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>> No.55146073

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>> No.55146079
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY

>> No.55146082

>>55145937
Flush him

>> No.55146102

>>55145937
X

>> No.55146104
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>>55145937
/MANS/ Clownmandments. *honk*
>1. Why not *honk* with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys *honk* the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is *honking*?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are *honking* your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Honkolive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should *honk* the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I *honk* this thread, sanctified.

>> No.55146133

Terminate Magni Dezmond

>> No.55146148

>>55145937
X
>>55146104
Amen

>> No.55146178

>>55144025
it is for peanutbutteranon
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/38131671/#38142757
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/38559546/#38561005

>> No.55146209
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hehehehehe

>> No.55146238
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>>55146104
Amen

>> No.55146248

what is reverse vore

>> No.55146252

>>55145937
Spare him from the toilet but then skewer and roast over an open flame until a nice golden brown

>> No.55146256
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>>55146209
PUT SOME STREAMS ON YOU WHORE

>> No.55146281
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>>55146104
honk

>> No.55146360

>>55146252
women are fucking scary

>> No.55146458

>>55146209
get vored get vored get vored

>> No.55146476

>>55146209
get reverse vored get reverse vored get reverse vored

>> No.55146599

>>55146178
I love peanut butter

>> No.55146611
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>> No.55146609
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>>55146178
Ah yes, the classic

>> No.55146664

>>55146611
is this in reply to
>>55145937

>> No.55146685
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Bettel laughing just now while in pain ToT He's so cute I love him so much...

>> No.55146710

The Kronii pussy wasn't worth it!!! Fuck Vesupa!!!

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>>55146209

>> No.55146763

>>55146609
what mental disorder is this

>> No.55146846

>>55146763
being too based to live

>> No.55147062
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>>55146763
At least it's not shit.

>> No.55147108
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>150+ Mag VODs downloaded (membership included) in preparation for his demise
I'm a stuffed little Mag (1.0 only)

>> No.55147141

I always thought Axel calling the heart shape a loveheart was a jp thing but after watching some aussie cartoons it seems to be an aussie thing

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>>55147141
makes sense because it doesn't look like a real heart

>> No.55147220

>>55146178
>>55146609
oh this guy is an actual freak i hope he found someone to fulfill his peanut butter fetish when are we getting an autassassinophilic anon?

>> No.55147218

>>55147062
arent there axelotls with a shit fetish out there
shocked theres no brap vesties too

>> No.55147282

>>55147218
There are burb vesties
>>55146609
I like the feeling where you eat a big spoon of peanut butter and it feels like your throat is closing up

>> No.55147289

>>55147220
about that....

>> No.55147311

>>55147220
>Spoiler
Well...

>> No.55147364
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>>55147218
There's the shitxelotl.
Vesper mentions farting at least once a week if not once a stream. The man is a brap hog.

>> No.55147386

Where's trainshitter

>> No.55147490

>>55147364
he told altare he wanted to smell his farts twice months apart. he's definitely a brap hog.

>> No.55147547
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https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1687227191426166784

>> No.55147858
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>> No.55147861

>>55147547
Maybe one day this will be funny

>> No.55147910

>>55147858
i hope this man gets raped by a gang of fat ugly bastard hikers

>> No.55147942 [SPOILER] 
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>>55147289
>>55147311
seek help

>> No.55148009

>Vesper Moichendise arrived
how exciting

>> No.55148083

>>55148009
What happened to Vesper?

>> No.55148110

vesper please stop having platinum blonde hair i only have so much white paint

>> No.55148123

>>55147910
this but for >>55147108

>> No.55148137

Man imagine the streams and memories they would have made in all these times of absence

>> No.55148162

Graduate Axel Syrios

>> No.55148223

>>55147942
It wasn't me Jeffrey-sama idk about the other anon, but I meant some people in previous threads were talking about that I DON'T NEED MEDS AND I DON'T WANT TO BE INSTITUTIONALIZED AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

>> No.55148388
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>>55145937
Flush.
>>55146104
Honk

>> No.55148466

>>55148162
The degree will be good for him

>> No.55148479
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>>55146209
COME BACK FROM THE COMA OLD MAN

>> No.55148492

i do not like that Axel is playing with spirits and demons during this challenging time in tempus by getting a tarot card reading. he is attracting nothing but dark misfortune among us

>> No.55148582
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>>55146104
PRAISE BE TO HONKOSTARS. I AM A PROUD HONKEY

>> No.55148687

>>55147861
Yea it's today

>> No.55148750

>>55147547
christ why is Snailtare so ugly

>> No.55148811 [SPOILER] 
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>>55148223
youre coming with me anon.

>> No.55148827

>>55148223
The anons who get anxious when getting perceived by their oshi except their oshi is Jeff and their mental instability only makes Jeff perceive them more

>> No.55148830
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>>55146609
I love/hate this general

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>>55148492
He is traveling to Molech to bargain with the Gods of the Warp.
He will pay any price to return his lost brothers to his side, even if it means damning Elysium in the process.

>> No.55148988
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>>55147062
ENTER

>> No.55149044

>>55146609
Extremely based even though I hate dom loss

>> No.55149062

Magni, you still owe Jammin a dub in fortnite. You can't graduate until you spend 5 more hours trying to obtain one.

>> No.55149069 [SPOILER] 
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>>55148492
Oh yeah? how about this then!!!
Hopefully the misfortune will negate each other, hopefully...

>> No.55149077

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/VHleB3YrvWs
https://youtu.be/VHleB3YrvWs
https://youtu.be/VHleB3YrvWs

>> No.55149079
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>>55148827
I'm not unstable, I'm just shy.

>> No.55149144

>>55149069
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55149153

>>55149069
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAMERO WATAMAGE

>> No.55149187

>>55148492
Could be worse. At the very least it's not The Witch.

>> No.55149195

>>55148932
ganbatte dingo..

>> No.55149213
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>> No.55149222

>>55148582
That is actually a nice design, I like the neckribbon as a huge thingy on her hip

>> No.55149247

i have a headache blue menace, don't do weird voices

>> No.55149260

https://youtu.be/RBgotrrSjis I like Ingrid's stuff. Very cute.

>> No.55149424

Leader invited me into his house, see you later losers

>> No.55149501
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Magni 1.0 used to love us so much, but then Magni 1.5 happened and now we'll never experience that same love ever again. Its so fucking over.

>> No.55149509

basement doko

>> No.55149619

>>55149509
The only people that get to see the basement never leave it.
And Bettel.

>> No.55149707
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>>55149501
He shouldn't have shared so much about him then.

>> No.55149708

>>55149260
I love this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHJugEdCHxk

>> No.55149836

Can't wait for the most annoying offcollab with Leaderclown and their terrible instruments

>> No.55149981

>>55149708
>Bettel was violently raped that night

>> No.55150014
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>>55149222
Bettel also has one on his hip though

>> No.55150018

>>55149836
God have mercy

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>>55149708
Shinri can be hilarious at times

>> No.55150052

Flayon....the boy is lost....

>> No.55150123

>>55150014
Oh he does, forget me then lol

>> No.55150142

>>55149836
Holy kek

>> No.55150183
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>>55148932
>bargain with the Gods of the Warp.
By order of the Inquisition stop right there.

>> No.55150337

wait he's at the end already

>> No.55150425

>>55150337
Yeah it says Finale lemao

>> No.55150449

>"the guild's all here!"
>no mention of magni or vesper, even when chat spams it

>> No.55150502

>>55150425
rip i can't watch i don't want spoilers

>> No.55150545

>>55150449
who?

>> No.55150576

>>55148932
>>55150183
>You could be 40K role-playing with Bettel 2 RIGHT NOW in /mans/

>> No.55150676

Is this gonna be the first Zelda game he finished on stream?

>> No.55150696

>>55150449
Stop shilling your indies

>> No.55150713

>>55150502
Yeah I have to skip for now too...

>> No.55150727

>>55150502
Lucky me, I JUST finished it
[Spoiler] Oh wait, hes not actually st the end, neat...kinda surprised he thinks this is the end tho...

>> No.55150799

>>55150727
Spoiler fail
Point and laugh

>> No.55150803

>>55150727
JOBBING ASS NIGGA

>> No.55150821

>>55150727
Oh jeez whoops
Thats what I get for phoneposting...

>> No.55150825

>>55145937
Brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

>> No.55150891

>>55150727
never change /mans/

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>>55150183

>> No.55150950

>>55150799
>>55150803
>>55150891
NOT A JOBBER
JUST TOO SLEEPY TO GET UP TO MY PC

>> No.55150996

>>55150449 (me)
altare's zelda stream

>> No.55150998

>>55150183
He kinda looks like shinri

>> No.55151012

>>55150950
exactly what a jobber would say

>> No.55151087

leader cute

>> No.55151107

HE LOVES US~

>> No.55151139

>>55150920
kek

>> No.55151165

>>55150727
Jobber guild, jobber /MANS/

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>>55150920
Nice edit, brother.

>> No.55151229

watching Bijou's ffxiv stream and now im really appreciating how the cultare were so organized and polite to Altare during his stream and gave him the space he needed to move around

>> No.55151248

>>55146209
I really hope he's not dead

>> No.55151260

need my leader fix
haven't finished the game
pain

>> No.55151273

>>55149501
he never actually loved us, magni 1.5 is his default personality

>> No.55151339

Uhhhh Flay? Where's the reservation?

>> No.55151365

Did Noc stream it?

>> No.55151390

nobody has spared toilet bettel, he was truly made for ryona

>> No.55151509

reformed toxic gamer btw

>> No.55151540 [DELETED] 

Its not fair tempisssisters why can EN3 stream so long in their first week when we were limited to 1h for weeks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.55151554
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Magni and Vesper were killed in that accident years ago anon.

You need to let go...

>> No.55151637
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55151637

Hi. I'm bait. Don't bite me lol

>> No.55151747

>>55151260
Yeah same, think I'm gonna read leader fics instead and catch the vod when I've completed the game..

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>>55151637

>> No.55151809

>>55151540
lister-san is fucking dead
they took him out back and shot him

>> No.55151876

honestly if you haven't finished totk yet you probably never will

>> No.55151932

>>55151637
A low effort bait requires a low effort response.

>> No.55151980

>>55151637
Hi Bait, I'm Dad.

>> No.55151990

>>55151876
Lies
Nothing wrong with taking your time with a game

>> No.55152006

>>55151637
BITE JUSTA CHEW JUSTA

>> No.55152043

>>55151229
Tbf its 10x the viewers so 10x more likely to have retards fuck shit up.

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>>55151980

>> No.55152072

>>55151876
don’t call me out. i haven’t finished botw yet

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https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1687241250137878528

>> No.55152197

>>55152125
Just talk to Vesp- Oh...

>> No.55152211

he actually sounded like an eagle there

>> No.55152225
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i miss nowa..

>> No.55152251
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vespers finally back!!! hes in my room rn!! sure is a good thing he was only away for a month or i would have gone insane

>> No.55152269

>>55150821
Get the kurobaEx app, it has a lot of small quality of life improvements including a button to auto spoiler text and images

>> No.55152271

kek a korok being the final boss would be a good twist

>> No.55152396

>>55152251
i'm glad he's okay.. can you ask him to stream

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>>55152197

>> No.55152425

>>55147942
Doctor, I need your input on >>55152251. I think I have a new Patient for you...

>> No.55152525

I read on a piece of paper that I had written on that Magni and Vesper are doing fine, there was a kerfuffle and they got a month suspension, and also they both love everyone here a lot.

>> No.55152538

he's so retarded I must love him

>> No.55152697

>>55151876
I have a bad habit of finishing a game 80-90% of the way the getting bored and trying something else. I think once I realize yeah I'm strong enough to beat the final boss I lose motivation in grinding and playing

>> No.55152784

>>55152251
sovl

>> No.55152811

>>55152525
Magni was checked out before the suspension then so what do you think he will be like after one?

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>> No.55152885

>>55152251
cute fuck
i have been using my ohmonah vesper keycharm as a tulpa...help

>> No.55152891
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im the last young male non-menhera with no rape tendencies and straight brotuber enjoyer here after all..

>> No.55152913

art of Altare getting vored by those ceiling leeches doko

>> No.55152920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEyV8Gz3-Y4
Didnt want to reply directly to that anon as it might have spoiled the twist
Safe to watch, no spoilers

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>>55152891
Woah there anon not so fast.

>> No.55153003

>>55152843
I thought Vesper wanted to get vored not be the one who vores AIIIIIIIEEE

>> No.55153017

>>55152913
Please, and spat out naked
or...not spat out at all heheh

>> No.55153019

>>55152891
bro you were always the only one. why is that so specific

>> No.55153167
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>>55153003
So naive
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

>> No.55153268

Flayon sex pested Magni to quiting or rejected his advances.

>> No.55153281

>>55152920
holy kek

>> No.55153363

>>55152251
CUTE

>> No.55153426

>>55153281
yeah, out of all the meme videos that follow popular games, this is one of the few that really fucking got me

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>>55152891
Stop right-
>young
Yoouuu lil whippersnapper

>> No.55153469

>>55152920
Kek. Just wanted to say this kinda animation (?) is cool. Would be kino to see tempus animations like this. Feels like it's more doable for fanartists.

>> No.55153537

>>55153268
Little boy wanted his tummy licked huh?

>> No.55153577

>>55152920
I wouldn't even be mad honestly

>> No.55153591

>>55153167
And Sun Tzu should know a thing about war, because he invented it.

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>>55150576
in-trigu-ing

>> No.55153781

Altare?

>> No.55153868

>>55152269
You can technically also run 4chanX on Tampermonkey on Firefox mobile (I think Android only) but it wasn't made for mobile and is more difficult to use on a tiny screen. I had to make some tweaks with custom CSS to make it more usable for myself.

>> No.55153971

>>55153469
Yeah the sort of "comic dubbing" format, its good. DEF would fit in well with Tempus, all the lines can be read at the boys own paces too, not having to worry about the speed of the video

>> No.55154003

ah... I remember Monty python

>> No.55154070

>my Vesper birthday set is 2 stops away from being delivered to my house
bittersweet moment. dunno if i have the guts to open it until more news comes out or he returns

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>>55153537
Speaking of, where is our lil red boy...its not like him to just completely disappear like this...
Oh god oh god, one by one they are gonna vanish...

>> No.55154096

>No red man frame
Did he say he was moving it or something?

>> No.55154141

>>55154003
>Make it more suggestive

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>>55152396
i did but hes a little busy atm

>> No.55154249

>>55154096
wait, I think Holodex was wrong
schedule says 8:00 EST...whoops

>> No.55154251

>>55154177
>cure summer
based

>> No.55154276

>>55154096
Nah he didn't say anything about changing it

>> No.55154306

>>55154141
Fuck
Missing the groomer Nowa arc....

>> No.55154429

BIJOU MENTIONED THE AXELOTLS!!!!

>> No.55154466

>>55154249
Yeah it's in 4 minutes but there's no reservation

>> No.55154507

>>55154429
oh GOD EVERYONE BRACE FOR IMPACT

>> No.55154570

>>55154429
>the sounds of incels shitting themselves in rage echo in the distance

>> No.55154720

Altare's lost

>> No.55154795

Here's the reservation. he lost track of time drawing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1l8mYCZ9AA

>> No.55154893

who the fuck calls frames reservations

>> No.55154976

>>55154466
huh.....sometimes I ve noticed he doesnt put one up until right away so

>> No.55155019

I'm Zelda

>> No.55155086 [SPOILER] 
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>>55153537
Too bad there is one tummy Magni would like lick even more

>> No.55155115

>>55154893
I use them interchangeably

>> No.55155186
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To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>> No.55155208

Was Altare giving a spoiler warning about something that already happened in a stream about the end of the game?

>> No.55155257
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>>55154570
>Incel and femcels shitflinging contest

>> No.55155376

>>55155257
two gay nerds fighting

>> No.55155384

>>55155257
Please don't make me think about Axelotls and shit anymore than I have to

>> No.55155444
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55155444

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>> No.55155476

>>55154570
thank you for biting my bait you falseflagging faggot

>> No.55155484
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55155484

My ohmonah merch is on the way!

>> No.55155608

kek altare

>> No.55155619

>>55154429
>>55154507
>>55154570
I see no reaction in that other thread so I'm just gonna assume she was referring to actual Axolotls and not Axel's fans

>> No.55155655

>>55155476
Bite my dick you fucking nigger.

>> No.55155707

>>55155655
dont you have a discord coordinated vesper spam to pretend to be mad at in /#/'s?

>> No.55155804

>>55155484
Magni that's not how you fill up a Magmite

>> No.55155813

>>55155619
ofc she was but if some anon here makes a joke ironically i was expecting some retard in chat to spam axel and lead to some /#/ raid about homobeggars

>> No.55156030
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My Nowa birthday merch will be here on Tuesday. Will I enjoy my first cup of oolong to a return, termination, or continued radio silence?

>> No.55156146

>>55156030
radio silence until September

>> No.55156145

>>55156030
Returmination radio.

>> No.55156745

Japanese Zelda sounds like a teenager, English Zelda sounds like a mom

>> No.55156885
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>>55155384
>*Inhales*
>BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED GET SHITTED UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.55156907
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HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

>> No.55156954

>>55156907
AIEEEEEEEEE!!!

>> No.55156970

>>55156907
So the Rice Cooker Murders continue... I see...

>> No.55157001

>>55156907
Holy shit

>> No.55157012

>>55154570
there is literally nothing wrong with being an incel

>> No.55157124

>>55153537
kek I'm suddenly reminded of when a few overprotective machiroons complained that Magni was being too creepy and sexual with Flay with those comments around debut. When it turns out Flay was a coomer all along.

>> No.55157126
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I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! SO MANY GOOD THINGS!!! I'm seriously so happy for Axel- Anime Impulse!!! I'm still confused on if it's a meet-n-greet or just a panel but whichever it is, that's still such an amazing opportunity for Axel! He absolutely adores doing things like this, seeing the axelotls and tempura gather together and getting to interact with them! I hope it's a meet-n-greet because he's always wanted to do something like that! I want him to get an experience like that soon- it's so much more real when you see people face to face rather than just as an icon on a screen- I know he'd love it!!! And I know he'd be great at it and give those lucky axelotls something to remember forever too. Ahhh-! I hope everyone going has fun! And then there's the song recordings he's picking back up, and I got my Axel hoodie and charm the other day!!! Very comfy and I love it a lot, the charm is also extremely cute! Then there's the Tarot reading stream which I think is really fun. That kind of stuff is mostly just disguised advice, so I really wonder how it's going to play out. Ah man, there's just been nothing but fun things ahead. I'm so excited for everything to come and I know it's all going to be great! Thank you for always working hard Axel, and I really do wish the best for you and everything that you do, please get good rest and eat well! And I hope from the bottom of my heart that you're always happy and healthy!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.55157272

>>55157124
flay loved the attention and thought he was on the same pedestal as rio kek

>> No.55157290

>>55157126
Thanks doc!

>> No.55157369

Let's what now

>> No.55157382

1 more week until Magni and Vesper are terminated

>> No.55157387

>>55157012
Unfortunately X has warped the term so much that the general definition of "a guy that with no rizz to get pussy" has turned into "a guy with a toxic personality because he's not getting pussy or his pussy is hanging out with another dick that isn't his own"

>> No.55157402

>>55157272
Well leave it to machiroons to not trust Flay to set his own limits.

>> No.55157419
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>>55156907
Shouldnt have when for that rice cache Vesties.

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>>55157126
Luv

>> No.55157529

>>55157387
>X
bitch do you mean twitter?

>> No.55157590

>>55157529
Yeah. It's Xitter btw.

>> No.55157668

>>55157382
Really shouldnt broadcast your plans for murder like this Gabe, this place isnt as anonymous as you think.

>> No.55157691

>>55157387
does the term not literally mean involuntary celibate? unless you are horrifically ugly thats usually the case.

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>>55156030
Just got my notification of Tuesday vesper birthday merch as well

>> No.55157759
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>>55157290
Love you very much too anon!!! I hope you had a great day today, and I've once again hired this little axelotl to give you little kisses, CHU~!!! Take care of yourself now!
>>55157478
LOVE! CHU~!!!

>> No.55157758

>>55157691
so does it mean I'm ugly since I'm still a virgin

>> No.55157853

>>55157668
oh that Gabe nigger is still around?

>> No.55157860

>>55157668
who the fuck is gabe

>> No.55157904
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Unsurprisingly she noticed it kek

>> No.55157933

>>55157853
Who?

>> No.55157952

>>55157860
schizo ex kronie that became even more schizo after she started collabing with Tempus

>> No.55157998

>>55157952
and why do you think that I'm him?

>> No.55158005
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>>55157734
It hurts because I miss him and opening the merch when we have no idea what's going on feels completely empty.

>> No.55158057

>>55157998
im not the one that accused you of being him. should ask the anon that called you that

>> No.55158074

>>55157853
>>55157860
Christ please I dont wanna hear gabe ever again, not here too
that guy is a lunatic, as a Kronie NOT a fun time when he was around

>> No.55158084

>>55157952
Ah, your average faggot who lost his way from the pride parade

>> No.55158083

>>55157759
I've been having a great day! I've got a long weekend coming up so can't complain about that!
Take care of yourself! Chu~!

>> No.55158097

>>55154429
Proof?

>> No.55158105

>>55157998
NTA, but it's probably a jork.

>> No.55158118

>>55157382
Can you shorten it to this weekend instead

>> No.55158185

>>55158097
>hololive fans dont watch streams
thats a new one. thought it was only the boys fans that dont

>> No.55158232

Small man telly
https://youtu.be/e1l8mYCZ9AA
https://youtu.be/e1l8mYCZ9AA
https://youtu.be/e1l8mYCZ9AA

>> No.55158283
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>>55158057
That anon was just making a joke.

t.that anon

>> No.55158350

>>55158185
NTA but KEK that phrase really do be living rent free inside your head huh

>> No.55158372

>>55158283
dont see how bringing up a literal who kronie is a joke but ogey

>> No.55158441

>>55157387
To be fair, an incel is not just a guy who's not getting girls, it's a guy who makes being bitter and angry about not getting girls his whole personality.

>> No.55158454

machitroons

>> No.55158473

>>55158232
>We must make Human, machiroons!!!
YES YES YES MY DARLING~~~

>> No.55158615

>>55158454
troonmites

>> No.55158624

>>55157904
How dare they disappoint mama. Boycott anime impulse

>> No.55158667

>>55158615
troonsties

>> No.55158754
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>>55158185
>Playing both sides

>> No.55158795

>>55158667
Troonpanions....

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if these DHL niggers dont deliver my shit tonight im gonna make 9/11 look like a joke

>> No.55158927

>>55158830
man DHL gets on my nerves

>> No.55158932

A new rrat which I believe compiles as many potential theories as possible: When the management shuffle that's occurring behind the scenes settled in, including the shifting of Gori-mane to a position outside of StarsEN, more than a few new managers in other departments made it difficult if not impossible to approve cross-company collaborations (specifically LiveEN/StarsEN). Naturally, Magni and Vesper were quick to take issue with this, seeing as they have both collaborated the most with LiveEN talent. It came to a head last month during a meeting, and Magni and Vesper chose to strike until a compromise or reversal could be determined. Either negotiations are ongoing or there has been a decision made, but either way the two are considered suspended for a month. Magni is confident that he will return; Vesper is too busy fighting mountain lions to think about it. Meanwhile, it would seem that this has had some effect on the management structure after all, as Gori-mane has been given a different but higher position within StarsEN.

Let me know if there's anything else I can add to this fanfiction.

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>>55152251

>> No.55159016
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>>55158927
i mustve gotten the black driver today. last time my order came way earlier

>> No.55159034

>>55158754
>No soundpost
Lame.

>> No.55159058

>>55158932
>LiveEN
stopped reading there

>> No.55159083 [SPOILER] 
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55159083

heh

>> No.55159089

tempus BG3 onegai

>> No.55159181

>>55158932
So the Mpreg was real?

>> No.55159217

>>55158932
So you mean this happened in December? Because that's when staff was undergoing changes.

>> No.55159230

>>55159058
newfags, please anderstando. That or nijiniggers.

>> No.55159375 [DELETED] 

Tempiss, literally. Imagine wasting a year with these losers. Two of your biggest draws are gone. Tsk tsk tsk, can't be the UNICORNCOCK. NOW KNEEL.

>> No.55159387

>>55158185
I havent watched the pebble since debut. Im not a pebblephie.

>> No.55159437

>>55159230
I also differentiate them by using stars and live but I never watched anyone in holopro but holostars

>> No.55159438
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55159438

>draws the machiroons as a girl
Flay has once again forgotten about me...

yes i know its supposed to be androgynous but it looks too much like a girl still

>> No.55159465

>>55158997
oh my gawd... fanart thank you

>> No.55159527

>>55159438
Yeah because it's mostly girls who watch him. If you're unaware.

>> No.55159563

>>55158795
troontellion

>> No.55159599

>>55159058
That's why it's fanfiction.

>>55159181
Whoops, forgot about that.

>>55159438
Just imagine yourself as a girl with a flat chest, deep voice, and average penis.

>> No.55159623

>>55159387
Im interested if she does anything more LandOfTheLustrous related
>>55159438
you gotta look more like a girl than guy to be androgynous imo, just how it is...

>> No.55159646

>>55159437
>Doesn't use lowercase hololive for girls and uppercase HOLOSTARS for boys
Fake fans in the general AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>> No.55159643

>>55158932
One of the more interesting theories I've read

>> No.55159673 [DELETED] 

KEKAROOONIE IS THIS THE BUCKBROKEN THREAD ? NO VESPER ? NO MAGNI ? KEKAROOOOOONIE KWABBING IT UP IN HERE KEKKITY KEK KEK !!

>> No.55159716

>>55159563
troonkkitos

>> No.55159769
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>> No.55159778

>>55159438
thats just his art style anonchama

>> No.55159835

>>55158932
Yabba Dabba Doo...

>> No.55159859

>>55159623
>spoiler
I disagree.

>>55159527
Probably but I'd say he probably has a somewhat decent male following too. I just wouldve preferred a boy machiroon too

>> No.55159862

I genuinely can't tell if that's actually someone from Catalog or a parody at this point, which is pretty funny.

>> No.55159868

>>55159438
just accept that you will be forcefully feminized if you watch Flayon

>> No.55159908
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55159908

All this low effort bait

>> No.55159918

>>55158932
not readin allat yo

>> No.55159919

>>55159862
It is because they're too obvious.

>> No.55159931 [DELETED] 

KEKAROOOOOO A YEAR AGO YOU KEKKIES SAID THEY WERE JUST BROTUBERS AND NOW YOU RIM AND FUCK EACH OTHER WITH POZCOCK . KEKAROO !! NO VESPER ??? NO MAGNI ?????? KEKKITY KKEEEEEKK KEK !!

>> No.55160040

>>55159919
I think it's the caps lock that's really putting it over the edge

>> No.55160069

>>55159859
Eh, I guess your right
I suppose characters like Rimuru are pretty close to true andro, and compared to him this machiroon is pretty fem
Im just jaded I guess

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>> No.55160075

>>55159646
Its holo for girls and stars for boys anon, comon.

>> No.55160102

>>55158932
but what about the aliens?

>> No.55160158

>>55158932
But I thought it was proven that aliens kidnapped them?

>> No.55160174

thanks for deleting the troll, jannies

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHleB3YrvWs

Will he actually finish this stream?

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Hi. I'm bait. Don't bite me lol

>> No.55160263

>>55159908
>Low effort
theres a point when the "bait" is so...juvenile/ incomprehendible its like, impossible to even bite it, right? Just doesnt make sense

>> No.55160326

I hate you guys for saying they'll come back a week after the anniv postponement tweet and giving me false hope.

>> No.55160322

>>55160158
>Actually believing the congress psyop that was bribed by Cover
Anon...

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>>55160221

>> No.55160433
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkv2It8XtX0

PSISHMAN UP IN 5 MINUTES

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>>55160326
I was the only one that told you this was gonna take months. Why didn't you believe me?

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>>55160368
post /mans/ classic gifs

>> No.55160521

>>55160447
So ugly

>> No.55160602

>>55160326
>believing in anons that are also high in hopium
ngmi

>> No.55160608

>>55160521
:(

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If Nowa doesn't return, the unicorn kronigger in my friend group chat wins.
I can't fucking take it. I will find new friends.

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>>55160487

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M

>> No.55160709
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55160709

The vestmites experience

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55160761

Hey /MANS/, I hope u guys are doing well. I am working on a game rn while I watch altare

>> No.55160822

>>55160069
Yeah hes pretty much drawing a catgirl and lazily slapping it with the androgynous label to try to be more "inclusive" to enbies or whatever;so not even his male fans. That annoyed me more than drawing the catgirl thing itself.

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>>55160653

>> No.55160916
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KEK

>> No.55160957

JWU had a dream I joined Holostars and it was like going through a military bootcamp also Altare kissed me against my will so I punched him

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>>55160326
Anon…

If it was only going to be a week we would’ve gotten the postponement date when the announcement was posted

makes me think that even management doesn’t know the exact time frame when/if they’ll be back T-T

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>>55160877

>> No.55161039

>>55160957
>so I punched him
based

>> No.55161056

>>55160985
hideous creature

>> No.55161067

>>55160822
hey, maybe he will polish it a bit and end up more in the middle. hes seems a bit conflicted so...

>> No.55161065

>>55160709
>vestmites wait a month+
>no one comes back
>graduation announcement

>> No.55161107
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>>55160761
Seems like you're thirsty little mag.

>> No.55161128

>>55160158
The timing does line up a bit too well...
https://twitter.com/akira_skyy/status/1679889559902109697

>> No.55161216

>>55160957
Sounds too real, gotta be premonition

>> No.55161287

>>55161107
yo axel needs to chill with the cough syrup his piss straight up purple

>> No.55161330

>>55160957
The last bit was so random lol

>> No.55161363

>>55160475
I mean, you're not looking that credible hanging there...

>> No.55161388

>>55161287
It's purely concentrated magpiss anon. You're telling me Magni's piss is yellow? Preposterous.

>> No.55161502

>>55160916
Senzaki-mama cute~

>> No.55161542

>>55160916
senzaki-mama is actually so funny

>> No.55161543

>>55160965
Makes me think that it might have been a personal issue with Vesper all along...

>> No.55161554

>>55161388
Huh? but the picture says Dingo's piss

>> No.55161678

>Machina possibly seriously considering marrying Hakka

>> No.55161685

mechabird bros...

>> No.55161699

>>55161554
Sharing the same piss, boys~

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>>55145937
X
>>55146104
*honk*

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>>55161554

>> No.55161771

>>55161543
It's the most plausible one given that bothm of them went MIA at the same time.

>> No.55161807

>>55161067
yeah its fine, im not that pressed over it i suppose

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>>55161554
Yeah because he's selling it and branding it as Dingo's piss. He turned Magni into a Dingo anon. A Digni! He's a Digni now. He's milking his knotted Digni dingo dick. Asking him if this is what it feels like to get milked. And he's enjoying every second.

>> No.55162005

>>55161543
Still doesn’t explain Magni missing but not!Magni seeming fine. I think something internal happened and Vesper is off being menhera in the woods for god knows how long

>> No.55162140

beat and rape clown

>> No.55162194

>>55162005
>Spoiler
You know Vesper getting in an accident and Magni taking responsibility is the only plausible rrat here because those two are dumb enough to want a surprise off-collab and watch Snowpiercer together

>> No.55162213 [DELETED] 

Thanks for wasting pako's talents once more. Faggots.

>> No.55162219
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkv2It8XtX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkv2It8XtX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkv2It8XtX0

SHINRI ON THE TELLY

>> No.55162357 [DELETED] 

Thanks for wasting an entire year of EN and JP for your talentless faggots. Faggots.

>> No.55162422

Unrelated reminder to ignore bait

>> No.55162481 [DELETED] 

Thanks for being more delusional than male NijiEN viewers, cuckolds. Faggots.

>> No.55162495

>>55162005
Vesper caught so many viruses from the truckers that one of them mutated and infected his streaming computer, which then infected Magni's when they tried to set up their collab. Both of their computers are heavily quarantined and neither are allowed to stream.

>> No.55162545

>>55162422
I mean, duh
its not even bait just uncreative spam

>> No.55162547

Low effort justaworm mention for low effort troll

>> No.55162582

>>55162422
You mean the guy who ban evaded? And still hasn't changed their strategy?

>> No.55162642 [DELETED] 

Thanks for gaslighting yourselves into thinking you're watching brotubers, homos. Faggots.

>> No.55162682

shame that the only 2 popular members will be terminated soon

>> No.55162731

AxMag passionate sweaty marathon sex!

>> No.55162812 [DELETED] 

Thanks for shitting and crying your pants when actual men shit on your menhera "talents". Faggots.

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>youre accusing me of not thinking

>> No.55162852

>>55162731
How long is that?

>> No.55162854
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>report
>hide post

>> No.55162962

Altare learning that unicorns truly are useless.

>> No.55162979

>>55162836
I would never
Its a simple observation my dear Flay Flay....

>> No.55162991

>>55162852
whenever mag collapses axel can just get another clone so imagine!!

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>>55162357
>>55162481
>>55162642
>>55162682
>>55162812
Yummy bait compiled for jannies

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>>55162836
That's good. Thinking is illegal. We can't have that.

>> No.55163029 [DELETED] 

Every single HomoEN needs to apologize and refund their viewers and Cover every single cent they made. Faggots.

>> No.55163033

I wonder if these people think they'll somehow get pussy from acting like this lmao

>> No.55163047

>>55162994
thank you for your sacrifice magmite

>> No.55163065

Magmites really are stupid

>> No.55163064

>>55162219
I needed Mama's meds

>> No.55163106

>>55162854
polmite my beloved

>> No.55163110

>>55163033
cmon anon why else do you think theyre acting this schizo over such a harmless hobby

>> No.55163119

>>55163033
They've gotta channel all that impotent rage into something, I guess.

>> No.55163136

>>55163033
of course women can only think of things in terms of pussy. Only thing women are good for after all

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Is it just me or is flay acting brattier today than usual?

>> No.55163149

>>55163065
bless em....

>> No.55163182 [DELETED] 

You cannot handle being made fools of and being bitches to the gods that allow your very existence. Graduate, worms.

>> No.55163228

>>55163033
>Thinking they'll get pussy in a board that's 99% men
They'll have much better luck in other boards.

>> No.55163229

>>55163145
bratty flay... needs correction

>> No.55163274

>>55163145
Naaaah he can be a LOT brattier imo

>> No.55163345

>>55163228
>pussy repelant behavior in the one thread that has some pussy
hopeless...

>> No.55163360 [DELETED] 

Have sex and embrace true heterosexuality. No, sodomy is not sex. Faggots.

>> No.55163393

Altare stream is so comfy rn I could watch him get lost in this game forever

>> No.55163448

>>55162194
I’ve always found that rrat to be far fetched. It relies on so many what ifs when the simplest explanation usually is the most likely

An internal issue happens -> they both aren’t allow to access their accounts and stream

Vs

Vesper got into an accident that Magni played a part in. Vesper physically can’t stream, so to take responsibility Magni without explaining to his coworkers decides to go on a break to ‘take responsibility’ abandoning them for the anniversary event he spent months planning. He’s so guilty that he seemingly can’t use Twitter?

Its really fucked that anons would rather have some angst hurt comfort fanfiction play out irl than maybe the boys got into trouble

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>>55161678
>>55161685
FUCK! I'm not home so I missed my mechabirb crumbs...
Will check the VOD

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55163462

real schizophrenic hours eh?

>> No.55163471

I just want nowa to naked dogeza when he returns. Is that too much to ask for?

>> No.55163550

>>55163345
I'm not fucking another dude to get pussy /here/ anon. It's joever.

>> No.55163572

>>55163471
>when he returns
lol

>> No.55163579

>>55163393
Yeah, it's nice to see him just having a good time doing his thing. He seems relaxed today.

>> No.55163596

>>55163471
No, you should 'jokingly' SC him as a bit to do onstream.

>> No.55163615 [DELETED] 

Justice is served, faggots. Would you like more graduations? Bottoms up, faggots. Get every last drop. You have trained for this moment, faggots.

>> No.55163654

>>55163462
I mean, its always schizo hours, just a different flavour today!

>> No.55163665

Yes Shinri
Remind the Tempura to shower before leaving their homes

>> No.55163681

>>55163572
for this comment you are condemned to naked dogeza

>> No.55163694

>>55163550
hey, high risk high reward... they do say schizogirl pussy is like no other.

>> No.55163696

>>55163471
>implying he'll return

>> No.55163759

Shinri was streaming?

>> No.55163817

>>55163759
nobody cares about Shinri

>> No.55163850

>>55163759
Who?

>> No.55163853

Flay there are no such things as humor classes you dumbass

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>>55163759
>>55162219
>>55160433
Yeast

>> No.55163889

nice, jannies dropped in

>> No.55163896
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I enjoy Shinri's streams.

>> No.55163939

>>55163759
Who? Stop posting indies here

>> No.55163974

>>55163877
Betsy my beloved. Please gag on me

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>>55163550

>> No.55163995

>>55163759
Yeah it's overlap hours anon. They should probably hire EU guys desu.

>> No.55164002

>>55163853
Maybe hes thinking of like...improv courses?

>> No.55164039

>>55163889
nigger is just gonna keep coming back. no need to announce whenever jannies do their job

>> No.55164058
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Shinri love~

>> No.55164064

>>55163993
Kek that was me

>> No.55164087

>>55163455
>Those chins
Oh shit Nowa 1.0 is back

>> No.55164109

>>55162854
>Don't report
>Continue to shitpost
t. cultare

>> No.55164112

>>55164064
respect

>> No.55164137

>>55163889
>spoiler
thank you jannies

>> No.55164186

whats up with shinri having more schizos than usual lately

>> No.55164195

didnt you disckois have a whole ass thread in catalog shilling him all day yesterday yet you dont even advertise him in /MANS/?

>> No.55164207

>>55164058
MAMA MILK MAMA MILK

>> No.55164225
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Thank you jannies ilu chu~

>> No.55164263

>>55163995
Pros: more spread out streams, potentially interesting interactions of people from different walks of life
Cons: European

>> No.55164265

Wait you can actually kill yourself with axe?

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I love Shinri a lot.

>> No.55164306

Tempus as cats
>Altare
A ragdoll, is very playful and quickly becomes friends with you. Will get the zoomies very often. Picky about food.
>Axel
Alley cat, orange, very playful, gets friends with you a little too fast, tries humping you, licks you constantly, very stupid. You have to lock the kitchen when you cook because he will not leave you alone until he's eaten that entire steak you were making.
>Magni
An expensive persian but he's extremely stupid for how he looks. Neighborhood bicycle and constantly pregnant. Picky with food but for no reason other than to fuck with you.
>Vesper
Alley cat, grey, very old, patchy fur around the tail, very distant, loves moldy food, also has a second family where he goes to eat every day so he's a plump fuck.
>Bettel
Turkish Angora, beautiful fur, takes care of himself, loves it when you brush him, will randomly bite you and scratch you to demand more pets. Very clumsy and skittish. Very limited with his own affection but will demand everything from you or fall into depression. Extremely picky, will only eat very specific brands of expensive cat food.
>Flayon
Burmese cat, constant zoomies, cries constantly for no reason, needs all your affection for himself, possessive and jealous. Not picky with food but you have to hand feed him every time.
>Shinri
Maine coon, very calm, very kind, understanding and eat everything you give him with pleasure. Picks up on your mood and will cuddle up to you on bad days. Kind of old and likes being lazy. Plump and fat.
>Hakka
Somali, loves meowing, purring, crying, never shuts up ever. Hyperactive and gets the zoomies easily, loves munching on your hair and will eat anything in copious amounts. Loves getting into accidents and needs constant vet visits.

>> No.55164358

>>55164186
Someone made a Catalog bait thread about him recently, so they're pretending they know something about him again.

>> No.55164388

>>55164306
very based, thank you catanon

>> No.55164413

>>55164306
I like cats.

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now do tempus as cocks

>> No.55164449

>>55163995
If i make it, i promise to stream only in the morning before work and the early afternoon after work.
Sincerely, early bird NA bro

>> No.55164503

>>55164263
I'm willing to take that chance. German male Vtuber that sounds eerily like Hitler when speaking German is funny

>> No.55164519

I miss Chungus, Pickles and Boba.

>> No.55164687

>>55164306
Thank you based cat autist

>> No.55164734

>>55164306
best post these threads have seen in months. thank you anon. we need to spay magni.

>> No.55164748

>>55164449
I pray you get in.

>> No.55164757

>>55164306
>>Magni
>Neighbourhood bicycle and constantly pregnant
ToT

>> No.55164774

Shinri scolding you for being stinky ToT

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>>55163896
>>55164058
>>55164269

>> No.55164915

>>55164801
Why hide yourself when you can join the pond?

>> No.55164955

I want to melt together with Flayon until we are one why the fuck did evangelion portray this as a bad thing

>> No.55164991

>>55164445
it already exists. same as tempus assholes. keep up with the lore anon

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>> No.55165128

>>55164445
This but as specific bad dragon products

>> No.55165141

>>55164915
eww

>> No.55165171 [SPOILER] 
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>>55164991
Well, Tempus's cocks or Tempus if they WERE cocks?

>> No.55165179

hides a porn mag in his book pretending to study
Altare, Bettel

>hides a phone in his book pretending to study but plays gacha instead
Magni

>hides a porn mag in his book pretending to study but the magazine is bigger than the book
Axel, Hakka

>hides a book in his porn mag pretending to jerk off
Flayon, Vesper

>jerks off to what he is studying
Shinri

>> No.55165209

>>55165141
:(

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>>55165068
>>55164801
>>55164269
>>55164058
>>55163896

>> No.55165244

>>55165179
>Shinri
same

>> No.55165248

F O E

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>> No.55165356

>>55165214
Those taste awful

>> No.55165361

>>55165209
Sorry, I like being by myself but I'm glad to see fellow Shinri enjoyers

>> No.55165366

>>55164306
>Magni
1.0 is a persian
1.5 is a siamese with a lilac point

>> No.55165420

>>55164955
Because sex is impossible as a singular entity.

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>>55165171
We already have two, I guess.

>> No.55165533

>>55165420
They call it the beast with two backs for a reason, anon

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Why do I miss these anime men who I don't actually know anything about so much?.

>> No.55165676

>Who's the strongest in Tempus?
>Physically its Axel
>And Bettel? *Laughs*

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>>55164955
Is that the "marriage" Flayon talks about?

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Kino

>> No.55165866

>>55148492
>he is attracting nothing but dark misfortune among us
This. The last thing I want is Magni and Vesper NOT being terminated by the company.

>> No.55165875

>>55165781
kek, nice

>> No.55165919

>>55163448
...
Clarification: my rrat is more along the lines of Ves had to leave for a family emergency last minute or he's in the hospital.
Magni is just taking time off to help keep Vesper's situation private (that notice tweet would have just been about Vesper) since Dez had a toe operation and things had to be pushed back regardless.

Honestly, it probably is just a weird suspension, but the privacy thing Altare said the first week is what keeps making me think about it this way.

>> No.55165942

i expect a bait thread/post about shinri with some combination of how vesper ruined his chances/tempus unity in a few hours now that the schizo making bait related to him is awake again

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>>55165781

>> No.55166000

Flay is going through some Kino Tempus power level lore right now

>> No.55166034

>>55165742
based fear and hunger poster

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>>55165781
>I will never go up to have a casual chat with Axel on how sackwhacks are the most peak form of male friendship that society makes a joke out of and discuss the philosophies of sackwhacking as a way to endure testicle-related attacks and become stronger in mind, body and soul.

>> No.55166184

>>55165676
Bettel is an eldritch horror and only Phantom can keep him in check by slowly feeding on his life force but his power grows faster than Phantom can feed on him so Phantom knows it will be only a matter of time until the dark forces are unleashed. We get a glimpse into his powers when he plays Fall Guys and turned all the Mario Party minigames into fall guys. Another one of his powers is making people willingly give up all their material possessions for him and shower him in money.

>> No.55166271

>>55165781
>tfw you will never spend $250 to have an awkward 5 minute conversation with your oshi

>> No.55166276

>>55165942
>>55165020
its already up before you even posted this

>> No.55166306

>>55165781
I need a hot femanon to go up to Axel to see if he drops his spaghetti.

>> No.55166400

>>55166034
>>55165742
Really wish one of the boys would play it one day...

>> No.55166406

>>55165866
Don't Tarot Cards affect the individual having their fortunes read? I don't think it works that way.

>> No.55166434

>>55165919
Toenail removal is pretty rough by the way

>> No.55166474

>>55166400
Don't worry, I got you.

>> No.55166523

>>55165942
>>55166276
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.

>> No.55166521

>>55166434
rumao

>> No.55166547

>>55165942
Disckois are shilling because of their stupid damage control with their drama.

>> No.55166558

>>55166434
ive seen actual organ removals have a quicker recovery time than this anon

>> No.55166630

>>55166474
A-anon?

>> No.55166642

>>55166400
Flayon's talked about looking into the censor mod for streaming I think

>> No.55166674

>>55166400
flayon said he asked for perms, probably got denied

>> No.55166677

>>55166000
Oh shit. Guess I'm gonna watch after all.

>> No.55166684

>>55166547
kys falseflagger

>> No.55166737

I was honestly expecting an Increase in viewers for a couple of boys with the debuts and the community getting more active, now I'm kind of sad

>> No.55166777

>>55166306
>my attractive wife is an axelotl and we're going to the con
I know what I must do

>> No.55166824

>>55166276
Catalog always has anti thread about Tempus everyday.

>> No.55166836

>>55166737
why would anyone thats watching advent give a shit about the boys? most of them dont even know any of them except for Vesper and Magni

>> No.55166842

>>55166684
Who is she false flagging as? retard

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It's baking time.

>> No.55166846

>>55166737
>Unironically numberfagging
You'll never enjoy the content if that's what you keep thinking.

>> No.55166891

>>55166184
Honestly Flay said the exact opposite. He laughed at Bettel and straight up said said Phantom isn't to be fucked with so I'm not sure if Bettel is the eldritch horror here

>> No.55166901

>>55166737
You can't do miracles if someone is not a natural entertainer

>> No.55166909

>>55163939
>>55163817
>>55163850
What is wrong with you people

>> No.55166919

I need to stay awake...byt Flay is so comfy....

>> No.55166920

>>55166737
The only way to inject substantial viewership into Tempus is to go the NijiEN route with the next generation.

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