/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55203561
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Only 15 more days until the inevitable return of our schizo grandpa.

Nowaoji... doko...

Good night, enjoy the bake.
>>55203594
Amen.

axel stream is 2 hours from now yea?

>>55203696
sankyuu dream of your oshi

>>55203696
Thank you for the bake at this hour, Anon. Goodnight, chu~

Graduate Magni Dezmond

congratulate magni dezmond

Magni Dezmond (v.) Magni Dezmond (n.)

>>55203934
omedetou

>>55203934
adulate magni dezmond

>>55203934
Congratulations!

Where's the announcement

tfw mans burn out

sex magni dezmond

I burned out on posting here desu. It all started a few months ago

Maguni doko... Maglord ueueueeee... I promise I'll stream Copium once a day if you come back AAAAAAAA

>>55204992
only once a day? ungrateful whore

>>55203594
amen

Today is a month since they left right?
They are coming back tomorrow right?
Right...?

So any Tempus interaction with Holo EN or ID is completely totally absolutely dead isn't it

>>55204787
Sorry Anon, I'm not burned out on /here/ it's just late here and I'm a sleepy little vestie. I'm resting my eyes for a little right now.

>>55205139
maybe they should interact more with starsJP

https://twitter.com/covercorp/status/1680662894520803328
>[Announcement] Thank you for your continued support. The talents @magnidezmond and @noirvesper_en will be returning to streaming activities once they apologize and admit that @tanigox is no "bitc*nigger"

>>55205209
There isn't any real demand for that in the english audience

>>55205140
The investigation is taking too long. Please just end it already.

>>55205345
I believe it. Just the kind of thing those two would do.

Senzakimama made a standee
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1687375643317764096

>>55205140
the official announcement was on monday JST

>>55203594
Amen.

>>55205685
So two more days from now then?

>>55205139
I don't know about Holo EN considering literally only two of them talked to them more than the rest. But ID interaction still exists.

>>55203594
Amen

>>55205778
August 19 at 7:43 PM

What are the odds Vesper is training for PBP? If he were, it would take a lot of preparation, necessitating a long streaming break. He did mention wanting to do it and it's later this month. Of course it will be hard since he's dead but that hasn't stopped him so far.

rrat: Magni met Yagoo at AX and made a hard pass at him. Yagoo, having a wife and kid, was mortified, and after they fucked he had him suspended out of shame. Vesper was put in the suspension chair at his own request "for the bit"[/suspender]

>>55205858
Don't tempt me. I'll sacrifice the clown for those two.

>>55205778
I always expect news/announcement to be on Monday 16-17 pm JST. If there's no news then I wait for next week Monday again.

>>55205445
ah a nijinigger I see. Get used to the holopro system you faggot

>>55205858
15 Days before the Final Judgement. Gavis Bettel will know what it's like to have a Gavis pegged against his Bettussy and he will cry in both pleasure and pain. I don't care which. I will lick and suck his tears while I jack him off and continue pegging a massive bad dragon against his ass pucker.

>>55206003
nowa looking at all the trucker porn he has

What sort of stream content ideas do you think aniki should try?
For me, I think he should do Fried chicken cooking and eating ASMR

>>55206272
Minesweeper streams would be nice

>>55206272
don't make us do your job for you Axel
>CAPTCHA: GR00SY

>>55206272
He should build a city in Cities: Skylines just because I want to see what a shitshow that would be

>>55206323
based
im playing minesweeper right now while watching vesper vods

If Bettel is the Joker, who is his Batman?

>>55207009
The ryona anons

nijiniggers working on overdrive with this vesper magni thing and flooding the board with hate for the advent girls must be tiring. When is Mysta’s actual graduation date again?

>>55207009
who's his harley quinn

>>55207284
Me

>>55207319
sex?

Yatta started playing after my yt playlist finished.... I'm sad bros

>>55207319
nice but his abs still look flat kek

>>55206272
He should play "YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES" RIGHT? WELL HERE YOU GO." Just to see how much brain power he's processing.

Or you know. Fallout New Vegas. Dingo needs to learn about roleplaying potential since he loves killing people. I want to see his reaction breaking the hearts of people he's killed. What he could have done without save scumming and the game telling him he's a horrible person as I watch him breakdown and change his bloodthirsty perspective on games.

I got my keychains, I should've bought them all, they're really nice.

>>55206272
Fallout New Vegas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6h5HZahlgs
Aniki...? in 5 minutes

I had less than 4 hours of sleep and am ready for the stream

>>55207857
I looked at her channel, seems like she wasn't part of the VCR server. So what's her deal? How does she know aniki?

>>55203649
What do you mean, the suspention lifts now or in a day or two

DINGO ON THE THAI TELLY soon
https://youtu.be/i6h5HZahlgs
https://youtu.be/i6h5HZahlgs
https://youtu.be/i6h5HZahlgs

>>55208020
Could be some middle-man that knows both her and Axel
Or she could just really like him and just asked for a collab?

Oh ffs the stream is buffering a lot to me, I hate this YouTube bullshit

>>55208020
Well you see it's quite simple.

In true Elysium fashion. She visited Guild TEMPUS and offered Axel a chance to save both of his friends as long as he returns a favor from her. Axel was going to go anyway because The Witch had massive honkers.

Or you know. Karrot told him.

she doesn't really have a sea accent

is Axel really dropping his spaghetti in front of this literal who? gain some confidence man

She doesn't have squeaky voice, nice

Axel watch your language !

In Vesper’s return tweet he will proclaim himself as king nigger and then promptly take another hiatus.

>>55208343
Other way around anon. She called him cool and was stuttering. Axel's just being less sussy than usual.

Damn this woman's voice is hot, the accent is just BARELY there but she's fully understandable

>>55208334
she has that SEA grammar though

>>55208265
>Or you know. Karrot told him.
Seems like you're onto something there

cuckelotls....

I almost see her badonkas

I have hard time following this conversation

>>55208414
based

I can't believe she's trying to get into aniki's pants...
Without Vesper, who will protect Axel's virginity?

Will this be cringekino

>>55208510
Speak for yourself. I'm into this. Go dingo go.

ZETAXEL BROS, WE'RE GONNA GET INFO ABOUT THE COLLAB

>NTR discussion

>>55208565
i think so

>>55208265
Good thing I saw her in chat, cause I also don't know who that is sadly

Axel needs to raise his woman power in order to be deeply interested in nonsense like fortune telling

>>55208558
This was Mr.Jap's plan all along...

Axel your English reps...

Axel doesn't know what superstitious means...

>>55208635
>Magni is trying to get in Axel's pants
>Vesper is trying to make everyone be weird JO bro virgins together
>Management just wants Axel to get a gf and have a good life
So it was all for Axel...

>What does that mean?
lmao this dingo

>>55208697
>>55208702
KEK

You definitely are scared of it Axel, don't try to act brave for the booba

>I hear voices
uhh based schizo?

LOL AXEL

planting your seed in aniki,,,,

>altnowa collab happens
>magnoir stopped in their streaming activities shortly after
do you still want altnowa collabs if magnoir comes back? i fear what needs to be sacrificed just so we get it.

That's Magni's ghost, Axel

this is awkward wheres the card that'll justify me doomposting today?

>>55208780
...can I sacrifice someone else? I'd rather keep both.

>>55208712
Why not let Magni be Axel gf come one Cover...

>>55208780
I'm not superstitious

>>55208861
Magni only cares about Bettel. If Axel becomes popular then he will start spending more time with him.

Dingomama....

>>55208861
No interior company relationships allowed. Even if they are faggy as hell.

damn she's hitting on him

>>55208916
Dude

>>55208978
How did they make magni looks worse

will that bed be occupied after this stream?

>>55208962
This is untrue. Only Talent/staff relations are prohibited

>>55208978
>a png is all sisters need to be convinced they care about each other
absolute state of axmag shippers. wake me up when Magni is going out of his way for Axel like Altare has.

>open stream
>"hot sexy neechans"
Ah Axel

>>55209143
Hey he's an honest guy

have they started reading yet

>>55209103
Have you heard the way Magni is pleading for Axel to visit him? And Axel is correct that visiting him in AU would be kinda awkward just because he lives with his family, why do you think Magni is the only one that has hosted offcollabs?

"Your romance card is ... the hanged man"

It's just funny that some days ago there were some anon who insisted it'll be Miosha doing the tarot reading, but turned out it's just a literal who

>>55209181
No Axel can't read

>>55209205
literally, why would anyone think it would be miosha? lmao

>>55209190
Magni visited Altare early on, didn't he?

>>55209238
I mean do I blame the guy? Even I thought so. She's the only big chuuba doing tarot cards/fortune telling

>>55209205
Sisters are delusional, pls andastand

>>55209205
Idk anon, my memory is not very good but I don't remember anyone insisting it was her but it's fine, everyone lies on /vt/ to fit their narrative

All I know about these cards are their effects in Binding of Isaac..

>>55209297
same

How many fucking card will she pull? How does this game even work?

I can't fucking stop looking at her tits bros, is that bed gonna be used later?

>>55209297
>>55209331
based isaac players

>>55209190
>sister has to write an essay to justify her fujo delusions

>>55209347
probably 10. it's not a game though...

>>55209242
They went to a same convention and collabed in a hotel or airbnb

>>55209347
Tarot Card Reading ain't no game homie, you're basically playing with karmic forces that show a path of towards one of your many futures.

>>55209347
There are a lot of positions that indicate certain things "future, present, past" etc" and the cards place indicate certain themes, and then you weave that together into a narrative or meeting

I'd like to think mans aren't dumb and that they represent a fraction of the tempus fanbase out there but do you seriously think collabing with Hololive helps the boys out? Does it benefit both sides?

>>55209356
just imagine paizuris

>>55209356
you fucking know it yo

She’s using him as a spring board to get into EN4 isn’t she

>>55209297
Ey everybody!

streams must be so boring that we are being raided...

lmao Dingo

>>55209437
All it brings is antis, this isn't reddit, nobody is begging for holo collabs here

>>55209466
she just wants the knot.

>i dont think youre the kind of guy that gets lucky
bros...

>>55209437
I just want my boys to be happy. They can collab with whoever they want and here I am supporting them by sending SCs and gifting menshis.

I can't buy their merch because it never ships here and if I order from a third party, shipping prices are AIDS. So best I can do is get their voice packs.

Idk what I'm listening to here

>>55209496
I don't blame her

>>55209437
wrong place to ask, people here don't think or want that

KEK ANIKI

>>55209466
why would she use a stars member to get into holo. even ID would've given her a better chance

lol Dingo

>>55209437
People who thought it was Mio are more or less shit stirrers falseflagging as one of us tho.

>>55209485
>>55209517
You anons are okay, but I've seen delusional fans out there who thinks a collab from both sides actually benefits both sides when they aren't. Even when I told them it doesn't, it doesn't appear that they'll listen.

vesper is gone, CONFIRMED by the witch

Uh oh

sudden change... oh no no no no

AXEL, OUT OF NOWHERE, IS GONNA HAVE GAE SEGS

magni and vesper...

>>55209381
>>55209408
Donmaai
>>55209410
Oh so that's what the positioning means, I was always curious about it

>>55209510
He really has a bad luck with his projects that get cancelled because of other people...

>>55209586
why doesnt it? not shitposting i just genuinely have no fucking clue

OH NOOOO

>But here's the thing, right?
>Gambling is not investing, but investing is gambling
That's a really good point actually

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55209437
I'm fine if they collab with those who recognizes the existence of tempus. Do I want that to happen on a regular basis? I really don't care. I'd rather watch more tempus group collabs

oh no no no bros

She just called out the samefag here, abayo bro

>>55209437
Organic collabs could have helped. The way they were handled is inexcusable and has caused a rift in the brand fanbase that will likely never heal. I blame EN management which has thankfully been shaken up in the last several months.

axel backing up magni and vesper..

>>55209592
>>55209601
>>55209609
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

No! Axel already keeps to himself too much, he needs to communicate more

KEK

kek

Oh no Axel is a saviorfag

>i love to shit xD
do axelotls really

>>55209592
>>55209597
>>55209601
>>55209609
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

Oh this story kek

>>55209786
he tried to save magni and vesper..

>>55209797
3 times a day

CUNT

oh god the stolen money story...Raft memories

AXEL you cant cunt in a woman stream

Axel saved a high school girl from a scammer

his accent is coming out bros

>>55209849
>>55209814
The SC that someone sent after made it so much better

>>55209886
It comes out when he gets rowdy

>>55209466
That’s what a lot of leeches like Geega and GirlDM do or use them to get collabs with the girls.
>but she was there since the beginning and comments in streams
That’s the point and that’s how easy it is. When you were a 2view in the past and see these big indies coming to “support” you it’s easy to become deluded into thinking they actually like you.

Is North Elysium so boring that sex and gambling are the only pastimes?

just enjoy streams, don't think too hard about it

sasuga samefag

>you should've thrown hands! Sometimes violence IS the answer
Dayum this lady is feisty

>>55209205
Some people don't know vtubers exist outside of hololive and Niji, please understand

Based violence enjoyers

hehehehehe

>>55209976
sister no one actually thinks they'll benefit leaching from your low 3view shitters.
i know calling girls that collab with your boys leeches makes you feel better even though rpr and noct are trying their hardest to "leech" from tempus too but you arent complaining about it

NO AXEL
THE CARDS JUST SAID KEEP QUIET

Oh Vesper is in jail, it makes so much sense

I can't believe Magni and Vesper threw hands and ended up in Jail... why couldn't they just call each other cunts and be done with it

LMAO

>>55209616
Because the people who are there to watch Hololive are really there to watch Hololive. Not Stars so it doesn't mix well. If a collab did happen, it's not like holofans are gonna watch stars afterwards. It works with others girls though.

>cocaine
OHNONONONO BROSSSS

>>55209705
>brand fanbase
the sooner we rip the bandaid of enjoying boys individually, the better. imagine having a meltdown every time someone misses an even- oh wait

>>55209997
what else do you wanna do? Fight monsters? They get boring too you know.

>>55209997
Axel is an Asian city boy

>>55210016
Whenever Axel's doing something with a girl they show up kek

>>55210066
Yeah geez. That anon belongs to /#/. As long as they're having a good time then everything's alright. Dunno what that's gotta do with leeching.

>it's always the good, quiet ones

Are they at the future part yet? Or still current?

>>55209437
>Does it benefit both sides?
No, it definitely not.
anyone who think otherwise are falseflaggers who want people to think stars fans are all ''homebggar".
I don't mind stars and holo collab as long it's natural and the girls dont do it to ''own'' le eviil incel/unicorn/idol culture, while the boys took the most damage. but in general I don't want it to be extremely frequent because I generally still like the gender-segregation environment that holopro had.
but for now, I prefer the EN boys to avoid holos collab because it just brings them more schizos and antis after them.

>>55210159
that's done

>>55210136
Uh-oh, Shinri...

>>55210059
Utsukushii

Here it comes

Axel...

>>55210217
Do you know what that word means?

>>55210059
put on your glasses, whore...

Incoming shut up koinicorn poster?

Ngl something about the way she talks makes me zone out after a few moments even though it's interesting

>>55210254
Nah. Everything's good.

so losing vesper and magni will kill axel's motivation.. he fought for them both behind the scenes before the hiatus

good dingo

Maybe it takes this long because they want us to get used to them being gone so the graduation doesn’t hit as hard

>>55210125
Pretty much. You can really feel the jealousy radiating off each post.

>>55210290
Same. I keep tuning her out and missing what she's saying. I feel bad

EVERYONE LOVE AXEL NOW

>>55210307
Hope Axel's compromise pushes through

Axel what the hell

>>55209616
simple anon, majority of hololive fans only there to watch the GIRLS and they only care about anime girls.
if its truly help the boys, the boys should have big sub like the girls by now.
and thats why it's useless for the boys trying to court the girls fanbase because it simply doesnt mix well

KEK card of friendzoning

KEK

>Axel is going to get friendzoned by all the G cup nee-chans
BASED WITCH SAVING THE YUMES

HUH

It's official. Vesper and Magni will be returning. The cards said so.

holding evalia's cups...

The heart reaction spam looks like it's coming out of Axel due to his position next to chat

>>55210429
BASED WITCH SAVING THE BROS

She's going to a romance reading??

I will bend all the romance cards for my fujo delusions and you can't stop me

>>55210217
≧◡≦

I love the way Axel is just himself, but poor hag must be suffering from Axel's unhingedness about hot girls

why is she trying so hard to flirt with him sisters.. do you really enjoy seeing this?

"all cups are nice cups" - axel syrios

>all cups are nice cups
>but if I can get the bigger one....

wtf axel. control yourself buddy lol

>>55210518
Axel has no yumes. It's only fujos and bros as intended.

True dingo, the whole package matters

>>55210518
She is just being nice. A woman smiles at a man and they think she is flirting

AXEL GOT NO STAMINA KEK

I want to see him play league

>>55210582
"Men are easy, just be nice to them."

>it's hard matching time with the other person
Don't worry Axel, the collab will happen eventually

doesn't axel live on KFC

>>55210682
This is why I am never nice to men, I don't want them to have any ideas of me being interested in them

>>55210694
He loves KFC but only eats it once a week, it's acceptable in his eyes

>Hasn't slept more than 11 hours this week

>>55210240
I do and I meant that.

Axel... Please sleep

I fucking love Axel bros. He's so fucking stupid but it's so authentic

>would leave girls on read
HOLY FUCKING BASED. PUMP AND DUMP DINGO

>>55210694
My dumbass thought you meant he was living on a KFC building

>>55210734
Same.

>>55210582
That reminds me of when this one woman at my workplace was really nice to me and we would talk about a lot of stuff, then I found out by another person warning me that she was married and I dipped the fuck out of it.

they call each other niggers and faggots in that gc while posting hitler edits

How much can he bench tho

>>55210935
Probably not even 135

>>55210885
is that why magni and vesper is...?

>>55210885
just like me fr fr

>magnoir MIA
>axel will take a hiatus to finish uni
last man standing...

Smart choice Axel. Finishing school is a good backup plan in case things don't go well

>>55210999
Magni was posting Yagoo cock edits and Vesper reacted to it. They both got suspended
>>55211030
The Holostar...

>>55211030
Magnoir will come back right after Axel starts focusing on his studies, it's the kintama curse where they can never collab

>>55211030
>>55211043
stop making up bullshit that he didn't directly say

>>55211125
tf? Are you not watching the stream? He specifically said he wanted to finish school just in case.

>>55211125
guess you ain't smart enough

>>55211125
He did say it was a backup plan

>>55211030
And he'll be too short to deliver...

>Too busy for romance, pushing courters away
Aniki, youthful looks don't last forever...

>>55211030
I'm thankful that now at least there's VG to take some of the burden. I don't want the same thing that happened to Axel back in October to happen again to leader now...

aniki on that sigma grindset

fuckboy vibe lmao

Axel is a really smuchy romance type, he just wants one person to love and cuddle in the end

>>55211165
>>55211169
>>55211175
he said nothing about haitus get real and stop making up bullshit for catalog to chew up

>>55209437
I just wanted Vesper to speed run collabs with Council. I liked the Kronii and Bae streams and the "old man gets continuously mind broken" arc and was hoping after Fauna and Mumei he would have been a shattered husk.

This girl sounds fat and chinese

evalia just straight up called him a fuckboy kek

>>55211181
>>55211198
>commitment to a woman is a pain in the ass
yeah... after my experience with a girl, I can agree.

>>55211276
Yes, but every aspect of life is a pain in the ass

>>55211249
Finishing school and streaming isn't mutually exclusive you dipshit.

>>55211249
this is bait right

>>55211264
She sounds nothing like Selen

>>55211264
Thai, actually

>>55208547
Who that bitch is

>She's bisexual
I'm in

>>55211362
Exactly. Selen sounds way hotter.

>>55211249
because he needs to say something else to cover for it.

>bisexual
lol, women amirite

lmao...

>>55211125
>sister doesnt watch streams

based yuri enjoyer

Abayo fetishizing lesbians...

Oh it's the same as yaoi I guess

You heard Axel. YOU MUST NOT INTERFERE.

remind me again why we hate women

She's cute and she can move a lot

honestly I don't like yuri

>>55211542
I hate sisters, not women

>>55211585
I like it for teetee, but not erotically

>>55211585
Gay

>>55211578

EXCEL!

AXEL NO WTF BRO

YABAI

>>55211372
same thing

>I'm just talking about my weapon, I'm a magician yo
>Abra cadabra, bitch

>>55211619
This but the exact opposite. Just fuck each other instead of the gay ass beating around the bush.

The tarot girl and Axel knew each other in their past life. That's all I knew

>going on a date with my girl
>no male mentions
are there axelotls that still think he likes dick?

>>55211733
KEK

>>55211738
ooooohhhhhhhh

>>55211738
with how awkward this collab started out I doubt it

>>55211760
never did.. he ain't a fag like vg

>>55211362
what do you get from being mean anon?
she is just a girl trying to play videogames with anyone regardless of tribalism, gender and any other classic bullshit, and she gets hate in return
why would you make fun of her body?
have you never been bullied? don't you know how hurtful it can be? now imagine it done by thousands of people 24/7 all around the world doing it publicly to you
please grow up and improve as a person

>>55211760
fujos do but I don't mind because some of the fujoposting is funny

>>55211738
I don't believe you, I'll check Axel's yume prime

>>55211760
I don't give a fuck what the boys actually prefer

>>55211733
kek aniki

Axel is a ho, but only in VN's

>>55211819
You don't have to actually believe someone is gay to fujopost about them, it's imaginary. It's hilarious that men still haven't grasped this.

>>55211804
Nigga this is just bantz on the Internet. Calm yourself hoe

>>55211804
>"please grow up and improve as a person"
>on 4chan of all places
Anon...

>I'm not like the other banshees

>>55211897
I wonder if this means the boys that ship yuriships actually believe they're real

Axel is just a young Shinri

>Axel would play horror games if the monsters looked like Evalia

>>55211962
idk, in the other threads probably

>>55211733
He really does sound like Pinkman kek

>>55211962
Yeah because yurifags are mentally ill

>>55211804
Go back

>>55211997
I would too

>fujos are literally antis that invent disgusting scenarios about their "idols" that have nothing to do with reality
I get it now

>>55211922
anon, that's a discord raider. just ignore.

>>55211997
who wouldn't

>ho around
lmao

aniki will graduate in the near future...

LMAO

What is axels major anyway

>>55211804
Selen you need to graduate already, PLEASE

>>55212149
isn't he in biotech

>Why am I teaching you English when you're from an EN branch
Called out

>>55211947
>everyone on 4chan is a racist degenerate hateful hacker
conformism and flanderization is cringe
I still have faith in everyone here, ganbare bros

>>55212149
some tech tafe

>>55212149
biotech

>>55212191
I actually lol'd when she said that

>>55212182
I thought he was in my booty but I learn more every day

>>55212201
stfu woman

This girl just wants Axel to fuck

oh no

They and some others used to cover songs together. That's what I've heard from Thai vtubing community.

abayo axel, not the r word

>Axel talking about rape on some cute indie's stream
nice

based... fuck women they'll stab you in the back

Why is aniki so based? Fuck BPD hoes and niggas for real (do not sex them)

>>55212276
alright I'm gonna write something for the straightbros

>talking about fake rape allegations
You're so fucking stupid, Axel

why is he like this

sometimes, he really is retarded lmfao
at least it's funny

>>55212140
it's ok. no one watches axel

>>55212367
so fucking based you mean

Bros is Axel actually retarded

>>55211844 (me)
No mention of it for now so I still don't believe you

>>55212367
light bonk incoming

>>55212410
yes

>>55212367
She got so quiet kek

>>55212471
Her eyes said everything

>>55212410
you figure that NOW?

Abayooo

>>55212367
kek, why was this brought up? i tuned out for a while

>>55212503
Was fucking wheezing. It looked like her life flashed right before her eyes.

>Axel hates backstabbing, lying bitches
>Hates menhera women
>Cautious with dating women to avoid being gaslit
>Understands that women can accuse men of rape and people will mindlessly bandwagon
This guy gets it.

Axel went from "heeheehaha segs" to some really deep shit

>>55212573
He wouldn't be fuckboy in case of menhera girls accusing him of rape

aight, add axel to the suspension road trip
Altare will have to carry the gen, again

>>55212607
that's usually how many it goes with Axel

>>55212573
he believes that the more famous you are, the more some crazy menhera will attempt to babytrap you and compares it to some NBA players who attempted to do the same

>>55212641
he has the japanese buff he'll be ok

>Axel is a gyaru fan
Good choice

>>55212577
Same lmao, that was a good expression

>>55212641
When did Altare carry the gen before?

>A fucking cardbeat

Abayo Axel o7
It was nice knowing you

>first card for the career is Death
IT'S SO OVER BROS

>>55212641
The Holostar will be the only remaining HQ member at this point...

>>55212667
b-based?

>>55212201
That's not what I meant, but I guess I left out some details. I just think trying to give advice on here's funny cause they can either be genuine or just shitposting.

>axel played cunny game
ToT

Don't be Sasugay Axel, you can thot patrol without acting like the worst guy in that series

remember when axel called in to bae's totsu and talked about eating shit
and then they never interacted again
yeah...

WOAH BOOBA

oppai

chikubi live on stream

>>55212786

it's ending, a new start, oh no no no

>>55212607
I think this is what sorta hurts him as a streamer. Either he’s a horny bastard or he’s being surface-level profound and/or preachy. There’s no other mode.

AXEL IS GRADUATING

Ok. This witch might've put a curse on us boys and girls. Launch emergency protocols. Now!!!

>>55212833
That was actually a hilarious exchange. I really wanted to see them collab…

Death already happened.........

>career card
>death
tempus sisters....even the cards are mocking us

RIP those 4 Projects

end of magni and vesper.. he will start over

The only way to break the suspension hex is for some femanon itt to post her tips RIGHT NOW
DO IT FOR AXEEEEL

so vesper is really dead

That was good cold reading, she fished around until he reacted. Nice tarot.

i NEED AN ANON TO SUMMARISE THE READINGS SO WE CAN SPIN RRATS

>>55213003
You heard the man ladies... it's for the greater good..

>>55212980
Axel really looks as dumb as he is

>>55213003
trainer tips!
Advice on catching Pokémon with a Rod: Press the A Button if you get a bite.
The items in the Bag can be reorganized by pressing Select.

>>55213078
Thanks I came, and got a magicarp

I told you niggers this fortune reading stream was a bad idea

>>55213003

Axel is going to have to pay his debts...

>>55213139
for staring at neechan boobs? worth

>>55213003
HERE!!!!

calling out axel's poor spending habits...

>>55213293
Grandma!!!

>warning
>aniki's finances will start coming in slower
well..at least he got the ps5

>>55213293
>screenshot
At least post (You)r tips

>>55213139
this is fun wdym

>>55213293
This you anon? KE K

>>55213293
You really want to help him, don't you Zeta?

>>55213326
Bro is getting close to 100k aussie dollars saved up, he's fine

>Axel shouldn't splurge so much for the next 3 months
Huh. Maybe pushing the covers back wasn't such a bad idea.

>>55213003
You should eat as much protein as possible. At least 80% x your body weight in lbs = Y grams of protein. More if you're actually pumping iron

>>55213364
I took a screenshot of the pic because idk what type of metadata it transfers over, I'm not tech literate enough
>>55213387
Cmon don't doxx me bro

>>55213466
Would more protein damage your kidneys?

That's some heavy rain lmao

Tako is so annoying. if i have to read "STINKY OLD MAN" one more time

>>55213505
I like how bad the quality of it sounds. It sounds like ASMR to me

Bitch is gonna drown