successful ending and go further than expected. Hard work pays off, would be a good idea to invest (GAMBLING IS NOT AN INVESTMENT YOU DOOFUS). Tower means a sudden change I'm fearful with this one /mans/ ; bumpy road ahead in the networking side. Keeping things for himself could be needed and has been holding himself a lot

>Relationships
Too many wands drawn means that Axel is a workaholic and not a wanker, bold explorer [Wild SonicCD film reference while referring the tarotist], will find someone judgemental that doesn't fit her demands (Axel is thinking on getting more isolative). Probably will find someone strict that will critizise him for anything outside her expectations on Axel.

>Career
Death, Temperance and Devil (What a trio)
Having to let go to start anew BROS, I'M FEARING THIS TRIO but seems that refers to failed and botched projects that should let go; but also Axel should bother more about himself and stop being so selfless. Things will get slower probably affected by vacations blues right now and is fine and Axel should eat more

>Reading seems to hold for 3 months so.

Well, aside from the points related to Tower and Death arcanas; Axel is really lucky and has a bright horizon. Now I'll get something cold and drink it

regis altare love
magni dezmond love
axel syrios love
vesper noir love
gavin battle love
Machina X Flayon love
banzoin hakka love
josuiji shinri love

>>55229802
(You) love

>>55228938
all i want is to see elftare get fucking destroyed by goblins and orcs

>>55229585
>Sana's back horts
>She graduates
>Magni's back horts
>...
The signs were there all along, we should have seen this coming...

>>55229797
GO BACK

>>55224952
I cant read this but the ants on my desk are shocked

>>55229797
Thanks Satan, good to see that the dingo can have a bright future. Lets just hope for the best

>>55229523
kek

Magni & Vesper have strayed from the idol path.

>>55229797
Its over...

>>55230284
They're born again virgins? Unbelievable...

>>55222365
which comes to axel's tarot reading. Backing up the boys and feeling no motivation. Death card which he will have to start fresh without the them 2. Of course it also can be his projects, but that is most likely am appropriate way to say to the viewers than saying magni and vesper is gone.

>>55230435
I actually laughed

>>55229983
Vesper, you're not fooling anyone, stop coming here.

>Organizing a rigged tarot card reading in order to gently introduce viewers to the revelation that Magni and Nowa are gone for good
Wow... this dingo is pretty smart after all

I know Bettel doesn't like fruits, but there are flavors he liked right? Does anyone remember which flavors?

>>55230435
Love how even the chat relates this to Vesper and Magni.
https://streamable.com/w4ag7z

I just woke up, how was the stream?

>>55231262
Prophetic

>>55231262
awkward at the start but it got pretty funny

Somebody go wake up Flayon right now
https://twitter.com/ArcSystemWorksU/status/1687512709590372364?s=20

>>55231262
It was fun, Axel was extremely unhinged

>>55231262
He yelled at a banshee on stream

Regis Altare's new cover is Ballin by Roddy Ricch. I will NOT take my meds.

>>55231262
I thinks spanking an ass is pretty hot and that is about as kinky as he gets

ALTARE COVER SOON(ish)
Plz be there to support my lil bro, he is doing his best

>>55232648
I will make sure to support his Ram Ranch cover

what was flayon's alt again? the name was really funny to me, but i can't remember for the life of me

>>55232774
I'm so excited now

>>55232826
meow meow (he changed the game but I forgot to what exactly)

For that anon that wanted to see the group hoodie quality

>>55233017
"Tempus" looks so ugly on it ngl

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1687519969683132434

>>55233098
you're wrong

It's really going to be a whole month without Magni and Vesper soon what the fuck

>>55233579
Just trying to get us used to it.

>>55233579
I have them coming back before then or the day of/after the month. If they don't come back around that time then I seriously think they're gone I have no hope left

>>55233362
Well I'll see for myself soon.
At least I can crop it off if I turn out to be right

>>55233579
Hopefully they announce their termination soon

magni doesnt care about holostars
lord knows where the fuck vesper has been

rrat:Vesper doesn't care about dwarves

>>55233970
ROCK AND STONE YOU ELVISH FAGGOT

rrat: Vesper is currently fighting those Ur-Quan bastards

>>55234520
I want them to play Star Control. Or Sword of the Stars.

rrat: they don’t want to stream

>>55233970
There are a lot of lies itt but this is the biggest one

>>55229331
Imagine the drive back home after taking Catvis to the vet to get neutered. I bet he would be yowling in his carrier so pathetically you can't help but cave and let him out and then he would crawl onto your lap, so traumatized from the whole experience he would be desperate for any sort of comfort from his beloved owner even though it was all your decision (his small cat brain cannot comprehend such)

>>55234664
I'm pretty sure cats get anesthesia when they get spayed/neutered, so wouldn't he just be super wobbly from drugs?

at this point I honestly just want the announcement so I can move on, I'm basically only checking the thread for news, I need to let go.

Hear ye, these words are trustworthy and true. The Dez, the Mag who inspires the prophets, sent Vesper to show his servants the things that must soon take place.
"Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done. Blessed are those who wash their merch, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city of Mag. Outside are the dogs, those who practice numbers, the baiters, the oshi traitors, the doubters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood."
I, Jeffrey, am the one who heard and saw these things. And when I had heard and seen them, I fell down to worship at the feet of Vesper who had been showing them to me. But he said to me, “Don’t do that! I am a fellow Magmite with you and with your fellow prophets and with all who keep the words of this comment. Worship Mag!

>>55233970
rrat: Vesper is dead, and Magni and managers are keeping it a secret.

>>55234860
Maybe... Our vet kept all our cats for a bit after the surgery just to make sure they were recovering ok, but maybe it's different for boy cats

holoTempus Rust server, huh...
https://youtu.be/Hkv2It8XtX0?t=4373

Magni won't come back untill Copium hits 500K

>>55235423
Yeah, I got kind of disappointed with that because if it's not "a big event" then it'll just be Shinri playing by himself and he already does that in Tarkov and Minecraft, why waste time and resources on that instead of something like, idk, 7DTD like Axel wanted last year?

wish flayon would grow curious about a milking table found in magni's lab and accidentally get himself stuck in it (the milking table doesn't release the victim until it detects biofluids in the cup)

>>55235423
I feel like that should be left for the general stars one so it's more of a fresh event

Tempus x Orion collab soon?

>>55235573
literally who

>>55235717
The hunter from Greek myth

I'm genuinely worried Vesper might kill himself if Cover terminates him.

>>55235717
The guys from the same company as the witch and currently the biggest thai vtubers

>>55235892
He's sturdier than that

vesper was raped and murder by truckers and is dead in a ditch

>>55235929
Went out doing what he loved, 07

>>55235929
Keep going, I'm almost there

>>55235540
>why waste time and resources on that instead of something like, idk, 7DTD like Axel wanted last year?
Because Shinri wants to play Rust and that's Axel's idea?

>>55234933
Hail the Mag

>>55236102
Well he don't need staff to set up a server only so he can play Rust alone like all the other multiplayer games.

>>55235924
Is he? not sure about that

>>55236314
He is very sturdy in bed

>>55230142
>>55230226
>>55230343

I'm not definitely sure if it's definitely over, but at least this means that Axel will pursue other projects and some other changes that we don't know how they will go because the tarot reading is general on what lies in Axel's fortune.
Time will tell and always be on good cheer.

>>55236281
It's worth actually trying things sometimes, because you never know. Remember when people kept shitting on Temma's Holostars Rust server idea, and it ended up being a huge success?

>>55235929
yeah by me (im one of the truckers)

Has altare given any hints about the cover or literally no one knows shit? Makes me wonder if it is a special thing or him just wanting to be mysterious since after all it have been a while since he had a cover.

Reminder that Vesper said in his 2.0 model debut that only NOW will he start properly doing his own work.

Vesper fucked up, Magni tried to stand up for him. Vesper is threatening suicide. Magni is threatening to quit if Vesper gets kicked out.

Source: It came to me in a hallucination during a manic episode after 36 hours of no sleep

M&G
https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1687538900301168640

>>55236314
Well, at least he looked fine to stream while japan arc. Also he has left his left his workplase unannounced for a couple of weeks irl

>>55236522
Yeah it was a success because he made it into a big event, which is exactly the opposite of what Shinri is planning.
He wants another Minecraft server, something people (the whole big 6 members of Tempus) may join whenever they want, with the big difference that it'll wipe itself after a certain time.

>>55236627
Check the description if you wanna know already

>>55236627
All I remember him saying is that it's in English and supposedly a really good fit for his voice.

>>55236716
All right there goes my money
Don't think I'm getting the anniversary merch any more, anons

>>55236716
$250 to talk for 5 minutes LET'S GOOOO

>>55236716
Oh, they fixed Bettel's Megamind head.

>>55236716
>special announcement

>>55236716
>link leads to an error page
Sasuga jobber guild

>>55236716
>their link doesn't work
One job.

>>55236915
Dyslexia is tough

>>55236767
What you mea-
Oh, huh. That kinda sucks that youtube gave the info away.

>>55236627
All he's really said is that it's his kind of song

>>55236771
Some Joji nonsense then

>>55236716

Panel costs $25
https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1687540547031023616

>>55237191
>first come first serve
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

>>55237191
I do not trust Flayon at all to act properly during the panel..

>>55236848
At least this one is $75 for 2 minutes!

>>55237273
he is very well behaved when he needs to be, like the holoexpo tour

$75 FOR TWO MINUTES I HATE THIS MONEY HUNGRY WHORE

>>55236716
So close but so far away from meeting my oshi…hope the ones that get it have fun. Axel and Altare were so excited to meet fans

>>55237191
With the con ticket it's actually $65
So it's $1065 for the full Tempus experience (5min with each boy)

>>55236928
>>55236928
It's live at 12pm

>>55236716
It would have been funny if they used the silhouettes but put other stars in there. Like Shinri but in Flayon's silhouette

enjoy getting conned west coast sisters

>>55237555
it's 12:16 rn

>>55237703
Each sells on the different date

Looks like you can only get a max of 2 minutes per person.

https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1687543926339805184

>$75 to speak to a man for 2 minutes

>>55237537
mathchama...

>>55236754
>he looked fine to stream while japan arc
He was self-medicating with alcohol the whole trip. Streaming completely drunk and eating moldy burgers while going out of his way to avoid anything regarding his guildmates.

>>55238130
Considering that people will pay the same amount to have the same man read their comment during a stream, I guess it's not a huge leap.

>>55238029
Kinda gay that I can't buy at least 4 minutes.

Do you need a con ticket to buy a m&g ticket? I don't want to go to the con if I lose in the bloodbath. Is it worth it to just pay the $40 for a chance?

>>55235552
Magni Geraldo Dezmond, if you're well enough to post here, you're well enough to stream