/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

First for cute shark

>>55194299
FUCK

>>55194295
>>55194299
chumc.ucks

shiny monkey hand

I never thought I'd lose sleep watching Gura. Goddamn. Ah well, its fucking good,.

>6 hour stream
Today was a good day

BAU BAU mention

>>55194273
>>55194295
>>55194299
>>55194372
>>55194397
>>55194541
>>55194600
>>55194649
>DID YOU SAY HECKING GAWR GURA?
*Sips IPA*
>GAWR GURA IS HECKIN VTUBER OF THE YEAR UNICORN SISTERS!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>NOOOOOO STUPID STONECHUD NAZI WE DO REEED WE DO REEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOO CONQUEST OF BREAD IS NOT A STUPID BOOK
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS GAWR GURA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>i literally can't right now!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN.
>SUS BRO I LOVE TWITTER LMAO DREAM IS SO FUNNI HAHAHA REDDIT BRUH LMAO LIKE HIM HATE HIM HE SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS LEL LE
> I LOVE REDDIT YALL YALL YALL HAHA SEE I WHO I GET TO SEE HAHA LMAO THIS IS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT!!!HORNY ON MAIN??
>SELFCARE CRINGE BRO BE LIKE BE LIKE HE PROTECC HE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE REALLY SAID OK BOOMER AND THATS VALID BRO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SIIIIMPS! LITERALLY NO CAP
>I AM SHE/THEY ON TWITTER AN I’M BOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MAN’S CAREER MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY BORK BORK DOGGO FRFR #ACAB #BLM #PROUDFURRY JOIN MY DISCOOOOORD
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS SHOW I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IT'S GOING... IT'S GOING.... AND YEEESSSSS THE BBC HAS LANDED INTO MY WIFE OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I FEEL SO EMPOWERED LETTING ANOTHER MEN FUCK MY WIFE JUST LIKE MY FRIEND >MAYBE I WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN SO THOSE TWO CAN GO ON VACATION DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN CUTE CG MASCOT?
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>W-WHAT??? DID THAT BULL JUST MISGENDER ME??? OH NO NO NO I'M TOTALLY NOT MENTALLY ILL OR ANYTHING BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE
>I CAN'T LIVE ANY LONGER... GOODBYE *hangs himself*
kys chumtrannies

Those rats look like tropical parrots to Gura? Doing well on hard mode so far. Still hasn't gone to the bathroom yet.

What a night

Gura's wrist is hurting. Might be the last game of this session. 6 hour stream isn't so bad.

Club Penguin mention of puffle round up? She thought she was so cool finding some secret in the game? Hard to follow club penguin since I haven't' played it myself. Fighting 2 bosses at the same time.

>>55194787
How do I filter this multiple tag shit again, I forgot

Gura's ask why chatter got mid-roll ad. Stream refresh? Gura thinks you shouldn't have ads if you are a paid member.

>>55194787
Wtf is this

She's ending the stream on doots! She's not sure if she wants to since it hurts her ears.

TOOT TIME

"Can you back off Kroniies." Gura made 6,000+ coins so far on hard mode.

Gura not sure if she played Sana bad or she's hard.

>>55195578
i'm hard

doot's over...

Gura has sacrificed the doot. Maybe killing golden sapling?

Chumbro's I sat on my nut for too long and now it kinda hurts!!!

Dead by daylight mention. Special ability available for other characters. Make your own custom Hololive girl. She's close to beating Hard mode stage 1 her first try?

Suisei mention

idk about you guys but this definitely borders on too long of a stream for me

Bae boss enters and suddenly touhou.

And she dies to the Bae monster. So close to winning.

rrated...

so close...

MAAM WHY DID YOU REDEEM

>The only person in Hololive that's streaming right now

Now THAT is a rare sight.

>>55196295
The pillar of Hololive

Is this her longest stream?

Rolling for IRyS. She redeems IRyS. All of Council and Myth unlocked for Gura. Wants to do one more? She unlocks Subaru. And then tries to unlock the rest. Choco, Subaru and Ayame got. Denies desire to get Shion and Aqua. She got Aqua.

>>55196369
>>55196013

Running out of money for Shion. And she got Shion!

Damn brat.

Last roll and she got Mio. She's going to bed now.

goodnight everyone!!!

M

Gura hasn't streamed this long in 2 years.

Going to bed and idol meeting. HoloCure is addicting and thanking the creators of the game. Likes game a lot. Going to rest room and sleeping after this.

>>55196579
M

>>55196579
M

>>55196579
M

great stream. i really love her.

>I have to go bed
>I am tired
she has only been away for 13 hours, how many hours does this bitch sleep?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Sex with a fembud.

now she's gonna get tired from the meeting

Luv me shart

Look at what I found passed out!

>>55196579
M

Chumbud status?

>>55196742
Oyasame

>>55196579
M

Gura is pissing away the contents of the past 7 hours right now.

Gura peeing right now

Imagine how awful her sleep was listening to the wilhelm scream the whole time

>>55196742
Sharkdreams

God I love her.
How are you feeling now, chumbies?

>>55196742
sleep tight buddy

>>55196579
M

https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1687252234101555201
Cute like

It feels strange seeing her stream for so long. I'm used to just seeing her for like an hour or two, or just none at all as of recent.

Full chat

>>55196939
told you she was going to like it after the stream I LOVE YOU GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55196803
>>55196878
Can you post the full?

All after stream chat

I am in love with Gawr Gura!

>>55197014
heh >>55196990

Let's all go to bed, like Gura is

>>55196579
M+RT

>>55197062
I'm going to goom first, like I'm pretty sure she's going to.

I love Gura, as shrimples as that

>>55197136
I think it's safe to say we're back

I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH
I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Also she did this with her tummy horting so much that she was afraid to eat anything.

>>55194273
what the hell i had to leave because of work
she really streamed for 6 and a half hours???

Is Gura a fembud?

>>55197136
two fucking years since BPM yet i remember that stream so well. she was so cute in it, and i love that she basically had a perfect build yet found a way to lose anyways. god i fucking love her

Hopefully she's not too tired for tomorrow. Its been great since her projects eased up and Japan is over with.

>>55197293
I don't remember that stream being 6 hours long

>>55197294
Moomei B-day tomorrow, she told us to wish her a happy birthday.

>>55197136
>All but today was from 2021
I miss that year. I was still at home during college classes. I could be a psuedo-NEET by sleeping through classes and gaming all day. Gura had a lot of fun streams that year too.

Haptics succy soon.

Well your girl may not be top dog as far as views goes anymore chumbuds, but at least she's back for the forseeable future.

>>55197261
How new?

Legit asking: is this the way Gura was in 2022?

Only came into V-tubing when Gura returned earlier in the year. Gura's the only one I subbed to and with the long droughts, getting her once a week either by collab or otherwise became like a jackpot. Every since her birthday it's been like a dream with her being around. Is this Gura at full power?

>>55196579
M

>>55197397
2021*

>>55197326
it's probably my single most rewatched stream. I just put it on whenever.

>Gura taking streaming seriously again
feels good to be back

>>55197340
Her vod views are doing fine though?

>>55196579
M

>>55197397
2021, but yeah.
And >we used to flip our tits whenever the gap between schedules was 3 days instead of 2. how naive we were..

>>55197464
"Top dog" anon.
As in she gets the most out of all of them. The new kids down the block kind of got her beat.
But, I doubt most of you really care that much.

this might sound weird but i think that gura is very cute and lovely and pretty and funny and creative and entertaining and silly and smelly(good) and tiny and sweer and farty and adorable and my wife and baby and same same desu

Gura read my comment today!!!!!

>>55197327
Imagine Gura sucking off 20k people at the same time with the power of haptics. The amount of goom generated would rip the fabric of space and time

>>55197541
people wrote stuff like this in here right after council debuted as well.
I guess you'll come back to visit for en4, right?

>>55197294
What projects were those again? I only remember the concert, and the birthday.

Konichiwa chumkeks. Congrats on your doturwife streaming again. Have she mentioned Advent somehow yet?

>>55197597
MINE TOO I LOVE HER!!!

Child

>>55196579
MMMMM

>>55196878
She wants to go to bed with me

>>55197607
She'd be so smug about it...

>>55197609
Just ignore them and let them celebrate for now

>>55197397
Kind of. We still had schedules so we knew what to expect but 5-7 streams a week and 2 breaks days was standard for a while. She was normally pretty high energy but superchat readings were hit or miss. Sometimes she would play a game for three hours and end stream without hardly glancing at supers, though when she did read them turn them off at chatting time then read through all of them unless her youtube page fucked up These days she's pretty much been reading supers every stream but missing some and just picking and choosing. I liked the old way better but we get them read more often now, so im not really complaining. I could keep going but don't feel like typing a novel tonight, just know how she's been these past few weeks has been really nice compared to the last 8 or so months before it.

>>55197340
Except she already won earlier this week? Anyway my oshi is already number one in the world. The rat race with CCV and numbers can be sweaty and content in their own corner. Advent's success is EN's success and my oshi's happiness is mine happiness.

>>55197675
Harlot

Did she just liked this?

>>55197609
If the dog duo prove to be as successful as they are now, Gura very well may lose her spot as the most viewed.
Though unless you care that much about numbers, I don't think that'll really matter to anyone.

>>55197397
this isn't full power for Gura, but it's still much stronger than she's been in a long time, and I will enjoy every moment
feeling pretty healed tonight, buds

>>55197883
before stream

WHORE BITCH SLUT

>>55197898
Go back to your containment thread retard

Is this the start of a 2nd golden age?

>>55197883
That was about 37 minutes before the stream. She wanted to get her masturbation out of the way since she knew it would be a long one.

why are we using the early thread anyway?

>>55198057
Autism.

My supa got skipped again, but I got 7 reads, feels amazing.

>>55198057
I don't see an older thread, dumbud.

remind me of the goomworthy things she said this stream

>>55198128
ima doxx u bitch

>>55198148

>>55198206
that's the stuff

We just can't stop winning

>>55198253
We never stopped winning.

>>55198206
Well it's confirmed. Gura is a child shark.

>>55198320
She's a baby.

>>55197531
>>55197739
>>55197943
Thank you for the answers. I guess for me I'm still drowning in Gura content on some fantasy island and can't keep up. What a good problem to have.

I can't believe she's just casually saying she needs to use the restroom now. She really is serious about breaking down her filters for us.

Oh, when did she get rid of the other DMC emotes?

>>55198438
When she brought in the new Ebis/DinoGura

>>55198346
Yeah mine

>>55198384
One day, Gura will piss live on stream in front of the mic. She cannot deny the nectar of the gods from us forever

>>55198561
God no, do you not remember the last time that actually happened? People still call that other bitch trashy for it.

>>55198561
>One day

>>55198384
It's because she's my real girlfriend.

>>55198775
Faggot. Gura isn't whoever you're thinking of and nobody cares about her. Release the pee again Gura.

>>55197898
You have to be really fucking new if you do not know about honeymoon phase for new gens. Once the novelty has worn off they will have council numbers at most.

I want to eat Gurandma's pancakes

>>55199025
We'll see. Even if they do surpass Gura in views, does that really matter anyway? I doubt
>Da noombers
Are the reason you watch the shark anyway

>>55199287
I watch Gura for the numbers. The number of times she's made me goom UOOOOOOOOH

>>55199286
I'm buying some bisquick later

>>55199287
lol you are the faggot who brought numbers in here >>55197340
and now you act like "lol who cares? XD" go back already

>>55198384
Also asking Kaela about her pissing habits

>>55199025
I don't even know why this moron is hyping advent anyway, their numbers have dropped significantly already and even an unarchived karaoke could not even touch guras karaoke ccv

>>55199426
I never said I didn't care. I said we'll see. And like I said, if they do surpass Gura, cool. I like to see good competition, and they probably will. But on the off chance that they don't, again, it affects literally nothing.

>>55199469
That was bad, Kaela reinforced her.

>>55199287
I believe Gura would prefer having lower numbers. Less eyes on her and not being #1 would cause her a lot less stress. She also said she would be more personal with us if she was smaller in the shrimp shrine stream.

>>55199482
Shiori's unarchived got 30k, what do you mean.

>>55199524
>and they probably will
ok how new to hololive are you?

Do you think Gura will call in to Mumei's birthday or do an early members stream?

I will not watch any of the new girls until gura collabs with them. Its what I did with council and its what I will do with EN3

>>55199560
Gura’s last karaoke got 35k. No debut buff or raiding.

I've watched less than 5 streams from council.
I haven't seen any content from the new gen at all. Not even their debuts.

>>55199605
>Members
Maybe in like a month, anon.
We already had a members stream not too long ago.

>>55199560
And Gura gets 35k+
What you do not seem to understand is that Advent currently profits from novelty buff which every new gen gets at the start. Their good numbers will last for a few weeks and then all the initially curious people will have moved on. It happens every single time. It even happened to Myth.

>>55199618
I will only watch them when Gura is not streaming, except Shiori.

I'll try to get a comment read next time. I've been practicing and putting in a lot of work. Throw me a bone, goob

>>55199679
What do you like about that homo loving fujo?

I watch a few girls from Council, JP and ID

>>55199715
Practicing... What exactly?

>>55199650
she almost did one on Wednesday, she might still do it this week.

>>55199641
same

>>55199641

>>55199729
I don't, I meant that I will NOT watch her, even if Gura is not streaming.

>>55199755
And I "almost" decided to call out of work today, doesn't mean I'd actually do it. Like I said, next month.

>>55199796
ah my bad chumbie

the chumbies abandoned the thread to the sisters

what did Kaela say

>>55199885
She doesn't really pee when streaming

Remember Gura's first unarchived karaoke? She got what? 130k viewers? And Yagoo was in the chat..

sleep tight gamers

>>55199934
In 2020. 2020 was a very different age, anon.

>>55199838
go bed

>>55199987
130k viewers then 30k viewers now, same rule still applies. It's going to drop hard

Her being in such a good mood lately makes me so incredibly happy in return.
Happy wife happy life.

I also didn't pee the whole time Gura was streaming

>>55199618
collab or not my rule is to wait for a month or two for the hype to die down and for the girls to settle in

>>55200171
same desu I like to imagine Gura peeing with me at the end of the stream.

I raced to get into Gura's bed. She loves only me!

>>55200062
that time was extra special though
>covid buff
>novelty buff
>extreme viral meme buff
Gura was simply on another plane

>>55200306
YouTube was also less retarded about CCV back then.

My wife and I.

>>55200481
the active tab thing wasn't implemented yet right?
you could have multiple streams and you were counted in all of them

Chumbies find this sexy

>>55199551
This.
everyone fuck off this is the me and Gura general

>>55199551
One of the good things about new gens is it helps cull the weakbuds, same thing happened with Council.

>>55200989
Yes, I do. But please refrain from posting sexy photos for the next 6 hours, I am at work

>>55200989
Well yeah shes a sex icon

Gura releasing summer voice, or as Google has translated, Gaurugura

>>55201187
Medical assistantbud? Stop shitposting while helping on surgeries.

>>55201252
Still not paying $7 for voice files, someone please upload thank you very much chumgod.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1687372805178855424

I need Gura to whisper in my ear again. Please, Gura, just dust off the 3dio and use it one more time... onegai...

>>55201252
>https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_swimsuitdatevoice
You can buy the individual voices instead of the whole set. Gura's is 50 mb, 5 min in length

>>55200989
I’m still working please, need to keep my record clean chumbuds

>>55201365
Had a fun date with Goob at the beach.

>>55201413
Oh nyo

>>55201337
I'll buy if it's good enough, but I'd like to vet it first because the Starting Voice was pretty underwhelming.

Hope Gura gets to play Minecraft again along with Advent

Do you think she even remembers saying this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wArI3n7Qu4&t=13411s
Hard to believe it was around 4 months ago. Somehow feels like forever ago and just yesterday at the same time.

>>55202244
Yes, retard. She'll do it eventually.

>>55202444
I was saying the same thing for a while, but it seems less and less likely every time the subject is brought up. But trips of truth, so hopefully you're right.

Gura owes me sex.

Just had a beach date with Gura.

Gurass

>>55203098
can you upload it please?

>>55202635

>>55203135
https://litter.catbox.moe/k1zbp2.m4a

>>55203333

>>55203333
>>55203349
>>55202635
thank you

>swim ring
she cant say floaties?

She's been so genki and playful and lovey and teasing and talkative and CUTE!
I'm so happy when she's happy.

Gura cute!

I would really like this image, but bloop's smug aura mocks me.

>>55203333
>>55203349
Ice cream = my cock

Haptic feedback headpats and hugs with Gura are going to happen for real.

>>55204384
well, you faggots kinda forced her to be "happy"

>>55205897
watch streams

You're not very good at this, but please enjoy this indirect (You).

>>55201187
Do not post loli Gura pics for the next hour. I have to teach my students how to swim.

Still up, vampirebuds?

>>55205897
retard

>>55203349
that was better than the starting voice

Gura stinks

>>55206954
sniff
>>55206954
She's gotten better at voice acting. She is still using her shill voice when she records lines but it sounds less forced.

>>55207181
Sounding forced is a feature, I love her VA voice

https://twitter.com/9rxxr72GzAGSN9p/status/1687403308057759744

>>55207843
So good

>>55207843
Cute and eroi

>>55207843
T o T

>>55197229
Too bad she doesn't know (or care) who the fuck you are lmao

>>55198128
>retard that doesn't realize chat is delayed
>being this much of a failure as a human being

Kill yourself

>>55199673
He realizes more than your ESL faggot ass

>>55199715
Maybe get someone in real life to pay attention to you instead of being pathetic?

>>55208523
nothing he said is wrong tho

why hasn't a chumbud made a muse dash clone for gura to stream?

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55206387
I guess not. I've been up since about 2:30pm yesterday Gura time.

>>55201337
Can't afford 7 dollars, typical parasocial chimbud

>>55208610
1) Making games costs time
2) Getting art/animation that's muse dash quality costs a fuck ton of time/money.
3) Getting royalty free music that slaps is almost impossible.

>>55208823
Shut the fuck up retard

>>55208823
1 and 2 are weakbud shit, 3 is an actual rwason why tho, only option is holo music and that sounds boring

>>55208942
1 and 2 are good reasons child

>>55209053
No retard. Get ready for your fast food job subhuman

>>55209053
it's hard but there are multiple holo and gura fangames released or in the works, so the reason why a rhythm game isn't there yet is mostly the lack of songs

>>55209450
There's so many holo songs that's no excuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVaRNSao0oU
>but holo songs suck
No. Holo game, holo songs.

Didn't know Kobo sang Goob's chotto matte https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw-lugHJkN8

>>55209450
I tried making a rhythm game with holosongs, but my musical knowledge is lacking. I have no idea about beats which notes should be used.

>>55209689
Believe it or not, Kobo is actually want to know Gura more but she is shy with the girls

>>55209890
They rigged the team selection for that ID cup didn't they. Scandalous.

>>55209940
Yeah it's full of jobbers in the team red it's very obvious

>>55210132
I haven't went to bed yet :3

>>55210132
I'm a vampire Gura.

>>55210233
There's a good chance Gura hasn't either. Or she tried and only slept for 3 hours or something sad like that.

when is tweetdeck supposed to stop working anyway I thought it was supposed to be dead by now

>>55210368
Improve yourself

She really does want to try and communicate with us better, but she overthinks everything she wants to say and also worries about repeating herself constantly. And also being "cringe"
She's really trying, she loves us. (But mostly me)
Her being back home in her familiar room can really do wonders for a tiny introvert after going out to a country a few times for work that mostly uses a language you hardly know with a mix of people you idolize and also people you've never met and can't understand.
She is feeling stronger.

>>55211512
Mental illness. Kill yourself.

I wake up in a world where she'll never do ASMR again

>>55211512
If people let her repeat things more I'm sure she'd be a lot happier. What she did yesterday was a good balance between knowing her old fans are still there supporting her and giving her a conversation topic for the newbuds, plus when she's repeating herself she seems to be adding in new details pretty often.

>>55211778
Stop replying to yourself mentally ill tranny

>>55210368
She can sleep comfortably with stuff like this if she's tired enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvmgHyPeAXI

>>55211858
She only got 3 hours of sleep then, that isn't comfortably.

God i'm still feeling happy, Gura really did wonders to my soul

No one thinks you're clever shitposter-chama, you can stop.

>>55212075
No one cares what you think ESL chama

This is COMTIQ yes? i think my local Kinokuniya will sell this

Moom’s birthday is 11pm EST tonight so it’s either break day, short stream, or earlier member stream today.

>>55212348
Who asked retard?

I feel like there is a dumb misunderstanding here and we should restart.
I love Gura.

>>55212348
I don't think she'll stream today but she did tease a member stream a few times, who knows.

>>55212348
maybe member stream after calling mumei or something

>>55210341
Based and same desu

>>55212378
Just letting people know if they didn’t know what time the birthday stream was

>>55212798
you motivated me to go to bed earlier than I would have

Gura is such a scatterbrained individual, how does she even function?

>>55213100
caring parents

I have a statutory holiday so I don't have to work tonight. I stayed up extra late because it's an extra long weekend and I have no plans.

>>55213100
didn't she say she functioned through sticky notes at one point? maybe she's still doing that

Hey, is that Koikatsubud still about? I know there was someone working on a Koi card, lord knows I need a better card than the one out at the moment.

>>55213193
She did, but I feel like the sticky notes and other things get lost at some point like everything else.
She isn't much organized than she was before. You heard about how much things she had to move out of the way before she started getting into streaming mode.
I really do love this mess of of a womanchild with all of my heart...

coeps seeestehse cooppe copingng seeeethe

I have drawn an Gura OC that I want to post in whenever they allow me to post another image without 4CHAN PASS. I will post it when the time is due, for now I will keep you updated.

>>55213713

>>55213799
eehh? your IP is blocked?

She is the antichrist.

>>55213713
I don't care to understand this level of shitposting.

>>55213713
nice one Gura!

>>55213883
gura pls..

Gura stop shitposting and GO BED.

Gura is Ohio

>>55214232
oh nyo anystate but ohayo

I require your finest soundposts.

>>55214343

>>55214343
I don't know about my finest, but I've been collecting then as well. Have one I don't see posted much.

>>55214343

>>55214343

>>55214343

Is it weird when the first thing I do when I walk into my home after a long night at work almost every time is fart?

>watching contraband police
>"they beat up the old man"
>giggle
gura...

>>55214882
haha look at this VODcuck

>>55214882
based, post some timestamps
>>55214973
cringe

>>55214343

Booking every flight going from USA to Japan for the chance to catch Gura sleeping like a log ToT

>>55210132
She still has my cum on her hands ToT

still no dakimagura shipping notification

Why are chumbies still pretending to be ignorant? maybe they need a reminder:
https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/followinglist_viewer.php?username=BarbieSE
>he gets founder badge before everybody else 1 minute after the gawrgura twitch channel was officially created

Don't forget she left for her "house hunting" trip shortly after the Covid travel restrictions to Sweden were lifted. Between the house hunting trip and the winter's hiatus there were 9 months (guess what takes 9 months to evolve).

Gura gets "platonically" fucked by Barbs her "platonic" boyfriend on daily basis, so much that she got "platonically" pregnant with his child and birthed a cute Swedish-American mutt last winter. The WWE poll said "made by user from Sweden" because she was still/again in Sweden shortly before her 2022 birthday, she visits him all the time and most likely owns an house in Sweden to stay over whenever she wants unless she stays directly with him and all his family knows. Also reminder that not only she gets raw creampied by Martin, she also plays games with him instead of streaming, like Outlast Trials and DBD. The only reason she "came back" this month is because he received threats and she's trying to damage control but there's no attachment for her work, much less for her fanbase that she sees only as a nuisance who "won't let me enjoy Martin's cock in peace".

tl;dr she is a WHORE and the WHOREST of them all until proven otherwise.

GURA IS THE ANTICHRIST

Whenever she goes some place where there's men she pretends that it never happened or does her best to avoid the subject.

Mori's Rager: she never, ever acnknowledged it's existence even though she was there for 2 days "sleeping" in a bedroom without doors, with a bathroom without doors or tents and with hallways as wide as truck's frame.

April's Sunburn: she was to the beach where there was someone of the opposite sex with her but she never admitted going to the beach even though she used the sunburn as an excuse to fuck off for days, which is understandable if she really got sunburnt and one can only get that much sunburn spending hours under the scorching sun.

The Sempai: it was Kanauru, there was no reason for her to keep the name of any jp sempai secret. She talked as little as possible about it but she was too happy to not mention that she got to meet him, that's when she got the agreement for him to record her mocap for the BD live.

June's JP Trip: she never admitted leaving for Japan, even her posting time coincides and she met many people who talked about her as well, but she still refused to say anything because she's always accompanied by a man she doesn't want you to find about.

She's a very stupid girl, she thinks this kind of omitted information will somehow make people believe she's not meeting any man while it's the total opposite, her behavior is becoming more obvious ever day, whenever she's in close/physical contact with a man she avoids talking about her situation as much as possible.

She's a whore who manipulates lonely men (You) for money, making them believe they are giving her money out of their own will as if her fake personality and manipulation had no part in it at all.

She is a lazy and greedy whore. Every egirl wants to feel like an idol and live with the benefits of an idol: the bloated ego thanks to the thousands/millions of fans who love you like crazy, all the money they trow at you, shining on the stage in front of large audiences... shame that there isn't a western whore who wants to put in any efforts to prove they actually deserve all of the above, they all want it easy and handed to them on a silver plate, because this is the mentality of the average entitled western whore.

As soon as they get exposed for the whores they really are, they go full anti on their own fans. A clear example was Ame when she enabled the homos, another example is Kronii for the same reason and the most obvious example is Gura after she was called out for the WWE poll and the Valheim thing.

The fact she talked about getting sunburnt but didn't want to say HOW is yet another fact she despises her own fans, the people who handed her success on a silver plate and paid her bills, from the bottom of her heart.

The thought of chumbies seeing her bare skin at the beach disgusts her SO MUCH she doesn't even want to think about the possibility of us being within sand ball throwing distance from her, so much she doesn't even want you to entertain the though of her being in a swimsuit on a beach.

Meanwhile the perfect stranger, toxic and serial rapist Tyrone who just got out of jail and was chilling at the beach with his sheboon was able to ogle all over Gura's body for a whole day and all days after that because she's most likely going to the beach every day when it's sunny, one of her family members already got a nice homogeneous tan, she must be used to going to the beach around April-May.

To her, a literal stranger from the street is more trustworthy than chumbies. Just like that time at Mori's party, same shit. The thought that one of those strangers could be a chumbie terrifies her, they could be toxics or drunkards (they were as Mori said) or wannabe trashy cowboys but god forbid not the chumbies... and this again is why she acted like the party never happened, even after Mori openly talked about it

The fans are just stepping stones and disposable wallets, nothing more than numbers on an ATM screen, a bugged ATM with infinite credit is all they are. She's a manipulative liar and she knows she's an awful person, her shyness isn't because of social awkwardness, is because she cannot relate to the girls who love their fans, she thinks they're a bunch of fools and looks down on them, still not as much as she looks down on her fans though.

No amount of your namecalling to me will ever change this reality, the reality she so hard is trying to broom under a carpet to keep you believing in your dream, the dream that's being kept together like a mosaic with nothing more than dry semen, that nordic semen she worships so much.

Not even a good morning? How rude.

oh hi class clown

>>55215978
WHORE

goob is still sleep

GURA KILLED MY DOG

>>55216106
please don't make fun of my armpit penis gura

>>55216117
in prechat some poor ebi was talking about how his dog died
i was really struggling not to say LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55216351
say it anyway gura would laugh